Best Daario edition>>217630408
Dead general
>>217646081>>217646145The biggest cock in the main series belongs to Leyton Hightower.
>>217646234holy shit, he's literally me
>>217646150Why not make it Dunk related?
Who would you be most surprised to learn that GRRM regrets killing? For me, it would be Rob Reiner
>>217646271Because there are only two episodes and you get banned if you post Ser Alren's penis
I drank the Arbor Gold.
Lord Ashford fucks his sheep!
>>217646150the whole danaerys thing is the worst part of the show. Besides the first ep, of course
>sticking the Ashford chair up your asswas this scene really necessary?
maekar and baelors casting is 10/10
>>217646330>Who would you be most surprised to learn that GRRM regrets killing?It's Kevan Lannister
>>217646574maekar looks older than baelor
Why can't they just adapt the books 100% and no stupid changes? I feel sorry for George. He will never get a proper adaption in his lifetime.
calling all true knights and sons of Westeros, do not let this invasion continue
>>217646150best maario edition
>>217646693What is Daemon's tax policy?
>>217646595Sounds like something that own fart sniffing fat man would say. He and Alan Moore should get a room.
>>217646693Based>>217646738tax policy?
>>217646738
We getting Blackfrye series next?
>>217646738no more income tax
>>217646643whore
>>217646802Dunk and Egg is the Blackfyres series
>>217646818please please please just don't make him black
>>217646983Best I can do is pajeet.
>>217646150If Yi Ti is supposed to be china/east asia then what does that make Asshai? Is it like, babylonian/persian mishmash??
>>217646150If there isn't enough interest in the show that is currently airing that you have to go for ten year old OP's to fake interest maybe you just don't have a general?Maybe shut the fuck up until the next episode releases and there is something worth talking about?
>>217646687Because a book isn't a visual medium nor do you get internal monologues from a POV perspective so you have to make it work.No one who hasn't read the book knows that Dunk was thinking "Not too tall for kissing" in what turned out to be an embarrassing scene when adapted compared to a sweet and endearing scene when written.
>>217647127Trying to make the world like-for-like does not work. For example, the go-to answer people give for the Summer Islands is they are Africa (as in sub-Sahara), yet beyond the people being black are more, and even this is largely superficially so, more akin to something like South Asia or Southeast Asia. There is also no clear India esque civilisation on route Yi Ti. Asshai is just supposedly to be its own fantasy thing. Something better thought of like The Night Land or something by Clark Ashton Smith rather than X real culture in fantasy form.
>>217646693You should do one for Daeron on Bluesky
Don't mind me.
>>217647233i'd be down to make it but i don't know what tweet to base it off of? joe biden? also i'm banned from there
>>217646983
>>217647374
>>217647127Pure fantasy
>>217647276>joe biden?seeing as joe beat trump yes
i coomed to Euler x mitachurl in honor of ser Arlan.
>>217646330The Viper
>>217646574too bad the dialogue is shit. the changes ruined the scene too.
Your Grace, as you know, a mystery knight named "Jon the Juggler" has been a favorite of the smallfolk in recent King's Landing Jousts. His skills and propensity for juggling swords have delighted many. Your Master of Whispers has discovered that Jon is actually your eldest daughter, Anonia, who has always been a gifted horseback rider and apparently learned to juggle from your fool, Wingus McDingus. What shall be done about this?Also, even though your nameday was last week, we are still receiving gifts from across the realm and overseas. Just today, the Lord of Casterly Rock sent you a solid gold privy. Would you like to use it as intended or have it melted down for the gold?And finally, you commanded myself and other Red Keep maesters to develop a new, cheaper, and stronger form of Milk of the Poppy. As such, we have not done so, but we did create a new potion that... well, to be blunt, causes men of even advanced ages to maintain... an erection. How shall we proceed?
>>217647374God i hated this movie. was also low-key sexist and racist
>>217647524I never saw it. How?
