dead general editionprev >>217697518
>>217713109My new black boyfriend can really satisfy me
Cute and canon!
....semoc eH
>>217713137Speak plainly
Too bad that Dunk couldn't use Ser Arlan's original coat of arms.
Aemon and Aegon and Daemon and Vaemond and Aemond and Raemond and Laemon, okaemon
I drank the Arbor Gold.I have a bottle of white wine in my fridge for tonight. Macon-Villages, same as last week.
Will we have a reveal of egg's identity later?
Did Dunc kill Arlen?
>>217713952
>>217713244why did daemon kill him?
>>217713109
when is knight.of.the.seven.kingdoms.s01e03.webdl coming out?
>>217713109He should’ve kept Aemon alive
>>217713784I know most of these are jokes, but I hate when it's not because people just don't pay attention. I mean, they told us this in GoT.
Hey anyone else think the Prince's armour looks a little tight?
>>217714302ANON NO
You owe a debt.
new episode when?
"Nuncle" she pleaded. "Its the time of the month. Pray spare me for two moons and I will lie with you again. Nuncle please." But the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard wanted to see his pink mast red with her moon's blood. Lannisters always claim their debts he mused as he tore Myrcella's Stayfree Secure XXL pad away.
>>217713244Who's that?
shogun s2 this year too we are eating good
DUNK?
>>217714026kek
>>217715721some dude daemon killed
>>217715774I thought they already told Shogun's story
>>217713952fuck off, Preston.dying from a scuffle with bandits is a totally legit reason and doesn't need to be brought up .
>>217714050~15 hours.the stream anons will stream it in 10 hours and 5 minutes.
>>217716253Yes but money
>>217713784when you think about it, a series about young Varys would actually be very popular with woke crowd , an eunuch child/teen as main character would be construed by them as transgender child coded and therefore inclusive and brave
>>217716253historically william adams was stuck there for a very long time
>>217714026Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm. The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
>>217714026Daemon and Aegor are in the Aegon IV files
>>217716253they've already adapted most of the novel providing the inspiration yes, but the actual story of how Toranaga conquered the country is still to be told
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Todaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
It’s Dunk day!!
>>217713109Is book Jon a manlet too?
>>217716978he's like 15
>>217716796first for Valarr
>>217716978>>217716995I remember when someone was mogging Jon because Joffery was taller than him. I know a lot of people who shot up in height in their later teens. Hell I even knew one guy who got super tall after high school.However, Jon did die so he is a dedlet know.
>>217716796>>217716838guess we will see if this show keeps the momentum
>>217717094>>217716796GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217717242i wonder if death stunts your growth in westeros, like when he is revived will he stop growing
>>217716507lmao>Sleepy Daeron Waters
>>217717281Probably id imagine Rhaegar being a pretty tall guy at least 6’0. Ned probably around 5’10ish with Brandon standing at 6’0 or taller Lyanna must’ve been a womanlet.
>>217717382Rhaegar’s double grandfather was Jaehaerys and he was weak and sickly
All the targ princes dying, from Baelon onwards, were all part of a plan of Bloodraven's to make sure Egg got into the Ironthrone.And unironically, it was all so Dunk could have a bastard with Rhae Targaryen, and this bastard would be one of the ancestors of Brienne of Tarth, who would go on to defeat the Hound and make Arya run away to be trained as an assassin, thus giving her the skills to defeat the Night King.
>>217717483i really don't know why targ lovers love bloodraven so much lol
>>217717563he killed a lot of Blackfyre fucking shits.probably will have something to do with ending Aegon the fake dragon, or he would've, if this story was ever going to get an ending.
this ritualposting faggotry got old, go back to le dit, faggots
>>217717597>he killed a lot of Blackfyre fucking shits.he killed more targ shits
You know, I've never watched this show since I'm too autistic to watch mudcore without getting bothered every five seconds from the inaccuracies, but I watched some random video talking about how some thirty seconds scene where a bunch of people sat in a chair was a giant deep look into the personalities and i have to ask, is this really how normies see the world? Every single motherfucking wave of the hand somehow 'meaning' something? It's a fucking chair. Just sit in it.
>>217716253>I thought they already told Shogun's storyThey fucked up the original story and apparently now they'll be doing more, though I don't know where the story will go from here, as we saw Anjin-san die as an old man back in England.
>>217717680>is this really how normies see the world?No, but youtubers have to make analysis videos to pay the bills
>>217717680most people aren't that autistic, anonthey're just verborrhaging what "reading a room" is, most people just instinticvely know what others are about specially if you weren't coddled up as a child and touched grass growing up
>>217717832I touched plenty of grass, it's just "normal people" that are delusional freaks who keep looking for meaning in random bullshit that doesn't mean anything of note."hmmm, yes, so you like to drink water? i can now predict your entire personality now, yes" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
>>217717765That was a dream/fakeout. I forget what he was holding in the dying in England scene, but he tosses it into the ocean in the finale basically stating that he stays in Japan to weeb out.
