sex with baelor breakspear

>>217841385
Who are the best loli and shota in Westerosi history?

LORD OP FUCKS HIS SHEEP

>>217841412
I wish he was clean shaven, but with this actor maybe it wouldn't have worked, I think he might need the beard to look ambiguously mediterranean.

I dont wanna see baelor die bros..

all over some bitch with puppets

>>217841444
Blessed Baelor locked up his 11 year old sister so she wouldn't tempt his court

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>>217841444
cersei and jaime

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>Duncan, better an unripe apple than a rotten one, thats what I'm saying

>>217841516
What did he mean by this?

>>217841479
>most fearsome warrior-chad of his age
>jobs countless times to his albino nerdy half brother and his equally nerdy nephews

>>217841525
virgins are better

>>217841516
hold up

>>217841529
its a metaphor for vietnam/the cold war

>>217841525
A green apple is better than a red old worm apple

>>217841478
Baelor locking up his sisters and starving himself to death after totally not fathering a child on one of them always struck me as the actions of a humongous pervert with gooner's remorse.
If the anon who wanted a list of mad Targaryens is still around Baelor should definitely go on it.

I for one am looking forward to King Maekor The Grumpy

>>217841516
Just because your family's symbol is an apple doesn't mean you have to make apple analogies to everything

>>217841579
You dare shake my tree like that?!

>>217841579
>Think different, Ser

>>217841458
kino

>>217841525
He takes trips down the Mander to lord Brookstone's private island on a pleasure barge.

>>217841579
Yet my father did and eveyrone knows the apple does not fall far from the tree

>>217841579
Not making apple analogies would core their house

Oh, buzz off with the apple analogies.

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DUNKEN! Come, drink some cider with me let’s get appleSAUCED! Ahh it goes down smooth as apple butter. It’s a shame our cider factory doesn’t have more good workers like your squire here, the TURNOVER rate is so high. Do I like dornish girls or riverlander girls better? Well that’s like comparing apples and oranges dunk. I tell you dunk, my cousin sure upset the apple cart, I sure would like to punch him in the Adam’s apple. He always wanted to be part of the upper crust, but trust me he would have betrayed you for a nice CRISP copper. He’s just like his father and our sour old granny, the apple never falls far from the tree. And if one apple spoils the bunch what chance for honor do I have?

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You can only spend $21 to build your 7. I'll start
>Arthur Dayne
>Belwas
>Sandoq
>Bronn
>Qhorin
>Aerys Oakhart
>The snail

>Blackfyre bastards!

>>217841462
>all over some bitch with puppets
it's really all over duncan being a liar

>>217841693
kek what a golden delicous post

>>217841579
Mayhaps, but I believe my analogies will continue to bear fruit and make me the apple of some fair maiden's eye.

>>217841731
>>217841462
t. aerion
its your fault.

>>217841529
he wanted to help corbray after the fight, honor demanded it

all thar Dunkino makes me want to give a second chance to hotd. Last time i dropped it after first ep. Will try in a moment and report later

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>Raymund is a crusader great helm CHAD

>>217841749
The dragon, and I cannot emphasize this enough, OUGHT NEVER LOSE.

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>>217841693

>>217841579
The apple doesn't concern itself with the opinion of the worm. Shut up.

>>217841754
first season is good with my boy Viserys
Don't bother with the second one

>>217841697
I wouldn't trust half the people on this list to guard a dog.

>>217841754
nigger valyrians dude, nigger valyrians

>>217841754
you're in for disappointment hotd doesn't even compare

>>217841766
I fucking love this guy.

Are dragon people incest aliens?

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>hurr durr i have dragons
>hurr durr rightful heir
>hurr durr you must swear allegiance do you SEE my THREE DRAGONS
>REEEE BEND THE KNEE
holy fuck upon rewatching, Daenerys is one dumb fucking bitch i cant stand her
also i hate all these retards calling themselves the rightful heirs when the throne was legitimately conquered by Baratheons and actually, no, youre not the rightful heir, you retarded cunt
go and conquer it back thats fine but stop acting like Westeros owes you something holy fuck

>>217841754
I never even watched the first season, only the second
Yes, I know, the first is supposedly better, but idgaf

>>217841529
>Dishonorable evil cunt bloodraven is a dishonorable evil cunt
We know

>>217841826
so it seems

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Which house had the most /fa/ armor?

