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garbage slop show
I don’t like Stranger Things no more.
>>216899576>could've had some scenes where she uses her powers to simulate Will's worst fears coming true so he can learn to be able to withstand them on his own>eventually realize his own acceptance comes from within and he doesn't need external approval to justify himself>get to avoid over the top scene where Will comes out to literally everybody with a few emotional one on one's where he's honest with the characters we actually care about>Duffers had so many options to avoid what we got
>comes out to literally everyone>not simply mother, brother, and life long friendsLmao
Because I’m queer. I’m gay. I’m homosexual. I’m a poof, I’m a poofter, I’m a ponce. I’m a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I’m bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I’m a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I’m Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert.
>>216899659Those lips were made to suck on a tentacle. It's a shame Max never got that treatment.
>>216899669Ya liked it yesterday
>>216899681Vecna turned Will gay.
>>216899624stagnated corporate HR monoculture, anything truly transgressive or challenging has been henpecked out of culture in favor of syrupy comfort food media like ST
>>216899673What will be her fate by the time we reach the epilogue?
>"Sodomite!" roared Max feebly from her wheelchair as if a wizen crone>Will panics and wheezes and pants as Hopper grabs him by the scruff of his neck and leads him outside with a shotgun in the other hand>the last thing Will sees before being shoved into the dirt are the grave and unyielding faces of his kith and kin
>this is how they are promoting volume 2 in Las Vegas SphereVecnakeks... I think this might be the end for us
>>216899659Josh: “Nice…….”
why does the little girl have such a deep voice?
I can't get over Hollys iPhone face
fr tho what happened to this nigga? why did they sideline the main character of the series?
read that the fluffer brothers meant the coming out scene to be to joyce only. my question is, why would will feel scared to tell his mom he's gay, she already defended him against his shitty abusive dad, she should be the sole person he feels okay coming out to, 2nd being jonathan. the strongest themes of s1 were the familial bonds and those are absolutely ruined. why the fuck is coming out more scary than being able to mind control vecna??
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>>216899691I literally have zero idea what 8's character even is now beyond the exposition with the pregnant ladies because I skipped over most of her dialogue scenes lol.
>>216899699Vecna turned him upside down with his stranger thing.
In hindsight Jonathan missed his true soulmate goth cutie right here. RIP
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>>216899732neither can i...in the sense that i still have no idea what that means
>>216899699It wasn't Vecna. It was the Mind Flamer, as Nancy called it in season 2.
>>216899745most of her "character" is speedrunning 2 seasons of what would have been background character development in an already busy script. if they had actually planned any of this out in advance they could have brought the actress back for S3 and S4 and ALL OF THIS could have been established already.
>>216899718I don't even give a shit anymore because it is a mess despite being a MF maniac.>s2/s3 it's the MF!!>no... actually it's Vecna>well no actually our play shows it's really the MF, our original bad guy we want you to think is really a braindead cuck>well, actually... we're hinting at the play kind of in s5 but everything on screen indicates it is Vecna entirely outside of that and oh also here is our official merchandise saying Vecna is in chargeWhat the FUCK is wrong with them? It is not that hard to COMMIT to who your main villain is
>>216899777Trips confirmed
>>216899745She’s leading the pessimistic path of where El’s ultimate fate could go while Mike is the optimistic path.
The fact that everyone is alive kinda shows that either the finale will be dogshit or nearly everyone kicks the bucket
In real D&D who is stronger?Demogorgon, Mind Flayer, or Vecna?
The Mindflayer, whatever happened there...
>>216899770He stopped being a character in season 3. Now he's just Eleven's boyfriend who stands around and hardly sees her
>>216899685Josh’s ho
>>216899807i think Hopper is dead for sure, they'll do a fakeout where Eleven seems to disappear but Mike/everyone brings her back.
>>216899807Calling it now. Hopper sacrifices himself to close the wormhole, indian chick commits sudoku, eleven banishes herself to the other dimension.
>>216899756square head + chubbyNo go.
>>216899715>Jonathan storm out of radio tower >Drives off in a rage>Pulls up to Lonnie's house from S1 >Runs in pulling him out of bed and beats his ass like Shep Proudfoot beat Steve Buscemi in Fargo
Did Nancy's new alcoholism make her emotionless when she slaughtered the military goons
So... >what was the cumbath>why did the building melt>why did it stop>who were the soldier corpses>why were they thereMore importantly>does this mean brennan knew about all this>why did he never mention anything>or any of the other scientists in on the project
Even normies are pointing out how ghoulish MBB looks this season. >Stranger Things>The Boys>The Last of Us3 shows that have proven ugly actresses in leading roles put people off. Hollywood needs to listen immediately.
>>216899814RIP all thoose bozos who actually brought Season1-3 Mindflayer merch.
>>216899794>2 hours left>including set up and long ass epilogueEven if MF shows up it will feel like retarded whiplash because he has been absent since 2017 in his real shadow form and the characters now only speak about Henry as the evil overlord, so MF doesn't even have a presence as anymore as a dark overlord. So MF returns = it sucks. It's entirely Vecna = still sucks and they've wasted most of his screentime so far on him grooming children
>>216899830>>216897640yes?
>>216899842>Even normies are pointing out how ghoulish MBB looks this season.show
Kate Wheeler had more screen time than Will in S1.
>>216899814Just another Vecna thing. Having to put a human as the source of the problem rather than some incomprehensible alien intelligence was an awful decision. But audiences would be too stupid to not have a Freddy Kruger style slasher baddie.
