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>>217791540Where do I get a jacket like this?
I need small cranky Romulan girlfriend NOW
>>217791540Do you think Vash ever asked him to wear his Galen outfit?
>>217791540
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217791607Just think: this guys record with Star Trek is better than Berman's, and it's not even really close at this point
>>217791214The racist Vulcan baseball episode is the most memorable but there was also that Ezri episode with her chasing down a Vulcan serial killer on the station too
she cute
>>217791661>the jew subconsciously recoils from a fictional species they know would see through their tricks
>>217791554Date a Starfleet Captain.
I love mirror universe episodes
>Vulcan serial killer>Klingon lawyerThis would be an amazing show.
hoo boy the "my personality is hating nutrek and loving ds9" regs are going to be pissed when their outrage youtubers tell them about this week's show.
>>217791730>ferengi jews a tholian out of some silk>wacky adventure of ferengi and co. fleeing across the stars from angry tholian silk artisans
>>217791743Pretty easy to see why this was the episode all the people who got early review copies loved. Concept that could have gone wrong but they completely pulled it off.
>>217791744No one in this shitty industry would bother with a full on ferengi getup anymoreAnd if they would, you would get the shitty socialist ferengi instead
So Odo could just give himself a giant cock to fuck bitches, right?
>>217791715I hate them, it seems like fillerWhy should I care what happens in bizzaro world, I'm trying to be invested in the current one
>>217791743Outrage grifters are just going to fall back on seething about black people and gays, that's all they'll have sicne it handled all the DS9 stuff completely respectfully
>>217791765Odo/Rene were great but my personal autistic complaint is that the grumpy jaded old man act felt bit out of place to me after they establish Odo is a young, inexperienced Changeling that's always homesick, feeling insecure to some extent, etc
>>217791757I think they did a pretty good job with it especially leaving the main plot point ambiguous in the end, though I would like them to dial back the fanservice in general.>>217791779Yeah they will absolutely have the black chick and the drag queen that had one line in the thumbnails.
>>217791765I don't know they don't just send him alone on any combat missionThere was an episode I saw recently where they had to team up with Jem-hadar to kill rebels who were making a portal (which looked to be already finished anyway)Why even risk your crew, just send the guy who can puddle in and instantly skewer everyone in the roomIt would have been fitting too because from their perspective, it would be a god punishing them, everyone involved would have liked it
>>217791779I'm not a /trek/ regular but I'm getting similar vibes as to the schizophrenic ravings over "geezers" when Picard season 3 was airing. Simply unhinged ranting about geezers and, now, apparently DS9ers as if to obfuscate the fact that nu-Trek is justly hated
>>217791802You're welcome to hate away anon I'm just saying some of you are going to be big mad.
>>217791802People are mentioning DS9 now because "everything new sucks, DS9 was the best" is absolutely a noisy demographic that exists, and this weeks episode of Academy was specifically about DS9 stuff
>>217791844This is Jake or Sisko? For me, nu-Trek provokes a sort of disdainful dismay, not apoplectic rage. This, however, is laughable. If it's Sisko, it's totally pointless if you can get Brooks to come out of wherever he's been hiding for 15 years now
>>217791859That's Cirroc Lofton back as Jake.
>>217791859Come on anon that's clearly Jake-o
>>217791855I do find DS9 superfans to be quite obnoxiously aggressive in asserting that fact (that faggot razorfist is one of them). For me, I love a lot abour DS9 - I really, really do, but it does lack a certain 'timeless classic' sense that you get with TNG. The TNG class, all the memes about them withstanding, is timeless in a way the DS9 cast is not. Frankly something like 4/5ths of the main cast get mogged hard by the stellar recurring characters, and it failed to stick the landing in s7
skimmed through the latest SA ep. definitely some next level slop.
>>217791859That's Jake, and while Brooks doesn't appear he does a little bit of new narration for the episode as well.
>>217791865>>217791875Ah, I see.
>>217791607*vomits*This guy sucks balls. I can't believe they chose him for star trek. That's like a resume that says, please never let him near star trek ever.
>>217791879Only Sisko, Odo, and Quark are based - and in the case of Odo, he gets diminished by being tied to Kira
>>217791905Garak, Nog, Dukat, and Rom having such a relatively pitiful number of appearances (I think Nog has the most at 40 or so) always surprises me cause they left such an impression
>>217791743I love DS9 and don't care about nutrek.
>>217791951It's very 'Star Trek video game main menu'
>>217791879TNG was so accessible you could start with a random late series episode and still be able to follow along. It was made during a time where you could go in blind to any show at any part of its run to see if you liked it. But then streaming came along and Hollywood decided every show could only be enjoyed if you started from the beginning like a book or movie.
>>217791982Episodic formula was already dead before then. Audiences rejected Voyager and Enterprise.
>>217791983She not Trill though? They just put those slugs in any alien in future?
>>217791844>>217791865Gotta admit, it's got to be cosmic level luck that they picked a child actor who managed to end up so perfectly matching his fictional parent
>>217791902They're so talented
>>217791607Searched 'kurtzman' in the archives. Surprisingly, zero results.
>>217792024She's Cardassian-Trill, Sam realizes who she is when she notices the Trill spots her hair had been hiding.
