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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217864137Transformers RotF was the worst Transformers movie until the next one, a trend that's continued ever since.
Dr. Crusher, I'm Data.
Are the Next Gen movies worth watching? They look depressing as shit and I dont like what they supposedly did to Kirk.
he sexy as HELL to dis Jamaican
>>217864262The movies are alright, and it makes the Plinkett reviews of them much more enjoyable
>>217864262>Are the Next Gen movies worth watching? No>They look depressing as shit and I don't like what they supposedly did to Kirk.Fundamentally, they are bad cinema
>>217864240Why is he standing where a cuck chair would be? Symbolism.
>>217864262First Contact is goodi like Generations too
>>217864339>First Contact is goodNo it's not. It's terminator from temu.
>>217864339Acceptable opinion.Does anyone here actually like Nemesis?
>>217864345i like cochrain
>>217864240Uhh, you don't get to bring an away team.
>Dax still being alive makes it the oldest known Trill symbiont. In Star Trek: Discovery's "Jinaal", it was stated that living for more than eight hundred years – as the Bix symbiont did – was extremely rare for the species and even then, Bix was nearing the end of its lifespan. Dax was born in 2018, making it close to 1,200 years old.they can't even retain continuity within nutrekshameful display
>>217864240If I push that off switch, do you die?
Face it trekkies. Your beloved show is dead. You will now go through the five stages like star wars fans did (are).
You be the Captain, and I'll be Tenille
>>217864642Wtf canonically Dax is 7 years old lmao right now since when?
>>217864358It's the worst, fuck that movie.
>>217864240Tell me about Korgano! Why does he wear the mask?
>>217864681Already been there done that with STD. All this new shit is just extra hydrogen peroxide bubbling on the open wound but idc I have become desensitized
>yfw Nemesis is a movie where Tom Hardy plays a dark shadow of the main character who dislikes the light.
>>217864240Why didn't they ever do an episode where Crusher and Troi have sex with Data to show him what it's like to be intimate?
>>217864869Tasha Yar got a little freaky with it and then Armus the goop monster was like okay that's enough you degenerate foid
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>>217864869Data has sex in episode 2 of season 1.
>>217864961I'm aware, i'm asking why didn't he have an intense threesome with Troi and Crusher
>Mr. Laforge, how long will it take you to make the necessary adjustments?>about 10 hours captain>you have five minute
>>217864973couldn't get hard just had a floppy disk
>>217864994>you have until the end of the second act of this episode
>>217864994>Janeway: How long Lt Torres?>Torres: 3 hours Captain>Janeway: You have 2>Torres: No Captain, when I say 2, I mean 2>Janeway: :3, three it is>*proceeds to be as demanding as any other captain for the entire show*
what's the best one?
>>217865043I’ve literally never heard of Prodigy in my life
>>217865043Oh man it's like choosing between yummie diarrhea or delicious vomit.
>>217865043prod
>>217865058Janeway and Chakotay are in it You really should watch it. Voyager is incomplete without it.
>>217865058It’s a 3d animated show for babies>>217865189>Learn how to count with the Maquis>One dead spoonhead, two dead spoonheads
Picard’s captains quarters doorbell chime followed by>enteris my mental vocal stim
>>217865256How many dead spoonheads? That's right, not enough!
>>217864710It's from You are Cordially Invited. Jadzia says she's 356 years old, and the episode takes place in 2374.
>>217864869would be thematically hotter if it was Pulanski
>>217865379only tangentially related but that episode is sooo bad
>>217864869Data was Troi’s emotional support android. He even held her hand during childbirth. They would never sully their friendship like that.
>>217865482I forgot all about this episode tbdesu
>>217865482Would be pretty hot though
Please take care of me the rest of my days
>>217865898She has a nice bum
>Haaiiii Data-shosa desu~
>>217865951Kinda sucks that for some actors all it took was just slipping on the uniforms, but Brent had to sit there and get slathered in white makeup every day lol
>>217864961yeah they really didn’t wait to answer that fan question>>217865006megakek
Bratty tomboys are Bajor's number one export.
