HOPECORE Edition!Only optimism allowed, unironicallyBelieving is the pointHope as a quiet vowPrevious thread: >>217879064.And before that: >>217874421.
Red.
>>217882468They hit gold casting the actor.
Lady Ashford (13 years old) was made for BIG DUNK COCK
in HotD why aren't there guards in the Red Keep when Blood and Cheese go in?in the books they kill some guards but in the show they just bumble around lost but there's no one on patrol or anything
post yours https://tiermaker.com/create/skilled-asoiaf-fighters-995280
>>217882381Chronic refusal to learn from consequences. A very widespread disease among the Ironborn. He's the embodiment of that meme "do everything stupidly, lose"
Just watched ep 4. Pretty good, like the series so far, but removing the>..who am I to them?>A knight who remembered his vows.moment is absolutely criminal. That's pretty much the heart and soul of Dunk and the novella. Removing it, even if it's just to set it to a later scene, is a massive blunder. Instead we get the Bracken farting on Dunk's monologue and the crowd laughing at Dunk during his darkest moment. They really have come to see him die.
Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scb1knEvN6s>>217882514they hit with every actor. there isnt a single bad one so far
>>217882531HotD is based on glorified fan fiction.
>>217882535I thought Aemond was a good warrior wtf he is really bellow Aerion and Jon?
>>217882441This show is pretty good so far.
>>217882441>only two more 30 min episodescomplete utter shit
>>217882535lol
>>217882550im sure they'll have the line after the battle
>>217882523>gets married off to an old man>old man dies after seeing her naked for the first timeGRRM is a pedo
>>217882566That tier list is propaganda
>>217882550More whining:I don't like the Laughing Storm. He doesn't feel like a Baratheon chad, he feels like he's from the Free Cities and is just touring the kingdom for shits and giggles.I also don't think they've done Maekar justice so far. He's supposed to be Targ Stannis but the writers keep giving him the idiot ball and using him for comic relief.Everything else is good.
>>217882572I'm sure the last one will last 40.
>>217882574It won't land well after the battle, they'll just seem like bandwagoners or like they're cheering for Baelor or their side's victory. The reason it only works before the battle and before Dunk finds his teammates is because it 'rewards' Dunk for his honorable conduct and shows that true chivarly does exist and is indeed recognized by people, and people will stand behind a hedge knight doomed to die rather than support a haughty royal who tortured the innocent. It's what differentiates AKOTSK from GRRM's other work, and shoving that scene into a different moment after the battle just nukes most of its meaning.
Cute and canon!
>>217882611As if the writers or HBO care, we gotta thank the seven its any good at all
>>217882544That's why you can't convince me the Iron Islands water isn't full of lead. Such an ogre collective of dimwitted fools and cretins, save for House Harlaw and a few scattered souls as the only exceptions.
>>217882531It’s written by faggots anon
>>217882585He's too much of a twink.Should've cast someone with Cavil type of build.
We are so back it's like we never even left.
why are quartered flags so cool?
>>217882531high schooler wattpad fanfic tier
>>217882676That stags looks like a fucking goat if you remove the antlers I don't like where this is going
>>217882566i don't think he's D tier but he like Ned is incredibly overrated because of the show
>>217882611>It's what differentiates AKOTSK from GRRM's other workCan't wait for the last Dunk and Egg novel where they're screaming from the pain of burning.
tried my best with this one
>>217882676I think they're gay as fuck
>>217882681>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /her/ TOURNEY
>>217882705>stag looks .... fucking GOATftfybut lol yeah i see what you mean
>>217882752frig off, greenfagthis is a Black board
>>217882776This is the only community on the internet where the greens have any sort of consistent popularity
>>217882551The puppet lady could've been better
>>217882754RYON PLS
>>217882791Well yeah this is the contrarian website.
>muh greens>muh blacksA good Targshit is a dead Tarshit.
>>217882676They show history
LORDASHFORDFUCKSHISSHEEP
>>217882173Season 2 was so lame compared to Clash.>“I’ll do whatever you ask.” The words came hard, but Jon said them.>Rattleshirt’s bone armor clattered loudly as he laughed. “Then kill the Halfhand,bastard.”>“As if he could,” said Qhorin. “Turn, Snow, and die.”>And then Qhorin’s sword was coming at him and somehow Longclaw leapt upward toblock. The force of impact almost knocked the bastard blade from Jon’s hand, and sent himstaggering backward. You must not balk, whatever is asked of you. He shifted to a two-hand grip, quick enough to deliver a stroke of his own, but the big ranger brushed it aside withcontemptuous ease. Back and forth they went, black cloaks swirling, the youth’s quicknessagainst the savage strength of Qhorin’s left-hand cuts. The Halfhand’s longsword seemed to be everywhere at once, raining down from one side and then the other, driving him where he would, keeping him off balance. Already he could feel his arms growing numb.