>>217647501>>217647501>Your Grace, as you know, a mystery knight named "Jon the Juggler" has been a favorite of the smallfolk in recent King's Landing Jousts. His skills and propensity for juggling swords have delighted many. Your Master of Whispers has discovered that Jon is actually your eldest daughter, Anonia, who has always been a gifted horseback rider and apparently learned to juggle from your fool, Wingus McDingus. What shall be done about this?Have Anonia cut-off Wingus' balls and cock, and have her then juggle with them in front of him. If she refuses then Wingus will still have them removed and I will see it that he is agonisingly killed slowly. If she complies he will be killed regardless, but she will have prevented him from a more painful death. It is about time that Anonia is married. She is far too much like her mother. Anonia needs a husband who will fuck this excess energy out of her and spank her when she misbehaves.>Also, even though your nameday was last week, we are still receiving gifts from across the realm and overseas. Just today, the Lord of Casterly Rock sent you a solid gold privy. Would you like to use it as intended or have it melted down for the gold?Are you implying I need the gold? Are you accusing me of having beggared the realm that I have to resort to destroying gifts?>And finally, you commanded myself and other Red Keep maesters to develop a new, cheaper, and stronger form of Milk of the Poppy. As such, we have not done so, but we did create a new potion that... well, to be blunt, causes men of even advanced ages to maintain... an erection. How shall we proceed?You shall get back to work and develop what I fucking told you to develop.
nuncle
>>217647501I drink wildfire and become a dragon
>>217646150Why did they replace him?
>mayhaps>nuncle>mummers farce>grandsire>nipples on a breastplate
>>217647771>>217647908where the fuck is nuncle even from
>>217647501>Your Grace, as you know, a mystery knight named "Jon the Juggler" has been a favorite of the smallfolk in recent King's Landing Jousts. His skills and propensity for juggling swords have delighted many. Your Master of Whispers has discovered that Jon is actually your eldest daughter, Anonia, who has always been a gifted horseback rider and apparently learned to juggle from your fool, Wingus McDingus. What shall be done about this?Let her have her fun. But let it be known that if she is discovered she must stop forever and deny it with all her words.>Also, even though your nameday was last week, we are still receiving gifts from across the realm and overseas. Just today, the Lord of Casterly Rock sent you a solid gold privy. Would you like to use it as intended or have it melted down for the gold?Write the good lord and tell him that I will think of him everytime I make use of it.>And finally, you commanded myself and other Red Keep maesters to develop a new, cheaper, and stronger form of Milk of the Poppy. As such, we have not done so, but we did create a new potion that... well, to be blunt, causes men of even advanced ages to maintain... an erection. How shall we proceed?It shall be made illegal for any maester other than the grand maester to produce it. This will give us more leverage over the brothelkeepers.
>>217647967My/Mine uncle.
>>217647726Sire, we have done as you commanded and Princess Anonia did as you instructed. She seems very traumatized and your fool has passed away. Whom did you have in mind for her new husband? Also will you require a new fool?W-well, no your Grace of course not. It's just you still have that valyrian steel privy gifted to you by that Qartheen warlock. After much testing (we lost so many test subjects) have have crafted a cheaper form of Milk of the Poppy. However while it does dull pain drinking too much makes one lose all sense of pain permanently. A rather dangerous side effect
>>217647967its how you refer to your uncleother people have unclesyou have nunclescomes from Mine uncle
>I trust that you're kids are not deadKWAB
TAOOBA
>>217648018>Sire, we have done as you commanded and Princess Anonia did as you instructed. She seems very traumatized and your fool has passed away. Whom did you have in mind for her new husband? Also will you require a new fool?Gods, man! What good is a council if all I get given is problems and questions without any suggestions or answers!? Who is eligible to be married that is of suitable age, status, and temperament? Someone young, of a good name and reputation, and who will rein her in to some level of comportment befitting a princess without mistreating her. Is that so hard for a king and father to ask? As for for another fool... why bother when I have a court of noble fools!?>W-well, no your Grace of course not. It's just you still have that valyrian steel privy gifted to you by that Qartheen warlock.Do you think one will continue to receive such gifts if they so wilfully destroyed? Do you think destroying the gift of a warlock is wise? >After much testing (we lost so many test subjects) have have crafted a cheaper form of Milk of the Poppy. However while it does dull pain drinking too much makes one lose all sense of pain permanently. A rather dangerous side effectThen the responsibility is on the Maesters to know how much is too much. Unless you are to tell me your organisation is just full of half-wits?
>new episode is called 'Hard Salt Beef'>there is no salt beef in the episodewhat did they mean by this?
>>217648205We got salt pork instead.
