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I was watching Crazy, Stupid Love on the plane the other day, and Zosia was in it.
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The cure is for the plurbening is mouse bites
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see you in '27 pluribros
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When does Mike show up?
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>>217082601
How will they retcon more characters into Season 2?
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>>217082906
flashbacks.

I was really hoping this was going to be a one and done season. But I enjoyed it and look forward to season 2.
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>>217082877
Oh you know they're gonna start bringing BB+BCS niggas back, it's gonna be cringe and desperate
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dead show
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>>217082601
damn, whos that
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severance clears this show
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>>217083509
Don't forget the heckin' blue meth is going to show up somewhere as a reference
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>>217083719
things actually progress in severance.
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>>217082877
>waltah
>I'm one with everyone!
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>>217082929
I hope they don't do the Last Man on Earth thing where the cast just start bloating and defeating the show's premise.
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>>217082716
Oh shit, Zosia was House's green-card bride? I thought she looked familiar.
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>>217084014
I like Severance but no they don't lol
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>>217083995
I think it would be funny if they started a shot on it but then it turns out it really is just rock candy.
Yeah it would be hackish but I would still smile.
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I'm allergic to sassy, sarcastic older white women so I stopped it at episode 2, 20 min mark.

>instead of quietly plotting revenge I'll just sass out to the alien zombie assigned to me
I don't care how realistic it is, if I wanted realism I'd go watch true crime videos. I want to be entertained.
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>>217082601
Did that older photo? Or ai?
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>>217084112
Carol is legitimately a terrible protagonist and a terrible person
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>>217084095
yeah, i would freaking plurb myself if that happened!!!
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>>217082601
Just watched it all. Manousos in the finale made it all worthwhile, such a kind-hearted and well-meaning man. He's a shining diamond who puts all of the other submissize low IQ brown thirdies to shame.
Carol is an infurating irrational emotionally unstable alcoholic post-wall infertile dyke, but Rhea plays the role well. I enjoyed it in spite of the woke shit, it is well made.
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Carol was the best television character of the year
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>>217084483
Manousos is a much more endearing character
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>>217084526
in some time even
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>>217085057
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>>217084483
kino how they are using her last remaining eggs against her
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>>217082601
show me dat Pluri Bussy
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I honestly hope Karolina to be catapulted to a protagonist role in the future. She deserves it.
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>>217082601
got damn id like to get a piece of dat
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>>217085466
Ai video dont be fooled anons!
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>>217085487
>>217085466
It was real in my mind.
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>>217085466
free.plurb.use
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>>217085487
It's real, here's another angle to prove you wrong
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>>217085333
No one ever explain why orange has eyes and mouth?
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>>217083719
>clears

You stupid fucking zoomer. Stop trying to make that word happen.
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>>217085466
based on the logic of the show she'd love that
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So all the plurbs sleep in the same room to save energy and all that, right?

When they need to have sex for the purposes of procreation do they just have large fuck rooms designated for sex?

Do they have stud-type males who are impregnating as many women as possible, thus practicing some sort of eugenics, or do they rotate people for equal sex distribution?

Or do they just jerk off into a cup and not bother with the actual act of sex.
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>>217085530
I once touch woman like that on a bus stop but she scream and run away.
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>>217085466
They didn't move like bags of sand.
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>>217085557
you're putting more thought into the plurbs than vince
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>>217085557
Stay tuned for season two. All will be explained by Triple H in a video for Carol and Manousos.
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>>217085557
I don't think the plurbs need to procreate
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>>217085557
They are already starving to death with no renewable food sources, why would they want to procreate?
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seems like the purpose of the plurb virus is to wipe out the dominant species of a planet. since they cannot harm anything they are doomed to die, seems like a great way to prep a planet for an actual invasion.
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>>217085683
A species advanced enough to create the plurb virus, broadcast it across the galaxy and travel millions of light years away would probably not have a lot to gain from invading planets. If its purpose is to wipe out intelligent life, then it’s more likely a weapon of preemptive self-defense: destroy them before they reach the tech level to destroy us. Otherwise I think it’s possible that it was some kind of experiment gone wrong, or the benevolent work of aliens with different enough DNA/anatomy where it wouldn’t interfere with their life cycle.
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>>217085683
Yeah, you can either invade the planet or just leave it alone. Either way it's not a threat to you anymore.