>>216899868>https://www.reddit.com/r/netflix/comments/1pwgz0v/millie_bobby_brown_completely_pulls_me_out_of/Over 3k upboats on the Netflix subreddit.
>>216899811I don't know that much about D&D, but Mind Flayers are the weakest by far. They're a species, not an individual, and individual ones are only a major threat to low level characters. Demogorgon is the strongest of all the demons and their leader, and Vecna is an incredibly powerful lich with aims at ascending to godhood. Both are existential threats to the world.
>>216899877I DON'T FUCKING GET IT. Dustin's original 5 star general theory was a win-win>the arch villain remains an inhuman monster guiding everything - the threat is at its core alien and STRANGE>but it is inhuman and too powerful so that means jack shit in terms of interpersonal interactions>so now we have Vecna who is cool and so far above every other human villain but still a man who can interact with the characters and be active on screenDid these dipshits think Vecna would have zero fans if he weren't the main baddy? Even if MF does show up it is too little too late
>>216899853The finale is painfully obvious>hopper dies for some sacrifice>henry is destroyed by UD bomb>jeeta dies>11 stranded in abyss for cliffhanger / sequel bait>military dies with veccna in either too little or way too much screen time>some other random character dies>epilogue starts with funeral because show doesn't have time for characters to process death>ends with the 4 main starting a new campaign to infiltrate the abyss
>>216899794>What the FUCK is wrong with them? It is not that hard to COMMIT to who your main villain isbecause they're actively reacting and pivoting to perceived audience reception due to the nature of nu writers and producers instead of trying to make something complete and satisfying to themselves which would also be shit mind you because they're subhuman Hollyniggers who've suckled on too much Calipropaganda and have a warped sense of life and morality
What would happen to Mike if he didn't fuck 11? Also in this scenario he still is not gay.
>>216899868peep the amount of retweets on 2 of these
>Uhhhh it's very important we imply that Holly is a snowbunny
>>216899980I groaned out loud when that happened and muttered 'Of course he does'
How did making Holly being into black guys help the narrative or plot in anyway? I'm starting to think this show is propaganda and has an agenda.
Do they not do table reads and realize how corny the dialogue is?
Will the W-hy I would sure love a cock in my digestive system
>>216900006Netflix would never do that
>>216899955Would've gotten with Max eventually. She initially was into him because he was the only one of the three boys to not simp over her and obsess. He just never reciprocated because of 11. >There was even a scene where they had a little bit of tension and Eleven noticed and got po'd Max then hit up Lucas on the rebound and spent most of S3 miserable and basically shunned him in S4 but he sorta proved himself by the end
Did MBB do something to get eleven relegated to a supporting character? I thought she was the de facto main character but this season she's only on screen when they need somebody to use the force.
>>216900063She got H1B'd by Indian Eleven
>>216900063Most likely since Eleven is straight and has a white boyfriend she has to give room to the faggots and interracial relashionships. She was the MC but Netflix faggotry comes first.
>>216900063>the actor must have done something that's why my favorite character sucks nowthis is byler tier cope, why can't you accept that the duffer bros suck at writing and are bored with 11's powers
>>216900063MBB is clearly over this shit and has been. She's bogged out. She probably finds this entire character and show childish and a rememnant of when she was a kid. Sad part is she doesn't have the charisma to really make it as a leading actress on another series or show and she's already getting bogged. So hopefully her long term plan is to coast and be a family woman.
>Please tell me Bylers are getting roasted online. I’m been waiting for this!here you go anon from three threads ago
>>216900162Sadie sink stole her thunder
>>216900063She doesn't give a shit about this garbage show (which is very reasonable) so Duffers decided to give El and Mike screentime to Will's faggotry and Max's coalburning as revenge
>>216899811Vecna is extremely, extremely powerful
>>216900139Stop projecting, I don't give a shit about the shipping shit. Obviously the writing is shit. I was just curious if there was behind the scenes shit going on.
>>216900063cant act… tho Will cant either and has basically been the main (aside from Holly) this season so idk, but I wouldn’t doubt you’re onto something
>>216900162Her only acting skill is to be a brooding angry teenager. Nobody wants to watch an adult act like that so she's probably done as a main character.
>>21689981420 years in the upside down...I wanted to fuck Robin. Came back to a walled hoe
Still don't see why Henry's cave memory is so scary? He was the violent one & won. How was he in the high school play with Joyce having the memory in the hall way? Why does he want to merge the worlds, why do the demogorgans submit to him? What does D & D have to do with all this? Why did he pick will as his first out of all the kids in Hawkins? Why is the government wanting super power babies so badly? Why is kali even here she lowkey is giving suspicious vibes like she'll betray at the last minute... there's so much that to me doesn't make sense.& I can't believe they'd waste 3 last episodes on not answering any of it.
>>216900301i'm not projecting i'm just saying "the actor did a no-no which means their character's writing suffered" is a low tier 'theory' that retarded shippers use. people say the same about charlie heaton as if he hadn't been doing coke since age 16, and his character's writing was fantastic in season 1.
