It's been a long dayprev >>216215609
Hollyheads where we at
Die pedophile
Third for Millie
>>216219214RIP Holly twins
>>216219214will is insanely cute shota hot
>>216219214So far I'm quite confident in saying this is the worst season so far. Maybe it's too early to say, we're only halfway and the next episodes are twice as long as these first 4, but there's very little soul remaining in this show, it's all just poorly-plotted junk with characters that have stagnated completely. There is absolutely nothing new that characters like Eleven, Dustin, Steve, Nancy, etc are doing. It's all the same beats we've seen before but with new retarded characters like an annoying fat kid. It's so dull.
protecting and loving holly
>>216219251idiot who can't count. noah is third. millie is fifth.
>>216219251how come Max isn't unconscious in a bed
>>216219171This season just has too much blueballing and dragging the story in general. Plus the person writing Vecna still has had no idea how to actually write an interesting evil character. The whole "waaagh I was abused in the Grand Canyon and thus everyone is a le spider to me" shit is going to be hard to make not corny after all the shit he has done. Also, it's bullshit Nancy can shotgun a demogorgon but 20 M16s against one do nothing. Still enjoyed it overall though. I just miss season 1, and I think everyone does.
season 2-5 is just>random bullshit go!until the last episode
>>216219327She will be when I'm done with her fat fucking ass
>>216219257Why did they recast them only to cast someone even older
>>216219257Seems like they’re not too upset about it
>>216219379they didn't want to act anymoreit was the parents that wanted them to
>>2162193791) they probably can't act2) they wanted Holly to be older than she should be3) they're probably trying to set her up for her own show, they have announced plans for multiple spin offs
>>216219257Oh my
>>216219371almost as if it was supposed to be a different ensemble class every year
>>216219398makes sense. they probably make more shilling random shit on social media than acting. expect onlyfans the moment they turn 18.
>Will awakened his powers through the force of his gayness
>>216219251I love her so much, bros...
>>216219390because they don't want to get blacklisted from hollywood for being "difficult to work with"
>>216219410I WANT A SPINOFF SERIES OF WILL AND HIS BOYFRIEND AND BEST FRIEND MIKE
>>216219371It started as a cool spooky mystery show but then all the answers to the mysteries were extremely underwhelming and now it is just people with jedi powers and massive plot armor pretending to be scared of the same exact monster for five seasons straight. The show should have stayed a little more grounded imho, they starting spazzing out with the 11 superpowers and Vecna shit, keeping the mindflayer would have unironically been a better choice
>>216219390Imagine the threesome
>>216219434Brokeback Things
>>216219251Sadie is the only one that hasn't hit the wall yet.
how come hospital bed max is in the memory land thing while holly had to have a tentacle down her throat? none of this shit makes sense
>Season 1 UD is a monstrous dimension that you need masks to breathe and even a vet like Hopper would have a hard time surviving in more than a few hours>season 4 is just like normal world, except it's always night, soldiers and scientists live and work there
>>216219273>mbb intentionally crashed into the wall at mach speed to teach other young girls about itThe hero we need right now
>>216219467She has the hivemind mindvirus now like Will does>>216219472You already said this last thread
>>216219467holly hasn't had a tentacle down her throat yet, vecna was prepping to get them all at once, that's why he has a holding facility
>>216219467It doesYou just don't understand and you're mad about it
>>216219492Gonna keep saying it, motherfucker
>>216219472I saw your post last time bro
>>216219507explain it>you can't
Man they really struck out with these kid actors. They all suck now lol
>>216219545>explain it"memory land" is behind the big wallit's also just the upside down
>>216219509That's not good for her. Poor thing.
>>216219214>rockin' robin>still going with the rushed lesbian relationshipchrist...
>>216219545The tentacles are for connecting people to the hive. It's not required for people like Max to be trapped in dreamland
>>216219550The one who plays Max isn't awful
>>216219495I don't think that's true. Max's body is in the hospital, she's not in the Upside Down because people use their physical bodies to exist in the Upside Down. But she appears in astral projection form in the same place Holly is hanging out, which to me indicates that Holly as the house is also an astral projection form, implying her physical body is getting roughly throatfucked like Will's was in the flashback.
>will sees two hot girls smooching in a hospital>this scares the absolute fuck out of him instead of turning him straightrightt
>>216219472Bad writing.
>>216219315It's downright shocking to me how easy critics are towards this show. Every positive review is just "it's a fun 80s throwback." What about the actual fucking show? There are so many obvious problems it's just impossible for me to ignore. Did everyone just forget the last season ended with Vecna tearing a huge crack in the earth and returning? And then this season begins with Vecna actually being lost, that nobody in the town besides the main characters actually believes in monsters somehow and that this earthquake and storm triggered by Vecna was conveniently covered up by the government with no one in the town asking any questions? It's LAUGHABLY stupid. And yet no one dares criticize this shit.
