>>217823700Shrug edition
>>217827793Why the fuck did he do it?
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The only possible way Ser Pennytree can be redeemed if he was a fake knight himself otherwise he a bitch for not knighting dunkin donuts
>wait until night to watch new dunk>still can't see shitIs this some kind of fucking joke?
So which girl are the showrunners going to pair Duncan with? My boy ain't dying a virgin.
>>217827540Jon doggy styling big tiddy Sansa (who looks like the big tiddy step mommy that hated him) and imagining Catelyn looking down at him in contempt while he whispers that he turned her favorite daughter into a bastard’s whore
>no fightLAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAME
>>217827839We know he bangs Old Nan so that Hodor can be born We know he probably bangs a Targaryen girl who marries into House Tarth so that Brienne can be born Probably bangs a few peasants that leads to Small Paul, The Mountain and the Hound’s births
>Calls the maester, lordHoly retard
>>217827793
>>217827882>Cucking lords all over the seven kingdomsNot soo knightly now are we, dunkybros?
>>217827839Dink apparently creampies girls all around the seven kingdom’s (probably “making the eight”)
i havent feel this feeling of punching someone in the face since jofrey, i hate idiot so hard
>>217827923He’s increasing the average height of Westeros with his powerful seed. Actually a good thing
Daily reminder Aerion deserves what he'll get for violating Egg.
How did aerion know what the trial of seven was when even maekar didn't know. Did he study his tomes?
>>217827923100 years past AGOT the timeline, every chatacter in Westeros will be a descendant of Dunk, Robert’s or both
“The kings guard” a knight of the seven kingdoms story: dunk finds a girl that he loves and wants to settle down and start a family but egg becomes king unexpectedly and appoints dunk to the kings guard, dunk has to abandon his love for duty and the westerlands peasant girl he fell in love with has to raise his kid alone
>>217827953King Maegor did a Trial of Seven and Aeiron loves Maegor so much he named his only legitimate son after him
>>217827953He probably read extensively (or probably told by his nerd brother Aemon) about dragons, wildfire and Westerosi history.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms really got me into armor design. What’s everyone’s favorite depiction of armor in asoiaf? Official art, book illustrations, show designs, or fan art, I want to see it all
>>217827813>otherwise he a bitch for not knighting dunkin donutsIf he knighted Dunk, he'd have lost his squire and he didn't expect to die.
This show is good because it was written by an autist in the 90s. We’ll never get writing that soulful every again because creatives have been poisoned by modernity
>>217828023
>Swamp FairyA Dunk and Egg story. Set after "The She-wolves of Winterfell" this story takes place in the swaps of the neck. Dunk and egg try to take a short cut across the swamps after egg takes the advice of a peasant and get lost. Lizard lions, swamp snakes, elusive water peacocks sightings dont cheer Dunk as he gets increasingly cross with egg while trying to navigate bogs, quick sands and swamp fumes night hallucinations. A crannog girl finally helps them come out of the mire and makes egg come for the first time.
>>217827813To knight dunk he would need the money to equip him with horses, sword and armor. Which he clearly didn't have.
>>217828023All fan art of Baratheon armor looks cool
>>217828163Based swamp vixens
>Dunk chugs litres of Pennistea>Ser Asslan was surely a cuntWhat did dunk mean by this
>>217828166He had 3 horses. He could've done it. He a bitch.
>>217828206After knighting Dunk he would need a new squire who has to ride a horse
here me outthe targaryen madness is the result of the lack of dragons
>>217828218My bad, I mistook who you meant. But still he a bitch. He could've made it work.
>>217828023Lannisters are the only faction that consistently had the best armors on the show
>>217828222Part of being a responsible knight is not to spawn penny-less knights that turn into bandit outlaws.
Have we got any kino clips from Dunk's show yet?
https://youtu.be/QS6E0hu52Rk?si=sFLjCDsELk2DSQWDIt’s up
>>217828246pic unrelated?
>>217828163Frogfu not getting nude was got's greatest mistake
>>217828246roman???
enjoying a nice cider while watching the new ep
my family just told me that was the best episode since thrones, completely gaps hotd
>I wish my son had died
>soon no dunk and egg for a year
>>217828403which one?
