Arthouse & ClassicsDollydition>QotDFavourite musical?>BonusFavourite Michael Kidd joint?Previous: >>217835927
Queen of /film/
Jean-LucGodard..
>>217869903>>217869917Wrong image, sorry.
A blonde Berto?>>217869939Middle name Cinema
>>217869939What is this gimmick? It’s been almost a year since I’ve been on /film/.
We get it. You are bored of life and desperate for something new to change the way you feel. It doesn’t mean you have to adopt a second-rate actress for your personality. Berto was an insufferable try hard who never had the makings of a star.
>>217869997>It doesn’t mean you have to adopt a second-rate actress for your personalityBut enough about Maggie Cheung.
Still can't believe I got meme'd into expecting the passion of joan of arc to be good.>217870006Weak bait
>>217870006Maggie Cheung is a legitimate great actress.
>>217870032She didn't impress me in WKW's perfume commercials. Maybe she's good elsewhere.
>>217870020It is good. You just weren’t ready yet.
>>217869948What gimmick? So fag just wrote Godard and that's a gimmick to you? Gimme a break my man
Dreyer theatrical
>>217870048But they didn’t just write Godard, did they?
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>217869948Look a little more closely at >>217869917and stop overthinking things.
>>217870072They actually shoot horses, don't they?
>>217870042I agree with this guy
>>217870083Why would I ever willingly look at that piece of shit?
new fincher just dropped >>217869627
>>217870142To answer your question.
>>217870078Wow, this is unironically great advice. Thank you anon for sharing this!
Why did he do it?
>>217870189meant for >>217870065
>>217870189I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able - if called upon to do so - to make them a proper omelet in the morning. Surely that kind of civility and selflessness would be both good manners and good for the world.
>>217870231Hope she sees this bro.
>>217870257She hate me
>>217870231Okay that’s kind of lame. If a girl I slept with wanted to eat in the morning then she’s not the one for me. She better only want two things the morning after. people really eat in the morning? Eww…
>>217870268HEY BACCHUS YEAHSHE HATES ME
>>217870278It's called "breakfast" in some countries.
>>217870290But he got game
>>217870295That’s actually disgusting.
Gonna buy a big thing of vodka tomorrow. Goodnight fellers
>>217870326
Imagine waking up in the morning and wanting to eat. Lol. Couldn’t be me. Fuck /film/!
>>217870310>Black children and teens in the U.S. are statistically more likely to skip breakfast, with studies showing up to 83.8% of Black teenagers do not eat it daily. Key reasons include food insecurity, the racial wealth gap, time pressures, lack of hunger in the morning, and shifting cultural habits.
Berlinale ticket sale starts in 50 minutes. What are you getting?
>>217870200She couldn't handle his modernity.
>>217870377Based black teens, fasting is good for you, that's why they're all ripped and you're a fat fuck, anon.
But in all seriousness, we must protect Isabella's smile at all costs.
>>217870625She seems to be doing fine, living in a farm with chickens.
This was pretty weak huh.
It's hard to take these old prison dramas seriously when they portray all the inmates as real stand-up guys who never did no wrong, and all the prison guards and the warden as complete psychos who just get off on torturing people for the sake of it. They'd be more effective if they came clean about the fact that most inmates, the vast majority, are actually bad people, and that inbetween the cracks are a few good guys who got railroaded. When they pull this kind of shit though, it undermines their premise. Maybe things were different in the 30s, but I doubt it was this different.
>>217870797And then the Hays Code ended up overcorrecting that.
>>217870826The Hays Code didn't really do anything to stop this theme. It stuck around basically forever, only the genre naturally got less popular over time. Probably, again, due to how much bullshit it involved to maintain the narrative. The core principal of this kind of film, the underdog story, is good in theory. In practice, you can do it a few times and wow an audience that doesn't think too hard, but eventually people go "wait, huh? the guy that robbed me at gunpoint and raped my wife was supposed to be the good guy all along?" and they walk out of the theater.I've walked out of the theater, so to speak.
