Holly is like 9 years old why does everyone at school know she likes black guys

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>>216896536
Hollyhead general

>>216896559
>he wasn't able to detect coalburners in elementary school

ngmi.

>oh dustybun

>>216896739
whatever happened to that bitch

>>216896576
Josh’s woman

>>216896785
my name's not josh...

>>216896774
Emo Dustin broke up with her because he couldn’t get over Eddie’s death.
Same thing Max did to Lucas last season after Billy’s death.

>get annoyed at Steve seemingly hitting on Nancy
>ends up breaking up with her anyway
What the fuck is Jonathan’s problem??

>>216896645
Such a cool concept. Too bad they won't explore it any further

>>216896576
She was certainly giving that tentacle head.

>>216896812
Jonathan wanted out of the relationship so he psychologically created in his head that Steve is trying to take away her from him. It's was easier for him than just sit and talk with her, he prefers to avoid it as much as possible.

>>216896559
Friday night at the Wheelers/Byers house
>Will is getting his asshole turned inside out by his new stud bf
>Hopper is raping Joyce again after 3 bottles of Grand Marnier
>Holly getting some BBC
>Mike's sexting with Eleven
>Jonathan's trying heroin to numb the pain of existence
>Nancy is pining over Steve who's married to a blonde bombshell and has 7 kids

>>216896774
Dustin broke up with her, because he became a little shit to others after Eddie's death.

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>We want to create more Henrys!
>Let's just give blood transfussions to pregnant women!
What the fuck kind of retardation was this? Why not just use the DNA from the blood to make clones?
>Hur dur cloning didn't exist!
Then why not harvest 8's eggs?
Why not just impregnate her?
Like how the fuck did anyone think giving a blood transfusion would give people or their fetuses innate powers? Like how does that even fucking work at all?

>>216896908
that's the byler endgame i've sought

>>216896559
After Lucas won the Hawkins high school championship in season 4 (basketball is BIG in 1980s Indiana), she bragged to all her friends that she knew her brother’s best friend Lucas and that he’s spent the night at her house.

I hated how much of an asshole S4/S5 Dustin was to Steve

>>216896927
I've got no idea what the military is doing, why it's doing it, etc. It's been too long since the other seasons so there's no way I remember anything besides that Papa guy redeeming himself and dying but the military is still evil I guess

>>216896908
And Ted is still in a coma so Karen is spending his money.

this show would be 10x better if it was just Nancy, Steve, Dustin, Hopper, and Robin

>Do extremely dangerous and convoluted crawls by boarding military trucks
>Do this for months
>Suddenly there's a gate beneath a sheet El can just lift herself
>There are thousands of sheets like that in hawkings
>They chose the one near a military base and cameras

What am I missing? Was there a reason they couldn't do this before? Find some random plate that has light security, sneak in, pry open a hole, or dig a tunnel like they've done in the past?

>>216896940
Yes, the kid lost himself. Steve was very patient with him. 18 months of just insults from the friend.

>>216896576
Plapplapplab

>>216897008
They always would need to face the military.

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This honestly felt like a humiliation ritual. This was so fucking cringe, and this is coming from someone who’s gay. There was no need for this scene.

Season 3 was the last good season

Anyone else think the red spinning space-time ball is either a homage or ripp off of the very same thing in found in "Dark" tv show. I miss that series, this slop makes it look like a masterpiece.

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Dustin acting like an annoying faggot because of Eddie's death is so forced specially when he say to Steve that Eddie was his only friend like seriously? he has the og gang, suzie and steve and he comes up with that shiet?

>>216897046
He needed to make sure that Vecna wouldn't use his fear of rejection against him.

>>216897046
The 80’s were a different society

>>216897050
Vecna was a mistake. Absolutely nothing from season 3 on back suggested his existence.

>>216897050
Even with all this shit it's still better than S3. S3 js by a gigantic fucking margin the worst season.

where is Mr Wheeler?

why wouldn't they just kill him off?

>>216897046
Anon just because you were too insecure to gather every single member of your family, all your friends and your fucking acquaintances who deal you contraband to cry at them for 5 minutes about how gay you are and emotionally blackmailing them into accepting you by implying your powers won’t work if they don’t accept, that doesn’t make the show bad

>>216897046
>Eleven understanding any of this shit when two seasons ago she could barely speak English
If the writing was any good, she'd be like
>Y-you don't like girls?

>>216897051
I thought of Event Horizon myself

>>216897067
Yeah but there was no need for him to come out in front of the entire cast. It should’ve just been Joyce, Jonathan, Dustin, Lucas, Max, Mike and Eleven. No one should’ve been there.

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>>216897050
Yea... Im really enjoying this new season but have zero desire to ever watch it again. Great TV died with the leftovers.

>>216896927
Impregnation makes a lot more sense, but I bet it was deemed too dark and disturbing.

Only season 1 was good, but even then seasons 2 to 4 at least all had something to keep you hooked and watching. 2 gave us Billy and Steve’s redemption, 3 gave us the retarded Russian shit, 4 gave us Vecna for the first time as well as his origin. Season 5 has had nothing.

