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Bolton maiden
First for Tyrion
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Sundaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217965668What was Fatman thinking
>>217965650>before I read Fire & Blood>I wonder what the Bolton's will get up too, an evil time, they must have excelled>p-please send us food...
Could a wonderful anon announce exactly how many hours till the latest airing? I would look very kindly upon such an action. Thank you and have a good day.
>>217965672They banned /ecg/ and none of you were anywhere to be found. Why weren’t you there to protect your queen?
>>2179657001 day 20 hours friend
>>217965668Tryion Lannisters pro skater? Was he doing a rail grind?
>>217965668Sooo retarded
>>21796570044 hours
>>217965702HBO wanted us here
the battle of Redgrass Field, whateva happened there...
>How shall we use our giant for this battle?>Should we equip him with some kind of huge cudgel so that he can move down men by the dozen?>Or what about making one of those giant bows that we saw they had? Then he'd basically be field artillery and we could force the Boltons to engage on our terms>Nah lets just have him flail around like a retard>Can we at least equip him with some kind of makeshift armor?>no
>>217965737WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!
>>217965706>>217965715You have my fondness and esteem. May your day be blessed.
>>217965745I just hate how the episode ends in a deus ex machina. No scouts to report the incoming army but at this point it doesn't matter who cares. Why bother hiding it anyway, drama for no reason. Very stupid. The fact that they have a massive cavalry force kinda undercuts the boltons. Why didn't Jon ever go hmm I wonder if the Vale can help. All just dumb. I dont mind it until that point. The battle that is
....semoc eH
>this is my sworn sword he guard my wife, the queens bedchamber every night>why yes he is known as The White Bull, why do you ask?
>>217965702Wethortitended butthenitended whennedsaid nowitends
>>217965771>>217965745>highest rated episode despite being completely retarded and making no senseshowfags deserved the disaster ending after shidding and farding and clapping for dogshit like this
>>217965809It may not have made any sense but it was fun to watch.
>>217965809I honestly don't know why normies don't prefer Watchers on the Wall. It's more fun imo and a better pay off to the build up
>>217965737>This albino one eyed motherfucker loosed 20 arrows into a father and his sons unprovoked
>>217965824They're retarded. You have to remember most of these people think the show only got bad in season 8.
I hate what the show did to my goat Edmure.
>>217965851unc.. sit down
>>217965851I know that feeling...I couldn't forgive them after seeing what they did to Ser Dontas
>>217965745Anything after s4 is bad fanficThere's only one good fanfic that's better than the source material and it's not game of thrones
>>217965809Kit Harrington honestly carried that shit. He was an incredible swordsman action hero. The man made Pompei - a blatant Gladiator ripoff - a watchable blast. It was better than Gladiator 2 for sure.
>>217965935Witcher fanfics?
>>217965673Tyrion was a dwarf who fought in many battles where his life was constantly on the line. Him having atleast that level of body control was necessary to make him surviving all those battles believable.
>>217965668i hate comic books, there is something so sophomoric about these adaptations
Aegon or Maegor?Laenor or Viserys?Rhaenyra or Aegon?Daeron or Daemon?Rhaegar or Robert?Joffrey or Robb or Renly or Stannis or Balon or fAegon or Daenerys?
>>217965968OverlordThe source material plot and main characters were pretty shitty but the rest was good so it gets fixed
What happens if you eat a dragon? What about drinking their blood?
>>217965673>>217965709>>217965714Think it's because GRRM didn't really have a solid idea of who exactly he wanted Tyrion to be when he wrote that chapter. It was still very early in Book One.Kinda like how Guts was having sex with an Apostle at the very start of Berserk lol. For all of George's faults, think we can cut him a break on this one.
>>217966034What did you think of the Dunk and Egg comic adaptions?
Why did they cast Shireen so pretty in the show
>>217966034i don't know why we can't just have illustrated novels instead. you could cut out a lot of the literary bloat with a picture for every scene, instead of have frame by frame action sequences that make it look like superhero slop
>>217966086looks like a 14 year old drew it
I will take anon's side.
>my years of planning are finally coming to fruition, the lords have seen how insane my father is at Harrenhal over the last few days and the great house alliances are coming together to peacefully remove my father>i-is that a 14 year old northern tomboy that is critical to these alliances!?>i-im going to COOM, her scrawny, narrow, undeveloped hips are surely the best option to push out the 3rd head of the dragon. I can't wait another minute, I must crown her in front of the realm!>ACKwhat the fuck was his problem?
>>217966041AegonLaenorAegonDaemonRobertfAegon
>>217965731Dayne?
me mentally preparing myself to switch from /dunk/ to /hotd/
>>217966041MaegorViserysAegonDaemonRhaegarfAegon
>>217966120Why did that line sound so shit?