>>217791983OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>217792063Any other names show up?
>>217792070Man those cardassians will mate with anyone. They don't care if they're big spoon or little spoon
>>217792063What about Spielberg? That's plausible actually, given he's a billionaire gigaJew zionist
>>217791983>>217792073MEMBERBERRIESCHERONJEM HADARTHE DOCTOR THE DAXNOTHIGN NEWNOTHING GOODJUST NOSTALGIA
>>217791902>every surname is Sisko
>>217791983It must be incredibly depressing to live for over a thousand years and watch civilization get progressively dumber and fatter.
>>217792123I've lived over 40 years and it depresses me.
>>217792141Even 25 years
wtf, is Troi's mother a time Traveller?She said she was with a warrior named Alexander ? Uhhh? Alexander the Great!? Bros?!
>>217792158You really don't want to know what the old Extended Universe did with this.
>>217792110NO NEW STORIESNO NEW CHARACTERSONLY REMEMBER CHILDHOOD
>>217792118Noticed that too. Every Sisko woman kept her maiden name. And her children's surnames are always Sisko too, not even hyphenated. Or maybe the Sisko genepool is just super incestuous? Haven't had a non-Sisko join the family tree in dozens on generations.
>>217791983it gets worse, shes played by Tawney Newsom, she injected herself into the Dax character
why so many ugly aliens in new show?
>>217792248Bashirfaggot raging punching the drywall rn
>>217792269cgi must be getting worse
>>217791983>black DaxKing, Parks, and Brooks are looking down from Heaven and smiling.
>>217791554One that doesn't join at the middle, so it'll only warm your arms and sides? I think you'd have to commission that.
>>217791743Oh, I hate lots of things. Not sure nutrek would even make the first ten pages of the list now. It's old news.
>>217792248I'd inject myself into Tawny Newsome. Gyatt damb that ass. You'd think it were because she's mixed race black and they stereotypically are known for badónque à donques, but no. Tawny Newsome grew up riding horses and you don't get a posterior chain and thighs like that unless you ride horses. And despite the fact she was an American horse girl I am willing to bet money she rode English style because you don't get thighs like that unless you spend a LOT of time posting. Please Tawny grab my pommel and post on ya boy's dick. I'll do dressage for you. I'll chase ya steeple. Keep the cardassian face makeup on. >>217792274I think she needs the security deposit
>>217792330I miss the Internet before browns and their tastes.
>>217792248downgrade from Brecket Mariner, but happy for her
>>217792358yeah see that's just fat. I'm talking muscle from posting. Posting is essentially like micro dosing the catch on a power clean for hours.Fat asses are not evolutionarily desirable. You want muscular asses because every power movement in the body initiates from the hips and this means strong children.
>>217791983
>>217792070>>217792091So Kurtzman has so far 'created' Klingon-Tellarite, Klingon-Jem'Hadarand and Cardassian-Trill hybrids?
>>217791983jfc just bring on ww3 and lets all get it over with
>>217792444Roddenberry created Human-Vulcan.
>>217792248She's great. Good for her.
>>217792444Star Trek started with a hapa main (Spock) and TNG had a Klingon-human hapa (K'ehler). In a thousand years in the future you'll see more. People like strange. I also am sad Space Force didn't get renewed. It was very accurate.
>>217792393(a) That's not how it works, and (b) you want to produce offspring with that? You see why I'm assuming you're brown. Even if you aren't, your children would be, so effectively you are.
>>217792371this
>>217792444President of the Federation is Cardassian-Human as well I think
>>217792476What happened to cowman?
>>217792476Cardassian men and Klingon women will fuck ANYTHING.
>>217792487???
>>217792473Well my wife is Irish-German descent and I already have kids, but in all fairness I'd procreate with a fire hydrant because that's my evolutionary strategy. >that's not how it worksfind me a horse girl who rides English with a flat ass then
>>217792505ew
>>217792371>>217792475Did Trekkies honestly see this and start clapping? When they had this purple haired s.0.y boy and balding middle aged negress play their cartoon characters IRL?
>>217792505>Americans would fuck anythingNot news to me, considering the absolute dogs that get simped over here.>find me a horse girl who rides English with a flat ass thenNot my scene, but Reddit suggests this is a misconception:https://www.reddit.com/r/Horses/comments/40cv7z/does_riding_horses_give_girls_a_nice_butt/Also, the phrase "flat ass" is another tell.
>>217792371>>217792475>>217792330Would but not as hard as I would Pulaski and Winn.
Move Along Home > Duet
>>217792547I didn't just clap. I prostrated myself before my idol of Sol Invictus, ululating with ecstasy like St. Teresa, flagellating myself with a thonged cat-o-nine-tails like a Shi'ite during Ashura, although I got the whip from Night Dreams. Then I pissed, shidded, farted, came in my pants AND belched the Klingon alphabet.they did do a good job in that 'sode doe
>>217792498Worf said in an early TNG episode that Klingons aren’t attracted humans because their bodies are too delicate.
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>>217792580>Reddit suggests this is a misconception:First of all>going to reddit for validation Second>reading comprehension issues Posting is absorbing a shock similar to a power clean. The shock is the force of your body weight over the distance of each bounce. If you do this for hours it is going to be an amazing strength endurance workout. Similar to kettlebell swinging. You won't get huge but you will get toned. Ride a horse sometime.
