Mad eye rhysling editionprevious >>217775655
>The Ashford chair
i hate (((targs)))
>>217783218Bets on what the "shocking scene" will be next episode?So far>Shit>Big dong>Eye removal
>>217783279Midget sex
Knew a guy who got his eye popped out in a fight. He said he saw double, only one half was looking down and swinging.
>>217783279full penetration
>>217783279close up targ stones with blond hair, confirming that Egg was lying when he said he had black hair
MWAAHHH the Fossoway Cider™ has always been celebrated for its excellence.
>>217783218THE LORD OF ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP!
>>217783279Dunk's shit bucket. Maybe a guard vulgarly talking about prison rape.
When's the next episode
>>217783218Nothing happens in this show. The quality's good, but nothing happens.
>>217783344Tuesday
>>217783218
>>217783352Thanks anon
>>217783218Chain armor looks really cool
>>217783354SLEEPY DAERON WATERS HAS ALLOWED YI-TI AND ASSHAI TO SURROUND DRAGONSTONE WITH THEIR SHIPS
I haven't seen a single man supporting the Blacks over the Greens. It's always foids and troons that are defending Maegor with tits.
First for THE WARRIOR HIMSELF
>>217783421blame the HOTD for whitewashing the Blacks, instead of the low-down murdering fucks they are in the books
>>217783421You know that meme of the iq chart where the low and the high iq people share the same opinion?
>>217783421I support the Blacks and I'm the most right wing person on this board. Unless you have a good reason why Viserys can't do what he likes with his own property.
>>217783374Sorry, I was joking to see if other anonswould too. It's apparently releasing on Thursday or Friday.
>>217783465pic unrelated??
>>217783465Viserys is a fat useless faggot and a cuck, Daemon should've been King.
So you're sitting there. In your pajamas. And you're telling me I've read all the Dunk and Eggs books. I've read them all because there are only three. You're sitting there and you're telling me that.
>>217783479Well that was rude but thanks for telling the truth
>>217783465Hobbes makes a lot more sense when you mentally substitute every mention of "King" or "Crown" for "State".
I bought some cider but it turned out to be pear cider.
>>217783517>"Mission failed! We'll get 'em next time!"
>>217783465Alicent is pretty and Rhaeynera isn’t so i’m going to do what she wants its that simple
>>217783517How did you buy it? Did you get a fake ID?
>>217783533Rhaenyra is the cutest boy in the seven kingdoms.
what does preston think of KOTSK
>>217783517
>>217783583>Pr*ston>thinkHe doesn't.
>>217783583I lost faith in Preston when he got filtered by the juxtaposed jousting/birthing scene in HoD.
>>217783517Pears are just dummy thicc apples
I am getting KC: D vibes. Henry and Dunk are not unlike.
>>217783491Murderous bitch
>>217783421I supported the blacks at season one. I havent and wont watch season two so i wont see rhanaerya transformatikn to maegor with tits.
>>217783626>Cartwheels into your dreams
Why was Daemon’s ridiculously attractive bronze bitch riding around in full plate armor?
>>217783583He thinks it's okay. He was really upset about Egg's pubes and the Trump administration
>>217783421Rhaenyra was the acknowledged heir and chosen by Viserys. Valyrians didn’t discriminate based on gender with regard to succession, Jaehaerys introduced it because his elder brother had daughters when he won the throne and he wanted to legitimise his rule. The Greens essentially did a soft Andal coup of the Targaryen dynasty. The Greens are the cooler faction though and more interesting.
>>217783645If you don't wear armor every day it shrinks
>>217783658>Egg's pubes and the Trump administrationhuh?
>>217783714The much publicized pubes of the boy on the show and the current president of the USA
>>217783218he kept an eye out for that lance
>>217783716Are we still talking about Littlefinger? He died 90 years from now.
>>217783261is this just for torture or is it for torture killing?
>>217783731is there any relation between the two?
>>217783279the Ashford chair being real but Egg saving Dunk from it
>>217783714Two topics that have been brought up in multiple recent preston videos
>>217783665Literally worse than the war crimes and incest
>>217783804Unironically yes.
