My Little Varang Can't Possibly Be This Cute EditionPrevious: >>217142844
>>217148732
Varang is not loli
>>217148732Did you know there is a forgotten mobile game which has hot HUMAN women?
>>217148806Itd be cooler if she was
>>217148854no
>>217148732>Quaritch and Varang's first child harrassing Lo'ak at his job at Pandora Pro Shops
>>217148732>/tv/ wrong as usualohnonononono
>>217148841>humans after reverse engineering Spider
>Broutcha Burger
i'm going to do it! i'm going to buy avatar: fop from the ashes edition and season pass to get the base game and all three DLC for 45 bucks utilizing the holiday voucher for 10 bucks on a purchase over 20 bucks! it can't be worse than VTMB2!
>>217149002Need the deleted scene where after it shows the whaling fleet approaching, it cuts to Quaritch in the Bridgehead burger joint staring at the burger in his hand and then crushing it while Varang feasts in the out of focus background.
>>217148806Yet.
>>217149002
>>217149101>I brought you a burger, no big deal.
>>217148802
>>217148806There will be loli Varang daughter in Avatar 4
after falling to his death...>somehow Quaritch, returned.
>>217148841>when the sprites come to tell Neytiri not to kill Jake
>>217149145She'll be the Quaritch-slayer. He's already obsessed with Spider. You think Sully's a girl dad? Quaritch is gonna be such a softy for her it'll either fix Varang or give her the ick.
>>217149167Hannah Waddingham?
>>217149167>um, something went wrong with our cloned bodies, sir. I mean ma'am!
>first wave of "colonists" arrive on pandora>they're all a bunch of hedonistic ultra-rich assholes who treat this like a vacation>expect their every whim to be catered to >there's one exception...
>>217149460There needs to be a hunter character who's specifically only interested in taking Eywa down as his biggest prize.
The scene where the squids attack Lo'ak felt very out of place. It's like they just had too long without anything happening, so needed an action scene. And to have the kids reunite with Lo'ak. Also, if they hadn't followed him, Lo'ak would have been really dead. What's with the squids in this scene anyway? He said they ascend from the depths to judge him?
>>217149002>>217149045>feeding uber-processed western fast food to an alien hunter gatherernot the wisest, she's gonna get really fat really fast
>>217148732Brat!
i noticed they reused this mocap data for a shot in the new movie
varanggang we eating good
>>217149727Looks like Brendan Fraser
Is there any documented spaceship autism to go with the submersible autism? These things irk me in how they waste part of their thrust firing the engine pair angled outward to keep the plume from destroying the solar array.
>>217149460
>ammonia breathing Imagine the smell...
uh oh
>>217148841>"please Eywa help me!">receives spore>"Eywa didn't answer my prayers, I just instantly felt what I had to do."Is Kiri retarded?
>>217149591Yeah when they first appeared it was very random. Honestly would have preferred if they were first revealed in the finale during TSDD
>>217149610Sadly Jimbo isn't brave enough to have the post-timeskip Ash Clan be strongfat from all the burgers and gym time, with Varang having the most grabbable tummy on Pandora and the most thunderous thighs since Grace walked the moon.
>>217149923varang doesn't have 5 digits
>>217150124that's how you know she's in Quaritch's dream
Discovered kino: https://www.instagram.com/airlockcompany/
>>217150023how dudes be looking at their girl when it's date night but all the lads are online
There's been too little celebration that our girl won...
>>217150390i finally noticed her chapshow does cameron get away with a bare ass in chaps
>>217150400/tv/ voted a racist starlet of the year....we should be better than this
>>217149065Age regression to make a loli who's extra salty about BEING a loli is based as fuck
>>217149101>>217149123
>>217150445Well, you know what they say about high test dudes...
>>217150445AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>That one massive superman shill is actually having a mental breakdown every day on this board over how much money Avatar makes
>>217150445I DO NOT SEE YOU! I POUR ACID INTO MY EYES!
>>217150471>I'm impregnating Varang>Yes I am, yes I am>Pregnant and barefoot Varang>She will be, she will be>In the kitchen with food>Feed her food, feed her food>Feed & Seed that Varang>Yes I am, yes I am
>>217150352It's weird seeing the actors because I imagined all the kids except Kiri as black
>>217150445after she gets addicted to the pinkskin slop at Bridgehead
...