>>217648205This is not me saying it is a good title but, it is the scene where Dunk and Arlan are under the tree in the rain and start laughing.
why would that guy let him borrow the armor for only 2 stags knowing he was going to fight while wearing it?if the shit costs 800 stags I'd imagine getting into a fight and denting/fucking it up does more than 2 stags worth of damage desu
>>217646150in a parallel world, hotd is actually good
>>217648096
Apparently Lucy Boynton has been cast in season 2, do we have our Rohanne Webber?
>>217648295I do not think it is good casting, but who else is there for that story for her to play beyond that character?
What the FUCK was up with that dudes dong? That thing was like 10 inches soft good lord
>>217647979This King is nice >>217647726This King is a meanie
Maario Naharis
>>217648205he eats it at the start with arlan, and at the end
>>217648335There are basically no women in the second book for her to be other than Rohanne. Unless they are doing some kind of Shiera Seastar cameo which would be silly. I liked her a lot in A Pale Blue Eye and Apostle, so I like the casting even if she’s half a foot taller than book Rohanne.
>>"Lord Ashford fooks his sheep"I think house Ashford needs a new sigil lol
if they had combined episode 1 and 2 it would've been a top 10 best episode in the series for me
Members of House Stokeworth are on guard around Lord Ashford.
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217648295Probably. I think the height is less of the issue and it is more Lucy Boynton is 7-10 years too old. Sure, these adaptions have a tendency to age people up, but that is not really an excuse to keep doing so and it is not as if it is a situation where they need to age up a child to an adult. They could have got a early-to-mid 20 something actress. Lucy Boynton is 32. It is not as if her being a known name is truly going to factor into the season having higher audience engagement, as the majority of people will either watch it or not watch it regardless if it was her or whatever other British actress they got - we are not in an age where there is star power and Lucy Boynton, even if not a who? actress, does not have meaningful star power.
cast them
spoiler from GRRMneither Daemon or Daeron are king Aegon IV’s sons
>>217648706no shit, the line is beyond fucked up
newfag hereI’m surprised got still has a general here to this day. I thought you would all have moved to /lit/ or something by now
>>217648694The show Blackfyres will be black by the way
>>217648809we are like house targaryen
>>217648809It is not unbroken run if that is what you think. It has only ever been a thing when there has been a show/season on.
>>217648826no they won't
>>217646693is this real?
>>217648809This is actually a rather poor showing for the general. We used to burn through threads when it was /got/ and for S1 of /got/hotd/. Most of the speed of threads for /dunk/ is confided to day or two after release, and even then those threads are slow to what the general used to be. There is probably the aspect of people being burnt with how GOT ended and S2 of HOTD though the main factor is there is nothing really to speculate or argue about with AKOTSK. Plus what >>217648856 said.
>>217648964it is an uphill battle for this series to regain it's dignity and save this generaland it all falls on him
>>217649040why is this the best armor in all three shows
>>217648856>It has only ever been a thing when there has been a show/season on.Other than the time we lasted for like 5 months after the final ep of season 1 of HOTD.
>>217649087>season 1 of HOTD.really gave us so much false hope
>>217648902
>>217649040how often does dunk keep his helmet on cause i really like this look
>>217649220>Dunk's eyes are in his foreheadI know it's a comic but it's so stupid.
>>217649356he just has a really small brain
It's thursday which if you think about it is pretty much saturday which means it's the weekend really which means new dunk pretty soon
>>217649356i think live action captured it without it looking retarded >>217649040
>>217649220You know, this type of helmet was used exclusively for jousting and was bolted to the breast plate. No movement.
>gets helmet knocked off 15 seconds into the fight so the actors face can be visiblemy favorite trope
>>217647501BURN THEM ALLBURN THEM IN THEIR HOUSESBURN THEM IN THEIR BEDS BURN THEM ALL
Wikifag here, really liked the first two ‘sodes, better than anything ASOIAF since season 3. Shall I read the novellas? I think I shall. Gonna pirate them
>>217649426It's a stylised later period great helm with a rounded top. Problem is that nobody at HBO or Martin himself knows that you wore great helms over a maile coiffe and usually with a steel cap over the coiffe foe the helm to sit snugly on.
The new thing is out? So what's the catch of this one, is it better or worse than HotD?
