Peak Troi edition previously: >>217902873
star trek sex with shran
>>217914848MOMMY
get outta my head, bitch
>>217914848/tv/, tell me about your feelings.
ゴルシンゴルシンゴルシンシン
>>217914932
>>217914848Who's that big guy on the left?
>>217914937wtf are you doing? spoiler that shit
>>217914964It would be like spoiling Secretariat show some respect for a Triple Crown winner.
>>217914932Soon every show will have their own Troi to explain character motivations to people not paying attention to the story. TNG was once again way ahead of its time.
>>217914986>show some respect for some hideous goblin
In the next decade almost all the guys from TNG are going to die of old age
>>217914932AI will destroy us, and we'll enjoy itcome to think of it, this might explain why a starship with 1000+ crew had a therapist as one of its bridge officers, because technology probably tempted everyone to live an indulgent hedonistic yet ultimately self-destructive life, like a syringe of fentanyl laying around., they needed to max out psychology in order to remain functioning human beings
>>217915030>Beam me up, Geordi.My heart won't be able to take it.
>>217915030>and Shatner will still be alive
>>217915021At least you guys are consistent and that explains why nobody respects me.
>>217915030at least they will go with their legacy intact... >>217915086nm
Is the First Contact/DS9 uniform a two piece or jumpsuit? Siskos seems to be pants and a jacket but everyone else's seems like a one piece jumpsuit, why the variation? Is this a Picard situation where Stewart felt uncomfortable in the standard uniform so they gave him a variant?
>>217915093yep he's going to be hocking raisin bran and travel apps until he's 120
>>217915112Unless I’m mistaken it has been presented in both a two piece and a one piece. The difference came from the show runners wanting to differentiate VOY from TNG and then DS9 from VOY so they all kinda got their own uniforms. The later DS9 ones were way more dark and conductive to le gritty action movies hence Picard and the rest of the TNG crew are using them in Nemesis.The one Troi wears, for example in the OP Pic, looks like a one piece. But I believe Sisko walks around with a separate jacket-pants combo
>>217915093Who even wants to be that old? All your friends and family are dead. The world you grew up in no longer exists. You need constant medication just to keep you alive. And doctor's appointments to stay on that medication. And transportation back and forth since you likely can't drive. I say mid Seventies is the sweet spot where you can die with dignity.
>>217915098>that explains why nobody respects me.Respect is earned, as is friendliness. What do you bring to the table? Why are you respectable? Have you written any critically acclaimed touching love letters to DS9?
>>217915190i remember specifically the admirals getting fancier lined jackets. maybe sisko's is just the middle ground.
>>217915230>>217915190That's a stupid question.
>>217915217I would rather die alone and disrespected than be alive in a ten foot radius of you.
>>217915267oops thats a stupid post
>"touching love letter to Sisko">nigga was doing a Maury dance in the wormhole for 500 years
>>217915065That's one possibility. The other is because life in space can cause mental and emotional issues. Another reason is because long term space travel meant people would develop relationships and had to cope together. Also because of the red shirts that died that week. Pic related is what happens when you have no counselors on board.
>>217915269You won't have to worry about that. I don't associate with the poors.
>>217915284Alright I hate to say it but I think the VOY and TNG unis are indeed better than this.
>>217915310We all know who you associate with, Elon.
>>217914848Why the fuck did this lazy bitch revert to using her London accent in Picard s3 and why did nobody stop her?
>>217915311Nah, the First Contact uniforms are kino
>>217915311i will ALWAYS love the cuff decorations but i think the film/ds9 designs are just kind of shitty on a screen. VOYs are simple and notably very fucking cheap materials-wise like extremely flimsy polyester shit. I have heard and they certainly do look like comfy fucking pajamas though.
>>217915323Caring for horses is expensive. Sometimes you gotta do a little rough trade.
>>217915350Yawny Newshit
>>217915302The DS9 were such retards, all because they seethed so fucking hard that the ebil Nazi was a fan favourite. Around the time when Dukat was captaining the stolen Klingon ship, they should have committed to either:>he redeems himself like how Londo Mollari did but has to suffer for it>becomes the villain but is always active in the Dominion War arcThat stupid Pah Wraith bullshit because they so autistically wanted to double down on making him evil as fuck means Sisko fucks off at the end of DS9, pisses off Avery Brooks, and results in the depressing mess that shitty SA show is now trying to tie up like 30 years after the fact.
