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sex with baelor breakspear
Some of the actors really went above and beyond with the archaic accents and speech, kudos to them I'm impressed
>>217818800Is the joke that it's regular british accents?
>>217818738
>>217818800duncan's accent is all over the place, in some scenes it's all irish then in others it's like he's trying to do a cornish accent
>>217818805Penistree was such a cunt. Dunk the lunk just has stockholm syndrome
>>217818909Maybe he didn't know the words
GET IN HERE ROBB, WE'RE TELLING KINSLAYING STORIES
I had imagined Dunk Castlewall even more dumb when I had read the book. Show Duncan isnt dumb just an average normal guy
>>217818902>he will never molest you
>>217818902>should have pulled out
give it to me straight /dunk/acinos, is a knight of the seven kingdoms worth it or just slop like hotd
>Stannis>Euron>Jon Snow>TyrionWho else /kinslayaa/ here
>>217818962dunkakino
i read a comment about ser arlan's spirit being in the horse and that's why it nods. makes you wonder how many animals in westeros are actually inhabited by skinchangers who wanted to fuck animals but got stuck like varamyr.
>>217818959me when I'm in the office and have to listen to normies prattle
>>217818962Dunk a kino
>>217818962its an extremely EXTREMELY small scale wholesome as fuck storyso it is nothing like hotdIts also just 6 30min episodesso yeha just watch it anon
>>217818971How'd you do it, Snow? Sword through your aunt's heart. Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was my own daughter before the Battle of the Ice. My firewitch told me to burn her alive so I'd win, and leave that Bolton's corpse in the mud. She was screaming at me, this dumb Baratheon brat, thinking she could end her father's campaign for the Throne with a single scream from her throat. I had her tied to a stake. Gods, I was a good father then. Caved in her hopes. Probably shattered every dream she had. Tied her to a stake, flaming torch in the air. Right before I brought it down she screamed, "PLEASE FATHER" They never tell you how they all smell like rendered horsefat when they burn. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid girl. Now the Baratheons will die out like every other house. She could have lingered in exile with the smart girls and today her Northern husband would be pumping her full of my grandsons, her daughters would be married off to wildlings, and she'd be waking three times in the night to vomit into a bowl pregnant with the next one.
>>217818981Imagine you're just a normal warg and sometimes your cool wolf just wants to fuck a bitch in heat and she's actually warged by another dude and now you're a gay furry homo LOL
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Maynard_Plumm/TheoriesMan, this shit is why Bloodraven's magic is poisonous to the story. What makes more sense and serves the story better? That Bloodraven has an able network of spies or that he glamored himself and attended the plot in person putting himself in danger? Because he wanted to be an eye witness I guess, that was the best use of his time.And you know what? They're probably fucking right knowing George.
If they dont fuck up the last 2 episodes of this season then I am happy. Whatever happens with the next seasons. Still cherish GOT S1-3 and Vizzy from HOTD
I'm a little sad they changed the scene with the small folk it's a pretty powerful moment in the book and they really downplayed it
>>217819051this, but also Harrenhal in s2 of hotd
>>217819019House Baratheon is good. Gendry was legitimized. The only one of Egg's descendants to still hold lordly titles post-ending will be his House Baratheon descendants
>>217818971maekar
Blood raven is just the "muh jews" of got universe plebsInb4> muh faceless men>maestercels
>>217818738why did this ep get out early?
>>217819087based and merlingpilled
>>217819095Megapot
>>217819087Odinic big brother, actually.
>>217818971>>217819073>RenlyBastard. Not a real Baratheon>Balon GreyjoyFell of bridge on his own>Jon SnowNot a Targaryen. Really Ned's and Ashara's Bastard>TyrionNot a Lannister. Mad King and Joanna Lannister's lovechild/rapebaby>MaekarBaelor just fell of the stairs
>Don't fucking scream at me you dumbfuck you>look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
Interesting to think all of this is preordained (because free will doesn't exist in ASOIAF and Bloodraven and Bran set everything up) just so The Chosen One, Arya Stark, can take her dagger and kill the Night King
i quit got at season 4 (or 5, idk) and skipped hotdhow the fuck is this so good?now i have the itch to watch the house, is that a good idea or will it be pure pain?think i can get over blackaryens, if that's the problem
>>217819124cool it with the anti-targaryen remarks
>>217819169You should read the books
>>217819124>they're aliens>t. innsmouth looking assMust consult the lineages for marriages between the Fossoways and sistermen.