>>216900330They went to the Lost school of create a hundred questions and answer none of them
>>216900330Silly anon just wait for the prequels and sequels which will be announced after the last episode
>>216900330you VILL like the 20-30 minute long exposition scene in the last episodeyou VILL like the next 4 year wait for the next Stranger things spinoff which explains more of the background lore
>>216900063She doesn't have a personality which makes it impossible to pair her up with characters that can't carry a dynamic on their own, and those are all taken up by now. Mike liking her in season 1 was cute but as the show evolved its become more and more unrealistic for him to be so invested into this absolute void of a character. She's not even just bland and aimless like Jonathan, there's just nothing there.
>>216900330Amazing how hard they dropped the ball surrounding the nature of ESPer kids, it was incredibly clear that the CIA wanted them to be able to spy on people overseas, but then in S4 they were being trained to fight? And now in S5 they're suddenly created by injecting pregnant women with ESPer blood despite that not being the way it works. El's mom wasn't even disclosing that she was pregnant when the experiments started.
>>216899691Hopper is me whenever the jeeta is on screen.
>>216900349I wouldn't mind a (competently written) single-season prequel series that goes into the original hawkins lab. But only if they take a neutral stance on the lab and not do a "haha we are evil, we HATE children".
good lord does anyone have anything positive to say?
>>216899861U black dawg
>>216900445holly a cute :)
>>216900445Name one positive thing about this season
>>216900477No fucking way...
>>216900445This show is pure jewish propaganda. Its become completely unwatchable unless you are a LITERAL braindead lobotomy goy.
>>216900445i tried to reply to this saying steve's statement about eddie's death being preventable was true but remembered that steve said "nah i didn't believe that ackshally"
>>216900501vaccinated
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>>216900458MODS MODS MODS
>>216900501Started to look like her zombie ass mom and probably had that dumb face surgery all the hollywood people get
Everytime time Hopper is there alive, it reminds me how brainded the audiences are for not abanoning this shit show
>>216900544He looks ozempic'd
>>216899839>what was the cumbathLiterally the biggest question. Literally no explanation at all
>>216900501Most of the ST actors have aged so badly. What the fuck did they put in their water
>>216899743netflix probably wanted it to be a big thing. duffer brothers really wrote themselves into a corner making that even a plot point because i doubt it comes up in the finale.
Why didn't El tell Joyce about Hopper's bomb?
>>216899702Faggotry isn't comforting. Normal people find it more disgusting than any of the actual horror elements in the show. Those are at least honestly portrayed as evil. The 'life is worthless, use each other as holes' crowd are evil.Would WIll and Mike ended up being decent human beings if they weren't raped by geriatric producers? Sure probably not but they also wouldn't go on to destroy more lives doing the same thing.
>>216900680The Duffers stated that there is no explanation, they just wanted Jonathan and Nancy to be in peril.
>>216900721we aren't getting an explanation for why it randomly stopped, either, are we?
>>216900522>Every day is abs day
>>216900445I like that the Upside down turns out just to be a bridge to another dimension as that's a retcon that actually works.
https://x.com/mainmajin/status/2004572859583307790LMAO
>>216899715AI can't come soon enough. For now all we have is losslesscut.
can't believe I just wasted several hours on 20 minute scenes of relationship slop and characters crying to each other. holy fuck
>be me>see a new release show called stranger things on netflix >watch it>"hey this is pretty good" >it blows up and becomes very popular>season 2 comes out>watch it>"wow this fucking sucks now" >stop watching Judging by everyone's reactions to the final season I got out at the right time
If they wanted to have their "le epic gay moment" all they needed to do is have Vecna feed into Will's sense of shame and fear, allowing him to get the info on Max and then have Will later be like "I refuse to give Vecna power over me, I'm gay". Instead they hinted at this but didn't show what Vecna was doing, also the trailers really prominently had that, "One last time," line as some epic, "Vecna needs Will to do his plan," type thing, only to find that line was pointless. I'm sure some DEI consultant was like, "Maybe this is Vecna forcing Will out the closet," but all the elements are there just to have Will overcoming guilt and shame and linking it with the plot. Instead his coming out felt disjointed and a bit silly.
>>216900741It is logical I guess, but still a bit lame because we know nothing of the other world it connects to
>>216900501drugs, hard drugs
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>>216900681based hairchads
> melting cum building 'weird matter' that the scientists were working on 'all along'> putting blood in pregnant women to make more psychicsEndless made up bullshit with no buildup.
>>216900477Sad he will get zero hero time. I remember seasons ago people assumed he would end up doing something meaningful. Instead he's not allowed to outshine his whore gurlboss wife.
>>216900775man what the fuck does this even mean
>>216900330Man I know the writting is bad but you are legally retarded.>Still don't see why Henry's cave memory is so scaryStop messing with your cellphone while watching. You missed the chekov briefcase>Why does he want to merge the worldsBecause all that black particle shit on the Abyss makes him more powerful.>why do the demogorgans submit to himthey are infused with black stuff which he can control>What does D & D have to do with all this?Jesus fucking christ anon... Rewatch the first episode>Why did he pick will as his first out of all the kids Holy shit anon. some kids have potential to inherit his psychic abilities. He was one of or the only one avaiable at the time.>Why is the government wanting super power babies so badly?I... I give up. Reread this question again. Thinking of superman might help
>>216899691hooper hates indians
>>216900809>Instead he's not allowed to outshine his whore gurlboss wife.Every male character in this show
>>216899576The season as a whole is bad, but I'm a bit surprised that people actually think volume 1 was better than volume 2. Volume 1 was just a retcon of season 4's ending and was mostly filler. Nothing fucking happened except Will getting powers and Holly being kidnapped. Granted not much happened in the grand scheme of things in volume 2 either but it certainly had more energy and stakes
>>216899842This post is as gay as all the others.
