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>>217076110Someone needs to map The Abyss.
>>217076110Who here even sees their friends once a month? Thats preposterous.
>hype dies down in 5 years>netflix producing flop after flop>warner bros. acquisition did not help>decide to bring back schrödinger’s eleven for the revival>include popular characters Hop and Steve (and his 11 nuggets, in order for El to heal from the lab rat siblings trauma)>show will be about papa, brother and the 11 sisters she never really hadScreenshot this.
>HENRY>GIVE ME YOUR SEMEN OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR TESTICLES AND TAKE IT MYSELF
>>217076110Will Look out!
>>217076135Why thoThere's only ONE THING in there
>>217076158We saw, Anon
I love Angela
Sure why not at this point that wouldn't have been an important scene at all
They looksmatch unironically
Someone make an Abyss edit
>>217076226They really brought back the Steven King’s IT vibes home with this one.
We need a Vecna and Holly adventures spin-off.
Why is it so hard for Jonathan to not look like the avatar of DUDE WEED LMAO for a second? The lad looks stoned in every single scene
>>217076157 depends on who you’re asking. Forthem it’s different cuz they got trauma connecting them, special bonds stuff
>>217076226Did they?
>>217076241Anon delete this immediately you posted the wrong image. Cancel your card.
>>217076241Did this moron just post his credit card information?
>>217076284>>217076296Fucking kek I didn't even see the post yet I'm belly laughing
>>217076284>>217076296How does that even happen?
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIIIINNNN
>>217076205I was under the impression that the play took place while henry was in middle school. Like maybe the drama club was a cross-school club because it's the same campus. But it looks here like he's straight up the same age as the others. So that means in s4 when he killed his sister and mom he was in highschool? He looked nothing like it. He looked like he was the same age as the orignal cast was in s1. What the fuck is wrong with these retards they have retconned his backstory more times than millie was rejected by finn
>>217076270...because he is, anon.Charlie and Nat have nightly binges. It's amazing they were able to maintain themselves for the shoot times.
>>217076241Hmm, I could use a RTX 5090 to generate AI videos on my machine...
>>217072835>VickieFollowing a disastrous trysr with Robin Vickie realized vaginas are gross and married Steve. They have 12 children referred to as "the little Harringtons." Robin refuses to speak to Steve to this day.>ArgyleAfter S4 Argyle pursued a quest of higher meaning and wound up 3rd in command of a hippie sex cult in California's Wine Country that was raided by the ATF for illegal firearms possession and underage sex trafficking. While in prison he converted to Christianity and now runs one of the world's largest and most extreme conversion therapy programs in San Francisco with the backing of Ziklag.>SuzieSuzie's parents forced her to dump Dustin before sending her on a Mormon mission. She escaped in transit and made her way to Hawkins, only to find Dustin had a new girlfriend already. Heartbroken, she moved to Texas where she became the host of a public access call-in program called "Raw Time" under the moniker "Tiffy." Following the cancellation of Raw Time, Suzie married a devout Southern Baptist and now lives on a cattle ranch with 6 children. Her parents maintain they don't speak while secretly visiting multiple times a year.>LonnieFollowing his girlfriend's incarceration for possession of mthamphetamines, Lonnie assumed custody of her estranged 15 year old daughter, Tammy, who has coincidentally ran away from her Father's home two weeks prior, hitchhiking to Indianapolis to live her with her Mom. They were married within the year and now have the children. Tammy's Mom is still upset about it.>SusanAfter a stint in rehab following Max's coma, Susan fell in love with an evangelical preacher on the one public access channel the television in the common area could receive. After being discharged she hitchhiked to Mississippi and the two were quickly married. Following a devastating IRS Audit she and her husband fled to Costa Rica via biplane where they now live on the beach and operate a sweatshop staffed by locals. She's never been happier.
>>217076296>>217076284Someone buy me a mindflayer plushie with his card pls
>>217076284>>217076296damn i missed it
>>217076110I'm pretty sure the Duffers are jealous of the success of the play and that's why they retconned it into Henry and MF working together. They didn't write it, they punted it off to one if their writers and I don't think they thougt too much of it. Then they play was immensely succesful and critically acclaimed. Pretty sure the play has a lot more writing awards than the show. It even got several Oliviers which are very prestigous.In the bts documentary of the play you can see them come up with cool shit only for the Duffers to sweep in, say they can't do that cause they want it for s5 instead leading them to come up with new shit.It's easily the best thing to come out of the franchise since s1 and the guy who plays Henry gives the best performance in the franchise.
Cancel the card bro the archives don’t delete the image, the wandering jeets are everywhere you don’t want that headache.
>>217076336>actually name the Stacy Stacy Was the lead basketball jock named Chad?
anons bank details are still available on archive.4plebs if anyone wishes
>>217076262They could play father and daughter in a movie like the road
>>217076362>OwensOwens passed away in a terrible electrical fire while visiting his sister in Israel. There were no survivors.>DmitriAfter becoming disillusioned with his government Dmitri began studying political theory and founded a fanatic National Socialist cell outside of Moscow. He lives in Russia recruiting youths and spreading theory to this day.>YuriYuri continued to deal in dirty deeds for years until he was contracted by an associate of Jeffrey Epstein. Disgusted by the face of true evil, he lead a suicide bombing on Rothschild Island in what was widely described as: "the most antisemitic event in history." Somehow, he survived and now lives comfortably in a small cabin in the Russian countryside, enjoying his golden years.>CallahanCallahan was transferred to another precinct following public outcry after he shot and killed a black robber outside of Melvald's General Store. Following a stellar career performance, he later moved back to Hawkins and made a successful bid for sheriff where he serves until this day.> Powell Was shot dead by Officer Callahan after being mistaken for a robber outside of Melvald's General Store.>KeithKeith was imprisoned for twelve years for corruption of a minor who frequented the video arcade. He was released after three for good behavior after saving a prison guard from a stabbing during a riot. After discovering the age of consent in Indiana is 16, he and the minor are now going steady. He plans to propose over Christmas.>Derek's familyDerek's father continues to operate a successful real estate company. After leaving the company to his son, Derek married Holly Wheeler. Tina moved into the Sinclair household with her husband, Josh, after evicting Lucas's family for failure to pay property taxes. Erica maintains it was because she's still mad about the dodgeball incident.