>>217717985>couldn't respond to the right person>I'M NOT INSANE IM NOT INSANESer, your milk of the poppy.
You magically become the head casting director at HBO for all of Gurm's works. Who do you cast?
>>217718015>No you see i can tell your entire personality from the way you open a door. If you think this is weird, then you're the lunatic.
>fucked the Northern princess>fucked the Southern princess >fucked Jon Connington>everyone was wet for himhe was the reincarnation of Rhaegar all along
>>217718146Not Sadie Sink for one
>>217718146Bessie and her tits
>>217718146
>>217718795
i just read the last dunk book so no one can spoil shit for me no moar
>>217718900i can spoil the she wolves of winterfell since i saw the Preston video.
>>217718146you already know as who
>>217717382His aunt is a womanlet.But then, she probably didn't have the finest of nutrition.
Go back to Minilauta
>>217719375Maekar shortly after the rock incident. (killing that ill-begotten Dornish piece of shit didn't absolve of his anti-blackfyreist activities but it did move him up six layers)
TAOOBA
>about halfway already>nothing fucking happens
how many hours till the next episode and is anybody from here streaming it? if so who/link?
>>217719712nevermind, looks like brettygood is streaming it.
>>2177197126.5
>>217719986why is she such a fucking brat?Dunk could literally break her in half with his hands.
>>217720113she likes him
REMINDER: Egg burns Dunk to death
>>217720113and cock.
>>217720113>why is she such a fucking brat?13yo highborn lady who is seeing royalty and knights flood into town for a tournament celebrating her birthday. Basically guaranteed to be crowned Queen of Love and Beauty by the tourney winner. Probably a bit of an ego trip for a young lady.
>>217720167kinda cringe. think about the power inbalance. what do they have in common?what could they even talk about?they're in different stages of their lives.
>>217720181must be a pretty sick insult
>>217720208in the book they are three years apart anon
>>217720181Should have thought about that before he raped all those women.
>>217720181you can never trust a Targaryen
SIX HOURS IXPOST A TRAILER ANALYSIS VID BEFORE I PISS MISELF
>>217720241let's check the mathDunk is around 17 in the book. 17/2=8.5. 8.5+7=15.5Gwin is around 13.So yeah still too big a gap in the books.
>>217720269begone Blackfyre bastard
>>217720269>(((Targs)))
STOP RAPING, SER.
>>217720377This anon has the right of it. Dornish bastards and legally distinct Elrics, more like.
>>217719986These characters are British parodies, the common reaction to this for a British would be to look around confused and after a beat say "gore, blimey, what waa dat bout love?"
>>217718146i make every woman japanese/chinese and every man gemanic/anglo
>>217720321the only bastard here is Daeron "fornish the dornish" waters and his line of bastards
>>217720377Oy Vejes, stop noticing what the eastern inbreds that lost their homeland are doing!
where did it all go wrong
>>217720694who’s the one on the far right?
>>217720694>where did it all go wrong
>>217720694why the fuck did daemon bring his valyrian steel sword to train with his siblings and nephews lol what an asshole
She's hot. But "most beautiful woman in the world"? I'm not sure.
>>217720722rhaegel i think
>>217720694they were all happy once
If you were king of Westeros which king would you be most like?
>>217720722from left to rightBrynden (bloodraven), Aegor (bittersteel), Daemon Blackfyre, Quentyn Ball, Baelor (breakspear), Maekar, Aemon (maester aemon), and Rhaegel (the loon)
>>217720750
>>217720750heterochromia bitches hit different
>>217720820Jaehaerys “Keep the whores in line and your kingdom will be fine” Targaryen
>>217720820honestly probably Jaeharys II
>>217720725kek>>217720820aegon iv cause fuck the realm
>>217720820I would be a cross between Aerys I and Aegon the Unworthy. I would just want to spend my days reading and my nights fucking women.
>>217719986
>>217720694bloodraven is a fucking liar thats how it started
>>217720922This was debunked.
>>217720181Dunk clouts Egg in the ear so hard his brains leak out.
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217720181Egg was about to hatch dragons and Dunk knew he had to stop it even it it meant killing his best friend and king.
>>217718146I am not even an /a/fag or /co/fag but, part of me thinks the best thing to do would be the animate it rather than live-action. Though that is me assuming actually good animation and they embrace the medium to overcome the things live-action cannot, or is at least seen as not being able to, do.