I guess the only downside is that some rival alien civilization could come in first and snatch the planet. The plurb is a slave species and would be subservient to any hostile force.
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>>217085780
I think it might be quite simple, logistically speaking

>observe stars and see which ones might have planets in the habitable zone
>send a transmission to such a star system with the virus information
>if a civilization exists there that can parse the signal, they will self-destruct due to the virus' influence

Essentially you remotely purge any competing alien races, without even getting into an actual conflict and you do it the "humane" way.
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>>217085780
the plurbs said something about the planet the signal came from being a water planet didnt they? perhaps its a planet that suffered a global warming like event.. lol, i could see the whole point being about limiting humanities negative effect on the planet
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>>217085828
I also have read Blindsight
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>>217085812
lol, the chances that there are more than one alien civilization, both at the same level of travel and both here at the same time with sinister intentions.
You dumbshits really did want some Independence Day kind of bullshit scifi action nonsense, didn't you?
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>>217086141
Hey if there are at least two intelligent species just 600 light years apart, chances are good there are quite a few more.
And not everyone is retarded enough to open the intergalactic virus link.
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>look for s01e10 on torrents
>not there
>wtf
>they actually ended the season of nothing the show on a nothingburger
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>>217085595
Is she best actress?
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>>217082601
i know nothing about this show but my friend is raving about it but also he made me watch all of Storage Wars once so I'm here now after watching the first episode.
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>>217082877
Not my call
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>>217085567
But she come back? She can come back.
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>>217086508
What, is the season over?
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>>217085466
h-hot
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>>217082601
just binged it and my only question is why did the rat pretend to be dead
obviously it wanted to spread the alien kissing disease but like why and how did it know to play dead
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>>217087752
As far as we know it was just an asshole
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>>217082791
>not '28
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As many pointed out, the plurbing fits perfectly in the Dark Forest solution for the Ferm paradox.
The virus turns a whole intelligent species into hyper pacifists that won't even exploit the resources of their own planet, it also makes them spread the virus to other planets.
Since the Dark forest explains that the ause of conflict between aliens species is the fact that the universe has limited resources, then turning other alien species into suicidal retards that don't actually consume resources is actually better than supernova bombs and dimensional strikes, since it leaves the resources intact for taking in the future.
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>>217087752
It's either...
>the rats had a rudimentary hivemind and that was their plan
>the virus itself has some rudimentary intelligence since it is really an RNA computer and that's also how it figures out how to adapt to humans
>the virus made just this one rat a lot smarter than a regular rat
>it's a fluke accident

I personally think it's the rat hivemind and that one rat was acting on behalf of all the rats.
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>>217088165
A giant plurb rat that makes all of the rules?
Unbelievable.. But true?
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>>217087752
I am so angry that people got to binge this series. You should have suffered through the filler slop for 9 weeks like the real niggers did.
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>>217088180
>very social
>obsessed with dairy products
>paralyzes when spooked
>only eats food that falls to the ground
The Plurb is rat coded
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>>217082601
So are all episodes going to have gay little intro where characters do some mundane boring shit and don't talk like better call saul or is it just the second episode? 7:30 of shit I could have skipped and not missed a fucking thing. Why this faggot hack always does this?
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>>217088228
It showed the lengths the hivemind goes to in order to manipulate Carol and also introduces a new character.
Yeah, better drop the show now if that kind of story telling annoys you.
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>>217088228
just read a summary of the plot if that's all you care about
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>>217088228
/tv/ will never psychologically recover from Pluribus
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>>217087891
Finally a non retarded post
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I know about the "biological imperative" of plrubing others, but inst' in the plurbs best interest to allow the non-plurbs to reproduce and have immune children in order to have a human custodial acst that can run robot farms to feed the plurbs?
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>>217088305
Yeah, that's why people assume the virus is a weapon designed to disable humanity. The Plurb doesn't behave in their own interest and there is no rational explanation for their self-imposed rules.
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>>217088248
>bro trust me it totally matters
yea I could just seen her land the fucking plane and figure out what they were doing. By the way Carol just blatantly shows you that by holding the book next to her. Nothing warrants these boring gay sequences that that faggot puts in his tv shows.
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>>217088389
You're going to watch every single episode and post in every thread anyways.
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>>217088389
It also showed off the aftermath of the takeover. But yeah, like I said you should probably stop watching.
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>>217088407
>>217088416
I am going to watch, but I am skipping the skip slop
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>>217088478
>Live feed from anon's computer
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Why is a lesbian writing porn for straight women, aren't they difference?
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>>217087752
>>217087768
>>217088180
Dear lord, the retardation found on this web page never ceases to amaze ne.
The rat didn't "play dead". It had a seizure, just like literally anyone else who gets exposed to it, apart from the very few immune guys.
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I will never stop plurbing
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>>217088718
You don't have to subscribe to the mastermind rat theory now, just keep your eyes peeled for a slow-burn reveal
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Admit it, you would be doing exactly what he is doing if you were in his situation, with hopefully better taste in women
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is it gay that i kind of want to kiss her
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>>217088576
I browse /tv/ while the slop scenes play yes
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>>217088764
Girls are gross bro
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>>217086044
You know Earth is a water planet, right?
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>>217088821
So what?
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The Diabate actor said on Instagram that the scene in episode 6 where he says goodbye to Carol outside the hotel in Vegas was the very first scene he shot for the show.