>>217076326Dumbass saved the image in his pictures folder and then misclicked probably.
>>217076284>>217076296>TFW you missed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDxAz-VwDco
>>217076282Yes>tags: TRUE LOVE, FAT BASTARD, HANDHOLDING, EYECONTACT, MARRIAGE NIGHT
>>217076284>>217076296>>217076320>>217076425>card already maxed limityikes
Everyone hates the giant spider from wild wild west. No one hates the giant spider from stranger things.
Derek will get skinny in Season 3 of Stranger Things — The Next Generation.
why is the mindflayer in the upside down in season 2 and not the abyss
I posted my idea for an alternate anthology season 2 in a previous thread days ago and only got one (You)I thought it was pretty good...
>>217076226That's because they're both nepo babies and they've begun to experience generic drift.
>>217076157I see them like every week or every other week. I play D&D with them and we also hang out online every other day or so.
>>217076449Some anon probably just tried to cash out by buying a credit-limiting prepaid visa with the card kek
>>217076487Nothing wrong with nepobabies if they can act
>>217076449Wonder how many Holly sex dolls got ordered
>>217076241Why did you post your credit card information?
>>217076449Somebody got that insta monero payday
>>217076171NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I'm so fucked up
>>217076567You think Lucas… in the hospital… y’know…
>>217076524>$3600 limit0, give or take.
>>217076158>What happens to Joyce?She lives with Will during his hospice stay and appears in the end. This will be the mama closure Eleven wanted since s2
>>217076205>Duffer Brothers sayMan, they really should have made S5 good instead of saying this and that off season, what a joke.
1989... I am forgotten...
>>217076188>picrelWhat's funny is that the CGI in stranger things was so bad that you just have to apply an orange film onto that image of In The End to make it look exactly the same. It's like that Breaking Bad Mexico meme but x100
>>217076380I reported it on the archive so hopefully they delete it. He should just request another temporary card, though
does the play actually explain anything?
>>217076642woah we got a real Will over here
The mindflayer just wanted someplace cold with earth-like atmosphere
>>217076642Yeah dispute any charges, report stolen, change the card. Sucks to suck but that’s the price of being a dumbass.
is dis right
So Eddie is still considered a satanic murderer, the evil government bitch got off scott free and El just ghosts her father and boyfriend?
>>217076698The upside down is the wormhole
>>217076698Outside space is more abyss right?
>>217076698I don't know, I lost track of the lore during this season.
>>217076477Couldn't afford the rent in The Abyss
>>217076157Don’t know why everyone thinks they won’t see each other again. These aren’t just normal adults moving on in life, they quite literally fought an intergalactic demon together. They are never going to be able to bond with others the same way they did with each. Yeah sure, maybe it won’t happen once a month but to say they’ll never see each other again is quite ridiculous.
>>217076657Another thing they fucked up.>doesn't like the heat>for some reason kay's tentacle thing is more active in the heat
>>217076477That’s his shadow.
>>217076732>lore>this seasonNon-existant. Season 5 was like a shitty fanfic that poorly utilized lore, except the actual fanfics for Season 5 were a gorillion times better than whatever the fuck we got from the official writers.
>>217076398She said in an interview that she has a crush on him kek
>>217076398would both honestly
>>217076726no it's space, you see steve's car float out of the upside down
>>217076761Got some fanfic recommendations?
>>217076485Repost. I was trying to think of how to improve season two the other day while doing a watch through with the wife. So far, I've got: > Scrap the sister stuff entirely > Move the beginning of episode 2 (Eleven in the Upside Down) to the beginning of episode 1 (replacing the bank heist) and have it end with Eleven being chased by a Demogorgon as she reaches the gate, making it ambiguous if she escaped until the end reveal that she lives with Hopper. > Have Eleven rejoin the cast earlier.> Have Mike and Eleven split off from the oarty to go meet her Mom together > Scrap the Dig Dug scene and instead have Max stumble across Dustin and Steve and tag along refusing to leave because she's stubborn and begrudgingly accepted because Dustin has a crush on her and Steve's trying to help him out (keeping the love triangle teased between her, Dustin, and Lucas for longer.)> Have Lucas be the one that accompanies Will to the lab> Have Will have an out of body experience and ve trying to communicate with everyone through the lights while hes possessed and possessed Will be staring at him creepily from time to time when he makes progress > Have possessed Will be more of a menace when other characters aren't looking
>>217076784Wtf is the abyss then, isn’t that just space?
>>217076376Honestly this makes so much more sense. They probably accepted the fact that they wrote themselves into a corner and only gave the characters an ending. Literally confirmed this when they were asked about several plotholes in the finale. There was also a writers strike at some point, which may help understanding the sudden decline in writing. Their ghost writers for s1-3 seem to be different than the ones for this season.
>>217076761>like a shitty fanficThey even dropped in Linda Hamilton for no reason.
>>217076521I disagree with the concept on a fundamental level and reject all of them
>>217076763they'll be dating in less than 10 years
Steve and Robin have more sexual chemistry than anyone else. I've seen women on Instagram sharing clips of them with the caption "when your soul mate isnt your lover".