>>217864642>they can't even retain continuity within nutrekWriters don't care they made all betazeds empaths like troi instead of full fledged telepaths & did a Sisko episode that went against Avery Brooks expressed wishes
>>217866171I'd let her stab me a little bit
>>217864681Yeah I knew Star wars was going to die as soon as jj got attached just like he killed Star Trek. Dude is like a sci-fi franchise serial killer
>>217864657While it would not cause me any physical discomfort, I would prefer it if you would refrain from deactivating me.
Why arent people using AI to make new classic trek episodes?
>>217866079>Alright Armin, thanks for coming in today. For this scene we just need Quark to look at Odo and frown. That's it. Perfect! Ehh we might need you for another scene. Just stick around until we're done filming for the day.
>>217865426Had the Enterprise, Warbird, and Vorcha toys when I was a kid and thought it was the coolest shit I'd ever seen. Just sitting in my room at age 7 having epic space battles.
>>217866171You like Bajoran girls? I love 'em!
Honestly I think the hardest I've ever laughed at star trek was TNG's Galaxy's Child (S4E16) when the real Dr. Leah Brahms boards and it's revealed she's actually a cold-hearted bitch lol. The writers cooked with that one
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>>217866554They were really hellbent on making Geordi the resident incel, even Barclay eventually got a girl.
>>217866334Soulless
>>217866386Nice
>>217866554>that secondhand embarrassment when she finds the hologram.I have never sympathized so much with a black man.
>>217866774We are Geordi
>>217866774The Enterprise computer really did him dirty on that one. He didn't ask for the hologram to be all horny for him (unless he did and I'm misremembering in which case lol).
>>217866815Yeah from my memory he just had it generate a Braums stand-in and it kinda just reciprocated his kindness but it got out of hand because he was striking out IRL with women yet found confidence by following Guinan's advice and acting natural with this computer program. God that episode was so cringe hahahah, the funny part is it's not even the next episode. He generated that program and it sat there until like the next season when she boards and finds it.
Help me /trek/ you are my only hopeMy friend just told me STA has some bullshit about Jenna Sisko being Ben Siskos mom. But who the fuck is Jenna Sisko and why can’t I remember anything about her. Was there some kid of retard explanation for this
Is the what happened to Sisko episode of our Starfleet Academy show the greatest episode in the history of all Trek?
>>217866927Yes but only if you just started watching star trek and that was the only episode you have ever seen in your life
>Academy confirms Sisko walked out on his family and never saw them again>Wade in the Water starts playing as MLK smiles down on the school from heaven
>>217867014He just went out for Raktajino and suck salt.
>>217867014Funniest part was Brooks insisted on the scene where he came back to talk to his baby momma because he thought having the black dad abandon his kid was super racist and he wanted em to add the shit about he would come back & academy just shits on it
>>217866849>He generated that program and it sat there until like the next seasonThere was a lot of that going around.
>>217867141>like a true basketball american man with power, Sisko travelled back in time to use his Prophet powers to give Kasidy an abortion >just to avoid paying child support
>>217867014They also forgot he had another child lmao
>>217866815>>217866849why didn't geordi just back lia up on an external devise and then delete her from the computer? surely he should've known it would be embarrassing if anyone found his holographic gf
>>217867272Classic case of forgetting to delete your browser history
>>217867272Geordi was a brilliant engineer, and a dumbass in almost every other way.
Polarize the hull-plating.
>>217867431Matching frequencies with their warp engine core should give us just enough time to slip a photon torpedo through their shields! I’ll have to program it manually though, Captain. In theory it should be possible.
>>217867476DON'T LET MY DOG OR MY ASIAN DIE!
Luwaxana episodes > every other episode
>>217867526Anon, remember, the alligator wants to eat the bigger number...
>>217866171>>217866253Isn't Kira also like this because she was initially supposed to be Ro?
>>217867551YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE DAUGHTER OF THE FIFTH HOUSE, HOLDER OF THE SACRED CHALICE OF RIIX, HEIR TO THE HOLY RINGS OF BETAZED. SHOW SOME RESPECT.
>>217865043l*wer d*cks
>>217867526The higher the fewer
>>217867526Why did everyone hate Lwaxana when they were kids but love her now that they're adults?