>when a someone asks if arbor wine is good
>>217819095The Superb Owl
>>217819066i liked the harrenhal stuff from hotd season 2 at first but it went on for way too long
>>217819038Here's my theory. Bloodraven has an able and extensive network of spies but not as huge as he lets out to be. Purposedly spreads rumours about how extensive it is to keep people in check. Just the fear of being spied upon is enough in most cases. Probably actually encites some minor conspiracies to later crush them so he looks like nothing escapes him.
>>217819185
>>217819200>way too longIt lasted the entire fucking season
>>217819185Bran wheels and 3 eyed incel cant even shit on their own let alone pre ordain anything. They just dream and babble in some wildling sewer tunnel
>>217819196>I'm going to be sick, I'm going to get fucking diabetes
>>217819197oh right I forgot about that
>>217818738KWABOTYDaemon's first born sons (that were murdered in cold blood) had his CHAD genetics. Neither weaklings nor psychopaths would've ever been anywhere close to the Throne. Seems like thats all Targsissies had after Aegon The Based.
I just want to say I almost always hate every young child actor, most of the time they're annoying and terrible, but Egg has been pretty good and a fun lad.
>>217819188HotD is a mixed bag. It does have some pretty cool scenes. Especially the dragon stuff. It also has some outstanding performances like the actor who plays King Viserys in season 1.That said it has some really bizarre casting choices and also some really dumb writing at times. Season 1 is also definitely better than season 2.
>>217819285
>>217819226can't tell you how much I laughed at my bro who was really into the deep lore theories about all of this and how jon snow was secretly the kwisatz haderach that was promised or something. like many others he was convinced that it would all come together but I told him before the final season aired that the series had been waning for ages and it wasn't going to happen
>>217819293thanks, if it makes any difference: enjoying dunc more than the original series at this point in timealso realising i'm just searching for an excuse to consoom so fuck it, i'll give it a go
>>217818971>>Jon SnowWait who did he kill?
Is basing a series around an unfinished source material a mistake?
>>217819382His mother
I must confess that I haven't yet watched HOTD S2 but have shit on it a few times to fit in with you guys hehe
>>217819256at most it shouldve been 2-3 episodes. its a shame because the weirwood dreams were cool
>>217819405Dunk and Egg is not like ASOIAF and Fire and Blood, it should be ok unless Ira gets a lobotomy
>>217819382His formerly sexy but then fat aunt
>>217819405each book is basically its own self contained story so they could end at any point and it wouldnt be too bad or keep going
>>217819405Only if the writers are lazy or mentally retarded.
>>217819066Beale talking about food
>>217819405Yeah, at least these novellas are mostly self-contained. So it's not quite as bad as game of thrones when they run out of source material.
>>217819405Depends on if the writer drags their feet. Plenty of novels have sold their film rights before they were published.At least with Dunk and Egg we know a good portion of their story just have to get the middle bits.
I dont care what anyone saysthis has to be one of the best episodes of any ASOIAF related media
>>217819271>Everyone hates Aegon the Unworthy>People then think his decision making is sound when bestowing giftswew
GODS THE THREADS HAVE BEEN STRONG TODAY
how difficult is it for the fatman to write a couple more dunk and egg stories of 50 pages each? The lard mountain shits out hundreds of pages worth of wildcards, nfl and other dumb fuck slop every other week afterall
Stop raping, ser.
>>217818805Need this but biggerwhat the fuck is this? for ants?
>>217819496Nothing fucking happened.
>>217819512Here's your answer
>>217818738so how has the Aerion fangirls reacted to the reveal that he is a perverted child abuser and cat killer?