>>217882826THE ONLY GOOD TARGSHIT IS THE ONE THAT FINISHES ON HIS WIFE'S TIITS
>>217882791I myself have been a massive Aegon fanboy since world of ice and fire. Show kind of did him dirty honestly.
are the Targaryens jews or aryans?
During the time of Dunk, who was the biggest slag of all of Westeros?
>>217882899Tanselle
>>217882887Khazar jews (aryan admixture)
For me, it's house Plumm
>>217882857I bet George had to hold Ira back back from adding SISTERWIFE'S TITS
>>217882852>Even when Ghost’s teeth closed savagely around the ranger’s calf, somehow Qhorin kept his feet. But in that instant, as he twisted, the opening was there. Jon planted and pivoted. The ranger was leaning away, and for an instant it seemed that Jon’s slash had not touched him. Then a string of red tears appeared across the big man’s throat, bright as a ruby necklace, and the blood gushed out of him, and Qhorin Halfhand fell.>Ghost’s muzzle was dripping red, but only the point of the bastard blade was stained, the last half inch. Jon pulled the direwolf away and knelt with one arm around him. The light was already fading in Qhorin’s eyes. “. . . sharp,” he said, lifting his maimed fingers. Then his hand fell, and he was gone.>He knew, he thought numbly. He knew what they would ask of me. He thought of Samwell Tarly then, of Grenn and Dolorous Edd, of Pyp and Toad back at Castle Black. Had he lost them all, as he had lost Bran and Rickon and Robb? Who was he now? What was he?>“Get him up.” Rough hands dragged him to his feet. Jon did not resist. “Do you have a name?”>Ygritte answered for him. “His name is Jon Snow. He is Eddard Stark’s blood, of Winterfell.” What the show did instead:>Jon Snuuh kills some manlet in a scene no one cares about after getting all the other comrades killed through his stupidity
>>217882899shiera seastar
>>217882776>supports the side filled with blacks
>>217882954For me it's Farwynd
>>217882826Raymun would like to invite you as the next guest of his podcast.
Ok but who had the better penis?
this show is gay as fuck bruh
>>217882578>my siblings are part of it i thinkkek
who is currently the best fighter in the setting during the time of the show?
>>217882821Also the Greens are the only interesting characters
>>217882996Is she OK?
>>217883015Wrong, the most interesting character is neutral (the cannibal)
How can anyone prefer the blacks when the green council is so fucking fun>Otto the FECKLESS>Aemond the warcrimer>Aegon the ratking>Cole the chudcel>Larys the feetlicker>Alicent (better than Rahenyra at least) the whore
>>217882578isnt his son gay?
>>217883014Which show? AKOTSK? Aegon Rivers.
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>>217883014Probably Roland Crakehall
>>217883014one of the two kingsguards Dunk talks to in ep1not sure which one it is though
>>217883014power vacuum, the two best fighters died about 12 years ago
>>217882996btw there's no way that's gramps' real cock right
>>217883082Looks below average to me...
>>217883014HOTD? probably Criston, if we're talking just normal 1v1AKOTSK? unclear
>>217883101shut the fuck up
>>217883014shit, right now it's a bit of a mystery, Red Grass took alot of the best fighters from us. Aegor Rivers probably, Bloodraven, the son of the crabber Kingsguard i believe is pretty good, Baelor and Maekar are good not great, i actually don't know
>>217883143>MaekarHe's elite. Even when he's holding back he breaks bones.
>>217882954House Mallister!
why is everyone a drunk? why are there no milk of the poppy addicts or abusers in the world? gets kind of boring it'd be funnier if Sir Lyonel was nodding off and itching himself while talking to Dunk for instance
>>217883176yeah Maekar can be a real skullcrusher when he puts his hand to the task
waiti kinda forgot about got stuff so HOTD is 200 years before gotand knight of the realm is 100 years before gotwill i be spoiled on who won between the greens vs the blacks fuckk
>>217883203because that shit is expensive and booze is cheap
>>217883213>will i be spoiled on who won between the greens vs the blacks fuckkNo you won't, unless you really look into every line and analyze family trees. Nobody directly mentions the outcome of the Dance. Also get out of this thread if you don't want to be spoiled about the Dance lol.