>>217150525Subsequently Fucked
>>217150445Imagine the smell.
>>217150542without Jim, its over
>>217150533Bitch never stood a chance. She loves BHC and IHT (Industrial Human Technology)
>>217150542I don't like all this Avatar 4 and 5 talk bros, the other day I read how Cameron said he would turn them into books but nobody reads nowadays...
>>217150350>>217150371>>217150390>spends the whole movie saying they should just kill spider>instantly crumbles when it's actually about to happenBest scene in the movie. Obviously Spider was not going to die there, but not knowing how it was going to play out made it tense. Even if Eywa had intervened, Jake still would have been tainted by being willing to go through with it
>>2171505424 is Jim's baby. I'm not scared. Maybe he'll dump 5, but not 4
>Avatar 4They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 5Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 6Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
>>217149610>>217150099>>217150445HOLY BASED.Agreed she should also have huge muscles too.
>>217148802i canTFUCKIGN TAKE IT ANYMOR AUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEe
>>217150667
>>217148732I just want to say that I love all of my Avafrens very much. Yes, even you I See You. That is the power of Avatar.
>>217150684Based Brittposter.
imagine being an Irkan and eating nothing but raw yerik meat all your life. suddenly you bond with some freakshow. He takes you to a strange place that's nothing like the forest and then gives you a quarter-pounder with cheese
>>217150099You're literally just replaying that one story by Snekkguy from like 15 years ago with the anthro snow leopards. They resettle on Earth and start chowing down on burgers and get strongfat, and the MC just fuggs their (female) leader the whole story.
>>217150445>>217150684Had a lil' too much cupcakes there. Eh, Cupcake? Haha.
Jim is a hack fraud for killing my girl off like some random goon
>>217148834>she loves nothing more than gunning down anything and everything that moves, and then kicking back with a smoke and a can a cheap, imported Terran beer.wife material
>>217150811When the fuck did she find the time to get tattoos? or did she get it written in the contract that they had to tat her body before waking her up?
>>217150784I have no idea what you're talking about and I'm not actually a sad brainwormed fat fetishist, I'm just having a little fun.
>>217150023>>217150788kiiiiiitty
>>217150877Whenever you tame your ikran
>Bloodthirsty supervillain with the demeanor of an orange cat
>>217150857He's a porn writer that started on 4chan. All of his stories are:>White space guy confronts giant anthro woman.>Conquers with penis. They are almost always chubby, strongfat, or just strong. If you don't know who he is, you're a newfag and should go back to /r/thedonald.
Now I am become bratcha, the bringer of burgers.
We having a Starlet afterparty?>>217150400I don't know how I forgot to draw the tail, but here.
>>217150924I've been here for the majority of the site's existence, I'm just not a dedicated gooner. Go troon out why don't you.
>>217150641God Neytiri is just unreasonably beautiful and perfect and strong and smart and deserves nothing but happiness. In Kiri's name we pray. Amen
>>217150981bonus
>>217150788I wonder what Varaang thinks a cupcake is. Or did Quaritch use speak of some other pandora pastry and we're just hearing the localized version
>>217150542>>217150583>>217150648The question is, would you rather have 5 come out but not be directed by Jim, or get it in the form of a novel and artbook?
Can you retarded faggots stop baseding out over the possibility that there might be no Avatar 4? Unless Cameron dies there will 100% be Avatar 4. Avatar 3 is a huge success and is still pretty new in theaters. It's gonna get at least close to 2 bil at the end of its run. Disney is going all-in with their Pandora sections in their parks. A2 was a bit bland but A3 really resonated with people. Cameron wants to continue, Disney wants Cameron to continue. Stop fucking crying.
Varang's thong is big, I could easily fit my whole face in the pussy pouch. Sniffing varang's pussy musk.
>>217150885Umm, anon I don't think that's a solid way to determine AoC...
Am I the only one that doesn't like Neytiri? She seems kinda low IQ and kind of fucking annoying to be around compared to other Navi women like Ronal
>>217150843The RDA gave all the recom bodies the tattoos they had as humans in order to make the transition for them easier. You know, identity, psychology. All that shit.