>>217819271Why are you taking the testimony of a Blackfyre partisan at face value
>season 4 arrives>first fanfic season>Dunk suddenly meets a lady knight, black wildling and gay maester
>>217819552They're wetter than ever
The book material runs out after next episode. Looks like we’ll be getting OC stuff as an epilogue. Let’s see the quality of episode 6, it will be a good gauge on how good post season 3 dunk and egg will be
>>217819552Probably got even wetter
>Dunk the lunk thick as a castlewall. My head canon is Dunk offed Ser Penistree in some tard rage when the old man made mock of the simpleton
>>217819552its alright because him being pro-trans balances it out
>>217819552They still like him, Valarr is also popular. And Baelor…
>>217819571>valarrWho
>>217819557>He doesn’t know
NGL, I was sick with envy at Fossoway's Apple Plate. Just that beautiful crisp cider colour, covered in delightful apples. I want a set.
>>217819512>In April 2023, Martin reaffirmed his notion from 2014 that no further Dunk and Egg novellas would be written until after finishing The Winds of Winter. He affirmed this again in January 2025, this time identifying The Village Hero as the next story to be written.
>>217819552Same way Ted Bundy's fangirls reacted to him admitting he killed and raped bitches and would do it again if he ever got out.
>>217819588…
Where is the Blackfyre sword?
They really dropped the ball with Lyonels helmetI get that the actors want their face to be seen, but look at Aerion, fucking insane aura
>>217819628Beneath the gold, the bitter steel.
>>217819556>Daeron Waters wasn't a near-sighted pegging-enthusiast>I-I promise you, broMuch like the Blackfyre rebellions every Targ cope is sadder than the last.
>>217819628Illyrio has it according to the books
>>217819628up blackfyres bastard arse
>>217819604>he affirmed this 10 years laterdios mio
>>217819628>>217819648didn't fucking daemon stick that motherfucker in aemond's eye? how the FUCK did aegon the unworthy have it?
Anons, just accept dunkino will go the sameway as got. It will fall off badly after source material ends. Enjoy the ride until end of season 3. Shitpost about 3 eyed raven during season 3 and then never look back
>>217819672Daemon had dark sister, it was retrieved
Webms: https://gofile.io/d/i80KGc
>>217819672thats darksister you fucking retard
>>217819698Oh, that's right. My bad.
>>217819552>>217819619Sers.This has been canon since 1998.>>217819628Illyrio has it, per George's drafts.
>>217819200I liked it just because Harrenhal is the coolest place in the story
>>217819628>Where is the Blackfyre sword?
>>217819705no need to get nasty
>>217819705The point still remains however
>>217819698I always wondered how they retrieved itthe gods eye is deep enough to fully submerge two dragons and the people of westeros dont really have scuba gear
>>217819653Who is fatter? Illyrio or GRRM?
>>217819707I don't get it.Why is Baelor Breakspear in the 'died to a ecofact' club?
>>217819739GRRM has lost a ton of weight due to ozempic and the stressing over Winds
>>217819728Darksister was retrieved from aemonds body, it eventually belonged to bloodraven who took it north with himBlackfyre eventually came into possesion of bittersteel who took it east with him. Now Illyrio has it and will give it to Aegon (who's a blackfyre)
>>217819755>stressedThat nigga dont care, he gave up on Winds and Spring.
>>217819737Somehow you can buy that dragons exist but cant believing that some peasant has above average lung capacity is too much for you
>>217819755>stressing over winds*dashing back and forth between Epstein Island and New Mexico
>>217819695The series will end with season 3 unless that fat old fuck comes out with book 4.
>>217819774
>>217819756The point is how does a pre industrial society retrieve something from the bottom of a deep lake
>>217819755>stressing over WindsKeked
this show should have much longer episodes its boring
>>217819796I have no idea anon, Im asking myself the same thing
>>217819737The battle of the gods eye was just a normal dragon battle, no leaping from dragons, that’s impossible and is a story embellishment added by singers. Daemon gave dark sister to rhaena at some point before he died
>>217819781>Epstein Islandmore like the summer isles
>>217819813Should have been much shorter and instead Sharpe style TV movies
>>217819796Simply get an iron or sisterman to retrieve it.Because, you know, the intermingling with fishy things from the deep thing.
>>217819827Why did Georges hand turn brown?
I have this and house of ashur to watch tonight. Sucks avoiding the threads but it must be done.a man truly only watches kino with alcohol and the sun being gone
>>217819869>house of ashurIs it any good? I stopped watching 2 episodes in
>>217819869Enjoy anon you're in for some kino
>>217819566Ep 6 will likely be a timelapse summing up the two year time span between the events of Season 1 and 2
>>217819796Varys retrieved it. He's a merman
>>217819896Would that not be Ep 1 of season 2?
