shut up kid editionprev >>217970782
1st for Mace
>>217974270My loyalty lies with King Aegon II, wielder of Blackfyre, who wears the conquerors crown.
>>217974270That red bitch will NEVER have my CHEQUEY WATER
>>217974270/tv/ is a Dexter board now. He did more for us than the fat man has in 8 years.
>>217974314gods the costume design was weak back then
>>217974315may the seven bless him and all his descendants
sex with baelor breakspear
I've been thinking about watching this but I'm an extreme chud. Is this one of those shows that starts off good but then turns reddit or is it actually worth a watch?
breakspear more like bouncing on it 'til his spear break
She bore the tits
>>217974314Mace is another character D&D fucked up. In the books he is an "oaf" according to his mother but he is not a bumbling Lannister lackey. He is a forceful and powerful Lord despite his oafishness
What happens if you eat dragons, have no one tried it before?
Is the black Daughter that bitches at Aemon for taking Vhagar saying it should be hers the same daughter that Rhaeynyra sends away with the little Targs and some eggs because she never got a dragon (as in, not the daughter that sends Criston running into the woods)?
>>217974314>does nothing during robert's rebellion>wins>does nothing during WOTFK>winsmace the ace, haters will deny it. Only Euron's magical fuckery can possibly defeat him
>>217974357There's overlap between Chud & Chad enjoyment for seven kingdoms, like lotr.There are a few moments when ones chud heart hurts a bit, but it's only very brief, not like HotD.Season 2 might not be a chud safe zone though.
>>217974387Mace is about to get humiliated and killed against Young Griff and Randyll Tarly
>>217974386I don't know, I can't distinguish summer islanders All I can tell you is that she should have claimed instead of crying like a bitch
>I think that the reason our king Bobby B was as intensely focused on his love for Lyanna as he was is because he's actually in love with Ned. He displaces these feelings from Ned onto Lyanna because reckoning with the fact that the only person he's ever really loved is another man is beyond him.>Marrying Lyanna would have been the closest thing he ever could have gotten to marrying Ned himself, and more importantly marrying her could open the door to Ned himself becoming permanently attached to Storms End. Ned was a second son who wasn't betrothed to anyone. His future was uncertain prior to Brandon's murder. Becoming an important advisor to the Lord of storms end would be a suitably prestigious job and i doubt Robert ever had any intention of running the lands he ruled even before the scope of that job increased enormously. From that point on, they would be together for the rest of their liveshe was gay, Robert Baratheon?
>>217974370Sydney Sweeney as Shiera Seastar when
>>217974387>Only Euron's magical fuckery can possibly defeat himWhat if Mace does nothing?
>>217974420Yeah this is very obvious
>>217974387No, lord hightower is about to unleash hell on gayron gayjoy
>>217974357It’s under the radar enough that the Moloch worshipping Marxists haven’t worked their way as deeply into the project yet. If this is a hit, season 2 is going to be a total disaster flooded with blacks, sassy feminist peasant women, gay sex, and tons of subversion. For now, it’s good. Next season, they’ll probably say Baelor and Lyonel were gay lovers and Egg is trans.
Predict Dexter’s next big spoiler>the Night King is actually a merman
What of to spite george Season 3 has Helaena murmuring something about the books never being released
>>217974463Daemon Blackfyre really was Baelor the Blessed's son.
>>217974463young griffquentyn
>>217974463Ned’s still alive. They’re going to pull a reverse Robb Stark and staple his head to a direwolf
>>217974316
>>217974575
>>217974463Gregor Clegane is actually dead and Ser Robert Strong is a revived Sandor.
>>217974463>series ends with peace agreement fulfilled between humans and white walkers, Jon Snow becoming the boy toy of the Corpse Queen as part of the original peace deal made 10K years ago, literally the prince that was promised
I fucking hate the Tumblr canon that Jaehaerys was somehow a sexist or an evil dad or something.
>>217974331>gods the costume design was weak back thenWhat's annoying is that S01 had good armor and costumes, only for it all to go to shit as the show went on.
>>217974378>In the books he is an "oaf" according to his mother but he is not a bumbling Lannister lackey. He is a forceful and powerful Lord despite his oafishnessTrue, though I suspect Willas Tyrell is the brains of the Tyrell operation and everybody just lets Mace think he's in charge.
>>217974656Yeahh.I think they had to cut corners in later seasons because the salaries of actors just kept increasing.So instead of chainmail, have a sweater that looks like chain if you're not looking too closely.
>Would you like to hear the tale of Ser Duncan the Tall, he was always your favourite. Y'know, because your friend Hodor is his bastard.
>>217974622>Be Jaehaerys I>Whore daughter fucked Braxton Beesbury (and moon boy for all you know)>Call Beesbury into the throne room>Did you fuck my stupid whore daughter?>"I can't BEElieve these accusations! You must have BEEn misinformed">She already confessed to it. I'm having your tongue and nose cut off and your legs and arms broken>"BEE reasonable! That's so harsh I might as well be BEEheaded!">Holy shit this is annoying, you know what, why don't you go for trial by combat?>"Sweet, which one of these old fucks do I need to BEEat?>Me, you insufferable shit>Cut him to ribbons in single combat>Raise his visor to put your sword through his face>"Oh no! I've BEEn defeated!"based beesbury made that old boomer seethe
>>217974710>they had to cut cornersAKA: launder more drug money
>>217974738This was debunked.
>>217974747
>>217974738150k an episode first season1.2 million and episode the last season
>>217974786I’m sure the ever increasing number of producers had nothing to do with the money vanishing.