>>217151214Such is the will of Eywa
>>217151224The only stupid thing she's done is gone to jailbreak majake but even then she went about it in a very clever way. She's just the only Na'vi who knows English so her dialogue sounds stilted and broken and even then only sometimes
>>217151170>I wonder what Varaang thinks a cupcake is.She probably thinks it means a powerful and terrifying leader.
>>217151224Also there's no fucking way you think Ronal's stubborn stuck up ass is less annoying than the loving supportive Neyney
>>217150542>>217150648why is jim such a hack and can never finish anything
>>217151336>>217151377She just acts hysteric instead of rational all the time. I couldn't stand that. If I wanted to date a femoid who chimps out at every little thing I could already date a human!
Can someone post the pepe falling over at McDonald's with Varang staring down at him? I forgot to save it.Have a cookie for the help.
>>217151048Alright, then who kept Avatar threads on /tv/ going for over half a decade after the first movie came out?
>>217151443if ash tribe is Inferno is there a proper Necropolis vibed one somewhere
Give Jim a break for a minute. Those movies are among the most complex and lengthy productions in Hollywood history. You don't ask a marathon runner when his next marathon is as he steps over the finish line.
>>217151395Don't you DARE. EVER. Compare Neyney to those filthy disgusting insane (Eywa forgive me for uttering this) PINKSKINS
Looking to buy a huge fleshlight, or onahole. One that makes me feel like a little dicklet who's being blessed with an opportunity to fuck big TIGHT navi pussy.
>>217151502
>>217151170He's 100% inserting random English words into his Na'vi.
>>217151588>REST>IN>PISS
>>217151440Shame it fucked her tail up. :V
>>217151224Ronal's good as a character, cant hate
>>217151512I want Kiri. I want to be in her. And when I ask her how im doing, if I feel good to her, she says "Mighty!".
>>217151630>You can live like this baby>in HATE>I hear the skymen have a hate god of their own>your soul seeks the truth
>>217151224>>217151395She's a good, simple but extremely physically competent woman who's lost a sibling, a father and a son to the same invaders she's permanently married to and mother to.>hystericShe's a woman and she holds up better than most women under the pressure. Sounds like what you really want is a man, whiny gayboy.
>>217151471Well he kinda brought it upon himself by repeatedly talking about his plans if 3 flops, like who the fuck was expecting it to flop after how huge The Way of Water was?
>>217151124Neytiri is VERY flexible. Imagine the mating press with her legs behind her head
>>217148732Post the rest.
>>217150841>describe things a man does>omg wife materiallol fag
>>217151703He was downplaying if WotW would succeed before it came out too and kept dooming. I think its just something he does
jim is just tricking us right? 4 and 5 are a done deal he's just edging us so we would go see it more times, or buy afop the game in solidarity or something?
>James Cameron has stated that he really wants to make Avatar 4, and is more excited about this installment than Avatar 3 and Avatar 5.>"Movie four is a corker. It's a motherfucker. I actually hope I get to make it. But it depends on market forces.">Cameron vowed he’ll be directing the fourth and fifth films in the series unless he’s “hit by a bus.” (November 2024)Settle down you doomer cucks, FaA has already made its budget and is set to make at least a few hundred millies more. Only death can stop Jim now.
>>217151869The first act of 4 is mostly done already I think.
>>217150542If to presume he will take making A4 as a great honor and thus will give all himself to make it, Wan is the best candidat.I am looking at the first Aquaman here, not the second one.
>>217151774This. In the immediate run-up to TWOW he kept talking about how much audiences had changed dince 2009 and how it wasn't a sure thing that it would be a success and he was just really super duper crossing his fingers that it would make any money at all. With Star Wars and Marvel in the shape they're in Disney would probably force him to do 4 and 5 at gunpoint.
Quatritch will come back in Avatar 4 as the right hand of the fire Na-vi. He will be fully transformed from a soldier to the warrior he always was at heart, his fall through the flames as a sort of baptism and rebirth. The movie will begin with conflict between the Fire Na’vi and everyone else, but as the humans colonize the planet after researching how to breath the air, all the tribes will put aside their differences to fight against them. A new wind tribe who are experts at flying will appear. (Avatar 5 will introduce an earth tribe living underground, also the pilot of Avatar 5 will be about rebuilding and healing Pandora after the final epic battle against the RDA in 4)Screen cap this shit because it’s 95% true.