>>217792547Jack Quaid has the most punchable face in Hollywood currently. He's always playing the same role in everything he's in, too.
>>217792623dafuc did just reed?
>>217791540Just stop, its been dead for 20 years, the corpse has rotted, some stray dog took the bones, an old gypsy woman ate that dog and made a broth with the bones and now has the maddest diarrhea
wonder how Star Trek General is going to look when we can generate new ENT episodes on the fly with AI.
>the newfags can't even recognize JakeWhy the FUCK are you here? who the fuck sent you?
>>217791540>Frank invoking Caspere's knowledge.
>Very Special Black History Month Episode of ACK!Gay.At least when DS9 did it you had not-Dukat and not-Weyoun, and Jake saying "niggers."
>>217792649Barrel racers are western riders. They simply straddle the horse like Bilbo Baggins riding a barrel. They don't post so they've got flat asses. English riders post so they have booties.
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>>217792660>Jake & Nog pranking a guy just trying to do his job Peak 'Trek.
>>217792600Yeah, and if I remember right isn't the immediate response to that basically "lol, sure tough guy, some of the women on this ship might find you the soft one"
>>217791789He picked up a lot of his mannerisms from his mentor (adoptive father).
>>217792672If you think that will ever happen you're dumb as a rock.The AI slop bubble has like a year of life left in it before it pops.
>>217792588ALLAMARAINE!HAHAHA!
>>217792624>He's always playing the same role in everything he's in, too.You don't need range when your parents are Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.
>>217792727ai alone does not a show make
>>217792600>Worf said in an early TNG episode that Klingons aren’t attracted humansEarly TNG Worf had met like four Klingons in his life total. He had no real basis to generalise like that.
>>217792623Hey, I googled "riding horse arse", it led me to Reddit, and I read the entire thread, not just a couple of selected posts that look like they support your assertion. (Did you skim over the "no" and "maybe"? Physician, reading-comprehend thyself.) But the next hit is Quora, which on balance also seems to come down on the "no" side. But anyway. You're either brown or you have brown tastes. I'm white and I don't, and I'll never pretend that salivating over "thicc" (fat and/or mannish) thighs and arses is a normal thing for white people and not something that people only started doing a few years ago. There are FOUR lights, dammit.
>>217792830I can't tell you how to live your life but I gently suggest if you're going to argue with someone over a niche domain subject (e.g., equestrian sports) that you maybe take time to familiarize yourself with this subject rather than randomly punching terms into a search engine and either getting a piss-poor LLM summary or a link to a forum as equally polluted with squabbling as this thread. I've made poor life choices insofar as I've pretty much specialized in sleeping with horse girls (yes, all the stereotypes are true) and the wisdom gained from my youthful indiscretions is that posting tones the thighs>I am a WHITE NORDIC ARYAN and I only like FLAT ARSES AND NOODLE LEGSOkay, you do you. This doesn't change the fact you're talking out of your flat Nordic Aryan arse when trying to argue about the merits of posting while riding a horse
>>217792672The best case scenario I can imagine would be AI animating of fanfic scripts. Written by humans. But even then, you've lost that spark in the actor's eyes. Soulless and plastic. Even worse would be completely AI generated 'sodes. I don't think AI will ever create a satisfying story, weaving in allegory, metaphor or craft a punchline. At least, I hope it never does. Because that feels even more soulless. Computers taking something from us that once only a human could do.
>>217792888>I've pretty much specialized in sleeping with horse girlsTeach me your ways, so that I might be of the body. Booty.
>>217792958project confidence, treat every conversation like you're a talk show host and they're your guest, shrug off their mercurial BPD/neurodivergent autism tantrums, and Tiger Balm or Menthol rub under the nostrils to numb yourself to the scent of horses, insufficiently scooped litter boxes, or–and may the good lord Ahura Mazda have mercy on your soul–ferrets.Good luck anon
>>217791540I know i´m 20 years too late but i´ve been watching Enterprise lately. First two seasons were pretty good. Suddenly season 3 hits and the show goes to shit. WHY? I mean, it´s obviously still far better than anything on recent years but still...
>>217792958smoking clove cigarettes also helps with the smell. Everyone loves djarum blacks but you really want Bali Hais as a scent blockerJesus I just realized I'm Rule 63 T'Pol. Blocking my scent receptors only to deal with overly emotional psychos.
/trek/ anons, what do you think of my starfleet academy episode ideas >>217787311
>>217793041The Serialization.
>>217793059>takes place during DS9 nine>zillenials start goofy, then get tested in a dominion war>cast consists of few Humans, Vulcans, Andorians and other good looking aliens
>>217792888A waste of trips. And I told you straight up that horse riding isn't my scene, but I suspected that "riding horses in a certain style guarantees you'll develop a muscular arse/thighs" was a spurious claim, and the balance of opinion (which you're now dismissing entirely) appears to bear me out. But hey: let's just accept your premise, because I don't care that much either way. My point is that large (anything beyond "toned") arses and thighs weren't considered attractive to the vast majority of white people until (apparently) a few years ago. Because they aren't.>you're talking out of your flat Nordic Aryan arseI mean, I'd say "post wrist", but it's beyond redundant. As I said in my first post, I miss the Internet before browns and their tastes.