>>217828440There’s that other show this summer tho
>>217828452make a bet
:(
>>217828479>other show
>>217828358Isn't that the Alva set from dark souls?
>cast is a bunch of literal whosGoT S8 really killed the franchise, huh?
>>217828479Not much interest for that anymore.
>>217827817Did you think the fog would go away if you waited?
>>217828534>
>>217828023I like Duncan's armor in the comicsDoes /got/hotd/dunk/ like it too?
>>217828534Maybe if this asshole showed his son a little more love, his son wouldn't have turned out that way.
>>217827892That was Lord Ashford, not a maester.
>>217828569kek
>>217827936I wonder if his sperm are bigger.
Next episode is gonna be 30 minutes of donut steel flea bottom Dunk backstory.
>>217825064Cersei. They very clearly merged her plot with Faegon and part of the reason why "The Bells" flopped as hard as it did is because Cersei chimping out at a Fake targ who stole her throne right out from under her makes more sense and obviously the one betting PTSD from the bells should be Jon Connington, not Dany, where it makes no sense.
>>217828023Daemon's armor looks way cooler in art than it does in the show
>>217828639inb4 montage of a young dirty dunk getting into fights in the gutters of King's Landing
>>217828660How does Jaime play into that though? He kills her before they can seize her?
>>217827921Cucking nobles is a pious man's duty
>>217828677Thats just the Daerdric armor from skyrim
>>217828732How grandpa looks at me when I come alone to yet another Thanksgiving
>>217828660Or Dany chimping out at a fake Targ rather, not Cersei.>>217828686I dunno I have a feeling that might just be completely different and maybe gurm just doesn't know how it will end. Jamie doesn't seem to even be in love with Cersei anymore in the books. The whole reason they "love" each other in the first place is that they're both narcissistic and they're practically genderswapped clones of each other so it's really just an extension of love for themselves. Jamie's whole arc is losing his narcissism from the adversity he faces whereas Cersei's just becomes even more malignant.I also think they merged the idea of Cersei blowing up the sept of Baelor in the show with Dany accidentally setting off wildfire caches that are all over the city with her dragons when she attacks it.
So I know about dragons, zombies, magic and stuff but how is it possible that this man farted loudly enough for everyone on the jousting field to hear it?
Name my band
>>217828479I’m not watching that.
Imagine a world where Bracken cows can feed on Blackwood grass...uvh...
>>217828229One the Targaryens ends up having children with some dumb bitch from the free cities and only then does the Targaryen madness appear.
DOONKAHN
stop raping ser
>>217828799You clearly haven't met my grandpa after eating a bowl of beans
To: Ryan CondalFrom: jevacation2019-01-14Hey don't you think that Alicent and Rhaenyra have kind of like a lesbian thing going on?
>>217828799That's what separates the nobility from the smallfolk, anon
>>217828817How does everyone just not die instantly on the charge when the lances slam through each other’s shields and impale everyone?
>>217828229I mean, if my family's hold on power was only backed up by living nukes because they were too autistic to marry anyone but their sisters, I'd get a bit twitchy to when said living nukes died out
I will take stop raping ser's side.
What do you want the next dunk and egg adventures to be, bros? I for one want one set in lannister lands or in the neck
>>217827927>t.
>>217827953of course.Aerion is based
....semoc eH
>>217828886Armor, grit, posture, and stirrups
>>217827927He can make me his little sister
>>217828924You mean if the fat man writes another novella?>Dunk ends up fighting for the wrong side in a squabble between lords>ends up in the Lannister dungeons>oh look, the new Lady Lannister looks just like Rohanne!>Lady Lannister "tortures" Dunk for a few days and lets him go>the next Lannister heir is supiciously tall
>>217828821>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217828229there is no Targaryen madness. why did Dany go into the fire yet is not considered mad by Barristan Selmy? because it worked.she either had dreams or whatever. the same shit happened to the other Targaryens.also, Aerys was absolutely correct about the realm conspiring against him.
>>217828886Oak and iron guard them well
>>217828799Remember that one time a Bracken was almost cool?
>>217828957This would have had to fit over mail and a gambeson right?
Why is Daeron in the crowd?
>>217828886Well in thee story Dunk's team uses tourney lances specifically because they're longer and will outrange the war lances Aerion's team is using.
Will this show eventually cover summerhall?