>>217819405not for dunk and egg. each novella is a complete story on its own. assuming they're faithful to book 2/3 for s2/3 and have competent enough writers, they could literally make like 10 seasons of dunk and egg stories. they're the type of characters you can just throw into various situations and it would play out in interesting ways just because of their dynamic, almost like a comic book duo>what if dunk and egg went down to dorne?>what if dunk and egg met old nan at winterfell?>what if dunk and egg were captured by pirates?shit like that. the only reason we don't have a dozen dunk and egg stories written already is because grrm is a lazy fuck. but if he actually cares about this adaptation, he could screenwrite for the series using future stories he's already planned for, like a season for she wolves of winterfell. that could easily go south like the original game of thrones did, but it has potential.
How will non-book readers react to dunk and egg having hot gay sex in the next season?
Why wasn’t the fact that Daemon’s mother was Daena who was sort of usurped by Viserys II a bigger deal in the Blackfyre rebellion?
>>217819915They might have it end on a cliff hanger to set up Season 2
>>217819932I had no idea Sarah Hess was on the writing staff for this show.
>>217819885Pretty good, despite the shit reviews on IMDB. It's an alternative timeline so don't expect the show to be a direct sequel to Spartacus.
>>217819936The dance of the dragons conclusively settled the males before female succession issue
>>217818738Surely I’m not the only one who finds this show mid as fuck? Every episode is basically 30 minutes of life porn, forced humour, excessive swearing, and random bits of nudity or defecation to increase the age-rating.What is so good about it? We’re half way through the season and nothing has happened? Dunk and Egg are also not that interesting, and it feels like they have had barely any time to truly flesh out their characters.It’s not terrible at all, but it is far inferior to the first couple seasons of GoT and season 1 of HOTD
>still no melisandre cameo
>>217819978>Who is Aelora Targaryen
"M'lords! I know none of you remember Ser Arlan of Pennytree, but I was his squire. We served many of you. Ate at your tables. Slept in your halls. He was a good man. And he taught me how to be a knight. Not just sword and lance, but honor. A knight defends the innocent. That's- that's all I did. I was not Ser Arlan's blood, but I have followed his example. As your sons will follow yours. Who will stand and fight with me?Has courage deserted the noble houses of Westeros? I will not believe it is so!Are there no true knights among you?!"
>>217820002>Surely I’m not the only one who finds this show mid as fuck?Yeah it’s literally just you
>>217820002>uhh! what dose it mean? what's good about it? i dont get it!!! it's bad!!!1people like you should be tending to fields and delivering mail instead of trying to write about their opinions online.
Can we just make a Dunk&Egg general?I don't want to read posts about some shitty inferior adaptations made by two faggots and a bunch of lesbians.Thanks.
>>217820002You're not alone anon, a lot of normies got filtered by AKOTSK.
>>217820043/got/ is eternal.
>>217820005>Aerys the second coming of viserys the cuck king was gonna plunge the realm into another succession war and bloodraven once again had to get his hands dirty to fix other dumbasses mistakes
>>217820043We will never abandon /got/ for it is the worst thread that ever was and ever will be.
Has there been a more loyal nigga in asoiaf?>>217820112It is known
>>217820002>Every episode is basically 30 minutes of life porn, forced humour, excessive swearingThat's Dunk and Egg. It's a close to a light hearted buddy comedy that the series gets.
>>217820095That’s just speculation, all we know is that it was possible for a woman to be declared heir post-Dance
why is the laughing storm so thin I thought baratheons are supposed to be all bara and shit it's literally in their name
>>217820153fag branch of the tree
>>217820126Based apple. He is extra based for straight up starting his own branch house separate from his asshole cousin.
>>217820126>know that dunk just went to confront a targ prince>shows up not a minute later with a whole posse armed with steelone of the realest niggas in all the realm
>>217819885It's good. gets better after a couple episodes and the whole girl power shit dies off. compared to other shit on right now. worth the watch. also finale just happened so you can binge
>>217820126Bobby would've made this man Hand in a second
>>217820004Why would there be?