>>217966129I have to side with Rhaegar on this one. Hebe Stark pussy got me acting unwise.
>HODODOR
>>217965650>female Ramsay bolton writing a letter to Jon saying she's coming to the Wall to flatten his dick and force him to give her a babyGRRM fucked up not giving us a yandere bolton waifu
>>217966145He was late to the ADR session and said the line from across the room as he was walking to his mic
>>217966140>preparing to switch from /dunk/ to /hotd/How do you artifically drop your IQ?
>>217966129They talk about Targaryen madness but seldom bring up Targaryen retardation. The house of the dragon didn't conquer the kingdoms by being geniuses.
>>217966161>female Ramsay BoltonI get the female fans now...I do...
Top 5 highest IQs in Westeros?
>>217966140How could you keep watching hotd after episode 9 of the 1st season? Honestly, how?
Chaos is the latter
>>217966170Rewatch season 8
>>217966176>ywn have a Bolton gf who lovingly flays one of your fingers so she can always have part of you with her while you ride off to warbros...
>>217966191I lack prescience and couldn't foresee how it'd turn out before I saw it
>>217966204I just want a loving loyal cute gfGot cuties for this feel?
Bolton girls look like THAT?!?!?!
>>217966188Are they looking for a wife for king Aepstein?
>>217966140>people think Lyonel in /dunk/ is a miscast>HOTD: Hold my drink, wench
>>217966234The Bolton lords do usually marry pretty women (locking them up in their dungeons)
>>217966188in no particular orderQyburnMarwynBaelishVarysTyrion
>>217966188>Daenaera VelaryonHate this retconWhy did fatman hate the greens so much
>>217966249Fat chicks bring more silver
he bore the sword
I wish we could have seen the young Rhaenyra actress tell Laenor he’s lucky he’s been able to fuck the lustiest boys instead
Is /dunk/ going to have interim adventures/training montages after we're done with The Hedge Knight arc? Or are we immediately going into the next book?
>>217966327>The Sworn Sword is the second in George R. R. Martin's Tales of Dunk & Egg, following the story of the hedge knight Duncan the Tall and his squire Egg, a year and a half after the events of The Hedge KnightUnless we're waiting 1.5 years for Dexter to age up, we're probably going to have the interim adventures. But who knows?
>>217966302He's going to be Lucas Longinch. He'll be a great rival for Dunk.
It makes me depressed that they will 100% cast a black guy as Aegon I in the inevitable TV show about the Conquest
>>217966327Gurm already confirmed season 2 is adapting the sworn sword on his blog>>217966356Season 1 was already filmed 1.5 years ago and Season 2 is filming now so the time gap is accurate actually
>>217966361I hope they do so I can laugh really hard for a moment then just blank face shake my head everytime I see itProbably will provoke more emotion from me than whatever slop jewwood decide to puke out
>>217966361Not as depressed as I'll be when they cast a black as Lady Rohanne in Dunk season 2.
>>217966382They already cast Rohanne
The timegap doesn’t even matter, I don’t even think Dunk observes Egg looks bigger or anything let alone that it has any bearing on the plot. Probably they’ll use the seafight they were in and maybe meeting young Maester aemond as filler.Hopefully they go full HBO and fix George’s mistake and have Dunk and Lady Webber bang
>>217966361depends which side of HBO gets creative control over that IP, anonif it's the American side then it'll probably be a white dudeif it's the British side then yeah, it'll most likely be a black guy (probably Idris Elba kek)
>>217966140That chair is so stupid and low-effort, it's like something out of Beastmaster.
You would obviously need to revise a specific part of his backstory, but most of Varys' characterizations and motives could work just as well if he were a woman. You would also presumably need to revise how other characters insult this new version instead of implying they're feminine, but a foreign woman nicknamed "The Spider" shouldn't be that hard for a medieval crowd to slander.On the other side of the coin, there's no reason Ygritte couldn't be a man aside from the fact you need to make Jon Snow gay, which IMO wouldn't affect too much of his story. Jon leaves traditional society where he had been repressing himself, and now being in an environment where rules are a bit different (and where we know there's at least some dudes banging) allows him to open up.
How far does Raymun's line go? Is there a secret Raymun Fossaway cider conspiracy?
>>217965647It’s painfully obvious this /got/ general is botted. Replies come in at perfect, mechanical intervals, like some automated script is hitting “post” every few minutes, day or night. Half the accounts only ever show up in this thread, dropping the same phrasing over and over, sometimes almost word-for-word from earlier posts. The conversation doesn’t flow — it loops, repeats, and spikes at times when the board should be dead. Real discussion doesn’t behave like that; this looks like a factory of posts designed to keep the thread alive, not actual fans arguing about who sits the Iron Throne.