>>217793151That sounds really good. I'll try to write something tying dominion war events into some episodes.
>>217793077Obviously though everything is kind of terrible. Archer character change, Tpol and Trip forced romance, the Xindi as a whole...
>>217792888Ah, there's my Trip check-'em image. Fucker was in front of me the whole time.
>>217793041Nobody liked seasons 1-2 (for good reason, they're shit) so season 3 and 4 are both desperate hail marys to try and avoid cancellation
>>217792888I bet your knees grow
>>217792393>Fat asses are not evolutionarily desirableThey are to me. I'm non-american white btw.
>Klingons in the 1990s: I'm wearing a sash so I'm in charge! C'mon we're going into battle!>Klingons in 2026:
>>217793465Muscle > fat. If you need to deadlift an object that's fallen on your child, fat won't help you lift it off him. If you need to sprint away from 30-50 wild boars, muscle helps and fat is dead weight.
>be writers of First Contact>we need the Borg to be represented by an individual like in TBOBW>should we have the Borg have cloned bodies of Picard? So that they can reuse Locutus of Borg, as an 'individual' LARP when they want to interact 1 on 1 and to further fuck with the Feds as Picard as Locutus was the face of the Borg terror?>that also means we would literally have Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Stewart on screen, and we will still maintain the Borg as a hivemind because Locutus isn't really an individual>nah, let's go with these evil sadistic mustache twirler QueensSo FUCKING stupid. Locutus of Borg in First Contact and then again in Picard season 3 is what they should have done. The Queens were a fucking awful idea.
>>217793059Honestly, I tried to read through it. Skimmed it mostly. You listed way too many characters, included too many character traits. I can not remember all that. Most of the 'sode ideas are B-story subplots. At best. If you want you idea to be legible. I think you should just do broad strokes. A handful of characters, archetypical. So they're easy to understand. And then go through a few of the plots you want to do. Just communicate the core of your idea. For me, my Starfleet Academy show. It's tricky, because a show set in the Academy is the antithesis of Trek. Trek needs swashbuckling pulp-scifi adventures through alien cultures. Can't do that in a classroom. But, my Starfleet Academy show would be Top Gun. Learning and practicing. Taking volleyball to seriously. All ramping up to the end. Last couple of 'sodes in the season where they're sent on their mission.
>>217793574Yeah, that's a good point, I just got so tired of seeing nu-trek never slow down that I forgot that action and pulp is really important to it too. I'll try to add more episodes like that. And like top gun.
>>217793570imo the Queen is fine in First Contact since it's clearly a personification of the Collective Voyager turning her into what amounts to a Scooby Doo villian who shakes her fist at viewscreens when Voyager foils her plans is pretty bad thoughPicard's two Queens I give a pass because both of them are actual individuals due to the death of the Collective
>>217793640It simply does not land for me, anon - frankly even if the Queens were emphatically these avatars of the Collective rather than musache twirling entities that always felt like their own individuals, they aren't as cool on screen as a Borg Patrick Stewart, and Stewart vs. Stewart is certainly going to be far more entertaining on screen
>>217793668To add, for me, personally, First Contact would have been absolute kino if 1) Sisko replaced Alfre Woodard (you can damn near hear "BLOW THE DAMN SHIP" coming from Brook's mouth instead) and 2) Locutus of Borg replaces the Queen. A worthy TBOBW sequel vs. the rather mixed bag we got
>>217793689deez uncs were cookin fr fr on god no captng be ohio
I probably wouldn't change anything about First Contact except having the D there instead of the E, despite my love of the E
>>217793514Often, a big bum goes hand-in-hand with big hips. Evolutionarily desirable because because it makes child-birth easier. Or, when it is just a lot of fat on a normal sized pair of hips. That's still evolutionarily desirable. Because the fat is mimicking big hips. And also, women store more body fat in the lower body than men do. So, a fat bum is a secondary sex-trait. Signalling their femininity.
>>217793718What's the reasoning? That the D is settling an old score with the Borg by leading the fleet in destroying the Cube vs. the lack of connection the E has with fighting them?
>>217793689Every NuTrek is better than TOS.
>>217793762How is he so good? what's his secret?
>>217793779He's not though
>>217793762And it shows, I mean it really does.
>>217793730A lot of words to say you're brown, which we've already established.
>>217793718>>217793741Talk of the various Enterprises reminds me of the dumbassery of G being the Titan. So stupid>The Titan deserves its own name, its own identity and history, and reputation. They stripped that all away with a rename>insult to the crew of the Enterprise F>violates the commonsense tradition Starfleet had of its own advanced top of the line ship bearing the highly prestigious name of EnterprisePicard thinking it was the Titan before they reveal it's not but a newly constructed Neo-Constitution called the USS Picard was staring Matalas right in the fucking face. It was so fucking commonsense to do that.
>>217793730I'm not a bum person, but she's very cute, I would lovingly clap her bum.
>>217793730Yes but the big bum ought to be a proper muscular big bum. Cheating with fat is like faking health. >>217793790>hurr durr you're brownmethinks the Nordic Aryans select for childlike prepubescent frames, ipso facto Neelix was living their dream
>>217793842He was an informant.