>gay character: "my plan is to kidnap the children"Hmmmmmmmmm
>>216219574>implying her physical body is getting roughly throatfuckedplease don't talk about her like that
>>216219571Max is the worst actor in the whole fucking show. She can't act at all. She sounds like a college freshman play performer in the cave, I can't take anything she says with a straight face
>>216219593why are you listening to critics? none of them dare say anything bad because they'll lose their job
I think I'm a clone now
Oh n-
>>216219574Max's soul or lifeforce or whatever got sucked out of her by Vecna just like the cheerleader and that nerd from last season, BUT vecna was not able to absorb it or whateverso now she's just wandering aroundthis is a completely different thing to what Vecna did to Will (which is a retcon) and plans to the other kidsWill saw a vision of all the kids getting tentacled, but that has not happened yet, because all the fucking kids besides Holly were still in town at the time of the vision, though they've all been abducted now and presumably Vecna will just go ahead with his mass tentacle fucking with those kids since Holly is in the forbidden zone of the mind a palace he created inside the big wall which is in the upside down
>>216219214Sadie aged the best, I think it's incredibly hot that she's a blacked whore.
>>216219604I can only refer to what I see in the show. It happened to Young Will, the only logical conclusion is that it's happening to Holly. I'm sorry, I didn't write the show. But that's what's happening.
>>216219623Because this show, even though I watch it, is low-hanging fruit. The later seasons are all so clearly worse than the 1st one. The gulf in quality between season 1 and season 5 is astronomical. But the show doesn't have the reputation of decline, strangely. Everyone just loves it despite being clearly worse. There's nothing interesting going on with 90% of the characters -- yet they keep introducing new ones.
>>216219214Damn these kids got ugly
Well? Is S5 any good?
any sexc millie shots this season?
Where is Sarah Connor
What happened to Dustin's hyper autistic girlfriend?
>>216219638She looks like a fucking mom
>>216219641Why would you conclude that? At no point did Will leave the upside down and envision himself in some fun 1950s paradise while being tentacle fucked
>>216219672she has plump thighs but her outfit is very unflattering
>>216219682She lives in another town.
>>216219667It's way better than the last couple of seasons. That's all I can tell you.
>>216219682She's still in Utah being a weird Mormon, like how Argyle went back to California
>>216219251Haven't watched since s1. They forced a ginger into the friend group?
>>216219672>>216219695they out red shorts over her sweatpants because her pussy and ass would be distractingly plumpher tits already are
>>216219251her tits bounce like mad in the first two eps
>>216219711She's been in it since S3
>>216219593None of these are the actual problems this show has>vecna being lostYes, the dude needs to regain his strength, he just got obliterated. Just because he cracked the earth open doesn't mean he's going to pop out of it episode 1, he's unironically busy.>no one in the town asking questions?And do what exactly? A lot of them suspect the supernatural, but it is the government, and they can't leave, so why bother?
so far it's all be >somehow palpatine returned tier writing
>>216219545Max is in there because it's vecnas mind, which she was in when her body diedIt makes total sense for her consciousness to be there while her body is in a coma. Holly is also LITERALLY in a coma right now as she is deepthroating a tentacle like will was at the end of season one. Therfore her mind is locked in the same prison.This is a really simple thing to put together man
How did they hide Erica's fat ghetto booty?
>>216219734*S2
>>216219711she's one of the best ones
The Red Riding Hood references were as clear as day on Holly
Is there a scene where Millie gets trainedin martial arts?
>>216219703>argyle went to CaliforniaSo no more Audrey? Damn
>>216219214Will the jeet psychic with the mustache and the other numbers appear this season or nah?
>>216219757why you gotta talk about holly like that
>>216219786Unfortunately yes
>>216219757Except it's not in Vecna's mind. It's behind the wall. Max wouldn't have set up a bed and have books and shit laying around if it wasn't a physical place, behind the wall.
So who dies to kill Vecna in the end?