>>217720907Same
>George didn't update the blog for the first time in 10 yearsIt's over.
>>217720820I'm a middle reign Aerys II type person, when he'd stopped being charming but before he became a homicidal rapist.>>217720694Fireball should have thrown the blue school shooter from the castle wall.
>>217721029>Egg was about to hatch dragonsman egg wasn't hatching dick
>>217721044maybe hes actually writing for once
So when do they play basketball?
>>217720694i wonder which one of these targs is the evil one
>>217721055Yes, writing more Wild Cards.
>>217721055Mayhaps a blog post with a double digit word count has become too strenuous for him.
>>217720942>bloodraven is a fucking liarwhat lie?
>>217714026what makes this funnier is that he is also an insurrectionalist
>>217721044RIP Petyr you would’ve loved how big of a guy Dunk is.
>>217721106>daemon is totally gonna rebel bro you have to attack him first people forget the blackfyres literally didn’t start the war
>>217721156This is a reference to actor Cillian Murphy's role in Batman The Dark Knight Returns where his character, CIA Agent, tells another character he is "a big guy." This became an internet meme on Reddit in 2012.
>>217720839>Aemon (maester aemon)that's Aerys I, you are getting your generations of Targ nerd mixed up
>>217721164This comrade is going to get disappeared by the raven's teeth and turn up in a labor camp somewhere in the gift.
>>217720694kinda happy what happened to them now
>>217721106thought crime is not a crime
he was the rightful king bros, he bore the sword
>>217721357>he bore the swordHow'd that work out for him?
If quickfinger wouldve gotten out with those dragon eggs daemon would be king right now, no doubt in my mind
>>217721357Bearing a sword makes one a king as much as it makes one a knight: not at all.
>>217720694
>>217721473lol
>>217721395this wasn't just some sword though
>>217721473spoilers
>>217720750Why didn't she fucked daemon too?
>>217721495It was passed down for ...generations.
>>217721521she probably did
>>217721473kek
>>217721473>werewood arrows for daemonnice touch
>>2177213951. Swords are the oldest known symbol of noble authority2. Having a sword and not having one is precisely the difference between being a king and not being one.
>>217721528lol
Bittersteel is a pretty cool name
>>217721473Aegor had the best ending. He died doing what he loved; being angry.
>>217721473someone explain the two on the right for me
>>217721638Beneath the gold, the bitter steel.
>>217721521My king would never cavort with hoors.
>>217721573Pretty sure the crown is that symbol, and having a mandate makes one a king more than swinging a blade, which would make every butcher a king in your fallacious hypothesis.
>>217721473bittersteel and bloodraven look pretty cool here ngl
Realistically speaking, what would’ve happened if the Blackfyres won the First Rebellion?>Dorne declares independence and harbours the Targaryen pretenders>Reach a total mess as the Tyrells lose the Lord Paramount status, Peakes take over?>Reynes replace the Lannistere?>Bittersteel as Lord Paramount of the Trident?>Vale???
>>217721670I'm a Bloodraven stan (rise up!), but that motto fucking slaps
>>217721726A thousand eyes, and one is also pretty cool
>>217721741Not as cool as my one: Winter is just around the corner!
>>217721707Targaryen dynasty's roots were not blood or divinity, but conquest, that's why that sword carries weight more than any crown, also they kept switching crowns for newer ones so it kinda lost it's weight
>>217721755A Lannister always pays people back!
>>217721395Blackfyre was the sword of succession. Kinda like crown jewels on coronations
Gwin Ashford fucks her sheep!
>>217721769They conquered with dragons, not a sword.
>>217721707>pretty su-Wel you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Ceremonial but completely useless swords denoting the noble leader of a warrior band date to the bronze age. Crowns start to come about as a fusion of Persian and Greek traditions as a consequence of Alexander's conquest.>and having a mandate makes one a king more than swinging a blade, which would make every butcher a king in your fallacious hypothesis.>t. man killed with sword
>>217721722>>Dorne declares independence and harbours the Targaryen pretendersprobably, or a new arrangement would be made but i don't see Dorne folding unless they keep their special privleges>>Reach a total mess as the Tyrells lose the Lord Paramount status, Peakes take over?nah, Tyrells would remain in power but Peake would be granted new lands and more power>>Reynes replace the Lannistere?definitley>>Bittersteel as Lord Paramount of the Trident?no>>Vale???nothing changes, Daemon returns Lady Forlorn to house Cobray himself along with his remains
What if daemon raised an army and conquered lands in essos thus making himself a kingdom there?