>>217828924I want a beach episode
>>217828994>mailyes>and a gambesoni'm not sure. but i guess that is the common way to layer armor.
>>217828959You will never be a sister.
>>217829020Nah
>>217829020Unlikely, part of the point of Summerhall is to leave it a mystery. Although I buy the theory that Dunk dies holding up the ceiling trap doors for the sand that is supposed to snuff out wildfire so some Targs can escape which would explain Dunk's dream of drowning in sand and also make it so that Dunk's foot and hand literally save the Targaryen dynasty.
>>217828886>when the lances slam through each other’s shields and impale everyone?this doesn't happen. armor works. it was used for a reason.
>>217828886Tourney lances are meant to break and war lances can be deflected. But yeah the war lances are meant to kill you obviously.
>>217829056>save the dynasty >ends 25 years later anyway He died in vain
>>217829086One is still alive. Without Dunk's actions the prince that was promised would never have come.
>>217829086Bravo George
>>217829020You want to do a fiery ritual to hatch dragon eggs? Fine but do it outside in an area where nothing can catch fire instead of doing it inside of your own fucking palace. Egg was easily top 5 worst targ kings.
ALICE WITH THREE FINGERSSHE NEVER HAD A LOTGAVE ME ALL SHE HAD TO GIVETWO MORE THAN WHAT WAS SOUGHT
>>217828582Yes absolutely
>>217829120Don't buy into ((maester)) fabrications as to how that went down. For all we know, Egg went there to stop it.
>>217829096>meme that was promisedretarded targs created the self-fulfilling prophecy that led Westeros to ruin so the white walkers could take over. Clowns should have minded their own business and let the Starks handle it. Night's Watch was around for thousands of years and the Targs destroyed it in under 3 centuries
>>217828799The guy behind him did not have to imagine the smell it was all around him
>>217829174Imagine that poor fucker that has to weigh being a bitch and just accepting the backblast to the face, and actually getting up to call Otho Bracken a cunt and the odds of surviving the ordeal.
>>217829020Yes probably around 2040.
>>217829151For all we know, it worked.
>>217827882>actually, Duncan is the ancestor of every single tall person in WesterosI hate the fandom so much.
stop raping ser, please, no
>>217829284Not a helm crafted by Steely Pate
why did they dub Baelor's voice so badly when he barged into the arena
>>217828968Thats so gay its plays like they just hate each other since birth because of the feud and the plot of the show is literally that they were just looking for an excuse
>>217828547Why is that a bad thing?Perhaps you are of a different opinion, but I'd rather not hear any more Americans attempting English accents, it's very distracting.
>>217829342>Thats so gayCould've just stopped there
>>217828023Prosper Tibaldi.
Why is this general so obsessed with Blood of the Dragon material when ASOIAF and DUNC is so much better? Who actually cares about EVILAR THE GRAMMATICAL or AINUS THE FEEBLE Targaryan?
has martin written any choir music for the faith of the seven?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFy71uPSXwM
>>217829529Martin isn't Tolkien, he hasn't even written the creed.
CODDODD
>>217829528Fuck, meant Fire & Blood. All this Targ shit George makes up while sitting on the toilet is melting my brain
>>217829528>Blood of the Dragonwould be a good title for a blackfyre show actually
>>217829498I legit thought that was Messmer at firstWonder if the Elden Ring movie will be as kino as AKOTSK is (it wont)
aagghh...
This show is legitimately incredible, I wish the episodes were longer and that there were more than 6 episodes
>>217829676>there's only six episodes
>>217829056GRRM says he wants to write what happens in Summerhall and the showrunner wants to write to the end of Dunk and Egg's life so if HBO lets them, they would
Question for bookfags, tonally this show is much less cynical than /got/ and /hotd/ and overall it gives an optimistic outlook on humanity, is this consistent with the novellas? Like are the dunc books themselves much less cynical than the asoiaf novels? I know /hotd/ is essentially just an encyclopedia. Or is that just a choice by the showrunners
>>217829086John Snow is dead ?