>>217882531I think Cole was supposed to literally be standing there but he was being ridden by Alicent
When is the next episode coming outWill there be boobies?
>>217883143>>217883067The crabber is Donnel of Duskendale, and the other dude who wants a place to take a piss is Roland Crakehall, supposedly quite a beast of a fighter. I only mention him as one possible candidate because I don't remember if Gwayne Corbray is still alive. During the First Blackfyre Rebellion this dude, Gwayne, went toe to toe against fucking Daemon and held his own
>>217883176>He's elite.yeah but the best? i don't think so, i think he would lose a fight to Brynden or Aegor
>>217882965Why does GRRM spell the names of all of his characters as though he were a white American millenial woman?
Anyone got the behind the scenes stuff with baratheon saying something about swearing around the kid and the kid saying he hates it?
>>217882899>Biggest Slag By Era>Age of HeroesFlorys the Fox>Coming of the AndalsJoffrey Lydden/Lannister's wife>Pre ConquestNymeria>Conquest EraSaera Targaryen>Dance EraEllyn Baratheon>Dunc EraShiera Seastar >GoT eraQuaith
dunc will have long hair next season
>>217883248Gwayne was regarded as one of if not the best of his time, and he lost to Daemon B after a hour long fight, which puts Daemon and him at the top of the game for that time, i believe Daemon dismounted and tried to have Corbray saved after their duel but Bloodraven took the opening and had arrows rain down on both of them like he was usuing Corbray as honorbait for Daemon.and nvm it's the shitter in the hay Crakehall who is described as the new best kingsguard fighter
>>217883274
>>217883241Sunday>boobiesNo, only farts, cocks and vomit
>>217882899The redhead that leads Dunk on next season
>>217883309>>Dunc Era>Shiera Seastar>>GoT era>Quaithsame person
>>217883014HOTD: probably Daemon, he's the most experienced dragon rider on the show, and that's basically a nuke.AKOTSK: Dunk grows up to be one of the best but we're still growing into his potential. Probably Baelor or Bittersteel during this era/
Will we get a montage at the end of the season of Dunk and Egg going to every puppet show in Dorne like they did between the books?
>tfw when no baratheon goth gf
>>217883338Nigga obviously we are talking about swordfighting not dragon riding
>>217883355Aemond said this in the books before deciding to kill Luke
>>217883316Whenever you think you hate bloodraven enough, you can be sure that you really could hate him even more
>>217882756>her>winterfell flashback lyanna>flashback cerseiI want to be a Tourney knight brehs.
>>217882887canonically influenced by jewish history, according to grrmhence being incestuous schizoids that lost their homeland and seek to control western men while simultaneously convincing westerners that their own traditions and culture are bad
>>217883248>I don't remember if Gwayne Corbray is still aliveno he died beside Daemon
>>217883338i never got the feeling that Dunk was necessarily the most skilled swordsman of his time, at least not in the beginninghe's strong as fuck though, if i remember correctly he gets angry and carries a fully armored Aerion with only his hands and slams him into the wall next to the Lord of Ashford to force him to yield
>how many aegons have been king >4 aegons Rhaenyrasisters????
>>217883338Daemon got bodied by Criston in a fight
>>217883400her name is not aegon anon
Is the entire series just Bloodraven fanwank? Seems like he's GRRM's coldsteel.
>>217883402Criston dies the biggest bitch death in this series.
>>217883241Yes, Sir Beric commands his Red Ladies to fuck Dunk after the trial. There will be a full penetration, no holds barred post-credits sex scene.
>>217883199Crying shame they don't have more men, would've loved to see some riverlords give Lannister shits a good fight before Robb arrived with his anime teenage protagonist plot armor.
>>217883400>And a woman proceeded to never seat the iron throne afterwardsTotal green victory
>>217883392Dunk was considered a great fighter and one of the best knights but never one of the best swordsmen, he used alot of grappling and his strength, he was good with his sword though
>>217883413irrelevant for the discussion. in terms of 1v1 on foot man against man, Criston is the best fighter during the Dance era
>>217883400it's funny that her own sons and grandsons rejected her status as queen
>>217883412>Is the entire series just Bloodraven fanwank? Seems like he's GRRM's coldsteel.Makes a lot more sense when you realize that GRRM likes superhero comics and slop like Melnibone
>>217883384a fockin' legend then
>>217883413because men are afraid to face him lmao
>>217883413>bitch death>offering a 1v3 duel to save his men before being shot to death by riverniggersHe died a hero. And the troutniggers deserved whatever Gregor put them trough
>>217883412GRRM's wanking is often insufferable. i find the Starks insufferable purely because of how much GRRM wanks over them. for those familiar with 40k, Starks are to GRRM like what Ultramarines are to Matt Ward
Should I even bother starting the ASOIAF books? Considering that at this point is clear that Martin will never release the winds of winter and left the story unfinishes.