>somehow get put in charge of an ASOIAF spin-off>add shitting and farting scenes to scare of the normiesbased?
>>217820024>BRAAAAAAAAP
>>217820196>How racist against Targs are you?>A L I E N S >You're hired!
>>217820225it would be a nice connection between all 3 timelines. She was alive already during the Dance.You could connect them all. No need to make it a special scene, just place her in the background somewhere or something
>>217820126He is just there to kill/maim/shit on/laugh at/seethe t*rgs. The most based GoT character only second to BobbyB.
>>217820196This guy is a male line Targ and has a Targ granny by the way
>>217820261why isn't he a while haired purple-eyed incestuous alien baby then?
>meets you for like 10 minutes>gives you some food, rants about targshits>immediately willing to risk his life for youbased chud
If they had managed to kill Visery and Danaerys, Robert literally would have been next in line even if they went by the book. Stannis really deserved the shit he got for missing them
>>217820277the seed is strong
What a bro
>>217820296Flamboyant character done right.
>>217820153Show Baratheons haven't been noticeably big besides Robert. Both Renly and Stannis are fairly thin(I know Renly is a chad in the books but this is show canon).
>>217820261And Bobby Fischer was jewish
>>217820284>scoff-laughs at Targ royalty when they talk about their psycho brother wanting to troon them out at age 5
>>217820296>>217820126the moral of the story is that everyone would get along fine if it weren't for the t*rgs
>>217820249>She was alive already during the Dance.Was she? Wasn't that just crappy GoT canon? Also that would be fucking shit, would make the world feel tiny.
>>217820261SO WAS DAEMON BLACKFYRE AND YOU BASTARDS KILLED HIM! HE WAS GOOD AND CHADLY AND HAD A SIX PACK AND THE FUCKERS SHOT HIM WITH ARROWS
IS THERE NO REAL WANGHAFs AMONGST YOU?
Wait, is episode 4 out already ?
>>217820345t. Raymun
>>217820296WHY ARE THE COLOURS SO MUTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217820364Superbowl this week-end is shuffling the schedule.
>>217820351No, she's well over 400 years old. She was born around the doom of Valyria
how many episodes are left? they can't possibly draw out the fight and the fallout for another two episodes.
They’re incestuous aliens donkhen
REMINDER THAT EGG IS BOBBY'S GREAT GRANDFATHER
>>217820095>trying to rationalize the shitty magpie's penchant for kinslaying
How was Arlan looking down at Dunk if he was dying when he knighted him?
>>217820375is he wrong?>>2178203952one will be the fightanother will be the aftermath
>>217820356Maybe he should have used that super special sword to parry the arrows then
I would hide egg in my attic. Baelor too
>>217820411Shrink ray.
>>217820413grim
>>217820395The episodes are short enough to drag out the Trial and the aftermath.
>>217820296fix your SDR playback dude kek
>>217820401more like reminder that Maekar is Stannis’ great great grandfather
>>217820411Rest assured the monstrous secret that makes Duncan feel unworthy is not that he's a secret targ.
>>217820401>me own great grandfather, a targ shit
>>217820413>25 mins tourney episode>45 mins season finale I would be pissed.
>>217820393Source?
>>217820393>Melony of Lotsevengaryen
>2 weeks then all we have to look forward to is HOTD S3I’m not ready to leave dunk bros
>>217818738What site can I see this series?
>>217820522it will only be 1 year before dunk season 2 which is a miracle by modern tv standards
>>217820522>look forward to HOTD S3
>>217820126Incestuous aliens... not even once bro
>>217820522>more cgi dragon slop with MUH QWEENS
>>217819604At this point I don't beleive a single word gurm says regarding anything. Fat fut is a compulsive liar.
>>217820492The books say she's practiced magic for years beyond count, but never given an exact number.But its one of the things GRRM told DD, when they were still writting the show, and carice says so as well, being born a 100 before the conquest
>>217820522>all we have to look forward to is HOTD S3
>>217820522Do you mean looking forward sincerely? Or looking forward as desiring to see a horrible car crash?