>>217783402We need to go back
There's no reason to tell Dunk his opponent is going to take a fall. You know it. I know it. The Starks know it.
>>217783794why does he care about a little kid's balls?
>>217783716
>>217783850Why would Dunk take a tougher opponent?
>>217783850there were 5 people Dunk could have challenged and he had no reason to pick Androw
>>217783838For me, it's 1300s
>>217783855He works for the State Department.
>Eggjak
>>217783716Nice try blackfyre shit
>>217783850gah damn didnt know this bitch got tits
>>217783867>>217783888Can he not challenge Dunk?
>>217783926no, the set up of the tourney is that 5 knights are "defending" the daughter of Lord Ashford. Any challenger can challenge any of the 5 and if he wins he takes his place as a defender, and whoever is still standing at the end are the champions. IIRC most people considered Valarr to be the weakest of the 5 defenders but no one had the balls to challenge him, so the steward is (at least implicitly) afraid that Dunk could pick him instead of Androw
>>217783926No. If champions could pick their opponents they'd give an advantage to cowards who'd choose people they could beat. It's like the opposite of Chuck Norris' dojo where lower ranked members can't challenge higher ranked ones.
Where's Tybolt Lannister in all this? I miss people with money. (Targ shits don't count)
>>217784094>I miss people with moneyDunk is in the 1%.
i only watched season 1 of got and everything else I know from the main series i learned from /got/, youtube theory videos and going through the wiki
>>217784136Are you bragging?
>>217783982I'm kinda pissed they didn't show the battle of the Humfreys, hope they show it when they become Dunk's champions.
>>217783890My knigga
>>217784152Are you impressed?
>>217784136My best friend will watch the first four episodes and the last three episodes of a show, and if it doesn't grab him he'll drop it forever.
>>217784162Kinda
>>217784176tf is wrong with him
>>217784179Do you want to go out sometime?
>HOTD season 3
>>217783612WTF is that?
>teacher talking about how she lost her son in a car accident and your bro looking at you like this from across the classroom
>>217784176Or watch three episodes and grab bro if he's fallen asleep ykwim haha
>>217784207>Crabapple Fossoway
>>217784203Outside? No.
hankering for some goose eggs rn
>>217784346>NOT THE HECKIN GOOSERINO!Is Dunk a vegan?
>>217784224I dont get it
>>217784372He didn’t want to pay for the whole goose
>>217784384Cheap bastard. Should have used the boot.
>>217783583Triggered that Dunk isn't 7 feet and show having perspective shots to make him look bigger.
>>217783645The Royces famously think their armor is magical so they wear it all the time.
>>217783348>EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HECKIN' THANOS SNAP EPIC LIKE IN MY MARVEL DC CAPESHITit does not
Do you like bacon & eggs sandwich?
>>217783491Which one did you like the best?
>>2177834913? I remember the tourney and the young noble woman that he wanted to fuck ,what is the third?
>>217783583He’s not willing to let go of the fact that Dunks actor isn’t inhumanly tall and for some reason takes issue with the production using forced perspective to make him look taller.He’s also overly autistic about the jousting.
So does Dunk kiss Tanselle at Winterfell or Nan? Is Brienne a descendant of some bastard he leaves in the Stormlands and Hodor comes down from a bastard he had at Winterfell? Aren’t they both confirmed Dunk descendants?
>>217784515When did people start soft boiling eggs? It would be cute to see Shotarg dipping his soldiers in yolk.
>>217784569Dunk never will see Tanselle again after the first book.
>>217784523The one where he cut off that girl's hair, as a joke.>>217784542Third is the traitors tourney.
>>217784215
>>217784542The second tourney with the dragon egg, Bloodraven and the Blackfyre pretender
>>217783612Look! Henry has come to visit us!
>>217784616I wonder if they'll confirm Bloodraven is watching over Dunk and Egg all the time throughout their adventures like the book kinda implies.
>>217784616>>217784597oh yeah, i don't remember any details other than the pretender
>>217784707It's very convoluted.
>>217784578>dipping his soldiers in yolk.absolutely patrician way to eat
>>217784561they done a good job conveying his size imo
>>217784750Are you talking about Ser Arlan?