>>217870797Isn't it based on a true story?
>>217869917Love these girls like you wouldn't believe
>>217870927It did force the "criminal has to get his at the end" though.
I don't get why this general is so into all these french broads when italian women are so much better.
The Hays code did its best to sabotage American filmmaking, no wonder it managed to spread through every facet of American society
>>217869898No one seems to be talking about musicals, so I'll do it.I really like hello dolly! and streisand was very good in it. I don't imagine /tv/ would know this but the original play starred carol channing, who has that very trademarked throaty voice, so the first song of the movie, "just leave everything to me" was actually entirely redone. The original song was Channing's very iconic "I put my hand in", which became very synonymous to her voice. In order to save Streisand from doing a bad Carol Channing impression, they remade it to suit streisand's smooth vocals. She also changes the character, making dolly younger (which she was) but also less clever old lady and more clever jewess, twisting and turning the NY accent of dolly into a more jewish inflection. Other issues is how streisand, despite doing one of the most charming and likable leads ever written, is affectionate to the viewer, but cold towards the other characters, the number in the OP, the titular Hello Dolly song shows this remarkably, she seems to barely stand the dancers around her and almost shows scorn to the Louis Armstrong cameo.All that said, her renditions of the solos, just leave everything to me, before the parade and so long dearie are all powerhouse renditions which by far improve on the broadway versions.
Good night, /film/.
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>217871362*smooch*
>>217870993Based and mirthpilled.
>>217870797There are good and bad COs, and also good and bad inmates, my man. The dude who robbed you is no angel, but he might have been one in the past and he might be one in the future.Most realistic film for me was Scum: there are daddies and there are brats, no inbetween.
>>217871056I like both. WASPs and slavs too
>>217871056Jewish and Italian women look the same and this general's feeling about the former have been well documented
feelings*
does anyone have friends that watch both /film/ and utter slop with the same enthusiasm?I don't get it
>>217873718Sports can be cool and entertaining. The thinking man's slop.
What are your thoughts on early Parajanov?
>>217870200James Fagney
>>217870290
>>217870797
>>217873970Completely forgot this dude died.
>>217873869Sent that freak flying.
>>217862954>>217864169>same director>same script>bigger budget>it's shithow can anybody shit the bed so badly with a remake?
>>217872984>hamilton burgerI'm thinking based
I've been informed the sun shines bright
>>217870200you know exactly why, retard
>>217875531Odd-lookin' duck.
Give me a couple of nice short movies under 1.5 hour right fucking now.
>>217876433>1.5 hourIs this supposed to mean 1 hour 5 minutes or 1 hour 30 minutes?
>>217876433Pic related
>>217876433The End of August at the Hotel OzoneThe Ballad of Seven Hanged MenA Snake of JuneRide LonesomeDuck Soup
>>217876528NTA but normally it means 1 hour 30 minutes.
>>217876433Mr Thank You (1936)The Warped Ones (1960)Up! (1976)Duck Soup (1933)Rapeman 1 (1993)Teenage Hitchhikers (1974)Bumpkin Soup (1985)
Just Tony - A story of Tom Mix's horse
>>217877109Cinema has been dead for a while now.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE POLES SHIFT
>>217877109this is why you have modern films that have color but often still look flat somehow?everything is shot neutral and fixed with software in post. its absolutely disgusting and i am unironically completely assblasted by it
>>217877622ssshh nobody tell him
>>217877744Yes. There is no life anymore, we're living the death of cinema.
>>217877744>this is why you have modern films that have color but often still look flat somehow?Yes.
>bioscoop
Link me some russian music so I can get all the russian women at work to fall in love with me!