>>217150877About to drop some lore on you [spoilers]pedos[/spoiler].Na'vi children are not considered adults until they pass their respective clan's rites of passage or Iknimaya.For the Omatikaya clan, they must tame an Ikran and undergo the Uniltaron/Dream Hunt. Na'vi males who undergo both of these rites usually wear a cummerbund.For the Metkayina clan, they undergo a serious of tests with their Tulkun brother/sister and in the case of a warrior, tame a Tsurak/Skimwing. Metkayina who pass these rites receive their first tattoo.So at this point the only kids who can be considered adults are Neteyam, Tsireya, Aonung, and Rotxo.And I know probably none of you degenerates care one bit about any of this.
>>217149591it establishes that the squids aren't normal animals but agents of Eywa for later on in the movie. why they attack him though? idk
>>217152117quidditch is the only kitty for me
>>217149283tilda swinton
>>217149591they know the sort of whalefalls destroy/feed the deep marine life and judge the fruits of his labor
>>217150583>Cameron said he would turn them into books but nobody reads nowadays...Some zoomer youtuber will read them and make a "the TRUE ending of AVATAR" 10 hour long youtube video and all the zoomshits and shitllennials will watch it, don't worry. Boomers still read though.
>>217152303it will be made with AI slop....
>Polyphemus is an even greater AI guardian of Pandora like the cyclopean giant protecting his island>the eye storm will open in a scene and send forth legions of technological archangels to defend Pandora in space
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING NOTHING MOVIE!!!!
>>217151051>unreasonably beautifulShe's the cat's MEOW
>>217152336I'd stand and shout kino!
>>217152336>Polyphemusthats where the aliens live... just wait for movie 5... dont tell anyone I told you
>>217152336>technological archangelsorganic spacefaring cosmic horror looking motherfucker*
>>217150528Nope, AVATAR is WMBW kino only
>Kittyritch in a suit an- ACK
he was a real one bussin no cap
>>217152336sounds like grimes' new single
>>217152563neither of Lo'ak and Neteyam look black in the slightest. Not even their dreads look black.
Who would you guys cast as the CEO of the RDA? Also, who would you guys cast as the commander of the actual military forces that will eventually get sent to Pandora?
>>217152575>Get shot by RDA goons>"On Eywa, this shit is NOT bussin!"
>>217152554cute rang
>>217152617You're pulling an "arr rook same" to blacks, my dude. There is a mixed black teen type that they strongly resemble.
>>217152117just ctrl+s you baka newfag
>>217152554this is cropped porn isn't it...
>>217152695fortunately just a silly meme ref
>it's 2045>talks of James Cameron FINALLY stepping down for Avatar 11 >some random anon on 4chan: "There's no way he'd step down now, Avatar 11 is his baby"
>>217152624>male CEOJavier Bardem>female CEOCate Blanchett>male military commanderJake Gyllenhaal>female military commanderAntje Traue
I just finished Avatar 1, what did I think of it? /sI rememver absolutely hating how the na'vi looked in trailers when this first came out so I never watched it but now they're high up on my fave humanoid alien list, wonder what changed
>>217152748>GyllenhaalThis but as an avatar/Na'vi.
>>217152624Mel Gibson as CEO
>>217152829you grew out of your edgy bitch fase, happens to all of us
>>217152668they're played by white kids with white voices and they look white. deal with it.
>>217152829anon grew a soul?
>>217152920The 3D models are not based on the actors faces.>deal with itThank you for admitting that you're just flinging dumb shit.
>>217152624I want Varang to become CEO and wear a miniskirt and tie as if it's a symbol of divine power.
>It's over
>>217153052she should become CEO by making Selfridge her cuck
>>217153038You're gonna have to find pitcures of black kids that look like them and even then he'll keep being a bitch.
Thread theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PAKDOFCGo
>>217153068james should have gone all the way here and had the whales fling him into the air and hit him around like a ball.
>>217152855kino as fuck>This world belongs to the investors, Jake. They want it, and I want it for them. Your freedom? It's been revoked.
>>217153094>Listen close, listen hard>The tale of Varang Beauregarde>This edgy bitch, she sees no wrong>In rippin', rippin', rippin', rippin', rippin', rippin' off her thong
About that recombinant tech. I don't see anything preventing multiple copies active at once. At the very least they could have more bodies on hand to just decant another and slap in the latest brain scan when one dies.