>>217841697
Are we talking pure fighting skill or is their loyalty also considered
Because I obviously cannot trust a bunch of these people

>>217841579
A shitpost a day keeps the newfag away.

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>>217841854
Daemons armor is fucking trash, the helmet ruins it
but others like Maekar, Aerion, Baelor look fucking incredible

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>Imagine being a father...

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>>217841766
Comic did it better

>>217841801
>>217841867
You're in dunk's position where you'll take what you can get

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>>217841826
SPACE ELVES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
SHAPESHIFTING MARSUPIALS FROM THE HEART OF SOTHYROS

>>217841837
>was legitimately conquered
What does this even mean
Obviously a Targaryen views the Baratheon as illegitimate

Not defending Dany for being a retard, but come on

>>217841697
Jaime 6
Dayne 6
Cole 4
Bronn 3
then moonboy for all I care

>>217841837
Distinct over-correction in reaction to girlbossing.

>>217841636
>on a pleasure barge.
named the swift maiden

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>>217841881
My king

>>217841697
Jamie (with all hands I assume)
Gregor Clegane
Bronn
Benjicott Blackwood
Tommard Heddle
Kermit
Arys Oakheart

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>>217841927
Alysanne was probably hot as fuck.

>>217841697
>no Joffrey doggett
He’s the best one

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Cunt is as cunt does

>>217841837
They made her very stiff and humorless in the show. But you could say that for most of the female show characters which is depressing.

>>217841697
Oakhart at 1 is good value

>>217841697
>$5 - Oberyn Martell
>$4 - Strong Belwas
>$4 - Sandoq
>$4 - Lyonel Baratheon
>$3 - Bronn
>$1 - Uthor Underleaf

>>217841766
I keep thinking "he can't be more based than he already is" and then he dresses up as a crusader of the seven to beat up targshits and their pathetic bootlickers (his cousin)

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>>217841385
imagine if the show had this aesthetic and none of the marvel quip humor and out of place flashbacks

I seriously think last episode might be the most positively masculine media that I have can even remember seeing. The ending 10 minutes were just too overwhelming beautiful and wholesome. When Dunc gets his shield and cries it was of my favorite GoT moments its how much it means to him and how beautiful it is kills me. I think I teared up like three times in this episode lol

The knight scene and the sacrifice he makes for his friend and the ending into GoT theme was so heartwarming and makes you cheer i soiface for this fucking show and don't care what you think of that fuck you let me chug that onions for this show. Would I have liked a LITTLE "you guys really want Targaryans to win???" yes but I appreciate the writers for really trying to find an original approach to get the same things. Seeing the Father get fed up with the evil around him and taking the Knights Oath seriously even going against his own family for standing up to something was something you can't forget.

>>217842053
Watch the Ivanhoe tv film from 1982.

>>217841996
He looks like the rapist prince of Norway

>>217841697
Qhorin Halfhand for $2 is OP.

>top-tier swordsman, became just as good with his left hand after losing the fingers on his right (compared to Jaime who thinks his fighting days are over after losing his hand)
>top-tier loyalty, was willing to let Jon kill him just to give Jon a chance to infiltrate the wildlings

>>217842081
Me, forsooth.

>>217842093
next year

>>217842053
modern audience can't handle this. /tv/ thinks the grey/brown filter for medieval films is pushed by hollywood but it's actually the fault of the normaltard audience who wants everything to look like nolan's batman because it makes them feel intelligent

>>217842106
>prince
nope

>>217842110
Came to say this. Kek
What a bargain

Bros I don't want to be negative but the fact fAegon was cut from the show in season 5 indicates me the Blackfyres are not going to fare exactly well in the winds of winter...

>>217842053
fighting is so much different with this shit on too.

reminds of of this one fight scene. forgetting name. in the end his head gets sliced off

>>217842222
They aren’t Blackfyres they believe themselves to be Targaryen restorationists

>>217842247
>they believe themselves to be
I mean yeah, but do you REALLY think Aegon's kid was secretly saved

Valyria lore is cool as fuck

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>best thing HBO have made in years
>6 episodes 30 mins each

What is wrong with these people

>>217842269
>Aegon's kid was secretly saved
Meant to say Rhaegar's kid

>>217842222
They’re going to be the beloved heroes who Daenerys kills out of jealousy making everyone turn on her

>>217842269
No, but you shouldn’t think of it as a Blackfyre rebellion. It’s possible only Varys and Illyrio know his true lineage.