Apparently when he showed up on set, passing tourists would ask who he was because pictures of him were hung up everywhere.
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>>217088761
No I am literally Mano. A crusader, a templar, ret paladin even.
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if they can use Carol's eggs to clone Stem cells, surely they can use the gallons of Diabate's semen they have to do the same, right?
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>>217088877
No because nature is misandrist and put all the important shit in the egg, so eggs can self-stem and sperms cant.
But also I don't get the whole stem cell thing, your eggs don't make YOUR stem cells they make the stem cells for your offspring. If they wanted her stem cells they would need to use her mother's eggs. Or something?
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Seriously though, did the season end?
Is there only 9 episodes, and no finale?
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Reminder that even seemingly altruistic impulsive acts committed by Carol are just the result of ingrained conditioning and she is not actually a good person. Only a pure man like Manousos can ever be good because he has never had to be told to be good by other people, he heard the voice of God and by definition is good because of God and God alone.
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>>217088927
I imagine they'll clone her from the eggs and harvest the cells from the embryo, whic I don't know if it's possible, since eggs only carry half the DNA.
Also, they shouldn't be able to clone and harvest cells from an embryo if they can't even farm or pick up fruit from a tree.
Which leads me to blieve their food restrictions aren't actually about moral pacifism and shit, and more about a sort of self genocide they are commiting, they want to reduce the plurb populatio,.
Probably why they din't care about carol's tantrums killing hundreds of millions of them, but avoided her when she tried to Zosia give up the secret of how to free them.
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>>217084030
>we're all one now waltuh, drink your drink
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>>217088877
I think one of his harem is going to get pregnant and that's how they'll get his stem cells. It'll probably be the blonde plurb Max Reeves.
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You guys are all like
>lol Vince is based about white women
Meanwhile it's obvious without the conversion therapy backstory and eggs, she's literally just Vince.
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>>217089018
Gote is endgame
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>>217089060
>Which leads me to blieve their food restrictions aren't actually about moral pacifism and shit,
It's both. "Moral pacifism" is by its very nature a memetic position of self-extinction and can only function as a parasitic virus, and survives in the same way.
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>>217089143
No she is literally just me____
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Remember when niggas really thought Zosia would somehow disconnect from the hive
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>>217088228
Just stop watching. This isn't for you.
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>>217089242
Fuck Zosia
All my plurbs hate Zosia
We gotegang
We ride we die we bleat
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>>217089242
that's still gonna happen, no one said it'd happen in S1
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>>217082716
Reminds me of the time both Cranston and Dean Norris were on that Pamela Anderson show in the 90's
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My dumb and unnecessary theory is that the hivemind cannot function without these pseudo-ethical doublethink modes. It's like its operating system for interfacing with the human mind and shutting down or neutralizing the self. The virus doesn't literally and directly push the nerves to work and make people move, it has to use the brain, and needs to replace consciousness to do so.
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>>217085555
lil unc mad af fr fr
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>>217089242
that's obviously going to happen
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>>217082791
I'm postponing suicide for S2.
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>>217086207
Okay but why if they plurbed the borg?
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Is Zosia wearing a wig?
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Is Manousos /ourguy/?
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>>217089477
My female coworker said that when Carol started saying "if you loved me you wouldn't do this" that her first reaction was "it's all fake just like that wig she's wearing"
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>>217089558
Manousos is the hero we don't deserve. Every time we spout shit about some balkan, every time we spit at a pole, everytime we call a russian a snownigger or a mexican a wetback because they're not Like Us, They Live in Third World Shitholes Lol Poorfag Brown Retards... Manuosos... he shakes his head in dissapointment with you. We need to be better men.
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>>217089559
Wouldn't Carol notice that during lezzing sessions?
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>>217088742
kek
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Instead of some boring fag train watching, they should have filmed the full sex scene between Carol and Zosia
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>>217090068
Anon Rhea wouldn't be comfortable doing a full lesbian scene because she's straight. Vince doesn't have the persuasion skill of that vie de Adele guy.
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>>217090101
Surprised no one raised a stink over a stright actress playing a lesbian, remember when retards talked shit about that awful Batwomen show because the actress playing batwoman was just Bi and not a full carpet muncher?
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>>217082601
she looks like triple h
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>>217090156
Different audience
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>>217085466
Now do Carol
I love lesbian Kim Wexler
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Reminder Zosia probably failed to wash out all of the cumstains that Diabetus left on her mons pubes during the month that she was not servicing Carol. That's how real the love is <3
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>>217088742
Imagine not believing in the great rat overlord
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>>217087752
rats sleep too yknow
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>>217090156
It's cause all the online lesbians want some piece of that hag too.
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>>217090521
Heh left looks like that comic meme
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>>217089242
She will. Then Carol will try to fuck her and she will be like eww im straight Carol. And Carol will make his surprised shocked hag face.
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>>217089477
when she takes a shower in the airport on her way to ABQ there's a plurb in the bathroom getting a wig set up
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>>217089971
It's funny how the show is actually anticapitalist. The other passive noninfected excluding the girl are all bourgeoisie middle class ethnics from their respective parts of the world. They don't resist the way things have become because white capitalism and jew globalism had already coddled their lives to an unnatural degree, bypassing their self-evolution as a culture for the Great Material Struggle. Unlike Carol, who is white and is part of a race that experienced this progress, capitalism was a foreign virus that had already made those browns and gooks into mindless sheep due to bring out of sync with their development. They would all likely have had Manousos fighting spirit if they had not been rendered inert by a western virus above their level as a race, while he is the carrier of an appropriate level meme virus for his level of race: Catholicism.
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>>217090898
>>217089559
>>217089995
>>217089477
I think her hair was too short for the proper pirate look from the book cover.
The plurbs might have switched it out when her hair grew long enough on its own.
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>>217090898
Yeah I only noticed that today. How come it doesn't look like a wig when she's wearing it though?
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>>217090156
Well, the show is extremely anti-male and anti-white, so that probably makes up for it.
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>>217082601
so.. how did the pluribussi spammer know that the shows final will revolve around pluribussi?
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>>217091079
Because the plurbs used the knowledge of every wig professional on earth to make it look natural
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>>217091284
>gonna fingerblast this stupid nerd in my trailer later
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>>217089558
>gave the hivemind a warning before he triggered a cataclysm
I was literally shouting OUR GUY at the screen. The constant pain from his back injuries must be insane, and he was still willing to save that dumb bitch's phone. He is the salvation that humanity needs.
I wish he became involved earlier and had a larger role in the first season, but it was still a good ride.
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If you need Carol to fight out of morality and not out of selfishness you are no better than the pluribus
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>>217088718
It was just a fluke. Rats are naturally resourceful and cunning, they can absolutely play dead, or it had some unrelated medical issue going on. The virus doesn't affect lower intelligence animals, and even if it did it wouldn't be allowed to bite as a means of spreading.
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>>217090172
Kek she really does
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>>217088214
>>paralyzes when spooked
Holy fuck you might be onto something.
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>>217088761
I'd be boning the girl in green while the plurbs build me an underground lab to fuck around with radio equipment.
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>>217091331
Just imagine the losses from fighting back, and even worse if you succeed. The conflict could trigger dozens of planet seizures along the way, each one killing millions. Actually removing the virus would create mass chaos. Everyone is out of place far from where their original lives were, food supplies are low and decentralized, many of the people originally in charge are already dead. It will be a post-apoc collapse, half the world population could die from starvation and killing each other before things stabilize again.
I also have a theory that every single individual body in the hivemind is subjected to all of humanity's memories and knowledge, and the trauma from that exposure would still persist even if the virus disappears.
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>>217087123
>>217085505
>>217085556
>>217090238
oh yeah
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>>217091284
How does Vince do it?
>Rhea has the hots for Bob
>Karolina is lusting after Rhea
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I just finished marathoning the season finale. What did I think?