>>217829752The novellas are more lighthearted but they're just as cynical as /got/. Or to put it another way /got/ the books is as optimistic as Dunk and egg. GRRM being some overly cynical misanthrope is a meme made by people who have never read his stuff.Spoilers but you can argue dunk and egg is deeply cynical as it shows bad things happening to good people for bad reasons because the worlds unjust
>>217829086Dunk saves Aerys, Rhaella and Rhaegar which leads to Jon and Daenerys being born and saving Westeros from the apocalypseof course this mean's king's landing's explosion is Dunk's fault
>>217829752>and overall it gives an optimistic outlook on humanityIt doesn't really. The main character is just not a horrible selfish prick, unlike GRRMs other main characters. Otherwise it's just as pessimistic and cynical as the other books. Horrible people win and good deeds get punished.
alright I'm reading this shit I've only been putting it off for a decade
>>217829808see you in an hour
>>217829020What makes Summerhall so compelling is the mystery. The only way to do it justice is not to explicitly show what happened. I’d rather they take a Sopranos finale approach. Presenting fragments, contradictions, and unsettling details at Summerhall that leave viewers debating who or what was truly responsible. Keep it eerie. Keep it ambiguous. Let the POV follow Duncan, where ordinary sights and moments take on a menacing weight, much like Tony’s final scene.It's the only kino way to do it
>>217828023We were robbed. Would have been cool to see Northerners dressed like this
I need more Red
>>217828023Coolest helmet in the entire series and we never see him wear it ever again
>>217828529This casting is fucking perfect, tho he shouldve put on a little more bulk
>>217828530Am I the only one who wanted to glaze her face here
>>217829907I like the convo they had about how knights also sell their bodies like whores do, kino grrm gender dynamics and how boys and girls grow up and sell their bodies for the purpose of those born into power and money
>>217828582i prefer the one on the illustrated edition
why doesn't Baelor have white hair like the other Targaryans?
>>217830111Dornish pepper beats Targaryan salt.
>>217830111mom was dornish
>>217830111One drop of Dornish blood
>>217830111His mom is a dusky Dornish woman
>>217827793so basically:conquest of aegon = conquest of duc William Iwar of maegor = war of William IIdance of dragons = english anarchy of Empress Matildaconquest of dorne = Third Crusade with Richard the Lionheartblackfyre rebellion = Wars of Scottish Independencewar of the usurper = Wars of the Roses
>>217829275I mean… It's not as unlikely as you think. Brienne was confirmed to be of his blood.
>>217827793/dunk/bros, are we afraid about inevitable dyslexic casting director striking again next season?
>>217828677It's because his armour in the show is clearly plastic shit. If they took the effort to make it from metal, it'd be incredible
>>217829931i wonder what happened to the armors from the earlier seasons anyway? Why not just keep using them? Were they lost, damaged, sold?
>>217828583
>>217830111Targ genes are recessive, the old lady from HotD is supposed to have black hair too
>me seeing Steffon come to Dunk's aid>suddenly think he's insanely based>actually say, "Wow, holy shit, this guy was secretly awesome.">the heel turn>my honest reaction to him changing sides
>>217827921payback for the right of the first night
so i should watch this then?
>>217828246Temu Romans
He dares to summon ME?WITH HASTE?
>>217830426I don't get why they don't just use aluminum and then spray it with a primer, then a gloss. It's genuinely something a cosplayer can do. >IT COULD BREAK!IT'S FUCKING ALUMINUM. Get a hammer and a hand torch, and bang it back into shape. YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT IN NO TIME.
>>217829020yes but the ink will be spilled over half the screen
>>217829020I hope notJust like with the doom, the mystery makes it compelling There are some things men shouldnt see
>>217827807because he forgot the words to knighting someone
>>217830587It's got a few reddit-tier jokes. Otherwise it's pretty good. One odd thing I can't shake is that every episode so far genuinely feels like the screenwriters are aping the writing of a video game. I don't mean in quality, I mean in structure and how things occur. There's a lot of scenes and things that happen that make me go, "Ah, the classic moment from Western RPGs..." And frankly a lot of the second episode I couldn't shake was intentionally made to ape TW3 or Kingdom Come: Deliverance. There's a part where Dunk needs to get real armor for the tournament and I could quite literally hear the quest objective update noise from TW3 in my head at one point.