>>217841697
Arys, Tommard, Harys, Lancel, Uthor, Qhorin, Walder
and Red

>>217841697
AT WHAT AGE DO I GET THEM?

Because if at their physical peaks, then Selmy himself would wipe out most of them.

OH
ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
BORN BEREFT OF THUMB
LOST A DIGIT TENDING FLOCK
NOW FEELING AWFULLY GLUM

OH
ALICE WITH THREE FINGERS
A COPPER IN HER GLASS
HAD TWO FINGERS LESS THAN MOST
SHE'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS

I ONCE GAVE HER A SILVER
FEELING DOWN AND LONE
I TRIED TO BUY A PINKY
BUT GOT THE WHOLE ARM BONE

OH
ALICE WITH THREE FINGERS
NEVER HAD A LOT
SHE GAVE ME SHE HAD TO GIVE
TWO MORE THAN WHAT WAS SOUGHT
OH
TWO MORE THAN WHAT I BOUGHT
HEY

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hi, im starting to watch this show, i kinda forgot it came out, and i have a question, i thought they added the crown to the baratheon flag after robert killed those fags with white hair, to represent how now they owned the kingdom, was i wrong?

>>217842288
>What is wrong with these people
They're incestuous aliens who came from the east, have no respect for our customs and enslaved our people.

>>217842302
It's still the Blackfyre kid getting burned alive by Daenerys

>>217842277
stfu targtard

>>217842327
no the show is wrong

>>217841837
>I want to end slavery.
>Proceeds to use the 12-year-old "liberated slave" girl as her personal cunt licker.

>>217842327
that's bs that the show invented in season 1 episode 5 when bran recites sigils
the crown was always there in the books

>Robert had a touch of the dragon-blooded madness
>like most cases it didn't manifest until later in life, taking the form of a overwhelming hatred of everything Targaryen

>>217842338
For all intents and purposes he is functionally Rhaegar’s son and he may die with everyone believing he is

>>217842347
ok, thanks
>>217842361
ok, thanks

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That’s a rough 18

>>217842302
I assume that the golden company leadership is in on the secret.

>>217842389
Alcohol is a hell of a drug

so which character will get blackwashed in season 2? in season 1 we have tanselle

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>>217841854
why not just make something accurate

>>217841385
"Weird scenes" ranking
#1 Crowd person farting - showed the attitude of even Knight Elites towards Dunc
#2 Big penis - I have grown to tolerate it, it is a interesting part of his character I guess, an easy way for the writers to give him some shocking moment to give Duncs mentor some instant grit
#3 Dunc pooping - genuinely vile but I see what the joke was "he was too tall to poop behind a tree" but still its really lame that this amazing show has a 8.3/10 on IMDB because of all the retards who hit this with a 1/10 and then quit the show just because they had a guy shitting
#4 The Fortuneteller was way too cute by half man. It kinda blew the twist and now I have to think they ruined the ending for no reason? I don't know maybe if they did this when he and Egg came to the village but not Episode 3.

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>>217842409
because you need to tell who's who and what you posted is pretty boring

>>217842389
What prophecy does to a man.

>>217842400
With Dornish characters they have the excuse

>>217842147
>blaming Nolan
wut
it started with Ridley Scott and Gladiator
or if you want to get obtuse, the first use of the digital color correction was the Coens with O Brother Where Art Thou giving the film a sepia tone

>>217842416
the show also has so much more swearing than the novella , everyone is extremely vulgar, especially the nobility

>>217842053
That looks like shit

>>217842288
quality over quantity

>>217842374
the other guy is wrong btw

>>217842400
Longinch

>>217842400
They have a few options
Brown bennis (he even has brown in his name already; so this is an easy change)
Lucas the long inch (his nickname isn’t about his height tee hee hee)
Rohanne Webber (redheads are always race swapped)

>>217842439
actually the overly bland and colorless medieval style started in the early 90s and cemented with mel gibson's braveheart.

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>>217842429
standards and heraldic devices on top of helmets will do that
as well as first introducing the characters before and then later in their armor

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>almost no major female characters
>the women that are in the show have very few lines
>mainly just bros, jesting and jousting and having fun
>main theme is honor and chivalry
>very little cgi, just cool knight armor

Literally unironically the best things HBO has done in awhile. Why can't it always be like this?

I'm enjoying this show more than got but why is everything so desaturated or have some ugly filter on them? Or is there some way I can watch it that ~corrects this?

LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP

>>217842469
>Brown bennis (he even has brown in his name already; so this is an easy change)
I guarantee you that they won't make the crackhead "knight" who steals all Eustace Osgrey's stuff black.

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>>217842471
it had attrocious armor design, some of which went into prop companies and continued to be used in game of thrones

>>217842471
>>217842439
It's funny because early GOT had no such issues
The north was bleak, but kings landing was sunny and warm colored

Ashford is in the reach, I don't know why the tone is what you would expect in Harrenhall

>>217841872
I also like the armor improvement in this show. HoTD and GoT was trashy as fuck, especially in later seasons

>>217842496
Would be kino if they did lol
Top meme character potential

>>217842483
>complains about fancy food
>eats goose egg

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>>217842474
boring

>>217842485
it is how Hollywood has filmed every ye olde hystorical productione since the 2000s
they also put a yellow filter on mexico/spain/middle east

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>>217841613
kek

>>217842451
You're spoiling the whole bushel!

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>>217842333
FROM THE BLACKWATER BAY TO THE SUNSET SEA
WESTEROS SHALL BE FREE

>>217841789
lol

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>>217842147
>live in UK
>everything is shit, dark and grey for 8 months of the year
>faggots on /tv/ trying to tell me otherwise

>>217842471
my theory is that the 80s dark fantasy films which often included medieval-ish aspects slowly merged into actual medieval kinos in the 90s. compare kevin costner's 1992 grimdark robin hood to errol flynn's

>>217841754 (me)
can't even force myself to finish first episode lmao. It's so bad

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>>217841854
Any bookfags here? Would this be an accurate depiction of the armor Robb would be wearing?

>>217842561
Westeros, while shaped like britain, doesn't have britain's climate except in the riverlands and above

>>217842511
mary poppins is better than game of thrones, house of the dragon or knight of the seven kingdoms

>>217842582
Hair not red enough.

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>>217842526
there certainly was ornate and stylized armor
and in a world with lords in possession of dragons it seems reasonable they might try to imitate that, but it should still be within the context of working armor

>>217842471
>and cemented with mel gibson's braveheart
It do kind of be looking like that in northern Europe for a not inconsiderable part of the year

>>217841766
RAYMUM THE GREEN APPLE

what are /got/'s favorite 4 films? I wanna know if you guys have taste

>>217842637
Clockwork Orange
Taxi Driver
Probably the lotr trilogy, it's technically 3 films so its a top 5 and not top 4, something along the lines of Towers > Fellowship > Return but very interchangeable

>>217842582
this seems to imitate 11th-12th century armor, being largely maille based with only a few bits of plate (besagews to protect the arm pits and and also on elbows), and just a maille coife for the head
yet the game of thrones world seems to be a place where full plate is the norm, roughly late 14th/early 15th century designs


regardless of which era of armor his Gambeson would not be that long

>>217842637
Sorry hbo, no datamining allowed

>>217842637
Gattaca
The Man From Earth
The Thing (1982)
The Princess Bride

GODS THE WRITING IS STRONG

>>217842637
Blade Runner 2049
Dune Part 2
Cromwell
Little Shop of Horrors

>>217842637
In no particular order
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>A Bridge Too Far
>Hunt For Red October
>Red Dawn (1984)

>>217842675
Why Towers first?

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>>217841854
i really like targ armor, specifically black on red like the Blackfyres

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>>217842637

>>217842711
Mhh I'm not sure, I think the fellowship being separated is cool, everyone on their different adventure. Rohan is great, I like that plotline a lot, and Gollum is finally an active character

But its not a definitive ranking, tomorrow I could give a different answer

>>217841967
he kept breeding her so yeah she was

>>217842637
paths of glory, jhonny got his gun, marcelino pan y vino

How great of a warrior can Baelor be if he broke 7 lances against a nobody like Arlan

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>>217842561
Go hiking. I'm Irish and unless it's deep in winter hiking is great year round.

>>217842777
it was 4

>>217842777
Four

>>217842561
>>217842778
>bad weather means your kino must be bland, badly lit and nobility are not allowed to wear lush and colorful clothes to show off their status

>>217842777
is jousting a great way to measure someones skills as a warrior?

>>217842681
>game of thrones world seems to be a place where full plate is the norm, roughly late 14th/early 15th century designs
This is true for the south but the north seems to be lagging behind in armor. Robb, Jorah, Karstark are all described as wearing mail, sometimes with gauntlets, gorget and greaves, but no breastplate.