>>217966410>fix George’s mistake and have Dunk and Lady Webber bangThey do though. Dunk claiming her braid was a metaphor for him claiming her womb.
>>217966413THE GOD AR DEMANDS SACRIFICE!
>>217966361for what fucking reason?Because his mom is Velaryon?Jaehaerys's mother was a Velaryon too, they cast a white dude to play him
I am literally Androw Farman
who is eustace's actorhe has to be a good pick or it's fucked
>>217966188why did they make velaryons browni get they needed to cast browns butliterally fucking whythey are supposed to resemble the targs the mostthis image reminded me of the disgustingly pointless miscast and im pissed off now fuck you
>>217966447Can't have a white gigachad in TV. It causes all kinds of racisms and White misbehavior.
>>217966455according to leaks its picrel
>>217966461It's okay I'm pissed off tooBut the black guy yelling bastards is kino and he can stayThe rest PLS go
>>217966491>But the black guy yelling bastards is kino and he can staya single good act(ing scene) does not wash away the bad
>>217966461Stay salty, based Father will claim his birthright in S3
>>217966476
>>217966499That's true. No summer islanders in as main or side chars pls
>>217965745>>217965771It pisses me off how normies prefer it over Lannisters vs Dothraki where ACTUAL tactics are used and we actually see dragon used in combat for the first time>Incoming cavalry charge>Lannisters form shield wall + spears>Dragon punches whole through said shield wall and cavalry charge through it>Archers get together to try to shoot down dragon>Jaime's desperate charge to try to take down DanyIt was kino
>>217966506i dont know what this basilisk islander x gogossi muttbreed has to do with velaryons or westerosi affairs for that matter but okay
The black washing of the Velayrons was too muchThey're literally ARYAN it's in the NAME
Kings descended from Vaemond>2Kings descended from Corlys>0He won
>>217966516Lets say there was NO DragonCould you survive?
I hope Condal gives her an early show-only death so she can reunite with JacePreferably getting vored by the chad Sunfyre
what did the kid say that people are going crazy over it?
>>217966506Boring ass grey armor
the sworn sword is the best of the trilogy and it isnt even close
>>217966506I don’t even remember who that is
>>217966573Jace is more interested in being reunited with Luke
>>217966595>>217966615Samefag
>>217966630No
>>217966642shopped
god I wish Simon Vance did the GoT audiobooks
>>217966661Warhammer seems pretty strong desuSucks we never got a good representation of itGendry had his Warhammer but it was only used against CGI zombies, doesn't countMaekar has a cool mace and Aerion has a flail. I'm a flailgod so I'm pretty hype about that
>>217966525Kino moment, but ultimately weightless and inconsequential.
>>217966673
>>217966630boring ass failed tag test
>D2 releases some warlock update>my GoT rewatch is on the warlock in Qarth parttaking that as a sign and consooming
>>217966558YesHorses aren't capable of charging into lances, people forget they are sentient beings, they will panic and stopThe important thing is to ensure the men holding the lances don't get scared and run away, breaking formation, that's how the cavarly actually wins and starts mowing down people
>>217966697
>>217966703Every episode has one joke that makes /tv/ seethe i wonder what episode five’s will be
>>217966723Egg will supply Ser Duncan's weapons naked
>>217966723There was poop in the first one, penis I think in the second... What was the third's? I don't remember. Fart in the fourth of course.
>>217966723half the episode is flashbacks to Dunk in Flee Bottom and becoming Arlan's SquireThey have a lot to work with. Sewers and such. Dunk living next to someone brapping on him.My prediction is they will fake out a gross out segment there then have a guy shitting himself at the blackfyre rebellion flashback part. When he dies. They always mention the pooping when dying thing but have never shown it. A dramatic moment where someone is fighting and the music is heroic, then he dies and BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP poopy!! or dunk gets poopied on by a guy he's graverobbing
>>217966742>What was the third's?Anxiety vomiting
Why doesn't Bran use his powers to see into the future and learn how to make guns, you can't beat guns.
>>217966742The destroyed eye of ser Rhysling
li'tle lawrd
>>217966742I guess it would be the fisting song but you’re right that didn’t have the same effect as the others
>>217966759because it didnt happen in the future
lmao what a legend the episode was leaked
>>217966788
>>217966788Was it? Or are you bullshitting
>>217966835I don't see it on my sekrit klub site.
>>217966873You have the one where BobbyB is painting Rhaegar's chest armor
>>217966807just what the fuck was her problem?