>>217830475Meanwhile Dany and her brothers are white haired despite having like 1/128 Valyrian ancestry. Heredity in grrm's world doesn't make any sense or shows any consistency you just have to suspend your disbelief on that
>>217830277ONE PERSON
>>217830587Literally some of the best knight-kino we have had in over a decade>but what about this movieYeah never watched itIt has a much different tone than usual GoT and is more comedic
>>217828799They should have atleast panned to the stone faced smallfolk, otherwise it looks like they're laughing at Dunk as well.
Alright, who is the greatest knight to have ever lived? I believe Ryam Redwyne should be considered.
>>217830763Some hedgeknight who's name we don't even know. A noble could never live up to the vows.
>>217829275>what do you mean all the freakishly tall people are descended from a freakishly tall man confirmed to have traveled to their places of birth and left behind his possessions thereYou should try reading the books instead of twitter posts.
>>217829275The world of ASOIAF, despite being massive (with Westeros being as large as the Americas) is narratively very, very small. Everything going back tens of thousands of years is just the same little dynasties doing everything.
>>217830763Ryan redwyne was a peacetime knight who was famous for being really good at jousting. Barristan has the most feats of any knight
>>217830729It borders on "A Knight's Tale" now and again with the style of comedy. Not quite as anachronistic (no one is hammering a Nike symbol in armor, or singing Queen) but still, the sort of humor is there.
>>217830763Dunk
>>217830847What feats? Have every king he served under die?
>>217830832That has to do with the benefit for the reader/viewer. Imagine if George went out to write actual, comprehensive history of ASOIAF. Most normies would just die from confusion and trying to keep track of all the houses. Of course it's not realistic but it's much more manegeable for everyone. Imagine if the Targaryens had a hundred other cadet houses like they'd if the books went for maximum realism
>>217830847>stands around twiddling his thumbs and whistling while women he's sworn to protect get raped>consistently takes the path of least resistance, if following his oath becomes inconvenience for him he WILL switch sides and conjure up some post facto cope like "your seven year old brother was awed when his royal father whom none of the authority figures in his life (including me) dared indicate was doing anything wrong started showering him with attention, clearly mad from the start"Ah yes, ser Barry the Windchime.
>>217830698Blood magic, aint gonna explain shit.
>>217828023The armour design is nonsensical fantasy slop, what're you talking about nigger
>>217830921It's almost unreal that GRRM is going to end his career as a writer on introducing a character named Dark Star.
I wonder if there's a rule about having similar arms? Some people incorporate arms of other houses into theirs, so you could you just rock in with a slightly different red banner with a slightly different yellow Lion? What if your banner was a Dragon with FOUR heads, then what!?
Aerion is willing to use power and kill the people he hates.Baelor refuses to use power and gambles with the lives of people he likes.Aerion is worthy of infinitely more respect than Baelor.
>>217830946https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_MyattTemu Lannisters.
There was only one black person in the last dunk episode and it was from a brief second-long flashback.Chudbros... are we back?
>>217830808Dunk isn't freakishly tall. And it's obvious that tall people existed before him unless you mean he's his own father. God, you fucking idiots should kill yourselves.
>>217830946>so you could you just rock in with a slightly different red banner with a slightly different yellow Lion? What if your banner was a Dragon with FOUR heads, then what!?Great idea, surely nothing bad would happen.
>the entire fandom pisses and shits themselves at the mere mentioning of his name
>>217830971>7 feet isn't freakishly tall>in a medieval setting>for a slum dwellerYou should try reading the books instead of twitter posts.If you did you would probably pick up a pretty major theme of inherited looks.
>>217830969>There was only one black person in the last dunk episode and it was from a brief second-long flashback.Glad you reminded me of this. This takes me out of the whole show every time I see one. Literally zero niggers in GOT unless they're foreigners in Westeros so it makes sense like Sandor. Suddenly there are mandingos everywhere. Like what happened? Did they get all genocided by Robert or something?
The Mountain tall mogs Dunc and would probably outskill him as a Knight as well.
>>217830992Reddit is retarded. One throwaway line about being of "the night," which is perfectly understandable given he's house Dayne, and all of a sudden he's shadow the hedgehog nothin personell kiddo
It is a bit odd that it is all so dark and grimy looking. They are in the south of Westeros, in the most green and fertile part of the seven kingdoms.
>>217831021The mountain is also retarded and his only feats are killing fodder soldiers and children.His entire existence is suffering and nobody likes him.