>>217883449>GRRM didn't understand why fans mocked DarkstarHe truly thought Darkstar would be well received.
>>217883470>troutniggerslol the magic revolving armies of the riverlands are the best part of the dance
>>217883477>Starks are to GRRM like what Ultramarines are to Matt WardI don't recall Robb bathing in the blood of Septa's.
>>217883481Still a good journey.
>>217883481There's a slim chance you'll come to appreciate the series and actually feel some buyer's remorse for starting it and never getting an ending. I don't regret having read back in the day, it was still a good time and I have lots of fun discussing it, but yeah, shame about the lack of content from now on
>>217883481read LotR
>>217883481Read the first three books only.
>>217883248could two warriors ask for anything better than a chance to go up against the best to see what your years of training has wrought, to test your mettle against a man you respect, to finally see who is the better man, better warrior, to give it your all, win or lose, to die right thereafter knowing your were the best
>>217882441Why are shows like this which have good writing so damn rare? There are tons of creative types out there and these studios can't find 10 or 20 to write their stuff?
>/tv/ in 2015>everyone is a targfag or stannisfag>/tv/ in 2026>everyone hates the targs and stannis is forgottenwhat houses does /tv/ like now?
>>217883421Mallisters are chill bros. Sucks that the Riverlands are so hard to defend and then the riverlords make matters worse by being contentious fucks or outright disloyal or just plain not strong enough to make a difference like Vances and Pipers. Their strongest house is safely away from all the fighting and is led by an opportunist jew rat. Hoster falling ill and Edmure leading the defence in his uniquely retarded way was a real stroke of bad luck that done them in however.
>>217883595riverlanders are subhuman
>>217883573GRRM is actually a good writer, just lazy.
>ser duncan the tall couldnt beat Aerion targaryen…but Dunk of Fleabottom couldHow will they pull this off?>>217883571The best part is that they were both using a valyrian steel sword>each time their blades clashed, it could be heard over the entire battlefield
>>217883573Execs hold a lot of power and these types have certain "visions" of what and how stories should be told. Creatives go to Hollywood to see their dreams shattered is an old platitude
>>217883609Only Freys.
>>217883587GROWING STRONG NIGGA
>>217883625all riverlanderskneeling scum
But why nobody invent the gun?
>>217883587>>everyone hates the targs and stannis is forgottenAll it took was one little green charismatic apple kek
Mommy
>>217883615>The best part is that they were both using a valyrian steel swordi hope they don't butcher Lady Forlorn like HOTD butchered Blackfyre
>>217883654>How will they pull this off?/hotd/ isn't airing yet
>>217882551I was singing KIIIINO KINO FUCKING KINO FUCKIGN KINO KINOalong to the tune when this happened
>>217883587THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS
>>217883646>All it took was one little green charismatic apple
>>217883587Which one is the house of giant boobies?
>>217883639magical forces are keeping them in a tech loop
>>217883660I fucked this quote, but I'm not going to explain myselfBeneath the gold, the bitter steel
>>217883587
Music is kinohttps://www.viddler.com/5q5sYj
>>217883318cute and wholesome!
>>217883587STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>217883639Yi Ti has gunpowder, I heard.
>>217883639Technology is not a straight line.
>>217883699There's more
>>217883639The hightowers have them but are gatekeeping then for the battle of blood
>>217883655>like HOTD butchered Blackfyreblackfyre looks good wdym
people still watch this slop?
>>217883691the combining of the themes is nice, hotd could never
>>217880692See, there's this thing GRRM does where his characters obsess over completely irrelevant stuff and come to the stupid or obvious conclusions. Why is Jaime emphasizing his physical strength when that's not what he was known for at all? Another moment like this is Tyrion treating the fact that Hound is afraid of fire as some shocking revelation.
>>217883728why are you itt?lmao
>>217883691The fuck is viddler
>>217883710They need to quickly shoot the next seasons while Egg is still an adorable little baby. There is nothing more disgusting than teenage boys.