>>217793829>I would lovingly clap her bum.A proper bum claps itself when fueled with enough paper currency. Be sure to use paper currency. You WILL be thrown out of the gentlemen's club for pelting the dancers with coins. Arguing with the bouncers that they were collectible Spanish pieces of eight will only make them angrier. Numismatics is a dying art and the plebeian masses are unappreciative of the great craft of Crœsus himself. Anyway. /trek/ femanons, if you are properly callipygian and want some authentic doubloons, hit me up. I'm recently single, look me up on Lemmy.
So is kurtzman’s plan just to systematically fuck ever series up and rape it for memberberries and canon changes?For the love of God please don’t touch ENT, let us be
>>217793741I think, dramatically, that the Borg methodically conquering and perverting the D would really hammer home why Picard is borderline suicidally insistent on fighting to certain death over it, it's a thing both he and the viewer have an actual attachment to rather than this brand new ship we've only just met.No matter how cool it is, I never forget that when they're preparing to abandon ship there's a line that's almost dismissively delivered like "So much for the Enterprise-E, we barely even got to know her" and it's right, we didn't!I mean you'd have to rework things but I think getting back home in what's left of the D and that being the reason for moving to the E would be a pretty fitting handing over of the torch. Hell, that wouldn't even rule out the whole story of the D's saucer eventually being restored by Geordi over the following decades.
>>217793842>Cheating with fat is like faking health.Errol Flynn was presented as the epitome of health and vigour and fitness. He was also ill all while he was a Hollywood star. Secretly sickly. Had such a bad heart he was rejected from joining the military in WWII. But, he was also a notorious pussy-hound. Banged women constantly. The very good example I chose demonstrates the very good point I'm making. If it works, faking health is just as evolutionarily advantageous as actually being healthy is.
>>217793965Shit, that's actually a really good angle, anon>Enterprise D settles old score by leading the fleet in destroying a Cube in a real fight>Sisko replaced Woodard although your mileage on how good that would be may vary if you don't care for DS9>cloned Picard body = Locutus of Borg replaces the Queen>the D lends even more coherence to Picard's suicidal intransigenceThose changes would make FC a 9/10 Trek movie
>>217791743I don't keep up with nutrek so I don't know anything aside from Brooks makes a small appearance. What you don't know can't hurt you,
>Sisko isn't remembered as a violent warmongerI love DS9 but after a few generations he'd get the same kind of notoriety as real world generals after he designed the first Federation Battleship and used it to kneecap the Dominion and Maquis.
>>217793998You make a good point
>>217793786'twas sarcasm
>>217793905I'm Australian. Our smallest note is five dollars. We have one and two dollar coins. So, you have to change your money at the strip club so you can throw their paper tokens worth one dollar. because if you used real money, throwing wads of fives would add up quick.
>>217794037Sisko was remembered as a deadbeat dad who abandoned his son, wife and unborn child(who is never brought up in this episode). They made him a typical black father lol
>>217794037That's without considering how he was complicit in a false flag. I always keep circling back in my mind to a story arc where what he and Garak did gets exposed. Not a DS9 sequel as such but it's fertile soil for a story arc that's a big geopolitical crisis and, in a certain classic Trek fashion, stuff gets resolved peacefully because the people that did the shady stuff bravely fall on their swords, and each faction gets their pound of flesh (so Garak, Senator Vreenak's brother who exposed it but murdered a lot of people to do so in a rampage, and some old DS9 Starfleet officer who sanctioned Sisko's scheme to deceive the Romulans)
>>217793640>imo the Queen is fine in First Contact since it's clearly a personification of the Collective'twas unnecessary. Borg collective needs no personification. Ruins the mystique.less is more for Borg and Breen and species 8472.
>>217794037To be fair, Bajor not only became Federation members, they became a core Federation world post-Burn when the founding members left. So you have a major member literally seeing him as a Jesus level figure, that'd put some pretty heavy sway on how he's widely seen historically.
>>217791604So "jiHvaD" means nigger?That's cool to know. Next time I see a Klingon, I'll know what to call him.
>>217794107A matte painting with a spooky voice coming from it isn't cutting it for a mainstream theatrical movie
>>217794087>unborn child(who is never brought up in this episode).Sadly, I think Kurtzman mad the baby be canonically stillborn. Because it isn't on the family tree screencap posted earlier.
>>217794107>Borg collective needs no personificationIt can work as we saw with Locutus but it needs to be apparent it's not a real individual, it's entirely a facade, a LARP - simply the pretense of an individual to make one on one communication more amenable to the species the Borgs are intent on assimilating
>>217794086>I'm Australian. Our smallest note is five dollars. We have one and two dollar coins. So, you have to change your money at the strip club so you can throw their paper tokens worth one dollar. because if you used real money, throwing wads of fives would add up quick.This episode of Bluey is called
>>217794153you seem to be under the mistaken impression kurtzmann knows anything about star trek
I am again reminding everyone the Prodigy season 1 is actually good. Actual good nuTrek. Just season 1, though.
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>>217793497Do klingon troons have a double dilator like a bat'leth?
>>217794269Wouldn't it make sense for them to just change one meat'leth to a hegh'slit and hermaphrodites
>>217794226>Just season 1, thoughLast Flight of the Protostar unironically belongs on best episodes in the franchise lists.Probably not a low spot in the list either.