I did not care for the mystery knight
do you think hotd is irredeemable at this point?S1 was kino, but S2 had this weird pace and awful ending. plus all that shit george said about being ignored by the showrunner.
Bwos im actually excited for this series and looking forward to the next episodes...with exception to dealing with some stupid shock at the beginning now
>>217649754better, by leaguesbut its short30~ min episodes and only 6 for the seasonalso an annoying habit of using gross humor
>>217649764Yeah I think it's redeemable. Season 2's major flaw was that almost nothing happened. It felt like filler content with occasional cool dragon fights. The solution is to pick up the pace again and focus the plot.
will you guys laugh at me if i told you i own a sword from asoiaf
We are getting closer to AI fixing Season 7 and 8 of GoT.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hnt4Kp5o5sI
>>217649764No it’s irredeemable, there is the possibility that Aegon II’s restoration will be kino but they’ve totally messed up Team Green’s characterisation
>>217649754Better so far. But it has some dick and fart jokes.
>>217648250
I wonder how they will do the brain scene. It was pretty disturbing when I read it the first time. Will they just do some goofy shit or will they go full horror?
>>217650055What was Maekar's problem?
>>217650088Irritated by stupidity
>>217650083Full horror to contrast with the goofy humour
>>217650055Slightly improved, cut it off at the last possible frame.
>>217650131ty
Stannis!Stannis!Stannis!
>>217650088He's used to all the Court bullshit, so he couldn't believe this backwater retard would say something like that that could get him flogged or killed at court.
>>217649764It’s irredeemable. The show runner is your typical Hollywood egotistical cunt. It’s a shame because season 1 was decent
>>217650055
>>217650088forever overshadowed by his gigachad older brother, forever suffering because his kids all turned out retarded
>>217650257What did Aemon do??
It’s funny to think that Lysa Arryn and Cersei Lannister spent 15 years together at court in King’s Landing. I’m sure they had some epic catfights and passive aggressive discussions.
>>217649764It can absolutely be redeemed, but it’s dependent entirely on Condal being able to take in constructive criticism from both his coworkers and the general public to change what isn’t working. But he’s said he refuses to read reviews for the show and won’t even take it pointers from the author of the book so it’s not looking good. Will be fun to shitpost over regardless.
>>217650264Mega nerd
>>217650276that's my biggest fear with hotd. it's going down the same path as the boys but a season earlier
>>217647207>>217647207>Because a book isn't a visual mediumI keep hearing this, yet I have yet to see any reason for why it shouldn't be 100% adapted the way the book was. Anything is better than these new "amazing" scenes created by the show runners.
>>217649626Wtf is a sode?
>>217650379He literally gave you the reason retard
>>217650437Coke or Pepsi?
>>217650364Soldier boy was the only good part of the last season.
>>217650550based TND chad
>>217647207>Because a book isn't a visual mediumThis is complete nonsense and more so with the Dunk & Egg stories, which are very "visual" in their writing style (which is why they're the best of Gurn's work, though he'll never write anymore of them...)The problem is Hollywood is no longer capable of just _adapting_ a story, they HAVE to change the original story in multiple shitty ways and include all kinda retarded new content, ultimately ruining it.
>>217650550still the best episode of that show
>>217647864I think he realized GoT was shit and bailed to some other show, which was shittier and he got replaced by Daario Randomguy.
>>217650654>Maario Naharis. Whateva happened there?
>>217648295>Lucy Boyntonmeh
>>217648809>I thought you would all have moved to /lit/ or something by nowThere has long been a /grrm/ general on /lit/ that has better discussion.>>>/lit/25029280
>>217649886depends on which sword
>>217650276>But he’s said he refuses to read reviews for the show and won’t even take it pointers from the author of the bookThis is the proper American way. Fuck what anyone else thinks I'm gonna see my idea through to the end. His mindset is based and praiseworthy but his talent and product is shit.