>>216897086
It’s hilarious how the brainless mindflayer was smarter than him, getting a bunch of meat puppets so you could smash your enemies into paste was far more intelligent than whatever the fuck Vecna’s doing

>>216897145
The first volume was fine.

>>216896927
>Then why not harvest 8's eggs?
The point is Kali's shitty brown sewer blood is not good. They need El's white pure blood.

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>>216896576
Based.

>the mindflayer particles escape the dying demogorgon on the radio rooftop and they're never heard from again

>>216897046
You think gay shit is made for gays? Its 100% fujos. Nobody gives a fuck about what you think. Did it appeal to white wine aunts? That is all that matters.
Its why homos are being squeezed into every square inch if media. They have comodidified you for moist eyes and vaginas.

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>El, I know he's your boyfriends friend or whatever but you can't just go around hugging him like that, you know he could have AIDS right?

>>216897149
drugs?

>>216896576
I was so relieved to learn she was 14.

>>216897046
Mike looks like he's low-key seething

>>216897194
>Gay media is actually just made for horny women to finger themselves to
You know this explains why you see women leap up about gay representation in shows more than gay men

>>216897194
yepp it's 100% virtue signaling empathy porn for the foids who are watching

We really didn't need a season 5. Season 4 ended on a cliffhanger, a big blockbuster movie finale would've sufficed

There's so much shit that has to be explained in the finale, I think I've seen this happen before with other series and they wet the bed.

>>216897203
Hopper can't stand any of the kids, right from season 1 he treats them like shit and is disgusted by them. He only pretends to tolerate them to bang Joyce.
>when they figure Will is communicating through Morse code on season 2 and he has to stand there listening to Mike, his daughter's bf, talk about how Will casted Oblivion +100 or whatever to defeat some insects in some cave

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>>216897192

what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

>>216897149
All of them. Nancy, Nine, our cum sprought Maya. All of them aged a ton. Only Max buck broke the trend.

>>216897265
I've got no doubt it'll be a disaster

>>216897194
>its 100% fujos

Fujos are a very small minority of female viewers. The majority of female viewers are repulsed by faggots.

>>216897149
Must be genetics. Did either or both of her parents age very poorly at an early age?

>>216897271
His torso still looks wide

>>216897046
Mike
>I swear if this nigger tries to kiss me
Lucas
>Mmm...I might have a go at that booty
Dustin
>Nooo... you're a fag?

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>>216897265
MF bros… I believe he will save the finale…

>>216897291
of course not

>>216897291
Weak bait.

>>216897008
They'd just triooongulated Dustin's location, and needed an entrance nearby.

>most dialogue is just exposition to either explain what just happened or set up the next action scene/special effect
>so many scenes were blatantly just shot to possibly be included in the trailers
>using GPT or some other AI to help write scenes (anyone who works with LLMs in text based capacities longterm knows exactly what i'm talking about)
>having to dedicate whole segments of runtime to either explain why new characters are there (because they weren't properly setup in past seasons) or explain why a past character is back (because they weren't properly seeded in the previous seasons) because they just made everything up as they went along
it's not quite as bad as GOT but man it's insane how downhill the quality got, S5 they aren't even trying to hide any of the flaws of the past seasons at all.

>>216897327
Mr Clarke adapted quite quickly to the group

Max being some kind of weird stowaway inside of Vecna's mind to sabotage his plans is literally the only bit of writing that worked this season and they also fucked that up

>>216896892
Am I totally retarded for thinking they didn't break? I thought it was just them finally acknowledging and talking about issues they were afraid to bring up and Jonathan's "unproposal" bit was just him telling her it's a big part of why he was acting weird but realized it wouldn't solve any problems and just make it worse.

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NOOOOOO NOT THE CAVEAROONIE AAAAHHHH IM GOING CRAAAAAZY

>>216897406
Would have been funnier watching her pull out random wires and fuck with him Vietnamese style

>>216897419
>Am I totally retarded for thinking they didn't break
Yeah. If them tossing away the ring at the end didn't tip you off that their relationship was over you are probably retarded.

>>216897321
>El, Will, and 8 beat the shit out of Vecna
>mind flayer particles start pouring out of him like a waterfall
>"Do you feel in charge?" telepathically beams into the mind of the entire gang
>Henry's lifeless body crumples to the floor as the particles take the shape of a giant flesh dragon
https://youtu.be/PlEWGaHxd-E?list=RDPlEWGaHxd-E

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>>216897326
What causes a person to age like this then?

I thought Max's ass looked unusually juicy in those tight jeans. Come on, bros I know I'm not alone here, HEY, COME ON, YOU GOTTA SUPPORT A BRUTHA, WHAT''S UP

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What was Joyce thinking when Will came out?

>>216897476
Veganism, drinking, and smoking (tobacco and weed)

>>216897067
Ok so what happens when Venca doesn't?

Venca would have been fine if he was simply a sentient mind flayer fully merged with Henry as a combined being. Destroying the creepy lovecraftian/sci-fi aspect of the show for a boring freddy Kruger knock-off is unforgivable.