>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them. >“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut. >“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.” >“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.” >“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.” >“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu. >“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.” >“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut. >“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.” >“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm. >“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu. >Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three. >“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light. >“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>217974378>>217974696Olenna isn't going to publicly call Mace a retard if he's actually a retard, it's obviously a tactic so people underestimate him and lower their guard. Basically the Baelish tactic
>>217974331I generally agree, but in the case of Mace it seems to be deliberately the idea of>this is impractical and looks retarded because Mace is a pompous idiotSomething like Cersei's Queensguard is awful as that is the show earnestly thinking>this badass!
>>217974806My mate got catfished by someone using Ellie’s pictures. That was a funny week.
>>217974751
>>217974806>tfw winter is coming>tfw "Was it rape?">tfw Storytime with Old Nan>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch">tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity>tfw no chain>tfw it fits>tfw merlings were everywhere>tfw Ironprice posting>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos>tfw you were haeving problems>tfw Mummy Dorne>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros">tfw /TDQR/>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!">tfw Talisa was a spy>tfw Roose finally got loose>tfw STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS >tfw "Promise me, Ned">tfw "Was it rape?" Lannister Edition>tfw Double Daggers>tfw HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>tfw SAVE ME GREYWORM!>tfw bad pussy>tfw Stannis isn't dead guys!>tfw /got/ was put to the swordVGH, we must RTVRN
>>217974846tell us more
>>217974872>>tfw "Was it rape?"Well, was it?
>>217974806>>217974872
>>217974800Probably not good either.How many producers did they have in season 1 and in 8?
>>217974941If the names listed in the Producers Guild Awards for each series are all the producers, then there was an increase from 5 in Season 1 to 12 in Season 8.
>Baelor smashed in head with mace >Slow mo blood flying from his helm>Slow mo falls to ground, Dunk watches on>All the other knights miraculously stop fighting >Dunk runs over >Maekar, holding his bloody mace, removes his helm, not much expression only breathing heavily>Baelor now lying, helmless, propped up by Dunk>"My Prince!!" Exclaims Dunk, tears already falling from his eyes.>Baelor murmers something very quietly>"Moy Prince?" Dunk leans in closer>Baelor coughs. "I said 'well that just happened!' Haha">Poorly played recorder version - Game of Thrones intro kicks in>
It looks like they’re going to be making Daemon Blackfyre white. So Velaryons being black will be a one off Ryan Condom bastardization.
>>217974641kek
>>217975062he bore the sword
>>217975062I’m sure they will make his wife black
>>217975017hmnot too bad, but likely unnecessary.
>>217974454Season 2 has a girlboss character who's supposed to be a hot redhead so if they cast a moolie then we'll know it's joever
>>217975062>So Velaryons being black will be a one off Ryan Condom bastardization.Even going with the cropped canon, Daemon Blackfyre would've only been like 6.25% black.
>>217974855Egg and Aemon turned out very well all things considered. Right up until Egg burnt his own house down trying to cook eggs
>>217975112>redheadThis is gonna be tough for them.
>>217975086please god no. cavill can't act
sex with baelor and maekar
>>217975092Well she IS a Tyroshi nigger like Valarr's wife.>Daemon BLACKEDfyreayy
>>217975185i don't want him in there either but it would be funny for the meme since it would only be for two flashbacks tops, and if they ever want to do a show around the blackfyre rebellion they can just recast him and say "in eustaces mind daemon blackfyre looked like henry cavil"
>>217975062my cousin is 25% black and you'd never guess he's not full irish
>>217975112she has already been cast you twit
>>217975203tyroshis are always asians or dark skins so yeah, i'm guessing his wife is gonna be a black, but i feel like that's too on the nose making the blackfyres black at this point
....semoc eH
>>217975213>"in eustaces mind daemon blackfyre looked like henry cavil"kek
>>217975229>Attractive White womanThat's one hurdle jumped
>>217974357>I'm an extreme chudlol what a loser
>I’ve heard a lot today about Baelor being a good man, and that’s not true until it is. The story is about the fact that you decide from one moment to the next whether you’re going to do the right thing. And what makes the story moving and heroic is when people choose to do the right thing in spite of what they might choose. That seems to me to be an important story to tell right now in a darkening world.>I want to see stories about people who choose to do the right thing when they might as well not. You want to believe that Baelor might just as well kill you as protect you, and that is true. He might. And he has. He’s won a famous battle, the Hammer and the Anvil, they called Baelor and his brother. These two men have killed, and there is a familial cruelty there that’s available to Baelor. That he chooses to do something we regard as heroic is what happens, but it happens in spite of what might happen. And I find that thrilling.https://www.tvinsider.com/1245827/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-cast-baelor-trial-of-seven-bertie-carvel/
How good is the new show so far?
>>217975411really good so far
>>217975351>That seems to me to be an important story to tell right now in a darkening world.What do people mean when they say this, why does everyone think we’re living in some horrible time
>>217975351Looks like he did his homework reading up on his and Maekar's story. Fuck I hope they manage to find a way to bring him back in the future with Egg flashbacks, he's doing a great job, sad that he has to go out so early.https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
Cast him.
>>217975429Idris
>>217975421Are you fucking retarded? Don't answer, that was rhetorical question.
>>217975421are you stupid
>>217974270So, he's got cancer or what?
>>217975421kill yourself
>>217973077>>217973213>>217973322And you wonder why your inhumane views aren't more popular.>>217973444>>217973730If the solution to fertility rates declining is to fuck children maybe we deserve to go extint.
