It's amazing how much (((Targaryen))) discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible editionprev >>217741157
In this house Daemon Blackfyre is a HERO. End of story.
MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.
Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
>>217744737Is there a reasonable explanation for why Egg, Targaryen royalty, was fucking around in bumfuck nowhere on his own?>t. non-book reader
>>217744836yes, it was explained in the show
>>217744836sigh
>I'm putting together a team...
KINO
Maelys was a fucking retard for killing cuzzo and then charging suicidally without first securing the succession should something go awry.
>>217744836Dumb speedwatcher.
>>217744858will there be wine?
>>217744914Even better, there will be Fossoway cider.
>>217744836He wasn't on his own, he was traveling with his older brother who is a drunkard and Egg ditched his sorry ass to go on an adventure with a real knight.
>>217744858KILL THEM ALL
>>217744936
>>217744737>(((Targaryen)))it's Maesters and Braavosi who are jew-coded in ASOIAF, not Targs
The real life blackfyreshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlist_Wars?useskin=vector
>>217744954based and applepilled
>>217744858Do I have time to take a shit first?
>>217744963>educated westerners are jew-coded and rootless incestuous easterners that lost their homeland and seek to subvert or dominate western men aren'tnice try, (((faggot)))
>>217744954>I get to potentially kill three Targs?... JUST COVER ME IN WILDFIRE AND THROW ME AT THEM!
>>217744858i'd love to fight Baelor again but how can i not aid a true knight in need
>>217744984targs are just ashkenazi
>>217744737lol that guy trooned out
>>217744958
>>217744966I doubt GRRM knows about the Carlists
the Aerion guy reminds me of Viserys from GoT
>>217744858bitchin
Do a lot of people in Westeros smoke weed?
>>217745018He's a stupid retard but there's no way he didn't rip it off straight from a history book because it's almost one to one with the generational civil wars.
>>217744963>>217744984theyre both Jews you dumb goys
>>217744858wheres my sistuh
Why is every prince such a little bitch? Were they really like this back during medieval times? Getting triggered by the smallest things?
>>217744906>colour autismI will simply say that you are fucking pitiful and need to engage with the setting beyond reading twitter posts and leave it at that.>>217744927Whatever you say anon. I'm sure that you and the person who got extremely confused by pre-conquest history are distinct entities
TOTAL TARGSHIT DEATHhttps://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ
>>217744966they're based on the Jacobites thoughbeit
Well? Why'd he do it?
>>217745170Because she's tall.
>>217744984>>217744993The story of Valyrians after the doom consists of GRRM accidentally plagiarizing the camp of saints.
>>217744737is this the third guy from axis of awesome
>Don't fucking scream at me>you dumb fuck you, look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
>>217745170Not the whore, The Horse.
>>217745170cause he is a true knight.
well?
>>217744737>prides himself on understanding of the setting>the extent of his knowledge is that there were civil wars, that came about because of bad kingship, and that before that there was peace>never mind that the age of the hundred kingdoms and heptarchy that followed it was characterized by constant warfare, no balance of power, and ever-changing bordersLol.I guess that answers all we need to know about the intellectual quality of people who think disliking targaryens is a personality substitute.
>>217745347>Lol.not a word, why do girls like to capitalize it like one?
>>217745342
ser dunk the cute and awkward and dumb and cute
>>217745220Don't force that blackfyre shit, they are the worst of the Ls, being inbred lizards without nukes, also bastards, also losing against OG inbreds.it's a trainwreck of a trainwreck.
mad eye rhysling
>>217745385
>>217745393They're cool as fuck actually
>Cripple girl who pleasures mens bumsSo what really was her name?
>>217745403based lunatic
>>217745414Hope.
>>217745414The duskendale bummer.
>I promise not to get political>1 cup of cider later...>THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS THAT PRACTICE BLOOD MAGIC AND ENSLAVED OUR PEOPLElmao
>>217745363>attempting to scry for effeminate punctuation styles in tea leavesI could launch into an expletive-ridden tirade questioning your faculties in the style of an indignant redditor but the risible behavior speaks for itself, as I'm sure we can both agree.
>>217745405they lost 6 times against the Targaryens. That's like 3 Balon Greyjoys of a loss.
>>217745170Because he is a legit white knight
>>217745478said the phoneposter
>>217745403This man was born to be a crazed Andal warlords chopping down everything even resembling a heart tree.