>I wish my son have died
>>217966890
Do Targ brothers touch each other like they touch their sisters
>>217966408OMG blackfyre chadsWe eating good
>>217966933If your brother is Aerion, yeah, as confirmed by Egg
>>217966914Let me get this straight: Maekar has like six kids and 5 sucked, but Baelor has one and he turned traitor?
>>217966723If you look at that webm, you can see the bile drip from Raymond's mouth. Which means him and Dunk are going to both be puking. A lot. That will probably be the joke.
>>217966461i don't see how it made much of a difference. The silver hair is enough to mark them as not Westerosi, and Essos has every skin tone. To a non bookfag like me and my friends it didn't register as strange
why everyone says that this trial of 7 changed the course of the entire kingdom forever?
>>217966977Because they had 6 and then 7.
>>217966941are they really the only ones
>>217966943sounds like regular targs to me, anon
>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>217966263Why, who did he marry originally?
You don't want to wake the dragon
the dragon ought never lose
>>217967243Me, on the right
>>217967147Aegon's daughter I think
King's Landing "people" are fucking subhumans and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. The quickest glance at them and their living habits will convince any same man of that. Dany did nothing wrong. Rhaenys did nothing wrong. Aerys had the right idea. Rhaenyra should've torched them all too.
>>217966943>but Baelor has one and he turned traitor?No? I think he has two sons and they both die of sickness without having really done anything of note.
>>217967282>city founded by incestuous aliens is full of shitty people Yeah aegons abomination needed to be destroyed
>>217967342It's not even the incest. The commonfolk are horrifying creatures. Even rats are too disgusted by them
>>217966526All kings defend from corlys because daeron the good is aemons son
>>217967415Decend from vaemond I mean
>>217967415
are there any other fatman books that HBO can bastardize?
>>217967462shouldnt that be Baelor on the right?
>>217966435Have you watched dunk?
>>217967473Wild Cards
>>217967415Well no that still makes him Viserys and Larra Rogare's grandson. Did you forget Aegon IV and Aemon the Dragonknight were brothers?
>>217967462>the base of the skill>skill
Cavill will be in asoiaf and queers are mad
>>217967500Parker doesn't have the budget to hire Cavill
>>217967487Oh yea
>>217967512He'd probably do it for cheap if he thought it was cool.
>>217967523Eh if he's really playing Daemon he'll show up for 30 seconds in a flashback over Eustace's narration, I guess that's affordable. I think Daemon will be in full armor + helmet though to avoid locking in to an actor in case they might do a first blackfyre rebellion show in the future
Makes sense. Daemon was a real Knight and Warrior. Aegon just relied on his Dragons and was basically a loser. Being that his sons don't really look like him, aside from the hair and eyes, it was likely Aegon was also a cuck (the level of incest should mean the kids are incredibly similar in appearance to the parents). Maegor's father was some gigachad while Aenys was borne from a singer.
>>217967523He doesn't
There will be a flashback scene where we see Aegon giving the Dagger to Deamon and telling him he is the true heir and sharing the Arya Azai prophecy
>>217967644>hitting the brats with her shoeShe must be dornish?
>>217967669No, just a Bracken animal.
Imagine being an employee working on HotD and seeing AKOTSK taking all of the glory that should be yours.
>>217967361But Robert also fought nobly, valiantly, and honorably and he won
>>217967743You should feel a profound, suicide-driving sense of shame that you didn't have the courage to beat Condal and Hess to death in the writers' room for mauling the source material to push depraved agendas.
i will be honest, knowing nothing about the books, i thought the twist would be that egg is a girlhe did seem and sound sort of faggy in my defense
>>217967828Accept shota domination in your life
>>217967828Ok Aerion, whatever you say
>>217967644Look at the disgusting Blackwood cowards using their numbers to gang up on bitterchad They know 1 on 1 none of them has any chance, not even the mother
>ANDAL main character>Show is an instant successAyup. Valyrians can't carry a show. First Men can't carry a show. It's not been tried, but I bet Dornishmen can't carry a show either.
>>217967973>but I bet Dornishmen can't carry a show eitherIt's been proven because in hotd Cole only became fun when Gwayne Hightower joined him.Only Andalchads can be good on screen
I feel like playing these Game of Thrones mods before watching the series is a must. It's so much easier to memorize the world when you're actively interacting with it
>>217968000I mean, I understood the series when reading the novels but it's absolutely true it's hard to remember where everything is at all times if you have only read once that's "west of this other place" which is itself "south of this other place"For a short moment when reading asoiaf I thought Dragonstone was on the other sea It's weird to think about it now because I can easily point where the castle of many houses is located with perfect accuracy if you give me a blank map
>>217968000The crusader kings 2 mod is god tier.
>>217968000The vast majority of us are not that into GoT, man.