>>217975413Thanks nigger. I will give it a try then.
>Prestonigger still hasn't uploaded the episode 4 reviewWhat a HACK
>>217975477>>217975456>>217975489What, did something happen?
>>217975518For fucks sake anon, don't bring that back and forth into this new thread. This is not the place for you two arguing about all that.
>>217975553jump
>>217975518Please do not provoke the resident autist
>>217975351>the Hammer and the Anvil, they called Baelor and his brotherThere's a sex pun somewhere in there
>>217974934>>217974982I kick myself daily for not doing a ton of porn gifs with her when a2e was still allowing nudity. And yes, i'm too retarded to make deepfakes myself and also broke
I was watching the E4 just then and finished it and it hit me as to why Knight of Seven Kingdoms is so kino and its because its just pure masculine storytelling. I wanted to re-watch HOTD S1 after it to get back to getting immersed in this world but realized I'd have to fucking deal with all the whiny shit from Rhaenyra and Alicent
>>217975637>it hit me as to why Knight of Seven Kingdoms is so kino and its because its just pure masculine storytelling.No. It's kino because the main character is a good person doing good deeds and inspiring other's to be better as well. It's a good person standing against literally everything that GRRM usually writes about.
>>217974420Tumblr and it's consequences etc
>>217975411It could have been even better than GoT 1 to 3, sadly the peepeepoopoo stuff take a point from it, but still, from 10/10 to 9/10, still the best we got since.
>>217975704Those are the same thing.Being good and honorable is a masculine trait.
>>217975637Yeah I don’t give a fuck about exploring the patriarchy and its effect on resentful wine moms. Gimme big guy with a big sword and an even bigger heart becomes a legend
>>217975553*sigh*. No. Nothing ever happens
>>217975752My brother in Christ, kill yourself if you are this far gone in your hate for females.
>>217975421>What do people mean when they say this, why does everyone think we’re living in some horrible timehahadon't worry about it
>>217975704>It's kino because the main character is a good person doing good deeds and inspiring other's to be better as well.Surrounded by a cast of mostly male characters bar for literally one female character which was the puppeteer. I literally cannot think of any other predominantly important female characters so far.
Valkyrist's readings really are the best ASOIAF adaptations>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIcvMvUlmnk>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erbr99-dVFs>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULlAj3iXwQQ>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMX33DJt51g>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUuU0HVS43k
>>217975887Don't forget the best girl, Alice 3 fingers.
>>217975887Yeah you'd have to stretch the word important when talking about other female characters.After Tanselle it's like the whores and the birthday girl.
>>217975421This website is full of miserable divas who love to be dramatic.
>>217975719It's better than season 2 because it doesn't needlessly change the storyline and the added filler actually works.>inb4 but muh Tywin and Arya scenes
>>217975704Based, even the prostitute had a change of heart after Dunk asked her why must she be so mean.
>>217975974And probably better than season 3 if they stick the landing i forgot to add. That season was mostly carried by Jaime stuff and the Red Wedding, same way season 2 was redeemed by Blackwater.
>>217975994Earnestmaxxing is very powerful when you're a tall man
>>217974357>not only are we blackwashing history for the sake of "representation", we also declare real history "whitewashed"kek this show is so demonic
>not just a bastid, a TRAITOR'S bastid
>>217976024Even the apple manlet was cool as fuck for earnestmaxxing.
>>217975994Red, r'hllor bless her.
>>217976058This nigga should've played Doran.
>>217975421I dont get it either. I’m having a blast!
Your daddy raped you and your sisters? Raped so hard you’re infertile you say? Your own father? Oh that just settles it, Kiss me darling!
hey my niggas, what's that memetic loli-themed movie that people constantly make edits with? like with that fat middle-aged man in glasses smiling in neon tones?
>Baelor is a brunette>Valarr is a brunette>Matarys is a brunetteSuch........ Strong genes
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/a64917333/george-rr-martin-the-winds-of-winter-update-controversy/
>>217976543Why is this even talked about? He probably has not written anything in 10 years and will probably die soon. It is not happening.
>>217976332Brunettes have more fun
>>217974357>BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE B B C
>>217974270>The Long Night has a 7.5 on both IMDB and Rotten TomatoesWhat the FUCK? This incomprehensible dogwater episode that I'd never rate higher than 3? This is the most blackpilling thing I've read all decade.
>>217975086my fuarkin' king
>>217975185he doesn't need to act, he needs to look like a maidens dream and swing a sword around
>>217976564The new show has revitalized public interest (aka paid shills) so it's newsworthy again even if it amounts to a writer's blocked knobhead's nothingburger commentary.
>>217975086i'm gonna die laughing if cavil is actually a blackfyre, it will forever cement how unserious of a character daemon blackfyre is
>>217976737my guy the 3rd world has internet access
>>217976543I guess at this point it's just time to wait until he dies so someone else can finish it (it's gonna suck)
>>217976564George is a Hollywood whore. He loves the red carpet and interview circuit.
>>217976929And all the handjobs and blowies he gets from convention sluts, guilt-free because his decades-together shut-in wife is a free love hippie just like he is
>>217975185I like his person, from afar, he seems genuine, but holy fuck ain't that true. He needs to be cast in a very specific role to succeed and I don't think Charisma God Blackfyre is a good fit for him.
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)On the morrowwe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217974270TAOOBA!
>>217977079I love him
The Blackfyre Rebellion....whatevuh happened there...
>>217977129The good guys lost.