>>217784750Considering they'd have a hard time finding a good 7 foot actor who wasn't a lanklet they made a good choice. Also Dunk's Irish now so anyone else would be a downgrade.
>>217783583he likes it a lot
>>217784805>Also Dunk's Irish nowHis accent goes from Irish to Northern England.
>>217784839He sounds pure Galway to me though
>>217784859expecting him to call egg a gombeen any episode now
>>217784819>he likes it a lot
>>217784859Speaking of accents. Dunk is from Kingslanding, he would know the difference between a boy from Fleabottom and a highborn prince.
>>217784923wasnt this angel supposed to be ugly?
>>217784923She would have been perfect as the Red Widow.
>>217784923what a great jaw and chinhe really does like it a lot
>>217784946no. she just wasn't allowing Daemon to fuck her.
>>217784979>she just wasn't allowing Daemon to fuck her.Is that what Daemon said?
>>217784979???
>>217783612This is not a Western game, is it? Not with those curves on those women.
>>217785031Is the Czech Republic Western? Nobody knows.
>>217785002what is it about what Daemon said?>Daemon found the Vale of Arryn boring (“In the Vale, the men fuck sheep,” he wrote. “You cannot fault them. Their sheep are prettier than their women.”), and soon developed a mislike of his lady wife, whom he called “my bronze bitch,” after the runic bronze armor worn by the lords of House Royce. Upon the accession of his brother to the Iron Throne, the prince petitioned to have his marriage set aside.>>217785011he wanted to divorce her because she guarded her cunt like Cersei guarded hers. he couldn't sleep around because the other women are ugly.
>>217785031>Warhorse Studios s.r.o. is a Czech video game developer based in Prague. Founded in July 2011 by Dan Vávra and Martin Klíma, the studio produced Kingdom Come: Deliverance, which was released in February 2018.Depends on what you consider the west.
>>217785053Didn't she say he couldn't get it up?
>>217785082Yeah daemon is a pedophile and only gets hard for little girls like young rhaenyra nettles and laena and all those teenage sex slaves
>>217785048>>217785069For me the West is western first world.
>>217783716>Aegon IV>Not on the listLook I'm a as bittersteel as they come but come on now nigga
>>217785082that was show inventionnowhere in the book does it say or even imply Daemon had dick issues.
>>217783763It was for torture killing, I believe it took several days until it was actually fatal, but in the process your ass was gaped up into your pelvic bones until they broke.
>>217785125He did leave rhaenyra for a younger girl after she got old and fat
>>217785107Daemon was an Essosi asset
>>217785139he didn't leave Rhaenyra. he wanted a side piece because he like fucking so much
>Be bored, watch reactors for hotd>Nobody bats an eye at Rahenyra flaunting a small army of bastards in the red keep>Nobody bats an eye at Laena killing herself with the baby in the womb instead of dying saving the baby>Nobody bats an eye at Aemond losing a fucking eye and treats Alicent as if she's gone mad and its not everyone else who is insane>They cheer on Meleys slaugheting innocents at the dragonpitI know the show is partial to blacks and all, fine, but has eveyrone gone fucking INSANE? I get the bastard thing, a modern audience is too stupid to understand why that's an issue in a medieval context, but eveyrthing else? What kind of mind control trick did Condall play? Is it as easy as playing triumphant music when the blacks do something and sombre music when the greens do something?
>>217785223>>They cheer on Meleys slaugheting innocents at the dragonpitthis can't be real
>>217783279One last look at Tanselle's fingers as she leaves town, showing how mangled they are
It was nice having an episode of Dunk and Egg hanging out before the shit hit the fan
>>217785241Just pick a random video, I just looked up another and this is the first reaction i sawhttps://youtu.be/1eoJAWbaJGE?t=2611
Anyone have the WEBM of Vaemond saying that the kids are bastards and that Rhaenyra is a whore?
Nobody near me sells goose eggs guys i can get ostrich eggs and duck eggs but not goose eggs
>>217785269It's too bad Dunk dies in the next episode
>>217785331Just catch some geese. It's easy as fuck
>>217785313And what has Ser Criston Cole posted?