Gwin is cute
>>217820522HOTD S3 will be worth it just for Daeron the Daring
>>217820522>look forward to is HOTD S3
>>217820585So headcanon, got it
>>217820613this entire lore is headcanon nigga
>>217818962I dread how they will inevitably fuck it up later, but so far it is a fucking lighting in a bottle.Certified /dunk/a-kino
>>217820539based retard esl
Post-got, with Daenerys' death, the land of the first men and the andals are now free of the incestuous alien tardaryens once more.Then what?
>>217820630The book series is book lore, the show series is show lore yet your canon comes from out of universe gossip. Therefore complete headcanon.
>>217818962its better than all of HOTD and everything post S3 of GOT (I'd say its better than S3 and S2 of got)
I was honestly expecting a Stark to show up and join Dunk. I'm normally not this stupid but that farting giant man distracted me i suppose.
>>217820654Do you mean the show or book canon? A few months after GOT the realm will descend into civil war. In ASOIAF the Starks will rule Westeros with Rickon’s line succeeding Bran
>>217820666if the author says it, it carries weight.There's noone in the books who would even be alive at the time of her birth, let alone be in asshai at that time
Watching now. This Stefon Fossoway seems like a standup guy. A true knight.
>>217820654Jon is still alive
>>217819124>Shut it down, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>217820704Who the fuck is Stevan?
>>217820689>if the author says it, it carries weight.No it doesn't, especially from an author like Martin. Things that are written down and published carry weight, and until then she's just "old".
>>217820721i forgot how shitty that throne looks
>>217820708What's he gonna do other than slam stinky wildling pussy for the rest of his life
>>217820721>HOTD comes out>the throne is exactly the same, but they just placed a bunch of spikes around itfuck I hate HOTD
>>217820746hotd one looks worse.
>>217820751and it looks even more fake.
>>217820751AYO WHO DAT SUMMER ISLANDA?
Why are the Fossoways such bigots?
Its funny that Dunk isn’t famous or even a little well known after this, he’s still a nobody in the Coldmoat book i think
>>217820747God I wish that were me
>>217820747Imagine the smell
>>217820751>he seriously expected them to replace HBO to replace one of their most iconic properties that they've slapped on God knows how much merchSometimes I don't even know with this thread.
>>217820751aren't the swords supposed to be super sharp so if you aren't careful you'll end up cutting yourself like King Scab? No way you could just lounge on it like a sofa
>>217820776Ser Quentyius Blackbar, of the Oldtown Blackbars.
>>217820846They used ancient Valyrian magic to make it out of cheap plastic
>>217820846thats the funny thingAegon was never cut when he sat on the throneRhanyra always left a bloody trail when she stood upand thats something pro-nyra faggots refuse to acceptThe throne rejected her
>>217820846It only cuts the unworthy.
>>217820865I thought they just imported it from Yi Ti
>>217820846Dragon fire turns steel to hardened plastic. Its in the books.
Isn’t Daeron like 17, how is he already an alcoholic?
>>217820878>>217820871The throne is likely incredibly precarious to sit on but the idea of it rejected "unworthy" monarchs is contra to the deconstruction themes of the series. Or do you also believe the prophecies will come true?
>>217820871>Greenfags ascribe agency to inanimate objectsThe citadel has gone woke. Pure insanity.
>>217820908Gotta suppress dem visions somehow
>>217819552Nigger have you met Ramsay Bolton's fans?
>>217820923>Or do you also believe the prophecies will come true?the prophecies in asoaif come true all the time, the fuck are you talking about
>>217820908How sheltered are you?
>>217819708>Illyrio has it, per George's drafts.Erm, source?
>>217820923cope
wait does this series have like literal magic in it and stuffI'm not watching this crap
>>217819604he recently changed his mind because he promised that he would finish them for the showit's horseshit, but he said it
>>217820908Easy, it's called getting into the liquor cabinet.
>>217820925>The throne rejecting a ruler is fake, even though its correct 100% of the time>DUDE RHAENYRA SAW A DEER, THAT MEANS THE GODS WANT HER TO BE QUEENblackfags (or niggafags, as I like to call them) are truly pathetic
>>217820955I don’t recall a single peer who was as heavy a drinker as Daeron at that age
>>217820925GoT s8 revealed Iron Throne as the true mastermind behind all the conflicts. Thats why Danny's dragon kills it.