>>217877879your pic related isnt even a great example and you can still tell that the colors pop, the lighting looks real, etc.my pic related isnt even the worst example but has obvious different colors yet none of it pops, it all looks flat AND I WANT MODERN CAPESHIT AND A24 (the only two categories left) TO BE EVISCERATED
>>217878479REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kontinental '25
>>217878393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNY30Cs8Lk
>>217878912Hell naw
Europa '51
>>217878393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKMiE9WII0
Roma '77
>>217878393One of my favorite symphonic poemshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3pZ87h-FI
Marcello got the swag
Traviata 53
>>217879504>white nights>some faggot attempting to please a bunch of whores with le silly dance memes>more like white knights
Death Valley '69
>>217878393https://youtu.be/xbZH8boFoJghttps://youtu.be/cMO5tsu-BjkOnly the coolest and most based dudes know of Kuryokhin outside of Russia, so this will surely impress your russian ladies.
Movies with the same aura ? https://youtu.be/8DXv6yqVnf8?list=RD8DXv6yqVnf8
>>217879793Leave please.
>>217879816Answer the damn question lmao.
>>217879793o bi o ba the end of civilization
Portuguese cinema is severely underrated.
>>217879793what the fuck is "aura"
>>217879901>Portuguese cinema
>>217879912its faggot speak but dont pretend you dont know what it means
>>217879939ok but what the fuck is "aura"
>>217879960Are you some third-worlder ESL? The word ”aura” has been used for ages.
>>217879992ok so you can't explain what "aura" is, just leave
>>217880044Words are often self-explanatory
>>217879816This.
>Marty Supreme (2025) 720p WEBRip x264 2.0 YTS YIFY>Keywords: male rear nudity, male nudity, table tennis, ping pong, new york cityIT'S UP
>>217880044type the word into google you dumb faggotjesus christ zoomers are fucking retarded
>>217879504https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHJ12Vhpyc
>>217880389Safdie is more /film/ than Mann, so I won’t complain.
My sister went to see Marty supreme and said it spent about as much time on the holocaust as it did with Tennis
>>217880401damn nigga why you so dumb, get the fuck out of here already
>aurazoom zoom slang, don't engage
>>217880389>a24
bump
>>217879922>Catfag filtered by portuguese cinemaNo surprises there. At least he used a picture of Orson Welles instead of a cat this time.
>>217881458i have little experience with it desu. i am just annoyed by portugese people in general
>portugese
>>217876528average /film/poster IQ
>>217879901love this film like you wouldn't believe
anyone here fuck w/ Meet Me in St. Louis? truly spectacular halloween sequence as well as sick tunes and ~pathos~
>>217881496Rude! You should watch Francisca (1981)
>>2178765281 hour 50 minutes of course
>>217876730>read Teenage Hitchhikers (1974)>think of The Beach Girls (1982)
most anticipated /film/s>bucking fastard by the goat>bad lieutenant tokyo by the goat japan
RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee RIP Spike Spiegel
>>217882437Trvth.
>>217880389better than uncut gems worse than Good time
>>217881901Same thing
Does anypony want anything off KG? I can check and upload if possible.
>>217884331been searching for a mika kaurismaki movie called rosso (1985) for years now, nobody else replied to you so i'm gonna ask for that one, thanks.
>>217884503Consider your search overhttps://gofile.io/d/DpRPzB*smooch*
>>217884682insane, thank you very much
>>217884331Can you check for Cauchemar (1980) please?
Some of you are the biggest faggots I've ever spoken to on the internet.
>>217881858>Francisca (1981)hmm this actually looks good
>>217884331>>217884503>>217884682>>217884857this place can be pretty based sometimes
>>217885738You’re welcome lil nigga
>>217885711
Finally saw thie David Croninberg movie with Jeremy Irons.
>>217885711Especially that harperfag
>>217885991M. Butterfly?
*smooch*
>>217885991It’s kino. That and Eastern Promises are my favorite of his. I do still like his Gadon trilogy though.
Me and harperbro
>>217887789Harperfag is a lesbian?
>>217887789Just want to specify I'm not this faggot >>217886686
>>217888015You're a completely unrelated fag instead, fair enough
>>217888022If digits then you're the fag
Hag girlboss kino incoming.