Also, any good theories or shitposts I missed while it was still airing?
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>>217091102
it was an inside job
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>>217082716
>carol: manos the plurbs plurbed because of a mouse bite
>manos: carol cyka we must administer more mouse bites to unplurb the plurbs
>zosia: [shocked]
>diabetes: [vexed, but horny]
>laxmi: [screaming about irrelevant shit over a landline]
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>>217083719
low key this show is chopped
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>>217091550
as faggy as it sounds, I think the ending is going to be some kind of coexistence BS
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>>217089140
Didn't he say that he doesn't actually fuck any of the women though?
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>>217082601
Not watching S2. Jesus wept what a slog.
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>>217083995
i really thought when Carol asked for meth the plurbs would give her blue
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>>217092222
That's... not meth.
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>>217091284
Panties status: drenched.
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you guys are addicted to general posting, not to this show
what will be the next general spawning show?
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>>217082601
I think Carol is a little too dumb to be a good main character. Make her a little smarter or make it more obvious that she's supposed to be dumb it would be less annoying.
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>>217092283
Moot was right. Generals are fucking cancer.
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>>217091550
>You shouldn't cure cancer because we have hospices set up
Yeah better let them all starve to death instead of making trips back home
Anyone told you you're retard today?
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>>217092287
I really don't like anything about Carol, but I somehow like her as the show's lead. It just works, Rhea pulls it off. It also really helps that for the majority of the show, every single other "human" character is just fucking awful.
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>>217092287
I thought the point of the show is that the antagonist is this benevolent and extremely knowledgeable superbeing while the protagonist is a very flawed unlikeable cunt. The point being that those horrible flaws are the price of individuality and what makes us human?
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>>217092343
>every single other "human" character is just fucking awful.
that was valid until manusos entered the picture. Now I'm mad they arent just focusing on him but rather showing carol on vacation
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>>217092342
Hey RETARD, none of that post was defending the plurbs or arguing that they shouldn't all be executed. Manousos was 100% right. If it's not possible to save them, then every single person on the planet is better off dead.
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>>217089242
Nah, she's like the Borg queen. She IS the hive.
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>>217092390
Yup retard and contrarian
Have a nice day
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>>217092368
Maybe. I don't think the show openly recognizes that Carol is dumb. She's angry and bitter and the show is very clear about that. I would like her to either be smarter or have the show spell it out for me that's she supposed to be dumb. Right now I have the feeling that the writers don't consider her to be as hypocritical and dumb and she appears to me and that annoys me while I watch it. Maybe I should have more faith in the writers but most shows have taught me not to have that.
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>>217092532
is this real?
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>>217092472
definitely worth listening to the insider podcast, the writers to seem to be quite aware and intentional about carol's flaws
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cold open of s02e01 will be vince impregnating Rhea's Eggs
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Everyone loves Mano
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>>217094389
how do you work as a professional hollywood makeup artist and still look this ugly
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>>217094389
Our guy. He stoically endures the pain, and worse he has to work with that dumb cunt. He is on a mission.
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>>217094389
Why did Blumpf arrest him?
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>>217092749
Yes
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St. Manounos, Padre del Libertada is our new hero since Joker got raped. And this time, they cannot take him from us or we WILL call them racist!
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>>217082601
I'm a simple man - I see horn, I get horn!
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>>217094389
He jobbed and had to be rescued by plurbs. Why are we hyping him up again?
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>>217094821
I wanna see you try and take a trip through the jungle, fatso
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>>217094847
Just take the plane sperg
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>>217094821
The Darien Gap is as untamed and dangerous as it gets. It's like being in the middle of the Amazon but with fucking mountains.
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>>217094389
any fan theories about this dude yet? because I was really expecting Vince would reveal that he's a secret KGB sleeper agent.
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>>217094951
He is literally me. Vince wrote me into his tv series. I feel seen.
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>>217094389
It's gonna be his principles that are his undoing. Plurbs took his stem cells when he was hospitalized, but if he just took the helicopter ride straight over the jungle it wouldn't have happened.
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>>217094389
Because one is really ugly, one is ruined and the other one is too fat to fix anything on her.
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>>217094951
He is a substitute for the white man since none of them are allowed to appear in this show. He represents mankind's collective consciousness and perseverence to survive by any means necessary.
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for me I would get all 96 guys on the 2016 Patriots and Falcons teams back together in Houston, with 70,000 more plurbs in the stands, to replay that super bowl and NOT have the Falcons blow a 24-3 lead
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>>217095025
The world is over and the american thinks about sportsball...
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>>217094974
>>217095014
those are cool theories I guess, But I'm sticking with the KGB super spy one.
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>>217085780
>Otherwise I think it’s possible that it was some kind of experiment gone wrong, or the benevolent work of aliens with different enough DNA/anatomy where it wouldn’t interfere with their life cycle.
This.
>>217086141
>You dumbshits really did want some Independence Day kind of bullshit scifi action nonsense, didn't you?
For real, why are people obsessed with this shit? It's all been done before.
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>>217088228
I'm with this anon. I feel like vince really wants some of these hyper choreographed sequences to be big show stopping moments that everyone wants to talk about. But they're just too bland, and tame for any of that. Maybe if he dressed them up in a snappy montage or something, it might be more intertaining, but as it is most of the plurb scenes are just meh
