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Primitives and Savages Edition
>>215941665
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>>215959386
King General
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Why didn't anyone tell me this was such fucking kino?
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>>215959386
Npm eating /hor/ cuck’s brains
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>>215959476
LOL
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I started watching the Creep Tapes, and as soon as they brought in some recognizable faces, it kind of lost that creepy vibe compared to the movies
Maybe it's just me, but when the cast in horror has famous people, it makes things feel a bit more familiar and less tense, like you’re more at ease than you would be with unknowns
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>>215959491
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>>215959386
Keep waifufagging and simping and you end up under that table.
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>>215959508
Is it called the Creep Tapes because it literally has the guy from Creep in it because if so then how did you not expect this kek
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Whats some horror you dont understand the appeal of? Im not scared of ghosts for instance and even if i did why would i be scared of a fucking table moving? I feel the same about possession scenes. Most just make me roll my eyes or laugh because its so goofy.
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naked blue snake lady's hairy pits
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>>215959559
Whatever Skinamarink was
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>>215959559
I think ghosts are real so I'm afraid of them. I also get sleep paralysis and nightmares a lot
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>>215959559
I don't really like whodunnit films. Even if I don't guess it, I don't like being baited with clues pointing to the wrong characters.
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>>215959584
Easily the worst horror I've watched in the last decade. Good fucking god did I get filtered…
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>>215959386
Cannibal Holocaust > Eaten Alive > > Cannibal Apocalypse > Devil Hunter > Anthropophagus > Cannibal Ferox > Man from Deep River > Jungle Holocaust > Mountain of the Cannibal God
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>>215959476
Hahahaha I can totally picture that
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>>215959643
wait... I think I've been rec'd Eaten Alive before and thought it was the Tobe Hooper film. So there's another...
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>>215959632
We didn’t get filtered, everyone is just dumb expect us anon
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I'm going to watch a scary movie tonight and if I get nightmares I'm going to angrily post here in the morning if I'm not dead.
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>>215959386
My friend was more impressed with Cannibal Ferox than Cannibal Holocaust.
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>>215959668
Eaten Alive is Umberto Lenzi's 2nd film in his Cannibal trilogy of Man from Deep River - Eaten Alive - Ferox
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what are the other good taiwanese horrors
i liked incantation, the sadness, and dead talent's society. just watched detention but it's too convoluted. i can't tell any of the buzzed head male characters apart. fang a qt tho i liked her in dead talents too
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>>215959693
I need to stop hovering over thumbnails I'm going to give myself a heartattack
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>>215959559
Gore. It's not scary and at worst it's just gross.
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>>215952307
>Mccammons other book was just adapted recently into that show Teacup last year
I guess there's a reason I'm only now hearing of it?
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>>215959691
>Man from Deep River

Everytime i hear that title i picture John Fogerty singing it.
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>>215959715
I think gore is always mostly unsettling, I don't think it's really something that outright scares me either. Needs to be something with the gore to really spook you.
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>>215959427
I brought it up a few times in October. sequel is dumb fun too
>>215959508
yep soon as I saw that mug rolled my eyes here we fuckin go the "horror community" darling with his effete boyish "charm" getting shoved into shit. weak ep regardless
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>>215959508
which one is king of the nipples
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kek I'm making my mom watch Terrifier.
She doesn't like it.
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>>215959769
>sequel is dumb fun too
That is the sequel. Much better than the first IMO.
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>>215959728