>>216219251Caleb is actually kinda likeable in these interviews
>>216219687The mom to my kids that is
>>216219807Steve or Robin
>>216219593Nigga obviously his plan was to invade immediately upon opening the gate. His plan was temporarily thwarted as he almost got killed by the Harrington Harem. He needed time to recoup. As for why people are still there, the believe it was an earthquake. Zero monsters came out of the gate, so why the fuck would they believe in monsters?? They started the show by literally saying they have seen nothing in the upside down at all (because, knowing with hindsight, vecna was gathering his stregnth)
>they made Will comment on his bowl cutwew
>>216219638jewish-coded post
>>216219747It is a problem because it's patently obvious that >1. The writers regret the ending for season 4 and decided not to follow-up on it, instead reversing the cliffhanger's implications thus reducing the tension >2. It is an unbelievable premise for the show at this point that no one believes monsters or real or that the things happening in this town wouldn't be an international scandal that every government would be observing. The writers realize how stupid it is, so one of the main dramatic points of this season is them acknowledging how dumb they are for not telling their parents what's happening >3. The fact that there is no time-skip makes the characters more stagnant and not convincing in their age. This season is 18 months after season 4 -- how the fuck did Holly become a pre-teen after being a toddler?
>>216219806But Max can't have a physical body in the dreamscape because her physical body is in a hospital bed in the real world
>>216219807Anon
>>216219585>two hot girlsanon, I don't know how to tell you this but those dykes are not hot
Do you think the Duffer Brothers can make a kino for their next show with good actors? Stranger Things is actually decent when a good actor is on the screen. Sadie Sink, Rockin’ Robin, Natalie Dyer are all pretty good. Whole OG team fucking blows
>>216219860First one is a major gripe. We literally see the grass turn gray at the end of season 4 with Upside Down spores now in the normal realm and Hawkins is literally torn up. But then in episode 1 of Season 5, everything is seemingly under control.
>>216219875I have a crush on Maya, but I've got to admit she is a chinlet and her tits are pretty sad
>>216219880Their writing feels really tired at this point. I don't even think they have the will to work on anything anymore
>>216219214pomf
>>216219875what's wrong with robin
>>216219875They are quite rough-looking but they looksmatch pretty wellYou just know their clam-slamming sessions are brutal and full of slaps to the face, nail scraches, choking, and a general vibe of pure anger (before they eventually stop having sex all together)
>>216219919I want to rock with Robin
>pre-release>netflix said it's taking so long because every episode is over 2 hours long>post-release>uhh akshually the episodes are 50 mins long... our bad lol...
Cocking Robin (with my cock)
>>216219593Here's a headline I just found >Stranger Things Season 5, Vol 1 review: a gloriously silly final hurrah>Does it make sense? Not quite, but the propulsive action is more than enough to make up for itWhat the fuck is wrong with the audience for this show, seriously, why are we so accepting of mediocrity when season 1 proved it could be great?
S5 Volume 1 was fuckin /kino/ But the next two volumes will go in the shitter if Mike doesn't die. Mike is simply dead-weight to the other main characters. Mike brutally dying would cement the last season of the show as /kino/ of the decade.
>>216219948They didnt say that
Is the kidnapped family still roped and blidfolded at the barn?
>>216219867Why not?Don't act like there's some rule against it.The mindflayer made bodies out rats and people and shit when it was in the real world while it's real form was in the upside down, maybe Max over there will collapse into a pile of meat when she gets back into her regular body.Or they won't explain it at all.The idea that it's a "dreamscape" at all and not just a curated zone in the upside down behind the big wall is a less logical leap.
Fix the show, if you're so smart
I heard the latter half of this season is rated R body body horror and Eleven's fate is grim
>>216219919Her character is like the donkey from Shrek
>>216219948Did they actually say this? I think I know what you're talking about. That chart was fanmade I believe.
can someone help me understand, last season they worked at a video store, but all of a sudden they are in charge of a radio station?
>>216219979Turn it into Super Sentai like slop where when they go to the Upside Down the characters each transform into their Dungeons and Dragons character and gain their powers and abilities.
>>216219981
>>216219980>I heard the latter half of this season is rated RYou can easily check that's bullshit.
>>216219919this was yearssss ago anon, this is her now
>>216219979Have the characters actually be interesting and do things that are unique instead of being interchangeable puppets who spew exposition, for one
>>216219979- Billy never died- Steve and Robin fuck- cast Nell as Holly in season 1 and have her be more of a character occasionally so this whole arc doesn't come out of nowhere
>>216220022Would unironically date.She's taller than me tho :(
>>216219979--> >>216219960
>>216220010Is this nitpic really the best use of your time man? There are actual things you can criticise this season for, yet you are upset about robin and steve having a different job, which turns out is important to the plot (like every time)You should probably take a break bro
>>216219979>retcon away the incel Vecna shit, Henry isn't real>make the demogorgons slap the shit out of all the girlboss characters until they break>make the demogorgons a genuine threat again instead of a complete joke>nerf the people with superpowers>cut out the shitty villain monologues
I win $1200 if Vickie dies this season. How am I looking? Was hoping she would’ve joined the gang by now, dyke is hardly in it baka
>>216220022Uma was always uglyThis makes sense
>>216220048i mean im only on episode 2 now, ill have to watch the other eps to see what other plot holes there are
>>216219585>hotehh maybe the nurse...