>>217745393>being inbred lizards without nukesso Targaryens
>>217745490That's what's cool about them. Completely hopeless forlorn hope charging to their deaths over and over again with whatever they can scrounge together ONE MORE TIME and getting completely slaughtered everytime but ooooh boy here we go again.
The manly aspiration to take part in a hopeless charge.
>>217745518Do you win some sort of prize if you waste my time with pointless non-sequiturs conjured up from your imagination?
>>217745557it was going so well till it wasn't, but i suppose it's all the same
>>217745490The masculine urge to throw your life away in a desperate scheme to restore the king over the water.
>>217745522but also bastards and also losing against them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2PKQkML9Q&list=RDxPmqCVlO55k&index=5How'd they do it bros? How'd they manage to make a good show in the big 26? I thought all was lost.
>>217744737This guy is a troon now btw.
>>217745490>they lost 6 timesit's the quality of how they loss that matters to me
>>217745595all Targaryens are bastards at this point
>>217745593A GRIFFIN!!!!!! A GRIFFIN!!!!!!!
>>217745590See this is why GoT is shit. Look how much black is in this. Meanwhile in AKoT7K there's so much fucking color. GoT showrunners are lower than fucking trash.
>>217745490https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8
>>217745590there it is, unlike the Blackfyres, Stannis would never attack without hopes of winning, at least cannonically.
>>217745639Dude in dabkooz they're raped to shit in a death march they're not looking all too jolly and colourful atp
>>217745557ONE FINAL EFFORT
>>217745607It’s gets more pathetic with each rebellion
>>217745679>>217745692fifteenth time is the charm blackfbros... ONE LAST TIME.... A LITTLE PUSH....
>>217745639ok, not trying to defend D&D but aKOTSK happens in the spring, while the kamikaze uncannon attack is taken in late autumn, in a place as north as Stockholm.
>>217745679He thinks he is Rhaegar’s son and will pull a Tommen if he discovers he’s a Blackfyre
>>217745678>your clothes, banners and flags that have a BIG RED HEART become desaturated when you are tired from marchingRetard. End yourself.
>>217745661the blackfyres won every battle and skirmish leading up to red grass, they were at Daeron's doorstep and Daemon Waters smashed the Vale and the vanguard, the battle tides turned when he got hit with Bryndens arrows after he went to help Corbray after their duel, and because Bittersteel was late Maekar and Baelor were able to pincer, saying the Blackfyres had no chance is just retarded
I think the more egregious thing about costumes in agot is that all the troops are in uniform all their little shields are the same they all have the exact same helm etc because it's just cast plastic so they do up everything the same for all the extras and its gaythey could at least do a few variations of shield motifs or a few different helmetsthe ashford guards in dunk look retarded as fuck because of this also the targ guards its just gay and retarded + i hate it + it looks bad medieval uniforms look retarded and its LOTR's fault btw
>b-but you post f-from your phone!!1is this really an argument in anno domini 2000 and 26?not everyone is a neet
>>217745728>t-the battle t-turned around when GRRM activated the plot armour from his author's pet?im aghast with shock
>>217745692the last one wasn't pathetic and the current one is literally winning
>>217745728what about the other 5 times?
>>217745692it's like the communist "one more try" of rebellions
>>217745773Well no, the last one was pretty sad all things considered, the fighting didn't even make it out of the stepstones lol.
>>217745074No Gurm is a leftist so are the show runners
Post other characters who have made the seven.
>>217745774Daemon's kids didn't really have the sauce
>>217745773>the last one wasn't patheticThey didn’t even land on Westeros >the current one is literally winningBy larping as Targs
>>217745679We making it out of the disputed lands with this one.
>>217745833>By larping as Targsstings don't it targshit
If you guys like this agot stuff wait until you find out about real life.https://youtu.be/-i0-Mgn-8gQ
>>217745679It will work this time, because they finally said "We are Targaryens" like Daemon should have done.Seriously why didn't he do that? What's the point of being "legitimized" by the King if you don't take the valuable family name? Blackfyre might sound really cool but doing that was retarded.
>>217745798anyone but barristan would've lost that fight just saying
>>217745874? It shows how absolutely lost the Blackfyre cause is that they have to start impersonating Targaryens
>>217745074>Why is every prince such a little bitch?prince Baelor, prince Maekar, prince Daeron I, prince Daemon B, prince Maegor, prince Aemon, were all respectable warriors and men
>>217745925https://youtu.be/sWqp5IJRCVw
>>217745925what the fuck is the difference really? for all you know Daeron could've been a bastard himself, seriously what does it matter, Daemon's parents were both targaryen monarchs and he was legal member of the family, hell for all we know Aenys and Maegor might not have been Aegon I's sons
>>217745824
I don't like how GRRM makes the noblest purest characters always be cucked and downtrodden.