>>217153101The correct action is to repeatedly dive and ascend, fucking him up with the bends as much as possible for as long as possible.
now that I think about it isn’t humanity technically bottle necked by the Valkyrie shuttles?its the only way to get people on and off the moon and the only way to ship unobtanium back to earth shouldn’t the navi just focus on destroying them to make the entire mission financially unsustainable??
>>217152624not someone white that's for surewho's the most popular geriatric chink/jeet actor these days? about time these movies actually show who's really responsible for the destruction of earth's environment
>>217153211>make the entire mission financially unsustainableAfter the losses in both the second movie and now this even bigger battle, there's no way the RDA isn't in the red. Like all those ships and subs and planes probably cost millions of dollars, if not more, not to mention the colossal loss of human life, you see so many humans die.If the RDA had some sense they'd focus more on expanding that city they've made over trying to kill whales and harvest special rocks.
>>217153211>Valkyrie shuttles?>its the only way to get people on and off the moon and the only way to ship unobtanium back to earthRetconned by movie 2 sorry. Now the spindly skeletal spaceship can apparently withstand atmospheric reentry and also fucking land upright
>>217153335Make them a "satire of Ajit Pai" for plausible deniability.
>>217150684She doesn't look too happy about the gains.
>>217153348>they'd focus more on expanding that city they've madewith what money, genius?
Is the Avatar game worth getting a PS5 for?
>>217153586it'd be cheaper to upgrade your PC, no?
>>217151446
>>217150542Avatar UNIRONICALLY Does not happen without James Cameron.It's actually too technical for anyone but him.
>>217149892Pandora was MUCH more hostile in the earlier concepts. Avatar probably would have been rated R had they stuck to them.
>>217153152Quaritch vs Quaritch coming up
>>217153660bro doesn't watch the newsram costs 700 bucks and gpus cost 5000 bucks now
>>217152575He went from deadass to just plain dead. F's out dicks out.
>the scripts for Avatar 4 and 5 are fully written down to the last sentence of the last scene>everything is in place for production to start>Cameron suddenly diesWho do you hire to replace him as director?
>>217153993GdT. They are friends and I think he would respect Cameron's work the most. Spielberg would be my second pick. Maybe Jackson. None of them can do action like Cameron though. Nobody can. Bay would probably fuck it up the most. He is known as the action guy but his action is dog shit. He has the sensibilities of a child. Weirdly enough I think Snyder would do the action pretty well.
>>217153993I could do it unironically. Those hacks needn't apply.
>>217153993>Nolan>Villeneuve>AbramsThese three singlehandedly brought the age of sterile soulless midwit pandering upon society in the past 15 years. I'd watch Avatar made by them just out of pure curiosity how badly would they butcher it.
>>217153993My pick? Brad Bird.>understands family dynamics>understands action>can work with CG
>>217153993Ridley Scott.
>>217154048Zack the Hack would just add slow-mo shots everywhere to no purpose, no thanks
>>217148802igetitnowdannydevito.webm
>>217149826It's basically Pellegrino's Valkyrie concept. A real one would be like 10km long but they shortened it so it could actually fit on the screen.
No two billies?
>>217148732I want to loli varang.
>>217149829>clever girl>proceeds to get raped
I really like the recom patch. Quaritch actor actually helped design it.
Any native Spanish speakers here? My Spanish is pretty good, but I can't parse Oona's Spanish. Zoe obviously speaks with a pleasant Caribbean accent, but Oona sounds like a Spaniard, but not exactly, like she's pronouncing the words in a clearer manner. I know her dad is Chilean, but I'm not sure if it has influence on the way she speaks, maybe I'm imagining things?https://youtu.be/vzRzSsnPiYU?si=4jRb1iwGitNVKCJD
>>217148834I only knew about gameloft avatar mobile game which was pretty okay
So I've just rewatched the first avatar.Are the 2nd and 3rd movies worth watching right now or if you had the choice would you wait until the sequels are all complete? Are the 2nd and 3rd movie good enough movies on their own or do they have a big TO BE CONTINUED vibe in each.
>>217154457They don't end on cliffhangers or anything but especially movies 2 and 3 certainly cover one larger arc together. If you liked the first one or would just like to see more of the world of Avatar I would say keep watching. No reason to wait for anything.