>>217785301Foul-mouthed whores.
>>217785331good eggs looked good desu.
>>217785359Some truck pulled up one morning and took all the geese away the summer they had to close the lake for ecoli no joke
>>217785363He posted nsfw on sfw boardA genius plan
>>217783278name five (5) things Targs have done that were detrimental to Westerosi life
>>217785504For starters, he meant to kill that fucking horse.
>>217783305did he pop his eyes back in like a cartoon?
>>217783442Jaime Lannister would've destroyed him
>>217785541Jaime Lannister couldn't defeat Brienne
>>217785526This scene got an audible laugh out of me.Dunk just sitting down to have some nice Cider and Raymun just starts dropping redpills on him out of nowhere.
>>217785541Jaime Lannister almost got killed by Theon Greyjoy at whispering wood
Series is short but comfy. Dunk and Egg making a breakfast egg-and-ham mcmuffin is probably my favorite scene at this point
>>217785504Destroyed house gardener, durrandon and strong, three of the oldest and most respected houses Burned the country side and thousands of peasants with dragonfirePersecuted and slaughtered thousands of innocents for their faith, destroyed holy septs Gave the d*rnish rights Dragged the realm into countless devastating realm spanning wars Burned lords alive out of paranoia
I hope they do a big fart in the next episode to relieve some of the tension
>>217785692>Ashford Chair is real>Dunk is dragged to the Ashford Chair to punish him>Dunk farts when he sees it
>>217785574source now faggot>>217785551Jaime was malnourished, and had his hands manacled try again
>>217783517next time anon
>>217785713With how much these dumb writers love current year shit Lord Epstein will probably force Egg to sit on the thing while Dunc the Cunck watches
>>217784373the "bro" in this case is trying hard not to laugh. His facial expressions (holding back laughter) is so funny you end up laughing. OP is saying the helmet looks like someone trying not to laugh
>>217783218Why are there only like a hundred people attending this joust with, like, kings and shit?
>>217784346Preston hated that scene because he thinks there's no way the man selling eggs doesn't understand the common tongue.
>>217785936>kingsAre you retarded?
>>217785923speed why u trying not to laugh
>>217784693I mean the seer that shows up to fuck with egg for no reason has a suspiciously raven looking mark on her face
>>217785936Because it's in a minor settlement, as was establishedThey even acknowledge the princes wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the fact that they NEED popular approval now that they have no dragons
>>217785953I read the comic but I forgot most of it
That feels….queer…
>>217783838Crazy how advanced 100CE was for its time.
>>217784154we do see it, its the double lance break
>>217783583he likes it but he feels like the changes made undermine the original theme of the books.
>>217786002was it tho
>>217783838>CEcuck
>>217785892huh?
>>217786022in what way?
I never realized that Humfrey Harding joins the trial of seven a day after getting his leg crushed by a horse. He must be flying off that milk of the poppy
>>217783218Will any northen house appear in later seasons? I really want to see the Bolstons and the Starks again
>>217785958>Please i need this!>My mommas kinda homeless
>>217786054npc
>>217786073The fourth novella is supposed to be about the North and the Starks but George is never going to write it so no.
Comfy show. Too bad my immersion is ruined every time when I see yi ti and summer niggers diversity hires in the backgound
>>217786073>Later novella is called "She-Wolves of Winterfell"Gee, I sure wonder, Anon.
>>217786058dunk being friends with lyonel means dunk can't feel a true outsider from the nobles
>>217786073No, they don't care about joustsMaybe in the fourth or fifth books if they ever come out
>>217786108Agreed. I roll my eyes but luckily the rest of the quality is high enough to keep enjoying it. This morons need to learn that DEI really is making shit worse. When a show does end being popular, it's not because of DEI. It's in spite of it.