>>217915402the daughter subplot was absolutely what fleshed him out as morally greyan outcast single father protecting and then failing his daughter really tipped the scaled towards likeability
>>217915402however sacrifice of angels is amazing because its sisko vs dukat in a fullout balls to the walls battle, I still agree they flubbed the kosta mojin arc, could've been done but also could've been done much better, like say sisko breaks dukat free of its influence and him and sisko go down together to save bajor and the alpha quadrent. simply change but infinitely better. Hell Dukat saves his best freind Ben in the end so Sisko isn't an absentee father, Dukat completes a redemption arc. its kinda perfect if you think about it. Winn still dies btw fuck Winn, evil bitch.
>>217915465OH SHIT YOU CAST A FIRE SPELLNOW IM DEAAAAD
>>217915217>Touching love letter>Yeah, dad left me and his pregnant lover and never came back. But I always felt like he was watching over us.
>>217915490she wasn't hot enough for gul dukat
>KOST>AMOJAN>KOST>AMOJAN
>>217915465also this comfirms sisko as The Emissary, he "saves" Winn and Dukats souls by turning them back to the light and in return they stop the pah wraiths, they die Sisko lives, end of story. Very star trek, its what Kirk would've done.
>>217915512sisko was confirmed back in early s5
>>217915451It's not like I am even demanding he be redeemed - he could have remained the arch villain, but it was simply pants on head retarded to completely detach him from the DW arc so he can fuck around with Kai on Bajor in a plotline that is agonisingly boring and frustrating to watch
>>217915499Those are the risks when you're in the military or when you're a Messiah. You think Mary Magdalene bitched about the fact she wasn't getting dicked down anymore?
>And I tell you what, I ain't nevah seen Sisko since then and I ain't nevah seen a dime of no child suppoh't neithah.
>>217915516solidifies, makes certain for all time, pick your phrase you know what I mean
>>217915525Of all the black pussy they could have given Sisko, they give him her lmao. That black chick who played the captain in the episode Conspiracy as a cutie IIRC
>>217915525It's okay she leveled up.
>>217915506shut the fuck up carlos, I swear one more fucking time...
>>217915555>2 single kids from previous relationshipBaskinboi confirmed lorechad
/trek/ has some pretty good bants. How and why is this? Aren't you all supposed to be autistic virgin retards?
>>217915586I think everyone knows mcfarlane knows far more about star trek then any of the retards over at paramount
>>217915599the 1980s called, they are asking for you to come back, shits about to hit the fan
>>217915599>autistic virgin retardsit depends on who is in the threadsometimes we have great trek bantsother times we're screeching at eachother like retards over which shows suck or not
>>217915599Everyone who likes star trek is old now. you are posting with a bunch of literal grandpas
>>217915599All the weirdos typically associated with star trek have trooned out and stay in their reddit echo chamber pretending like this new shit is acceptable, I think everyone else (normal people) who respect the good writing and good episodes of the series’ past discuss it here and on xitter / other niche places and have funny things to say
>>217915628Im 40 most anons are a few years younger or a few years older then me, don't think most of us have grandkids I mean I do but w/e
>>217915657My daughter is only 3 but some people that I graduated with had kids in 2007. I should have said "old enough to be grandpas".
>>217915112Men had the 2 piece with the jacket and women had the jumpsuit.
>>217915599>Aren't you all supposed to be autistic virgin retards?/trek/ has no need for autistic retards. We find the one quite adequate.
>>217915687fair enough
>>217915687Favorite episode of Bluey?