>>217977152Looks like they won to me, traitor
>>217976058My uncle looks like this(he's also a cunt)
Lollys Stokeworth
>>217977314Fucked by half a hundred cocks in a King's Landing back alley in the blistering summer of AC 308
>>217977314chinlet woman are so ugly
>>217977314
>>217977356Don't speak ill of Ser Bronn's wife, incel
>>217975086He's about 20 years too old
>>217977079he was almost too goofy and unintimidating at first buthe really sold me during the knighting, the way his voice projected wisdom, strength, dignity, and dominance sold me on him as the laughing storm, he reminds me of renly, robert, and stannis
dunk kino soon
>>217977129>.whatevuh happened thereWHATEVA HAPPENED THERE
FINAL TRIBUTE
>>217975158He’d be more than that because his real father is baelor the blessed who is half black, and his mother is half black
>>217977433He bore the apple
>>217977385Baelor looks older than he' supposed to be too, the real problem is Cavil as an actor
>>217977447HOTD season 1 we were all waiting for this sceneHOTD season 2 we were all waiting for blood and cheeseWhat are we waiting for in HOTD season 3?
>>217977523What can we wait? They are changing everything. I know the greenfags are coping with Daeron but we already know Daemon capture him somehow
>>217976737battle of the bastards has a 9.9 which is objectively more blackpiling. People sucking D&D's dicks after garbage like that is what led to the dumpster fire ending, I enjoyed watching all the showfags finally realize that the bookfags were right when we said all the cut plot lines would lead to a train wreck
>>217974370Well she looks inbred enough to play her.
>>217977523Bloody Ben Blackwood
>>217977447
>>217977314STOKEWORTH
>>217977195>be aenys blackfyre, have like zero support, offer to join the council peacefully for a Hail Mary shot at being elected but realistically pose no threat >Bloodraven kills him treacherously>”I sacrificed my honor to save the realm!”Save the realm is crazy. Daemon blackfyre HAD to be the brother he hated, cuz that was just petty
>>217974370born to reject Bittersteel, born to fuck Daemon once, born to cuck Bloodraven
>>217977553Nah they capture fake tranny daeron
>>217977588Treason cannot go unpunished, and any living Blackfyre is a beacon for traitors to rally behind. STANNIS would have done the same.
>>217977588>Daemon blackfyre HAD to be the brother he hatedi feel like martin set that up as a subversion but sometimes it really does feel like he hates the fuck out of Daemon, even more than Bittersteel
>>217977605what treason did Aenys commit? he never even made a claim till they had a council and asked for all claims to be brought forward
>top 3 most desired women in Westeros>easy access to moon tea>lets herself get knocked up, which would ruin all her prospectsAshara and Ned got married at the Harrenhal godswood, only logical explanation for her allowing herself to get pregnant. But after shit went down she had to keep it secret or Aerys would imprison or kill her. Then Ned was forced to marry Catelyn for the Tully armies, he did it in a sept despite Riverrun having a godswood, to avoid the Old Gods wrathall of Catelyn's kids are bastards
Cast him
>>217977653henry cavil
>>217977646You're retarded if you think ugly ass virgin Ned could get laid with Ashara. It's more likely that Aerys raped her or that Rhaegar fucked her for his prophecy crap.
IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYSSTART THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>217977653Since there is Cavill, Liam Hemsworth to make it even more all a meme.
>>217977653henry cavil but even gayer
>>217977631That he thought he had a claim at all is treachery.
>>217977653the cheekbones boy from Dune
>>217977691it's a claim whether you like it or not, now be banished to the fucking wall, live on in a tree, watch the love of your life get fucked by other men while you peep on little boys dreams
>>217977691Why did bloodraven go through all that trouble to keep the “rightful” heirs on the throne if he knew the Targaryens were just gonna become extinct in a century and he would put bran on the throne. He never cared about treason or the rightful heir, he just wanted to kill daemon blackfyres bloodline because he was the brother he hated
>>217977691>the thought that a legitimized descendant of Aegon IV had a claim is treacheryShut the fuck up cuckraven, you were rightfully banished for your faggot behavior.
>>217977588bloodraven probably killed him for some sinister blood magic ritual
>>217977708Still your dead tongue, dead traitor.
>>217977467women are so pretty, bros. it's not fair.
>>217977731Aegon Blackfyre is alive and well
>>217977653Didn't you hear the news? Gay boy already got cast as gay boy.
>>217977653Timothy Chalemet
>>217977653Who?
>>217977766Connington's catamite is just a pretender, doom already stretches a languid arm for him.
>>217977796Gaymon Blackfyre, he wanted Dunk's bussy.
>>217977796just some hedge knight
>>217977814you talk stupid lol
>>217977840holy btfo
>>217977796Daemon II Blackfyre, he's a likable chap, gay for Duncan though, pray for him
>>217977840And you die stupidly, as all traitors shall.