>>216900830Don't we all
>>216900810The objects begin to melt around it but eventually it stops. If they stayed in the liquid while it froze they'd be stuck forever like those soldiers. Did you even watch the episode or are you just retarded?
>>216899745they brought the most hated character back to make her even more hated and use her has cannon fodder when they are killing off characters in the finale. genius.
>>216900810It means nothing, they write while overdosing on Hollywood designer pills
I like Millie’s plump bimbo lips
the vibes are off this seasonidk how to explain it but it feels like the last week of high school before i graduated
>>216900874>>216900816how much are they paying you to defend this slop, not even hardcore fans like it
>>216900445the scene where Dustin prevented Steve from continuing up the staircase was a great moment and worked. However >Characters make a mission in the UD based on an assumption >Characters split up into unstable groups that have tension>Dustin and Steve boil over and stupidly break their walkie >Nancy and Jonathan find the source first and instead of regrouping and deciding to to through with plan they make a reckless decision and shoot it >thing explodes. Jonathan Nancy trapped >Steve opts to save them and bring ladder but Dustin, emotionally distraught, breaks down and convinces him not too Which should've lead to >Either Jonathan or Nancy sacrificing themselves so the other could get to safety from the cumroom That way>there's a consequence for the groups splitting up into unstable parties >a consequence for the broken walkie >a consequence for Nancy's reckless choice >a consequence for Dustin convincing Steve not to play hero Instead>everything is fine Show is gay. 0 stakes.
The only saving grace of this season has been finn's face
>>216900965we get it retard you're gaynobody cares
This season lacked Steve being beaten unconscious.
>>216900989no will is gaymike is straight
The continuing actors are just too old for their respective character ages. Not their fault the production took years. Would have much better if there was a time jump, everyone in college and they have to come back to save Hawkins. Is 90s nostalgia over 80s really that damaging for the show or something.
>>216899576>Salt and pepper couple>Gay people are superheroes>Black chick is the smartest and most sassy>Badass military girl boss chickBravo jews, you've done it again
>>216900063She is the only one with a career. This is it for the rest of them. Even if she did nothing there would be a lot of animosity.
>>216899977MBB Knew exactly what she was doing
>>216899839My best guesses>what was the cumbathMelted matter from the upside down>why did the building meltThe "Exotic" mater was unshielded so its energy was melting matter in the upside down.>why did it stopI have no fucking clue. Maybe the matter was far enough away from the source it started solidfying?>who were the soldier corpsesNo clue, would guess some fucking goons from the base but that doesn't explain why they melted and Jonathan and nancy didn't.>why were they thereI don't know. To examine the Exotic Matter?More importantly>does this mean brennan knew about all thisHe obviously is implied to have known given his Journal>why did he never mention anythingProbably because it didn't really matter in the context of Season 4. Though one would wonder why he didn't just tell Eleven to blow up the Exotic matter to destroy the upside down and Vecna. Maybe he thought that would destroy hawkins?>or any of the other scientists in on the projectMaybe Brenner kept it from them. I don't know.
>>216900965Yes, it's incredible how he's the decent looking one of the boys
I'm not watching this season but it looks like it's confirmed cia experiment demons made will gay?Wow
>>216901044im talkin bout YOU nigga not the characters
Has Maya Hawke's character always been this insufferable? I haven't rewatched season 3 or 4 in forever.
>>216899576Why is every frame of this season a bunch of ugly people standing around staring at something
why isn't max a blind nugget?
>>216900680They disturbed the field keeping the wormhole stable. This fucked up reality on a physical level. It stabilized itself. This is foreshadowing for them destroying it later.
Is there a "cool or badass" male gay character? Lesbos have Ellie from tlou, fags have Will byers lol
>>216901183in s3 she was a know-it-all who was able to help translate the russian, she was a band nerd which was shocking to steve & dustin because she is hot, she was amused at steve's skirt chasing antics but assumed he was homophobic so she didn't admit she's a lesbo until the truth serumin s4 she was a stuttering mess that is a tiktok kid's version of autism/adhd, she was spouting off textbook symptoms of autism such as missing childhood milestones and being unable to understand people's tone or control her volume and talking about her bra being itchy to the insane asylum ownerin s5 she thinks dick jokes are funny and can't fucking shut up to the point that her gf thought she's a tweaker since she stole pills and acts annoying
>>216901207That would be too hot.
>>216891623>"Who is going to tell her that she plays wrong emotion?"
>>216901183Season 3 she was kind of bitchy and cool. She was aloof but in a idgaf way and had an eccentric side to her. Great tension with Steve, apparently the idea was to get them to be a couple, but then she gets revealed as gay. Season 4 she's an entirely different character. The cope is that now she's comfortable with Steve, so she drops the whole cool attitude and vibe and is more neurotic and quirky, which is ignoring how she is like that with every character regardless of their relationship. They basically made her an entirely new character for no reason and everyone was fine with it. She really sucked in S4 and was arguably the biggest example of cast bloat. Would've been fine with her maybe moving out of Hawkins and making the odd appearence but obviously when you hire the daughter of Hollywood royalty you gotta get her in
>>216901071Can't spam kate bush slop over and over in the 90s. Tight cunts don't want to pay for the rights to more songs. >>216901207Because then she couldn't be a charamatic gurlboss. She was in a coma for 18 months but is straight out the hospital lmao.