>>217721790It's not Excalibur, bro
>>217721809no shit, sword just represents power/force/violence, and it was the sword of the conqueror, dragons are gone so the next best symbol is blackfyre (the sword), it would be aegon's crown but that shit got yoinked in dorne
>>217721722>>Bittersteel as Lord Paramount of the Trident?That's a good way to turn the Trident into a blood gutter for generations.
>>217721872he should've went with Aegor to conquer the disputed lands
>>217721883>It's not Excalibur, broit's literally a magical sword older than every other magical sword in the series
Will there be a stream tonight?
>on the morrow we will show them what his hand has wroughtYall ready?
>>217721975I'm SO ready for filler and a 15 minute Egg reveal.
>>217721908He's not actually a Maegor tier psycho.Just a really an angry guy who loved Daemon.
>>217721975Ready for that hedge life!
>>217722013>who loved Daemon.this was debunked
>>217721975I hope Aerion doesn't hurt Tanselle too badly :(
>>217722039I hope he breaks her jaw
His shield in the show looks terrible. Like it wouldn't protect against a single thing.
>>217722093Based and What?-pilled
>>217720295>dunk fails at tourney>slaps brightflame when he's abusing a woman commoner>brightflame challenges him to a trial by combat>turn it into a trial of seven>baelor joins dunk>two or three randoms from dunk's side are killed>maekar kills baelor>endYou asked for it
>>217720318Gay. He can still pipe. Freshman girls constantly date senior dudes
>>217722093bro if i said something stupid enough to warrant these reactions i'd kill myself
>>217722135not even accurate lmao
We've had shit and piss. Will this week give us cum?!?
>>217722135You need Jesus, Portman
>>217721853>nah, Tyrells would remain in power but Peake would be granted new lands and more powerA lot of Blackfyre support seemed to be from lesser second-rate houses, particularly from the Reach, so I think a restructuring of the area could see the Tyrells toppled. I don’t think they’re as powerful as they were by ASOIAF.>Bittersteel as Lord ParamountTullys could lose Riverrun, and the Blackwoods may have sided with the Targaryens against the Brackens. There doesn’t seem to be a natural house there to takeover so Daemon could parachute in Bittersteel, who will be backed by the Brackens and would be engaged to Daemon’s daughter.
>>217722166Sheepfucking is on the menu this night
>I am the dragon and the dragon ought not los-ACK!!!Dragon these nuts across your face bitch
>>217722155Brightflame will also drink dragonfire because he is nuts
>>217722180>Blackwoods may have sided with the Targaryens against the BrackensThat's a virtual certainty.
Dunk is a pretty big guy
>>217722166Gaping anus
TELL ME ABOUT SER ARLANWHY IS HIS COCK SO BIG?
>>217722269no one cared who he was
>>217722081you sound like a fag kek
>>217722281kek
why is GRRM incapable of whimsy?
>>217721722>>Vale???There, excluding the Sunderlands, is no known house in the Vale that supported the Blackfyres. Even if we assume there were more Vale houses that did, there was none of actual relevance. In general, the Arryns seem to lack a Bolton, Reyne, Yronwood, Florent type vassal that is an actual threat. The second most powerful House in the Vale is probably either the Royces or Waynwoods, neither of which joined the Blackfyres nor are associated as being ambitious against the Arryns. For their part, the Sunderlands are not all that large and would be completely unaccepted by the Vale as overlords given Sunderlands are their own subregional Sistermen culture. Keeping the Arryns in power is the most sensible and practical option from a Blackfyre perspective as there is no one to replace them with and attempting to remove them just risks the possibility of the Vale declaring independence.The Vale is probably the best illustration of the wider approach that will have to be taken. That is effectively the approach of Robert post-Robert's Rebellion. Some land changes and whatnot, but overall most houses remain as they are and have to be brought into the fold through leniency. The alternative is the war just continuing as the Royalists rally around whatever Targaryen they can find, or a bunch of separatist wars emerge.
>>217722269You think thats big...?
>>217722353House Strickland, anon! But I agree I don’t think there’s a Vale house that could challenge the Arryns. >That is effectively the approach of Robert post-Robert's Rebellion. Some land changes and whatnot, but overall most houses remain as they are and have to be brought into the fold through leniency.But one dimension of the Blackfyre rebellion seems to be lesser houses rebelling against their overlords in the hope that they’ll improve their station with a Blackfyre regime. That needs to be addressed somehow. I think this could manifest in big ways in the Reach. But yeah perhaps the Lannisters would stay put.