>>217154314That poor human didnt stand a chance.
>>217154457Avatar 1 is a complete story. Avatar 2 and 3 are their own thing, 4 and 5 will be their own thing. So watch 2 and 3. Reminder that if you don't go see Fire and Ash in the theater, it will flop and there won't be any sequels anyway
>>217154316It really is perfection. Makes me wish I had something to put a patch on.
>>217154106Only correct pick.
>>2171544572&3 are like one extended film. I would watch 2 and see #3 on the best screen available because it's great.>if you had the choice would you wait until the sequels are all complete?A4 is slated for four years from now and will no doubt be delayed. It's also supposedly more hype than 1-3 or 5. No reason to wait a decade for the series to finish.
>>217149826The angled engines are also so the plumes of radioactive exhaust don't have the crew shooting blanks by the time they're on Pandora. Technically the engines could be at the back too, but having them up front makes the ISVs more structurally sound because the whole thing is being pulled by tension, rather than being pushed and basically having to balance on its thin core.
I've rewatched TWoW and now feel like this one is my favorite. It's just good through and through. And lower scale in comparison to 1 and 3 only adds to perfectly tuned comfiness.
>Avatar 1 hits me as a miserable teen with the otherworldly escapist fantasy>Avatar 3 hits me as an isolated adult with the traditional family fantasyJim, you rotten old boomer, you don't know what you're doing to sensitive men young and old.
>two Spider death fake outs in one movie
>>217154722>be in late teens when Avatar 1 comes out, feel like I'm too cool for it>slowly grow to appreciate it in my 20s>Avatar 2 comes out when I'm 29>the opening montage of Jake's family growing hits me like a punch in the gutHahaha... aaah fuck you
>>217154747The one with Jake actually had me uncertain for a minute.
i see you
>>217154747>3 quaritch death fakeouts in 3 moviesI dont actually remember much from Way of Water but I'll just guess it happened somewhere.
>>217154747Spider became very likeable despite the stiff competition of cute, endearing girls and his own gigabased dad. He's a great personality detector too, putrid whores don't like him.
Avatar has too much Christian propaganda in it
>>217154782Quaritch literally dies in the first one, recom-Quaritch is a new person
>>217154799When I first time watched second movie in a theater he didn't land with me much. But after rewatch recently yeah - he is a good boy and nice character.
>>217154815>Jonah in the belly of the whale>The binding of IsaacThere's more?
>>217154818Yeah man I know it's the one plot point with him.
>>217154827Kiri is Eywa Jesus
>>217154825I meant this film especially.>most of the time something serious concerning him is being discussed, he's in the background dancing>Varang sees him without a mask and calls him an airbreather, rather than it being a suppressed traumatic experiences he's later dancing and beatboxing in the background calling himself an airbreather>Neytiri resents him and mistreats him for most of the film, he never lashes out and entreats her kids not to go after her defending him>throws Quaritch's A2 line about not testing him back at him with the crossbow, then shoots him>burger slap>climbing Quaritch like a tree while Quaritch is keeping them both from fallingHim and Quaritch's one-liners were 95% of the comedy and it carried. Fitting for father and son.
>>217154401Anybody? Legit interested
>>217154703Yeah I wish F&A had more cozy moments. I don't care if the movie becomes 4 hours ;_;The credits scene where Tuk is swimming with the otters made me want to rewatch WoW. It's better than I remembered.https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6GKt7HUBgI
So where else can I go for my water autism while waiting for the next Avatar movie? Already seen pic related and played both Subnautica games
>>217148732bald forehead, bald...
>>217155029Shaved with style! STYLE!
>>217155029Shaved in solidarity with baldies. Wants to burn the world for taking men's hair away. Friend of balds.
Must've been a really big animal for this jaw bone.
>>217155229AFOP has sleepy elephants that are about the right size.>woman put in charge>builds a giant vagina tent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vEYRARBXxkWatch from 1:08:00. I didn't know Cameron was based like that lmao
>>217155229>>217155250Vagina dentata!