>>217888421(Screenplay co-written by Elfriede Jelinek)
>>217888421This will be great. If I don’t get the chance to get my dick sucked by this gilf, my life ain’t worth a damn. Truuuuu! She got them dick sucking lips fosho!
>>217888421Pass.
What if is Isabella Huppert, in her old age, accidentally slipped and fell on my cock? Wouldn’t that be weird guys lol?
>>217888628You, in your old age, would break your hip
>>217888668I am only 46
I’m the youngest nigga here. You hear that Isabelle? Only say the word, and my cock shall be yours.
>>217888712And by cock, I meant the dildo, cause my actual cock doesn’t work anymore.
béla tarr's macbeth for my /film/ niggashttps://gofile.io/d/xsrY5L
>>217888800>it will have blood
>>217888738…
>>217873869https://youtu.be/9Whyks7Gp9E?si=mskegNxgnNtinCso
Digits for Sir Ridley Scott
>>217888921Truffaut was a faggot, but he wasn't gay.
>>217888921That is not Jessica Harper
>>217888983No, it isn’t. Jessica is uglier.
>>217869898I watched 80+ movies last year. I remember none of it. Am I cooked, bros? How do you even fix this? And no, rope is not the solution.
>>217889288You don't remember what movies you watched or you don't remember the details of them?
>>217889198>Jessica is uglier.
>>217889288What's your point?
>>217889298Out of those 80 I actively remember details of like 10 maybe. Other 70 are just gone. Maybe the poster or the name could invoke something but if you told me to list half of them, I'll fail miserably.>>217889348I can't be a cinephile like this.
>>217889354you will never be one
A curious thread. The only winning move is to wash your hands...
>>217889354I don't know what you mean, do you have dementia or something? Anyway it depends on what films are you watching, most movies aren't memorable, so watch better films.
I can't be a cinephile like this.
>>217889398You should wash your hands everytime you go to pee, before and after
>>217889449Why? I don’t touch my dick when I pee.
>>217889449> You should wash your hands everytime you go to pee, before and afterI sit down to pee and never come into contact with my privates.
>>217889409>so watch better films.I guess. I don't have dementia, but I guess they were bad/forgettable. After some thinking I did manage to recall about 30-40 of them.
>>217889512Real cinephiles watch 1-2 movies a year but they are top tier films.
>>217889512Try this.
>Watching Pollyanna, a Mary Pickford vehicle from 1920>There's an 11 year old boy in the film who appears to be the same height as her>Google her height>One source says 5'0, another 4'10Holy shit, bros, she was tiny. Anyway, cute little film, it's funny how many stories about orphans there were in the 19th century and early 20th. Terrible circus/carnival organ as a soundtrack though.
>>217890362Venice is so fucking kino, even when it's just a set in Rome.
>>217889564Half those aren't arthouseWhy do people think non-american = arthouse?
>>217890557watch out, the arthouse police is here
>>217890557Not to mention Wild At Heart and the Malick, lol.
>>217884331the eye’s dream (Gankyû no yume), 2016, Hisayusu Sato.Please. It has been many years.As well as that I would appreciate The Unicorn (The Peter Grudzien documentary) Thank you even for the attempt.
>>217890602Sorry for being a thinking person and not an amerimutt proud of being ignorant
>>217888421God, I hope some indie arthouse theater near me picks this up for a couple weeks.>>217888983>>217889198>>217889299Fuck off back to /hor/ you Harper-hating freak lol
>>217891115*smooch*
>>217890933Fuck off you dense retard
>>217891069It's a campy comedy apparently lol
Pardon, I fell asleep>>217885267VHS with no subtitles coming up.>>217890836Gankyû no yume is coming up. The Unicorn isn't there.
>>217884331Always wondered, is there a VHS or DVDrip of When Dreams Come True (1985) on KG? The only torrent I ever found has no seeders…>>217891347Even better.