>>217722353Daemon has great respect for the Knights of the Vale and Corbray, he probably would've lauded their efforts and prowess after he smashed their vanguard and beat their best warrior, i don't see much changing if the blackfyres win as far as which houses stay in power, but the events of thrones change heavily, for one Tywin never becomes the head of his house
Now that season 3 of /hotd/ is confirmed dogshit, I'm glad we have /dunk/
>>217722436i think the only major house change is lannister
>>217722477You'd be wrong. And I can prove it in two simple words.
>>217722464Season 2 confirmed this
>>217722489well go on
>>217722477I think the Reach looks totally different and you get Lord Paramount Aegor of the Trident t b h
where is he?
>>217722565>I think the Reach looks totally differenwhy?>>217722565>and you get Lord Paramount Aegor of the Tridentaegor's ambitions are not all that in line with house bracken, his rivalry is with Brynden, i don't think he cares as much about the riverlands, he'd be hand of the king if anything
This 2 years to make a season of television ain't working for me, jack.
>>217722652how did they used to make 22 episode seasons a year but now it takes them 2-3 years to make like 7 or 8 episodes?
>>217722037So he used daemon?
>>217722675To make sure they get he sets, costumes and writing just right :)
show living up to its legacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csOcHCDmMdE
>>217722652You think two years' wait is bad? Try being a bookfag.
>>217722675filler episodesjust a few setsalmost no CGI
Hey Dunk fans, just a friendly reminder that tonight's episode will only be 11 minutes long, like an Adult Swim show.HOWEVER, the E3 opening will feature gaping with full rectal prolapse, a faithful adaptation of GRRM's beloved and whimsical tale of Dunkin' Egg.
>>217722688yes, it was Brynden who loved Daemon, i've read enough GRRM to know this is where he's gonna go with the story
>>217722436House Strickland's region is unknown.>But one dimension of the Blackfyre rebellion seems to be lesser houses rebelling against their overlords in the hope that they’ll improve their station with a Blackfyre regime.Which would be some land changes, but overhauling the entire order just results in the war continuing in some form or creating obvious issues down the line. Take the Tyrell question. Fine, Tyrells get removed from power. Who actually replaces them? The Peakes? The Osgreys? The Hightowers? That alone already creates division amongst the Blackfyre side. Let us go with it being the Peakes, are the Reach houses really going to accept that? Unless this Blackfyre victory results in some total oblivion of the forces of the Royalists and that victory only results in minor causalities for the Rebels, a Blackfyre victory is in all reasonability probably one that still sees the power balance either equal or perhaps still in favour of the Royalists in total troop counts. There is very much an element that a Blackfyre victory requires an acceptance of it. You also have to factor in that these regional disputes are not self-contained in this context. Having to fight a civil war within the Reach itself means troops will have to be diverted elsewhere - which means the Royalists can regroup in the Westerlands, Riverlands, Vale, Dorne. A Blackfyre victory requires a quick victory and a quick acceptance of it by the Royalists. Effectively incentivising or even forcing the Royalists into continuing to fight results in a war of attrition that the Blackfyres do not seemingly have the manpower to win, for they either get grounded down with battles and/or have to be divided into so many theatres those small armies get picked-off.
>>217722705Based. Got a stream link?
>>217722701
>>217722736lol
>>217722037Loved him in a non-carnal brotherly sense.It obviously went beyond ride or die given that he kept going after Daemon died.
>>217722702I reread it because big fat george released a few pages of winds of winter, so i thought it would be out soon and that was like 5years ago
>>217722702So this guy is bittersteels great great granddather?
>>217713109Anyanon gonna be streaming dunkegg tonight?
>>217722705How subversive!
>>217722797@kinotube/goatse.x
i didn't know Baelor beat Daemon Blackfyre's ass and that's how he got the nickname breakspear, how come you never hear Blackfyrefags mention that
>>217722477For sure Yronwood takes the control of Dorne and makes it more Andalish. Or tries to. The only way Dorne can be controlled if you have support from inside. Daemon understood this, otherwise Yronwoods had no business in supporting him.
>>217722887>i didn't know Baelor beat Daemon Blackfyre's assit was one time and it was a joust
>>217722767You could have had a kid at the last one who'd be going into high school now and still be waiting.>>217722794Might be just a great-grandfather, I'm not cognizant of family trees and generation counts.
>>217722511
>>217722353>In general, the Arryns seem to lack a Bolton, Reyne, Yronwood, Florent type vassal that is an actual threat. The second most powerful House in the Vale is probably either the Royces or Waynwoods, neither of which joined the Blackfyres nor are associated as being ambitious against the Arryns.The main threat against Arryns just seems to be other Arryns based around what happened with Jeyne Arryn. Even the schemes by Baelish with Harrold Hardyng rest on Hardyng becoming an Arryn if he becomes Lord of the Eyrie. There are parts of the fanbase that, in what is just First Man wank, love this idea of the Vale becoming the Vale of Royce, despite all the thousands of years of loyalty the Royces have had to the idea of the Arryns and how the clear case is if there is not an Arryn then the Vale as a region is behind the idea of getting someone they can make an Arryn. The Vale being the Vale of Arryn has likely just psychologically primed the Valelords in only accepting there being an Arryn, combiend with wanting to avoid the normal disputes that happen in any region about who should replace them.