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>>217094982
>Plurbs took his stem cells when he was hospitalized,
I'm sure that will happen but it also doesn't make sense unless he lost a bone due to infection. They can't harm you even while you're KO or sleeping or they would eat meat while it's asleep/avoid asking immunes for their bone marrow and just take it while they sleep so they can avoid the whole consent sickness.
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>>217088292
But it is exceedingly reddit
>>217088478
>but I am skipping the skip slop
But what's the point then? If you don't enjoy the main feature of the show why watch it?
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I must confess I would be tempted to force the hivemind into saying that Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty is a better story and game than Starcraft Brood War. But since these fucking pieces of shit have the "love everything equally" shitfest and Carol couldn't even get them to make Zosia exclusive to herself (until Manlord did his experiment), I dont see the point. It cant give me any real power or ownership over people so it must fucking go, gas all plurbers.
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>>217095384
>Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty
They turned it into capeshit
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>>217092532
I love that they touch titties
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>>217095400
Pluribus, this individual here
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>>217094982
>>It's gonna be his principles that are his undoing
Maybe so, but his principles are eroding fast - he accepts the hospitalization without paying for it, he takes vehicles and medicine/equipment from the plurbs, he's now willing to speak with the plurbs, etc.
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>>217095384
Wings of Liberty is tolerable. The only truly awful parts of sc2 are Heart of the Swarm and the epilogue.
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What I dont really get is why do they so often emote nearly-negative emotions like concern and fear if they're supposed to be always happy. It's the same at work too whenever I say something like
>God I wish my supervisor would fall down some stairs
And everyone's like
>haha you're kidding right..?
What's the matter fucks you cant be happy about that? Not wholesome!? Lol lmao
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>>217094821
Because his name is Manousos Oviedo. He is not one of them and he wishes to save the world.
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>>217096279
>nothing is yo-
>AIEEEE PLURBERMAN, HELP ME! LOS SPIKES ARE MUCHO CALIENTEE
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>>217094821
t. "independent" person who needs a grocery store delivered to them just to eat a shitty tv dinner
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>>217096355
>ahhh the spicy spikes
>my back got poked by the bacteria spikes
>the one thing that was not supposed to happen
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>>217095402
>>217092532
asymmetrical docking
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>>217096378
>>217096355
Why didn't he just crawl past the needles of death when he saw them? That was really gay writing.
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>>217096507
Him just slipping on some rocks was definitely gay. He should have gotten spooked by some animal. That way it would have been ambiguous whether the plurb is behind it.
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>>217096562
>we can't kill anything
>release a bunch of domesticated livestock that will die within a week
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season finale was unironically the worst episode. Vince blueballed us with 0 carol-mano interaction and instead filled 1/3 of the episode with lesbian vacation highbudget homevideos. and now we have to wait 2 years to see the 2 main leads talk to eachother
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So was Peter Gould the real talent all along? Cus Pluribus kinda sucks and BCS finished up quite nicely even after Vince left the writer's room
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>>217096378
>ooow my back
>my doctor said i'm not supposed to get bacterial spikes in it
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>>217096562
She was just a kid, it's understandable she would want to give up like that. The rest of the immune were absolute retards, especially the Indian bitch.
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>>217096586
mano belived he was unstoppable after his trip despite the fact that the plurb probably bent backwards (like the cars conviniently left around) to help him in secret
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>>217091797
Then why did he need permission from the designated Zosiafucker to "borrow" her?
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>>217091797
Eh? I don't remember that.
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>>217094873
Why didn't he just drive around it?
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She really pulls off the I can pass for a teenager in my 50s look.
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>>217096985
There is no road going around it. He could have taken a boat I guess.
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>>217097178
she gives me weird vibes because she looks almost exactly like my sister
this was a weird fucking show to watch
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Actually Laxmi is the only intelligent creature because her priority is the preservation of her genome. The others will die out but she will always be there to feed her son and make him marry and reproduce. Until her dying breath she will do everything to extend the survival of her bloodline while Carol benchod will just flail about with her frozen ovaties. Nonparents can never understand. Laxmi is Joel Miller and she made the right choice.
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So they can't kill plants but they can clearly kill bacteria such as when they gave Manousos antibiotics.
So can't they just get all their food from single cell proteins like quorn?
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How the fuck are you all still here. What is there even to talk about.
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>>217087752
It was regenerating PP for Bite.
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>>217088761
I don't see the point in LARPing, just have a rotating cast every night and leave me alone the rest of the day.
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>>217097402
rhea's ass and asshole
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>>217097393
They can break their ethical rules if it is necessary to preserve the life of the uninfected but they can't do it to save themselves. The hivemind is like a fucked up ouroboros of a mass psychosis out-group bias.
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>>217091797
iirc he says he doesn't do anything they don't consent to. He definitely fucks them.
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>>217097459
They don't kill animals or plants to feed the uninfected.
They're still eating frozen/windfall food.
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I'm just embarrassed the Mongolian dude is an NPC. Aren't those the guys who buckbroke a few dozen civilizations and created Khaanates that lasted for hundreds of years until finally being displaced by European colonialism? Where is his throat singing sardaukar power level? Where is his composite bowl and horse? Where are the mountains of skulls he leaves behind his warrior trail? Such a dissapointment. Mongolia has fallen, billions must plurb
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>Is OK with wiping out all humans
>Won't borrow a boat or car to get somewhere faster