>>217076700Yes, best part is how the Hellfire Club is still considered satanic shit, Dustin just keeps wearing shirts about it and no one bats an eye in the oh so open minded late 80s small American town
>>217076284>>217076296What the hell did they mean to post that they posted their credit card?
>>217076784Should actually be nothing at all since the whole point of the wormhole is to penetrate through the fabric of space time.
>>217076629Dang. The guy still looks just slightly out of place but the background is 100% on point
>>217076813It's another planet, retardo boy. Stop watching while on your phone.
>>217076655Happened to me once and Anons were bros about it
>>217076854>planetActually it's meant to be a whole other dimension. Or it was before the retcon.
>>217076854Where do planets reside?
>>217076698The Abyss is stupid it should just be the Upside Down
>>217076592>mike stays a virgin even in the spin off
Did someone just randomly post their credit card info? Lol what did the post itself say?
>>217076698The wormhole is the upside down. The upside down is the bridge between Earth and the Abyss.>tf is this outside space?It's either just regular space between planets or its some kind of mysterious space between dimensions
>>217076629Doesnt help that the atmosphere and design of the abyss is dogshitIt's so unimposing and non-hostileNo wonder the mindflayer was so upsetHis homeland fucking sucks dick
>Duffer Brothers share their favourite 2 fan theories:>1. Mike had invented this entire story to cope with Will's death because he actually did die back in Season 1.>2. Eleven (11) + Kali/Eight (8) + Henry/One (1) will team up to defeat MF.
>>217076761GIVE us mileven happy endings now!
>>217076815The writers strike agent affect it at all since they had like two years before and after it to work on it
>>217076932>Most defining character trait is “likes cold”>Lives on a desert planetTruly global warming is the real evil.
Will made me question my sexuality when I was a kid.
>someday we will get a stranger things remakegrim
>>217076939>Eleven (11) + Kali/Eight (8) + Henry/One (1) will team up to defeat MF.because they needed to roll a 20 in dnd. goated theory desu
>>217076698NoThere is no "hellscape"That's just a word dustin used once to say this place sucks. It's like him saying "lets blow this popsicle stand"
I believe.
>>217076830I HATE when women say stupid shit like this. Real life translation: >I love everything you do for me but im not sexually attracted to youAlmost as soul crushing as >im not looking for a relationship right nowThe "with you" is silent.
>>217076732I think the writers did, too.Think I'll just refer to my previous post about the "boss fight":>>217076222>It did however remind me of some tabletop RPG sessions I've had, where the game has gone on for too long and the DM and the players are just too damn tired to keep track of things anymore and everyone starts taking shortcuts with the rules and storytelling, just to get the session/campaign wrapped up.
>>217076893I'd like the Abyss way more if we got to BE IN IT way more.
>>217076918Why this there a hellscape Hawkin's mirror? It makes no sense, anon. The whole wormhole idea is just some poorly thought-out nonsense. That fucking wall was not there in previous seasons.
>>217076991Sure but where was the popsicle stand exactly?
>>217076850Masked out the guy and made the overlay on him a little lesser. Perfect for propagation now.
>>217076763Well obviouslyHe's attractive and she spent the most time with him on set than anyone else in the cast except maybe sadie
>>217076586Anon he robbed her of her belongings before the ambulance even arrived
>>217076158>Steve (and his 11 nuggetsI'm already fucking locked in bro
>>217076282Nope. Derek got friendzoned and Holly canonically got with Josh.
>>217076879We don't really know. They kids call it a plane due D&D terminology but that means it can be another planet or another planet in a different dimension. It somehow has breathable atmosphere, earth gravity and temperate climate.
>>217076939>Mike had invented this entire story to cope with Will's death because he actually did die back in Season 1.Mike head canons his dead 11 year old friend as being constantly miserable and in love with him before going off to slut it up n bars. Bit weird innit.
>>217077087Cope
>>217076854And humanity decided instead of EXPLORING THE NEW PLANET after destroying the forces of Evil, we should just cut ourselves off from all chances of exploring THE NEW PLANET.
>>217076794I like most of these.Post ideas for the anthology series that should have existed>mystery thriller following a detective duo investigating STRANGER THINGSESQUE murders in 1980s chicago.>older cop is a classic grizzled old cynical dude who has been a detective for too long. Has some vices, but also breaks the mold a bit and isnt cookie cutter archetype of a drunkfag>young cop, who is his partner, is a newly promoted detective who is on his first murder case. He comes from Hawkins Indiana. Talks about it slightly and how he moved out because "nothing ever happens." This is the only "fan service" to the first season and has no bearing on the plot>murderer is an escaped psychic from brenner's program who has delusions of grandure and a slight god-complex. Let's say, 004.>(slight running gag over the course of the anthology is that these experiments keep fucking escaping because they have superpowers)>his powers are different from eleven. Perhaps he cant do telekenisis type shit beyond lightly moving stuff, but is extremely adept at reading minds. Can see into people's memories, etc. The visuals for this is him directly entering them and walking around to study them>he reads minds to kill people who he deems guilty of crimes they got away with. He only kills them if he has no way of producing proof of their crimes so they can face justice via "proper" channels, thus making him somewhat morally grey as he tries to get them to face justice first, and only murders them if this proves too difficult.>but this evolves into him being increasingly less concerned with the "proper channels" part as he ends up finding it easier to dish out justice himself>his murders involve some form of superpowers that causes the scene to look STRANGER, but I'm unsure of what that could be. Perhaps he melts their brain my forcing them to remember every single thing in their lives all at once?>perhaps he can even alter their memories and "haunt" them the way vecna was in s4
>>217077044Ik I just think its funny because hes like 37. For some reason teen girls LOVE British accents.
>>217077090>duffers>the abyss is dimension xThough I'm sure they might have changed their mind since that interview 2 weeks ago.