>>217722942It's rightfully the Vale of Shagga, son of Dolf
>>217722913oh i forgot Daemon had dornish support lmao
>>217720181That deserves a clout in the ear for that.
I just realized that my life goes in cycles waiting for new seasons for various tv-shows and it has been that wya for. Along time. It shouldn't have been like this, just waiting for slop after slop. Time to get high again
>>217722974> Daemon had dornish supportLike Trump winning the Hispanic vote
>>217720167This, it's kind of cute.
>>217722990take the bookpillthere's more "classics" than a man can read in a lifetime
>>217722990>I just realized that my life goes in cycles waiting for new seasons for various tv-showsHaha funny joke anon wouldn't that be depressing if that was all of your life......
>>217723006My brain and attention span are too fried for that
>>217722725>Let us go with it being the Peakes, are the Reach houses really going to accept that? Yes I think they would, as the lesser houses who hitched their wagons to the Blackfyes would expect some kind of advancement. Peakes would be best placed to replace the Tyrells, another branch of the Hightowers would replace the main branch. The Reach, to my mind, is a bit decentralised especially at this time. Tyrells in the ASOIAF era is an anomaly. So the Peakes replacing the Tyrells wouldn’t be out of the question. >total oblivion of the forces of the RoyalistsWell, assuming the Blackfyres achieve the same level of victory as the Targs did, they would immediately take King’s Landing, and Rhaegel + Maekar’s branch would flee to Dorne. >Having to fight a civil war within the Reach itself means troops will have to be diverted elsewhere - which means the Royalists can regroup in the Westerlands, Riverlands, Vale, Dorne.I don’t think there would really be a remaining “Royalist” army. If Daemon takes King’s Landing, and Daeron + say Baelor and his kids are dead, the Royalist cause would largely disintegrate like we saw with the Blackfyres. The Vale and the Westerlands will probably peace out, but all the houses which stuck out their necks for Daemon in the Reach would be expecting some comeuppance. There’s no going back to status quo there.
>>217723038haha can you imagine
>>217723046Ketamine, bro, it'll give you mad focus
>>217722974>>217722994Yronwood are culturally more Andal than Rhoynar, so it makes sense. They all even have aryan features like blonde hair and blue eyes. And they are powerful and ambitious, so it makes sense they would be new overlords here, controlling the region with Iron Throne support.
>>217723065And incidentally, if the “friends in the Reach” theory is true with regard to Young Griff’s invasion, then even during ASOIAF’s time the rule of the Tyrells is extremely brittle especially if the Hightowers are distracted elsewhere.
out of the way, purest of all dragonbloods coming through
>>217723079taking ketamine everytime i want to read sounds like a foolish idea
>>217723119Maelys being monstrous is just propagandaWhat really happened is that he is a little taller than average and the "second head" was really just a pimple on his neckAll in an effort to try and discredit the Blackfyre line
>>217723135What could go wrong?
>>217723119blackfyre version of maegor
Tanselle Small Tits. Too small for me.
>>217723155Are we ignoring the shelved infodump by George that he sacrificed his son in a blood magic ritual
>>217723182I think about that deleted lore sometimes. I wonder if "Three Blackfyre Treasures" are still canon, and what other two would be.Probably sword, but what is the last one?
so hes the sexiest targ ever put to film as of yet correct?
>>217723343no he's a manletaemond mogs
>>217723343
>>217723343He has the viserys iii effect. No matter how good looking he is, he’s too pathetic and weak and ineffectual to balance out his insanity, compared to aemond and daemond. He can’t back up his talk and gets manhandled by dunk so this will give women the ick
>>217723343jon
>>217723477
>>217723274the keys to Aegon the Conquerer's Pontiac Firebird
>>217723434Like that stopped women before lmao. Remember Draco Malfoy? He was always pathethic and girls still got wet over him. It will be the same with Aerion, they will try to explain that he is just "misunderstood" and this is all Maekar fault for not giving him enough love.
is criston cole the best fighter of hotd?