>>217867592THE "SACRED" CHALICE OF RIIX IS AN OLD CLAY POT WITH MOLD GROWING INSIDE IT.
>>217867577It would've been a dumb career decision if she did DS9. She was just taking off at that time. Didn't end up going that far but. Peaked and fizzled out into TV movies and guest starring on shows. But still, she could've known that. Made the right choice
>>217867752Duchovny ate that box for sure
>>217867526Didn't much care for the TNG episodes but really liked the DS9 ones; she and Odo had great chemistry.
>>217867787I asked, Google's AI overview assures me that he didn't bang either of his actress co-stars from the flick
>>217867602Now we're talking.
>>217868208There's a reason why Picard didn't bother with his family's wine.
>>217868208
>>217865043id say prodigy because ive never seen anything involving it and its probably just inoffensive kidslop
>>217868208I know weed addict stoners probably think it's the funniest thing in the world to imagine Picard being a pothead. But, how could you ever refer to that as a 'light'. Or smoking drugs as 'turning on a light'. It's just nonsensical and not even a funny joke
>>217868375>>217868375sounds like you need to smoke a doob and chill out bro
Blaze me up, Scotty.
>>217865043Much as it pains me to admit....Lower Decks.
>>217868519I cannae do it captain, I don't have the lighter!
>>217865043MOOPSIE
>>217866554
>>217866554She did nothing wrong. He was a total stranger to her, she was professional polite. He had dreamed up fantasy expectations of what she'd be like. And got upset when she failed to live up to them. That bit at the end of the 'sode. Where, despite all his bad behaviour. He gaslights her so bad that he has HER apologising to HIM. A worse conclusion scene than Threshold.
>>217869549>politeReally? From what I remember she couldn't even be bothered to extend one whole greeting to him when they met and while they were talking about the Warp Core she shit on his work so hard she all but called him a dirty nigger. Obviously Geordie was acting retarded but he didn't even get professional courtesy as the main engineer on the fucking flagship.
>missed most of ds9 when I was a kid but ain't wasting 176 hours of my life on this shit now>find 'abridged' lists of essential episodes that are still over 30 eps longFor someone who barely remembers most of the characters' names which ONE episode should I download to motivate me to watch all the rest of this shit?https://tomeofnerd.com/dominion-war-guide-ds9https://www.pasteurscube.com/star-trek-deep-space-nine-abridged-dominion-war-edition-watching-list/
>>217870527Watch it all.
>>217870442It's a bit of a comedic fake out when they first meet. Because she's like 'what is this? you retards have changed my design!'. Comes in hot. And he's like 'yeh, we had to change it. makes it work better'. And she sort of smiles and is like 'I know, this is how the design on the new class of starships is'. He then says he has to got but they should go over her agenda at his quarters later. She agrees. And when she gets there, he is clearly trying to ambush a date out of her. Clumsy attempt at romantic. A candle lit agenda meeting, really? She rightly storms out. Because he got them off on the wrong foot.
>>217870633Fair point, I did forget about that scene. Geordie was indeed mostly to blame and he does get off too lightly at the end. I just remembered several scenes of her acting like a bitch from the get go.
Tal Celes
>>217864240>Data using a contraction
>>217866515The problem with Bajoran women is that there simply were never enough to satisfy me, to thank me personally for all that I did for them. Are there any Gul Dukat sex toys on Bajor? There should be.
>>217870911>Where are the statues of me on Bajor?>Deep in the closets of Bajoran women, they're made of rubber and they're measured in inches>Maybe you could ask Odo to become one so you could fuck Kira vicariously
>>217870527How is it wasting time if it is enjoyable to watch? The show does have some bad episodes that i skip whenever i rewatch but that's like 10% of the episodes, and most of them are in the first few seasons.
after all that time wouldn't he forget how to run a starship and be completely useless once the simulation was complete?
The milk must flow.
>>217864137>early lifeYou dont even need to look.
like clockwork
>>217864240>random extra is a qtWe have to go back
>>217871367That's the ketracel white that I'm addicted to.