>>216220022She cute
>>216220070You're looking retarded as fuck for gambling you stupid moron
Why is Henry scared of the cave? Was he raped there or something
>>216219251>I'm married, I take care of a child, I don't get any acting roles besides Netflix, and I'm still on this show where I do nothing but stick my hand out and yell and my character hasn't done anything interesting in years
>>216220096It was a steamy summer in 52
>>216220022she's younger than me by 4/5 years but if I stood next to her people would assume she's my older sister with all those lines on her face
>>216220048>omg anon you can't criticize a sudden major change in a characters arc that happened off screen because it's super important to the plot!!
>>216220096Caves are spooky
>>216220070they arent going to kill a lesbian in a relationship, there are lgbt directives they have to follow and cant show the relationship in a bad light. so no death
FUCKING WHY
>>216220091It’s fun and I’m not poor like you
>>216220112See that part of Season 2 was necessary!
>>216220112>emotional music comes on for the face reveal>who the fuck is that?
>>216220112They had to make that one episode useful.
>>216220112bitchin
>>216219981The best character in Shrek?
>>216220131Honestly would've preferred if they just never referenced it again.
>>216220126don't worry they no one knew so they played plenty of flashbacks
>>216220110I was thinking that but the odds were too good to pass up. You never know though, she can sacrifice herself to save Robin later. Heroic Dyke
>>216220112dios mio...
>>216220107>a major change in a character's arcLolIt's a job you fucking mouthbreather>s3 they worked at an icecream shop to make money. Ended up being important because their access to the mall let them infiltrate the base>s4 they work at a video store. Ends up being important because they find information about eddie there. Then they leave and it's never seen again.>s5 they run a radio station they use to send coded messages to about their plans under the gubmint's nose>(You) are upset because THEY'RE NOT WORKING AT THE SAME PLACE ANYMORE DESPITE IT NOT BEING RELEVANT AT ALL TO FIGHTING THE UD WTF WTF WTF RRREEEEEEEEEEtouch ass
>>216220143>worst episode of the whole series is now essential to the plotS5 part 2 is going to suck so bad isn't it?
>>216220112Netflix knows their only growing demographic is pooland
>>216219979At least one of the female characters gets naked each episode.
>somehow the military knew about the indian girl and where she was and who she was and what she can do and also somehow captured her and knew how to de-power her
>I like Dick>I like Dickthere is a non-0% chance that Robin's gf dies and she hooks up with Steve by the endI can already envision Steve making a joke about how he spends more time on his hair than any girl Robin's ever dated
>>216220022she has little make up on and she's out in the freezing cold, good work finding the worst pic you could
>>216220177that dumb bitch was like running around detroit or wherever it was flipping cop cars, she wouldn't have been hard to findand plenty of government people knew about the psychic kid project
>suddenly the upside down is a very safe place where you can easily breathe and live and also now there's a giant wall there
>>216220177>they somehow knew about the girl who has been specifically targeting them for years and theyve been chasing since season 2 when she was revealed and they used the same hedgehog emp thing to capture her like they almost succeeded doing with Elyou are not as smart as you think you are. You think that memearrow you just posted was some big slight against the show. In reality it just revealed how dumb you are
>>216220214That wall just got 10 inches higher
>>216219593>Did everyone just forget the last season ended with Vecna tearing a huge crack in the earth and returning? And then this season begins with Vecna actually being lost, that nobody in the town besides the main characters actually believes in monsters somehow and that this earthquake and storm triggered by Vecna was conveniently covered up by the government with no one in the town asking any questions? It's LAUGHABLY stupid. And yet no one dares criticize this shit.I knew they would write it this way since the last season finale. Wrote themselves into a corner, since each season is like a remake of the last one, it has to be reset in a way back to the default. Previous season is the last of it I'll ever watch, and even then I shouldn't have bothered. Shouldn't have bothered past season 1 ultimately.
>>216220257Good news. You can stop watching right now!
>>216219359In the final battle you can see one of the soldiers shooting one of the demogorgons with a shotgun and it gets staggered the same way.
>s1>bunch of retard kids kill a demogorgon>s5>100 soldiers can't even scratch one
>>216220184you were saying, anon?
>>216220301This. So fucking dumb
>>216219682writers forgot
>>216220301>just turn your brain off bro
>>216219682her mormon father had a nervous breakdown and now she's tied down in the basement as his sex slave concubine for anal only sessions daily>the other children are dead
>>216220301They needed 11 to defeat it in season 1
>>216220360Yes, but a hundred soldiers shouldn't be mogged by the power of one 11. >noooooo you don't understand, demogorgons are immune to a hailstorm of 5.56Bullshit
>>216219593Wanna know why the critics never acknowledge the quality decline in this show? Because the average review is written by women who say shit like this>Some things are more important than accurately reflecting the intentions of a fictional TV show’s merch-pushing D&D group, and showing up to put Trump’s fascist thugs out to pasture is very much among them.