Why is Manosos such a proud retard?
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>>217097697
literally to pad out the length of the season.
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>>217097630
Because it's not necessary for the uninfected to eat lobster or scallops. But it is necessary to kill bacteria so that uninfected don't die. Or maybe anons are right and they did it as pretext to get stem cells. Maybe they really don't consider singlecels to be really life either since the preservation of foods and body parts necessitates killing bacteria and fungi in any case, but the quora you mentioned cant be sustained to feed everyone just as picking falling apples cant, at least not until almost everyone is dead.
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>>217097653
>composite bowl
kek
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Nobody here has the right to judge Carol. I felt exactly the same when 4chan went down during the hack. You (at least the ones who aren't just permanent USAID and IDF agents) all did too, that's why you came back. Don't lie to me, I can see right through you because I own a mirror (for shaving, not gay).
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>>217097904
I have the right to judge anyone and everyone, that's called being human. Fucking plurber.
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>>217097950
You cant defend humanity under the shield of vices, such as hypocrisy. Not because you aren't allowed to, but because you will fail.
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>>217097904
Of course i can relate to her being a miserable downer. Can't relate to her being a retarded dyke though
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>>217098029
>Can't relate to her being a retarded dyke though
Never got this to be honest. I too am attracted to women. It's straight women who are weird for being attracted to disgusting men.
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So Helen actually thought Carol's muh serious drama book would sell like shit, but still supported her. When caving in to the Zosia gf fantasy, Carol writes a new book but instead of making the serious drama she always wanted to make, she just makes Raban a chick and gay instead, then indulges in Zosia praising her for it. Why didn't she write another bad serious novel instead? Was she unconsciously worried she wouldn't believe the praise?
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>>217098103
Well, she was constantly making out with female Raban. It makes sense that she got inspired to write more about the character.
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FML this show reminded me of how the vets convinced my parents to kill our cat through subversive manipulative tactics instead of trying treatment because of course if they had succeeded there would be a cat with an STD out loose so you know, "the ends justify the means" bullshit
Completely different scenario but it still rings true. Until I am God I will never be safe from the machinations of normalfags and their society.
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>>217098169
Zosia only looks like Raban, she doesn't do any swashbuckling or pink sand surfing. Yet.
Maybe her dissonanting state makes it unpleasant for her to even attempt serious thinking necessary for drama stories.
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they mentioned that they cannot kill or harvest and will inevitably starve