>>217649886if it's gaylarian steel you should cut your own throat with it
just post ser arlan's webm and be done with it
>When you didn't make enough money from GoT
>>217649886it better not be longclaw
Summerhallwhatever happened there
RedGrasswhatever happened there
>>217646150/tv/ Community ComplaintWe want to raise an ongoing concern shared by multiple users regarding the state of discussion on /tv/, specifically around long-running general threads.Over time, a number of generals — including Pluribus, Alien Earth, Stranger Things, Star Trek, and others — appear to be relying on post bots or artificial reply inflation to maintain prominence. This practice distorts organic engagement, crowds out genuine discussion, and gives a misleading impression of community interest.Because of this, many users feel that allowing generals to continue after the 12th would further erode the quality of the board. The request being made is straightforward:That general threads no longer be allowed going forwardThat discussion return to individual, topic-focused threads driven by real participationThat artificial boosting, intentional or otherwise, be addressed transparentlyThis complaint isn’t about targeting specific fandoms, but about preserving fair visibility and authentic conversation on /tv/. Many of us would prefer a board where threads rise or fall based on actual interest, not automated activity.Submitted in good faith by concerned users.
>>217646574Baelor actor Bertie Carvel is a damn good actor
>>217650893>whatever happened there
>>217646150He's so fucking ugly. Looks like a tranny
>>217646330The franchise. That fat bastard did not write a new book for 15 (FIFTEEN) years. 7 years passed since GoT's finale
>>217650925you are so hilariously retarded
>>217650956the ritual... The seven rest their souls...
>>217651066Don't reply to the bots, anon
>>217651114You are a mod or a bot
>WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!>I’ll tell you what happened >>217650893>this bald poor loving cocksucker lit up his family like he was cooking a flambé>>217650920>and this one eyed cock sucker shot a father and his two sons death with arrows without provocation
>>217651122You're a talker
damn did the dunk and egg show premiere already? no one i know is talking about it kek
>>217651162THATS RIGHT GO BACK TO DRAGONSTONE COCKSUCKA
>>217650654He asked if he got to have a sex scene with Daenerys, they said no, so he bailed.Then they wrote the sex scene in next season just to spite him.
>>217651202kek
>>217651079>>217651202kek
>>217651114he's not a bot he just got mind broken by alien earth threads and never recovered
>>217651202nuncle philly
>>217651162>and this one eyed cock sucker shot a father and his two sons to death with arrows without provocationthis retelling of events is sending me lmao
>I saw two dornishmen runnin that way>oh yeah, those guys
>>217651270>I SAW THAT COMING
>>217651307>bloodraven, he was found spying on fucks in a cave beyond the wall, my wilding up there told me. Plus the tribes up there said he had a tree rammed up his ass or somethin
>he was gay Daemon Blackfyre?
>>217651339>its 305, they got pillow biters in the kingsguard
Are dornush circumcis
....semoc eH
>>217646150why is he best version though
>>217646150The show turned to shit when he wasn't himself anymore. Everybody became a second rate version of themselves, but in Daario it was also visible.
>>217651114Is it a bot or real? I thought /tv/ was basically dead. The new captcha a final nail in its coffin.
>>217652011Never underestimate the level of autism that runs rampant here.
>>217646150I knew instantly when they replaced this guy with generic bearded brunette(4) that the show was doomed
>>217646643She deserves to be crowned queen of love and beauty.
>>217651339what, NOOO!
>>217646643Will Dunk smash?
>>217648706Daemon being Baelor’s son would be cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8V8_sIFL9s&pp=ygUPTXkgRnJpZW5kIERhcmlv
I'll do it. I'll spank that child
>>217652600A LADY WITH A LANCE????
>>217652600It stinks in here. Close your legs, Arianne.
>>217652600LANCE?
>>217646150Halfassed horsecock in the vomit
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217647374I just watched that guy in Fallout. He's a very bad actor.
>>217651202top zozzle
Moar liek the Knight of the Smelly Kingdoms amiright?
>>217647864They didn't.
>>217648008>My/Mine>M/M>M-Uncle>NuncleA modern day Voltaire has arisen.
>>217650269lmao did they ever interacted or mentioned each other in book or a show
>>217653507English is full of funny quirks most don't ever discover for themselves, like the origin of "hickory dickory dock".
>>217648239Steely Pate has it all under control.
>>217653579Good morning Saar
>>217648809
I would suck Arlan cock
>>217653505i really thought he grew a beard in the second image. guess it was a trick of the lightning
Would you suck Arlan BWC for $ 10, 000 ?
>>217652663What does aroused dornish cunt smell like?
>>217653599I see no compelling reason to deliberately add to the confusion.