>>216220309:)
>>216220398If you really wanted to bullshit it away I suppose you could say that the demogorgons are stronger now than they were in S1 because of all the extra energy Vecna has absorbed since then, or some shit like that
>>216220309Will is so lucky...
>>216220427It's made worse by the fact that Hopper chops one's head off with a sword…yet a .50 cal does nothing
>>216219214Are we gonna have these threads for a whole month?
>>216220465hopefully
What ever happened with the Russians, are they just gone now
>>216220465It's been only two days and it's not even done yet
>>216220309When Maya first joined the show she was great. It was a fresh face and she seemed like someone that would be doing good movies too. Now years later she looks like she aged 10 years and has barely done anything of note outside the show.She has to have done soooo many drugs.Once the show is over you just know there will be tons of stories of all the kids getting hooked on drugs and alcohol on the set. So many of them look to have changed more than just aging.
>>216220465Not sure. These 4 episodes haven't been interesting enough to warrant much discussion
>>216220523It could have easily been made into just two episodes
>>216219979make it not “planning missions” the show
Rewatching the start of season 2 and the sense of whimsy and joy is completely out of it in season 5.
>>216220355the daughter was asking for it
Whatever happened to the Mind Flayer?
>Duffer bros why are you shooting my scenes first?
>>216220612young sydney harwin
>>216220610He's just a drawing
>>216220612She's looked like crap since season 2. The amount of drugs she has taken must be insane.
>>216220479>>216220610writers forgot
>>216220598would sodomize ruthlessly
>>216220610based speedwatcher
>>216220096Final boss is there, someone we’ve never seen before.
i just finished all episodes and yep, more plotholes, retarded takes, and morethat ending reveal holy shit its insane how bad is it, every psychic in the series fucking trained like a madman for yearswe have a new mary sueeleven gets noseblood or tired after 1 spellmilitary secret special forces are weak afvecna looks like shit, hes full cgi now
>>216220610It didn't work, so I guess he just kept using the demogorgons. What I mean by that is, the mindflayer costs too much.
>>216219214Why did he do it?
>>216220612she looks totally spaced here
>>216220679>eleven gets noseblood or tired after 1 spellwhich is weird because she can run an entire training course for 12 and a half minutes 4 times a day no problem
Funny how irrelevant Eleven feels in season 5, considering how important she used to be.
>>216220687That's her default look now.
>>216220523I prefer bitching to appreciating so I’m having fun.
>>216220500Hollywood isn't exactly known for being wholesome and healthy, with all the blind items saying Millie was fucking every director and producer she met I bet the emphasis on Holly in this season is because the producers are abusing her, it's sad to say but likely true
>>216220724none of the characters feel relevant at this point
>3 months later>agnes is replaced with hollyagnesbros...
>>216220683oh yeah, this guy fucks kids
>Body slams the main characters>Outwits one of the smartest characters in the group>Mogs army men by asking them where he can take a shit. (Prob clogged the toilet and made the army grunts clean it up)>Withing minutes of entering army prison, creats a cult of loyal followers>Held his own against three army men pushing a door>Had to be knocked unconscious off screen otherwise he would have just no-diffed vecna and the story would just end>Constantly tells everyone to suck his massive chodePeak character
>>216220738The story doesn't feel relevant at this point
>>216220738There's way too fucking many of them. None of the plotlines in S5 feel fully developed. We're just jumping from one character to another every few minutes.
>>216220756I feel like at that age I could've pretended to be his friend and convinced him to let me jerk off over his sister while she was sleeping
Half of the screen time 1-4 is spent planning elaborate missions (none of which work), and the other half is spent learning to accept being gay (none of which leads to anything so far).
why did the retard crew feel the need to rescue all those kids in the first place? seemed like the writers' excuse to get will to the army base for the big confrontation.
>>216220821Robin ends up admitting she likes dick anyway
robin owes steve sex so much it's unreal
>>216220861The writers need a conflict, so they make the characters not trust the military and make the military itself obsessed with hunting Eleven for no reason at all
>>216220756How is it that he and nuHolly, the two new characters, literally the only likeable ones now.
>>216220908oh they've got a reason, that tight little telekinussy of hers, that's a one of a kind grip.
>>216220660>>216220355There is literally no appeal to anal. What are you guys obsessed with it for?