>>217820982Lucky you, I knew a number of kids growing up who struggled with alcoholism. And on to the fact that he's an irrelevant royal prince.
>>217820999Can believe he spent all the time Dany had him and his siblings locked up reading theory.
>>217820296>I'm the pretty prince of parties. You're a tasty piece of pastry. You're so lighty flighty flakey. I go where the party takes me
>>217821021There were a number of kids you knew at that age day drinking and being constantly drunk?
>>217820654>Jon goes beyond the Wall to freeze his balls off>Arya sails west of Westeros and finds jack shit like everybody else whose done it.>Bronn gets assassinated since no way the Reach lords are going to be ruled over by a former lowborn sellsword>Sansa will marry some Northern Lord, maybe a Manderly, then once Bran dies the North will get absorbed back into the Seven Kingdoms>Yara/Asha will try another Greyjoy Rebellion and get smacked down.>Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied will all die once they get to Missandai's homeland since it has butterflies that are poisonous to outsiders.>Bran will eventually get merked once the Seven realize hes the Three Eyed Raven aka the Old Gods devil. Sparks a succession crisis where a Valyrian pops up claiming to be Dany's Brother's bastard. Targ Restoration 2 Electric Boogaloo. >Tyrion dies with a stomach full of wine and a girls mouth around his cock>Gendry gets overthrown/killed by a Stormlord with a better claim then a former bastard.>Sweetrobin explores his milk fetish in the Vale>Edmure rules over the Riverlands justly with is Frey Wife>Slavers Bay returns to slavery undoing all that Dany did.>Sam continues to bang Gilly every night eventually having a heart attack during the fact.
>>217820977>b-butBegone. Do not even attempt to speak with me, you filthy ANTite wokist.
I'm in, i feel it. I like it. When the doofus was knighted and then the prince came to his aid, kino. The only thing i wish is that the pupett bitch was a little prettier. >>217818940The average person is pretty dumb
>>217821055Yes? Is that so alien to you?
>>217820781Reach Lords are basically plantation owners.
>targs are....LE BAD>as soon as they are deposed because some fat faggot couldn't handle the banter, a multi-year civil war ensues killing millions
>>217821071thats right, go back to driftmark cocksucker
>>217821073Yes, any drinking happened at night and usually at the weekend so they weren’t hungover at school. Sometimes they’d be high though
>>217820925The iron throne literally came to life and killed Maegor. It’s swords turned into tentacles that wrapped around Maegor as he struggled in terror wondering what was happening and then the blades cut his wrists and throat
>>217820608Nigga they made him a pooner
>>217821088the 20 years of Roberts rule were unironically the most peaceful times of the 7 kingdoms since the conquest
>>217819188They somehow managed to not fill the thing with woke subversion, i see none at all. Someone is gonna get fired for this.
>discussing HOTDinto the trash the thread goes
>>217820946>>217820923Prophecies usually do come true in asoiaf, but usually not in the way the characters expected. To a point where it would have probably been better for the characters to not know the prophecy.
>>217821088Actually, that never happened. Robert's reign was pretty benign, except for the Iron Islanders but they chimp out all the time. Robert didn't even rule the country, Jon Arryn did, not sure why Robert gets all the blame and Jon seems to get away scot free. All of this was, of course, caused by the imitation of Targ practices by the Lannisters.
>>217821108You'd be surprised just how much you can give school the runaround with truancy. And please note, not everyone is from a super developed country, or countries that require schooling until 18.
>>217820871are we sure that wasn't because she was a FATFUCK and her fat molded into all the little sharp crevices?I suppose we would have heard about aegon the unworthy having the same problem
Why do Baratheons not get visions like Targshits? Aren't they ultimately both from the same bloodline?
>>217821115Isn’t that an imposter?
>>217821128The difference in quality (and whining) of the thread while dunkin eggs airing and hotd airing is crazy
>>217821146Because Orys never flew dragons
>>217821088>Bobby destroys the incestious faction>20 years of peace ensues>Another incestious faction causes civil war
>>217821146The Baratheon founder was a Targ Bastard so didn't get all of the Dragon Blood
>>217821088literally 16 years of unprecedented peace and prosperity
>>217821144ok obviously if you’re from some favela you’ll have a different experience, Daeron is a Targaryen prince, a nobleman
>>217821146Baratheon genes overrode the Targ genes.