they also mentioned that they are continuing to procreate

why is this

they mentioned that they need the immune to give consent to harvest their shit

they do not need consent to turn people into plurbs

why is this

they mention that they cannot harm living beings

they knowingly sewed a virus across the planet that caused millions to die as their seized into wood chippers

why is this
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>>217098292
>they also mentioned that they are continuing to procreate
when did they say this?
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>>217098260
I think Carol mostly writes smut with a little plot on the side.
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>>217098309
in one of the episodes :)
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>>217098309
One line talked about how many people died and were born that day, but it doesn't mean they're fucking. There will be births for months without more fucking. He's just confused about it.
Now there was a line that got my attention - sometihng about the virus RNA signal being projected for longer than mankind's existence. How is that possible if the virus is already dying of starvation, how can it survive to project the signal to others for millions of years? There has to be some kind of endgame where the population stabilizes itself while still being able to maintain the signal indefinitely, basically an efficient heat death equilibrium.
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>>217098292
They don't deliberately procreate, right?
In the other cases, they only need consent from immunes for the stem cells retrieval from the bone marrow because this is a non-pacifist action which doesn't cause plurbing in an immediate way. A plurbing action can kill and any plurbs can be killed because they're cells the new organism can spare. The hive didn't even avoid Carol despite all the mass lethal tantrums, they only avoided her when she started progressing toward breaking the hivemind joining.
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>>217098400
>how can it survive to project the signal to others for millions of years?
Selfsustaining cold fusion created by all the minds of the planet not getting in the way of progress
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>>217098400
You assume that Kepler-22b broadcast is the first and original signal, it could very well be the 10th planet that got plurbed and carried on the signal just like earth plurbs are planning to do. By the time the signal reached earth everyone there could already be dead.
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Why did apple tease tits but not show them? Surely modern censors don't apply in the government-defunded America of today?
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>>217098292
Holy speedwatcher. Stick to tiktoks will you?
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Just started watching this. Why is Carol gay?
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>>217098292
It's pretty simple. They have a set of rules and those rules have different priorities.
Higher priority rules overrule the lower priority rules.