>>217148732>>217148802I couldn't find manlet gay boy intimidating and movie kinda depends on it. How are anons coping with that
do we migrate early>>217148742
>>217155229Seems bigger than a titanothere and lacks the beak, which is the largest land vertebrate shown so far.>>217155250It doesn't exactly match an elephant jaw but it's not too far off. Teeth seem more like a ruminant than huge elephant molars.
Avatar: Hostages and Deals
>you wish to serve me?
>>217153376they dont land the winch drops the sling load off
>>217155362Yes mistress
How will he keep making a top girl each movie? Surely he can't pull it off a fourth time.
>>217155458Hot female human soldier that takes out a lot of Navi.
>>217155458Yes, well done skeptical anon, well done skeptical anonHOWEVERTEENAGE TUK
>>217148319>Why are people so vehemently against the popularity of Avatar?> Is consuming entertainment such an essential part of people's personalities these days that the lack of an Avatar "fanbase" bothers them?Gen X and older recognize the Dances With Wolves & Pocahantes boilerplate. Gen Y on the older side might as well, but can purity spiral for or against it's notional messaging (but probably just reflexive reaction against ham-fisted didactic allegory). Gamers just see one long cut scene (and could nit pick the verisimilitude of the CGI in at least the first two). Everyone can notice the marketing campaigns to force a Blockbuster on the early 90s and 80s model, and the desperation of big studios and the industry; and Cameron comes off as very, very preachy and out of touch while waxing poetic with eco-friendly platitudes . . . basically everything George Lucas did with the Prequels and wanting them to consciously reflect the times (Global War on Terror, Patriot Act). Mostly infinity slop Talking Animals from Pixar, Disney and such branded CGI only films as For Children in people's minds. And paying ticket premiums for Dolby or whatever the facial IMAX immersion bullshit SPLASH ZONE experience is asking a lot in this state of the world, and savages on their phones talking (and CHICKEN JOCKEY worse), with muh assigned seating no one can find in the dark. It's an excuse to opt out of cooler talk level pleasantries, which are boring, and will almost never elicit a sincere and unselfconscious nerd out over the story and lore. It's just a popcorn flick showcasing film technology.
>>217155486Why you mad at it tho
>>217155458Tuk the Teenaged Tomboy will be the toppest girl for the toppest installment.And man, they really gave Neyney the bimbo treatment on that A1 promo.
>>217150445>I SEE YOU FROM A MILE AWAY>>217154747>... Dad, I'd do it myself if you asked me. I understand the stakes ... but here, in the dark? Come on, really? We're 'Sky People'--Spider has to 'break' him with quiet bravery. What's happening isn't intimate, it's ugly, and more cowardly the longer it goes along. Neytiri should be shouting and see her husband first, crestfallen-- she spills the beans before he can say anything, and Spider hears the honest truth from her AS IF he was executed back there. Then Spider steps out from behind and says "It's okay." or she sees him over his shoulder after ugly crying. It was never suspenseful because we know it's not happening, or else the franchise hero an heros his credibility. All the dramatic tension and irony there - for the viewer - is not knowing Neytiri's reaction, and the gift is reconciliation and a new understanding in that family dynamic. Ironically more cruel of a drawn out scene than anything with the Ash Clan.
Just got done with another round of very possibly unsuccessful job applications, there's no way there's a silent financial crisis going on, I have zero work experience and it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to get a gig.Anyways, I'll cleanse my worries later by watching A3 for the first time. Digits decide which snack I'll sneak in.
>there's no way there's not a financial crisis going on*
>>217155946They pretend to be hiring while rejecting all native applications so they can say they have no good applicants and get the foreign slaves. They also pretend to be hiring simply because constantly "hiring" tricks the shareholders into thinking the company is constantly growing. This has been known for a while.
>>217156007Well, that's just fucked. And on top of it I have student debt from a degree I dropped out of, that I was pressured into. The planets are doing me the fuck in.
>>217155946the infinite jobs (((propoganda))) to justify infinite shitskins has been ongoing since we lost the war, youre time is better spent working out the logistics of investing in an axe, building a cabin in the woods, and living entirely off grid until the glowies need to shoot you for some more propoganda, or of course, you could always lie on your resumes>>217156105literally not the end of the world, you will survive this anon one day at a time, build a homestead, recreate Rhodesia
>>217155946gummies and I'm wishing you luck with the applications
>>217155946My preference would be chili nuts
>>217148806We'll see a loli Varang in the sequel retelling how a volcano destroyed her village.