>>217783218How come this didn't happen to that guy you posted with the giant eyeholes in his helmet that looked to be targaryeon
>>2177860581. Dunk keeps spending his money in the show but in the books he's constantly thinking about his money problems2. Dunk feels uncomfortable around high-born since he's poor and none of them wants to help him. The gap between rich and poor and all that. In the show he's invited to Baratheon's tent where he feasts and makes friends with him. He feels it undermines the message AND when he goes to his camp and Egg cooked the fish (while sweet) is pointless since in show show he just feasted. In the books the fish was more special since he was poor and hungry3. The Plummer scam subplot gave Dunk a moral dilemma for the joust on whether he should be dishonorable for money whereas in the book his dilemma is whether or not he has the skills to risk his money and body to possibly move up in the world. He also believed book Dunk would have TOTALLY taken up on Plummers offer but I disagree
>>217786131looks like he's covered in Deli meat
>>217786150Maybe the "tragedy" at summerhall is when Dunk rounds them all up as we dont see them in game of thrones.
>>217786211>least fat /got/merican
>>217786240Meant Egg
>>217786240The tragedy of Summerhall is Dunk realizing the only good Targ is a dead Targ so he sets fire to the castle knowing all the Targshits would be there.
>>217786199is the Plummer thing not in the books?
>>217786256>Someone slipped some Fossoway Cider™ into Dunk's cup at Summerhall>The memory came rushing back
>>217786240the tragedy is Dunk eats an egg sandwich and farts so hard into a torch he causes the fire
>>217786288not at all. the show runners are SORTA taking an element from the 3rd book
>>217785223Oh man discussing this show with people left me feeling the same way, people bend over backwards to defend the Blacks. I had to explain to someone that it's not like Alicent had the same choices growing up and they got very mad at me. But she's the daughter of a guy who isn't going to inherit anything. She's practically sold off. Rhaenyra can fuck her weird Uncle they originally hated and all is forgiven though.
>>217785504'ate foreigners, simple as
>>217786291
>>217783626>Wasn't particularly sad her roomate she didn't really hang out with died>THIS IS DEFINITIVE PROOF SHE IS A SATANIC BLOOD DRINKING WITCH AND IT TOTALLY WASN'T THE CRIMINAL RAPEFUGEE WHO BROKE INTO THE FLAT AND LITERALLY TOOK A SHIT IN THE TOILET BEFORE HE LEFT
>>217786434qrd?
All the bad shit that happens is punishment from the 7 for Duncan lying about being a knight.It's only the spilling of king's blood that spared Duncan's life.
>>217783612that dress is painted on
>>217786589Welcome to video game physics. Clothing physics hasn't gotten any better this past decade and I doubt that will change anytime soon.
>>217786398What's next? Dunk doing Edward-forty-hands with big bottles of Fossoway Cider™ duct-taped to his hands?
what was the point of this scene ? he is asking Dunk to win, isn't that what Dunk was gonna try to do anyway ? when you rig a match you typically bribe the loser, not the winner
>>217786693
>>217786836Kek.
>>217786589They're in a bath house. It's snuggly since it's wet.
>>217786857
Did you guys know that beer actually used to taste great during the middle ages? It was sweet and had all kinds of different herbs in it. Then the Germans ruined it, when they started making hop beer (which is what is now known as standard beer) and exported it to the rest of Europe. The Anglo-Protestants adopted it from the Dutch in turn, because it fit their agenda to make everything fun illegal. So yeah drinking beer in the middle ages or in a fantasy world would be a completely different experience than today.
Is episode 4 richer in story and character development compared to the first 3?I feel that 1-3 had very good parts with good characters and story building, but a number of scenes felt to long not adding to the plot. Could cut the first 3 episodes in 2 without the show and characters losing in quality imo
>>217786493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Meredith_Kercher
>>217786907>Did you guys know that beer actually used to taste great during the middle ages?How would you know?
>>217786831how many midwits each thread are going to be filtered by thisDunk is a challenger, he has the right to choose 1 of 5 people to challenge to the joustAndrow is one of those 5 peoplePlummer says "choose Androw, and he'll throw the match for you"Plummer is guaranteeing a win so that they can get super great oddsAndrow (Local Favorite) vs Dunk (Literally who nobody)the odds would be amazingDo you understand anon?