>>217977840kek
>>217977457No his mother would be 12.5% black.Making him half of that.Going by the Baelor the Blessed father theory, then he'd be 12.5% like them instead of 6.25%.He wouldn't jump up to 50% magically.There are more velaryons further back though in the other lines, so it would be more than my first estimate if you'd really tried to go with the logical conclusions of Ryan Condom.Aegon the Conqueror would be 25% black valyrian in the Ryan Condomverse.Because his mother is a Velaryon(who has 1 targ parent).>Ryan Condomverse breakdown>Aegon (25% black valyrian)>Aenys I (25% black valyrian), Alyssa (50% black Valyrian)>Jahearys/Alysanne (37.5% Black Valyrian)>Baelon/Alyssa (37.5% Black Valyrian)>Viserys I+Daemon (37.5% Black Valyrian)Jesus fuck this is stupid, they'd be more than 1/3rd black.>Aemma Arryn (18.75% Black Valyrian)>Rhaenyra (28.125% Black Valyrian)>Viserys II/Aegon III (32.8125% Black Valyrian), Daenara (25% Black Valyrian)>Daena/Baelor (28.90625% Black Valyrian)>Aegon IV (16.40625% Black Valyrian)so Daemon Blackfyre would be 22.65625% Black Valyrian according to Ryan Condomverse and the assumption that his parents are Aegon IV and Daena.If it's Baelor then he's 28.90625% black valyrian.Gets even worse if they decided that Larra the valyrian wife from Lys was also a black valyrian like the Velaryons.This is why you don't mix the races in television & film fantasy and period pieces
>>217977880not half as stupid as you live
>>217977749Even the ugly ones are pleasant to look at. It certainly isn't
>>217977557I remember seeing someone say something like "it was badass to see them finally employ tactics and move in with the big shields"
>>217977880>>217977914guys stop fighting, can't you see it will mean nothing when the others come
>>217977914My will be done, and yours forgotten.
>>217977814>>217977880Zesty little Bloodraven craving that blackfyre dick deep in his bussyDarksister yeah cause hes a sister taking that big brother dickwe all know itAegon IV knew it and thats why he gave them both the swordsHe wanted it to happen, he thought it'd be funny.And the war was all started over bloodraven trying to have daemon imprisoned so he could coerce him into it
>>217977957what's the others' tax policy? i might vote for them
>>217977896Reminder that Condom made the Velaryons black because he “didn’t like how white the old show was”. It was to meet a diversity quota and he fully admits it.
>>217977957
>you ta-ACK
>>217977997
>>217977880>>217977914listen to yourselves, if you were sons of mine i'd knock your heads together and lock you in your bed chambers till you remembered you are brothers
Why didn't Bloodraven use his sorcery to turn Bittersteel into a girl and marry her?Plothole???
>>217978013aye they'd remember they're brothers, in the targaryen fashion that is
>>217978013>*dies*
>>217978025Not sure sorcery could make Aegor prettier than his gold-dipped skull ends up being.
>>217977664>t. Catelynhe isn't ugly, he's just less handsome than gigachad Brandon. Ned wasn't some square, there's a reason Robert loves him while despising Stannis and that people genuinely believe he could have had a bastard. And the official story in Starfall from Edric Dayne is that she fell in love with Ned at Harrenhal.
bloodraven is that "bachelor" in your neighborhood who lives for the petty power his position on the HoA gives him.And yes that includes using that power to try and coerce straight married men into fucking him.His love for Shiera was just AGP skinwalking, all his pursuit of magic was an attempt to steal her form so that daemon might finally return his advances.
>>217978025Aegor was already pretty insufferable as a man, imagine if he turned into a woman.
>>217977965you already have been forgotten brother
>>217978013Big words from an incontinent House of turncloaks, who betray their own loyal bannermen to curry favor with a mob of religious zealots, while letting avowed traitors go free and unpunished.
*sigh*
>>217977433this dude is fucking crazy lmao
>>217978119the word curry now comes to my mind too
>a thousand eyes and o-ACK
>>217978141the one eye is his winking arsehole
>>217978136It's a fun word, even as food.
>>217977314Did she get raped in the show? One of my favorite lines from AFFC is when Cersei tells Falyse: "You're lackwit sister gets herself raped by half of King's Landing and Tanda thinks to honor the bastard with my father's name? I think not"
Blackwood when faced with death: cries and begs for mercyBracken when faced with death: “we choose fire”
>>217978076I imagine Robert and Brandon are more like 9-10s out of 10 in their primes, wild and charismatic.While Ned is more of a 7, who maybe looks like a 9 if he's really your type, maybe something like that could've been true for Ashara.
>>217977433I kneel
>>217978185Looking kind of rough there, boss
would the entire trial have been avoided if daeron didn't lie?Baelor makes it sound like he could have swept it under the rug if it was just beating aerion
>>217977944director thought he was big brained because he copied shit from the most famous battle in history, but ignoring a bunch of factors required for it to make sense>Jon has a fucking massive giant with him that could break any shieldwall- to get around this Jon is made a retard who doesn't give the giant a basic weapon or any kind of armor>only reason Cannae envelopment happened is because all the dust in the air stopped the Romans from seeing what was happening until it was too late>sansa for some reason doesn't mention the Vale being on there way>Boltons somehow don't get word of the massive army marching over 1000 milesthe entire thing required turning off your brain and enjoying the slop spectacle, there were just as many plot holes that people bitched about in the final seasons but retards chose to ignore it and it made D&D even lazier>>217977973one Stark boy toy each generation
A lot of people don't know, the Blackwoods were actually welcomed into the lands of the Brackens as refugees (like the Manderlys). Unlike the Manderlys (who are faithful to the Starks), they paid the Bracken's kindness back with evil
>>217978211
>>217977766>>217977814>>217977840>>217977880>>217977914>>217977965>>217978118why am i actually fucking with the cringe rp dialogue here
>>217978248Other way around.Brackens are *ndal immigrants from essos.
>>217978211>Gets front row seat to willems execution What a treat
>>217978185This is how you know George wasn’t involved
>>217978268Nah they are first men and kings of the riverlands. The Blackwoods betrayed them after the brackens took them in after the starks exiled them from the north
>>217978268Both Brackens and Blackwoods are First Men.