>>217154401She's trying hard to sound like a Spaniard but keeps soundling like an American 50% of the time. She's like most Americans that try to talk like Brits and think it's enough to omit the 't' in water and stuff.
>>217154782>dont actually remember much from Way of Water but I'll just guess it happened somewhereHe literally drowns but is saved by Spider at the last moment
>>217148841>eywas spirit is anthro silhouette with connections coming out of its head like a Na'Vi with unravelee kurutoo on the nose
>>217156390I'm thinking gummies too
>>217148802This is the hottest thing I've ever seen. BRAVO, CAMERON, BRAVO
why did cameron make the blue people so sexy?
>>217152177All animals are agents of eywa, she can order them around but they aren't doing her bidding 100% of the time and just do animal shit for most of their lives
>>217154818>recom-Quaritch is a new personBy which metric
>>217156632It's his childhood fever dream obsession, you think he isn't a giant having sex with the giant blue Amazonian cat girls in his own fantasy?
>>217150641Neytiri realizing she hates the idea of spider but not spider himself, kino
>>217156676>By which metricBy the story Jim wants to tell. Metrics are for the souless corpo drones
>>217156621>BRAVO; CAMERONmore like coomeron
>>217156718>cameron suffered from acute insomnia until he could finally make avatarkino
>>217156730>"If your father and I do not return, you take Spider and the girls and you fly as fast and as far as you can."A son for a son.
>>217151645>jesus attempts to redeem one last sinner
>>217153830This. Unless Jimbo had this yellow nigger with him on set for two and three and taught him how that shit's done it's just not going to be Avatar anymore
>if 3 doesn't make any money I won't do Avatar 4 and 5>maybe I'll do a press conference and tell the end of the story>maybe I'll write a book instead of making the movies>maybe that faggot James Wan will direct themHe's tired of Avatar, isn't he?
>>217155946I prefer sour gummiesRemember to buy half a pint of vodka and pour it into a cup of cola you buy at the cinema, enchances kinography by 1000% and you will get sober before the movie ends anyway
>>217156994Is it lethal to be this doomed all the time? Suicidal even?
>>217156994He's just teasing us. He will be making the whole multimedia storytelling thing Wachowskis did with the Matrix. He's the last great director and avatar is his swan song, he's not going to fumble it.
gentle bred migration when ready>>217148742>>217148742>>217148742
>>217157001>not going in totally wasted already and hollering "WOOOO" obnoxiously every time Varang comes on screen
>JC brought back the deleted scene of Tuk playing with the sea otters from wotw and put it in the end creditsbased
>>217151051Jake is so lucky, bros.I can't take it anymore.
>>217157147fact or cap?
https://x.com/i/status/1924118773050826764 idiot gor deleted
>>217157228wait no wrong lonk https://x.com/JamesC_Online/status/2004524038786580816
>>217151512https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fantasy/products/fleshari-blue-alien-stroker
over 1300 days until total Tuk supremacy
>>217152748>>male CEO>Javier BardemWhat's the most you ever lost on a mining trip? Friendo.
>>217148732>didn't had the balls to draw her in her avatarkiniNo guts no glory
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>>217154106BB is on the opposite spectrum of political compass from JC
>>217155486I enjoy the half naked alien women and quaritch, that's about it.
>>217157467>5ewTuk has 4 fingers.
>>217156994I wouldn't be surprised if the massive delay between Avatar 1 and 2 made him rethink how long he wants to do the series. We were supposed to be on Avatar 5 by now. I don't blame him for wanting to do other films before he gets too old.
>>217157147Was it already completed?
>>217157902Part of that was the coof, but wasn't even more of it developing the tech? 2 and 3 have about as much visual fidelity as you can get and put 1 to shame despite 1 still looking good, and you have the underwater shots and everything. Most of that side of the work is done for 4 and 5.
>>217158007Is the tech going to become available or will only Cameron and his crew know how to make it?
>>217152486Based
>>217158087After the series concludes he'll make it available but only on the condition that a high budget Avatar spinoff be shot following the desired production.
what's the point of Avatar?
>>217159053Preventing the decline of cinema technology.
>>217159053Some liberal faggot's interpretation of a cowboys and indians movie where the indians are actually the good guys.