>>217786907and wine used to be full of spices or have a fuck ton of sugar mixed into it
>>217786907>>217786963Something fun I learned on the bourbon trail in Kentucky was that 99% of whiskey today would be better than the top 1% of whiskey from the 19th century and a good chunk of the 20th century.
>>217786831Duncan wasn't going to challenge the hometown champion because he would almost certainly lose.And it's precisely because he had terrible odds of winning that betting on him would give an enormous return if he manages to win.
>>217786376>But she's the daughter of a guy who isn't going to inherit anything.Wait really? I always assumed Otto was the head of house hightower, is he just a second son?
>>217787063yep second son
>>217786831Please get off your phone. He tells Dunk his Lord needs money, he asks Dunk to challenge a specific knight, that knight will purposefully lose, he intends to bet on Dunk and therefore win his bets making money for his Lord, because Dunk is an unknown against a local favourite, the odds of return will be very good, in return Dunk will get a horse, equipment and armour. Dunk doesn't want to on the basis of his honour.
>>217783279fully gaped, menstruating pussy
>>217787063He's a second son, which explains a bunch of his politicking and why Alicent behaves like she does. Rhaenyra acts like her friend chased after her father and that Alicent is some snake, all because Rhaenyra had a luxury of choice that Alicent did not. People endlessly defend Rhaenyra compared to Alicent despite this. The narrative tricks them into thinking Rhaenyra is a strong and free girl boss. Whilst in actuality she is spoiled. Alicent meanwhile gets no choice at all, but people act like she had a choice and actively did it all.
Did we ever figure out why Ashford's daughter randomly started whispering rumors to Dunk before calling him stupid and running away?I feel like there was some sort of intrigue plot that got cut but this scene was left in by mistake.
>>217783838>BCE/CE
>>217787262just giving clue/hint that two princes are in townThere was no reason for her to do it other than she was a girl and thus being silly cause girls do that
>>217785031Don't worry, the only man who gets to have sex with them is black.
>>217787262shes a 13 year old girl, she wanted a chance to show off that she knew who people were and to gossipshe calls him stupid because he gapes gormlessly at her and just nods at her gossiping about princes maybe being dead
>>217783218Makes me want to play Mount and Blade
how badly did she want Dunk to grab her and bloody his sword on her maidenhead tho
>>217787303There's a GoT mod for Warbands. Don't know how good it is though.
>>217787303I can never get into that, I've tried, tried installing mods too. But at a certain point doing anything, like building an army, making a kingdom, feels like a grind.
>>217787377AWOIAF. it's kino, but it's stupidly difficult though
>>217783421The Blacks were the legitimate rulers by order of the King and solidified by the oaths the lords sworn to Rhaneara as future queen.Breaking their oath, joining a plot, hours after the kings death, so Otto Hightower can put his grandchildren on the throne is a Cercei level of poor planned sceme. Building a future on the mad offspring unfit in ruling the kingdom. Both plots end up destroying a long peace, and ruins both sides with the kingdom thrown into chaosIt's a female quality to support oathbreakers and into scheming their way to power
fuck your horse nigga
>>217787452Part of the reason why Rhaenyra was made heir was because he saw his brother Daemon, technically his heir, as unfit to rule. Then she married Daemon lol. It's rather comical that this supersedes traditional line of succession, when it was itself, an avoidance of traditional succession.
>>217786937Beer made by monks who for years, all day, by hand, worked to perfect a drink would probably be better compared to the mass produced factory beers
>>217786907>used spit to start the fermentation processumm....
>>217787490he was just pissy that daemon was cooler than him
>>217787461It does annoy me how they act like he’s the first person to ever aim for the horse
>>217787644you don't need to be the first piece of shit to be hated>hmm let me join this competition of knightly renown and slam my lance through a horses neckand this is after he did the gay shit in the first tilt where he purposefully avoids clashingtargfuckingshit
>>217787644But surely aiming for the horse is illegal and the punishment should be severe. I mean in real-life jousts even when they '''accidentally''' hit the horse there's some kind of punishment?