For example:
plurb everyone > do no harm
do no harm > survive
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>>217099175
Not enough ricin.
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>>217099180
Anon you can't state it that way, autistic anons will draw parallels with Asimov's laws of robotics (where priority is absolute) and not get it.
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>>217099180
Except by plurbing everyone they end up killing most of them through starvation.
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>>217096279
I like how the plurbs went silent here, which means that with their infinite IQ, they realized that they can't manipulate him with words like they do with Carol.
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>>217099175
because her parents tried to make her straight
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>>217099308
He's speaking on the knife's edge of confrontation. Even one more ounce of resolve and they would spazz out again, as is they are standing there, shook and speechless. Bravo Vince.
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>>217099175
Watched too much Xena in her youth
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>>217099175
Because white men aren't allowed.
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>>217098292
ACTUAL SEASON 2 SPOILERS: Because "they" are still immature as a collective consciousness, and "they" will begin to develop more complex emotional responses and morality as it matures more
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sex gifs
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>>217099288
That counts as self-harm at that point and is low prio
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>>217098404
What about Diabetes? Or the other immune fucking them?
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>>217099501
i believe this
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>>217099691
That's a literal drop in the cum ocean.
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>>217099691
I think he goes at it with a condom, do you honestly want to nut balls deep into these things?
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>>217099726
>cum inside
>tell it to fuck off to the other side of the planet
>baby is eventually born
>instantly dabs on a virus cloud
>literally raises itself
Sounds pretty good to me.
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>>217099970
What if your babies are also immune? You could birth an entire generation of immunes.
Hmm, I bet one of them would come and kill you though. It would be a fucked up childhood.
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>>217100048
From the current immune it's clear whatever bullshit that makes them immune isn't directly inherited. It's kind of boring honestly, just a blatant means to have the MOST DIVERSE possible cast of useless NPCs.
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>>217099726
I think he is a complete cumbrain and he doesn't care anymore what happens to the world as long as he can maintain his current lifestyle. Might be defeatism or just hedonism.
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>>217099726
I might be the minority here but I'd drain my sack into Zosia.
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>>217100569
Shes not for moids
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They tried to use his mother. An latin american man who does not hear his own mother is someone that can't be reasoned with just like that.
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>>217099308
It's because they know he has experience with sever psychological manipulation and enhanced interrogation tactics as part of his training
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>>217098292
all they said is they're having kids, the infection was less than 9 months ago
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How does each episode cost 20 million to make? I don't understand that
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>>217092079
You didn't enjoy 7 episodes of a middle aged lesbian getting drunk and moping about the house?
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>>217084180
Wow, did you figure that out on your own?
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>>217100657
>does not hear his own mother
He knew it wasn't her.
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>>217082716
>>217082601
She was such a nobody bit part player and she's now get her own Apple TV show because she was low-level and shameless enough to tardwrangle a screechy-voice loser like Vince. Of course, she had to make her character a dyke as a "creative direction" because she knew that the lame incel she's been using to climb the ladder might make a self-insert for her to have sex scenes with. What a world!
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>>217100901
I don't know but it's projected to go for 4 seasons, so expect it to finish in like 2033.
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>>217100901
well they did build a cul-de-sac just for the show
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>>217101236
>2033.
i really hope i'm dead by then
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>>217085466
brown faggot, kys
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just finished the whole season
7/10. meanders around a 4/10 in the filler parts of which there are way too fucking many. premise is interesting, Carols shitty attitude whilst understandable gets annoying very fucking quickly, nowhere near enough time given to the spic who's far more interesting than any other character that they've shown. they pulled a From and gave us the most plot development in the last 15 minutes of the series which i'm not happy about
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>>217101491
All valid points. But I like the musical score and the fact this series was made by humans.
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>>217101643
i agree
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>>217101491
The whole thing feels like an extended trailer for season 2.
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>>217101491
>nowhere near enough time given to the spic who's far more interesting
its a womyn-centric show, what do you expect
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It's kinda crazy how absolutely starved people are becoming for characters like Manousos, it's likely in two years most people won't watch any produced media at all unless it has a male role model character
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>>217101919
What about the two faggot hockey player show? There's two male role models there.
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>>217101919
He's the best part of the show and criminally underused. I would watch an entire series of him alone in his storage unit empire fucking around with his radio and tipping over food in a heartbeat. They probably knew this is how a lot of people would react and reigned in his scenes because of it.
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>>217102051
Faggots aren't role models.
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>>217101344
would that make you happy, anon?
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>>217102051
Haven't seen it.
>>217102067
I mean in general this attitude is pervasive. Audiences are no longer at a point where they'll tolerate watching a bit of something else as long as they get to see a male role model. We're heading to a point where if the screen isn't showing daddy, we flip the channel or go to twitch to watch Asmongold or something. And by we I mean in an abstract sense, I'm worried about gen alpha specifically though.
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>>217102115
Lmao every conservative idol worshiped by /pol/ is a 100% verified faggot cocksucker
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>>217102257
>Lmao
Opinion immediately discarded
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>>217102244
You say this like it's a bad thing. Just nature correcting itself
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>>217102244
(((they))) have pushed too far in the other direction and people act surprised when the pendulum swings back the other way harder
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Maybe we dont spend enough time with our dads, idk a lot of people here have shit relationships with their fathers but even for the ones that don't, the constant expectation to grind, wageslave, be independent etc and never be at peace hanging out with your dad must be a worse toxin than not having sex.
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Just found out the recording message was Hamlin, I honestly didn't recognize his voice
Brabo Vince
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>>217101073
based rhea
sometimes you got to make your own path
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>>217101735
It's 9 episodes that feel like a Pilot
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>>217102336
It's not natural. Naturally grown men should be through the male emulation phase and love a full and rich life of varied and broad intellectual and spiritual experiences which we can use to guide and structure our pursuits. I can also see a lot of ways that kind of manufactured neediness being exploited.
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Holy fuck the board is getting spammed so goddamned hard right now. 90% of the catalog is under 5 posts, usually 0-2. Glad to see a plurb thread is one of the real ones left up.
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>>217102487
Women have nothing intellectual to offer.
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Get in here faggot its time for another /plurbg/
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>>217102522
>>just ignore 50% of the human race
Haha. Based. You are so based and redpilled, anon. I think you're very based.
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>>217102601
My mom told me to never plurb with strangers
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>>217102522
based
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>>217102067
Because what you really wanted to watch was pic related. And that's ok because it's the better show. I can't remember a series that has done this kind of mystery box apocalypse thing better than pic related in fuck knows how long. Just a sensible show with sensible characters that keep the mystery at the forefront and the character drama is secondary. It's no surprise that the best moments of both shows are when one or multiple characters spend time trying to work out wtf is happening and that's what most people (men, most likely) want to watch, and not a post wall Rita Seehorn eat pray loving her way through an apocalypse.
The Walking Dead went to absolute shit (for me) after the CDC blew up in season 1 and they stopped giving a shit about what caused the outbreak and instead focused on gay character drama. From shines when they're trying to work out what is happening and becomes skip city when there's 2 lesbians on the screen preambling about scissoring. There's enough of this shit on TV and you're just wasting arguably one of the most interesting takes on the end of the world ala Pluribus when you focus on character drama
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>>217102522
This guy is so based and redpilled. I think he's very based.
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>>217102615
Women still have plenty to offer, just nothing intellectual
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>>217102837
>pic related



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