I think they bought the rights or had them and then decided that mystery box tv shows are the popular thing now. They basically stripped out everything that was in the book until it was basically original with little in common with the novel. From what i heard (i never finished it) the show was just edging the audience but giving little back.
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>>215959801
mine kinda liked terrifier 2 which i didn't expect
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>>215959801
to be fair, terrifier sucks.
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>>215959806
kek
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>>215959807
hell yeah, sorry didn't expand thumbnail.
now check this trash out
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>>215959810
the Variety review I just read had a lot of positive things to say but ultimately panned it for abandoning its horror to do science fiction shenanigans, is that accurate?
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>>215959678
>everyone is just dumb expect us
>expect us
Made me laugh… in all seriousness, I'd rather rewatch Manos or the Invisible Man remake instead of Skinamastink. It's just that damn bad
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we've come to bargain
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>>215959619
>hfw Tyrone says no
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Watched two horror movies featuring deaf girls. Midnight was fun (if disappointingly routine) but basically told me that I shouldnt live in Korea because they would let a guy stab you in the street and pull out their phone to watch. Mute Witness was for the most part really good and one of the best horror thrillers of the 90s. The third act has problems tho and it feels like it should have been a 45 minute short film.
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>>215959806
Kolobos is for the cute girl, not horror.
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>>215959963

I blame the french.
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>>215959987
does anyone else see it..
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>>215960002
yes...
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>>215959987
Strange WHAT
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>>215959987

Looks like a chant to summon cthulhu or aunt jemima

>stra
>nger
>th__
>ngs
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>>215959987
kek
tnd
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>>215959895
This would have been a billion times better if it weren't FF.
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>>215960154
Many such cases.
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>>215959806
lmao
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>>215959559
Immortal zombie/ghost killers like jason or freddy. I don't see the point when the killers are basically immortal and there is no hope of winning.
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>"Log off, touch grass, and have sex, bro"
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>215960313
>too old
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>>215960313
gib fussy
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>>215960240
Isn't that the point of horror? To have some threat of impending death? I mean they normally find a way to defeat them.
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>>215959813
Beneath all the gore gags is a movie where Good triumphs over Evil, where a teenage girl is empowered by angels to destroy the ultimate evil. It's much easier rewatching them with this in mind.
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>>215960313
More like
>Yog Sothoth, touch water and have sex with me bro
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>>215959643
>Devil Hunter, a Jess Franco movie, isn't the worst of the list
W-w-what?
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>>215960464
That's Franco's best movie. Bug eyed dick cannibal is iconic.
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>>215960402
Hell yeah.
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>>215960520
She cute
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>>215960553
She has really good genetics.
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He is ready to save Christmas
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>>215960825
>soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJgVPTYhzo
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>>215960825
Not interested
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>>215960313
>"not with your ugly ass, bitch. your femcel projection has no power here"
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>>215960553
Who?
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Join us Fixbros

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>>215959915
>>215959678
>>215959632

I, Lilith Dragonkin Silencius, supreme moderator of r/horror and r/trans, am offended by your opinions. Skinamarink and Weapons are truly the pinnacle of cinematic expression
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>>215959508
i just started it and it's amazing so far
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>>215960825
these movies suck and not in a fun way
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>>215961361
Cute dog
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>>215961611
Fuck you
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>>215961757
fyi gets old quick if you try and binge it
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We're not gonna get a proper monster horror film again, are we? The most recent one of note I know is probably Godzilla Minus One but that's clearly more of an action/war film and it's from a long ass franchise.
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>>215961867
i mean this new episode with david dastmalchian the copycat killer
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>>215961611
Skinamarink is one I hated when watching it because the "jumpscare" type shit made me feel I was watching a youtube video for 12 year olds. But over time I have warmed to the... concept of the film I saw.
Not sure I'd try it again though.
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>>215961873
It's pointless anyway because they're all ruined by cgi.
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>>215961873
hehe, ass franchise
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>>215960553
need dat
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>>215962534
the way the bat flies lmao. nigga never saw a bat fly in his life
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Bleh!
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>>215962591
Most pre-80s bats are comedy gold. I love when they flap on in to a horror movie.
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>>215962602
kino name?
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>>215962602
Bleh
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>>215962624
true
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Just put on Creep Tapes s2e1
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>>215962813
Oh wow episode 1 looks really interesting.
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>>215962697
>steals your heart, then your blood
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>>215962694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm7FaUAqSJg
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>>215962813
Enjoy!
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>>215959807
I think I must be the only person who prefers the first Dead Snow
The first movie was a charming low budget homage to movies like Braindead
The sequel was extremely reddit and the whole American zombie killing team thing was so retarded
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>>215960402
heh
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>>215962908
damn someone needs to fund them to make a whole film
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>>215962944
Ty. I just finished it. Pretty good. Now I just put on the Hands that Rock the Cradle 2025
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>>215963098
not a horror film fyi
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>>215963140
It is listed under horror.
Creep Tapes was listed under history.
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i implore anyone who hasn't watched it to go watch daughters of darkness right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlWScevOsVo
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>>215963164
You're listed under horror lmao.
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the horror police is here watch out
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>>215963164
>streaming
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>>215963248
As opposed to..stream sites are pretty well stocked and updated.
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>>215963218
I got so many bloody movies to watch. I'll watch this tomorrow
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>>215963222
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>>215963140
It is horror under google
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>>215963421
Google's CEO is listed under horror
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>>215963421
>under google
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elevator horror should die, we need a need era of found footage
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>>215963248
Problem?
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>>215963473
Grow up and learn how to pirate already you faggot LOL
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>>215963473
I have no idea what "under google" means. If you mean this, then, no.
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>>215963505
That's wikipedia not google
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>>215963505
Most of the movies he posts about aren't even horror.
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>>215963517
What? Google doesn't classify movies, it's a search engine. If you're talking about the AI result, then, also no since that's in the screenshot.
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>>215963505
he's talking about the google result that pulls the genre from imdb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33502160/
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>>215963547
What movie?
>>215963534
Like what movies?
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>>215963563
Oh, that's just tags then. I don't consider it horror at all, it also sucked ass.
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>>215959559
Little girls.