>>217915310i always wondered what that guy's problem was. like, he was such a dick about everything and so unnecessarily. ok, yeah, he was rich or whatever. but, still, you wake up 400 years after you died/went to sleep, get cured of what ailed you, find out you're flying around space on a huge ship, talk to a sentient android, have your dinner materialize out of thin air from a box on the wall, i would think you'd show a little wonder and fascination with the whole situation and maybe even show a little humility. for all you know, for 200 years now, these people have been shoving assholes out of airlocks. why would you just antagonize everyone around you with your smug, outdated bullshit?and don't even get me started on that whiny bitch. but i did always wonder what lq sonny clemens got up to when he got back to earth.
>>217915713the fact that you discord faggots associate that moron with gerard will never cease to annoy me
>>217915737>but i did always wonder what lq sonny clemens got up to when he got back to earth.Lower Drecks had a FNN chyron saying he had a new album and concert. Hopefully he got some good pit woofies. I saw his actor in Leverage. He's still good.
>>217915742
>>217915771kys
>>217915736That Australian slop in forbidden in this houseWe have been watching TNG together over the past few months though! (she likes Worf)
>>217915788>That Australian slop in forbidden in this house
>>217915760>Lower Drecksi wouldn't know about any of that.ngl though, i kind of want to roll this thing in butter and buttfuck her to unconsciousness.
>tfw I told my doctor I didn't want children, was told I would change my mind one day, then I was left on hormonal birth control long enough to get a blood clot in my subclavian vein which had a 40% chance of leading to a pulmonary embolism at the age of 35, and now I have grand mal seizures and I'm still not even 40How has medical science improved in the Star Trek future, and am I staying alive somehow out of spite?
>Hey wanna come over and play with my cube?
>>217916032Fun will now commence.
>>217915917Shit I've been on B.C. for my periods on and off for over 15 years but am otherwise in perfect health. Doctors literally throw that shit at girls as soon as they hit puberty.
>>217916032How big is a Borg cube compared to robot Orson Welles over here?
She looks so much better with long hair
>>217916067not better enough to overcome her everything else
>>217916065During COVID my OBGYN wouldn't even see me in person so I was just unmonitored for three years. I wouldn't even be half as mad if the blood clot was in my fucking leg where people normally get them.
>>217916067It makes her look humanoid. I also watched most of that shit in my local dub so she didn't sound like a retarded silverback anymore either. The show was still garbage.
>>217916124>dubs over subs
>>217915525>>217915544Penny is great, she's got huge tits.
>>217914893HOLY SEXO
>>217916065>>217916097the fuck is wrong with you? nobody cares, fucking hell join a retarded girls support group or something
>>217915917>and am I staying alive somehow out of spite?You WILL have that gold.
>it's another "BF talks about her health because she has no friends" episodegood lord
>>217915915The actors for SAM and Jay-Den are both from Washington DC. Interesting.
>>217916236thats what old people have to discuss. weather and their imminent death.
>>217916066>How big is a Borg cube compared to robot Orson Welles over here?bout tree fiddy
>>217916243>he thinks she's oldsomething something dry aged beefers
>first time watching Babylon 5>finding it comfy as fuck>get to episode 14>"Rabbi Koslov!"
What if people just filtered my tripcode?
>>217915917In the 24th century, women have still not gained the ability to take responsibility for their actions
using a tripcode isn't meant to allow you to break all the rules on the site you dumb fucking cuntstay on topic or FUCK OFF
>>217916299what if you just weren't such a faggot, ever think about that?
Seriously though how would this fight play out.
>>217916362the borg would ignore the weeboo cartoon shit and just move on
This is the worst trek thread that has ever been.Shame on you all.
>>217916478>weeaboo cartoon shit>an Orson Welles movie
>>217916497I can think of worse, this one is very boring though
>>217916362Unicron is an ancient machine god, Borg are just space zombies, Unicron would just bite the Borg cube and they'd be gone.
>>217916362Doesn't the faggot on the left eat planets and shitI don't think a puny borg cube could really stand up to that
>>217916506>Orson Wellesyou have literally lost any pretense of sanity
>>217916538borg roll deep in voy
>>217916585Wait, do you seriously not know?
>>217916666>an Orson Welles movie>voiced some weeboo shit>an Orson Welles movieyep you have gone off the deep end
>>217916522and then the borg nanoprobes would infect unicron
>>217916666checked and>an Orson Welles movieStarscream, this is bad comedy.