>>217793999I disagree with throwing Sisko in there. You don't need to shoehorn DS9 into the TNG movies.
>>217794380Sisko completely doesn't make sense in that role. He's got almost as bad Borg trauma as Picard, why would he be the clearer headed voice of reason? Not to mention, he'd have to spend the entire time subordinate to Picard.
>>217794380Like I said, your mileage on that will vary. For me it would work, but I agree that it's not necessary and lowest when compared to the D and Locutus
>>217794431It's like when people say Insurrection should have been about the TNG crew ending the Dominion war. Why? That was DS9's turf, why should TNG steal their thunder?
>>217794456That's probably more logical worldbuilding canon, i.e. why aren't isn't the Enterprise E involved in this existential war the Fed is facing?
>>217791879>Frankly something like 4/5ths of the main cast get mogged hard by the stellar recurring charactersYeah this is DS9's main weakness. Out of the main cast only Bashir, O'Brien and Quark were consistently good, and even Bashir had a shaky first few seasons.
>>217793932Kurtzman comes for all, anon.
>>217794456>>217794476First Contact is fully rotten movie. The Borg zerg rushing straight to Earth while ignoring every other planet makes no logical sense and destroys worldbuilding The plot is also a clear ripoff of The Terminator. Lazy, unoriginal writing.
>>217794476They were taking the long way to the Gamma Quadrant to pincer movement the Dominion.
Why do trek fans suddenly hate the idea of hybrids? They were cool with the idea of klingon trill kids
>>217794535Did anyone else think this was a real baseball player and have to check Memory Alpha after watching the episode?
>>217794503I recall Jadzia being unrelentingly smug (the annoying "hello, old man" dynamic with Sisko) and Kira is all down to simply me not caring much for Nana Visitor as an actress (it's a shame Ro Laren wasn't part of the cast). Bashir and O'Brien scale from fine to pretty good. Worf, obviously, gets dragged down by the fucking love triangles. I do like Sisko in spite how bizarre he is all around
why is the klingon in a skirt?
>>217794568having so many hybrids is just lazy. Not to mention that pic is supposed to be half Klingon, half Tellarite
>>217794591buck breaking xD
>>217794476I feel like I remember the rationalization basically being the E-E is being tasked to important things like diplomacy and lower level problems rather than being risked on the war's meatgrinder front linesBit like how they later made it so that Pike's Enterprise was deliberately ordered not to return from it's five year mission during the war with the Klingons because it's survival was considered more important than having one more ship in the war even if it was an asset as strong as a Connie
>>217794598To be fair, Klingon/Tellarite sex must be amazing.
>>217794591Anyone can wear a skirt in the future, it was one of Gene's core philosophies.
>>217794570I think they pretty much say he has stats better than Babe Ruth and played for the London Kings in the 2020s. No, I knew he was fictional.
>>217794591Why not?
>>217794598I lowkey like it. It makes sense after 1000 years of federation, Daniels saying he was "human, more or less" always stuck with me as a thought that yeah, things would be like that by the thirty first century.
>>217794591>>217794615Dont forget the TNG Dress Uniform
>>217794654so when did the burn/age of strife/destroy ending from mass effect 3 happen?
>>217794587>not caring much for Nana Visitor as an actressShe's better than Alexander Siddig. Easily. He gets better. At first, he's truly a bad actor. But, she is always a better at acting than him.
>>217794615>>217794634Yes but the Klingon is a male. Not whatever effeminate eunuch that thing is.
>>217794681You just earned yourself a glassing laddie
Lol they're just trolling the chuds at this point
>>217794668Not too long after Daniels' time apparently
>>217794724Computer: translate "glassing" into Human Standard. >GLASSING. Noun. Euphemism for oral sex. Derives from old Earth term "blow job."Computer, close frequencies. Send automated message. "Sorry, but I'm straight. Translate automatically into Scots. Use Wikipedia Scots as written by that fine young Human boy who saved their language in the 21st century.">Och ma laddie eek urk ma deep fried clootie pie durka durka caber toss make the wee laddies nae the baa baa sheep laddies.
>>217794625I thought he said 20th century instead of 2020s. But it's always fun to check the trivia sections for things like that.
TNGnewfag here and I just finished 'Sins of the Father' and even though it was not as flashy as previous episodes, I enjoyed the character development for Worf, who mostly stays in the background, and more of an insight into Klingons. It had a nice flashback to the episode where Riker served on the Klingon ship and I enjoyed seeing Tony Todd (RIP) as Worf's brother. The episode did feel a bit disjointed like it was rushed near the end with the council but Worf was the standout, allowing himself to be exiled for the greater good. I love that Picard is a ride or die for his crew and didn't hesitate to defend Worf and killed a Klingon to do this. Are all Klingon's black as well? Every one I've seen so far is.
>>217794751If anyone is going to troll the chuds it's Tawny.