>>216897502
>I should have gotten a male role model sooner

>>216897502
>success

>>216897514
and it's all for nothing because they're going to make the Mindflayer into a symbiote like Venom from Spiderman where he infected Henry and was the source of everything

>>216897502
>I really did fail as a mother

>Because I’m queer. I’m gay. I’m homosexual. I’m a poof, I’m a poofter, I’m a ponce. I’m a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I’m bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I’m a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I’m Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert.
Will's coming out speech was a bit much

>>216897502
Imagine if Hopper had been there

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>>216897289
Liberal on the streets, SS oficer in the sheets. Sex=/=fantasy=/=politics.

>>216897422
He got epsteined in the caverns.

>>216897574
He epsteined a grown man

Why does gravity only work one way in the wormhole? How are you supposed to travel between the two worlds exactly if you can’t fly?

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>this season (and life in general) if nancy and jonathan actually died
it was such a well acted scene but the duffers just said nah then the cum bath solidifies out of nowhere, steve rescues them and we move on like nothing happened

>>216897599
The demidorks or whatever can create portals to that dimension

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>The moral of the season is that being outed as gay is good and you should kill yourself if life seems hard

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>>216896806
Your name is now josh

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>hey will!
>UR A FAGGET LMAO

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Best part of S5.

>>216897612
Tags:
>Skeleton
>Hot Glue
>NTR
>Heartbreak
>Facial
>Drowning
>Semen
>Money shot

>>216897398
He might be the only not-a-cunt adult who doesn't spend all his time denying the monsters and crazy shit directly in front of his eyes and the fact that he's tapping that low-key hot librarian pussy that probably shushs with each thrust makes him probably the best adult.
Completely renders Murray superfluous as a chatacter and I WISH that one of the main kids had a dead dad for him to slip in there and become their step father.

>>216896927
>Like how the fuck did anyone think giving a blood transfusion would give people or their fetuses innate powers?
The show literally tells you that all the other numbers were created by infusing pregnant women with Henry's blood, pay attention to the show and not your phone next time.

>>216897502
Anybody got that ancient ass comic showing the difference between a mother reacting to her son being gay versus her daughter being a lesbian, where she's all excited and glee and glib about her son liking men but crying and screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" about her daughter being a dyke?

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>>216897067
>Hey there Faggot McFaggerson! Whatcha gonna do? Suck my fat one faggot? Oh, you think Mike's gonna save your queer ass? Not after you painted that faggy picture for him. Oh you think your mom's coming? She's only divorced because your dad couldn't stand she raised a Faggot. You're brother? That pothead smokes to hide the shame of his aid riddled brother. Don't get me started on the rest of your friends. So lay back and take up the ass because I got serious work to do in my gamer chair you Faggot!

>>216897661
What the fuck I noticed that little fucker had a Hang On cabinet

My theory is that they don’t kill anyone because they don’t know how to make the other character’s react authentically to another main character’s death when they’ve still got to focus on stopping Vecna. I think they’ll only kill someone at the very end so they can just time skip to a funeral scene.

>>216897612
Im really starting to hate plot armour. Not every show needs deaths but than dont have action scenes. I just finished the orville which I liked but every action scene was cringe as fuck. Either dont do them, or have people get hurt / killed. Anything imbetween is just awful for me now.

Imagine Derek being present during Will’s coming out and yelling “SUCK A FAT ONE!” and then he runs out cackling.

>>216897502
>Sweetheart, you think I didn't know?

>>216897661
I couldn't believe it was on the nes. I had to double check that. Also hottest chick in the show.

>>216897729
or they're saving all the heroic deaths for the finale. Hopper is 100% dying.

>>216897741
and everyone else just interprets it as him being supportive and repeating it. "that's right will, you suck a fat one"

>>216897046
BASED TGD

>>216897733
This show did it awful because they’d introduce characters to be slaughtered (Bob/Russian/Eddie)

>>216897700
Yeah and if the show told me that they were created by the mothers smoking crack it would still be stupid.

Eleven when her best friend wakes up after almost dying and being in a coma for 18 months
>Max...you're here!
>Wow...ain't that something...I'll hug you later, alright, so what's new?

>>216897712
>Playing on that TV when his parents are rich enough to buy him a arcade cabinet.

I'm tired of forced drama scene moment, one after another, whilst not much happens and there is little momentum.

>>216897661
How did they make such an amateur mistake like this, that's not the NES version

>>216897551
Yep that's some retarded flip flopping. Henry in season 4 was established as a deranged psychopath long before he even entered the upside down. What exactly did the mind flayer infect him with lmao he was already innately evil and irredeemable.

>>216897862
retconned again, i guess

>>216897849
Yeah isn't that the arcade original?

>>216897733
>>216897791
Absolute worst offender is the boys. 4 seasons and one semiimpactful death. Every scene seems so pointless after season 2.

>>216897502
That she's never going to have grandkids.

>>216897862
He was in dimension x before the show starts, anon.

>>216897923
Jonathan will give her some.

Tina and Holly are the only reasons I keep watching this shitshow

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Strangersisters...we lost

>>216897945
Maybe? I have no clue what that unproposal scene was.

>>216897923
She doesn't deserve grandkids. She couldn't even raise her own.

>>216897968
They broke up on good terms.