>>217821183Daemon’s son had dragon dreams
>>217821094>chairs and animals: whomstever among them do be having agency?Did bro forge his chain under archmaester Cushion?
>>217821176Wow. What does George have against incest? That's crazy.
>>217821176They're incestuous aliens, Ned!
>>217821146The incest did keep the Targ line more pure. It also made them crazy, but it did serve a purpose. The Baratheon connection to the Targaryens is so diluted that it barely matters. Many other houses probably have more Targ DNA in their bloodline.
>>217821189He's the second son of the fourth son, nobody really gives a shit about him yet he'd be basically able to do whatever he wanted. Falling into early vice would be super easy, especially if you're motivated to fend off the dreams.
>when the targshit opens up about how his brother wants a sister to fuck so bad he wants to castrate him and make him a woman Why are the incestuous aliens like this?
>>217821244he’s the first son of a fourth son, and the future Prince of Summerhall
>RobertPeace and prosperity, Robert's pride and joy (when he visits Ned) is how everyone is happy and hearty and fat and that girls swim naked in the Red Keep's moat (at ease, safe, etc)>GRRMNoooooo! Robert was supposed to be a BAD KING! He bankrupted the realm (somehow?) and the constant civil wars of the Targaryeans were better, also Jon Arryn's appointment to the Small Council was corrupt and so was Aerys', that's Robert's fault too!Btw, just looking at the so called shitty Kingsguard ... they seem fine to me. Jaime says Mandon Moore is more dangerous than Barristan, Jaime and Barristan themselves are great fighters. Preston Greenfield is chivalrous and brave (he dies trying to rescue the High Septon), Arys Oakheart is fine, Meryn Trant no diffs the First Sword of Braavos. There's literally one bad Knight on the Kingsguard.
>>217821243If anything it was the lack of inbreeding that made them crazy, Targaryens were inbreeding even before the conquest
>>217821295>the plot… develops?
Why do we want Dunc to win? Why is it that we cheer so hard for the underdog?
>>217821333He’s the main character
>>217821286Is Aerion not Maeker's eldest? And at the current point of the story he wouldn't be Prince of Summerhall, that would go to either Baelor's younger brothers or perhaps his non eldest sons
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>>217821325In an illogical way.
>>217821186Just a casual reminder under Targaryen rules an average of 33 years passes between each warThis makes the Targaryen dynasty 100% better at keeping the peace than all other Royal brands.
>>217821333Why do we check the trips of 3?
>>217821347Daeron is the eldest, I’m pretty sure Summerhall was given to Maekar’s branch
>>217821295>why the fuck did the author have to write>why couldn't it all be like my fanfiction
>>217821333he is a good man and a true knight
>>217819552>I can fix him
>>217821375Would that not have happened after Maeker becomes king himself? And how important is Summerhall really? Comes off as a holiday home like say Balmoral
>>217819631it's like a dorohedoro character
>>217821389It's kind of like how everyone likes Rorschach even though you're meant to hate him. George forgot to create actual reasons to consider Robert's reign bad.
>>217821414Maekar was already Prince of Summerhall before Baelor dies, it’s still a title. Presumably if Baelor’s branch weren’t wiped out they would’ve started a cadet branch.
>>217820908my retarded but rich cousin went to rehab at 18, so...
>>217820585The things I'd do to that ass given the chance.
>>217821448Interesting, I suppose the in story justification for Daeron alcoholism can just be further chalked up to Maekar being a crap dad
>>217820871maybe it was just her moon blood
>>217818762>>217818762
>>217821213Both of Daemon Blackfyre's parents were targs
>>217820908Britbongs are functional alcoholics by 17.
>>217820421Wasn’t it like a bunch arrows
>>217821477no because she gets nasty cuts on her arms
>>217821213Daemon B was more targ than the legitimate line of targs
>>217821779That’s not true. Aegon III’s wife was from a mixed lesser branch of the Velaryons. Viserys II’s wife was a Rogare. Daemon’s mother was Daena, Daeron’s was Naerys.