Does anyone know when Daemon was made to marry the Bronze bitch? Like its obviously done to marginalize him and keep him from being a threat but was it Viserys that arranged the marriage or the last King?They don’t really make it clear if Daemon acts like that so Otto works to marginalize him or if Daemon acts like that because they marginalized him and left him as a consort to a castle he doesn’t own
>>217787665aerion is disqualified and his horse given to hardying
>>217787665Or is it just that you don’t win an expensive horse from your foe?
>>217785223I saw a group of niggas getting pissed watching Daemon in the first episode policing his brother's city (very based btw)
>>217787677oh that would make sense. I thought the punishment would be more severe than that
>>217783218I didnt understanded what happens in the last episode? Why did they stop breaking his teeths when his squire told them to? Isnt a squire less important than a knight?Also is this scene a reference to the sopranos where Tony beats the guy who was talking to his daughter?
>>217785223>I know the show is partial to blacks and allthen why are you confused, you retarded, weak-ass faggot?
>>217785301Retards. Characters like Daenerys and Rhaenyra appeal to post-wall harpies like this
>>217787711he is still a prince sadly
>>217787670I would think that its their father (forgot who) who made the match with the prodding of Otto Hightower, who is their father's Hand too. Otto probably hoped it will keep Daemon from KL i guess.
>Don't fucking scream at me you dumbfuck you>look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
Dunk the Twunk
>>217787712Anyone?
Aegon the Conqueror series but he's played by Larry David
>>217788044You're big and stupid.
>>217787712Because Egg clearly has cancer. People are sympathetic to children with terminal illnesses
>>217787712Egg can mindcontrol people. He's secretly a young Charles Xavier.
>>217787712Squires are notorious for becoming catamites for their sers and the reputation of hedgeknights are even lower than higher born knights so everyone is shocked and appalled into silence when they see Egg is with Dunk
>>217787600Mocking your brothers dead baby is super uncool
In the first episode some lost son of someone gets mentioned. Did they find him?
>>217787712Egg is a self-insert of GRRM and he has god-like powers in the show.
>>217787712Egg told them “Wait your kill, do as I say”, which coincidentally sounded like their names “wate and yorkel”, and they were shocked that the kid knew who they were. He just got lucky
>>217783421I do.
is therecrack or heroin in this universe?
>>217788376FtM doesn’t count “Felix”
https://x.com/PJaccetturo/status/2019072637192843463Sanderson is fucked
>his houses sigil is a fucking door
>>217788412and you cant come in
>>217788412Hold the door?
>>217788412What are their words? 'Go away'?
>>217788388Moon sugar and skooma
THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA, GO BACK TO WINTERFELL
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>>217783665>Valyrians didn’t discriminate based on gender with regard to successionYes they did, Visenya was older than Aegon I yet he was the head of House Targaryen and later, King.
>>217788407I'm going to be honest, that was complete shit and would not even be remotely close to acceptable for an official release.AI can do great for extremely short one and done clips. You still can't get longform quality or consistency out of it. We're a long ways off of AI generated movies being good.
Nothing Aegon did ultimately mattered.Without Rhaenys, the dynasty would have gone extinct. She literally had to rape Aegon to secure an heir to the kingdom.
>>217788555This show has low stakes because it is understandable they will not kill main character in episode 3. And also now he will be scoring with this actress girl although with broken fingers handjob may be diffuculty
>>217788407looks bad and i don't even hate ai
HOTD twitter is something special
>>217788633They are both fictional characters, fuck off
>>217783888>there were 5 people Dunk could have challenged and he had no reason to pick AndrowA dirt poor hedge knight challenger like Dunk is most likely to choose the lowest ranking noble opponent of the defenders, all the more so as he's a newly minted knight with no track record. While technically allowed, it would be rude of him to pick Leo Tyrell or Prince Valarr.
It's cool how there has been three episodes and nothing has happened. Season 2 in 2029 should be super exciting
>>217788700Give any example from any piece of media of something happening.
>>217788724episode 2 where he almost bought a shield was pretty exciting actually
>>217784569>Dunk descendants?Brienne and Hodor for sure and maybe the Cleganes.