>>217831061He is a simple bloke. He just likes murdering people, simple as.
>>217831061He killed Raymun Darry and Beric Dondarrion (the first time) and defeated Oberon, who was a famous adventurer and cheating with fast acting poison.
>>217830270so guys ?blackfyre rebellion = Wars of Scottish Independence ?war of the ninepenny kings = no idea ?
>>217827953>Did he study his tomes?Yes
>>217831092I might believe you if he was ever seen smiling or laughing.>>217831103The fact that that's your strongest argument tells a lot.
>>217829767yes
>>217831026Everything he says makes sense in context>are you the sword of the morning>no, I am not>the vipers will bite your cock off if you don't watch out>I think I know how to deal with a snake and/or it's biteMy boy Gerold, called Darkstar by men, is a perfectly stand up maimer of little girls maligned by wiki warriors and osmosis readers.
>>217827953he read the script
>>217831138I fucking love this image.
>>217831138Me on the left
>>217828229is there a list of every mad targ ?if not i'd say: maegor, aerion, aerys 2, rhaegar, viserys
What version of the theme song played during the outro? I quite liked it.
>>217830832>over 3300 named characters >narratively very smallNigger, when it comes to books this is probably the biggest fantasy world there is.
>The camera always pan to keep the strategically placed black and asian extras in focus Why do they keep doing this
>>217830995There are tall people everywhere. Or do you mean to imply that all blondes are Lannisters and all black haired ones Baratheons?
>>217831263A man named Larry Fink tells them to.
>>217831263Personally, if I wanted to promote the normalization of blacks in media I would create a drama about feuding tribes in Africa. Think like, Apocalypto with black people.
i thought got was washed but man this knight shit is pretty good
what are they going to do for 2 episodes?how are they going to stretch the duel into 30 minutes?
>>217831151>I might believe you if he was ever seen smiling or laughing.Yeah, because the people who see that are in the process of dying
>>217830587it's alright. better than hotd but not better than s1 GoT.i value it at s4 GoT. not amazing but not shit either. just fun TV that doesn't stand up to a lot of scrutiny.
>>217831249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753V4rpXKpw
>>217831249The soundtrack isn’t out yet, but we have some reproduction attempts.https://youtu.be/3MJ4AsqmHso
>Tywin never betrays The Mountain and refuses to hand him over to D*rne Based RIDE OR DIEwin
>>217831270>it is consistently remarked upon everywhere he goes how uncommon it is for someone to be as tall as duncan>"what do you mean, there are tall people everywhere"It seems there's a intellectual disability at play here that reading a song of ice and fire won't solve.
>>217831322Really? That's odd.
>>217827882>We know he bangs Old Nan so that Hodor can be bornDebunked
>>217831021damn never noticed show Mountain was so young and already norwoodedgrim
>>217831355I think being 6'9 makes up for it
>>217831365Constant migraines and opioid addiction does not, however.
>See a brown girl >You must be from Dorne! How could Dunk and Egg possibly recognize that she's Dornish when there are hundreds of black and brown people running around the tourney ground all the time?
The Baratheons have always been the biggest chads in all of Westeros.
I love honor kino like dunk and egg and the first season of game of thrones
>>217831435aren't you forgetting someone
>>217831453There's nothing honorable about letting people exploit your honor to kill you and the people you care about.Weakness is the greatest of sins.
>>217827882>literally every Big Guy in ASoIaF is the child of GRRM's gary stu backstory character >in 100% of the published material to date, the same character is comedically bad at talking to womenbravo george
>>217831458The Lannisters are the jews of Westeros
>>217831435The chad genes actually come from their ancestors, the Durrandons. Orys defeated an old man and stole his aura
Honestly this is a flaw from a novella but there’s no reason Dunk couldn’t have just squired for another knight a few more years. Knights die on their squires all the time, it’s not hard to explain.Who wouldn’t want a big hulking knight who already knows all the ropes and that you don’t really have to teach? He’d probably even end up serving someone richer who could pass down some armor and give him a better start in your life.Instead, Dunk thinks it’s over for him unless he starts lying and pretending to be a knight, even though he still can’t tilt for shit.