>>217978287>grrm blogging about how the bracken should've stammered and pissed himself while saying he's too dishonorable to join Daemon's objectively just cause
>>217978175>Did she get raped in the show?No mention of it.
Who's the best "giant" warrior in ASoIaF?Maelys the Monstrous? Robert Baratheon? Duncan the Tall? The Mountain? The Hound?For me, it's Sandoq the Shadow, shows up with Viserys II older wife, has the coolest weapons ever, kills a dozen Peake fags at once, makes everyone on the small council shit themselves and just leaves the story forever.
>>217978190>maybe something like that could've been true for Ashara.>entire life is arrogant Dornish and Southern men trying to impress her>every shining knight in the South has tried to fuck her>Ned shows up with quiet Northern swag and charms herthere's also the fact that despite being a 2nd son at the time, Ned is still a catch. Robert or Jon Arryn would have 100% found an excuse to give him lands at some point, would have become a bidding war if Brandon wanted to keep Ned in the North. Strong chance whoever marries Ned has their grandchildren ruling the Stormlands or Vale in the future
>>217978360the big guy warrior tier list needs to be made, honestly i dond't think Robert counts, he is a big guy but not a big guy you knowi'd say Sandoq or the Mountain that rides, Maelys is also up there cause he was fast as fuck apaprently
>>217978076>>217977646I'm very curious what is up with the Daynes. The story most of the characters believe doesn't jibe with Ned Dayne seeming fondness for the Starks. >Some guy knocks your aunt up with a bastard>He then kills your uncle>Leaves your dishonored aunt to kill herself so he can wed some Tully skank>you still have respect/fondness for him
>>217978360Strong Belwas kills champions and shits in your city's direction
>>217978360Ser Walder, aka Hodor form the timeline the evil Bran didn't scramble his brains. He went down south with Robb, killed Jaime Lannister (Rickard Karstark's sons didn't die btw) and Walder Frey was so intimidated by him, he didn't do the Red Wedding.
>>217978360Sandoq > Maelys > Duncan > Mountain > Hound > Boar > Robert
>>217978360this is gonna sound crazy but i'm rooting for prime Duncan, he has the endurance to pull through
>>217978444You are just enchanted by hopecore, anon
>>217978248>the Blackwoods were actually welcomed into the lands of the Brackens as refugeesThey're Northern agents, sent south to establish a fallback position if the Wall gets breached and the North falls to the Others.
>>217978360>Who's the best "giant" warrior in ASoIaF?Butterbumps
>>217978424Arthur and ashara Dayne are still alive
>>217978360greatjon is underrated, guy has been fighting wildings since he could walk and made it through 3 wars without a scratch on him(other than grey wind eating a few fingers at dinner) while fighting in the vanguard in every battle. If he chose to be a fag and compete in tourneys regularly he would be a legend. Northern fighters are always underrated despite the fact every time an actual war breaks out they punch above their weight. Winter Wolves were 2000 Northern boomers who destroyed 3 armies before the Greens had to use dragons on them. It took betrayal to take out Robb's army
>>217978360Prime Robert beats all
>>217978360I'm leaning towards Maelys or Sandoq.
>>217978479i know you want to beleive he could beat any of those other giants same as me
>>217978428Starks were retarded for letting all of Old Nan's sons die in wars before they had sons. They should have given them lands and had them breeding an army of 7ft monsters>>217978512Arthur no, but Ashara makes sense if only because in Dance GRRM randomly decided to dump more backstory about her than we got in every other book combined. No reason to do that unless she becomes relevant again.
>>217978556Hell yeah, man
>>217978585>https://memorysorrowthorn.fandom.com/wiki/Camaris>series that inspired George to make Asoiaf >the worlds greatest swordsman with a magic sword is presumed to have died years ago but returns as an old man late in the story After George confirmed dunk lives after summerhal, these old theories are seeming more and more likely
>>217977433it's nice that these dudes that fun with the role.
What's house Fossoway's bankai?
>>217978765You killing yourself, /a/fag
>>217978765cyanide cider
>>217978360Duncan, obviously. It's not even a question.
>>217978613
>>217978006when it happens in season 3, all of twitter/TikTok will rage that a potential gay king get humiliated in such a way
>>217978908I was gonna say that hopefully his advances will be seen as too creepy so they're okay with it, but then it's just bad representation
>>217978677I don't seen a scenario where Arthur Dayne is alive and yet allows Jon to go to the Wall. Or jerks off after learning Dany has dragons
>>217975185Cavill can act very specific types of characters, he was convincing as Geralt and was good in the spy flicks such as Man from UNCLE. But I don't think ASOIAF characters would fit him well unless he was some nameless henchman that'd be cool.
>>217976332Maekar and his spawnlings got all the Targ genes
>>217978556i really like how they made dunk look like an absolute unit in some sceneslike you can tell that the actor isn't really THAT tall, he's 6'5" not 6'11" but they use the right camera angles and perspective tricks to make him really look like a unit. it probably helps that the actor has a wide strong bone structure as well
GRRRNRRRNTRGGGGGGGH
>>217976916I think there's a chance Winds will come out before the end of the decade if GRRM survives that long. Dream is 100% going to be a compilation of his unofficial works released posthumously by his estate like the Silmarillion was for Tolkien
>>217979065>like you can tell that the actor isn't really THAT tall, he's 6'5" not 6'11">not that allyou're a retarded nigga
>enemy is using war lances>GUYS WHAT IF WE USE TOURNEY LANCESDunk the Lunk. Thicker than a castle wall.