Your Grace, your third-born son, whom you sent to the Citadel, has earned another link of his chain. It is said among my colleagues that he's well on his way to becoming an Archmaester at this rate. Though there are those who see his interest in arcane arts as rather disturbing. He's fiercely intelligent but is obsessed with magic. Apparently, he's been claiming that he got a glass candle to light. This cannot be true, but people are talking. Your thoughts?Also, we have come up with a list of potential husbands for your second-born daughter, Anona. First is Erik Beesbury, the 18-year-old heir to Honeyholt, who is said to be as handsome as he is skilled in arms. Second is Jon Tarly, the Lord of Horn Hill. His first wife died, but not before delivering three daughters but no sons. He's almost 40 and is said to be a skilled general. And last is Humphrey Manderly, the rather stout 55-year-old Lord of White Harbor. While he's never been a martial man, his governance has increased the wealth of his city tenfold.And finally, according to the master of whispers your third-born daughter, Anonia, has been sneaking into brothels at night disguised as a man to lie wit whores. She's apparently made the eight. What shall be done?
>>217883728Wrong thread bud
>>217883728why does it make you cry, chuddie?
>>217882514I wish he had the long hair
>>217883710He's uncut right
>>217883470Same niggers suck off Daemon B
>>217883728Noceb8 mai
>>217883775not jewish or one of their golems so probably
>>217883751based son, maester mellorsend beesbury to the wall, send a raven to lord tarly for a marriage negotiation, inquire to lord manderly about the pie situation
>>217883741He's growing strong lifting like this
>>217883751Do all beesburys dye their moustache and pubic
>>217883248>>217883571they were the best of the best on opposite sides
>>217882852I knew the show was fucked when they butchered Jon and the mance's first meeting
>>217883775Wtf anon
>>217883776Daemon Blackfyre was a Chad also
If Aegon IV did not legitimize all the bastards, what would Daemon Blackfyre be doing?
>>217883784the British royals are circumcised
>>217883714where's the ruby anon?
>>217883797>cringe magic user ruins an honorable duel between menMagic users cant even be considered men, I’d call them women but that would be insulting to the likes of Brienne
>>217882531Because bad show with bad writing /dunk/ came to mog and destroy that show
>>217883822lmao
>>217883838fucking spell chuckers man
>>217883822My family had the same mohel as them
>>217883838>>cringe magic user ruins an honorable duel between menwasn't the duel over by then?
S1 GoT is better than book GoTCan the same be said of the LOTR movies compared to the books
>>217883875yes
>>217882754Not a fat of hess, but the retarded dragonpit scene wasnt her idea, it was sapochnik, he thought the episode was too boring
whatever happened to the fags that would spam rhaenyra, luke and jace?
>>217883728I think you got lost, buddy. >>217878581
>>217883875That's true. Bloodraven had the decency to let the duel finish but reenacting that Rambo 50 cal scene on redgrass field.
>>217883875It was and Daemon was trying to help him out of respectThen cuckraven showered them both with arrows, mind you HIS OWN GUY
>>217883875bloodraven attacked as daemon was trying to get corbray off of the field
>>217882668They need to stop drip feeding spoilers and trailers for a tv episode
>>217883710Found it with sound: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y3hkWRo5CGcBut it doesn't top: >>217883318. The whole thing is hilarious, especially Dexter's voice saying he doesn't like cursing at all
>>217882791Not really, they have a big comunity on reddit
>>217883903>>217883908>>217883909a win is a win
>>217882791/HOTD/ was entirely green except for like 2 faggots posting luke and nyra
>>217882756post more of her
>>217883082It was a dafoe situation where they actually had to make it smaller on screen
>>217883710Dexter's hair is died targaryen white above the sideburns, they probably filmed flashbacks from before the Ashford Tourney for season 2. Might get Rhae's love potion flashback.
>>217883880>S1 GoT is better than book GoTNaeh.Messed up Battle on the Green Fork too much.
>Don't fucking scream at me>you dumb fuck you, look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
>>217882965Kind of bullshit that he wins a duel thanks to his pet dog
>>217883931>forced to watch his love get fucked by other men in HD after being rejected every time
Made a stop at Trader Joe's to have myself some Cider in my Targaryen horn. Who else bought some Cider cause of the show?