>>217968000Same, because of the CK2/3 mod I know all the houses, banners, where (approximately) everything is, by heart. (But it's a bit boring because nothing ever happens).
>>217967500why ?
>>217965672kino
>>217968141Queers are all for bloodraven because he's an edgy self insert magical character. You won't ever see a tranny say "beneath the gold, the bitter steel". That's manly, that's for people with blood in their veins, not onions.You can see them seething online as we speak
>>217968165>bloodraven is now a favorite character of the lgbt crowdhe's actually straight and has girlfriend who cuck him multiple times; what did they mean by this ?
Daily reminder Jaime killed Aerys not only to stop him from giving the command to burn KL down, but to stop Aerys from rising back as a dragon, like what his grandsire Eggon did at Summerhall.
This june will be the 15th anniversary of a dance with dragonsThat's when winds release date will get announced, trust the plan
>>217968213gdi forgot pic
>>217968238>trusting a plan from a man who claims to be allergic to plans
>>217968201Profound misunderstanding of characters is a hallmark of tranny dementia zombies
>>217968000A blessing (you fully understand the book as written by the author), and a curse (you understand it better than the show writers).
>>217968238DESU I won't be surprised if he went online, dropped trou and farted like the Otho 'The Brute' Bracken than an update of his books.
>>217967473He has a film script ready for Fevre Dream and has had some discussions with directors.
>>217968238if Gorge wrote 60 words per day winds of winter would be finished by nowthis post has 20 words
>watch episode 1 of the new game of thrones show>nothing happensWhy were people shitting and pissing their pants for this?
>>217968429words are wind
>>217965647TAOOBA!
Barth!
>>217968607Comfy knight kino simply is not for you
What if version of what happened to aerea happened to egg and his family
>>217968918>almost every Targaryen wiped out because of dragon cootiesToo kino.
>>217966573She never showed those tits, dropped.
Best battle in GoT? I think it’s the battle for the Wall then the battle for Blackwater Bay.
>>217969042Call me crazy but I think the battle of the Goldroad was pretty good. A rare moment in the later seasons.
>>217969080The battle itself looked good but it was surrounded by idiocyFrom taking highgarden in a day, to the plan itself (why would Cersei EVER pay the Iron Bank, she's going to lose all the leverage the unpaid debt gives her!) to the fact they had no scouts and didn't know about the whole Dothraki fucking horde in the areaJaime charing the dragon was cool but that's it really
>>217969042agreed
>>217969114Yeah I was just talking about the battle itself, everything else surrounding it was utter dogshit.
>>217966977People lost their heads over the result.
If Dunk was in the main books, and bore witness to the undue political persecution Queen Cersei was suffering from he would put himself forward to be her champion.
>>217967774That's what he says.
>>217969163Dunk would fight for Stannis the Mannis
>>217968918>>217968994what ?
>>217969163>>217969205Wouldn't he be at least 100 years old at that time
>>217969224Anon>If dunk was in the main books>If
>>217969223a targaryen princess got eaten alive from the inside by magical axolotls
>>217969237a more detailed qrd please ?
>>217969247Read the fucking book, dweezil
>>217969247
>>217965702Still here for her.
>>217959427>He is balding, with only a few tufts of orange hair remaining.?
>>217969247https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aerea_Targaryen
So, Egg's actor let it slip that George told him that Dunk survived the fires at Summerhall.Seems like the theory that Dunk is Coldhands still has some weight behind it.
>>217969293Those seem unrelatable by logic
>>217969293>but his height is never mentioned! Age + decomposition + shrinkage from cold
>>217969293>>217969309Why do you keep coping like this when it's going to be Benjen like in the showWhy would Duncan EVER be Coldhands, if he survived Summerhall he probably simply said "fuck it" and left to live life as a paesant, on the road, as he had always done
‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 is “coming sooner than we think,” according to director Loni Peristere.He calls it “maybe the most epic season of television ever made,” adding that they “dig into the scale and authenticity” of George R.R. Martin’s Fire & Blood.
>>217969324
>>217969334Whatever, its not going to be Dunk anyways
>>217969307Why? Dunk knew Bloodraven, and if he sruvived the fires, maybe Bloodraven decided he would have an use north of the Wall.And remember, you would have to be a really tall dude to ride a fucking great elk around.Sure, Dunk would be about 60 when Bloodraven would've turned him into an ice zombie, but magic surely can make up for age.
>>217969328
>>217969349Because Dunk would already have to be in the North to be an ice zombie, why would he ever go there, even after Summerhall?
>Battle of the Gullet on episode 1>Whole bidget going into it>rest of the season will just be people talking around the painted table.