>>217842777
Arlan was a good knight, like unironically
He defeated Damon Lannister and put up a fight against Baelor

That said it was 4 lances.

>>217842777
Checked.

>>217842777
>777
by the Seven!

>>217842778
>>217842561
it the show and films in question it's not simply the environment that is grey, it is the whole world because a filter has been applied to the lense
we know people valued colorful dyes for clothing, and brightly painted the walls of homes and castles

think of Barry Lyndon, the environment might be dark and overcast or the night time scene shot with just 4 candles but how bright are the costumes?

>>217842777
Baelor beat Daemon Blackfyre in a joust ending his streak, Baelor passes the fraud check as far as jousting goes

>>217842818
yes
control of horse
holding lance ready
staying in seat as you're hit with a lance
continuing to control horse

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>>217842637
Gladiator
Rush
Troy
John Wick 1

>>217842818
it's not a duel or a melee but yes, horse combat means alot

>>217842893
>Daemon Targaryen celebrates the death of Viserys son dubbing him "heir for a day", captured on camera by true Hightower patriots.

>>217842923
>for Dunk
He's pissed at Aerion for breaking his leg and killing his horse with a dipshit move

>>217842521
How is that fancy

surprised by the lack of anons wanting to fuck either dunk or egg. during /hodt/ this place was full of homos

>house of the dragon could've been that good
we were robbed

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>>217842061
this person works for HBO, sorry they're making you do overtime this superbowl weekend shilling in threads bro

>>217842777
The seven who are one confirm Arlan's recounting of the bout with blessed trips.

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>>217842778
I dont really see the point if it raining and you don't have any views. I did a bit in Wales in Nov-Dec but you get high up and the fucking clouds cockblock you.

I did around most of the Irish in coast in May on my bike and it was hot as fuck the entire time, too hot even.

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The dunk actor is literally just a random guy

>>217842584
so over half the continent

>>217842976
All fled with the
>Stop raping ser

>>217842675
it irks me to see Towers before Fellowship but actually the battle scenes in Towers are excellent so it's alright, as long as Return is last.

I hope /got/ doesn't believe propaganda of the maesters and the septons

>>217843024
chuddy

Now that dunk has enjoyed a breakfast sandwich what’s in store for Season 2? Teaching egg to add HFCS to water with some lemon juice?

>>217843024
kek he looks like a German engineering exchange student here

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>>217843059
Forgot image

>>217843024
He looks just like my neighbour, a very simple man. I bet he's not even acting

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cant believe this shit got me into for honor again

>>217842976
Hotd just catered to and attracted degenerates is all

>>217843059
The only maester we listen to in this house is Marwyn.

>>217843059
Baelor mogs that loser so hard
>the septon teach us we must live our brothers
Now there’s a godly man of honor I’d bend my knee to

Maesters and Septons did the Doom of Valyria and Dance of The Dragons

>one of the writers for the show anhero'd at the age of 32
what the fuck

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>dragons are often not literal dragons
>sometimes they're metaphors for Targaryens like in the dragon dreams of Egg and Daeron
>Dany has three "dragons" in mehreen
What could they be metaphors for?

>>217843024
He looks like a guy who wears a kilt at a scouting jamboree.

>>217843128
>the most based Targaryen who ever lives was an andalized non blonde man who lived by the teachings of the seven pointed star
Incestuous alien bros? Our response??

>>217843147
im pretty sure the faceless men did the doom

how can you still get excited over this knowing that winds will never be released and the story remains unfinished thus all this extra content will always be meaningless

>>217843153
It was the maesters

>>217843128
>Maegor
>an heroed because he couldn't keep it in his pants
>Baelor
>an heroed because he couldn't keep it in his pants
Really makes you think.

Valyria is still there you know, we can just visit and find evidence of who did it!

>>217843170
Because it's good

>>217843156
three people who share her blood, three threats

>>217843128
Baelor had no dragons, a result of Targaryens losing their way and cucking to the septons and tha maesters

>>217843156
i thought the three dragons were supposed to be the three husbands she would take or something

>>217841412
need his fat fucking cock in my mouth

>>217843197
replies to >>217842637 prove that most of you are generic pop culture consoomers so it makes sense you love it

>>217843199
>Brown Ben Plumm
>Tyrion
>Viserys orchestrating his revenge from the shadows under the guise of the Harpy

>>217842637
I dont watch movies

>>217842511
>>217842454
Absolute tastelets and historical revisionists

>>217842777
Arlan was a good knight, good enough to have been famous if he wasn't of low birth. Baelor was legit, it is reiterated over and over that he was the best knight of his time.