>>217077121>season slowly shifts from being from the perspective of the detectives to from the perspective of the killer. Infact we start out not knowing who the killer is, but see him actively help the police with a case by providing evidence he found by meddling in other's brains. So the reveal a few episodes into the season is a slight twist, but those paying attention could have seen it coming>some more complexity can come from the fact that memories are imperfect often and can change over time. Thus, 004 is never completely sure from memories alone what the truth is. He acts anyways.>more complexity as the detective's backstories are revealed via 004 entering their memories lightly to probe for their vices>old copper is probably a formerly corrupt cop who took lots of deals and whatnot. Young copper is a HOTHEAT who was abusive to his younger siblings, thus pissing off 004 and reminding him of his own abuse>the purpose of this is to slowly shift the audience backing to the killer over the course of the season>season finale is 004 having to decide whether or not to kill the detectives so he could keep on being a vigilante, slightly compromising his own morals for what he considers to be the greater good, as they each have done bad things but not things he would deem worthy of death>Perhaps the season ends without the audience knowing what he chose to do>side plot with 004 running/hiding from hawkin's lab agents who arrive after learning about the STRANGER killings in chicago>sequel hook (for different characters in a future season) all of the killings 004 make are weakening the divide between chicago and the upsidedown. Which is a proper dark version of earth. The building are there because theyre created when gates are opened and the upside down is trying to mirror whats on the rightside up structurallyRate it
>>217076977I’d watch it if eleven gets her life back using creative mind murder techniques
>>217076848Visually, the scene of Steve's car makes it look like the car has drifted into outer space since it moves inertially with no gravity or resistance, but you're right in that in theory it wouldn’t actually be “space” in the normal sense>>217076879>>217076888>Matt Duffer: I mean, it is technically another planetDon't blame me for the Duffers storytelling
>>217077034>add anti-soul gas>still looks better than the ST shotsYou can't make this shit up.
>>217077087Derek bros... not like this...
>>217077125They agematch
Did I dream about Hopper having done 37 crawls before the S5 ones? Because if I didn't fuck them, are you saying that he went all around the fucking place and didn't see the huge ass infinite wall once?
>>217077090What does Henry breathe if the atmosphere doesn’t have oxygen
>Anthology format>Use adult characters instead of kidsEveryone’s mad in that timeline and S3 goes back to Hawkins.
so dis
>>217077125The idea that the base human instinct aligns with social moorings is nothing but a fallacy. Illegal and immoral, but unnatural.
>>217077028>Why this there a hellscape Hawkin's mirror?This was always mysterious nonsense, but the wormhole explanation isn't too bad. The wormhole space is like a mashup of the two dimensions its connecting. Half Hawkins and half Abyss.>That fucking wall was not there in previous seasons.They barely explored the upside down in previous seasons. Hell, they were mapping the place this season and still never found the wall except by accident.
>the shitskin is back at it againLmao
>>217077190yes
>>217077226>The wormhole space is like a mashup of the two dimensions its connecting. Half Hawkins and half AbyssNo it's not. The Abyss has it own "upside down" acting as "ceiling" on the wormhole.
>>217076171kek holy shit
>>217076592>hospice staykek Jewflix don't have the balls for that
>>217077226That might work, anon, if they didn't show Holly falling right out of the abyss after entering the rip. Therefore there is no upside of the abyss, so it makes no sense. >They barely explored the upside down in previous seasonsThere are many wideshots where the wall would be visible. Then you have this >>217077181It just makes no fucking sense. The Duffers just threw it in there and put no real thought into it. Why? Why was it so important for it to be muh science instead of El creating the rip as was the lore in S1-S4? Who knows. Probably to set up their retarded spin-off.
So what monsters do you think are in The Abyss?This thing?
>>217077208Simplify this, Grok.
I just sneezed and farted at the same time
>>217076158You're completely right about everything except that Netflix will probably announce production in 2 years once their bank accounts get dry after Stranger Things is no longer merchandisable. You can't sell hype merch on a concluded show, and I've seen bullshit like Stranger Things ramen kits that banked on the hype making you blindly purchase them.All the Stranger Things merch and brand deals really lined their pockets like no other show, and that Warner Bros. deal probably took a lot of money out of them. They're going to need another cash cow, and soon.
>>217077343>There are many wideshots where the wall would be visibleIt's dark and... just shup up, chud!
I thought El was going to enter Mike’s mind and stay there in his waterfall dream.
>>217076162Is it anatomically possible ?
>>217077343>Why was it so important for it to be muh science instead of El creating the ripBecause it's yet another season of "close the gate to keep the mindflayer out".We've seen how temporary that is in the past, so they had to jazz it up to make it feel more permanent.
S3 gives me the same vibes as this movie
>>217077355Post-pubescent people are attracted each other. What one finds attractive varies, but the idea of 'too old for me' is dumb.
Dont mind meJust posting a video of my retarded /k/fu racking back the handle of an m16 as if it were a slide
>>217077376I think they're banking on One Piece, given the shitty merch coming out for season 2
The cartoon spinoff will do well and from there it’s an expanded universe extravaganza.
>>217077413Phoebe my beloved
>>217077404>more permanent Except not because now muh science can just make another wormhole. Shit's going to turn into stargate or sliders now.
>>217077028because they ripped off a bunch of other media for this show including Silent Hill
>Go into this willing to suspend my disbelief for obvious reasons>There's only two prominent black characters in it>They're both geniuses>One of the two blacks gets with the whitest person on the planet, but everyone is cool with it>In small town 1980s America>Except Billy because he's based>There's one fag and two dykes in the entire place, but everyone is cool with it>In small town 1980s America with an AIDS epidemic running rampantNot sure I could have willfully suspended for another season bros.