Oh a little girl is crying and alone in this abandoned building? Im going to help her out and call the police.
Oh she doesn't respond? Probably abused assuming shes not deaf, definitely need some specialist support here.
Oh shes lunging at me and being aggressive? Im six four 230+ and low body fat. Even if she was somehow dangerous shes getting knocked.

>aliens
Life changing experience and opportunity to learn. If I see them I'm approaching and baweepgranaweepninibongmaxxing.

>ghosts
As above, Im gonna talk to them. It changes everything we know if this is real, why shit myself? Its exciting. Even if its like the ghostbusters intro.

Scariest thing to me isnscarcity and hordes of hungry unters coming for what I have, or some other mob that cant be brute forced alone, some group whos logic and motivation only succeeds because of numbers but they believe in something shite like islam or blm. There will never be a movie that reflects this. Zombies are a joke compared to normal people.
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>>215963597
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Retards.
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>>215963611
>opportunity to learn
Opportunity to get vivisected as well
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>>215960313
She armenian?
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>>215963611
>There will never be a movie that reflects this.
The Purge
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Lol what is this Hands Rock the Cradle movie?
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>>215963688
lmfao. The movie is like horror comedy thriller
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>>215963683
She has no moustache, so probably not.
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Autistic hours
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>>215963751
shut the fuck up
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>>215963683
>hmmm, i wonder if this lady who speaks spanish and is in all these spanish movies and was born and raised in spain is armenian
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Should I watch a horror movie I haven't watched before or should I rewatch Ginger Snaps 2
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>>215963784
Shit I forgot to put even/odd. Well in my mind I had even as watch a new movie, so I'll do that.
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>>215963784
Watch Pandemonium 2023. I request one anon to watch it.
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>>215963784
Pandemonium
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>>215963644
> 1758285731377141.jpg
??
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>>215963803
>>215963813
I shall include it in my list and roll some numbers later to see which one i watch first.
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>>215963683
Yeah born and raised in armenia
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>>215963644
Dumbass
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>>215963848
Pandemonium
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>>215963683
Yeah she's from Yerevan.
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>>215963899
FINE
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>>215963784
Chick horror? You into that stuff?
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>>215963950
If you want to rec me something, I'm all ears.
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kraken vs kraken, who did it better?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RzriyEeX32I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuWiJCnIc6Y
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>>215963960
Have you seem the best horror movies of 2025?
>Together
>Else
>Shaman
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>>215964039
I have not. will write these down too, danks.
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>>215964039
>Together
Lol. Lmao even. Says a lot about how shit the genre is now when this is a "top 3" film.
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>>215963960
dangerous animals
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>>215964073
Shaman was good.
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>>215964104
it was another film where it's mainly thriller setups so predictable you want to hit the fast forward button
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>>215964133
Garbage woke slop
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>>215963780
Why do you think spaniards look like they do? Theyre a nation of arab mutts.
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>>215964151
>woke
we need to stop using "woke" for at least three years
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>>215960240
>there is no hope of winning
If you watch any movie there's hope. You are only saying what you are saying with faggy meta knowledge.
In every movie the characters try to survive, and some do! If you spoil yourself reading the last page of the book of course you won't get the content of the book
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>>215964151
>
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>>215964151