>>217916711I should be calling it a Stan Bush movie instead.
>>217916740It's a Weird Al movie because you've dared to be stupid.
>>217916782I love the fact Animated hired him to be the VA
>Star Trek TNG average episode budget: $200,000>26 episodes per season>universally beloved by fans>Star Trek Discovery average episode budget: $2 million>15 episodes per season>universally reviled by fans
>>217916478>>217916585Are you a kid or something
>>217916287Did I see a clip of Archer rubbing his face in T'Pol's boobs the other day or did I dream that cause I haven't seen it since?
>>217917049There's an episode where that kind of happens.
>>217916920ACK costs between $4-10 million per episode and barely cracks the top 10 of its own streaming service the day a new episode drops. If reports are to be believed, the series premiere got 2 million viewers. Meanwhile the average TNG episode still looks better 35+ years later, outliers excluded.
>>217917115No one is calling it ACK bro, just let it go
>>217917133What do you call STD?
I still don’t really understand why Seven of Nine doesn’t just assimilate the crew
>>217917178Treatable with a prescription >>217917115The takeaway: low budget and a creative team = superior television. Infinite money + an uncreative team will never produce good television.
>>217917115I genuinely don't understand what the fuck is up with modern TV Shit like fucking Pluribus where there's FUCKALL apparently costs $15m to produce per episode, how the absolute FUCK do you manage to waste this much money on that shit unless you embezzle 90% of it?
>>217915523>You think Mary Magdalene bitched about the fact she wasn't getting dicked down anymore?You really believe that Mary Magdalene had no more children after Jesus? Can you really be that naïve?
>>217917220Dodged the question. What's your preferred abbreviation for Star Trek: Discovery?
>>217917229Even adjusted for inflation TNG episodes still come in at around half a million a piece. I don't see how $15 million per episode could ever be anything BUT embezzlement.>>217917258Anon never even heard of James.>>217917291You're fighting with some other anon, I don't watch nutrek garbage whatsoever. STD is a funny abbreviation.
>>217917258Wait you said Magdelene, that's not Jesus' mom that was his wife.
>>217917229Pluribus and Severance spend all their money on cinematography and cameras for that Prestige look. There's one extended shot in Pluribus where a jet takes off that must have cost millions and a whole day of filming.
>>217917058No way! I thought to myself when I sobbered up "That couldn't have happened in Star Trek."
>>217917335Yet another instance where IDs would improve things massively. I'm not this poster >>217917115 but I call it ACK (and I might even have been the first to do so). Anyone who objects to calling it that is a butthurt nutrek defender, what reason they may give for doing so.
>>217917049>>217917393douzoyou dont get big honkin bolt-ons if youre trying to hide them, berman cast the right woman for the job.
>>217917476*whatever
>>217917476just stop being new
>>217917512>ouWhat the fuck is that? No way that is Hepburn romanization.
>>217917570thats literal transliteration. do-u-zo.
>>217914464he's literally not showed up since the pilot, he's not in the show
>>217917579Do you spell ありがとう with an ou as well?
>>217917606its not an english "ou" it's an "o" syllable or mora or whatever and an "oo" syllable smashed together.>doh-oo-zoh
>>217917539Stop pretending there was any way I could have known I wasn't replying to the same poster in that instance.
>>217917512Ain't that the truth. Thanks for the clip.
>>217915217critically panned*
fucking douzos better bring me my gyatt damb radish sticks before I bitchslap them in the baloobius
>>217917666Tell them doumou arigatou for the clip.
>>217917694panned and found GOLD>t. 49'er
>>217917349Do you really expect me to remember every whore in the Bible.?
>>217917754Her name should ring a jezebel
I love how this DS9 promo looks like it's advertising a 90's sitcom about life in a big city.
>>217917802star trek magazine shits were always ridiculous
>>217915217>friendliness is earned>translation: I get to act like a cunt towards you unless and until you appease me sufficientlyThis is a deeply unpleasant way of thinking, no matter how you try and dress it up.
>>217917836I should have been collecting them instead of being a toddler!