>>217745971>what the fuck is the difference really?Because Young Griff is pretending (actually believes himself) to be Rhaegar’s son and the Golden Company is advertising their invasion as a Targaryen restoration rather than a Blackfyre rebellion. That’s not winning.
>>217746038look man we'll take what we can get
We need some kinos of the andal invasion.
>>217746038what's the difference betweent he blood of Daemon B, Baelor Breakspear, and Brynden Rivers?and calling it a blackfyre rebellion is pointless, there are no targs to rebell against, the best revenge they can do now is take their name from them, a name that should've been theres by the decree of Aegon IV
>>217746068What’s their relationship like?
>>217746038yall lost the right to the name targaryen
>>217746116
>>217746094Stealing the identity of your sworn rivals is not the best revenge, it is actually extremely pathetic
>>217746163my stone cold westerosi face when the pale brat reveals he's actually a bastard pale brat
>>217746118Then why is the Blackfyre claimant pretending to be Rhaegar’s son, why is the Golden Company pretending to restore Daeron’s line?
>>217746139>>217746068baelor aurafarmer
>>217746190convenience
>"my lord informants report that Daemon Blackfyre missuses the rich boons you have bestowed upon him in a spirit of friendship and turns them against you to stir discontent">"even now he has more friends than m-I mean hosts men of martial valor and binds them to him with foaming ale and.. kingly gifts given in the hall>"he is a false friend and a foe, a malcontent and stirrer of unrest">"n-no lord Brynden, my b-brother is a leal man and true">"ah but I see much and more, my lord, and I name him false friend and a foe">"harden your heart against his pretty lies and empty promises, my king, for when he speaks them his desires dwell not on kinship and loyalty but on your throne">"yes my lord, he seeks to hide his intent but I see that he harbors thoughts, thoughts the wise ruler would well to summon him before court and demand a full explanation for"This is how the shit went down.
>>217746220What's Maekar then?
>>217746245a seething cringe tryhard
>>217746190you mean Aemon's line
>>217746190>the year of our lords 300AC>thinking the Golden Company care about internal Targ politics its a job baby Bittersteel has been in the ground for 60 years
>>217746236No it’s because nobody likes the Blackfyres so they have to scam Westeros into believing they are Targaryens lmao
>>217746261I phrased it poorly I mean “the Blackfyre faction”
>>217745170He was sipping that Fossoway cider your honor! he wasn't in control of his mental faculties
>>217746285I dont think they give a shit, the real question would be if he is a Blackfyre how to Varys and Illyrio plan to pivot to this being a Blackfyre king not a Targ restoration
if you fags wanna argue about stuff that was never in any of the shows can you go to /lit/ or something because i want to talk about dunk and egg. NOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>217744858I'll bee there
>>217746341I don’t think they plan to pivot, I think they just plan to continue with the identity theft
>>217746163>stealing their identityThere is not stealing involved.Daemon Blackfyre was a Targaryen. Both his parents were Targaryens. He was legitimized and entitled to call himself Targaryen.His descendants going by Daemon's byname Blackfyre is a misnomer on par with Alyn Velaryon's trueborn descendants (all one of them) being called Oakenfists, Baelor's being called Breakspears, and every Targaryen descended from Aegon V going by Unlikely.
>>217746369that would be dumb
>>217745170Imbibing vast quantities of Fossoway's finest for medicinal reasons will alleviate you diarrhea.It will also scramble your wits and make you act unwise.
>>217746371>There is not stealing involved.Young Griff is literally pretending to be Rhaegar’s son, that is blatant identity theft
>>217746342better this way than a dead general no?
>>217746314DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRVE FOSSOWAY GEEZER
>>217746417Okay that's a separate issue on which you are right and I can only apologize.