>>217077424What's wrong with that? We don't have niggers in my country so we don't need guns.
>>217077424lol, didn't notice thathow are people still so ignorant about guns these days?
>>217077425One Piece and Wednesday. Plus all the IPs from the merger if it goes through.
>>217077456I want to see them EXPLORE THE NEW PLANET.
>>217077402If will is able to deliberately target body parts with his powers, yes. But it would probably require more dexterity than he's capable of exhibiting. If he had more time to hone his powers and train them, he could probably reach the point where he could TT henry, but henry would probably be fighting back and untwisting it in real time
>>217077424>t.noguns
>>217077459Holly having a crush on the only other black kid was the final straw for me
>>217077468that thing on top of the gun is a handle, it's not a slide
>>217077376The fake merch I’ve see made by scammers looks better than the real stuff. Netflix niggers should’ve called up George Lucas for tips.
This is the bitch you lust about. She wanted to ruin the world.
I really liked the small town gritty feel of S1.
>>217077459>There's only two prominent black characters in it>They're both geniusesLucas and Erica are not geniuses.
Time for Stranger Things 90s where the kids relate everything to Pokemon.
>>217077502Somehow I never noticed that. Would have dropped it there and then.
>>217077468That's not how that specific gun worksThe top of it is an iron sight that acts as a handle to carry it around like a briefcase. The actual "slide" is further back and lower on the gun and is a lever that's pulled back. But when the gun is empty it's automatically locked back until you reload, then you just hit a button to unlock it and it slides into place without you haveing to do anything elseBasically they didn't know what they were doing
>>217077424Maybe she was just adjusting the damn gun's position in a weird way?
>>217077459It's not everyone in the town though, it's a single friend group and a two of their parents. This might be hard for you to understand, but people that have a black or gay friend are probably not bigots or friends with people who are. Because you yourself are racist, you get excluded from groups like this, so maybe you don't believe they even exist at all?
>>217077538Characters aren’t their actors. She is merely a medium to express the character.
j*wish fantasies are not canon btw
>>217077424she's holding the handle while she operates the bolt catch with her thumb (for some reason)
>>217077536Reminds me of that dude who was remaking those GTA games on his own so Take2 (Jewish) shit themselves and immediately sent him cease and desists while they put out their own complete dogshit remakes/remasters/whatever.
>>217077499what is that
>>217077550the show was much better when it was from the perspective of mostly kids, a few teenagers and 2 adults. >>217077574the editors specifically put in a cocking sound effect in time with her making that motion
>>217077499What are you saying with this?
>Vecna supposedly has a gorillion Demoniggers at his disposal>said Demos are broken as shit and travel between real world and upside down in a jiffy>doesn't send like 100 of them all at once to wreck everyone and start his planRealistically speaking, the military mostly sucks ass and El is one kid with mid tier powers. Gimme the skills of the tentacled nigga and I would do a much better job
>>217077499>>217077424Everyone knows you’re supposed to pull the forward assist when you reload.
>>217077028This. The wall also was missing in the finale. When they are in the upside down on top of the radio tower, it is nowhere to be seen in the distance in any direction, and one of them even comments on how it's a nice view up there.
>>217077121>>217077146This isnt an entry of an anthology, but a glorified spin off, you have to tell a story VASTLY different like what american horror story was doing but without the shit writing
>>217077625this has become a reddit complaint
>>217077555I prefer 2000s with Lost and Firefly
>>217077634Do you know what an anthology is??
>>217076336ugly ass jewish nepobaby, Sadie knew
>>217077499She's definitely not hitting that.
>>217077611Someone else said she put her thumb on the bolt catch while she grabbed the handle with her other four fingers.
>>217077611Can’t keep up the Spielberg wonder of childhood vibes forever, same thing happened to Harry Potter. Stranger Things works best through the eyes of children.
>>217077639Reddit-coded post
>>217077538still would
>>217077496But in real life with your actual hands, can you actually twist a "testicle canal" (I don't know the actual medical terminology lol) inthis way ?
>>217077538Yeah, ruining the world is HIS job.
>>217077550>I really liked the small town gritty feel of S1.that's because that's all there was ever supposed to be
>>217077662It's possible her thumb by itself was on it. Rewatching the clip, I can barely make out what might be her finger on it.
DJ KALI
Season 1 is the show, the rest is supplemental material. Fun, flawed, inessential.
>>217077744This. The rest is literally fanfiction.
>>217077654>ugly ass jewish nepobabyExplain
>>217077589It might be to save time. She's using the upper holding handle to get the gun positioned more the direction she wants, while using her thumb to operate the bolt catch.2 motions simultaneously.Honestly they should have just filmed that shot in slow-mo and closer to the gun.
>>217076110Anybody else wanna get into DnD now? I'm thinking of making a character and doing a meet up with other people to do a campaign
>>217077639Sending 1 or 2 that get rekt once or twice is fine, any more times than that is being retarded. Surprise, the only time he actually sends a decent amount is the one time he would have killed the entire cast
>>217077744They didn’t even really want to change the dramatic crescendo of their initial idea. In the end it was always season 1.
>>217077685Have you not heard of testicular torsion?It's a real thing and it CAN happen to you it's unlikely to happen to you unless you engage in things like extreme sports regularly. Probably...
>>217077787I don't see it either. She's got RED hair which screams Irish.
>>217077785>>217077729Thats very deep
>>217077801I don't have friends to play D&D with, otherwise I'd love to do it.
Best incest pairing in the show
>>217077801Can DnD be done via FaceTime-type stuff?