>>217842053
We gotta talk about medieval hairstyles and how shit they are

>>217843226
he's not even hot

>>217842818
jousting emulates all of the skills a knight needs in real warfare. they're heavy cavalry, their skill on foot with a sword is almost irrelevant. their job is to be mounted and charge at shit with pointy sticks.

>>217842483
The big female characters are the ginger whores lmao

>>217843160
>a actual fucking lunatic who had his brains scrambled by snake venom and wanted to tear his realm apart by launching a crusade against the north (presumably the voices in his head told him to), silver gold of hair
What did you mean by this?

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>>217843091
mordhau clears

>>217843309
I clearly meant Breakspear you halfwit

>>217842681
Didn't irl full plate develop as a reaction to the rise the firearms?

Why did Daeron send Aemon off to the Citadel? Seven grandsons isn’t too many to support

>>217842976
Dunkan Egge is too much of a bro adventure to worry about homoposting. We're just watching the joust, getting blasted on cider and passing out in a tent together totally platonically

>>217843351
ask george

>>217843024
Isn't everyone just a random guy?

>>217843282
>their skill on foot with a sword is almost irrelevant
don't be retarded

>>217841693
thats a post worthy of a champion

>>217843056
Fuck off House Matsuda are based nazi wankel knights

Imagine if you had been a knight in those stands, hearing Duncs speech. Imagine you're afraid, afraid of dying, afraid of angering the royal house, but Duncs message of honor gets through to you, and though you're terrified and believe there is a high likelihood you will die if you do this, you overcome your nerves and stand up, and declare that YOU will be Ducns 7th.

Only for the goddamn crown prince Baelor to burst through the gates 5 seconds later, having not heard you as he was preparing to make his big entrance, and also declare himself Duncs 7th. Do you have to awkwardly tell him you already took the spot and he prepared that entrance for nothing, or do you just meekly back out of the situation again to make room for him? Wouldn't backing down from doing what you think is right just because he's a high profile royal kind of ironically defeat the very message the prince was trying to make by volunteering himself to fight in the first place? But also you know that refusing to back down, and fighting yourself instead of letting the prince do it will objectively hurt Duncs chances of winning since the prince is probably a way better fighter than you?

>>217843351
>oh fuck youre smart, ill send you to place your father cant ruin you

>>217843369
It’s just funny that he was a random bog-standard looking rugby lad for most of his 20s and this is his first major role. No acting school or anything

wait, does this means the beesburys also talk in bee puns like we were shitposting about 2 years ago?

>>217843394
cheer for Baelor
pee a little
pretend nothing happened

>>217843351
>>217843368
Honestly I understand the whole "If we have less children we lessen the risk of civil wars" logic, but honestly since they need incest to keep the line pure the strategy should be to breed 20 children each so it's easier to keep the dinasty alive with purebloods to spare.

>>217841697
7x Bronn

>>217843406
I mean, that's not that weird in terms of acting precedent but I guess it is rarer these days.

>>217843406
>>217843369
Sounds perfectly in character for Dunk.

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>>217843333
No, breastplates pointied towards the front more and got thicker but the rest was dropped since it'd be too heavy.

>>217843380
infantry is peasant work

>>217843424
That's 31

>>217843394
>or do you just meekly back out of the situation again to make room for him?
This
> Wouldn't backing down from doing what you think is right just because he's a high profile royal kind of ironically defeat the very message the prince was trying to make by volunteering himself to fight in the first place?
Yes but its significantly less awkward than my Braxen ass taking his place and getting unhorsed 5 seconds in

>>217843436
I love pics like these, post more if you have, dont even need context

>>217843422
>less
fewer

>>217843436
for me it's 1525

>>217843437
all knights need to know how to fight on foot

So are we getting ep 5 on Sunday? Or we have to wait 9 days now?

>>217843496
9 days

>>217843448
>yeah well I’ve been hanging around the fancy folk!

>>217843510
reeeeeee

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>>217843484
Forgive me your majesty.