Are we supposed to believe that Holly exists in the 80s? Her actress has severe iPhone face and looks incredibly out of place in the setting

>>216897957
It’s amazing how horror works so much better when the main protagonists are children. Any adult would reasonably just stab or shoot the antagonist the second they get the chance

>>216897959
If nothing else this shitshow gives woke and antiwake retards ways to out themselves. I mean, it's dumb as fuck, but it's not like he just turned gay.

>>216897661
He could carry ten seasons of his owm spin-off. I love Dipshit Derek so much, I wish he were my son.

>>216897945
Butt babies with argyle

>>216897977
iPhone face?

>>216897926
Nonsense that contradicts Henry's own previous account of what happen. This show has zero consistency and doesn't follow its own lore or logic. Trash show.

>>216897798
Wasn't that the plot of one of the Mission Impossibles? The one with the gay guy who had his eyeballs removed then ate a rotten sandwich.

I keep seeing how they made a broadway show that is a prequel about Henry that apparently explains some of this stuff but also seems to contradict this stuff too.

>>216897959
Define woke.

>>216898077
stranger things

>>216897945
She gave up on Jonathan reproducing before Will even disappeared.

>>216898074
Main takeaway is that Henry was mouth raped by MF as a kid who then goes on to tentacle more kids.
Sad times, awful stuff

>>216898077
It’s when you gather everyone you know in a room while the world is ending, tell them you’re just like them, apart from you like getting fucked in the ass by men, during the middle of the 1980s where statistically the majority of people in that room would be homophobes.

>>216898077
For the 1980s its pretty woke. The amount of people in that room, all being ok with it, is really stretching it.

>>216898026
She looks like she would know what an iPhone is

>>216898133
Ok. Now define IPhone face?

This season is unironically complete garbage. It’s literally worse than the last season of GOT.

>>216898162
No I wouldn’t have go that far, catapults in front of the barricades can’t be beaten

God I hate that stupid suicidal Indian bitch.

>>216898162
>It’s literally worse than the last season of GOT.
It’s disappointing, but it’s not that bad.

>>216898193
Her accent is confusing.

>>216898162
We have had 7 episodes up to this point and it feels like most of the runtime has been wasted on these 10minute whining scenes.

>>216898152
So are you defining "woke" as synonymous with "anachronistic" or did you miss the question?

God that coming out scene was mad cringe

>>216898193
Meh, she shaved her mustache. After that thing in fallout ruining the show for me Ill take the W.

>>216898221
Yeah that's one of the indicators you disingenuous prick

>>216898048
Considering he's terrified of the cave and hasn't been there in years, it's probably walled off and he doesn't really remember it.

>>216898297
No! Ignore him and define Iphone face you fuck.

>>216897502
we have more important things to think about than your penis.

>>216898297
So you've failed to provide the definition and have instead provided one indicator?
Or, is Braveheart woke for having Highland kilts in 13th-century Scotland?

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The normies have turned on them.

The whole Vecna-Mind Flayer thing is the only thing I am interested in now. Not in a sense of hoping to see kino, they blew that by refusing to fully do Henry's origin in Vol 2 and dicked around with other things but if Vecna remains the arch villain it's such a cherry on top as to what a shitshow it has all been
>MF is the arch villain
>actually no it was Henry all along!
>actually that was a twist within a twist and the play shows it was really MFall along, our original big bad lol
>and now we will hint at the play in the show but actually it isn't MF it's still Vecna all along
Like it will be the great example of a total fuck mess BTS over something as simple as committing to who is the main villain

>>216897502
That’s definitely the face of disgust and disappointment.

Stop wanting to fuck Holly.

>>216898358
I still wanna see what Wolf Pack does because military vs. psychics will always be cool.

>>216898346
Tactical sophistry doesn't care about definitions and neither do you

>>216898353
It's similar to Rise of Skywalker. Not quite as worthless but it's definitely designed as a bunch of plot bullet points and macguffins

>>216898353
take note of shit like this for when people say the right has "won" the culture war

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I'm tired of the cliffhangers at the end of every fucking episode than end up being absolute nothingburguers
This season feels like it was written by mentally handicapped monkeys and jewish faggots

>>216898379
The fucking evil military is annoying, they should have had Sam Owens in charge in s5 with the black guy not reformed and his right hand and even WITH the military attache on their side they are losing. Give the show some more fucking stakes and sense they are on borrowed time and voiding all these heists and scenes dedicated to these boring ass goons and generals who are comically intransigent

what is Dustin going to do with Bremner journal/notes? that is going to be priceless at then end of this.

>>216897502
That all his bullies and her ex-husband were the right

>>216898414
What even is the point of an episodic cliffhanger on netflix? Week to week shows, it makes sense. Netlix, it does not.

>>216898353
On its own it wasn't that bad. Its just the fact its EVERY show, book, and film now. Im starting to appreciate the chud approved lists becuases I know it will be unique.

>>216898368
I tried for like a minute, but realized it was a futile effort if ever there was one

>>216898162
no it's not, last season of GOT literally had characters teleporting around and going against 7 seasons of character development to make the ending D&D wanted happen. this is more like the opposite where the entire runtime of the show is about justifying that ending with non-stop exposition, they're at least putting in the work to justify getting to the ending they want, it's just as the expense of the quality of the show. it feels like 90% of dialogue between characters is completely expositionary.