>>217745403I thought he pulled out the swotd to kill the other guy lol
A blackfyre stealing the Targaryen name is hilariously poetic, after all Balckfyre was the name of their sword so it's not the first time Targs lost something to them, now they will lose their throne and name
>>217745170dunk fr fr be jestermaxxing for some low tier beckymeanwhile sigmaerion breaks her finger cause he don't care #TGTOW (Targs go their own way)
>>217746342all this stuff will be relevant to you in season 2 but fine then
first for VALARR
>>217746371>Daemon Blackfyre was a Targaryenit's actually crazy that he didn't take the name Targaryen when it was within his right and supported, he was already the son of a king and queen, a full blooded Targ, and i'm pretty sure Daeron would have allowed him to call himself Targaryen, wonder why he didn't
>>217746643>Valarr
the only honorable thing a targeryan can do for this realm is finish on his wife tits
>>217745074Yes, actually. A lot of medieval history makes more sense when you realize that all involved parties were younger than 25.
>>217746342> i want to talk about dunk and egghow big do you think Dunk's penis is?
>>217746643he cute
>>217746759He speaks treason! The rotting apples have loosened his tongue and caused him to reveal a rotten heart black with treachery!Off with his tongue!
>>217745404He deserved to be made fun of for the goose eggs line, but I don't know what Egg was going for here.
>>217746793Severely lacking in the anime protag hair department.
>>217746793He looks too innocent for a jousting prince
>>217746793looks like a western expat living in japan
Man normies are really dumb. Why is everyone confused about the bet rigging, it’s so easy to grasp
For relaxing times...Make it Fossoway cider time...
>>217746793>Gets killed by a common cold. Targshitters....
>>217745995If you quit when the going gets tough, were you really noble in the first place?
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217746905He must have been some stripe of bastard.Everyone knows that Targaryanz got dem magic powers and sheeit.
>>217746836>>217746874>>217746884not a bad thing
>an entire episode of "im putting together a team" kinohell yeah
>>217746643Valar means Man in Valyrian.This guy is named Guy in Valerian.
>>217746938>ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?
>>217746917>Mace crippled his firstborn by repeatedly forcing him to pull this maneuver at the age of 13
>>217746945Guy LeDouche
>>217744886
>>217746957This scene is going to be so kino when they cut to the Dondarrian and Lannister shits being bitch ass cowards.
>>217746945>the young prince guyBro's life is a footnote.
>>217746980Dunc invented breakfast sandwiches
>>217746995Lmfao
>>217746980He's well versed in the art of king's landing slop.
>>217746945Guy Targaryen, sounds kind of based
>>217746793>>217746930A mutt, just like Rhaenyra's bastards.
>a female directs the worst episode of the season
>>217744790> copes and seethes daily that his oneitis is getting a daily dicking from the Dornish Chad Prince More like the KWAB who bore the sword
any webm requests? only from the latest ep, i'm not doing the guy's dick
>>217744902one would think a man with two heads (and presumably two brains) would be less retarded but alas
>>217747070Egg’s song
>>217744974>Any decent place to shit>"no not really"THERE'S A FUCKING CASLTE RIGHT THERE! FUCK YOU THEY HAVE A PRIVY! Dumb cunt writers GODS I need some fossoway cider
>>217747070Dunk punching Daeron and the follow up kick to his face.
Aerys' kingsguard sucked ass, Jaimie was fucking right putting down the mad king.
>>217744737He's a tranny now.
>>217747070can you do subs?raymun sperging out about targs
>>217745021>both abused their younger siblings>both called themselves the Dragon>both died ironically yeah checks out
>>217747110>dunk>interfering in a perfectly good rapeThis ser has lost his control of his wits to the Manderman's concoction.
>>217747062nice fanfic
>>217747110
>>217747107
>>217747110>if jon had been there
Your Grace, the High Septon has ruled that all men should have the right to invoke trial by combat. His reasoning being that all those on earth are deserving of the Father's justice. He also says that, like high-borns, they are able to name a champion. Your Master of Laws says such a decree is one only you can make. What shall be done?Also, as you know, your son and heir has a tendency to disguise himself as a commoner to sneak into alehouses and hear what the smallfolk say of the royal family. While doing so, he got into a fight with an innkeeper who struck your son so hard he lost a tooth. Those who witnessed it claim your son started the fight when he accosted the innkeeper's daughter. Though, your son's companions, Ser Jon Fossoway and Ser Meryn Peake, claim the innkeeper started the fight. The innkeeper claims he would have never fought your son had he known he was royalty. What say you?And finally, the small council wishes to know what is to be done with the aging Lord Commander of your Kingsguard, Ser Lucas Wylde. While nearly 70, he's still one of the deadliest swordsmen in the Kingdom, and yet his mental state is questionable. Last year he mistook you for your sire, King Anonbert. We all laughed at the time, thinking it was a joke, but now I wonder. It's also been reported that at the last Kingsguard meeting he sat at the foot of the White Shield table, forgetting briefly that he was Lord Commander. Your thoughts?