>>217648239because Steely Pete is going to force him into a 40 year private and exclusive sex contract with Dunk when he loses the tournament. Pete like em big
>>217653805
>>217653805Bags of sand and salty coins
>>217648239He needed a new smith apprentice and dunk can reach the higher shelves in the shop.
>>217652856He's the next Pedro Pascal, you dunce.
>>217654047Charles Dance has remarkable physiognomy
>>217654104
>>217653803Would you suck it for knighthood?
Why didn't Arlan knight Dunk?
>>217649764The thing with season 2 was i didnt think it was bad at first but the finale made the whole season worse retroactively. The biggest whiplash between seasons 1 & 2 is the pacing. Season one spans multiple years in 10 episodes, whiles season 2 barely covers a few weeks in 8 episodes. You feel the pace dragging. I liked the Daemon harrenhal nightmare visions at the start but he is just trapped there doing basically nothing for the entire season.Another big difference between season 1 & 2 was the absence of viserys. His actor was able to carry season 1 with his performance, and in season 2 nobody filled the void he left with his death. Rheanyra’s actor is so fucking boring she is completely unable to command any sort of kingly/queenly presence, complete charisma blackhole.I dont think its redeemable because Condal, HBO, and GRRM are all partially responsible for season 2s failures and none of them are willing to admit fault.
>>217654154Because then he would need a new squire. And a knight needs horses, armor, weapons, etc. They obviously didn't have the money to arm Dunk.
Considering not watching next weeks and maybe just binge watching in march or something. 30min episodes are just cock teases
>>217654104Charles dances father fought in the Boer war
>>217654371I was just wondering how is that possible and wow his father was ultra based >Walter Charles Dance was born in Redditch, Worcestershire, on 10 October 1946, the younger son of Eleanor Marion (née Perks; 1911–1984), a cook, and Walter Dance (1874–1949), an electrical engineer who served as a sergeant in the 2nd Regular Battalion of the Royal Fusiliers during the Second Boer War (having previously served in the 2nd Volunteer Battalion) and who was in his 70s when his son was born.[2][3] By his father's previous marriage, Dance had two older half-sisters, Norah (1898–1993) and Mary (1903–1908).[4] On his maternal side, he also has an elder half-brother, Michael (born 1936).
>>217654154He died very unexpectedly of a sudden illness, so he just probably never got around to it and thought he'd have more time.
>>217653505kek
Why the fuck isn't there a torrent for episode 2 of dunk? Plenty of episode 1 on piratebay, but no episode 2. Anyone help a bro out with a link? Thanks in advance!
>>217652600Are you men in this setting retarded when it comes to flirting? What an autistic response Joss gives with>We are on a ship, and without horses.
>>217648250Easily best scene so far
>>217654461>tfw either of your half-sisters could technically have been your grandmother
So it's that easy, huh? Hire a bunch of male white English actors and follow closely the source material.
>>217655483are you a retard, bro?.party had a torrent the day the episode aired
>>217655483go to rutracker dot org, nigga.They have uploads there with original sound
>>217655676Do you have a link? I haven't torrented in ages and I am only familiar with piratebay.
>>217655816.party is pirate baypiratebay .partywithout the space obviously
>>217651244Cleganebowl!
Does Dunk have to win EVERY match so he doesn't end up with financial losses?Or is it sufficient to just win one?
>>217655872If he wins one, he gets the loser's purse, armor and horse, so he can stop there and make a profit. But he's a brokie so if he loses even one he's penniless
>>217655872if he wins just one he'd be massively up
>>217652820the sexual tension between bracken and blackwood is off the charts
>>217655483waow.. it's so hard to find torrents...
>>217655945you telling me all these knights carry purses? that's fruity as hell
>>217655831>>217656001Thanks a lot!
anyone have that leo longthorn tyrell shield webm?
>>217655569don't forget about accurate BWC portrayal
>>217650708Its really annoying that i dont remember anything about this and i really don't want to watch it again. Who does he beat to death?
>>217655945Except the Ashford tournament rules stipulate if you beat one of the 5 champions then you take their place. Dunk would need to beat one and then either never get selected to joust against a challenger or win 2 and lose one so he has a net positive gain.
The crazy Baratheon guy is the best change to the source material so far
did lord Ashford really fuck his sheep?