>the height of the UD invasion prior to the finale will be the demogorgon attack on the military outpost
lame

Guys, are there any leaks?? I need to know who they're gonna kill at the end of the season..

My bet is Jonathan, he's gonna sacrifice himself for Will who just came out

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>>216898353
How can the Duffers recover from this?

>>216898465
>>216898368
Im not even a loli. This is terrible casting on their part. What were they thinking bringing in pure sexo to play a child?

>>216898353
The scene could have fucking worked if they just left it an intimate scene with his Mom and Mike.

>>216898504
>will has never even spoken to steve
Factoids like this make me realize how bad most of this show actually is

>>216898435
So that you’ll watch the next episode.

>>216898519
Yea if you can get past the iPhone face.

>Vecna's dehydrated piss colour dimension is not an iota as eerie or scary as the UD 'bridge' between worlds
Lmao this shit in that realm should make the UD look quaint to provide some real dread to Vecna bringing all that shit here

Im starting to think iphone face is some retarded zoomer term some autist made up

>>216898546
it might have been if there has been herds of roaming demos and mind flayers in the background but it seems totally dead.

>>216898534
People bingewatch netflix slop.

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Weren't they supposed to be best friends?

>>216898546
Imagine. Piss. Everywhere.
Vecna’s fetish must be stopped

>>216898488
No one dies except the bad guys

>>216898522
>could have
Yeah like literaly every scene they bomb

>>216898571
>t. Poster with Turkey Shoulders

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Oh yeah I forgot they're actually a couple in real life, no wonder this scene felt so off.

Kind of funny how much Hopper hates the kids.

>>216897046
Played out like an early '00s PSA tbqh.

>the Duffers said they consulted with family and friends to write this dialogue
the heckin kind of family and friends do they have

>>216898368
Besides, we know she wants Josh.

>>216898576
i want to say that that's because his invasion force is all centered somewhere else but that's too smart for the doobie brothers

>>216898488
Eleven sacrifices herself at the end and Byler becomes canon

Releasing it in three parts killed all momentum. I sincerely think if they had released it all together people would have been fine with it.

>>216898594
Why isn't it a hellish red ffs? UD has red lighting, it makes sense it bleeds in that realm as ours does

The lack of even a single death and the conically large group they've constructed has bothered me.

>Henry threatens Derek with illusions of his dead family
>the Tina corpse has noticeably whopper tits
Based

Guys! You guys! Oh my god, you guys!
What would you call this show without Will and Robin?
Straighter Things!

>>216897968
Loving each other is just not good enough for a relationship.

>>216898613
>>216898675
please just

If I was Holly, I'd go straight back to Vecna after getting betrayed like that.

>>216898592
That was S3, anon. Like most things, pretend it didn't happen.

>>216898696
Pretty sure the infamy over ST never killing characters led to people snoozing through Jonathan and Nancy's dramatic life threatening scene. It also now only occurred to me that Max can see. She isn't blind. Blindness was the one seeming consequence of her s4 ordeal outside the coma lol they can't even commit to characters having scars

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>PEOPLE OF HAWKINS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WILLIAM BYERS IS IN FACT A FAGGOT.
>YESSSS THAT’S RIGHT, WILLIAM BYERS IS A HOMOSEXUAL
Would he really have done this if Will didn’t do the coming out scene?

>>216898677
Then all of it would be overshadowed by the coming out scene

>>216898699
>henry thinks kids care about their parents in hawkins
lolidiot.

>>216898763
He could still do it.

Robin was the worst thing to happen to this show. Plus useless character bloat in general as well now. Zero pacing, marvel tier quips and jumping everywhere for relationship monologues while the world is supposedly ending.

>>216898763
Yes. The point of kidnapping the kids was to teach them to not be faggots like Will.

>>216898545
What the hell does that mean
>>216898661
Nell is so cute

>>216898773
If he was the bad guy he wouldn't stop.

>>216898763
>THE TIME
>puts on a latex glove of his clawed hand and pours lube over it
>HAS SOME
>advances on Will

>>216896812
>Jonathan’s problem?
inconsistent writing

So is this show ultimately criticising homosexuality?

Will is abused by Henry (Vecna), commonly people say that gay people are created via abuse by older men and then continue that cycle of abuse. Henry is quite camp, an aged twink. He wants to bring about his world via manipulating children.

>>216898763
>Paging doctor faggot!
I hope so.

>>216897502
"I should apologize to Lonnie .."

>>216898677
gotta piggyback on all the holiday hashtags to get the maximum amount of views

>>216898696
meanwhile Eddie was the best new addition to the group and they killed him in a single season lol


>>216898792
every other scene with the group feels like Robin coming up with the plan because she's a lesbian and #representation y'all. same with Lucas and Erika being the only ones in a room full of people coincidentally being the only ones to have any agency to move the scene forward lol

>>216898747
They do kill characters, just the B characters like Joyce's boyfriend or Eddie. They may as well wear red shirts.

>>216898819
Is his world "total twink apocalypse and piss world"?