>>217891465It's not. Plenty of other films by the director though.
on this date, back in 1906, Oklahoma City, Lon Chaney Jr. was born
>>217869898/film/ bros, why does every femoid film "enjoyer" always recommend some shit like Past Lives?Is shit like this any good? Or just Film Festival bating slop??
>>217891352>Gankyû no yume is coming upGod bless you.>The Unicorn isn't thereThank you for looking
>>217892142Herehttps://gofile.io/d/EysI4s>>217885267Herehttps://gofile.io/d/ZweOB8
>>217892023Personally I found Past Lives to be extremely overrated, a solid 6/10 at best just like Everything Everywhere All at Once.
>>217892213Based and Kung Fu pilled.
>>217892213Does it bring anything to the table that isnt just another lovers lost-lovers, lovers-found drama?
>>217892355It does not.>>217892231Based.
>posting AI slop
>slopzoom zoom slang, don't engage
Are TIFF, BIFF and Cannes the only competitions worth checking out for new films? Any smaller competition worth checking out? I don't care about the competition aspect btw
>>217892598Being this fucking gay
none of you guys told me how funny the Seventh Seal was
>>217893964I thought it was a bleak, overly serious film then you see Death with a smile sawing
>>217894019the troupe and the squire were hilarious from the get go
>>217870341Godard and lingerie tricked me into liking ads. Maybe the typography had something to do with it as well
How the fuck did Obayashi become known solely as the Hausu guy when he has a dozen other solid gold kinos?
>>217892916Is TIFF actually prestigious? I've always ignored it because this country is such a cultural graveyard.
>>217892213>extremely overrated>Uses picture of HouseFuck that stupid ass movie. If 'The Room' was made by Japanese people you fuckers would call it unironically good
>>217894457they really would, look at how everyone worships frieren
>>217894278the tiktokification of cinephiliawhen people just watch one (1) film by an auteur and move on... obayashi? the hausu guy. zulawski? the possession guy. argento? the suspiria guy. etc.
>>217894278Hausu got boosted by celebrity fans (e.g. Bill Hader, Pewdiepie) and has a good balance of accessibility and strikingness.
>>217894457House is good thoughbeit.
>>217869898Classics? CheckMusicals? CheckDollydition? Check
>>217894500When a shit movie from the west gets a cult following it's still recognized as shit, even with all the cringey jokes and references the community creates. Wehn a shit japanese movie gets a cult following you terminally online folk delude themselves into thinking 'awwwww it's actually charming' meanwhile the movie is one of the ugliest, tasteless, gawdiest, most obnoxious movies in existence. Oh cool the Microsoft powerpoint transitions sure give this movie an artistic flare doesn't it now
>>217894642but enough about La Jetée
>>217894733it does require a three digit IQ to get so I don't blame you for hating it
>>217894642>Wehn a shit japanese movieSee >>217894500
>>217894733あの変人を吹き飛ばしたよ!
>>217894862I love La jetee, but that doesn't prevent me from making jokes. Seems like the two digit iq fella here is (You).
Asta Nielsen
>>217892197A scholar and a gentleman. Thank you very much, i now owe you one.
I WANNA SEE ZASU'S PITTS
>>217896367>Asta la Nielsen baby
>>217891465It's on youtube, better than nothing.
>>217896490best post itt
>>217896521Yep, that's where I got the screencap. I appreciate him looking regardless though.>>217896538thx
>>217884331How about L'amour c'est gai, l'amour c'est triste? The only torrent available has no seeds. Thanks.
>>217896490Are you the Olivia Rodrigo guy from /mu/?
>>217896690No but that's exactly what I was riffing on.
>>217896812Kek. That guy sure is dedicated.
>>217889564Wild at Heart instead of Eraserhead, criminal. But other than that I like the list, do you have more guides like this?
>>217897822Downloading.
>>217894642this desu
Tarantino is right, this movie sucks
>>217898363The freeze frame at the end actually made me laugh.
>>217898363Didn't know Tarantino didn't like that, he likes everything it seems.