>>217651307kek
>>217656149ctrl f growing strong nigga in this thread
>>217657420oh nevermindIn my defense I did ctrl+f .webm but that anon posted it as .mp4
>>217657273Hes a little bit OTT
>>217657316Nobody contradicted the guy, so I assume it must be true
>>217657316He simply slipped and fell. It was mating season. It was an unfortunate accident
>>217657273gives me trying to hard energy
>>217657273It just seems like a discount Jack Sparrow. He is not really jovial or boisterous that seems the more natural way for him to be. You can still portray him as being slightly or somewhat deranged, but they are leaning way too into.
>>217646687>Why can't they just adapt the books 100% and no stupid changes?Because the books are a thousand pages long, you fruitcake.
>>217648239He didn't let him borrow it. The 2 stags were to reserve the armor until he got the money
>>217646687Because a 100% faithful adaptation would only be like 3 episodes long and streaming services want more. All things considered the scenes they added are fine so far
>>217647374Is that the jeet from Portlandia?
Are we gonna see Aemon in AKOTSK?
>>217658148The duncan egg ones are like 5pages long
>>217654461>Walter Charles Dance was born in Redditch, Worcestershire, on 10 October 1946Hey, I have the same birthday as Tywin Lannister!
consensual sex with tall brown women
forced sex (against me) with tall brown muscular women
>>217657980Look at Mr. Party Pooper over here
>>217658677you're 79 years old?
>>217657273Faggot.
>>217658816The anon doth protest too much
>Dunk looked at him thoughtfully. He knew what it was like to want something so badly that you would tell a monstrous lie just to get near it.Damn now on a re read I spotted that dunk the lunk was a liar and a fame knight
>>217659561I like to think that later in life after Egg is king Dunk eventually confides in him that he isn't actually a knight. Egg just laughs it off, says something like "Ya, but you've acted more like a knight than any I've known" and quickly knights him himself.Feels like the "nice" end to their story before Summerhall happens.
>>217655483>doesn't use stremio
>>217657273he's overall an improvement but he is kind of small, hope seeing him in action will change that
>>217659597>quickly knights him himselfWouldn't he have likely been dubbed by Dunk and thus also a false knight?
>>217650770>>217650810>>217650887
>>217660162We don't know for sure. Gurm needs to write more D&E or Fire and Blood Vol. 2. Apparently in 219AC, Aegon fought in the Third Blackfyre Rebellion alongside Maekar and Aerion and "showed great courage'. He then got married in 220AC. It wouldn't surprise me if Maekar or Aerion knighted him.tl;dr - fat man write more books
>>217657980The showrunner described him as Jack Sparrow meets Ernest Hemingway, which is honestly a fascinating idea. Or to quote his actor (partly paraphrasing):>Lyonel is hyper masculine; he loves fighting and excitement, he’s seen his share of battles, he’s also a bit worldweary, but he really comes alive in fighting and is always up for some fun. He’s travelled the world, seen a lot, and has brought various things from his travels.His book counterpart is written pretty thinly, so it sounds like a cool expansion on his character.
>>217660329It's not really a big deviation from any spirit of the character - Baratheons are stereotypically mercurial and larger than life, Lyonel is just the Baratheon stereotype + a little more swashbuckling and fruity
>here's your new femme fatale, bro
>>217660211Anon that's a sword for girls.
>>217659597My personal headcanon is that later in life (but before Egg himself becomes a knight), Dunk admits his secret to Lyonel, who doesn't care and promptly rectifies it by knighting Dunk on the spot. It adds a little more tension to their later duel many years later
>>217660401>looks up Emma D'ArcyWHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT
>blackfyre >dark sister>dragonbaneSo those are the only targaryen swords, right?
>>217660443
>>217660443>>217660644>look her up on Arabic Wikipedia>acknowledges non-binarity>uses "him" because it's a gendered language>bottom of the page links to the "Portal:Women" pageThis shit's fucking stupid
>>217646643Brienne's ancestor? Maybe she gets married off to the Evenstar or his heir at this time, and years later Dunk has an affair with her? I can't understand why else she'd show up in this scene when Ashford's daughter never mattered in the story.
>>217647218Are they? I always got the impression the Summer Isles are Polynesia but with bows and caravels instead of canoes.