>>216898830
Lmao

>>216898792
She's a good character, it's just that nepo baby who's ugly and terrible at acting

>>216898770
People would have moaned about that scene but it would have been better.

>>216898638
Goddamn I could go for some Turkey Shoulders, now.

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This true?

>>216898819
Yes. And Will is gay after he gets a tentacle shoved down his throat. They don’t reproduce, they just find new victims and Vecna has plenty of them in the abyss now

>>216898842
Derek bros…..I worried about the finale.

>>216898860
How? It's going to over-shadow the third release after a fucking week after festering, there's not enough time to let it cool down, and you think it would be better HOW?

>>216898877
I went to the st reddit sub and it's basically awash with 'you hate CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT and themes for SMART people like ME' over s5 hate lol

>>216898877
Yes, why did she get lip injections? They look terrible. She has a scowl in every scene she can't emote.

>>216897661
Kek! That's the SNES version...

>>216898675
Keep dreaming dumb ass.
Mileven seperation sure. But no death. And Byler is D.O.A.

>>216898353
>him coming out has no bearing on the story
characters announcing they are fags never mattered in amy show or film

>>216898925
It's a good cope metric if nothing else

>>216898920
If it was all shit out at once people would have been fine with it. These three episodes lacked a certain momentum and had very little in the way of answers. People have been complaining endlessly. If the show had just fully released then either it would have been forgotten about in a week or the early momentum would have glossed over some of the dumber parts. Instead people are gonna endlessly moan because it ended on that.

>>216898877
i agree she feels checked out, just there for contractual reasons. if the rumors of her clashing with Harbor on set are true that probably didn't help either. whatever enthusiasm she had for the role evaporated during the long wait to hurry up and finish the series.

>>216898925
what character development though? most dialogue between characters is planning for the next special effect/action scene or explaining the plot reasons for why the special effect/action scene happened.

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https://x.com/joycelhopper/status/2004585299578618156
S1 was so fucking good...

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>>216897564
He listed off literally everything that he likes. Even my wife was like "ok this is a bit much" and she's a diehard for this show

>Doesn't matter if you like oreos and D&D bucko. You're still going in the Pit when Jesus comes back. Hope you defeat the gobbedlygoo tho

>>216896536
I just got to the last 10 minutes of the latest episode and laughed out loud at the incursion scene with the truck.

>>216898908
Does that mean Holly is gay, too?

>>216898945
It's actually the arcade version, the original. You can tell by how the number of player lives look at the bottom left.

Seen quite a few normie posts saying they want venca to win lol

>>216896927
they should've made henry impregnate women lol would shit really have gone sideways if they got him a few broads to release the stress? and they don't even have to be "trafficked" women, it's not like henry is some 4ft 11 chud posting on 4cucks

>>216898819
Vecna is zesty as fuck.

>>216898976
Ok then what was the reason they divided it up? Trying to mitigate the damage this part obviously does to the rest by seperaion? No timing fucking hides this. People didn't even understand the "un-marrage cum room" scene.

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Faggot Americans cannot make good shows anymore without injecting their woke garbage into it. (You) suck. Hollyjew is finished.

>>216897612
>the demo dogs attack the hospital
>kill two soldiers to rescue the lesbians
>demo dogs run straight at lesbians
>last second turns 90 degrees and ignores lesbians entirely
Great job.

>>216897145
>4 gave us Vecna for the first time as well as his origin.
And now Season 5 is giving him his new origin!

they literally do this fucking thing in this season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWfzTSa_55U
>but you still got me will!

>>216899054
Same

>>216899015
TBD, tentacle could go either way. Definitely could be with how she picks her friends >>216898661

>>216897568
Black womyn built for big rock cock

>>216899062
They only divided it up for more views. Obviously.

>>216898992
It's so funny how much this was a totally different show.

>>216899062
to piggyback on holiday seasons, people are home and bored, they're on social media or looking for something to watch, it probably algorithmically is the best period of time to release it for maximum exposure/social media trending

>>216899078
looking forward to the 20-30 minute exposition sequence to explain this new-new backstory that will eat up runtime that could have gone towards character development instead of more exposition

>>216898221
>being gay was seen as being weird by most average rural Americans until like 2007
There you go

>>216897046
why did nobody there have a period accurate reaction? They could've had Erica being like "Ew! You have AIDS?" and it would've been in character

>>216899076
It remember the demodog scene in the trailers seeming like part of an actual invasion rather than the wet fart of a sequence it actually was

This season feels like they had all the characters on white boards and randomly put groups of characters together and just wrote it like that. And all the exposition scenes have been done terribly

>>216899133
>maximize exposure to a scene the actors knew was trash
It's like they are trying to sabotage it themselves.

>un-proposal anti-marriage scene
>unnecessary Will coming out as a gag scene
>Dusting and Steve almost making out and having gay sex after fighting

Jesus Christ. They literally filled the show with propaganda.

>>216899145
That would make them problematic like Billy having a problem with coalburning.

>>216899138
Even 2007 is stretching it, gay marriage was literally a hot topic and Biden of all people was against it in O' fucking Eight

>>216899174
that scene wasn't for you or me it was for virtue signaling foids who get off to empathy porn like this, they like to imagine themselves as Robin or Joyce or Max or whatever being on the Right Side Of History when their hot gay friend comes out

>>216898353
>doing a full coming out session to like 20 people in the eighties you can't make this upppp
Wait, so normies want historical accuracy now?