>>217916318>isn't meant to allow you to break all the rules on the sitebuddy, nobody's home. doctrine only gets enforced when the voth ministry has a personal beef with someonehttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Voth
>>217916497it's not even close to being the worst
>>217917802gawd Nana Visitor was such a babe ugh
>>217917863I've got an old magazine from this era with a big foldout cross section of the Enterprise D. I'd try scanning it and posting it but it's currently buried in a shed under 6ft of snow so I'll have to wait until Spring to get to it.
>>217917956>>217916497the 2020-2022 threads were the worst they've ever been
I refuse to believe I am the worst poster in these threads.
>>217918035Since the LD spam has slacked off, you are absolutely the worst
>>217918061Alright, I will accept that.
>>217918061You ever notice that all the schizos just disappeared 2 weeks ago? Not that I'm complaining.
>>217917961Excellent genes. How old would she have been there? 35? The soft focus is probably helping, but still.
>>217918111They make their own threads now because they weren't getting enough attention here. There are like four other Star Trek threads up.
fyi Neelix jizzed all over Tuvok's sofa
>>217918169dont think his klang gf would let him loose
>>217918111I think that was one guy having a psychotic break and playing characters.
>>217918061he still shows up, just less regularly. he's even in this thread shilling tawny newsome
>>217917961>>217918154And she's 54 here, apparently. Fuckin' insane.
>>217918271Is that the "horse girls" guy?
>>217918271>shilling tawny newsomeTawny already won. Nothing to shill. >>217918329no that's me and im not the LD shill
>>217918339So, yes, then.
>>217918345do not speak to your shadow president in such a cavalier manner
>>217918329yeah
the most realistic thing about star trek tng from what i've seen is that star fleet command is either corrupt or retarded every time they show up
>>217918366It's gotta be disconcerting to you how overwhelmingly Nana at 54 mogs your big-chinned, man-thighed brown thing at any age. (Granted, she mogs a lot of white women half her age too.)
>>217915217I hope everyone involved in this episode dies IRL from some flesh eating bacteria.
>>217918339Won what? The Kentucky Derby?
>this was posted on Plebbit with the title "Tawny Newsome with some TRUTH..."
>>217914956
>>217918466If I wanted to read some faggot's blog I'd go to plebbit myself.
>>217918466she literally sounds like the LD schizo oh my god
>>217918452She is good horsey.>>217918434I would like to see Nana do improv as well.
>>217918466You would think a writer for a TV show would understand the concept of verisimilitude. I guess she is too busy self inserting herself into scripts to learn about these things.
>>217918487that's a direct quote from one of the writers that is referencing Kirsten Beyer who is considered, by Kurtzman himself, to be their resident "Star Trek expert" on canon and toneIt does read like some plebbitor's retard post but unfortunately it's a lot worse than that
>>217918527She's all about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and who is that Hamlet guy again?
>>217918510>she literally sounds like the LD schizo oh my godI am 100% convinced the LD shill is McMahan himself. Evidence: I kept drawing on my thumb and calling him a thumb and he admitted he looked like a thumb on the Delta Flyers.
>>217918518Improv is almost invariably cancer.
>>217918466>a mariachi band that shows up far too often????Once (in a Q episode, no less) is far too often?
>>217918559>Improv is almost invariably cancer....yes, and?
>>217918466>mariachi bandwhat is this woman talking about? the only time i can think of where that happens is when Q gets his powers back. it wasnt even a "high minded morality play", Q was celebrating>checks the wikiyeah, that's literally their only mention. idk why i expected her not to be full of it
>>217918540I wish Tawny would get her ass to a nunnery.
>>217918584kek
>>217918466>Move Along Home existing justifies shit like this happening every week
>>217918578And…I've no desire to see Nana or really anyone engage in it.
>>217918621To be fair, if you saw a poofter like him you'd say "That zesty purveyor of phalli and enthusiastic gobbler of knobs and vivacious packer of fudge looks like he pukes glitter," so they were just getting ahead of the bants.
>>217915303
I like Brent Spiner as an actor but why did he marry that super crazy lady?
>>217918666QRD?
>>217918666Nani?