>>217883448When was this made canon? plz gib source
>>217883587/Tv/ is green apple fossoway territory, brother
>>217882852>>217883800>He thought Ygritte might try to run, but she only stood there, waiting, looking at him. “You never killed a woman before, did you?” When he shook his head, she said, “We die the same as men. But you don’t need to do it. Mance would take you, I know he would. There’s secret ways. Them crows would never catch us.” “I’m as much a crow as they are,” Jon said. >She nodded, resigned. “Will you burn me, after?” “I can’t. The smoke might be seen.” “That’s so.” She shrugged. “Well, there’s worse places to end up than the belly of a shadowcat.”>He pulled Longclaw over a shoulder. “Aren’t you afraid?” “Last night I was,” she admitted. “But now the sun’s up.” She pushed her hair aside to bare her neck, and knelt before him. “Strike hard and true, crow, or I’ll come back and haunt you.”>Longclaw was not so long or heavy a sword as his father’s Ice, but it was Valyrian steel all the same. He touched the edge of the blade to mark where the blow must fall, and Ygritte shivered. “That’s cold,” she said. “Go on, be quick about it.”>He raised Longclaw over his head, both hands tight around the grip. One cut, with all myweight behind it. He could give her a quick clean death, at least. He was his father’s son. Wasn’t he?Wasn’t he?>“Do it,” she urged him after a moment. “Bastard. Do it. I can’t stay brave forever.” When the blow did not fall she turned her head to look at him. Jon lowered his sword. “Go,” he muttered. Ygritte stared. “Now,” he said, “before my wits return. Go.”>She wentJon's plot went off the rails when they butchered this scene.
>>217884003f&b
>>217884026they love the (((targs))) tho
>>217884027I've gone through that book like 20 times and have not come across that. it ends with Aegon the 3rd turning 16
>>217883959Quorin was looking for a way out. He didn't intend to survive anyhow.
>>217883895Idk who’s idea it truly was but she literally says that line in that BTS I screenshotted and quoted
>>217884055weird that you missed it.try awoiaf
>>217883051oh yeah. he hits on Dunk but he's too drunk and thick to understand what's going on
>>217883908fuck that nigga all my niggas hate shitraven
>>217884090yet they love (((targs))) like all turdies do while white men resent incestuous aliens
>>217883710>claffey has long hairhow long ago did they film? also he should cut it he looks like shit
>>217883841>mogI had to bring out my translator.
>>217883953That's not how hair works. If anything they'd just give him a wig.
Luv me goldLuv me lionsLuv me invest'ate first men'ate high septum'ate my dadSimple as
>>217884163Casting call explicitly said no skullcaps or wigs would be worn, Dexter even wanted to shave his hair right in front of the casting agents during the audition, that's how he got the role.
>>217884091again cite the source. I want page numbers cause I've gone through Awoiaf like 10 times and don't remember that bit
>>217884018And the thing is, they could've improved on a lot of stuff by actually showing to us what remained off-screen. Jon's party trying desperately to get away while being hunted by a warg and his comrades gradually sacrificing themselves until there's only Jon and Qhorin left would've been great to see. Their final talk by the fire would've been kino and a great thematic conclusion.
>>217884139Ser Duncan should have long hair.
>>217884210check the list of kings, you'll see someone is missing, and check viserys II's successionthen try to desperately cope by claiming that the citadel is outside the law lmao
>>217884241That's anti-Semitic
>>217884188Still, dying hair white isn't really a thing. You can only get it so blonde before you damage it and dying doesn't work so they use a toner to lighten it and because of how fast the toner fades away filming productions wouldn't bother because of a little thing called "continuity."
>>217882791We read the books here or at least the wikiShow is terribly biased toward Dindunyra.
>>217882991Tommen
>>217884247so you don't have proof that her descendants denounced her rule. you're just assuming using context clues. gotcha
>>217883639(((maesters)))
>>217884285>filming productions wouldn't bother because of a little thing called "continuity."It would only be for a few flashbacks, maybe only one in the whole season given how short the episodes are, so that wouldn't matter.
>>217883050I preferred Alicent when she was know for hating bastards and whores instead of being a whore tha hates his sons
>>217884299you didn't read the books and can't even handle a simple spoonfeding. gotcha.i accept your concession.
>>217883050season 2 won me to the greens as they are as you say much more interesting
Valarr's wife, Kiera of Tyrosh, is some kind of chink mutt instead of a med with dyed hair.Well it was only time before they fucked it up.
>>217884319>rootless eastern inbreds that lost their homeland>seek to subvert or dominate western men>relied on WMDs to have their way>predisposed to being schizos>allow usury>disrespect western religions and beliefs in favour of their own superiority>constant civil wars>constant failed invasions of DorneGeez I wonder why people would get tired of (((Targaryens))) and blame educated western men
>>217884321How is HOTD plot even going to reconcile with the lesbian queen original content the writers cooked up?
>>217884390You going to post this pasta every thread incel?
>>217884372I think he doesn't have an answer for the list of kings that Rhaenyra's descendants approved.How can her descendants endorse her and yet not acknowledge her as queen?