Realistically, only Dustin, Lucas, Steve, and maybe Nancy would have survived. Dustin and Lucas are smart and normal. Steve is king, the fake fall death is sad angsty writing. He would never let himself be in that situation because he has a mission to protect until the very end.I definetely see Will dying first by missing the first steps of the stairs of the tower.Hopper shouldve seen the military ambush coming, he wouldve used his suicide vest, DEFINETLY after eleven shows them she wants to sacrifice herself… Mike ditto. After everythings said and done, he rejoins Eleven in their waterfall dream and leaves the physical world…Murray and Jonathan shouldve never existed as characters in the first place. They shouldve used Argyle in Hawkins as a rebound for Nancy after Steve, for her to realise that she should go back to him etc. Robin could easily replace creepy Santa’s deliveries, as we have seen in past seasons she is well versed in multiple job areas. Furthermore she is a polygloth so its not that farfetched for her to have learned Russian for the season 3/4 plot. Im sure she could replace Eddie’s plotline and juggle smuggling, Russian, estrogen ice cream and being Hawkin High’s dungeon master.She dies in a meaningful selfsacrifice, so that Dustin may have additional character development, AND to have a definitive end for the UD ‘campaign’, as she, the DM, can’t physically return.Max is one of the only characters with a decent actor so I can see why they let the whole blind and broken thing slide but the rest shouldve 100% been dead
>https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangerThings/comments/1q25dz4/finale_rant_and_kind_of_disappointed_with_the/Reddit is not having it with these interviews, Dufflersisters, our response?
>>217077801Can’t be that vulnerable with others but I’d love to play a tabletop as a game enjoyer.
Its wild when you read what Hunter Echo (20) said MBB (16) was doing
>>217077801Been there done that. Got boring pretty fast, and getting people to meet up even 1-2 times a month consistently when they have kids, wives/gfs, and work demanding their time and energy was basically impossible.
>>217077787As in she's an ugly ass jewish nepobabyand she also looks like ayylmao
>>217077860My buddies and I have done it. Kinda sucks though
>>217076398is this guy john malcovichs son
>>217077860Yes. We did it remote over Discord and Roll20/Tabletop Sim sometimes. Not ideal, but doable.
Murray was based btw
>>217077910>>217077890Makes you wonder if there's a way to rig up AI to act as players.
>>217077932The karate moment was a bit self indulgent but I liked him enough by that point to roll with it. Shame he was underutilized in S5.
>>217077744
>>217077890>Got boring pretty fastIn a perfect world it would ONLY ever get boring, but most of the time there's some person playing that tries to be the main character or make everything about them and their story. It pisses you off and makes you quit the campaign you were invested in.One time the DM and a player were close and he gave her like 100% of the time to develop her character's story while the rest of the group were side characters. Literal missions tailored to her character's story with characters only she would know and have meaningful interactions with.It fucking sucked.
>>217077601bolt catch lever, she ran out of ammo, the bolt is caught on that lever in the rearward position, she puts in a new magazine and presses bolt release to chamber a round>>217077612saying that you have no guns>>217077662she is very obviously hitting that with her thumb in a way that I'd expect an inexperienced user in 1980's to do that, only modern high speed tactical larperators would do it with the thumb of their left hand right after putting in a new magsome people slap the side of their rifle after reloading, some pull out a mallet and beat it, there's no right way to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yguC1PShMXA
>>217076991Now they're seeing popsicles in the Upside Down? I understand that would help keep the Mind Flayer cool, but how do the delivery logistics even work on that? Is Lynx involved? It's that why they were in season 3?
>>217077970Worse than that are two pedantic guys who just want to argue about the exact meaning and application of every single rule while trying to stretch what they are allowed to do on any given turn.
Why do you retards think the military just let them go immediately? There was an 18 month jump, maybe they kept them for 3 months trying to gather info about Eleven or Kali or whatever. Is that enough for your ACKCHYUALLY obese fucking ass?
>>217077932> WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, MURRAY ?>CRASHING THIS PLANE...WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>217076610Lonnie and /tv/ go a long way back
>>217077315And then they renew the season so that El can put on her wetsuit on one last time, because Joyce reveals Dahmer to be behind it all.She will need to consult with Ed gein a la netflix in order to finish Dahmer
>>217077014Imagine if they had just made one season per year and wrapped it up with the last season coming out during COVID? I'm sure it would've still gotten bad by then but it would've been a lot better than doing it now in 2026.
>>217078043Anon people are going to take issue with a notable antagonistic force with a new face not being dealt with and vanishing with no explanation. Sorry.
>>217077894>nepobabyAnon?
>>217076698>puts rightside up upside downyou had one fucking job
>>217077894Looks cute. What's the issue?
>>217077034Yeah, if I was seeing this for the first time I probably wouldn't even know that wasn't from the show
>>217077801Play Delta Green instead, hell, ST itself is good fodder for it.
>>217077970Heard one issue is not letting people play as a lot of non-human characters. Many games don't like using "furry" types like Dragonborn.
>Was there ever a scene in the 18 months after Season 4 when Hopper and Joyce realized that Henry Creel, aka Vecna, was the kid they went to high school with?>Ross Duffer: Yeah, I’m sure there was. We had a walk a fine line with the play — we don’t want to frustrate, because so much of our audience is unable to see it. To have them start talking about it would have been confusing in the context of someone who hasn’t seen the play. But I’m sure they did have that conversation.
>>217078039Fucking exactly. I remember in highschool when Stranger Things was still big, I was in the DnD club and so many fucking tourists joined at the start of the year, and then they all left after the first month. A bunch of campaigns all started and ended without any resolution because all the DMs didn't have enough players to play with.It became a mass migration to other DMs campaigns that were already past the starting phase which fucked them over.I'd go out to some DnD clubs again, but consdering the Finale of Stranger Things just came out I bet that same fucking thing is happening nation wide now.I'm going to wait a year after everyone filters out until I seriously consider going to a club.