>>217660666Well.. yeah
>>217660422>Anon that's a sword for girls.yes but ironically it has more male wieldersi myself own this baby, personally i think it's way better than the popular design used in the artworks, but ngl it not having a ruby in the pommel or guard is such a stupid oversight
>>217660690At least trans people try to look the part and have reason to do so (opposite sex "software" on the wrong "hardware").Non-binary is literally just attention-seeking.
>>217660673Dunk fucks eggs sister and impregnated her and egg exiles dunk and marries her off to a Tarth before her pregnancy is known to save her from punishment. Dunk spends some time in Essos as a sellsword and returns to Westeros to warn egg of another one of Bittersteel as invasions, and gets back in his good graces
>>217660536pretty much, which is both a flex for house targaryen and an insult, the higher Valyrian families had pretty much every family household member owning one
>>217660536>dragonbaneWhat is this fanfic
>>217660753>exiles dunkIt would've been in the White Book.
>>217660796Maybe he exiles himself out of shame and it’s before he is sworn to the kings guard
So rough outline of the rest of the season:>Episode 3 "The Squire"Egg reveal and the Aerion confrontation with Tanselle. Dunk steps in to protect her and get arrested.>Episode 4 "Seven"Dunk gets charged and we learn about the Trial of Seven. Dunk tries to round up six knights to fight with him. Probably ends right before the trial.>Episode 5 "In the Name of the Mother"The Trial of Seven is the big action set piece for the season. Dunk is victorious but Baelor dies.>Episode 6 "The Morrow"Dealing with the fallout of Baelor's death and Aegon asks to be Dunk's squire.
Lucerys Velaryon, Lord of the Tide.
>>217660866Where's the damn joust?
The fucking drought never would have happened under Baelor's watch
>>217660892the trial of seven is a joustdunk is in prison during the tourney joust
Is Randyll Tarly the most honorable man in Westeros?
>>217652290>Daemon being Baelor’s son would be coolDaemon is Baelor the blessed's son, and Daeron is Aemon the dragonkinght's son
>>217660951Threatening to murder your oldest son rather than just letting him become a Maester is not honorable. There is no actual cultural issue with people becoming Maesters given that Maekar, higher the nobility, was cool with Aemon becoming one.
>>217661020"Only nerds like books. Real men hunt, and fuck, and drink."
What do you guys use to dye your beards blue?
>>217661053I buy 60 sharpies and squeeze the goo out of them. Specifically blue sharpest. Black ones dont work
>>217661039Does Randyll seem like the sort of guy that would drink that much? Not saying he does not, but he comes across more as the type that would be very restrained with alcohol unlike a Robert Baratheon type.
>>217661086Randall Tarly is a bald piece of shit.
>>217661018This
>>217661018>aegon IV double cuckedtragic
>>217661086I would say the same about sex. Tarly probably has the view of it just being for procreation. He basically Stannis if Stannis was an absolute cunt rather than just being autistic.
>>217661020>Threatening to murder your oldest son rather than just letting him become a Maester is not honorableHe put the future of his house before his son. That's honorable in a way. >There is no actual cultural issue with people becoming MaestersMaesters are fags everyone knows it. The Ironborn in Essos are constantly buttfucking the one they have with them.
>>217660866Egg was supposed to reveal himself in episode 1, but HBO chickened out. It's the reason GRRM refuses to talk about the show. He's a depraved pervert
>>217660943What happens to him financially because he missed the tourney?
>>217661177hes minus a horse but still has the armor he bought with the horse moneybut beyond that hes still the same broke ass hedge knight he always was with ser arlan
>>217661271That fucking sucks.I was hoping he'd get his horse back.
Really good fucking EP again, easily the best show on TV for me now. Hope to see some t*rg shit mogging next ep.
>>217650213I read something about hollywood showrunners needing to be cunts by design, since they're ultimately the ones copping all the biggest shit if the show ends up being shit. I would also be an unhinged maniacal shithead just to piss off armchair writers before long in that job.
>>217660770So the targs lost all of them after?
It’s over
>>217662065>>217662065>>217662065
>>217662067Good job waiting until page 9.
>>217660211>the gayest targ swordHeartsbane mogsThey did oathkeeper dirty in the show. after being reforged it had red swirls in the steel instead of dark gray