>>217746759*sister
>>217747110Based as always Dunk. Now there's a man I'd like to have a pint of Fossoway Cider™ with.
>>217747070Baelors reaction to Aerion before and after his 'victory'
>>217747070Can you do prophecy lady scene
>>217745270Unlike the incesteous aliens. Only egg is except for thar hiccup at summerhall.
>>217744984>racial supremacist family from an empire built on oppressing brown people, obsessed with their silver blonde hair, with red and black banners, that are named targARYAN>jewsGRRM didn't even try to hide that the Valyrians are fantasy nazis, are you retarded?>>217745679>blackfyres reduced to pretending to be Targs to get a winSAD!>>217747110>GRRM made up all this shit years into the series to try and give Jaime a redemption acr>blows up any sympathy for the Targs during the rebellion, creating plot holes all over the placewhat a retard
>>217747494GoT really was shit.
>>217747433What's the ABV of Fossoway Cider™?
>>217747506don't worry, when the blackfyre takes the throne you can claim a minor victory that he is using the targaryen name for optics
>>217746793this nigga plays a human male warrior
I want that fucking sandwich
>>217747494>all ned's kids have direwolves>explicit attention is drawn to the fact that Robb's build is like Ned's even if his hair/eyes are different>focus is put on how many of Robert's bastards are even similar to him in personality and temperament>myrcella obviously conceived when Robert was fighting the Greyjoysweak cope
>>217747590Jon looked like a trve Stark bvll, like his uncle Brandon. Robb and Ned were pussies.
>>217747541>you can claim a minor victory that he is using the targaryen name for opticsThey are using more than just the name
>>217746980>geese eggsI never had those. Do they really have that much yolk?
>>217747334Jon is half-wilding at this point, he'd tell his Grandma to toughen up and kill Aerys herself if she didn't like who stole her
>>217745170Dunk knew his squire was the brother to him and wanted to get in one free ass whooping on a royal
Mmmmmm…Fossaway Cider
>>217747611not really, the sword and the golden company belong to blackfyre, not targaryen
>>217747657Nothing better for sleep ailments than Fossoway Cider™.
>>217745414Betty Bum Basher
>>217747684Are you actually retarded, they are pretending that Young Griff is Rhaegar's son and that they are restoring the Targaryens because Westeros hate the Blackfyres
>get mad that the next episode isn't out early>it is coming out early tho>so I guess I can't be mad
>>217747408BURN THEM ALLBURN THEM IN THEIR HOUSES BURN THEM IN THEIR BEDSBURN THEM ALL
>>217747721>because Westeros hate the Blackfyressource?
Who would win in a power struggle for their house? Lyonel or Stannis Baratheon?
>>217747768The Blackfyre Rebellions
>>217747272Maron Martell fucked his oneitis on the daily and his impotent rebellion was put down by bloodreddit.
>>217747797Lyonel since he's much more sociable.
>>217747800>The Blackfyre Rebellionsyou mean the wars were targaryens needed aid and most of the major houses shrugged in response?
>>217745595>It was said at court that Aegon spent ten nights with Rhaenys for every night he spent with Visenya. On the nights that Aegon was not with her, Rhaenys surrounded herself with comely young men. It was rumored that she also entertained some in her bedchambersliterally all Targs are bastards born from Rhaenys getting gangbanged by singers and mummers. Hence why they are almost all weak twinks going forward
>>217747590>>217747610It would be funny if it was a simple case of noble genes favoring the maternal line, Jon, the Stark kids & the Lannisters all look like their mothers.
Living an oppressed life under the rule of incestuous alien freaks? Sounds you need to relax with a nice bottle of Fossoway's finest
>>217747797Imagine how disgusted Stannis would be at Lionel, the faces he would make.
>>217747816The wars where the Blackfyre claimants lose in increasingly pathetic ways
>>217747809>Maron Martell fucked his oneitiswhat is this fanfic? that happened more than decade before Daemon even decided to rebel and in the time between he went on to have a shit ton of kids
>>217747797Definitely Lyonelsource: The War of the Five Kings
Why can't Targs just get along?
>>217747883They don't cum on their wives' tits.
>>217747872calling what Daemon had for Dany 0.5 oneitus is a bit dishonest, now what Robert had for Lyanna, that was oneitis
>>217745896Jaime would have slaughtered him (had he been born) GURM told me so
>>217745366why is it so dark?