>>217871279no, not everyone has a memory of a goldfish like you. stop projecting your mental feebleness on others
>>217865521holy shit is that the guy who killed mozart??
>>217869433i didnt know he played kunta kinte.
>>217871367huh, that bitch played fake janeway on voyager
>>217866890iirc sisko's mom was only ever mentioned in like one episode, and it was well into the endgame of ds9 where sisko is becoming space jesus and the prophets tell him that they engineered his birth by possessing his mom (which doesnt really make any sense, because in the pilot they dont know what corporeal life is). he goes and asks his dad about his mom and they have some weird conversation about how she disappeared or something.i think it was the episode where they're wandering around the desert in the towel uniform
>>217871279that's the thing, he was only passed out for like an hour. when you dream, and in your dream a lifetime happens, do you forget everything about your own life when you wake up? no, of course not.
>>217865043>You have to le hecking choose a sideWrong. Drek is not Trek and i dont support Israel or Palestine because im not part of either tribe. Anyone who thinks otherwise is legit retarded.
>>217865043LOW>SNW>PRO(DNF)>ST(never seen it)>SCOUTS(never seen it)>SA(never seen it)>PIC(DNF)>DISCO(DNF)You don't have to like NuTrek. But, it is Trek. Star Trek is trademarked IP owned by Paramount-Skydance. 'Star Trek' is whatever they say star Trek is. You have to respect that. That is your duty as a trekkie.
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>>217868139Juliette Lewis is so fucking ugly. Why did they try to convince the world she was attractive?
must be a slow day in india
>>217872824i actually hate her face
>>217872302>the Prophets possessed an unwilling woman and forced her to marry and bear the child of a man she didn't love before abandoning her entirelyWow, I think we should worship these guys. They sound really benevolent.
>>217872824I hate juliette lewis so much its unreal
>>217872824>In 1990, Lewis co-starred with Brad Pitt, whom she would go on to date for four years,[17]How did she convince Brad Pitt too? But I honestly don't mind her. She's not ugly. She has a sort of trashy slut looking vibe. Like Rosanna Arquette. Not every actress needs to be beautiful. You need character actors to play trashy slut parts too.
>>217872999she is ugly she is well cast to be sure but she's still fucking ugly
>>217872999You can turn the lights off and she's probably good in the sack
>>217872871Wait till you hear about this Mary chick
How does Word keep his job? Every suggestion he makes is dismissed. Hes basically treated like a dummy; 'ok retard, let the adults talk'
>>217873156*Worf
>>217873156DEI
>>217873156It is the chief tactical officer's responsibility to suggest the most violent possible action. It is the counsellor's responsibility to suggest the most pussy weak action. It is the captain's responsibility to find the middle-ground and do that.
>>217873156Every episode has to have some exposition about why they can't use the most obvious solution like transporter or just shooting the megalaser at the space nigger of the week.
>>217873142The difference being Mary was a faithful believer and a willing vessel. Sisko's mom wasn't even Bajoran.
>>217872871Is Bashir a jeet?
>>217865043Discovery was actually somewhat ok while Lorca was captain. There was plenty of room for course correction on whatever flaws the series had at the time but instead they doubled down on all the bullshit.Picard S3 is overrated but still better than the rest.Short Treks are trash apart from the animated shorts.Lower Decks is an acquired taste but too much comedy in Trek doesn't work, even Orville did it better.Prodigy is a straight up big budget kids show with Star Trek grafted onto it, it's good if you're like 10, otherwise nah the cast that isn't Janeway/Voyager related is grating.SNW like Discovery started stronger in the first season and went limp as it went along.Academy is literally Kurtzman pissing on Trek's grave after he buried it.
Just a question. How could the basic civilisation featured in The Inner Light create a probe which beams memories of their culture into a person of their choosing? They say their technology is limited but thats pretty advanced. Dont get me wrong, I still have tears in my eyes watching the episode. You would also think that Picard wouldnt be the same after an experience as that treating people on the ship like faraway memories.