>>216899811Demogorgon, a Demon Prince, then Vecna, a lich, basically the acme of undeath and of wizardry, followed distantly by Mind Flayers, a spacefaring race of evil psychic braineating squidheads.Though in later editions, Vecna's ascended to godhood and therefore stronger than Demogorgon, but that wouldn't be true until the release of the edition that introduced the Sorcerer class and the natural twenty critical hit as an official core rule.
>>216901183>s3 not so much, a cutie >s4she is ok doesn't really do much and only gets annoying with her out of nowhere lesbian crush
The way they've been hastily adding layers of complexity to the plot makes me feel like I'm watching a Billy Mays "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" bitWhy the fuck did Vecna build a giant fleshlight between two dimensions or worlds just to flatten them together
>>216901335you are forgetting the victor creel visit, the worst robin moment in s4
>relied on a kid half her age to escape>"sorry lil bro but this exit is only for me go find your own plus i need to go back to my nog bf and get some bbc quickly"
>>216900501She aged 20 years, holy shit. Looks like she got drugged up and forgot to eat for a while. Then stress gave her wrinkles and no eating + stress + drugs made her hair all shitty.What a way to go, she will never get another role outside of this unless a show about drug addicts comes out.
Black op military has also been a major disappointment as they just get merked by fat hooper. Did we really need prune sarah Connor dragged into this because "member the terminator". Previous seasons government spooks genuinely felt menacing and a threat.
>>216900767>Judging by everyone's reactions to the final season I got out at the right timeI had the same reaction as you and stopped watching. Only came back after family kept insisting on watching it for tv nights.With how hard and how fast the show got shitty, I definitely believe it was meant to be only 1 season and then when they realized it could be a cash cow they progressively stopped caring.
>No way fagWhat did Mike mean by this?
>ANON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YOU NEED TO RUN >RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN AHHHHHHHH
>>216901477That prune could throw Vecna across a room.
>Mike let's meet the Indian boy I adopted on the way home from Walmart, you're a dad now!
>>216901504Jesus why is that thing so small
>>216901414All that for a "you don't need boys, you dont need a bf, just b urself" speech.
>>216901504>mfw pajeet
>>216901187>a bunch of ugly people standing around staring at somethingThey got all the main cast together just to not know what to do with them while B-plots are happening.It's hilarious, genuinely like they hired amateur writers. If this was well-written at all they would've given Eleven a huge training arc a long time ago so she has an easier time open fucking doors with her telekinesis she's had for years.
aren't gays and lesbians natural enemies, like cats and dogs?
>>216901504Half her dialogue was her bitching at the male characters.
>>216901414>mfw I'm less competent than 10 years old girl
>>216901504seeing a bald jeet in your small town in the 1980s must be like seeing a woolly mammoth in the middle of the sahara desert
>>216901349You know what. YOU are the reason why this show and many others are written like they were written for 3yos with ADHD. The most iconic Vecna scene was him falling into the new dimension and sperging out how he found his true self there, how the new dimension made him more powerful, how he found an ally on the black smoke and all that retarded and badly written monologue. It was literally spelled out by the villain himself why he likes the other dimension. That said, come one anon, why would said villain want to flatten his perfect world with the world he hates?
>>216900938It just turned into full on marvel slop
>>216901547in the 80s not as much since lesbos helped gays during the aidsdemic but today? yes
i just... i just... i just...ruined the entire fantasy show to crowbar in some stupid garbage about gender and sexuality
>>216900854They should have just let him die in the demo fight, it wouln't make a difference. The fact both parents somehow survived was fucking retarded.
>>216901547And like lesbians and other lesbians.
>>216901668Ted's gone bro
>>216901504Millie is hot idc
>>216901495This scene was way better in the trailer
>>216900962Can't think of 1 reason why Jonathan didn't die there
>>216901349>The way they've been hastily adding layers of complexity to the plot makes me feel like I'm watching a Billy Mays "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE"I completely skipped Season 4, saw no spoilers for 4 or 5. Starting S5E1 I expected them to be basically about to destroy the Mind Flayer at that point. Only to find out that they aren't even close, there's multiple worlds, kids are being used for energy like the Matrix, random indian, Shitty gay scene, etc etc.The writing got notably worse, too. They made the plan to beat the enemy the episode before the series finale, it wasn't built up throughout the season, Steve just used a bunch of random objects to come up with a plan and then they decided on it, and instead of getting started on the plan Will had to come out as gay.This show fucking sucks.
>>216899576hes a faaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>216901504she is an actual midget
Wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to end the whole thing with the movie but Netflix forced them to do another season. Outside of a few scenes, the whole season feels passionless.
>>216901649i couldn't watch this part i had second hand embarrassment from his terrible delivery
>>216899811Demogorgon and Vecna are both CR 26. Vecna can approach more like 28 with a lot of the common modifications people use to buff him for higher level parties. Mind Flayers are like... CR10.That's on a scale where a lone kobold is like CR0.1 and the Tarrasque is CR30.For context, Tarrasque is CR30 and a lone Kobold is a CR0.1
>>216899576So is the entire series just ripped off the star wars acolyte?>being homosexual gives you magic powers?i havent been this disappointed in the end of a show since lost
>>216901705>the whole season feels passionlessIt has been getting worse and worse as all the actors and writers knows that Netflix is dragging it out FAR beyond how long the story should go. Everybody on the set is sick and tired and want to move onto other things.They're rich and set for life, now they're fucking bored of this show but they want to finish it with dignity. Soon they'll just want to finish it.