>>217969403>why would he go there? Because he killed his king? It was that or suicide
>>217969426>tranimefuck outta here with that gay ass shit
>>217969328>‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 2 Part 2 is “coming sooner than we think,”What a remarkable turnaround, only 2-3 years!
>>217969426Book Jon shares absolutely 0 similarities with Guts beyond "guy with sword"
>>217967937looks to me like the blackwood woman is trying to break it up whereas the hussy bracken bitch is instigating. also aegon and daemon in the background cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhqlOQ1vHYmusic for sunday, only based anons will remember
>>217969414We don't know that he did. We don't even know for certain Egg dies. It's too far a stretch with our limited information to establish Dunk = Coldhands without coming to the same conclusion as Anyone That Didn't Die At Summerhall = Coldhands.
When I read the part where Jon got stabbed, I wrote a little fanfiction where they dumb his corpse over the wall and he got saved by a female Others who he eventually fall in love with to mirrored what happened with the Night King
>>217966140what a sad sad throne. couldve at least had some antlers on top
You can tell a lot about a person based on how they view Targaryens.For instance, inexplicable hatred toward Targaryens - a race literally hand-crafted by GRRM to be giga-aura Aryan-Elvish ubermensch - is overwhelmingly correlated with being a dysgenic freak afflicted with Tall Poppy Syndrome.
>>217969279holy fuck , what the fuck was that ? what happened to her ?also>Balerion was wounded and put to the flight by something more dangerous than himJesuswhat the fuck is there in the ruins of Valyria ?
>>217969293I don't give much weight to what Gurm says instead of writing.Coldhands is likely a former Night's Watch, he wears black clothes and calls Sam "brother". Not Benjen, that would be super boring and he's too young for the role.
>>217966191Because its still fun even with its mishaps
>>217969279this is why targ woman need to be kept locked in the red keep at all times
>>217969426This is an AI post. Having random images thrown in together with no correlation, clearly AI.
>>217969493It's theorize that she was attacked by firewyrm, basically giant fire breathing snake and one of their eggs somehow get into her body. Dragon might had been created by magically crossbreed firewyrm with wyvern.
>>217969493>things more dangerous than giga-dragons in the ruins of Valyriareally show how insane/based Euron is to have gone there and come back
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>>217969532>everyone who claims they're a friend is Bloodraven
>>217965647so why weren't the targs overthrown once their last dragon died? Maybe deep-downthe lords of houses didnt want the crown and saw it as a huge fucking burden, rightfully so
>>217969545from the last thread:there had been revolts just after the Conqueror's death but they all failed because the Targs had dragons; after the Dance, the lords didn't immediately realized that the power balance had changed without dragons because at that point they had gotten used to the Targs as rulers and they just shrugged at the antics and the misrule of Daeron I, Baelor and Aegon IV ; but by the time of Daeron II their discontent at some Targ policies had grown important enough that half of them went with the Blackfyresbut I think it's really Egg's rule who convinced a large part of the nobility that the Targaryens had to go, the whole southron ambitions business almost certainly started in secret during his reign they hated his reforms so much that i think even a lot of the lords who supported the Targs during the BF rebellion wanted him gone, when he tried to get dragons back they must have really panicked at the prospect that he would succeed and that they would be powerless at stopping his agenda, I bet they were all relieved after Summerhall and afraid other Targs would try it againAerys's madness was just the last drop and a useful justification, in truth the days of the Targaryens were numbered since the time of Egg
FUCK IT, EGGON IS COLDHANDS, HAPPY NOW???
>>217969527Euron was being protected by something far older than what dwells in ValyriaThe seastone chair is older than the presence of first men in Westeros, the Others, and the empire of Valyria
>>217969527After F&B came out, an anon theorized that Euron didn't come back but something wearing Euron did, and the tongueless crew of Silence can't even tell anyone
>>217969527theres supposedly dinosaurs in ulthos. Would be great if he expanded lore eastward but it prob wont happen
>>217969545Because everyone know that they couldn't unite the 7 kingdoms. The Targs at least have precedence to fall back to. Basically everyone know if they take out the Targs, they lose supports from other houses that still support the Targs
>>217969566DAGONAGON
To be honest all of Eggs sons seem pretty cold. Too bad their parents couldn't be hypocrite
>>217969545Well because why would the lords support another lord for the crown?It would just be another monarch.They could have all declared independence, but again, why bother, the existence of a unified westeros allowed for more trade, marriage alliances, and peace than a disunited continentBasically there was no reason to, the targs had to give them a reason to rebel by being huge shitheads, which sure enough they eventually did with Aerys successfully pissing off 5/7 kingdoms
>Be Egg>Say no more incest>2 of his children still like incest and ran away>Gave in because yourself also marry for love>The son then force his own son to marry his sister
>>217969559>>217969574>>217969591cool. sounds like reestablishing a new crown would've been a fucking pain so the targ status quo was continued out of simple convenience. all points make sense
>>217969616What was his problem?