>>216220933kek>>216220941>you guysboth are my own posts and I like to hurt girls. there you go, mystery solved, women in pain turns me on, also you're a limp dick loser
>>216220598I love AI.
>>216220612Looks like a fucking tranny. Why do white women have to age so terribly ...
>>216220941>there's literally no appeal to sticking your dick in somethingbut that's where you're wrong
>>216220917No characters even speak in episodes 2 3 and 4 except will and robin, and 11 and hopper
>>216220941There's is an appeal to anal, it's tight and it hurts the chick, hard to explain but women being uncomfortable during sex but gritting their teeth and going through it anyway is pretty fucking hot.
>>216220956Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that.
>it's an Eleven shows off her thick thighs in tight sweats episode
>>216220979this guy gets it
how did eleven and hopper know about holly being kidnapped if they were in the upside down the whole time when it happened and had no communication with the outside?
>>216219634why were they all dressed like SG-1
>>216220957The world economy is currently designed around making these posts possible.
>>216221004>how did eleven and hopper know about holly being kidnapped if they were in the upside down the whole time when it happened and had no communication with the outside?Probably the scene where Eleven was there when MILF Wheeler pointed at the still open portal and said "Holly"
>>216220612I wish someone would tell her she died four years ago so she can finally crawl into her grave and be at rest.
>>216221004are you literally retarded? eleven was there with nancy when they found out the mom and holly were attacked and holly was taken by the demogorgan
>>216221004Because the retard group radioed them inside the UD
>>216221025>>216221028sorry this show is so forgettable i forgot
>>216220957Crazy
>>216221025>MILF wheeler
>>216220941it wouldn't seem like there'd be any appeal to lining the space between two couch cushions with a trash bag, filling it with hand lotion, and then fucking itbut I did that once as a teenager and came VERY hard, so it turns out there was
>>216221053>when your older mother absolutely mogs you to space and back
>>216220598>>216220957btw this chick is a fucking spitting image of a young EG Daily, it bugged me the whole episode till I figured it out.
>>216221074Plus Mommy just looks like a fun gal to be around too.
>>216221074Brutal.
>>216221075>mfw real 80s sluts were hotter than any of the modern bitches on this showwe have to go back
>>216221074she absorbed all the jawline in the family
>>216220459That specific one was set on fire by a flamethrower, which were shown to be effective in s5 as wellYou conviniently forgot about that though, didn't you?
>>216221087>>216221090>>216221096I would literally kill a man to screw mrs. wheeler
>>216219682She'll most likely become a deus ex machina for the group and bail them out like usual near the end of the season.
>>216221105>um akchually...nerd
>>216220728It is disturbing how they have Holly front and center. Her scenes appear to be the ones a sicko producer would have her do. Dressing up and performing in outfits was so creepy.
>>216221105Even if we assume fire is their one and only weakness, it doesn't make any sense how the government has figured it out but still carries rifles instead of flamethrowers or even molotovs, knowing rifles do nothing. It's just bad writing
>>216221112calm down Billy
>>216221142fuck you nigger
>>216221127it's so blatant dude. I used to say the same about Nickelodeon shows like Wizards of Waverly Place and I remember my friends in school would tell me I was being weird and paranoidnow it's common knowledge about the producer Schneider being a pervert, it's right there in your face with this show too but if you say it to normies they'll call you a weirdo, normies never learn
>>216221150good 'ol billy boy
>>216221142
>>216220096I was actually thinking this as well. He was a boy scout (as evidenced by the chest Holly finds) so it's likely he got sexually abused by his scout master whilst hiking through that cave
>>216221162Millie you just know is so eager and willing to do anything the producers say. The story of her and Fincher has been around so long now that it just has to be true. Especially with the way she is willing to go on Instagram and sexualize herself to sell her clothes.
>>216219214>14 year old plays a 7 year old character after the character was no older than 4 in the previous season
>Running Up That Hill is still a big part of the storyKate Bush still winning by doing nothing
>>216221187Not convinced by those rumors honestly. A real whore wouldn't marry so young and adopt a child
>>216221193and for some strange reason anons don't seem to mind this at all...
>>216221130For some reason they don't know they're weak to fire (even though they know everything else is weak to heat like the barrier between the real world and the UD or the tentacle they're experimenting on), or has somehow has never been attacked by a single Demogorgon between the timeskip from S4 to S5 when they were building their base inside the Upside Down because they were obviously unprepared both times they were attacked by one (convoy ambush and military base attack).