>>217918666when your brains are compatible you just gotta brain2brain
Tasha Yar barely existed in Star Trek in any meaningful capacity and yet she’s infinitely more likable and memorable than many other characters who came after ENT
>>217917512
>>217918818>>217918787>>217918833https://youtu.be/iTnufRfiUmY?si=pb83rnYvy5W-k1q6
I love how I mention things like verisimilitude and character agency and nobody knows what the fuck I am talking about half the time.
>>217918864Cute
>>217918840Tasha got such a fucked up bad-end, she didn't deserve that.>you died!>but here's a chance at love and a meaningful death>psyche! off to prison camp you go!>now you're rape-pregnant>try to escape? your rape baby rats you out and you get killed>NOW you died (for real this time)
>>217918936I know that Picard was bluffing but he had to have known Sela was telling the truth because even Guinan told him that she was
apology for poor englishwhen were you when tosha yhar diesi was sat at home drinking raktajino when data ring'tosha is die''no'and you?????????????
>>217918912>character agencymy favorite character agency is section 31they are so free to get things done and they dobecause they have agencythe agency named section 31
>>217919032Heat is kil?
>late night counselling with troi
>>217918912Darmok and Jalad at shut the fuck up
>>217919136good show of agency and i enjoyed the verisimilitude of how you conveyed how actually annoying that gaptoothed non-horse-riding cunt dropping ismuch verisimilitudeso veritas
>>217919134>I sense that it is cold in here
>>217919134She looks like she smells bad but in a good way that turns you on
>>217919318yes, a hairy medi girl
>>217919318That's called being Greek.
as Kai Winn would say>Treknon Mou
TNGnewfag who just finished watching ‘Sarek’. As I haven’t seen TOS yet, some of this episode my have gone over my head as well as the importance of Sarek himself. I know about Spock though and I enjoyed learning more about Vulcan culture and it was a nice episode which felt like a Segway between the old and new trek at the time. Standout of the episode though was Patrick Stewart’s acting when he was going through all of Sareks emotions following the mind meld. What a fantastic talent and it really shows why he’s a fantastic actor. Nearly finished s3 and my friend says the best is yet to come so hype.
>>217919721That sequence might be the high point of acting for the entire franchise to be honest
>>217916920TNG's average episode budget was between 1.3 and 1.5 million. STD was 8 million. I don't know where you get the idea TNG was making episodes for just 200k.
>>217919721go ahead and just watch Journey to Babel real quick right now
>>217919721>>217919869you could skip learning about sarek and watch balance of terror instead for more lenardkino
>>217919721Yeah this is where TNG has really hit its stride and is just firing on all cylinders. The actors are giving it their all and the stories are so good and the props and costumes and everything is just chef’s kiss. Such a good show. I know there’s a lot of discussion about DS9 and VOY but let us not forget that TNG was the archetype for really taking the original series and just blowing it up a million-fold
>>217919897You know what's regrettable about later TNG, starting about mid fifth season?Obviously the acting and writing remain top notch, but they let other production aspects start to slip and become "safe" and stagnant. The music, the effects. Even the sets start to lack imagination.
>>217919779Paramount more than made that money back through syndication packages, home video, and merchandise. The cable model was extremely lucrative but every studio blew that up for the streaming direct-to-consumer pipeline.
>>217919779And $1.4 million in 1987 equated to about $3 million in 2017. Nevertheless, STD cost nearly three times as much per episode in real terms, while delivering infinitely less in terms of quality entertainment.
>>217920075Yeah it’s not necessarily that TNG falls off, more just television shows can really only last 7-8 ish seasons. It doesn’t end on a whimper, at least. For a show that goes on that long and where actors/writers were probably getting burnout they still produced quality. Just not that peak and consistent S3 thru S5ish quality
>>217920094Their ROI wasn't what was being discussed.>>217920107No shit. Everything nuTrek is trash.
>>217920075Its almost like the show was pretty good for what it was in its time, but also there were a lot of bad episodes.It's not the shining beacon of hope everyone says it is.
>anon, i am sensing you are tumescent
>>217914848
>>217920149No one considers TNG "a beacon of hope". Who talks like that? A straw man, maybe.