>>217747883take a wild guess
>>217746459nah he was just aura farming
>>217747920Jaime wasn't born yet, if he was he could've beaten Maelys, hell he probably could have beaten Daemon as well if he had one of those valyrian steel swords too
>>217747943What the fuck is wrong with the little nigga on the left?
>>217747937melanin
>>217747943>a mexican and a star wars sith alienCan bookfags explain?
>>217746681>and i'm pretty sure Daeron would have allowed him to call himself Targaryen, wonder why he didn'ti'm guessing Daemon didn't want to fuck with Daeron's rule, Targaryens and some targ shits here like to forget it was Daeron and Bloodraven who started the war, not Daemon
What really happened at Summerhall?
>>217747883because they are a bunch of inbred freaks that managed to flee the well-deserved doom of their civilization like roaches, but not even capable of bringing anything good from it in the process>don't know how to make valyrian steel>don't know any of the valyrian sorcery>can't make indestructible dragon roads>can't create structures from fused stone>only things they have is dragons and they kill them in under 150 years, too retarded to even know how to hatch moreTargs are a fucking joke
>>217747832Underrated.
>>217748019What if something good happened? That would be a nice surprise :)
>>217748019It was an inside job. Eggy would never do something so horrible.
>>217747996I cannot deal with these Blackfyre retards and their headcanons anymore
>>217748021When you put it like that, they really did fumble the bag. They were given the keys to a ferrari and crashed it.
>>217747920>>217747958>jaime>glorified hostage in the red keep during robert's rebellion>sits out Greyjoy rebellion to fuck Cersei>first actual battle he gets tricked by a 15 year old and taken hostage>only kills are 3 Northern teenagers who had never seen battle before, and the mad kinglmao, he would have shit his pants facing Maelys. He's a complete fraud who has barely fought outside the training yard and tourneys. Tyrion has more kills and has fought in more battles than Jaime kek
>>217747984King Aegon IV slept with alot of women, some of those women belonged to rivaling families so you had mistresses and their children hating each other despite being half siblingsKing Aegon only had one legitimate son (Daeron who was 10 years older than the kids here and not in the picture) and a bunch of bastardsthis image contains Aegon IV's bastards (on the left) who grew up along side Daeron's sons (on the right) guy in the middle is their trainerthe mexican one is Baelor who is in the show, he is half dornish and took after his mother more than his brothers did.the sith alien is Brynden Rivers (bloodraven) sorceror and the old guy attached to a tree in game of thronesfrom left to rightBrynden (Bloodraven), Aegor Rivers (Bittersteel), Daemon Blackfyre, Quintyn Ball (fireball), Baelor Targaryen (Breakspear), Maekar Targaryen, Aerys Targaryen, and Rhaegel Targaryen
>>217746793yeah he is
>>217748049which part was headcanon
>>217748019dontjust dont
>>217748021>>217748113targs were seen as the lowest of the dragon lords of valyria, they were unironically fucking backwater hicks who lucked out that they were exiled from the empire before their nation blew up
>>217748019
>>217748019A story for another time.
>>217748190heh
>>217747143what a pain in the ass this was. worth it though, i love this guy
>>217748019Dunk farted so hard near a torch that all or Summerhall burnt down
>>217747408I drink a gallon of wildfire and transform into a glorious golden dragon>Your Grace, the High Septon has ruled that all men should have the right to invoke trial by combat. What shall be done?Let the high septon have his way. Dragonfire shall be the crown's champion for all matters great and small then we'll see how many unruly peasants truly choose a trial by combat.>Also, as you know, your son and heir has a tendency to disguise himself as a commoner to sneak into alehouses and hear what the smallfolk say of the royal family.... What say you?Why the fuck is my son hanging out with a fucking Peake when I ordered that traitorous bloodline executed years ago? I will first swallow the Peake cunt whole and then I will use my giant dragon cock to fuck my son's whore wife and threaten to do it once more if he keeps pretending to be a drunk peasant.>And finally, the small council wishes to know what is to be done with the aging Lord Commander of your Kingsguard, Your thoughts?I offer Ser Lucas a private party in honor of his many years of service and since I know that he is an honorable man that will not accept retirement or to be released from his vows. I assign him the noble duty of "guarding" my aged mother and aunt at Dragonstone while also having the finest maesters and septas attending his needs in old age. He will still be Lord Commander in name until he dies but the main Lord Commander duties will now be Ser Prickon's.