>>217783517I believe they call that perry anon!
the kingsguard are supposed to be celibatewhy does Dunk have descendants at all
>>217788407>AI generated long sequence with consistent generationsCredit where credit is due. It's at least Bollywood tier.I wouldn't watch it, but I can see that some people might. Also I don't think it will take long until they can make it look as good as western blockbusters.
>>217785642>Destroyed house gardener, durrandon and strong, three of the oldest and most respected houses"Most respected"? They were just the strongest of the bunch.>Burned the country side and thousands of peasants with dragonfireNo peasants were (purposely) harmed, the dragons were used against valid military targets.>Persecuted and slaughtered thousands of innocents for their faith, destroyed holy septsBat-shit crazy religious fundies deserve to be harshly putdown.>Gave the d*rnish rightsUnifying the continent.>Dragged the realm into countless devastating realm spanning warsBrought years of peace and prosperity also.>Burned lords alive out of paranoiaJust that one time.
>>217788867You can have children before you join the guard. Also quite a few had illegitimate children. I think the fatman just said we meet his descendants in the later series?
Bloodraven listening in to Fossoway's speech
>>217788867He wasnt immediatly added to the KG, he was given the job after Egg became king
>>217788867GRRM martin made a comment way back in the day that Brienne of Tarth was related to Dunk. Did specify how but Brienne caring a shield with Dunk sigil while in the Riverlands confirmed it.In one of Bran's visons he sees a tall guy who was probably Dunk making out with a hot girl that was probably Old Nan in Winterfell which leads people to believe that Hodar is the son of Old Nan and Dunk. We know Dunk and Egg send time in Winterfell since one of the upcoming novellas is called the She-Wolves of Winterfell.Those are the only two confirmed, everything else speculation where people assume that if someone is tall like the Hound or the Mountain they must be related to Dunk who was known to be quite tall.
>>217788931>No peasants were (purposely) harmed, the dragons were used against valid military targets
>>217788867Dunk fucked at least two women before he took the job
>>217787262>Did we ever figure out why Ashford's daughter randomly started whispering rumors to Dunk before calling him stupid and running away?Bad writing.
So who are Dunk's descendants in GoT?Brienne?All of the Lannisters? (Rohanne cucking)
Why didn't egg come out naked like in the books?
>>217789096low effort
>>217788407Looks good, they ought to remake GoT with AI and stick to the books.
>>217789080Oh also Hodor maybe
>>217789003>Dunk making out with a hot girl that was probably Old Nan in Winterfell which leads people to believe that Hodar is the son of Old Nan and Dunk.Hodor is the great grandson of Old Nan.
>>217789080I hate this thing where anyone remotely tall is now a descendant of Dunkit makes the world seem so small
>>217789125>Looks goodParts look good. And it consistently sounds like shit.An audio drama capture it 100x better without a single picture.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6YNmzTIIKc
>>217789180ASIOF is incredibly tinyEveryone is some descendant of Targs and walking from dorne to the wall takes about a week
>>217789160>Bran, did I ever tell you tale of how I got shagged by a giant behind a tourney tent?
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>>217789180>>217789204At least the lords are all related in some way.
Isn't old Nan too young to have fucked Dunk?
>>217789204having descendants of a dynasty that ruled for hundreds of years is different than just one dude who traveled the lands for a bit
>>217789180I like it. They are Dunks legacy, it’s like hes still here with us
>>217789327she's around his age
Dunk decended from Lucamore the lusty
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>>217787490Rhaenyra has qualities which made Viserys a great kingWhere Daemon is reckless, unrefined and blunt in conversation, having fear and strength as tools to controlDeamon being consort to Rhaenyra is actually a great match for bothRhaenyra is a better at statescraft, cautious with her moves trying diplomacy before using violence. Daemon is a soldier at heart who's at his best in service to his queen or his armyViserys didn't see that Daemon could have been a good hand with some guidance and purpose in service to his kingdom. Personally, I don't really think Daemon would like the function or be good at it. But Viserys would be rid of Otto Hightower, who became his biggest failure, even dismissing Daemons warning. . Doran Martell and Oberyn were great together as Doran says himself is that he's considered weak, pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes
>>217784693He always keeps an eye out for the kids
>>217788474Robb Stark, whatever happened there?