Shut the fuck up
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>>215964184
Yeah…no…
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>>215964073
Try Meander and Hippopotamus
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Zzzzzzz honk snoo snoo
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>>215964231
yeah we do, means nothing at this point
>dude a woman on my screen! woke woke
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>>215964254
try not pretending to be multiple anons for once
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>>215963611
Is really funny that you constantly point out "I want to learn, I'll talk to them" thinking you can 1v1 your way out with words with an alien or a ghost, but then an angry mob have you in fetal position
I can fend myself just fine against a mob with the power of my word, as I am a man, and my words impose and the sheeps calm down
But what the fuck am I gonna say to an alien or a ghost, it's like talking to a rabid dog or a korean serial killer, there's no way words can do anything here
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>>215964264
Kek. Cope.
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>>215964270
He hasn't posted here in minutes
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>>215964299
cope? this is indian behavior, you aren't a jeet, right?
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>>215964322
Watching feminist horror is yours?
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>>215964344
OH NO NO NO NO NO LMAO
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>>215964344
I love how you never deny being a streetshitter.
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>>215964358
This is a horror general. Focus on movies.
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>>215964344
Aren't you watching an all female thriller movie aimed at women right now?
>>215964363
Ditto.
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>>215964363
Focus on not being brown first.
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>>215959587
>I think ghosts are real
lol, lmao even
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>>215964377
I see it for what it is. Some woke horror thriller that made me lol a few times. You on the other hand watch woke feminist slop and deny what it is.
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>>215964417
Ok so to summarize you accused someone else (not me) of watching feminist movies, but then you're like "actually I do that too, I'm doing it right now".
Accession concepted.
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>>215959643
gonna watch Eaten Alive! rn anon
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>>215964471
Watch Lowlifes
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>>215964400
I also am scared of mirrors.
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>>215964456
I watch it to give every movie a chance. I still haven’t seen Sinners and I intend to but just cant seem to do it. You watch them purposely and know it is woke but pretend it isnt and discuss them in every thread.
Woke movies I have seen
>Hand That Rocks the Cradle
>X
>Talk to Me (just half of it, too woke)
>Get Out
>Dangerous Animals
>Bring Her Back
I watch them to see what’s shit about it and tell others it is shit.
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>>215964483
seen it. cute lesbos.
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>>215964495
ghosts enter your room from mirrors, is their door to this realm, be very scared
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>>215964456
Woke fags in here go to theaters to watch shit like Imaginary and own blu ray copies of Talk to Me.
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>>215964510
AAAAAAAAA
this is all because i tried to summon bloody mary with other kids in the bathroom when i was in elementary school
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>>215964496
>You watch them purposely
Again with the bizarre mental contortions to act like you don't watch these movies. Sorry to tell you this bro, objectively you're a retard who watches feminist movies.
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>>215964560
Keep coping lmao. I gave Bring Her Back and Talk to Me a watch cause they are ranked #1 many places. Hands That Rocked Table was the only one I watched Keep calling me feminst while your wife sucks Tyrone off.
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>>215964560
this is like barking at a dog anon, he's better at autistic rambling than anyone attempting to understand him. also like a dog, he's brown and shits where he shouldn't.
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>>215964556
in your own house? oh shit, those spirits don't leave, jk
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>>215964602
>Keep calling me feminst while your wife sucks Tyrone off.
Yeah lemme guess, you watch cuck porn "to see what’s shit about it and tell others it is shit" too.
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>>215964560
I don’t though. I watched one to see if maybe these movies are actually good cause they are trending. This movie was woke. If I tell you I saw it you said it was woke garbage, I would go yeah.