>>217979101>Dream is 100% going to be a compilation of his unofficial works released posthumously by his estate like the Silmarillion was for TolkienMakes sense with the title.
>>217979113it was baelor's idea
>>217974463Who the fuck is Dexter?
>>217979107i live in Croatia anon, the average high school guy is like 6'4" here6'5" is quite tall compared to world average but not so tall that to give someone the moniker of "_____ the Tall"
>>217979158Egg
>>217977610Someone once pointed out that the "bishonen" for lack of a better term characters in the series never really get happy endings, or they get their looks taken from them like Jaime and Loras (presumably). Might just be George's biases as a resentful fat nerd or he just finds it easier to write characters like that.
>>217979061The term is Maekarlings
>>217979166when the ESL shtiter speaks, I don't listen
So when did Dunk fuck his way into the Tarth bloodline?When? Where? How?
>>217979222Maekaryans
>>217979166It's also tall for a medieval society, we've grown a lot taller over time.IIRC pre agrarian societies were taller than agrarian, but then they dropped, start climbing slowly and had another drop with industrialization, and then we had a growth spurt since the 19th century.I'd like for him to be properly tall too though.
>>217979166>the average high school guy is like 6'4"No they’re not
TODAY IS THE DAY
There's no greater proof that Jon is a Targaryen than the weird thing he has going on with Arya.
>>217979232In a few years when eggs sister is of age. Dunk knocks her up and she’s swiftly married off to Tarth before her pregnancy becomes public knowledge
>>217979294>here’s your honourable knight bro
>>217977646>lets herself get knocked up, which would ruin all her prospectsThat proves her fertility, that's a bonus.
I hope Brienne finds out about her relation to Dunk at some point. That would give her the valor boost and vindication she needs.
>>217974622>Tumblr canonis that where the theory that he molested his daughters come from ?some people appears to think this explains Saera's love/hate relationship with him
>>217978424 >you still have respect/fondness for himMaybe the Daynes have the same type of autistic honor that the Starks have, so they get past kilings as long as they felt like it made sense
>>217979356She raped him dude
>Dunk was never married>therefor all his kids are bastards>Brienne is Dunk's descendent>it follows that one of Dunk's bastards married into Tarth's line of successionMaybe Dunk earned a bunch of money from all his adventures and the ruler of Tarth accepted a marriage to bring that wealth into their family.I don't see any other way it could have happened.
>>217979230Dunk is canonically 6'11" nigger i don't give a shit about how retarded you wanna be, all i'm saying is i appreciate that the camerawork plays up the actor's height to make up for the fact he's not as tall as book Dunk
>>217979467I thought she tried to rape Egg
what happens here?
>>217979513But their island is made of sapphires!
>>217979166>i live in Croatia anon, the average high school guy is like 6'4" herethe dinarid genetics stands undefeated
>>217979535unicorns
>>217979535Rickon Stark's "New Winterfell"
>>217979535Cannibals and blood magicks
>>217979166Ne jebi, brate. Prosječna visina mladih muškaraca u Dalmaciji (koji su ujedno najviši u državi) je 184 cm, iliti malo više of 6'.For the English speakers: the tallest guys in the tallest part of the country have an average height of 184 cm, or just above 6'.
>>217979535LORD SKAGOS FUCKS HIS SHEEP
>>217979535cannibalism according to most characters and according to Roose, lords rape cucking hsubands on their wedding night
>>217979166oh word? i didnt realize the show took place in 21st century croatia.
>>217979573what the FUCK are the First Men's problem?
>>217979232Egg had a sister. Need I say more
>>217979579believe it or not the show is filmed in the 21st century western world and picks actors from that particular population pool, and this makes Dunk seem not as tall because all the other characters are way taller than they'd be in the book
>>217979579>oh word? i didnt realize the show took place in 21st century croatia.anon do you know where they shot King's Landing scenes in GoT ?
>>217979620Wonder what Aerion was bitching about then
>>217979651He was just joking
>>217979166>i live in Croatia anon, the average high school guy is like 6'4" hereSee, if you'd said Estonia, I'd have believed you.
>>217979640First season, Malta. Interiors, Northern Ireland.Then Croatia was used.But so was Spain.
>>217979628are you retarded? dunk is noticably taller than most everyone around him. so he goes by the tall. referencing croatian high schoolers is a total nonsequitur both in the context of the original narrative and the show as it is cast because they very intelligently didnt hire a bunch of 6'5" croatians to play the rest of the roles. kill yourself.
>>217979166Belated congratulations on joining the Eurozone.
MIssy Blackwood brutally titmogged by top ranked Bracken Stacy
>>217979677
>>217979441Pretty much.
>>217979417Well she is wearing Dunk's shield while stumbling around the Riverlands. Someone is bound to tell the giant of woman that she reminds them of another really tall person.
>>217979651No w*man is as cute as egg
>>217978556>>217979267GEEEEEEEET>inhalesHYPE!
>>217979731Miss Blackwood had three children, the Bracken pig had one. There’s a lesson there
>>217979596https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/First_nightthe First Men sincerely thought it was an honor for their wives to be fucked by a man stronger and richer than themin general they had a strong streak of bride kidnapping and rape marriageto this day Wildlings in the North and clansmen in the Vale carry women both from their own people and from their civilized neighborsthis is to the point that wildling women regard the situation as normal; if another man try to carry them they will fight back as it is expected but if he acts dominant enough, they will submit to their kidnappers, for them it is the casual way of datingand it's even worse with the customs of the Ironborn who also have a lot of First Men blood
The real redpill is that Joanna Lannister’s father was actually Dunk. So Jaime is still doing incest.