>>217915190The early DS9 uniforms started on DS9. They were adapted into the Generations movie. Voyager left for the Badlands during that time. The gray shoulder uniform was introduced in First Contact, and then adapted by DS9.
>>217914848Her toy from the movie line
>>217916097>my OBGYNYou're not a woman, you need a wound care specialist.
>>217920292Wow the sculptor really added a lot of...detail
>>217920318
>>217920180me asf
>>217920318lol beefers agencied xer character into a verisimilitude
Can anyone tell me what the fuck is up with the episode Hide & Q? Everything about this episode seems off. The characters make weird statements and Riker makes a complete turnabout. I thought it was a double bluff but no its actually him deluded in a blase way. Did actors protest against this one or was it fucked in the writing room?
You can only buy one, which one are you choosing?
>>217920643It was still fairly early into the first season, everything was weird.
>>217920685Which Revell model/s should I buy? I want a enterprise from the originals series.
>>217920275A child plays with toys, NOT a warrior.
one of the most "what the fuck, they would never say this" moments in S1 of TNG is in Lonely Among Us Tasha>captain! One of the delegates just killed the other and dragged him to the galley to cook and eat him!Riker>*laughs*Picard>lol well that's just your problem, I'm done dealing with this
>>217920753Star Trek has always had a racist undertone.
>>217920692Yeah but even the episodes people say are bad arent as weird as this one. The one with the african planet and the inhibitions one werent as strange and off putting as this one. Geordi saying Tasha Yar is as beautiful as he imagined and the weird dummy they used for Wesley. Riker was way off base. I mean he is a strange character already given his loose attitude and sexual harassment.
>>217920753If i was stuck with replicator food all the time, i would do the same. I would dine on Troi's sweet ass.
>>217920753>P... for Picard!That episode was a fever dream.
And then you get these weird interjected self-insert episodes like an alien coming aboard talking about how Wesley is the smartest most gifted person ever
>>217920804Yeah idk. TNG starts off weird, but then actually gets weirder around those middle episodes (Datalore is another where everyone feels more "off" than normal). Eventually they do hit a stride where the characters stop being retarded and strange but it's rough getting there.
>>217920753Season 1 feels like s2 of twin peaks where some episodes had Lynch and others didnt and you could tell which. I wonder if this was the reverse where Roddenberry rewrote old scripts that didnt work?
>>217920753Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Those early publicity photos from before Worf was added to the cast.
>>217921078>Wesley in drab browns As a Fall, he is the proletariat
Are anons finally coming together?
>>217921118Next Gen feels like soviet propaganda at times. The governing principle and system which is concrete and undeniable. The idea that there is not trouble in paradise. Murder, hunger and poverty a thing of the past. The only problem is the enemy whose beliefs and systems of thought cause all the aforementioned problems. Everyone is equal on the ship but some are more equal than others.
>>217921152Anons are. I'm not.
>>217921039fkm
>>217921253uh...uh... A miracle! Damn that shit's wild
>>217920685Probably an Enterprise, maybe the TNG or Insurrection one
>>217921152I need to come soon. Pon Farr is approaching and I cant find a mate. What does a female specimen feel like?
>>217921386Tawny wrote Sisko to be a worse father than Dukat. Maybe she does love DS9 as much as we do after all.
>>217921469>Maybe she does love DS9 as much as we do after all.Big Beefaroni, her opinion correct.
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>>217921455Bags of salty coins and sand
>>217921253i cant believe they made a jim jones episode, that was really in poor taste
>>217921555I like the Shat even more knowing he hated Wesley from the minute he saw him irl.poor wesley. jk you suck wesley.
>>217914958Underrated post
>>217921511Its true. Only a person who truly loves this franchise would self insert themselves as a Cardassian/Bajoran/Trill Dax.
>>217921603Imagine how his blood would boil if he saw the SA cadets.
>>217921597imagine all the Jonestown people throwing their kool aid at Jim while booing him as he tells them to drink it
>>217921617If you can't self insert as a spotted wrinkespoon what can you self insert as?
>>217921648>first and last bajoran hasperat festival
>>217921708I'd like to insert myself into Jadzia.