>>217794669It's not an ability thing, some actors aren't likeable. Anna Gunn is a good actress but I have never liked any of her characters because of her. Nana seems a bit of a loon in real life, like her role does not demand method acting and yet she treated Marc like shit on set to 'get into' the 'headspace' for Kira. Give me a break, bitch. Even the ones I liked were a bit off their rocker, like Rene inflating the importance of Sisko by making a link to the first black captain and Obama's victory in 2008
>>217794846DATCARDASSshe rides horses
>>217794878she does have a sturdy pair of hips it's true
>>2177946682402 is the latest point seen in the TNG era (Picard season 3)2900s to 3050's is the Temporal Wars3069 is when The Burn occurs3089 the Federation and Starfleet leave Earth when Earth and other major members leave, Federation reduced to a remnant and galactic community functionally collapsed at this point3190 the Federation returns to Earth and former remembers start rejoining3190+ NOW - they haven't said a specific year yet but Academy reopens a small number of years after 3190 at most3220+ latest point in the timeline shown to date, Discovery's finale
Clickbait ragetuber bros are absolutely FEASTING
>>217794910Feasting on the same single plate of crumbs, watch every single one of them have nothing to fixate on other than seething about the Klingon in a skirt or the episode being about the black girl
>>217794849I like her. She has charisma.
>>217794900missing the opportunity to have her wearing jodhpurs but the flared part is scuted like a Cardassian neck and a spoon in the center over the oh lawd I'm having impure thoughts now
>>217794849>and yet she treated Marc like shit on set to 'get into' the 'headspace' for Kirano she didn't you fucking freak
>>217794849nana likes marc, they are friends irl, what the fuck are you talking about?
>Discovery It's called STD.
>>217794972Yes, quite fertile.
>>217794849>like Rene inflating the importance of Sisko by making a link to the first black captain and Obama's victory in 2008LMAO imagine reading a Presidential history book and the author links Obama getting elected in 2008 to a TV show from 1993
>>217795067Clearly it's one from 1995.
>>217795085The funny thing is, that's unambiguously correct. Obama's presidency is directly linked back to Jeri Ryan.
>>217795085PIC may have been shit but jeri got that milf thing goin'
>>217795112Obama would have won without the sex club stuff coming out.
>>217795142My favorite part is how Jeri Ryan was told to just act herself and not 7 of 9
I don't understand why IGN keeps dickriding NuTrek. If the journo payroll is true, how can Paramount continue buying reviews?
>>217795396You're so close to getting it.
>>217795396
>>217795396all (((news outlets))) dickride new products because it puts them on the "right side" of history
>>217795473Not me. I want to be on the backside of history. History rides horses.
I like Luxwana now.
>black woman hair disgusting
>>217791604Looks cool without the skirt.
>>217795535Not content with writing the episode and making herself the new Dax Tawny also shows up several times as a background extra! This is megalomania!
>watching "Through the Looking Glass">Sisko pretending to be Mirrorverse Sisko>casually calls Dax by name and she looks at him sharply as if he got her name wrong>nothing comes of itI thought they were gonna do a thing where she had a different symbiote in the mirrorverse, and him calling her the wrong name would tip her off or something.
>>217795715Writer's privilege.
>>217795663shut the fuck up
>>217795715Don't forget, she's also an admiral.
>>217795715damn son it's like she's wearing jodhs but its just her hips
>>217795894
>>217795955OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD PPPFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217795968That ain't where I'm looking.
>>217795715She looks like a specter haunting the franchise. Kino framing and visual storytelling.
>>217795830>wall of "remember this character?"Yech, what a load of drek.
>>217795830>adm alex kurtzmannfucking hell can this faggot die already
There's just no longer any place for me to discuss Star Trek online, is there?>Jammer's ReviewsTreats nutrek as if it's actual Trek and not a non-stop insult.>RedditPlease.>this place"If you don't want to impregnate brown girls with oversized arses and thighs you're a pedo/gay. Obesity is an evolutionary advantage!"Oh well. Not sure there's that much left to say anyway.
>>217796104That would be like if Gene Roddenberry made a character based on himself who was a child genius.
>>217796158Star Trek should've remained a quaint little show from the 60s, some awesome movies in the 80s, and three quaint little shows in the 90s
>>217796176no its much worse then that, nice try apologist
>>217796190I don't know if this is a bit anymore.
>>217791902They gave Sisko fag ancestors
>>217796176Everyone hated him too, though.>>217796158>"If you don't want to impregnate brown girls with oversized arses and thighs you're a pedo/gay. Obesity is an evolutionary advantage!"Anon reads obvious shitposts as if they're honest statements, gets angry at b8, more news at 11.
>>217796158lol go cry with the embarrassing loser who runs Ex Astris Scientia on his mastodon or something
ALPHERATISOUP RITUAL
>>217796320nta but the EAS guy loves nutrek as much as he claims to hate ithis favorite is lezzie dykes
>>217796404The pleating on the sides of academy skirts is cute.
Why do they all look like they're wearing potato sacks?
>>217796296Hollywood REALLY hates straight black men
>>217796404Don't they have spinal augments that cure paralysis? Didn't Worf get one of those after a barrel gimped him and he wanted to die?
Some posts are disingenuous.
>>217796426>t. Jay-Den
>>217796353this is the silliest b-plot in a while
>>217796546You gonna tell a klingon he can't wear the skirt?
>>217796451Maybe they should stop being so zesty
>>217796568It's the zesty ones who become theater kids and worm their way into Hollywood.