>>217979684>See, if you'd said Estonia, I'd have believed you.Not him, but the tallest people in the world live in the dinaric alps, I generally think of montenegro though when I think of tall dinaric alps people.I think he's a little bit hyperbolic, but in certain areas of croatia that totally makes sense.
>>217979535Cannibal the dragon lives there eating unicorns>>217979596>has a problem with the first nightin the Norf the weak still fear the strong as the Old Gods intended
>>217979731god her ass is phat too
>>217979770Yeah, keep the Bracken hambeast as the side dish but father your lineage with superior Blackwood genetics
>>217979749>Cersei burning the tower>the Whispers>Jaime and Red Ronnet>Jaime and Genna>Septon Meribald>Brienne fighting the rest of the Mummerswhat a shame none of this made it onto the show. especially Brienne defending the children which is one of the best scenes in all the books
>>217979628Even then George overexaggerates. William Marshal (who is basically the only historical analog there is to Dunc, and since GRRM loves his Anglo history, he probably ripped Marshal to make Dunc) was known to be a very large man, but generally it's estimated he was maybe a few inches over 6 foot. Edward the Black Prince was 5'6" for comparison.
Holy Bracken bloodline would've saved the Targaryens.Shame that Bloodraven betrayed them.
>>217979822>superior genetics>produced some deformed albino freak
>>217979861Buttersteel was from the Bracken line, he wasn't saving jack
>>217979770Yeah, that quality is better than quantity when it comes to heirs
>>217979893He tried.
>>217979441>theory that he molested his daughters does anyone believe that this theory about Jaehaerys is plausible ?
>>217979887That's called "winning" in Melnibone
>>217979901Painfully untrue.
Shame grrm is such a hater and said Bittersteel probably had no children.Barba Bracken's superior genes, lost to time.
>>217979953Plenty of other chlamydia-ridden Bracken tavern sluts around
>>217979901Ridiculous cope
>>217979953blackwood genes produced Azor Ahai and the Prince that was Promised
>>217979535Ibbish diaspora aka first men
>>217980043Azor Ahai was Chinese
>>217979528That was Rhae with a love potion, the other sister and likely the Brienne ancestor was Daella who Egg was going to marry before he went rogue with Black Betha
>>217979770>Miss Blackwood had three childrenThree too many
>>217980111Fuck off, Jonos
>>217979267That's not Baelor and Maekar, it's Aerion whacking dunk with one of these. Aerion uses a flail, Maekar uses a mace.
>>217980160thats clearly not Aerions helmetif you look at the teaser, its clearly maekar striking baelor
>>217979715>referencing croatian high schoolers is a total nonsequiturno it isn't, i think you're just too stupid to understand the flow of the conversationi'll try to simplify>BOOKSDunk is SER DUNCAN THE TALL because he's 6'11" in a medieval world full of medieval-sized people - which means not only is Dunk turbo tall but everyone else around him is shorter than in today's world. so the height contrast is not created just by him being massive but by everyone else being a bit small as well - hence his moniker of THE TALL>showthe Dunk actor is 6'5" which while tall is still over a head shorter than book Dunk, but he's also surrounded by modern actors from the modern world who are all much bigger than the medieval characters they're supposed to be portraying. so the height contrast is lessened not only because the Dunk actor isn't as tall but because everyone around him on-screen is bigger than they should be. the show cleverly avoids this problem through smart usage of angles and camera/perspective tricks to make the Dunk actor look even bigger, but without those tricks there'd really be no reason for him to be THE TALL in the show because he's really not that freakishly tall - 6'5" is not that uncommon at least among young men in Europe today, and someone of that height does not stand out to the point where people would describe them solely through their height
>>217980179Why is Lyonel using a sword when tag teaming Maekar with Baelor? They fucked up, he should have his axe(Egg was even swinging it around).
Why did the Blackfyres want to leave Essos and rule Westeros anyway? The free cities are way nicer than the shithole that is Westeros, and they were rich as fuck from Golden Company money. I would just chill out in some palace in Lys.
>>217980279Legitimacy, and the Free Cities are constantly warring with themselves and everyone else, eventually you'd just get sick of it and want a stable place and that was the united Westeros.
>>217980279Still small fish in essos.Westeros they could be big fish.
>>217980279the golden company pretty much runs essos if not the iron bank, but they have a goal to achieve and that is sitting a blackfyre on that throne by any means, even if they have to hijack the targaryen name which should've been Daemons to begin with
>>217980332>Still small fish in essos.the golden company???
>>217980245no one cares, retard
>>217980341>even if they have to hijack the targaryen name which should've been Daemons to begin witht. Daemon Not-A-Targaryen
>>217980359not even a city state
>>217980341>the golden company pretty much runs essos if not the iron bankDelusional
>>217980341lmao the blackfyre shits are losing it
>>217980457>>217980457>>217980457
>>217980341BENEATH THE COPE, THE BITTERSEETHE.>All the skulls were grinning, even Bittersteel's on the tall pike in the center. What does he have to grin about? He died defeated and alone, a broken man in an alien land.>—thoughts of Jon Connington
>>217980389legitmized by the laws of gods and men>>217980409>>217980430largest and most skilled sellsword group in the entire series, if you think they can't take down cities you are delusional
>>217974422>hottest woman westeros has ever seen >cast 5/10
>>217980896She's a 10/10 libtard
>>217980984nuh uh her tits give her +2 to her 5/10 face