>>217921078Bunch of honkeys, looks like a staff picture of the local Cracker Barrel. I’m glad Trek now reflects what the real world looks like
>>217921753I'd tickle her slug if ya know what I mean...
>>217921753I hear she gives great hugs.
>>217921782>It's a Jadzia meets an old friend of Dax episode
How did Trills ever figure out that sticking a slug in their guts let them commune with them and become symbiotic? How'd they even know that the slugs had sentience in the first place? Did they cook and eat them for centuries in their primitive past? I would've, lotta calories in those old slugs.
>>217921842>Break glass in case of idea shortage
>>217921853thinking about Trills always pisses me off because they're such a stupid shit species
>>217921842>Everyone knows and loves Dax but apparently nobody bothered to learn how Trill work
>>217920415I would prefer that you shut the fuck up and enter the nearest airlock
I wish there was a Star Trek show that was basically like Master & Commander. I think Voyager comes close at time but I like the idea of space being and endless ocean and crew members other than the main cast having a chance to bond and express viewpoints. Mutiny's and the like.
>>217921853The slug's showed Intelligence by tracing letters in the dirt.
>>217921924I was just thinking this like an hour ago lol. It would at least make for a good episode, theme it like a classic naval pursuit / outsmarting story. That and Hunt for Red October maybe
is this thread basically the 4:3 master race? If so would that rule out ENT which is 16:9?
>>217921853One of the trills forgot to wear their bone necklace.
>>217921916>How do you do? I have a gross slug parasite in my chest.
>>217921979Yes and yes it bothers me that ENT is fullscreen but whatever, the world was moving on from CRTs and into plasma / LCD in those days.
>>217921979ENT made the cut only because everything that came after it was so much worse.
kill bajorans, behead bajorans, roundhouse kick bajorans into the concrete, slam dunk a bajoran baby into the trash can, crucify filthy bajorans, defecate into bajorans food, launch bajorans into the sun, stir fry bajorans in a wok, toss bajorans into active volcanoes, urinate into bajorans gas tank, Judo throw bajorans into a wood chipper, twist bajorans heads off, report bajorans to the IRS, karate chop bajorans in half, curb stomp pregnant bajorans, trap bajorans in quicksand, Crush bajorans in the trash compactor, liquify bajorans in a vat of acid, eat bajorans, dissect bajorans, exterminate bajorans in the gas chamber, stomp bajorans skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate bajorans in the oven, lobotomized bajorans, mandatory abortions for bajorans, grind bajorans fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown bajorans in fried chicken grease, vaporize bajorans with a raygun, kick old bajorans down the stairs, feed bajorans to alligators, slice bajorans with a katana.
>>217922020Once an iteration is made Legacy Trek, it never loses that status.
If I'm being fully honest, I think these are actually the best live action uniforms in the franchise, which makes it fucking infuriating that this is all they'll ever be used for.
>>217922052Mmmm, nah
Am I right in saying that Troi basically gets off on Rikers dirty thoughts about her? How would you stop yourself thinking about that cleavage?..... also could i get that Troi in see through negligee webm
>>217922052Looks like bad cosplay
>>217922052She rides horses.He gets fucked by them.
I'm not even joking. I want to punch Jack Quaid. I want to fix his retarded face. I fucking hate him.
>>217921853Tens of thousands of years ago the first slug crawled inside a half-dead Trill tauntaun style to survive the cold night. And the rest is history.
>>217922071>>217922091eh, I like em. Design looks clean and fits in well with what came before as an evolution of Starfleet design language unlike every other fucking uniform we've gotten from Discovery onwards.
>>217922132Plenty of fans watch primarily for the uniforms.
>eh,passive bitch voice>Discoveryway to out yourself
new @ 311make it so
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>>217922171I don't understand this particular schizo response, this is my first time seeing it.
There are six other Star Trek threads up.
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>>217922246my dick's up right now what's your point
>>217922268I'm sorry I couldn't tell because it is so small.
>>217922300My small dick doesn't bother me. Sounds like a (You) problem.
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>>217920751Is this some sort of Worf-Odo Tuvix abomination?