>>217078107Stacey: played by Sydney Bullock
>>217078055Movie title?
>>217077894Did the actress reject you or something?
>>217078140Wish I screenshotted all those schizos posts a few weeks back saying how joyce hopper and henry in the past would play a major role in the final episode kek
>>217078079>Kids are still somewhat young>Writers still have the story fresh in their minds>Don't have 5+ years of audience theories and HYPE to force you to flanderize your characters and your writing in order to pander to social media
>>217078083Here you go, brohttps://collider.com/stranger-things-5-series-finale-explained-duffer-brothers-spoiler-interview/>What happened with the military after blowing up the Upside Down?>ROSS DUFFER: In that 18-month gap? I suppose there's not much else to do. You can't explore this other dimension. There's no Eleven to chase anymore because she's gone. So, my guess is they just sort of slowly dismantled operations and left town.
>>217078140I don't know why they even referenced the stupid play at all. It should have been non-canon.
>>217078186Sorry, stuttering word of God after the fact isn’t enough to deflect criticism. Especially when the answer is admitting they didn’t think of that.
>>217078186>I suppose there's not much else to do. You can't explore this other dimension. There's no Eleven to chase anymore because she's gone. So, my guess is they just sort of slowly dismantled operations and left town.
>picrel walks up and slaps your gfs asswyd?
>>217078226He wouldnt do thatMy gf isnt a hag
>>217078165>shares a name with a famous actress>THEY’RE RELATED!Are you retarded?
>>217078186>ROSS DUFFER: In that 18-month gap? I suppose there's not much else to do. You can't explore this other dimension. There's no Eleven to chase anymore because she's gone. So, my guess is they just sort of slowly dismantled operations and left town.Okay, I genuinely believe Netflix hired a private military to torture them until they wrote a S5 script to start filming. They don't even seem to know what the fuck happened in their own show.
>>217078209Why did they even make some cringe play at all?
>>217078186>I suppose they just did a 360 turn and walked awayBravo Fluffer.
>>217078173Lamb
Is this true
>>217078186>So, my guess is they just sort of slowly dismantled operations and left townHis GUESS? He makes the fucking story, he's not guessing, this is literally coming from the maker of the show. What an asshole of a writer.
The Duffer Sisters
>>217078265Probably wanted to fuck the woman that wrote it and let her have a small stage play release of her Henry fanfic for the "I can fix him" types.
>>217076110> Meanwhile in real lifeCocaine party incoming
>>217078142I definitely can't do DnD. Not till I retire, lol. Too many work hours.
>>217076999..man..
>>217078226slap his gyno tits and squeeze out some moomoo for later
demogorgon left the chat
>>217078301More like ozempic and chill
>>217077550It's perhaps one of the last shows that tried to show real people in real life. You never see middle class people in the Midwest anymore
>>217078301Vickie and Robin did MOUNTAINS of cocaine.
>>217078350Now it's working-class types?
>>217078301Charlie and Nat look like they're barely hanging on with withdrawal.
delightful dipshit derek is also a gay (because he got diddled by vecna) he’s just too young for anyone to realize it yet
>>217077550S1 was just in a class of it's own.
>>217078278Now post the dollar amount to produce each scene.CGI is expensive.
>>217076999Kino
>>217078357that sounds like a lot fun. drugs are fun
>>217078409At least they are happy now
>>217078481Jonathan hates manspreading
>>217078408Now it's just nepo babies who live in L.A. Everything does that now. Smile 2, Him, Freaky Friday 2. Regular people are like aliens to Hollywood types
>>217077862Cant say I didn’t like eddie but he was an unneccesary character I think that robin should have stayed normal and get some of his character attributesJonathans shouldve just faked his death in Lenora during one of his weed crisises bcs no one really cared for him anyways
>>217076999AI went too far by unbogging Millie
Absolutely KINO credits song (way better than that Prince garbage)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FId4BpMx0
>>217076157Who here even has friends?
>>217078529Jonathan, Joyce and Mike become non-characters after season 2
>>217078531It was a kindness.
why don’t the military execute all civilians once the upside down world collapsed?
>>217078531El’s allergies got better in iceland.
Hey credit card anon, thank for the Base Set Charizard :)
>>217078265the play was made to iron out Hanry's backstory and establish that the mind flayer was in fact the main bad
>>217076157Lol @ the meltdown in the general yesterday when all the friendless incels said having lifelong friends is impossible and a plothole
>>217076999Doesn't look like her at all. Try again, Deepak.
>>217078592what third world dictatorship are you from that military executing citizens is normal
>>217078569Purple Rain is a way better record than Heroes, in fact the only really good part Heroes is Fripp's guitar work on it.
>>217076157>Who here even sees their friends once a month?I make time for my friends all the time and I'm 34
>>217078648Heroes is super overused in media these days, so lame they went with it. Although Prince was highly misused in the episode I feel.
>>217078645tbf they were kidnapping women, forcibly impregnating them, as well as experimenting on children
>>217078684purple rain is a top tier song, but it didnt vibesmatch
>>217077589I had to freeze frame it to notice that, its really a poor visual choice as everyone who watched at full speed thinks she made the bolt slide forward by fiddling with the carrying handle somehow>>217077798If she wanted to save time she could have done what literally every person whose ever used an M16/AR15 intuitively knows to do just slap it on the side with your free hand
>>217078645retard
Despite everything, the title sequence was amazing and always managed to hit me with some nostalgic feeling of being in Miami in the 80's.
>My nigga Ted thought he'd finally have peace with Nancy and Mike moving out and could practice his swing every night>at least 5 more years of feeding other people's kids>now one of them is obese
>>217078697none of it can be proven, the only outside witness was another govt experiment who legally didn't exist who died in a parallel dimension. Hopper was told about it but also didn't see it himself.i can accept narratively that the town more or less agreed to just move on and not make a fuss about it if the military agreed to fuck off and let them go back to normal but i'm sure the doobie brothers have a more retarded "uh well i guess" type explanation.