>>217873396clearly not, he acts civilized and doesn't poop on the promenade
>>217873396british born arab
>>217873510That episode? I skipped it
>>217873510they took a different path down the tech treethey did memory beaming shit instead of FTL travelpicard really isn't the same after this episode, he completely loses his hatred of children, thinks more of having a family here and there instead of being purely married to the job like s1 picard, and is generally a softer character in subtle (to some) ways
>>217864339Hard no.First Contact is competent but blatantly anti trekGenerations is just one big cameo paycheque for the actors. The plot is stupid beyond reason (but not as stupid as nemesis I guess).The only TNG movie that is anything like the show is Insurrection, and that one is just pitifully mediocre compared to almost any TNG 2 parter
>>217873396Canonically, yes. In the show. But, it's problematic brownwashing. Because Alexander Siddig is not. He is: >Sudanese father, Tahir El Mahdi, and Gloria Birkett (née Taylor; d. 2001), an English model and theatrical press agent.On his mum's side, his uncle is Malcolm McDowell. On his dad's side, his uncle was the prime minister of Sudan.
>>217873632>Canonically, yesno he isn't
>The river Temarc in winter! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Tembram, his arms wide. Is Starfleet wilfully dumb? Any interpreter could see that they speak in allusion and allegories. too much reliance on technology rather than people of experience. Captain Kirk would have called on an interpreter and solved the issue immediately.
>nutrek, anons his eyes closed. Old trek, anon his eyes wide
>>217873763you can just say you didn't watch the episode
>>217873820>nutrek: anon erect in morning without female companion. old trek: anon has many female companion to service
Anon, his ass wide.
>>217873856im talking about the start of the episode and picard thinking he is being challenged to a fight all the time.
O'Brien, his marriage technically valid.
>>217873880>>217873856
>>217873763It's easy for us to spot because we grew up with meme culture and using symbols to represent feelings. If I met an alien and he said something like "Sargent Doakes, his eyes leering" I would understand they meant to convey suspicion.
Janny, his paycheck absent.
>>217873632Double nepo baby.
So what exactly counts as “real” scratch cooking? Would Riker realistically be able to manage to find someone with real chickens that were slaughtered, breast meat that was cleaned and refrigerated? Or does it still count if you ask the computer to generate a chicken breast, a lemon, some dried pasta, etc., and then you simply cook the meal yourself from the constituent parts (as opposed to just telling the replicator to give you the meal already assembled cooked hot and ready to eat)
>>217873632Which Trek movie was Alex DeLarge in again? I should like to viddy it with my droogs. Was it the one with the dune buggies?
>>217874171The dune buggies were Nemisis, he was the bad guy in Generations. All the movies blur together for me into one big like six hour long clusterfuck, and I would rather just watch A Clockwork Orange again tbqh.
The actress who played Bashir's mum in that 'sode is Fadwa El Guindi. I just looked this up. When I googled her name, and I thought she must have the same name someone else. Because what shows up is an info box that says: 'Egyptian-American anthropologist and former professor'. Photos of a similar looking woman giving lectures and a list of books this women published. Find the actress' IMDB. Only the one acting credit. Turns out, it's not two different women with the same name. It's the same women. When she was a anthropology professor at the University of Southern California in the '90s. Her hobby was doing community theatre. Someone who worked on DS9 knew her from that and got her the part. Isn't that interesting?
>>217874119I'd say doing the work with replicated ingredients still counts, because it still allows for spontaneity. However, I'd say it's still inherently lesser than naturally procured ingredients, even if someone couldn't tell the difference, if only on principle. The modern equivalent would be like, those casseroles where people dump in cheetos and cream of mushroom soup, or make "spiced frybread" out of ground up ramen "flour", water, and the seasoning packets, fried in a pan.
>>217874171>>217874216lol are you samefagging with your trip on? jfc bf you get more and more pathetic as the years roll on
>>217874216worf with a shoulder mounted vacuum cleaner
>>217874216Was the prop master sick that week, and they couldn't find a replacment that would make it look even a little bit like something that Starfleet made?
So what's the difference, between phaser and phaser riffle? Full power phaser can vaporize a person anyway.
>>217874216Ok everyone shits on the stupid jeep in a shuttle but at least Woof has an actual sight on his space bazooka. Still looks better than the gigantic concussion rifles in VOY.