Bresson/Godard/Truffaut don't have a single good film between them. Biggest hacks probably in the history of human civilisation.
>>217898592He said he doesn't like these
>>217898363I've never watched this because I hate movies starring child actors
>>217898803Who the fuck dislikes Groundhog Day?
>>217898639TRVTH NVKE
>>217894278School in the Crosshairs is so fucking peak. It's all of the zaniness and low budget sfx that somehow work but paired with a happy magical girl story instead of a haunted house.
>>217898592
>>217898803>BrewsterBased Tarantino.
>>217899280what a weirdo
>>217899280i like a good unhinged director as much as the next guy but this faggot just has autism
All you need for a good movie is a girl and a car.
>>217899191Hanagatami (2017) and Labyrinth of Cinema (2019) are masterful. Labyrinth of Cinema is a swan song on the level of Kurosawa (Madadayo is his best picture)
>>217899783all you need is M I L Kas proved by your pic
>>217899918>Lori Williams later said, "Russ didn't want to hire me because he didn't think I had a big enough bust! I said I could use pushups in my bra, which I did."
>>217899963Oops I confused the broads. This is Lori Williams.
>>217899917Casting Blossoms to the Sky is his best.
>>217899917>Labyrinth of Cinema is a swan song on the level of Kurosawai havent watched so wont comment but i am highly skeptical
>>217900007Truth be told the Solid Snake style of questioning from the main character got pretty annoying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOb1TcO-8o
gf got filtered by Antonioni, Bresson, and Wenders. I give up. She only likes Rohmer.
>>217900191>She only likes RohmerBased gf.
>>217898363You need to go back >>>/reddit/
>>217900299Nah Truffraud is just shit. Broken clock type deal.
>>217900191>gf (male)
>>217900322You're not welcome here, bye pleb
I started rewatching Godard and he’s better than I remember. Especially in color. Mogs most of his contemporaries.
>>217900338Come on, man. Truffraud is peak plebchow.
>>217900299He's right, it's one of the most overrated French movies
>>217900299What makes it good? It's just a kid acting like complete asshole for 90 minutes
>>217900484It's not an act; he's just French.
>>217900572Sent those freaks flying.
Kurosawa kabuki - theatricalOzu static - theatricalRohmer dialogue - theatricalFord stagey and dialogue - theatricalDreyer theatrical - theatricalThe list goes on......
An animated movie that I almost slept on. Very strange blend of collage and oil paints in the animation. Voice acting really sells the oneiric nature of the setting.
this mogs the Truffaut
>>217900880>The list goes on......Bresson shit
>>217900924There's not much that doesn't.
One wonders why filmmakers like Tarantino are still talked about. Zero artistic merit or beauty to be found.
>>217900981>One wonders why filmmakers like Tarantino are still talked aboutMostly his retarded takes (and his occasional good ones like his take on Truffaut).
>>217900981>Tarantino>filmmakerhes a comicbook tier sloplord
>>217900880You just know he jacked off to Anne in front of that poor cat.
>>217901091How big do you reckon he was? I can't imagine it being impressive.
>>217900191>gf got filtered by Antonioni, Bresson, and Wenders.>I give up. She only likes Rohmer.Can I have her?
>>217898592>>217898803He hates Ford too (or at least The Searchers).
>>217901091>[...] one of Bresson’s young actresses basically described him as a dirty old man; the cinematographer on that same film said: “He was immense as a filmmaker. But I would never confide my daughter to him, never.”
>>217901259>But I would never confide my daughter to him, never.If she owed him sex like Anne did then you absolutely should.
>>217900322>Broken clock type dealFunnily enough, iirc, he somehow likes Rohmer.
>>217901367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5ZTa1FK5o
Russ Meyer - breastsTinto Brass - bottocksQuentin Tarantino - feetThe /film/ Trinity
>>217901091I know for a fact he jacked off to that cat in front of Anne
>>217901512Who's armpits?
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>>217901512>Tinto Brass - bottocksKechiche