>>217884403>can't refute itcope, (((incestuous alien)))
>>217882852>>217884018>>217884211introducing a girlboss nurse girl was the moment. if you didn't know to stop watching, i don't know what else to tell you
>>217883383Also, all Jews are secretly dragon worshipers, and GRRM knew this, since he is, of course, Ashkenazi himself.
>>217883481Stop reading by the third, at least there's a kind of conclusion there, the next 2 books are just a slog to get through and barely tell a coherent story
>>217884372I've read all the books multiple times and don't ever recall any proof that her descendants not acknowledging her as Queen. The closest in Stannis saying SHE was the userper. but by means site a page number or quote the text right here. Simple asSomething tells me you can't and won't
>>217883615>How will they pull this off? Good old fisticuffs
>>217884478If you seriously stopped watching in 2012 you wouldn’t be here right now
>>217884441I'm Jewish and find it personally threatening, I suggest toning down your posts, there are hurt people and people with inherited trauma here. Think before you post, stop being cruel
>>217884509>unless you're gay and retarded like me, you wouldn't be here right nowwhat stupid logic.
>>217883751BURN THEM ALL
>>217884381Based bloodraven killing all the Targ mutts and leaving only the valyrian looking ones
Who are the two (((targ))) whores behind Dondarrion? Egg's sister is a year older than him so neither can be her and his other sister is younger than him.Valarr has no sisters either
>>217882522Brat built for correction
>>217884381>>217884468did they just look up her wiki page, saw this and went ahead with it?
>>217883751Can't be fucked desu, when's the next joust?
>>217884096Daemon jr?
>>217884381Doesn't matter, he is I significant and dead by next season and nobody even cares to explain how he died
>>217884714Yeah he's a homo, Daemon's childhood friend even gets jelly at Dunk for getting Daemon's attention.Daemon's sons who got turned into swiss cheese by bloodraven used to bully him and his friend.
>>217884372>Citing sources is now spoonfeedingMoron
This show is so comfy, we are so back, boys.
Will we get God's eye in the next HotD season?Will they make Daemon survive and have an undeserved happily ever after to complete the black cocksuckery or will they keep it real
>>217884703literally yes that artist is great btw and I support her and others who replace AI art with real art
>>217884758>Doesn't matterShe remarries Daeron the drunkard right after and Egg's niece is born from that kek
>>217884703It's really funny how fanartists for asoiaf seethe at it being a mostly white setting so they take every chance they can to brown any character, the funniest one is the fan art where the Starks are ficking swarthy for some reason
>>217884703I love her art
>>217884760didn't dameon have like 6 sons? guess one of them was bound to be a homo
>>217884820it's literally because of indigenous eskimos
Help me I fell and in can't get up
>>217883318cute & funny
>>217884884seven sons
>>217884877Ahh, what should've been
>>217884877Bolton sexoBolton sexo all night and day20 children with the Bolton girl, at the very leastI hope she whips me in bed (but obeys me out of it)
I haven’t watched a single episode (yet)Is this series making you guys mad or is it enjoyable?
>>217884946jesus his poor wife
M HELP ME MOMMYI POOPOO MY BEDDY
>>217884820>"omg indigenous starks <3"when they see a brown Stark
>>217884820whoops forgot actual pic
Mummy I want make cummies!!!!Help me mummy
>>217884820>>217884703>>217884992things like these make me want to support ICE for media
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>>217885037Bring me my hymen stretcher!
>>217884877She's pretty good at portraying mentally disabled characters I'll give you that, Jaehara has the vacant stare I'd figure a non functional autistic targ would have. I wonder how they'll butcher anything related to Jaehara in hotdoodoo.Vaella's portrait also makes her look sweet but simple minded like how she's described.
>>217885148what is she looking at?
>>217885129>breastplate stretcher memewhen my dad was in the Coastguard he told me they would do this exact same thing on new recruits. They had boys searching town for a "bubble-powered watch"
>>217885167Rhaenyra bursting in through the floor
>>217885187I bet your dad sucks a mean cock
>>217882551What are some other kino musical moments of the show? Only one I can think of now is the heroic sounding version of the Rains Of Castamere playing after Jamie rescues Brienne from the bear pit.