>>216901698The mind flayer is a servant of vecna
>>216901263Is something happen when choke. Look up "auto-erotic asphyxiation" and have fun, remember there are worse ways to go.
>>216901495>Ok, I'll run to a better show.
>>216901649Joyce definitely disinfecting all their home door knobs after that convo.>>216901685He's not or it's uncertain. He was taken to hospital and we literally hear no more. His kids don't give a shit about his fate. Ted deserves better.
>>216901504they still haven't fucked?
hollychads ww@?
>>216900962jonathan should've gotten obliterated from the energy wave, while blocking it out for nancy. Nancy wears his jacket for the remainder of the series. Nancy finds the ring on the casette tape later on. FIXED.
>>216899770how the fuck does your nose outgrow the rest of your the body like on this guy?
Lol.
>>216901697If a character dies during the season they actually have to put in scenes where characters process information and feel emotions regarding the consequences of their behavior and actions which is really hard. It's much easier to only have characters die during big season ending climaxes where you put music over people looking sad or screaming and them have a narration over the ending montage of characters hugging and moving on.
>>216901796ever met a jew?
>>216901788So is she sucking a fat one?
>>216901803serving face
>>216901504i call the brown one seven eleven
>>216900959I didn't defend anything, I explained what happened to a retard.
>>216901796He has jewish ancestry ofc
Finn and Steve's actor seem like the only normal, chill people on this show who have aged well and don't have weird drama
>>216901803Goddamn she's got the Thunberg genes
>>216901788Everyone decided they hated her after they teased her having feelings for the black guy
>>216901807Oh and the characters have to be side-characters who are forgotten by the next season and never the main cast
>>216901814and having a good time by the looks of it
>>216901824I was already looking at that. I'm 40+ and a guy and if my hairline was like that I would be FREAKING OUT
>>216901833the redhead has weird drama?
Will the Wise more like Will likes Guys lmao
>>216901547they dont get along, the attitudes are super different. lesbians kind of are tough to get along with generally, but when theyre actually cool theyre very cool.
What has Joyce done this season? I miss when she was pretty much the main character. The show was comfier then.
>>216901833She hasn't aged well
it's so predictable that eleven will escape after victory over vecna only to be completely exhausted and at the mercy of that old soldier hag. the soldier hag will then be gunned down by the soldier chad that she constantly annoys, and eleven will be free to run wild in the meadows with her gay friends. then netflix will make two spinoffs, one about the gay one and one about holly and her new black boyfriend.
>>216901909most forgotten character in TV history
>>216901923screencapped this, see you on new years
>>216901183she was annoying in season 4 just trying too hardin 3 she is hot and had good banter
>>216901893Are all DnD wizards faggots? >>216901928Hell no. He was the most memorable for me. Mostly because of literally reincarnated samwise.
>>216901909he was based, until the writers made him stop running for no good reason
>>216901736Nerd
>>216899576WE NEED MORE CHARACTERS
>wen u nut an Holly keep suckin
>>216901705it should have been a movie
>>216901969>Are all DnD wizards faggots?They didn't use to be. Hell, in the actual 80's, they were seen as eccentric sometimes evil chads. But the stereotypes of DnD players changed forever thanks to Critical Role bringing normalfags into the hobby.
that midget pajeet is evil i know it
>>216901833the only ones not wearing wigs
>>216901993Anyone else get so annoyed with the perfect center framing of every shot so that it's easier for people to make edits of the show for phone screen ratios? Once you notice it then it's impossible to not see. Ruins any creative cinematography
>>216902041she is vecna's favourite daughterthe whole plan is to get eleven on to the other world so vecna can take over this one, since she's his only worthy oppositionand she stinks
>>216901827kek
it's a gay show
>>216901833Gaten and Caleb are fine too
>>216902045even MBB?
>>216899576fixed
>>216899576Steve is the only good character in this show. Any time any of the characters try to have an emotional conversation its annoying as fuck but when Steve does it its actually touching.
>>216902091yeeeeeeep
>>216902101Steve is the only character that still feels like a real person. Everyone else stagnated or got Flanderized.
>>216901697That was Jonathans moment to die. He will never have a chance to be as impactful as a character again he is a literal nothing of a character and has been for 3 seasons.
>>216901993CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOR
>>216900186based mileven chad dabbing on bylercuck
When the coming out scene came up I genuinely thought he was gonna say to them he was jewish
>>216902223vecna... he showed me... my daddy biting off my foreskin
What if, halfway into Will's "coming out" speech, Vecna possessed him and sabotaged the whole thing by talking about crust?
Imagine your best friend tells you he is gay and wants your buttcheeks and having to be cool with it like yeah I feel you bro lets hug it out.
>>216902304*fuck it out
>>216902258vecna... he showed me jerusalem... and it said welcome to palestine
>>216902223Venca just wants to create a world without usury and international banking.
>>216902223>I don't like Jesus.
>>216902334kek
>>216901827Kek
WHAT THE FUCK
>>216902471Didn't get any semen.