>>216221187yeah dude I totally believe it, especially with the Drake stuff when she was like 14 and that streamer she dated saying she was eating ass at the same age. it's not even a question anymore and I bet it's one of the reasons the rest of the cast was rumored to hate her in season 3crazydaysandnights is writing blind items about her to this day about how hard she is to work with
>>216220756He is dying then
>>216221213unless she couldn't have kids because of internal damage from being raped as a child
>>216221213all hollywood relationships are bullshit and I'm sure they've hired a nanny to raise the kid just like every celebrity does. if you've ever read a biography about a celebrity or musician 9 times out of 10 there's mention of a nanny that basically raises the kid while the parents work
>>216221220The rest of the cast hate her because she is the most successful one outside the show. I don't doubt she is a huge pain to work with. She comes off as a total bitch when she isn't the center of attention. It's part of her willing to use her body to get that attention.
>>216221228this happened to Amanda Bynes btw, she was abused and had an abortion as a preteen and it left her infertile. there are new articles and stuff being posted about it very recently cause she's come out about it, google it
>>216221217Firesuit guy knew, and somehow they were competent enough to make a whole military base in the upside down which is full of demogorgons, but not enough to actually survive them when the plot demands they die immediately to them. It doesn't make any sense no matter how you look at it
i hope 11 gets tentacle throated so i don't have to listen to her stupid way of talking
>>216220612What the fuck bros
>>216221187what did her and Fincher do?
>>216221275Bogged AND coked. If there was a season 6 I guarantee you she would shave her eyebrows too
>>216220756The absolute unit
>>216220861Because the main characters are moralfags who won't abandon kids from getting kidnapped and killed even if they don't personally know them.Also feeding the kids to Vecna is bad because they know since the last season that the killings aren't random and it makes Vecna more powerful/will expand the Upside Down to the real world.Feels like these things shouldn't really need to be explained unless you somehow just skipped straight to the final season.
>>216221004Genuinely cant tell if this is bait or if you are actually this stupid because I've had many encounters over the years with anons who are actually this stupidDamn
>>216221282Fincher was going to do a remake of some classic movie about a young girl. Supposedly Millie audtioned for it and offered to blow Fincher to get the part. Fincher was so creeped out by it that he quit trying to do the movie and moved on to something else.
>>216221348i'm sure there's a reputable site reporting this
>>216221357It's just a rumor. No one has confirmed it's real but it's been around a long time.
>>216221271does anyone have the webm that shows her ass in this outfit? thanks
>>216221237True, but millie doesn't get roles
>>216221357It comes from the same guy who claimed Spielberg raped Heather O'Rourke to death.
>>216221372
>>216221357>>216221365you jest, but the site that posted it was revealing stuff about Dan Schneider and Nick a decade before that documentary or Jeanette's book and he also leaked everything about the NXIVM years before it was publiche has a long track record of this sort of thing being true>>216221392my mannnn, you're the greatest
>>216221391THE Spielberg? The same Spielberg that made the masterpiece known as Jurassic Park 2?
>>216221402dan didn't do anything... even her book says that... even the girls all say he was weird but didn't do anything
>>216221408Spielberg has been rumored to be a pedophile for decades now anon
>>216221392I don't understand the appeal. She looks like your average british slag but with a long face
>Hop used that random scientist as bait in a closet
>>216219235Reporting for duty
>>216221439That's what I've been sayin'
>>216221434>amanda bynes says she was impregnated by a nickelodeon producer>there are pics of her and dan in hot tub togetheryou're a moron
>>216221447why are her teeth so sharp? can't she just bite her way out of the tentacle?
>>216221459i'm sure if this was true you'd post said pics... but you won't... curious
>>216221465Am I the only one who sees lip fillers?
>didn't have the balls to actually kill max>more superpower shit>pajeeta backI just want to see how they fumble the end for lulz at this point
>>216221440Deserved for being a government mook
inb4 plot twist that it's not actually max
>>216219214you think the duffer brothers browse /tv/? i don't see how a clothing montage and showing her sitting down like that from that angle serves the plot
>>216221581No, that would have been genuinely unexpected so the writers would not do that
>>216221447cute lil shark girl
>>216221439>>216221458the webm is of her ass, not her face, retards
>>216221583it definitely served in making a bunch of people who'd be shitting on the show relentlessly to kneelmyself included
>>216221490I'm not gonna save a pic of a child in a hot tub with a fat guy but nice try anyway FBI
I get that she's autistic but that doesn't explain her not being blinded here.
>>216221596the writers are massive pussies or they literally do not have permission from netflix to kill any main character for the sake of spin offs and marketingNo one important will die, screenshot this
>>216221583That episode was directed by Frank Darabont aka the writer and director of Shawshank Redemption.
>>216221618>fully clothed average british slag with long face and unremarkable ass bends away from camera slightlyBetter?