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>>215964620
Go watch Predator Badlands cuck
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dangerous animals was so shit, not for woke but the retarded premise and shit acting, specifically from the killer.
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>>215964649
Multiple replies, you really are mad. I seem to have struck a nerve pointing out the simple fact that you watch loads of feminist movies. Take a look in the mirror to see the one who watches the woke.
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>>215964620
Bro, I had no idea what cuck was until recently. I remember when cuck porn was like this russian genre that wasnt even mainstream in western culture yet. At that time, I had no idea what it was. It was always this russian couple and some guy fucks the guys gf, so i thought the couple was poor and had to have the gf get paid for sex.
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>>215964703
I'm not your "bro" and have zero interest in whatever the fuck that reply was about.
Question though: Badlands, is that another feminist film you're going to watch when it hits streaming?
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>>215964676
woke and shit
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>>215963780
kek
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Anyone here read Vathek? Most of it is boring but man, that ending
It's even better than Occult's, holy fuck
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>>215964938
hmmm no, but now I want to read it. one great moment can really erase a lot of bad ones in a book or a movie.
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>>215964733
I barely watched Prey. Like less than 15 minutes I will put Badlands on and see how long I make it until I turn it off.
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>>215964938
>reading
I don't read books
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>>215965027
Ok so to finally clarify, the film you told me to go and watch implying it was a humilation ritual to do so, you actually plan to watch it.
Whereas I am not going to.
Which just leaves you insulting yourself. Good to clear that up.
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>>215959386
Published horror writer here with 5 short stories and a dozen weird verse poems out. Please, please, one at a time...
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>>215965082
>I’m one of the few people you’ll meet who’ve written more books than I’ve read.
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>another jeet meltdown
>thread died immediately
the jeet is making you lose money, chink moot
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>>215965082
what kind of stories do you focus on?
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>>215965070
You are going to sit thru it. I will see less than 5 minutes of it how I did Prey. I will turn it off because I know I wont be able to put up with it.
Sitting in a theater where you cannot walk away or look away is cucked. And the cucked previews and woke af advertisments.
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>>215965155
Serious question, are you illiterate? I have no interest in Disney CGI-fests.
You literally are stating you will watch the movie.
???
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>>215965147
Cucks melting down
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>Wolf Creek 3 is due to start filming in a couple of months and was delayed due to tariffs
fuckk this better actually happen
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>>215963892
nta but if you hover your mouse pointer over the "Spoiler Image" title, the original title appears
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>>215959559
>ghost kills me
>I come back as a ghost
>awkwardly have to float around with my killer for eternity
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>>215887095
>>215887112
When is this arm hair scene exactly? I'm watching and I can't find it at all.
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>>215966079
Nevermind, found it, it starts at approximately 8 minutes, ends at 10:30.
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>>215966106
Oh wait there's more until 11:30.
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>>215959987
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>>215967016
KEK
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>>215965229
I will “watch it” which means skip over 90% of it and go to the action and realize the action is garbage too and close it.
I “will watch sinners” too. I still haven’t. Never in the mood for it. It looks like it will be harder to put on than Talk to Me or Bring Her Back.
It took me over 5 tries to get past the first 5 minutes of Hell House Origins because a black priest shows up within 2 minutes and I turned it off every time.
I still didn’t finish Talk to Me. No idea how it is a #1 movie. Bring Her Back I sat through, there wasnt too much woke shit, just every character is purposefully ugly.
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>>215959987
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>>215959476
Who is npm?