Imagine Murray got smoked by any one of the dozen trained soldiers when he drove that slow truck with the GIGANTIC windshield even 30 feet close to the base. and like they get into the upside down but he's slumped over and bleeding out. but nope, all good! this show fucking sucks
>>216902471
>>216902500>Give it to me, don't give it away>Don't think about what the others say>My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
Will wants Mike to take the wormhole to his abyss
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It5-qZ7Sa9E&t=1sIt all makes sense now why this season is shit
Just finished itEp 5 was goodEp 6 was GREATEp 7 was gay
Things aren't tense if theyre poorly written. >Demodogs are shown to rip and tear through everything that moves. >UHHH except for the protagonists because... WELL BECAUSE. >Lucas kicks a dog through the elevator when we see them absolute fuck up two grown adults like they're nothing, they politely wait for the door to close. >Power flickering in the building, elevator unaffected >Blasting the same fucking song on repeat on the radio, good thing the dogs cant fucking hear apparently. Dogs are shown sprinting everywhere, let's have them walk as slow as fucking possible when theyre in the same room where the boom box is blasting music. >Sorry guys, we have to stop and look at the washing machine where a woman shown to be completely incapacitated after being bed ridden for days somehow carried a fucking explosive tank, put it in the dryer as quietly as possible, and turned it on, who then has time to hide before alerting the dogs.>HUH, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? Stands in front of a fucking dryer waiting to be blown up>WOAH ISN'T SHE BAD ASS?! WASN'T THAT TENSE?!Where did they get these fucking writers? Are normies genuinely tense when watching this shit? This and the Max running around with the iPhoneface girl were genuinely autistic. They literally walked through the entire journey the girl did, only to grind the show to a halt just to rehash the exact same fucking thing, including showing the scenes.Will suddenly become gay and starts acting like "one of the gurrrrrrrls". The Indian woman from the failed spinoff episode just walks around looking pissed off. Glad this show is done, Netflix has nothing else to milk. Glad I'm pirating this slop.
>>216900721>three whole floors made of concrete, steel etc. melt>but not the fleshy objects RIGHT NEXT to the exotic matterCalling bullshit.
i've seen enoughseason 1 > season 3 > season 2 > season 4 > season 5
>jeetos still posting to gaslight people that 4 is around 5 in quality to make 5 look less bad4 is the only season that's even in the same zip code as s1kill yourself brownies
>>216900006Where is that implied?
>>216902701It's less of "melting" as in state change due to heat or dissolution due corrosive solvents, and more of collapsing back into whatever exotic cumlike grey goo Upside Down came to be from because the force keeping it together in that shape got momentarily destabilized.
>>216901577CheckedExactly, why would he want to merge the world he hates with the one he doesn't? He could've easily just stayed in the Abyss away from everyone he apparently despisesIt's not like merging them would make his total world domination any easier, his tropps already have instant travel and are insanely strong. I guess shock?
>>216901477Coming from a military background made me lose all interest at the gun battle scene. Like they're all just shooting at each other, using zero tactics of any kind and endlessly running around like retards until they all die. They could have at least formed a tactical L, but no. No more effective firepower, no squad tactics, no rhyme or reason to anything.
>>216900388at least the Duffers can commit to making Jonathan a massive fuck up
>>216901993>NOOO MY HECKIN DEMODOGGERINOS
>>216900681Joe has incredible hair
>>216901833Sadie doesn't have weird drama either
>>216902471you guys shouldn’t make fun of her. She’s clearly got Leukemia or something
>>216902471Steve dodged a bullet
>>216902807Interesting. So basically the upside down is being kept together by the exotic matter stuff made by Dr. Brenner? I thought El created the UD?
>>216902778Dude conflate his wife getting plowed by a black man with watching the show on his cracked iPhone 6s. >>216902063Netflix has done more damage to the art of filmmaking and television than Harvey Weinstein.
>>216902976>I thought El created the UD?She did but it was now retconned that the UD is simply a wormhole between Dimension X and Earth that Eleven opened up in Season 1.
>>216902838The show established these soldiers are meant to be special forces but the fact they are also working under classified government agencies would I think mean they are the cream of the crop of the entire millitary lmao. Show is so bad.
>>216900468It's almost over. >>216901793No, we need them to break up and Be Friends while cum drips down from the ceiling and conveniently stops and solidifies right where they were sitting while also magically disappearing from their clothing.
Season 1>4>2>3>5
>>216901668Not only survived, but miraculously healed to the point that the cheating whore wife can carry a heavy metal canister down flights of stairs without making a sound, effortlessly put it in a dryer without making a single sound, turn it on, and somehow get out of the way of the blast radius. >>216901504If this is still up by the time I get back home to my iPad I'm drawing a "last of us 2" style edit of this because holy fuck. >>216901495Vecna looks like Jim Carrys Grinch but somehow worse. >>216901414In same scene "oh, actually your exit is right there lmao sorry bro see ya, remember that scene where I was running towards a portal while that viral song that GenZ went nuts for on TikTok plays".>>216901335Season 3 was fantastic and she was a cute in that season. Steve and the ugly kid were based. Season 4 and the school shooter kid ruined everything. >The upside down is this eery and isolated place that feels like an alternate universe where everything was nuked. >Uhh actually let's have them rock out to a heckin 80s track and turn Dustin into a whiny faggot.
>>216902999Quite frankly, I’d rather blow up the exotic matter entirely, which would collapse the upside down and sever the connection entirely between earth and dimension X. Also checked
Morals of this season are,>The fear of being outed is good because it gets you to come out and be accepted!&>If life looks challenging in the future then it's noble to kill yourself!
>>216899980Netflix finna netflix
>>216903104Yeah it seems like the obvious choice. You will lose a dozen kids, but you also kill Vecna and destroy the threat of the total destruction of earth.