>holly(((wood)))
>>216221651sorry that I actually have testosterone running through my system and a working dick, fag
>>216221669That's a man, baby. Not even an attractive man, just a regular dude
>Earlier seasons established that the government knew that heat is what hurts Demogordons>Sarah Connor even uses it on the tentacle thing>Military uses guns instead of flamethrowers?
i miss billy desu
>>216221504Some girls just have nice lips
>>216221686The writers gave up around when they made the mindflayer a marvel villain
>>216221688I can't describe the brief excitement I felt when the mysterious person in the woods walked over to Holly, and my first thought was BillyBut then it was Max
>>216221688any anon saying they wouldn't is legitimately gay
>>216221727i would definitely billy. i can fix him.
>>216221727Wouldn't
>>216221757>>216221758yup, both gay
>>216221723Same anon, i really thought it would be billy instead it's more girlboss shit
Why are trannies and muslims so mad online? Is will a jew or something?Also quirk chungus Robin is way too much—only gets a pass because she’s cute.
>>216221781not gay if it's billy
>>216221784I think he'll at least have a cameo hallucination appearance later, or maybe if Max actually dies he'll be there to bring her to the afterlife or something
>>216221710BUILT FOR ADULT KISSES
>>216221809>Max actually diesthat would actually take the writers giving the show literally any stakes at all so i doubt it.
>the ending hinges on unrequited gay love
no one will die. we're not allowed to have sad things. someone will temporarily die and then a marvel quip will happen and then they'll wake up.
>>216221798>will a jewHe said something about how sexy it is to be a zionist or some shit
>>216221727>wanting a man back = not gay>not wanting said man back = gay???????
>don't worry babe part 2 comes out in a month>don't worry babe part 3 comes out in 2026milking
>People really liked Steve what should we do>Have him take a back seat the whole time and be the asshole who doesn't listen to anybody
>stranger things season 1 2016it's been a decade
>>216221955No character has done anything unique in this season so far besides Will and Max.
Any chance for Dustin x Nancy endgame?
>>216221985Nobody is doing anything but stalling for the final boss fight
>producers reportedly asked the director why there was a scene where holly plays dress up - his response was "shut the fuck up"
>>216221985>WillWho? I can't remember if there was a character with that name in 2 previous seasons.
>>216222017I'm rooting for Steve x Eleven
>>216221985>Will>more jedi holding hand out and yelling shitThe only way they make the will thing good is if he actually goes evil other wise this is just pure marvel slop
I heard that show runners stated that the show is about Will. Do you agree with that? Imo there is a bunch of characters who were much more active than him.
OH N-
even after all this time i can't remember which one is mike and which one is will
>>216222093Hasn't been true ever really. Even S1 was arguably more about eleven than will
>>216222106One of them has stupid haircut.
Will getting powers is fucking stupid>>216222048Steve x harem is only right answer
>>216222118don't worry he'll conveniently not have the powers when they're needed
>>216222118Not really. You should have seen it coming ever since he got possessed by the mindflayer.
>>216222093Is there anything where damsel in distress is the main character? Because I didn't watch or read anything like that.
>>216221985Holly is both new and refreshing and she's the best thing to happen to this series since Billy almost fucked Mike's mom
>>216222168>Billy almost fucked Mike's momI wish they had the balls to just make it canon. They are both adults, nobody would cancel them
If Mike says "No way fag" (and by this I mean exactly those words) to Will then I will kneel
i still don't know why vecna wants all those kids... is he turning them into superbeings to take over the world or some shit? have they even explained it yet?
>>216222189They will become the first polyamorous relationship on /tv/
>>216222206he's turning them gay like he did with will
>>216222206He's gonna have them play Cave Explorer
>>216222206>all demogorgons are kids Vecna stoleWow...
>>216222245>shit stains on his shirtThe cave where Henry lost his anal virginity...
>>216222206He literally said that he specifically target kids because they're weak (and easy to manipulate).He's also killing kids to make himself stronger so he could expand the Upside Down into the real world, which he managed to do last season but was simply brushed under a bunch of metal plates because I guess the CGI budget would be too expensive if they're constantly visible.
>>216222189>Mike you need to breed my little brother bussy to extend Byers bloodline>no way fag
>>216222303I mean leaving this shit exposed would be fucking stupid
Lynch made it better.
>>216222303>killing kids>Chrissy, that nerdy guy from the newspaper, and that black jock were kidsdamn
>>216222391>>216222391new
>>216222305Mike alreadyy has similar haircut. Just let him do some gun-fu and unncessary backflips.
>>216222366Yeah, teenagers are still kids, did you forget he also killed Nancy's friend on the first season?
>>216220309i'd siege a castle for her
>>216219214Mixed and brown babies galore! White babies no more :(Only with Blacked Raw.