>>217748038aw that WOULD be nice
>>217747095>>217747462these are dumb and i'm not doing them>>217747439somebody already did both
>>217748204I love how this little comfy show get real for a second.
>>217748113He did fight in the ironnigger rebellion but Robert, Ned, Stannis and Barristan were the main reasons for the victory.
>>217748019Blood sacrifice gone wrong
>>217748253>I drink a gallon of wildfire and transform into a glorious golden dragonno way am I bending my knees to a literal a monster who->Why the fuck is my son hanging out with a fucking Peake when I ordered that traitorous bloodline executed years ago? Never mind, this guy is alright
>>217748204based, thanks anoni love him too, and dunks face of horror makes it so much funnier
>>217747943that nigga straight outta star wars LMAO
>>217748204TRVTH VVILDFIREhe's so fucking based
>>217748204Will his change his mind about targs when he sees Baelor taking Dunc's side?
>bloodraven vs daemon discourseyou guys are retarded if you can't see that the big twist george was gonna pull for the blackfyre rebellion was that Brynden loved Daemon the most of his brothers but had to kill him and his sons for some future 5D chess manuever in the future, painting both characters as tragic but it's all just fanfic cause george ain't ever making more dunk and egg or fire and blood 2
>>217748335he looks like nick mullen, my best friend
>>217748453true, georgie boi is hard at work on winds of winter. he'll no doubt finish that in a jiffy and then be carry on to a dream of spring for the next three decades, no time to finish the rest.
>>217747943pretty sure he's responsible for everyones death here
Prince Baelor was the first born Prince Maekar sprang out lastDaemon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastard GRASS is green in summergreen grass I adorebut grass is red all over, when you kill a rebelHORSES die in battle this battle was the frontBlackfyre's not a trueborn, he came from the wrongCOUNTRY was in perilThe Anvil was a rockThe Hammer smashed the bastard, with his giant veinyHOST OF DORNISH SPEARMENNNNN
>>217748476>Dunc, what if a Dornishman was gay and retarded?>hahahahaha hell yeah dude
>>217748424When Baelor dies he will instantly cum on camera
>>217748497>song about glazing targaryen dynasty>talks about the superiority of dornish cocki hope Baelor the blessed and Daeron are burning in the seven hells
>>217748538Isn't the Hammer meant to be Baelor?
the run time for the entire first season is 3 hours and 27 minutesthey could have just made 2, 73 minute episodes
>>217748557yeah and?
It's been 4 years and I still haven't forgave GRRM for making Velaryons black for NO GOOD apparent reason. Just messed all of Valyria's eugenical lore up because of DEI.
>>217748570er, 3
>>217748293>He did fight in the ironnigger rebellionthere's zero evidence for this in the books. No memories in his POV, no mention of it in the white book, nobody in other POVs talking about him fighting despite mentioning randoms like Hodor's father being at Pyke kek.
>>217748453>future 5D chess>sit in a tree and use a raven to give vague advice but do essentially nothing to prepare for the White WalkersBloodraven is either a retard or working for the White Walkers, there's no other explanation
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>>217748557baelor the blessed is the reason why targaryens are half dornish going forward
>>217748603GRRM had nothing to do with itHe "approved it" but what was he supposed to do during the height of wokism and george floyd, tell them to fuck off with their nogs? I wish so as well but then he's cancelled and there's no showit simply is what it isalso the man is a raging liberal. But he didn't think to make them black in his book and we all know why
>>217748632if that's true then i will take back what i said and switch to team blackfyre but i trust he has a plan anon
Modern society is so fucking gay I can't even compete in a tourney in an attempt to attract a woman>play sportsliterally homosexual, fuck off
why does the kids hair not grow back? its been several days in the show and he hasnt shaved it again once
>>217748632>or working for the White Walkersthat would end up being do fucked up for everyone who died along the way
>ser Arthur Dayne, ser Oswell Whent, it is time I tell you of my prophetic dragon dreams and what I must do to save the realm. You must support me in this or the world is doomed>sers, I must bare the heavy burden of breeding this prime 15 year old Northern girl, for the sake of the world!>prophecy demands I plap Lyanna Stark for months straight to ensure pregnancy no matter what, even if the realm burns. I take no joy in this duty fate has put on me>I simply have NO CHOICE but to kidnap and plap this northern tomboy, you must understand>there is no time to write letters, explain the situation to her family, overthrow my mad father, or do anything else. We must ride to Dorne with her, only stopping long enough on the journey for me to breed her fertile womb at least 3x daily to ensure the 3rd head of the dragon is born>trust me sers, it came to me in a dreamkingsguard decided to go along with this plan
>>217748731I was going to say we haven't seen people piss or shit either but uhh
>>217748691>we all know whyElaborate Ser Anon
>>217748769we're all big racists
>>217748731funny cause in the comics his grows back in like a day
I'd definitely be a rich and powerful Lord if I was in the world of ASOIAF, not the pathetic loser that I am in this one
>>217748611I was sure that there was something written somewhere about him fighting the Greyjoys but you are right, there isn't. This just makes Jaime a bigger fraud than Ryam Redwyne.Can't believe fucking D&D are the only ones that bothered to give him some actual war feats.