HOT TAKE

I think episode 5 will be underwhelming in terms of action

Do these assholes have to take their sigils so seriously. Imagine if you didn't even have a lame sigil like an apple, imagine if you had something actively gay like a peacock or something. How the fuck are you going to trade verbal barbs with that?
>The peacock shows his feathers when he's ready to fuck

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He was the rightful king

>>217843510
This has actually worked out well since I have a business trip next week, won't miss an ep.

>>217843539
he dun wan it

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>>217843534
probably

>>217843537
>My cock can pee further than yours!

>>217843537
My big veiny peacock

>>217843537
>actively gay like a peacock
Fuck you man

Now i understand why there was a second cut shit at puppeteer's reaction on episode 3 upon egg's revelation because that's her last take topkek. Still shitty cut.

>>217843585
We got someone from House Peacock in the thread!

>>217843422
Not to mention there was just a major rebellion where a lot of Lords’ castles could’ve been revoked and given to these Targaryen princes. Rhaegel’s children are part Arryn so you could’ve easily set up a Vale branch.

>>217843586
>a second cut shit at puppeteer's reaction on episode 3
What?

>>217843555
What if someone brings a big ass polearm to the trial and starts stabbing the enemy at safe distance
What then

What if one of the teams agrees and they all come with pikes and in formation
Does the thing get called off or do the other guys have to awkwardly charge their horses into death

>>217841693
based raymunposter

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>>217843481
Just drawings of historical loadouts or how they changed over time? Because I don't have much of either.
>>217843487
1330 is /fa/

>>217843586
based strokeanon

>>217843617
all is fair, baelor has his team use tourney lances instead of battle lances like maekars team because though they are less lethal they have more range and the quicker you unseat your opponent the better

>>217843586
This is how it feels listening to Zoomers talk

So are the Targs gonna exile Baelor for turning against them now? He probably would welcome it.

that Harding guy going into a trial by combat with a broken leg is pretty unwise

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I just realised drunk prophet targ is swagged out nigga Maester Aemon. I’m so retarded

>>217843333
No.
Maille as the main form of armor peaked around the time of the Norman Conquest.
From then on men-at-arms slowly began to add more and more plate.
Maille can defend against cuts and slashes, but not so much against piercing or blunt force.
To defend against opponents melee weapons, the great/viking/norwegian/english/etc basically a two-handed axe and spears and clubs and hammers.
Among the first was dimpled plates to protect the armpits from piercing, the besagew. Followed by various kinds of segmented plate for the limbs.
For the torso there was first the 'armored surcoat' which sandwiched small plates between two layers of the surcoat worn over maille. This evolved into the coat of plates, many small or a few large plates riveted together between canvas or leather. Finally by the end of the late 1300s smelting and metalurgy had advanced enough that they could produce a single solid piece of iron plate the size of a torso.
Late plate armor overlapped with gonnes/arquebuses/muskets, and were often proofed against it.

Parallel to this the arming sword became the longsword as wearing more and more plate a man-at-arms no longer needed a shield, and the two-handed axe evolved into the poleaxe, a multitool ideal for combating an armored opponent.

>>217843636
Nah, 1330 looks a bit awkward with the transition towards plate

>>217843681
Yes

>>217843681
>So are the Targs gonna exile Baelor
Baelor is the heir and the hand of the king, only his father has authority over him and he would also side with Duncan also he is old

>>217843687
>Egg, I dreamt I was old!

Why don't all knights just always aim for the other guys horse during a joust? It doesn't seem to be against the rules in any capacity and it works way better than aiming for the other guys big shield which is specifically designed to withstand and protect against lance strikes.

If your opponent is aiming for your shield while you aim for his horse it seems like you'll just win every time.

>>217843687
No he's not, Aemon is his brother but he's younger and at the citadel
Fossoway mentions him as "the one that got sent to the maesters"

>>217843687
no retard
aemon is somewhere else

>>217843687
Aemon’s brother

>>217843705
Daeron II would not side with Dunk

>>217843687
How is Daeron Aemon?

>>217843681
The entire point of them slumming it in this backwater tourney is as a public relations campaign. What Aerion has been doing is the exact opposite what they wanted to occur, so Baelor joining the underdog hedge knight who is popular among the masses is a smart political move to try and salvage the situation.

>>217843723
His death scene is one of the good ones

>>217842612
Thats why baelor died.