>>217831458Too many weird trips to Fair Isle
>>217831458Donald Lannister has sold out to the Qaarthen banking cartels.Lannister bannermen are being shipped to the saffron straits to fight in 3000-year old feuds between the pureborn and the Dothrakhi in the red waste and the small council is suppressing Daxos files.
>>217829275The thing about Old Nan and Hodor is bullshit thankfully, timeline doesn’t match up at all. Old Nan only came to Winterfell to be a wet nurse for Ned’s grandfather.
can someone make a version of this with dunk and change the text to CHIVALRY
>>217831435It's because of their targaryen's Y chromosome
>>217828479Even slop-enjoyer GRRM is sitting that one out
>>217831510Dunk immediately makes friends with Aegon, a member of the royal family, and randomly hits it off with multiple other high lords by sheer dumbfuck charisma.IRL that is all he needed to get a nice job in someone's household and be completely fine. GRRM has to hide the fact by having Aegon not reveal his identity until after Dunk has committed a crime to maintain the illusion of him being working class and down-on-his-luck. then next season Aegon's dad lets his son wander Westeros as a beggar so that more stories can happen, even though that also makes zero sense in-universe. just ignore it and stop expecting the writing to be realistic, ASoIaF wasn't realistic either.
>>217828479S2 completely killed the hype. As much as I hate the Fat Fuck for being a lazy piece of shit, I must take his side on this one, the showrunners of HoTD are fucking morons.
>>217831590based george martin shill
>>217828479
Every dynasty in Westeros kind of sucks.They're either boring or they have 2 retards for every 1 guy that does cool shit.
>>217831577Not to mention that after the events of The Hedge Knight, Dunk would be one of the most famous knights in all the Seven Knights and would be swarmed in every tourney he attended.I know this is before the age of information, but word would still spread about “that big-ass knight who fought in the first Trial by Seven in 200 years, and defeated a royal prince, and the Trial by Seven which was made even more famous by leading to the Prince of Dragonstone’s death…”He should have instant celebrity status and lords wanting the bragging rights of having him in their retinue. I know he turns dow Maekar’s invitation, but it’s a joke that he can pass as a total unknown in the later books.
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>>217831602Fuck you whoreson.
>>217831645he heads to dorne for a year, by the time he gets back its old news, and what happens to baelor far over shadows whoever the fuck that big knight was
>>217831622That's just the case for every dynasty in human history.
>>217829020bet they do. but by that point gurm will be long dead or hbo has wrestled yet another show away from him so the ending will be the happiest one possible of everybody thinking both dunk and egg died in that inferno but in reality they somehow escaped and get to spend rest of their lives traveling the lands as literal nobodies.
>>217831411>Criston takes of his helm>"A FUCKING DORNISH NIGGER" while the booth is full of Velaryons
>>217831702>my wild-eyed friend muttering about how he needs to sacrifice more children to the heart of fire to bring back the dragons?>oh don't mind him, he's just my eccentric sidekick, now let me help you dig that well
How do the black people in House of The Dragon all have dreadlocks? Is there like a nigger barber somewhere there that does all their hair?
>>217828799Is that fucking Halfthor?
why is this nigga based nowisn't he insufferable faggot 3 eps ago or something
>>217831821Get off your phone and keep watching.
>>217831771The barbershop on Driftmark was closed after the Iron Throne started cutting down on benefits.It's part of why Vaemond Velaryon was so ornery.
>>217830763Jaime
>>217830992i liek Darkstar
>>217829784>Jon snowfAegon bros....
>>217831828oh he still is
>Cutting the scene where all the smallfolk are cheering for and blessing Dunk before the trial?Why? It was one of the best parts in the novel. Even if they do add it back after the melee I feel like it loses it's luster since at that point Dunk would have already won.
>>217832004they probably wanted Dunk to have as little support as possible before Baelor comes in, I guess they still could sneak something in like that before the actual fighting begins
>>217832004Because the world is cynical.
>>217827793Why the guards not stopped the angry guy from going on stage and breaking girl's fingers?
>>217832072Making the dragon lose was kind of fucked up.
>>217832072Because the angry guy has royal blood.