>>217723555 Roddy the ruin
>>217723555Yes but they didn’t show him fucking everybody up because they know watchers subconsciously will like a character no matter how shitty as long as they are badass. It’s like if they did a blackfyre show and daemon wasn’t a good fighter. That’s the whole fucking point of the character
>>217723596Tommy Flanagan confirmed playing him
>>217723555It took more men to take down Borros borros Baratheon than it did to capture Jaime, and he’s considered the goat
>>217716507>leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy>btfo'd by the same fools who continuously get btfo'd by olive skin untermensch
>>217716749LMAO
who would you cast as Eustace Osgrey?
-ACK
>>217720820Let's be real, everyone on this site would be this fat nigga
Why don’t the Seven Kingdoms ever go to war with Essos? The pirate shit and Dany doesn’t count.
>>217723800>educated>no "friends" outside work >mellow bordering conplete apathy>contentThat's me
Please don't cast them as niggersPlease don't cast them as niggersPlease don't cast them as niggersPlease don't cast them as niggersPlease don't cast them as niggers
>>217723931Targaryens are whiteVelaryons are now canonically blackSimple as
>>217723931Bloodraven is already white in GoT they can’t niggafy him
>>217724009I'm still wary about Shiera. Kikes always love to subvert and her being the most beautiful woman in the realm makes her the prime target.
>>217723434He will be just as popular as Daemon if not more, because he’s a bad boy they are allowed to like because he comes from Rhaenyra’s line. And he’s the most conventionally attractive male Targ since Viserys. Aemond and Daemon fans on Twitter are already threatened by how popular he’s becoming and coping that he’ll never be Aemond or Daemon.
>>217724081Shiera's mother is from Lys so she will be either a really hot latina or a below mid troglodyte
>>217724009there are albino blacks, they could very well cast one as bloodraven, that would tick two diversity boxes
best episode since episode 2
>>217724151Daemon actually had military feats and rode a dragon. If all daemon did in the show was get lunched by Criston and then lose a tourney nobody would like him
>>217724174Yeah I was thinking about her mom being from Lys and how they could use that. I guess the only hope is that Lucy Boyton actually plays her for a cameo like it's been rumored even though she doesn't fit her.
>>217721055More likely he's dead
>>217721665Rhaegel choked on a pie, and Viserys dies from the Great Spring Sickness (Covid mask)
>>217724295Ok Brynden
>>217721665the one with the book and the coof mask is Aerys I, I think the artist got it confused with Jaehaerys II (who was sickly all his life) and mistakenly thought he died of illness as wellthe one with the pot on his head is Rhaegel who was mad and died choking on a lamprey pie he was eating
>>217723274>but what is the last one?the chip on their shoulders
>>217721473Is it bad if I can recognize every single one of these retards and how they got wasted without having read the books?Also ayy at Maekar's rock kippah and BR seething at goldskull.
>>217721473>>217724295>>217724316explain everyone else, im chad showfag
>>217723182>>217723274>the shelved infodump by George that he sacrificed his son in a blood magic ritual>"Three Blackfyre Treasures"can someone post it again please ?
>>217721473should've took out bloodravens eye but this is pretty good
I hope the guy that streamed last weekend streams episode 3, bretty good stutters a lot for me and also no subs
>>217724438Firstly correction that's Aerys not ViserysFrom left to right, Bryden is now a tree (Three Eyed Crow), Bittersteel dies old in combat and has his skull dipped in gold (so technically not a cause of death), Daemon get btfo by Bloodraven's archers, Quentyn gets sniped prior to the battle, Baelor gets brained during Dunc's trial by combat, Maekor gets a rock dropped on his during a siege.
>>217724438the three kids on the left are the bastard sons of Targ king who was basically a fat giga gooner who fucked everything with a Y chromosome that came in his sight ; the four kids on the right are the legitimate children of another Targ king who was the son of the fat gooner which makes them the grandsons of the fat king; these kids are all roughly the same age because he fucked even in his old age
2 hours...
what is /codd/ may never die
>>217724295The one reading the book is that nerd Aerys, he didn't die from the coof.