What are your top 'SKIP' scenes? For me:
>ANOTHER scene of Joyce comforting Will
>11 and pajeet midget
>Hideous Robin and her weird off putting looking gf having drama
>eventually Max and her endless chattering with Holly
>the annoying scenes of the children being comically duped and cultist towards Henry in the dreamscape

>>216899067
Are you saying dark was woke or not woke? Dark had that tranny prostitute homerecker but it was a better show regardless.

>>216899138
Being gay still gets that reaction. They just fear the politicaly empowered social consequence, they still get a disgust reaction.

>Robin knows Steve has a big cock
What did they mean by this?

>>216899208
Anything without Holly or Steve.

None of this would have happened if Steve and Robyn just banged

>>216899208
Also forgot that Nancy and Jonathan got a big fat skip from me. That bored me to tears 20 seconds into their impromptu therapy session

>>216899203
Ok but those people also didn't like it.

>>216899225
Problem really is the scene is pointless because there is zero chance any of the heroes are going to be anything but supportive.

>>216899003
Wait, but if all the gays died when Jesus was born, and gays can only become gay by catching it from other gays, then either no gays exist, or Jesus was never born, and since y'all diddlers keep insisting everyone and everything is gay, that means you deny the existence of Christ, which makes you both an atheist and a jew, so shit the fuck up and get in the oven, Schlomo.

>>216899162
They’ve been doing that since season 1 though.
That’s literally always been the show.

>>216898638
Yup its some autist sperging out alright...

>>216897564
Kek

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Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh ... they're fuckin'

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>>216899015
It’s canon she likes black boys.

>>216899067
Dark S3 was garbage

>>216899287
I disagree, it hasn't always been like that. This time has felt really artificial and forced. Too many characters, barely any arcs or meaning to any of it. You could jumble it up at it wouldn't be that different.

>>216899307
>9yo
>"liking" anyone

>>216899231
It bothers me that they would've been best couple and we probably still would've gotten a token gay character since Zion Schnapp bloomed into existence

Instead Steve is just apparently horrible with women despite being Mr Cool in a previous life

>>216899076
Lesbians weren't shooting at the doggos, them good boys were there to eat the vegetable, not slaughter all humans, besides, they know better than to attack women, vaginas neutralize their damage resistance, they could have been seriously hurt or even killed by one of those unarmed ninety pound girls.

>>216899295
Sadie Sink is on record saying she hated their first kiss scene.

>>216899145
>why did nobody there have a period accurate reaction?
Non-meme asking: What would have been period accurate reactions, especially from Mike? This definitely wasn't it, though.

>>216899322
14, and, she's my wife

>>216899295
>>no bra and panties Max in hospital gown being manhandled around by Lucas.

Lumax bros…..we’re home.

>>216898877
the lip filler is true

>>216899335
tbf i would too if some jew directors made me kiss my co-star out of the blue instead of just dancing

No shit. It was in front of thousands of people teasing her about it.

>>216899208
anything with gay drama

why are there never pairs of stars?

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>>216899339

>>216899366
>>216899335

>>216899335
Based

>>216899249
Humans will always be perverts. You can masturbate with your hand, a couch, or a man's ass. There's only one way to have sex every other way is just wrong

Thems the rules buddy. Get right or get in the Pit.

>>216899295
It was foreshadowed when Lucas scored the winning shot in the championship game that Lucas would shoot his seed in Max’s womb and score, impregnating her.

>>216899366
Nah Sadie is just a known racist

Max should have died last season. Venca looks like such an incompetent.
>Those darn kids have foiled my plans and escaped yet again

>>216899248
Yes, and the villian wont fucking actually lean on it.

>>216899405
into the pit i go :(

>>216899208
most Robin and Max scenes because they're all expository and just exist to justify whatever new retcon or whatever they're asspulling. like most of Max's dialogue is dedicated to explaining the plot of the dream world or whatever the kids are in. Robin solving the Russian code in S3 has become her sole character trait besides being a lesbian and that's her purpose in every group scene now.

I feel like they made a deliberate decision to ruin Jonathan's character after his actor got caught with drugs after Season 2.

Think about it, Season 3 is when the show started shitting on him.

>>216899397
6 9

>>216899425
The whole thing would have played better had they actually had guts and depicted the common rhetoric that would have been around then.

I feel kinda bad for the pajeeta. She comes out of torture trauma and immediately has to attend a strangers comming out party.

>>216899499
LOL. I mean, if she wasn't already feeling suicidal enough, she definitely is after hearing Will's sob story.

>>216899451
Anon, they've fucked everyone's character. In even the best case scenarios they just retread the same issues over and over again.
>muh overprotective hopper
>muh shallow steve
In other situations, the characters are just set decorations like Mike or Lucas or completely contrived like Dustin screeching over a guy he knew for 5 minutes 2 whole years later.

>>216897447
That ring was probably expansive, why didn't Jonathan save it for his next girlfriend, or at least pawn it or give it back to Murray?