>>217832072Lets follow that line of logic for a moment.Guardman arrests the prince for attacking the puppet lady.He now has the convince all the other guards to go along with it or otherwise they swarm him and arrest him instead.Lets say he does manage to convince all the guards to go along with it.Now people go running off to Maekar saying the prince's guards have forcibly arrested his son.Maekar is going to immediately call on every sword he can to confront the guards.So now you're back in a loop. Once again you're heavily outnumbered and have to convince them to go along with your arrest or get swarmed.And it doesn't stop until you're king of Westeros.So unless John Guardman is ready to stake his claim for the iron throne his only realistic option is to let the prince be a corrupt asshole.
>>217832072they were his guards
>>217829931How does he even see?
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>>217831590he could trim his beard
>>217828817Dunk's champions with bladed lances instead of tourney lances with longer reach, why does HBO always have to fuck up the story
>>217831329Selyse Florent, Stannis's own wife, is just as tall as Stannis. Did Dunk fuck Selyse's grandmother too? Maybe you think all the Umbers are tall because Dunk somehow knocked their women up. Your shit logic is why Condal keeps feeding you feces every 2 years.>>217831527Ned's grandfather was born between 197 and 226. For Old Nan to have been wet nurse to the Brandon of Edwyle's generation, she was born before 197, but not earlier than 185. So Old Nan is either as old as Dunk or Egg. There is not much time for Dunk to have had sex with her wherever she originally came from. Old Nan has stories of Dagmer Cleftjaw, a real ironigger that Bran eventually learns is real. It's likely that Old Nan came from a coastline to have at least heard of Dagmer. She probably did not meet Dagmer because he would have just taken her as another saltwife if he didn't bash her brains in after a rape.
Stannis had a duty to have more children.He failed in literally the easiest duty any lord has. He refused to fuck his wife.But why hold it against Stannis?It's not like Robert or Renly were any better.
>>217831270The seed is strong nigga
>>217832298The Baratheons, to be clear, while noted as being uncommonly tall are significantly shorter than Duncan.Once again showcasing that seven feet men are not "everywhere" and that you have a intellectual disability.>hotd shitBack to twitter with you.
>>217828817>war lancesthey fucked it up, fucking hbo kikes
>>217828886Uhhh anon..someone does die right away
>>217832321In Stannis defense he had the ugliest wife in the seven kingdoms. Which doesn't make much sense by the way. The man is he kings oldest brother and is married to a woman far down in the line from a (relatively) small house
>BRAAAAAAAPSYep, I'm thinking kino.
>>217829752Yes the novellas are less cynical
>>217831111Blackfyre rebellion = Baron's War
>>217828763I think the irony is that Dany is going to turn out to be the fake targ, the house with the red door from her flashbacks is clearly not in Braavos like she (mis)remembers. It would create symmetry with Jon who was actually a prince but was treated as the lowest of the low, if the Princess in hiding actually turns out to be a commoner after all (albeit a commoner with valyrian blood).
>>217832581Whether she's legitimate or not is irrelevant. She has dragon's blood and actual dragons.
Has bobbyposting left the posters of /GoT/?I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT TO BE SOARE THERE ANY TRUE BOBBYPOSTERS AMONG YOU?!
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E04.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELMFW Its real. How are niggas on usenet getting this a whole day+ early?
>>217832690It was released friday because of superbowl sunday
>>217832652He's a miserable twice cucked fool who got killed by a boar and caused the end of his entire dynasty.
>>217832652Gods, Ned. I was never so alive as when I was BOBBYPOSTING in /got/
>>217830556Peak GOT moment
Who's hype for Applebowl?
so is the fart necessary?
Start raping, Ser
>>217827793Bros I can't wait to see this king get his Chequey water back
Filthy Blackfyres...
>>217833140yes, because it brings pooping on the theme song full circle
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF.
>>217833140I'd stop paying attention if there wasn't a joke to undercut big moments
>>217831672I sometimes get nostalgic for creepy early AI image gen. It had soul
>>217827793There is so little story that they had to spread the events across multiple episodes and include filler in between.
>>217831672>>217833750what do you think is taking place on Moltbook right now ? it creeps me out to think about it
>>217832581There's something obviously going on with the house with the red door and the lemon tree but the biggest problem with most of the theories associated with it like R+L=D is that Viserys fucks them up by existing and having no real reason to lie about it. Even if she was Rhaegar's daughter she would still be no threat to Viserys' own claim. I think what's going on there is just that Dorne and maybe the Daynes were involved in harboring her.
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