Dunk and Egg hilariously has made people even less hype for HOTD season 3. AKOTSK reminds everyone that you can have fun likable characters in Westeros with big moments like Baelor joining Dunk that actually feel earned. I can’t even think of a single moment of HOTD that even comes close to “I will take Ser Duncan’s side”
>>217879963>kicking off the war with the starks helped the lannisters consolidate control more than any other action Yeah starting a war that wastes resources and manpower is such a great move for house stability. >Cersei was the problem. She didn't start a war. And didn't start undermining the Tyrell alliance until they poisoned him for being a cunt.>He actually had some reasonable ideasHe had none, it's a terrible show invention.>and with Tywin advising him, he could've been a nothing special Oh he was special alright. They both were.>not that memorable but at least stable king>Joffrey>StableLol. Lmao.>>217880121>cersei is really retarded early on before she gets her plot armourYou mean later when she loses her plot armor?>I think even tywin calls her "not as smart as you think" kekIronic coming from him.
>>217885234no be does know how to beat up his own son when he was a kid
>>217885278not even the viserys throne room scene takes it
>>217885282Forgot to link to >>217880027
>>217885278>I can’t even think of a single moment of HOTD that even comes close to “I will take Ser Duncan’s side”I suspect you are going to say it doesn't count, but Rhaenyra scaring Aemond away with her newfound dragonriders was quite striking, although not as wholesome as Baelor saving the day, of course.
>>217885357not that anon but not only does it not count but it wasn't nearly as cool
These threads move too damn quickly.
>>217885423Bump limit reached in 3 hours. Nobody can't stop this train
>>217885423It was really slow before this one episode. Wonder why.
Episode 5>Episode focuses on that guy painting his shield green.>Recap episode explaining more on how we got here and a little backstory of the other knights.Episode 6.>Starts with Dunk preparing for the big fight.>Get that line about how a real knight remembers his vows or whatever.>Smallfolk all rally behind dunk.>He lowers his helmet.>Charges towards the other knights.>Credits roll.>GoT theme plays.
>>217885357Last scene of season 1, for me, was great. I can't remember shit about 2
Any baker can make a baker, aye it’s true.
>>217885514We already have an episode 5 trailer with scenes from the fight. It's happening this Sunday.
You're Jon Snow. You get marry Sansa or Daenerys. Picking both is not an option.Who do you choose? Note: Daenerys may not be fertile and your kids might come out insane but you have dragons. Sansa looks like a hotter version of the hot step-mom that despised you and ostracized you
Ser Duncan the Tall? Ser Duncan the Big and Stupid!
>>217885278This was funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCseK7dfkQbut doesn't compare to Breakspear
>>217885536No one in their right mind would choose Sansa, character aside.
>>217885553Hi Gwin
>>217885536Dany is the only choice. Got a friend who thinks Sansa is the hottest in the series, but for me she's literally dead last, below Arya. I don't even get it. She makes me want to puke.No one tops Ygritte either way.
>>217885553Dunc's reaction
>>217885536I’d say Sansa, that would be a lot more fun to watch/read. I don’t even care what’s in most of GRRMs mystery boxes anymore it just annoys me we’re never going to see any of these characters intersect. Jon/Sansa is a good one because unlike Jon/Arya or Jon/Danaerys i can’t really imagine what they’d say to one another i’m not even sure if they exchange words in the first book
>>217885553WORST. NAMEDAY. EVER.
>>217885423cant stop dunk the lunk
Reminder that later in life Egg goes mad
>>217885666>666
>Fetch my thread-stretcher>now?>aye, now!>why?>because I mean to enter the archive!>you’re not on page 10.>…well, yeah, we’ll go there along the way>mhm. Also, the right of thread baking is only enacted when nearing page 10. Are we near page 10, ser?>wait, so I cannot bake the thread now?>not right now, ser. Only at or near page 10.>then why have I been preemptively solving the captcha all morning?>it’s a mystery.
KotSK does not make me like HotD less.I also have big issues with season 2 but I enjoy evil characters on screen just as much as heroes.
>>217885755It's not that they are evil, they just suck and aren't really that interesting outside certain conflicts like Aemond vs Daemon
Cheers to all you lads
>>217885780I like all the green councilI like Cole and Gwayne, Otto, AegonMy big issue is the black council, it's so fucking BORING, every one of them except Daemon, who was retiring in Harrenhal the whole season
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>The Dunk actor's childhood crush was Hermione from Harry Potter films I wonder how he'd feel about GURM describing Jaime bashing her face in
>>217885357That was retarded and gay wtf is wrong with you man I’m honestly disappointed
>>217886011My bad t-t
>>217885536I take two wives like my tard targ dad
#TeamAerion
>>217885536Daenerys easily. I’m not hopping into bed with someone who I watched grow up since birth believing to be my sister.
>>217883536Already did
>>217886173What if she was constantly mocking you and belittling you as an inferior being?