>>215959386
It's not beneficial to vilify agrarian populations
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>>215959619
Is this the movie where she goes to a house and she discovers that this couple was torturing children?
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Thank you, Japan, for giving me a movie that nobody else can. Let's do a quick kino check:
>low budget
Check
>WTF Japan
Check
>rape
Check
>gore
Check
>psychotic japs everywhere
Check
>ridiculously bad but awesome practical effects
Check
>dismemberment
Check

Oh yeah, it's 100% pure Japanese motherfucking KINO.
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>>215967765
Yes.
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Bump.
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I'm watching this hungover as hell and I swear 80% of this movie is just one very loud, obnoxious faggot phone ringing. Makes me want to smash head through the nearest window.
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Rewatched Let the Right One In last night. Still one of my favorite vampire movies.
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I recently watched a couple of revivals of 80s cult classics, one of them being "The Toxic Avenger" and it got me thinking, you have these modern movies trying (and failing) to look like these old classics, where are the contemporary horror flicks? Like what would be the current day version of Evil Dead? That doesn't aesthetically look backward to be a throwback film but one that is shot by some passionate kids with infinite time on their phones.

Why don't we have our own b-horror movies shot on cell phones? is it because everyone young turns to short form content over long form and that's why we'll never see anything outside of a youtube video or tiktok?
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>>215959508
Mark Duplass was famous you dope, you just don't know anything
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>>215969914
Solid sci-fi romcom
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>>215969914
Solid 6/10 indie flick. Duplass was also a Sundance darling back in the early 00s along with his brother.
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>>215959631
Whodunnit fans treat these stories as puzzles to be figured out. That's why there are so goddamn many of them, once you've figured out one you need a new one to solve. Apparently they actually do figure them out too, which is baffling to me. I watch giallo here and there and so often the killer is some cousin from back home that never got mentioned until the scene he got introduced in, I don't get it.
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>>215964496
>Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Is this horror? The original (1992) is a drama/thriller. I never watched it. Assumed it was more similar to Single White Female or something (only a crazy nanny/babysitter)
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>>215970268
I've never watched it either but now I want to.
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>be super into horror and gore as a teenager
>interest waned heavily over the years
>find modern horror films to be cruel and upsetting
>decide to watch my old favorite The Evil Dead
>still love it
Is it just nostalgia or is older stuff just better?
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>>215970746
Nostalgia or babyduck syndrome. Extremely common, especially here.
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>>215970268
Correct. It's not horror. Similar to SWF, Fatal Attraction, The Crush, Poison Ivy, etc. Decent movies with a phychologially "scary" angle but in no way horror.
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>>215964262
Gem
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>>215971307
Why is she in so many Christmas movies?
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>>215959386
>they invented the table
>they didn't invent the wheel
>they were fancy eaters of fresh brain
>their huts look uncomfy
Am I supposed to feel scared?
Uuuuuugh I'm so scared of the red fluid, uuuuugh!
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>>215964304
>He's not scary just add some red fluid, they'll shit their pants.
Ri-di-culous
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>>215971442
Eating human brains is the only part you really shouldn't eat if you're a cannibal.
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>>215971486
Kuru
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>>215971506
The fact that the human brain evolved to have a defense mechanism against being eaten is both amazing and frightening, in how much brain eating must have happened at some point to force that.
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>>215971506
>>215971486
mmmm prions
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>>215971583
what's really amazing is that some humans have a gene that makes them immune
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>>215971612
>tfw your family line was so hardcore into brain eating that they developed immunity to the brains defense mechanism against being eaten
That's some god-tier brain eating dedication.
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>>215959987
based, gonna watch it now
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>>215971307
Thought that was Jennifer Carpenter for a sec.
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>>215971583
ikr
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>>215959559
Any horror lacking a supernatural element. Like imagine being afraid of some guy with a knife. Seems like a genre propped up by fags and women.
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>>215971583
It isn't a defense mechanism any more than a car getting smashed up by a brick wall is a brick wall having a defense mechanism against cars, or eating shit making you sick being shit's defense mechanism against getting eaten. It's just shit that doesn't work not working.
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>>215971842
>a car is the same thing as the human brain
Retard, got it. I don't argue with retards.
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New It: Welcome to Derry episode soon
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>>215971788
>Like imagine being afraid of some guy with a knife
Yeah, imagine it becoming the predominant style of the genre even