Why did the show completely stop talking about the Mindflayer once Vecna got retconned into the plot
When they go through the gates to get to the upside down gravity flips if the gate is on the ground. Obviously. So why did holly just fall through the air instead of climbing out and being "upside down" on the abyss side?They also REALLY just had a scene where holly was about to fucking die only to have her life saved by the villian.I liked the emotional beats of ep 6. I thought it was good. And I've been an overall defender of the season. But that was really really sloppy man. The whole of ep 7 was like all of the worst parts of the season so far rolled up into one
>>216903158The Mindflayer was revealed as Vecna's spider fursona back in season 4.
How do we fix the final season? When we have only 1 episode.
the duffers should grow some balls and give the show a lynchian ending that only raises more questions
>>216903202Easy, make Vecna win.
>>216903116>it's fine to pursue your feelings for same-sex mates even if your entire society will shun you for it >you should not not pursue your feelings if your opposite-sex partner doesn't like your favorite band as much as you do and instead focus on finding yourself Wdtmbt
>>216903202Turns out to be a D&D campaign. >>216903143Netflix would never. Americans need to see kids live in movies to make up for the murdered, molested and trafficked kids they pretend dont exist. Just like how showing nudity is a big no-no, but violence is a-ok.
>>216903202Kill off every gay/gurlboss and have ted save the day.
It’s fine. Plotfaggy kill voldemort endings are always kinda mid. Other than the cringy coming out scene which was not handled well at all, the set up for the ending is serviceable. Step down from Season 4.
TFW its finally over.
Eleven when her best friend wakes up after almost dying and being in a coma for 18 months>Max...you're here!>Wow...ain't that something...I'll hug you later, alright, so what's new?
>>216903231Real talk hating Clash is a deal breakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
>The moment Netflix paused the show to make sure you knew that Holly likes blacks
>>216900501The gay lifestyle takes its toll on you.
Vecna is a really fucking terrible villain
Going through the previous threadsJust got to those posts from the femanon who wants to rape noah into being straight agaibVery based set of posts, if you're still hereYou're cool and I respect youVERY high praise because I respect almost no women at all
>>216903239Nance's mom is going to divorce Ted to marry some trailer trash. And it's gonig to be presented as a good ending.
Did will come out as gay for vecna?
>>216903254How tf can you be a rich hollywood nepo baby and still look like shit at 27...
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5If the land the plane the show is whole and never gets bad. Will’s big gay scene was almost the shark jump though.
>>216901044>mike is straightStraight up homosexual!
>>216903290Lots and lots of drugs.I'd bet money she's done heroin at some point.
>>216902471seriously is she sick or something? this isn't normal
>>216903282He really sucks
>>216903288vecna made him suck him off and groomed him. Who knows what Holly is gonna turn out like after sucking dick the longest. That's the real horror of the show
>>216903257Chicks don't dig the Clash as far as I can recall. Never met a girl who truly loved em. Girls doing it for their bfs or other guys don't count
>>216899834You clearly never fucked anything with daddy issues.
>>216902471>someone taller
>>216902471Did I miss the part where she travel back in time 30 years and waited for her timeline to catch back up?
>>216902471>>216903331Fictional Venca somehow broke into our world and specifically threw curses on Robins actress.
So if Vecna didn't stop Holly she would have splattered and exploded into a million pieces, right?
>>216903360Girls liked Paul Simonon.
>>216900501had no idea these were the same characteri just assumed i'd forgotten the lesbian or she was new
i love holly's sultry voice and her plump lips which are just made for sucking bwc
>>216903422Yeah
>>216903500but she's crushing on that black boyall the girls in the show either like black men or don't like men at allget over it
>>216903422YupThe villian saved the child character's lifeLmao
>>216903500She's gonna marry steve>>216903526That kid is zestier than an alabama buck in the morning sun
Who's ready for the spinoff that will kick-start the 1990s nostalgia?Will Millie Bobby be the Wynona character this time?Which Nirvana song will be milked into exhaustion, how much they will plagiarise Mallrats and Seven?
What happened to the science teacher's hot Asian wife?
>>216903576Too chud friendly
>>216903576WMxAF is probably seen as problematic now it's known as a thing on social media. These 30+ white wine hags getting self conscious about it.
>>216901484IIRC it was, the Duffers stated some years ago that initially Stranger Things was supposed to be an anthology series with each season focusing on a completely new story and setting, like how John Carpenter wanted to do Halloween (which is why Halloween 3 was about cursed masks and witches instead of Michael Myers), but the reaction to S1 was so positive they decided to continue the story
>>216903642>reaction to S1 was so positive they decided to continue the storyWhat a mistake that was.
>>216903576That's just one of his bitchesTeach slays poon like demogorgs slay MP
>>216899576Series finale is on Christmas Eve so I guess I’ll be watching it with my cousins and it’s gonna be really fucking awkward if the finale is shit
can literally save the show with AI.
>>216903720Anon, Christmas eve was three days ago
>>216903747Obviously.>>216266440>>216266705
>>216903769New years my bad
>>216903360Will might be on to something...
>>216902063Holy shit YOURE RIGHT
>>216899673The least they use her the best.
I apologize for defending this show in vol 1This shit blows ass
Yeah fuck thisI'm completely done with western trashThere has not been a single good show in a decadeI'm going back to anime and STAYING there
>>216904732
>>216904744You cared enough to say you didn't