Dragons were made by crossing wyverns with firewyrms that were implanted and hosted in human hosts, like Aerea. They burst out like chestbursters.It was these hosts that spawned the "dragon bloodlines", the dragons that spawned being kin-linked to the families of their original hosts.This is clear.
>>217969616>Be Egg>Say no more incest>Try to bring back dragons (incest is necessary to keep the bloodline pure enough to use said dragons)Egg... wasn't the wisest monarch.
>>217969545When the last dragon died, there wasn't a person left who had a grandparent who remembered a time before the Targaryens
Why is Tywin so difference from everyone in his family?
>>217965647
>>217969635>This is clear.Could you rephrase this
>>217969651We don't know if incest is needed since we got a bunch of bastard that can also control and hatch dragons.
>>217969665It is recognised to be so.
>>217969666>we got a bunch of bastard that can also control and hatch dragons.Targaryen bastards anonBastards with a decent % of dragon bloodYou can marry a non targ onceTwiceThriceBut how can you ever be sure there won't come a point where it becomes too much? Seems an unwise bet, especially since their legitimacy comes 100% from their blood.
>>217969655https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
>>217969681>Bastards with a decent % of dragon bloodEven then it's no sure bet. Dozens of dragonseeds were burned and eaten by Vermithor before he settled on Hugh.
>>217969655Is he? Tyrion is him writ small.
>>217965647Was maelys the monstrous ever thoroughly covered in the book? All I remember is lord selmy killed him and he had two heads. He seemed like one of the evilest characters relatable to the mountain
>>217969293>Egg's actor let it slip that George told him that Dunk survived the fires at Summerhall.Clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGlvEuxmoI
>>217969705Everyone of his siblings are more pleasant than him and actually like his kids more than him.
>>217969655He's personality and worldview are entirely shaped by his weak father that almost caused the destruction of their house
>>217969730Kevan was so based Varys had to kill him.
>>217969743His*
>>217969730You will find that siblings often don't have the same personalityKevan is Tywin, but a bit more chill, he's still somewhat similar and defends Tywin with every word he says.
>>217969426why is there always some annoying faggot posting side-by-side comparisons with that gay little rape victim manga?
>>217969328>all the season 2 trailers make it look like there will be large battles>instead the marching northmen and hightowers are in the end of the last episodeHotD really is just pure shite
>>217969781It's one of the jeets who constantly shits up the board with his tranime spam
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>>217969328>first episode starts with 30 minutes of tranny pirate mud wrestling
>>217969790They had Rooks RestAnother battle was planned, it was originally going to be a 10 episode season, but they cut it out for some reason
>>217969804>bottom left severed corpsebrutal
>>217969804>didn't even get to see itluckily we get "what would you have me do" spammed everywhere
>>217969804You do know that wasn't shown as a battle but the aftermath of one, right?
>>217969591>establish a functional medieval society>shit it up with a "power corrupts" monarchy because the writer hates monarchs
>>217969839That's the point: the big battles of S2 were unshown because the showrunners hate them
>>217969663
Will we see young Aemon in the first season?
>>217969816A shame Rooks Rest was pretty meh.
>>217969841You are right, how silly of grrm, we know this could never happen because feudal societies are immune to civil warsHe's such a shit writer, perpetual peace forever would be much more realistic.
>>217969856>yfw Egg had to have learned that song from Daeron, who learned it in a pub
>>217969545For 300 years the Targs ruled, surely they're more than cordial with some of the Great Houses of Westeros? I can't even remember an Arryn who is in disagreement with the Targs before BobbyB's rebellion.And some of them Targs (not all) are just, chill and people you can reason with,Also the reason why the Targ dynasty fell is because of Aerys and his madness.
>>217969880I thought it was very cool, the only thing I didn't like was sneaky assassin Vaghar, they could have made that part better.Cole, Aegon, Aemond are all great both in it and in what sets up for their respective characters. Rahenys was cringe after episode 9 of s1 and that couldn't really be fixed, so there was that.I guess a book reader could question the direction of Aemond's character, but then again, in the book he is made to look like an incompetent moron who almost lost a 2 v 1 which I consider much worse than the anime villain Aemond we are getting
>>217969883No dispute there, but the system was working in ASOIAF until the ruling dynast(ies) went astray, and the society, instead of maintaining what was working, devolves into squabbling balkanization instead. Even the crippled sock puppet they put on the throne allows breakaways instead of trying to maintain unity, dooming the continent into jingoism and border disputes.