>>217843681
baelor is the oldest brother he can do what he wants, no one cares about maekar and his retarded kids

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>>217843687
fuck
you're right

>>217843417
Yes

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>>217843734
You know who WOULD side with Dunk?
Not Daeron "the good" obviously (who even calls him that? maybe the maesters)

>>217843417
Got a problem with bee puns, honey? Why don't you just buzz off!

>>217843726
Oh right daemon not aemon. I hate targ names

>>217843774
He is as likely to join Aerion if Aerion played to his pride and ego

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>>217843417
Shitposting?
We were just beeing ourselves

>>217843724
Injuring your opponents horse is strictly against the rules of the joust and would be instantly disqualifying and you'd be forced to purchase a replacement horse for them. Remember this is a sport, not actual warfare, you aim for their shield because you aren't trying to deliberately kill or injure them

>>217843795
Kek
It's not even Daemon, it's Daeron

I enjoyed dunk hallucinating ser allan and him going like, "fuck I don't know bro"

The Starks should've been barking more

>>217843812
Then why did Aerion get away with it? Corrupt prince privileges?

>>217843832
>every time a Stark is on screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

>>217843835
>Then why did Aerion get away with it?
He didn't, he was forced to pay for the horse and his victory was considered invalid iirc

>>217843835
yes? thats the fucking point

>>217843822
I retire

ITS THE BRUTE OF BRACKEN

>>217843774
Daemon would be a wild card, ultimately i believe he would side with Duncan, he is all about knighthood and honor, and it helps his rebellious image going against the family

but on the other hand Baelor being on Duncan's side already would probably trigger him his ego since his joust streak was broken by Baelor, so maybe he would want a rematch

>>217843835
Yeah presumably Targs just get to do what they want. It is possible that the rules in this universe are different to the rules of the joust in real life, but that'd be retarded. As you point out, if it was allowed why wouldn't you always just aim for the horse? It is a giant easy target to hit. But if everyone was doing that then you wouldn't have a sport anymore.

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For me? Its “older model” armor, sans crotchplate

>>217843881
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaap*

>>217843774
based

>>217843279
Loud and wrong

>>217842893
Thanks Preston

>>217843687
Why'd he get sent to the Citadel

assuming they don't make Daemon a negro, who would you sincerely cast?

>>217843555
>Dunk gets a sword in his leg and a flail to the face
damn

>>217843555
>throwing a sword
cringe

>>217843825
it was implying arlan didn't knight dunk or didn't know the words

>>217843960
Which Daemon are we talking about
Either way the answer would be Ryan Gosling

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>>217843555
who is this lad who saved dunc from aerion?

>>217843946
Aemon was a smart kid who was interested in learning so he probably wanted to go, he was way down on the list of succession anyway so why not. It is super unlikely that any of Maekar's younger kids making it to the throne.

Who's the tall guy who stnads up and farts? Anyone important?

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>>217843774

>>217844005
Lyonel?

>>217844030
Otho Bracken, fans speculate that he'll be important in the fifth Dunk novella which will never be written

>>217844030
Bracken

>>217843394
I'd immediately back out after making sure some pretty wench had seen me volunteer, at least I get something out of it. Hopefully the right prince wins and I don't pay a price for my moment of bravery.

>>217843024
Topkek looks like the guy just graduated from uni.

>>217844030
The Prince That Was Promised

>>217844005
Prolly this chad
>>217841766

>>217843417
kek does every house in westeros pass on an ancestral book of puns to make sure their scion properly represents them

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>>217841385

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>originally auditioned to be Jon Snow
did they fuck up?

>>217844132
Kit Harrington was not 16 so yeah

>>217844132
I don't blame the original actor for being in a badly written show. He had the gloomy brooding demeanor down pat anyway.

>>217844159
Harrington wasn't even very good when the show was at its peak.

>>217844033
>gets exiled for this
>YOU'RE FIRED

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>>217844192
This tweet is a fact.

>>217844132
jon snow's dark eyes are sort of important

Daeron who’s tired of his grandson Aerion making so much trouble forcibly marries Aerion to Baelor in hopes of taming him. Aerion becomes obsessed with the idea of becoming Baelor’s queen instead bonus if Aerion has a boypussy and gives his dilf uncle a silver haired baby

>>217843960
Robert Pattinson

>>217844209
And as much as I like Clarke she also wasn't very good at all, but at least she has the excuse that her writing was much worse than Harrington's.

>>217844236
>And as much as I like Clarke
what the fuck, why?