>>217748729Even if there were tourneys to win the affection of women, Chad would unhorse you on the first lance and crown you're waifu as the queen of love and beauty.
>>217748867no he wouldn't I'm the main character>then why aren't you chad in real lifeit's complicated, I'm on a different storyline
>>217748019(((Maesters)))
Don't forget to grab yourself a refreshing bottle of Fossoway Cider™
>>217748924>trusting maesters and fucking septons for your Valyrian blood magic ritual to revive the dragons they hateegg deserved death for being a retard if nothing else
>>217748974name five (5) retarded things Egg did
>>217748204Is no one going to acknowledge that the Targaryens did not enslave anyone and that they LITERALLY converted to faith of the Seven and adopted almost all of westerosi custom bc they cared to fit in? Am I the only one with any media literacy?
>>217749001Gave smallfolks rights x5
>>217749021while you are TECHNICALLY right the Fossoway boy is being a hyperbolic whiney baby. When Egg was giving more rights to the small folks the Lords called him a “bloody-handed tyrant intent on depriving us of our gods-given rights and liberties”.
Does Ser Arlan really have that big of a peenor or was that cgi? I feel very insecure about myself
>>217748935that guy looks like he thinks about treason
>>217749121It's a prosthetic.
It's gonna suck going from comfy D&E to the yuri dumpster fire that is HOTD. You guys will be there to laugh at it with me, right?
>>217749021>the Targaryens did not enslave anyone They certainly didn’t ask Westeros if they wanted targs to be their overlords >and that they LITERALLY converted to faith of the Seven and adopted almost all of westerosi custom bc they cared to fit in?They started a war with the faith, burned holy septs, slaughtered septon and septa’s, persecuted the faithful, dismantled the order of the knights Templar, forced them to accept ancestral marriage against their faith. Thank the seven those freaks are extinct
the PC I'm posting on is mine by right
>>217749121big? thats average
>>217749169That's an odd thing to say
>>217749085Hi Tywin
>>217749001couldnt targ wrangle his kids
>>217749160>They certainly didn’t ask Westeros if they wanted targs to be their overlordsSo like every single king in history then? Except they actually united the lands unlike those primitive and superstitious apes that were there before them
>>217749196How accurate I'm even on the toilet
Ser Hardlong of Penistree
>>217749160>They certainly didn’t ask Westeros if they wanted targs to be their overlords they did, bend or burn.they chose bend
I find it amusing that one line in one episode has made every video and theorypost regarding Summerhall instantly out-of-date.
>>217749246Can I have some gold before you flush it?
>>217749369
>>217749335what do you mean?
>>217749538egg defenders in shambles
why do you always shut up after we hit bump limit
>>217749736Less people to reply to bait
>>217749751*fewer
>>217749803was Stannis autistic?
>>217749803We need a Stannis version of this. I'm too drunk to try making it
>>217749860jesus christ, its a monday
what was the point of the giant cock scene?
>>217749867>its a mondayI had no idea. Neet since 2012.
>>217749860drunk on Fossoway Cider I'd wager
>>217746980He's literally me, why is Dunk the most likeable television character of the last few years
>>217747133lmao she always does a Fringe show in my city and I've seen her on Grindr before, maybe I should crack
>>217749938Why are you on grindr?
>>217750107>>217750107>>217750107
>>217750116shit thread, bad formatting
all blackedfyre and tarfags will kneel beneath the apple
>>217748021This is the case of the ruling class in literally every civilization ever though tbf
>>217747110Can someone do an edit where it's Ryan condal on the left and fire and blood on the right?
>>217750752Someone do this