>>217969545Because they didn't need to, Targaryen power was broken by the Iron Throne presented a basis for political intrigue and commerce, and thus self-advancement. It was in their interest to maintain the system as long as it benefited them, because dropping out first was too big a risk but remaining in it was easy. Especially since the Targs were toothless and couldn't even destroy houses that crossed them. When Aerys II went bonkers and tried he destroyed his house lol.
>>217969930First of all that's the exact opposite of the history of westeros:-When the targs lose their dragons the seven kingdoms stay together-When the Baratheons take the throne, the seven kingdoms stay together-When the Greyjoy declare independence, NOBODY supports themThe ONLY argument you might have was Sansa being independent which makes no fucking sense as Bran is her brother and is a show only thingAnd even IF the kingdom split up.. so what. Empires have collapsed before, It happens.
>>217969841yeah, corrupt ineffectual monarchs have never existed throughout medieval history. not once
>>217969965>Empires have collapsed before, It happens.Empires that work don't. Westeros had that, for centuries, and arguably still had all the structure in place to keep having that, but if GRRM's petty anger at Tolkien glorifying monarchies wasn't the sole motive for that shit ending it makes no sense for the North to want independence when it was benefitting more from staying in.
>>217970019GRRM had nothing to do with the show's finale. That was all D&D.
>>217969965I assumed he meant under joffthe vale/riverlands are kind of supporting the northern rebellion/independenceand the reach are declaring for a rival to the baratheon linejoffs plan for this is um "just kill them all lol! I am king!"admittedly hes a retarded boy king who should have never been given actual power, but his mother is a dumb cow
>>217970019>it makes no sense for the North to want independence when it was benefitting more from staying in.We have no reason to believe that's a George thingBran on the throne is a george thing, that is unlikely>Empires that work don'tWesteros is a continent wide empire, a civil war splitting it in parts isn't far fetched.Remember it's south american sized but feudal in nature, it's really a time bomb and its a miracle it can stay united at all.
>>217970051Well the civil war is not about splitting the kingdom (originally) it's about successionBut its natural that the north would ask itself why they should even bow to whoever sits in kings landing now that the dragons are no more. They follow a different religion, have a different culture, ethnitcityThe Ironborn too, have no reason to be loyal to the crown
>>217970018Most medieval monarchies were dysfunctional but held on through inertia and the Church. The Targaryens had a far more sophisticated apparatus in place that gets tossed aside as if it were dysfunctional.
>>217969885based drunk older brother
>>217969907Based Colechuds post
>>217970099We coming for that bitch ass, Cole
>>217970109>too afraid to face him meleeIt's cuckraven all over again
it’s making me sad how much the Baelor actor understands his character
>>217970122Artillery works
>>217970141faggot
>>217970110and what has ser criston posted?
>>217970133Why would that pain you?
>>217970133interview link?
>>217970145Die in a ditch, Aegor
>>217970157Nearing the end
>>217970141he just wanted some daemon dick in his bussywe all know its truethe gay runs strong in the blackfyre line precisely because of bloodraven constantly blasting weirdwood sissyhypno into their minds hoping that one day a blackfyre will seek him out and give him the blackfyre cock hes craved for eonsthe gifting of blackfyre and darksister wasn't about succession, it was a fat mans crude jape hinting that he knew his two bastards were little gayboys playing sword and sheath
>>217970179Weirdly hot
Daeron the Missing
>>217970222daeron the tranny jej
>>217970122>>217970141Cole > Daemon B thoughbeitHe fought vs dragons
>>217970099Cole fans will win bigly with season 3
>>217970222The Great Green Hope, merked like a punk
>>217970175Die in a tree
>>217970261uh maybe the historians(little funny man who never missed a chance to talk about hehe sex) just missed two guys blowing eachothers asses out
>>217970261Joy
>>217970277Nobody said anything about them having sex you degenerateThey work well as bros on screen
>>217970276
>>217970289this is ryon speaking, you know he means busting crust
>>217970151
>>217970324
>>217970289I initially thought that too because these threads are full of faggotry all the time.
>>217970261>>217970286Yeah they were the only reason to even watch s2 as everyone else goes full retard.
>>217970311
THEY WERE BROTHERS AND SONS
bake?
>>217970333kek
>>217969439>>217969781>>217969795Peasants.
>>217970222
where new
HotD makes a lot more sense when you realize it's made by and for fujoshis
>>217970728RYON!
What’s the rat catchers of akotsk
bake before I piss myself
>>217970737Duncan
new>>217970782>>217970782>>217970782
>>217967644Huh, this is the first time I noticed Shiera doing blood magic to the right.
>>217969328>He calls it “maybe the most epic season of television ever made,” adding that they “dig into the scale and authenticity” of George R.R. Martin’s Fire & Blood.lol