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>>215969815
Is the 2010 remake worth a watch?
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>>215971898
>Jersey Shore Massacre
That just reminded of My Super Psycho Sweet 16, which somehow is a trilogy.
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>>215971898
We really need to make slashers a seperate genre from horror.
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>>215971898
>Madman ranked that low
Faggot list. Did you save this from reddit?
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>>215969914
never heard of 'im
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>>215972208
Yes I did.
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>>215971898
>Nurse 3D in any tier except the lowest
>no The Prowler
Was this bait?
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You know what I fucking love?
When your movie's villain gets effortlessly beaten offscreen and tortured by your protagonist because she's le stronk woman and he's le heckin' toxic male so it's empowering or some shit.
Fucking fantastic.
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>>215971898
go back to >/red/
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i liked it
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Bullet! Missile! Rocket!
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>>215959386
If From Dusk Till Dawn, The Frighteners, and Death Becomes Her ended up being Tales from the Crypt movies, would they be better?
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>>215972402
Name one (3) movies
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>>215973100
It was spoilers for Perkins' latest movie, lmao. I actually defended Longlegs, but fuck it. Perkins is a fucking hack and I'm not looking forward to his next movie.
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>>215973035
I don't think so.
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>>215972536
i was so lucky i got to watch that without some idiot spoiling anything. that's so rare these days.
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TRVTH NVKE
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>>215973216
hell yeah
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>>215973255
How the fuck do you read this movie as feminist? Seems like all it takes now is a woman being in the fucking thing. The main villain is a woman, ffs
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man that ending sucked dick
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>>215973411
Better than when they kill Nancy in Dream Warriors.
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>Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
>PORN BAD Lifetime TV movie slop from 2005
>Directed by Tom McLoughlin, who directed Friday the 13th Part VI
Watch this if you want a hearty chuckle. McLoughlin knew exactly what he was doing when he directed this.
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>>215973354
It iz woke. Now stfu redditcuck.
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>>215973255
She is post wall.
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>>215973604
>>215973663
Your family wishes you would die.
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>>215973255
It's literally flopping though lol
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>>215973035
No but the Cryptkeeper elevates anything into kino.
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>>215973733
Dubs of truth.
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>>215973710
Coppie, are you okay?
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I watched Caveat today and it was much better than Oddity
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>>215959741
Why didn't he wash his face?
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>>215959559
That one movie where a dude is looking for his missing gf, actually finds the killer, the killer confesses he kidnapped the guys gf, then tells the guy "if you want to find your gf who i just admitted to taking, drink this drug and pass out so I can do whatever with your passed out body lol" then he walks away, bf actually does it, surprise, wakes up in a buried grave next to his dead gf and dies end of the movie

It's part of those fucking conceited foreign films that huffs its own farts despite having dumb fucking nonsensical writing, yet has the obligatory nigger posting it as a recommend in every other horror thread, alongside that other movie timecrimes
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>>215960174
What flick
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>>215973419
nigger don't know how to spoiler kys
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>>215973693
> Your family wishes you would die.
Your family wishes you would let Tyrone stay for dinner after.
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>>215974087
After what?
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>>215973890
Congratulations on being the dumbest poster on /hor/ today
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>>215959427
This must be somewhat similar to picrel. I watched it years ago with my ex and it wasn't bad. I don't get why it got 0 publicity, though.
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>>215973999
I'm not adding spoilers to a frequently mentioned film that came out 38 years ago.
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>>215975056
Commit suicide
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>>215975318
You first
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>>215963218
Watching this right now and I just got hard from a scene. Fuck.
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>>215975446
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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Nancy Dies in Dream Warriors edition when?
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>>215975056
>38 years ago
It can't have been that long ago...
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>>215975548
It was :/
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>>215975548
I am 55
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>>215975759
Grim.
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We pushed past the limit. Someone bake something spooky.
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