>>217791902Dumb fucks forgot Sisko's child with Kasidy Yates.
>>217796391can never take that guy or his site seriously ever again after he fanfic'd up like his own personal five separate timelines he considers things to fall under
>>217796609oh are you not allowed to have independent thoughts anymore
>>217796606Kid refused to take the Sisko surname so they couldn't go on the tree.
>>217796522The Worf thing was some super experimental process that would have killed anybody that wasn't Klingon, it almost killed him
>>217796522Pulaski offered to cure Geordi's congenital blindness and he said no. Besides they're not big on "correcting" things that aren't deadly for eugenicist reasons.
Why do nutrek Vulcans all talk like stilted robots? I saw a clip from SNW and it was so fucking awkward. Vulcans are uptight and proper but they don't talk like lifeless androids. Also Spock in TOS wasn't some aspie, he was sarcastic, witty, and made dry jokes, why does nutrek depict him like some totally socially inept sperg?
>>217796671>Also Spock in TOS wasn't some aspie, he was sarcastic, witty, and made dry jokes, why does nutrek depict him like some totally socially inept sperg?20somethings are retarded and 30somethings have their shit together.
>>217796671This week's episode has a Vulcan doing shots
>>217795955Do you guys have any other pictures that embody mediocrity as much as this one?
>>217794751Why not compromise and make a show about chuds who look like trolls?
>>217796626he runs a site that was once considered a database of trek knowledge on par with memory alphaalso his approach is embarrassing, you get comical shit like ships that appear in Picard listed as "class and origins unknown" because they're things that appeared in Discovery or SNW and they're arbitrarily 'non-canon' while Picard is
>>217795955habsburg jaw
>>217796671To be fair, Spock is only half vulcan. His father and many other vulcans were quite stoic. That being said, they certainly didnt talk like autist robots.
>>217796741>His father and many other vulcans were quite stoic. That being said, they certainly didnt talk like autist robots.Exactly, I don't know if it's the writers, the actors, or both, but nutrek Vulcans don't come off as stoic at all, they just act like a race of socially awkward autists.
>>217796659>Pulaski offered to cure Geordi's congenital blindness and he said no.He still wore the visor though, obviously curing problems is still a priority.
>>217796671
>>217796778Yeah, and the cripple's in a wheelchair, not flopping about on the floor.
>>217796807How'd they manage to make her makeup look even more fake and plastic than the originals from the 90s?
>>217794591why do the men show more skin than the women?
>>217796769
>>217796823The men have stuff they want to show off.
>>217796299>gets angry>>217796320>go cryNo, you're missing my tone of mild resignation and projecting the emotions you want me to feel. Hell, I almost want to feel them too - at least it would be something. But it's too late for that. I'm merely noting the change like I might notice a dead bird on the pavement or something. Off to the gym anyway. Star Trek.
>>217796812Geordi's visor improved upon basic human vision, allowing him to see all kinds of things outside of the visual spectrum.A wheelchair lets you roll, good luck if there are stairs.Seems to me that there's room to improve upon a technology from 1600, at least give the cripple some exoskeleton pants or something.>>217796907>gets angryThat's (you), I implied that you should relax and not get mad, bud.
>>21779682190's Trek had the best makeup artists in the business. NuTrek has cosmetology school interns working minimum wage for the experience.
>>217796946five episodes in and there's enough footage of captain holly hunter's feet to bury /trek/ in pics if one so chooses
>>217796949>Are you ready to be part of the Star Trek FAMILY??!!>WOOOHOO!
>>217791554etsy retard
The blood tests for changelings never made any sense
>>217796959eww
>>217796986Do go on.
>>217796984There's also this
>>217796984That looks low quality as fuck
>>217796986Wasn't that ripped straight from The Thing?
>>217797054my bad let me just find my seville row trek folder
Which is worse New Trek or new /trek/?
>>217797182Thank you, I will be here waiting.
>>217796986It's shown to be ineffective theater in the show itself, they only think it will work because it's based on what Odo is capable of, not Founders
>>217797225they're the same picture.
>>217797225/trek/ has been the same gaggle of sourpusses since 2017
>>217797225/trek/ would be far happier if theyd stop acting like chuds and just enjoy nutrek for what it is
>>217797262Unfair. I came here in 2020 so I am a new sourpuss.
>>217797329/trek/ would be far happier if the mods let two separate generals exist
>>217797361like the war college versus starfleetPARTITION THE ATRIUM
>>217797329What? Shitty TV made and enjoyed by heckin quirky chungus retards who want to ignore real issues and shove DEI shit down our throats to get hatewatch engagement because they know the show wont gain traction otherwise?
They should do an O'Brien episode in March
>>217797398It's disappointing to see supposed trek fans parrot the language of fascists.
>>217797439Opening, O'Brien falls down a flight of stairs and hits the bottom, groaning.Kira stands over him and tells the Captain he better get down here to look at thisThen the Sisco falls down the stairs too much to the shock of spectators, cue opening creditsWhat happens next?
we're past bumb
>>217797460Disappointing to see Trek talk about gay shit and not fascism.
>>217797398Apparently, yes. You're supposed to chew up and swallow something you know is shit because of "brand loyalty" or somesuch nonsense.
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