>>217873632You'd think it would be easy to find photos of his model mum. But just using GIS, nothing. This is pretty much all. Think it's her? I see resemblance in the forehead and eyes maybe.
>>217874231No, I just realized I could use IMDB to answer my own stupid question about the stupid TNG movies.
>>217874276accuracy, it lasts much longer/much more ammo, if all else fails it can be used as a melee weapon
>>217874311I googled Alexander Siddig parents and found this. :3
>>217874349My cousin had that castle when we were kids.If this is his mum, she cute
>>217874376She looks like she has Down's syndrome, stupid fucking whore
>>217874376Is she Malcolm McDowell's sister? They have the same nose.
>>217874349I had that castle, it was great
>>217874402Thank you for your intelligent and insightful contributions to this conversation.
>>217874376thats siggid and nana with their son you retard>>217874404why are you doing this pretending to be retarded bit? you are retarded enough already
>>217874443Go to bed nigga.
>>217874443Your reading comprehension skills are at a fourth grade level. Maybe you should stick to watching Star Trek Scouts.
>>217874226Pretty good assessment
>>217874462>>217874456stop pretending to be retarded you faggot
is "Bill Shatner is a bad actor" just an old meme or do people actually think that?
Django a cute.
>>217874522Some of the acting is hokey in TOS. Watch something like Turnabout Intruder where he is possessed by a woman. His acting is really good for the most part tho. He goes big but no more than Gary Oldman or other actors who verge on parody.
>>217874556>Watch something like Turnabout Intruder where he is possessed by a womanthat was in accurate portrayal of a woman on his part. truly a commendable performance.
>>217874522His acting wouldn't be bad if his ego wasn't so huge. I compare him to Adam West or Henry Winkler, but I respect those guys more because they had some self awareness about them. Shatner honest to God thinks he is hot shit.
>>217874556>Some of the acting is hokey in TOSLike everytime Shatner was asked to overact.
>randomly fingering the computer screensI'M TRIAXILATING THE FIELD RESONANCE OF THE DEFLECTOR ARRAY TO MATCH THE TEMPORAL FREQUENCY OF THE WARP SIGNATURE
>>217874614shut the fuck up bf you don't know anything about TOS don't ever ever comment on it, ever
>>217874539You listened to Nana and Django's podcast? If yes. Would you recommended the 'sode where they interview the other son/brother?>Sunday Dinner with Nana Visitor and Django El Siddig: This week we are joined by Marine, extreme sports enthusiast, and brother/ son Buster Miscusi. Together, we reminisce on our Thanksgiving meal togethe
>>217874668Okay, but I can talk about Boston Legal.>>217874672I might actually check this out. Thank you.
>>217874700no, this is /trek/ if you want to talk about shatners stellar performance in boston legal make a thread about it
>>217874700You can't watch Denny Crane and say that Shatner isn't self-aware and playing into it
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>>217873763>Any interpreter could see that they speak in allusion and allegories.if you would watch the episode you would realise that they realise it quickly.
>>217874667The tachyon field is collapsing into subspace, I'm going to try a metreon beam from the main deflector to hold the aperture open long enough for the delta waves to propagate.
>>217874614Watch him in Incubus and tell me what you think. He speaks the Esperanto with a French accent, be warned.
>>217874874Your annular confinement beam is degrading! Reroute the tetreon alignment to the secondary EPS junction!
>>217874522An exaggeration. Shatner isn't bad - he is mid
>>217874304you can see the scopes on those
>>217874867NOt quick enough. They stand on the bridge like idiots. Starfleet already had encounters with them and couldnt work this shit out or send someone to mediate and study their culture.
>>217874734I think he developed some self awareness later in life when he realizes others don't take him as seriously as he takes himself.Nimoy was a better actor and he took himself way less seriously in my opinion.
>>217874979No, quick enough.
>>217874931Rerouting to the second-!
>>217875051Switching to manual controls! Metreon cascade in the primary manifold!
>>217874990Was there a spike in the hobbits popularity during this time? Ive heard about the association of LOTR with 60s counterculture (from books of time, hippies usually had LOTR in their collections along with Timothy Leary). What was the market for this song?