Not one mention of Barbara or that nice Russian guy who died.
>>217076241Indian poo come over here. :p
Rolled a 7.
>>217078782>5 more years of housing Josh orgies while Derek just watches and eats all your foodBrutal
>>217077862>scooping free estrogen ice creamExplains the season 4 events and perhaps even the finale. Everyone is drugged with cow hormone.
>>217078186Except in their retcon, the military created the whole thing so they can must make another one.
>>217078725>>217078684Yeah "Prince" didn't fit.
Nancy chose the man who takes pictures of her getting changed from a bush
>>217076698How is it possible to be so stupid that even the extensive "explained for babbies" exposition scenes in Stranger Things didn't work on you
>>217078656Best new character, dude was absolutely delightful.
>>217078725Let's Go Crazy for the escape and Doves Cry for the explosion would have worked. but it's not THE Purple Rain so they'd never go for it.
This is the same shit that happened at the end of Vol. 1. It was mediocre as shit, but the ending was all that most people can remember because they have zero attention span so they think the whole thing was good. As the epilogue was emotional (and it worked, except for most of the awkward rooftop scene between the "teens"), people overlook how diabolically bad the final battle was.
>>217078828Put more effort into retarded shit like this than actually writing the story >>217078186I hate modern writers.
>>217078828There’s also a 4 on the page peeking out of the game book.4+7=11
>>217078734Yeah they should have filmed it way better. Filmed the gun's side up-close, so there's no ambiguity.
>>217076698No>Abyss/Dimension X>Upside Down Abyss/Dimension X (the "ceiling" of the Upside Down)>Upside Down Hawkins>HawkinsThe "hellscape" is the place where Henry first goes after Eleven opens a gate at Hawkins Lab, where he gets zapped and burned, I think that's just some parallel dimension
>>217078436Derek is so powerful he turned the mindflayer gay instead when that shit happened
>>217079026There IS no upside down of the abyss.
>>217078186So what did they mean when they said ‘if El were to be alive, she could never contact her friends or family because they would be watching continously’?
>>217077120Bitch they killed one fucking spider.That hardly ensures the entire planet was cleansed of evil.
>>217078656>knows he's too slow to keep up>yells at the others to save themselves>is willing to sacrifice himself to give them time>Holly is so moved by this she REFUSES to leave him behind>when they get to the cave he saves her from henry by using his sheer mass and titan grip to pull her to safety>tells henry to suck a fat one and flips him off>gets the girl in the end, goes to her brother's graduation with her>hugs Steve after being saved, effectively passing the title of KING down to the new bloodKING DEREK THE DOMINANT
>>217079089They don't mean anything. They are just saying whatever will get them to a different question.
>>217079071There kinda is. It's what those floating rocks and stalactites that came down were.
>>217079123That was the moment she fell for him.
>>217078782His bloodline is secure because Derek is going to marry Holly straight out of highschool and pump out a dozen Aryan grandchildrenNancy is a future catmom and Mike is going to kill himself with alcohol over his lost love
>>217079071Yes there is. It's this.
>>217079071It's the ceiling. As for why it doesn't have it's own gravity, who knows, they probably just wanted a dramatic scene where it looks like Holly is going to fall to her death.
>Mindflayer is hurt by bullets from an assault rifle to the point it physically pains vecna and distracts him in his fight>Meanwhile Demogorons just tank an entire military base firing vehicle mounted machine guns at them
>>217079071based retardyou can see it when holly falls
>>217079157CoolWhy did holly fall through as if there was no gravity if all those rocks are floatingThey didn't plan this shit AT ALL man
>>217079143There is shit floating down below, too, anon. Floating, btw, while small girl plummets. It doesn't make a lick of sense. Strictly speaking, the gravity should be centered in the wormhole. There is no reason Holly should fall if you don't fall from the Hawkins side.
>>217079181The military missed every shotEvery single shotIt's the only explanation
>spin-off set in the 50s aka before "muh civile rights"You just KNOW they will squeeze a nigger as MC that will fight all the FAKIN WHEY PYPPO DEMONS and their oppression.
>>217079169>ceiling>in a wormholeThere is no ceiling.
>>217079239>>217079239>>217079239
>>217079123For me it's the way he laughed when his dad hit the floorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWOYqgrToyk&t=168s
>>217079155so fucking true
>>217079202You're right, and it is retarded, but also the sphere of exotic matter that stabilizes the wormhole is positioned all the way at the bottom, so I can hand-wave away the center of gravity being skewed.Really, they should have just given the cast some other way to spot the Abyss than a falling Holly.
>>217079245someone make non-troll thread please
>>217079232Maybe in a "normal" one. But clearly the gravity only works one way so Abyss is the top and Hawkins is the bottom.
>>217079228Gee I wonder where they got the sudden inspiration for this...
>>217079283Imagine being so pathetic as to make that image lmaoLiterally mindbroken by the canon DerekHolly pairing
>>217079283Derek pls go
>>217079245>>217079239I'm not posting in a jeet thread. That mentally ill browncel will likely hijack the next thread as well. See ya later.
>they really had a whole plotline of nancy and jon having issues over which college they go to only to have nance drop out and become a wagie anyways
>>217079283>>217079345>>217079391
>>217078789the question was>what third world dictatorship are you from that military executing citizens is normaland I'm saying if they are willing to do all of that, they can say they all got in an 'accident'Or, they could arrest them for murdering soldiers and being accessories for murder. Hopper and Nancy shot and killed soldiers, and the rest aided them. After that no one would question why they get disappeared