>>217724507the tall guy in the middle of the kids is the chad master at arms of the Red Keepthe third kid from the left was a giga chad who was basically the perfect knight and that everyone loved, the kid furthest on the right is an albino with sorcerous powers, he's the same guy Bran find ensconced in a tree in the show a hundred years later, the one with black hair and the seething expression is his half brother whom he hates because their mothers were rivals for the gooner king's attention and their mother's families were enemies for generation before thatthe silver haired chad will later lead a rebellion against his uncle, the elder son of the gooner king, whose policies are opposed by a large part of the realm's nobility, the albino wizard will stand with his uncle king and the angry bastard joins the chad bastard
>>217724450
>>217724595about the kids on the right :the chad with dark skin is the first son and heir of the king against whom the realm rebels, he's the one who talks to Dunk and support him in the show, the one with the book is his nerd brother, the one with the pot on his head is yet another brother who is also a schizo and the youngest is Maekar, who is the gruff prince whom Dunk talks to, he's also the father of Egg and 3 other sons, including the one who accuses Dunk in the inn and the one who tried to get him (Dunk) to take care of his horse
>>217724635lol give maekar a mace next
>>217724440I think it was this part, removed from Tyrion chapter in Dance:>"He slew his only son, a boy of four," the lad answered.>"No man is as monstrous as the kinslayer.">It seemed to Tyrion that Haldon's eyes flicked toward him, just for an instant. "Why would he do that?" he asked.>"The Blackfyres owned three treasures, of which the greatest was a clutch of dragon's eggs. Maelys wanted a dragon to carry him to the Iron Throne, but the eggs were old and dead. When Samarrro Saan made him a gift of some old Valyrian scrolls, Maelys read that king's blood could wake dragons out of stone, so he gave Baenor his firstborn to the fire. The rite failed, though. The eggs did not hatch."
>>217724635you should also replace maekar's entire head with the rock
*sip
>>217724635the quality of death got worse the further left you go on this
>>217724635Brynden and Aegor fighting over who gets to play with Blackfyre after Daemon is done training
>>217721722There are multiple supposed Mudd claimants in the Golden Company.
>>217724841he must've felt so salt that Brynden was given Dark Sister instead of him
>>217724841why did Daemon even bring Blackfyre to what looks like practice?
>>217724917it's art anon, just another way to identify him, but he does seem the type to gloat so
>>217722710Nah, Brynden loved Daeron.
>>217721795Gwin Ashford fuck grown men
24/7 GoT/HoTD/Dunk Loop https://kick.com/lykiri get in here
I have my bottle of wine chilled. I'm getting impatient.
Gwin Ashford fucks big and stupid men
I miss when HBO had nice boobs every episode.
>>217725035Mournful...
>>217725045Tommen was hotter
>>217725061
How long until the next episode?
>>2177250721 hour 15 minutes
so you guys come to ashford often or just here for the tourney?
>>217725097Thanks.What's the stream link again?
>>2177250721 hour 15 minutes and counting
>>217725045>>217725071I don’t care for her.
>>217724984>>217725025the tourney is basically the westerosi equivalent of her quinceanera, her father organized it just for that reason and now knights and lords from all over the realm are coming to fight in her namethis is the medieval equivalent of the kind of attention and ego boost that modern insta girls getjust try to imagine how inflated her ego will be
>>217725098i'm competing
>>217725116She seems like a nice person IRL, but yea, her boobs really ruin the package.
>>217725098just here for the food to be honest
>>217725109hbomax.com
>>217725098baratheon owes me 5 gold dragons
>>217725098Just passing by
>>217725098I’m here for gwin
>>217717483I do hope they finally disclose how Dunk is related to Brienne
>>217725098who the fuck comes to ashford often?
>>217725098I'm here to make Gwin my Queen of Love and Beauty
>>217725120I'll inflate her womb
>>217725198Where even is Ashford?
>>217725216The Reach
>>217725216no idea
>>217725223Close to Markarth?
>>217725223Thank you, I was struggling to find it on the map
>>217725203you'll have to beat me asshole
>>217725098nah im here for Bessie the one with the tits
>>217725263that's morthal retard
>>217725109https://kino.tube
Sex with Tanselle
>>217725192>>217725203see>>217725120
>>217725281
>>217725283B8?
>>217725098i'm actually here for the puppets
>>217725263How are you recalling Skyrim lore on the fly in 2026
>>217725291Were there no cute tall women they could cast instead?
>>217725216In the reach close to the border with dorne, there should've been more desert niggers at the tourney honestly.
>>217725098i'm supposed to be guarding prince daeron and his brother aegon but i can't find them anywhere help
>>217725301I played it WAY too much during Covid.
>>217725269No problem
imagine what they could have accomplished
>>217725098My Lord father sent me here to support my soon-to-be brother-in-law that is competing. As if the betrothal to his sister at all depends on me watching him try to knock frilly Reachmen off horses. I have come from the Vale to the arse-end of the Reach to watch him no doubt get knocked-out in the first round against what will probably be some who? big and stupid hedge knight.
>>217725098i'm here watch prince Aerion get his ass kicked, don't ask how i know this will happen
>>217725351>vale fag
>>217725351a knight of the vale lose to some hedge knight???get real
>>217725373how do you know this will happen?
>>217725098I like the apple people
>>217725098i'm here to support house blackfyre
GET IN YA FOOKIN CUNTS >>217725407>>217725407>>217725407