>>217874979>. They stand on the bridge like idiotsThey were probably standing there, shocked, because it was right before a commercial break. In TV series, actors often had to exaggerate their reactions at those moments to keep viewers watching after the ads.
>>217875098
>>217875098Gimmick songs used to chart fairly reliably.Think of shit like the monster mash. There's hundreds of forgotten gimmick songs from decades ago
>>217875098they were released in the mid 50s so them getting very popular worldwide a decade later makes sense
>>217874979Back in the day, TV series had to follow very strict templates - fixed acts, specific scene breaks, and precise timing, all because of commercials and broadcast time slots. Stories were shaped around ad breaks and lenght of 41 minute or so, Even Star Trek: The Original Series was canceled largely because it was stuck in a bad time slot, despite its long-term impact and popularity.Streaming removed those constraints. Shows no longer had to hit exact episode lengths or pause for commercials, which could have led to a true golden age of television. Instead… it mostly led to an overwhelming amount of low-effort slop
Would you have liked to see the Shatnerverse adapted?
>>217875135>>217875201Yes i understand that just like how characters would offer stupid opinions as audience stand ins or explain the plot for people who just tuned in. The characters themselves dont cotton on to whats happening until half way in which makes them look stupid. Next Generation does this all the time but it was extra pronounced in this episode to me especially since they mentioned previous encounters with race. Any serious endeavour would at least send back tapes of the conversations for study. Where is the anthropologist on this expedition for example? I can overlook it like i do other episodes but its still annoys me.
>Shatner with his shirt off in sick bay, gut sticking out, drenched in sweatyou're in perfect health Jim, you have the body of a world class athlete.
>>217875320Shatner and Bones in SickbayHis words reaffirming
>>217875277i want to read the star trek books but don't know where to start since there's so many from over the decades
>>217875092WARNINGLIFE SUPPORT OFFLINEFIRE SUPPRESSION OFFLINEANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT OFFLINEGRAVITY PLATING OFFLINEINERTIAL DAMPENERS OFFLINEREPLICATORS ARE OPERATIONAL
Spock.His eyebrow arched.BonesWhen the patient died.Kirkand the green girl of Orion.
>>217875369>the green girl of Orion.
the unnamed ensign on the bridge, when the control panel exploded
>>217875369
Worf, locked in combat with the barrel.
>>217875446Worf in storageThe barrel, falling
Riker, his plate clean.
Picard, his facepalm?
Riker his huge penis explained.Soren their mouth wide at the ready.
>>217864115I find it hard to believe that Weyoun is effective for the role the founders placed him in. He just seems to smarm and do little else.
>>217875429>It is with deepest condolences that I inform you of Ensign Anon's death while serving aboard the USS /tfg/. As a result of a routine power surge a bridge panel exploded, showering him in harmless sparks. Autopsy reveals that his passing was quick, and he did not suffer.
>>217875584it's fine to be wrong.
>>217866245>Sisko episode that went against Avery Brooks expressed wishesIs that true?
>>217875619yesisko being a black dad who never came back is now official canon
Just finished Dogs of War for the first time. I have been sitting on the final 8 DS9 episodes for nearly 2 years now and am finally finishing. Do we get to see anymore of Ezri and Bashir? They made a cute couple.
Darmok fucking sucked
>>217875619>>217875656https://reactormag.com/avery-brooks-approved-starfleet-academy-sisko-episode/
>>217872302>(which doesnt really make any sense, because in the pilot they dont know what corporeal life is)It is linear. It does not understand.
>>217875584He needed tits
>>217865043Picard S3 is the least horrible one and it still isn't goodIf you want me to give you an overall rating, they all suck shit
How did Star Trek come to this?
>>217875935Manlet jews
I realized so late that Odo voiced pic related. I feel so retarded, bros, you wouldn't believe.
>>217875935Lack of strict gatekeeping and an unhealthy lust for gold plated latinum.
>>217875935Gene Roddenberry died, ENT wasn’t a success, JJ movies did just good enough, Kurtzman (who was attached to the movies) swindled a long-term deal to expand the Star Trek franchise (somehow… nepotism, maybe he has dirt on important people, nobody knows this part) and he’s been failing upwards ever since
>>217875935It all started when it went woke......when Kirk and Uhura kissed. Yuck. How was that even allowed on tv.