>>216899548
>why didn't Jonathan save it for his next girlfriend
That's a good way to get your ass dumped. You can't use that ring again, all you could do with it is sell it for money or give it away.

>>216899451
I don't buy it, because Mike also does nothing at all

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Can any girl in here confirm that this happens? The fuck?

>>216899499
>could've had some scenes where she uses her powers to simulate Will's worst fears coming true so he can learn to be able to withstand them on his own
>eventually realize his own acceptance comes from within and he doesn't need external approval to justify himself
>get to avoid over the top scene where Will comes out to literally everybody with a few emotional one on one's where he's honest with the characters we actually care about
>Duffers had so many options to avoid what we got

>>216899492
Sure, but they wouldn't because they are woke and retarded

>>216899576
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>>216899574
All these girls are 12 if you aren't aware.

Also I just realized, it's fucking crazy that it has been 10 years and pop culture hasn't changed at all. Stranger Things fans, Five Nights at Freddys fans, new Avatar movies, etc. If you were 12 years old when FNAF first came out, an infant born at the time has grown up to become a fan of the same games

>>216899574
I guarantee most of these are bots that drum up hype and support on the major social media platforms to make it seem like more people are into the new current thing.

Like absolutely some people are lumpen and will heckin ugly cry at the latest maaaarvel slop. But you never see people two years after the fact be like "oh yeah I was crying during X scene "

Show should have ended after season 3. If you just removed the post credit scene with hopper in Russia the show would have had a satisfying ending.

>>216899499
Maybe she was creating an illusion for Will. Everyone is actually pissed but he gets to save the world by pretending they weren’t

>>216899574
Me and my sisters cried.
He never gave up on her.
A TRUE boyfriend.

>>216898353
I predicted something like this would happen the moment Will got his superpowers, but this shit was way overdone and cringe.

i really feel the need to reiterate this. i could not even get through the first episode of season 5. it feels like the massive quality dropoff we had from squid game season to 2. but stranger things s5 is like squid game season 3.

this shit is not even the same show.

>>216898504
When will they realize the pajeeta is so fucking hideous is ruining every scene she's in? The fuckers want to make a spin off with her.

>>216899695
In real life she would immediately get the ick from this behavior, if not from him being black.

>>216899683
Actually good theory for once.

>>216899015
No she just can't get satisfied by anything less than BBC after being shoved by tentacles to her throat.

>>216897099
>TV is just like real life guise!
I bet you're a fat virgin

>>216899337
>Dude what the fuck?

>>216899878
They literally respond with this line for less. God they really fucked that up.

>>216899337
Mike already has one circa S3 when he rips on Will for his immaturity by saying
It's not my fault you don't like girls.

Which was his way of saying Will is stuck in the past and childish. But now is viewed as foreshadowing because the Duffer's realized they could kill two birds with one stone by making a character gay to score points and making hetero-normarive dialogue come off as clever instead of out of touch (with zoomers)

>>216899295
Poor girl she clearly hates it but has to smile to the camera.

>>216899241
Yeah, it was hollow, there was no tension, there was no doubt, there was no cost. It was just an unearned, unqualified, unbelievable W for the safe middle of the road centrist default popular position. That's whynit was pointless. It had no point. It didn't teach homophobes to be more accepting, it didn't teach the gays to be more honest with their friends, it didn't give the white women the counterfeit pride of heroically telling themselves they'd have been the one good person in the less enlightened period of history, it did nothing but make the viewers feel boredom and cringe, and we can all get that just from not consuming media and remembering our own lives, which is why we consume all this slop in the first place, to avoid introspection and feel vicariously heroic, and nobody got that from this, not even the hated other in your personal outgroup. Pointless. I'd literally rather watch a video of Hitler complaining about an infected ingrown pubic hair than Will fucking Byers come out of the closet to a room full of people, half of whom have known he was gay for the better part of a decade, and three quarters of whom he's never exchanged two words with.

>>216900164
well said. it was just pointless and cringe, satisfying nobody

>>216899405
Isthe Pit the name of your favorite gay night club in Tel Aviv, Shekelstein, and if God made us all perfect, why you chopping the tips off baby dicks?

>>216899574
They synch up. Presumably part of the synching process is responding to maudlin emotional lability and mirroring it. They're especially prone to this synching phenomenon when they're young, stupid, and at their most fertile, so, yeah, this could legit be real. But they also claim to hit menarche well before they do in order to have an excuse to exclude and bully the girls still awaiting their "first night at the Overlook Hotel."

>>216899405
I still laugh at your Michael Jackson impression.

>>216899926
If "clever foreshadowing" worked so well for them, why did they switch to having him talk like a no-subtlety xillennial making a brave facebook post in 2002?

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>>216897046
As other anons have stated. None of the characters had reactions that were in-line with their characters. They really rushed the whole Will confirming he's gay thing after they dragged it out for 5 seasons.
Sadly it really ruined the momentum of the episode.

I watched it with queer family, I laughed at the shitty delivery after such a big buildup. I was scolded because "What's funny about that?". The writing, how forced it was, etc.

Really feels like it was forced and almost like it was written during 2020-2022's height of queerdom where everyone had to walk on eggshells when talking about fags.