>>217875957He was in a few video games.
>>217875797>things that aren't true and misleadinghe allowed them to use a voiceclip of his for the episode, nothing more. i doubt they even sent him a script
The ST movie you like most is actually about fighting racism and supremacists…I was tricked into watching woke garbage!
>>217875349The library has tons of them. They are written by shatner himself.
>>217875201It was the restrictions that led to creativity. Like how video games finally achieved photorealistic graphics and every game ended up looking the same. I noticed syndicated shows had so much urgency when they were built around keeping you watching through the commercial breaks.
>>217876170I am amazed Tawny hasn't written a book about her self insert Mary Sue yet. You can pick which character I am talking about here.
>>217876137go to bed
>>217876201>Like how video games finally achieved photorealistic graphics and every game ended up looking the same.This is why I love the Persona series. Me being a huge weeb aside the UI and music in these games borerlines being actual art.
>>21787640200s anime had kino graphic design elements, neat to see its continued
Why was Star Trek never as big as Star Wars?
>>217876493thats a stupid question
>>217876493it literally was, they were contemporaries
>>217876532
>>217876493merchandising was huge for star wars, jedi knights and lightsabers are cooler than starfleet officers and phasersthe special effects of star wars was groundbreaking and new where star trek was par for the course for it's time if not a bit cheesierand the nature of the fanbases was different, trek had a core group of diehards with lots of people being casually familiar with the show (and it's years and years of reruns) whereas star wars had immediate mass appeal and exploded in popularity immediately kind of apples to oranges though, trek was made in a well established television studio manner but star wars was full of cutting edge new film techniques a new director was pioneering
>>217876644Star Wars is a toy brand first, merchandise second. Star Trek is more timeslot revenue focused, with the merchandise being gravy.
>>217876644Finally, a wise man arrived, to share his knowledge.
>>217876704>Star Wars is toy first, story second
Jadzia Dax, whatever happened there?
>>217876843She got an upgrade.
>>217876983cute but a downgrade
i hate every and any daxFUCK trills
>>217877082They act so superior.
>>217876843DDNW
>>217877082Kurzon was based though
>>217877586calm down
>>217876843She married spocks son. She swimming in that star trek money.
>>217877604meant for >>217877082
>>217877604faggot
>>217877082They should have made an episode about how the symbionts were just gaslighting the entire society and the joining results in complete ego death
>first black captain >gets abducted and forced into service by superior beings>first female captain >gets lost
>>217877982>first bald captain>gets 0 pussy
>>217877997>first celebrity captain>kills the franchise
>>217877982>first black captain>abandons his familyYikes! Sisko was a very good dad though
>>217876983Romantic cuddles under a wool blanket on a cold night with Ezri.
>>217876137It was about a Trve Aryan from Iowa putting a Jeet wannabe Übermensch in his place.
>>217878445would've been better if she didn't get lip fillers and bolt-ons
>>217878445Mirror T'Pol is my fave
>>217878471Same
>>217865426The Playmates ships were great. They never did the ENT one but I think another company did
>>217878462Nah
>>217878445>Blaylock in TOS miniskirtJust as Roddenberry intended.
>>217878502Yeah, the Nemesis figs were also a different company
>>217877982>forcedSisko is half celestial, it’s part of who he is to fulfill the prophecies. He was genetically predisposed to his fate.
>>217878445
>>217878236Benjamin and Jake had such a sweet relationship. I always liked watching their father/son scenes.
>>217878445Love her
>>217878462Do any pictures exist of how she looked before the bogging?
>>217878514not short enough
NEW>>217878581>>217878581>>217878581
>>217878236It is pretty fucked up that he abandoned his pregnant wife to go smoke space weed with some fifth-dimensional hood niggas and then that was never followed up on.
>>217878513Yah>>217878550Wouldn't know
>>217878445I just don't find her atractive at all. The fact she got worst obligatory Vulcan haircut in history doesn't help.
>>217872155no need to be a dick about it
