Tral of Seven Pre-Match EditionPrevious Thread >>217991760
baelor breakspear sex with him
Worst nameday ever.
>>217997792TAOOBA!
>>217997858THESE CRACKERS SMOKE BOOOONNNGGGSSS
If there are wizards around how can they lose to dudes with sticks?
SHE BORE THE TITS(and bloodraven's cock)
>>217997792
>>217997878She mostly bore other men's cocksWhile Bloodraven watches (from the window, warged)
RELEASE THE EPISODE ON LEAKSITES ALREADY
>>217997813The franchise was ruined because of incompetent retards (who are still in charge of it). Things didn't go as planned and the money wasn't coming in, so they cancelled a shitload of projects, some secretly, including theirs. Seeing as the next movie is shaping up to be another embarrassing failure, this won't change any time soon. A fate well deserved for D&D, who are now only remembered for ruining a beloved series.
This meme but with Dunk and Egg
>>217997913We got a bitterseether over here.
>>217997878>bloodravenall he did was watch her fuck other dudes with his thousand eyes and one
>>217997813Disney probably did not want one of their Star Wars shows be associated with the Game of Thrones train wreck, especially if people would blame them for causing it.
>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.>Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.How do you respond without getting assassinated?
>Ygritte watched and said nothing. She looked plump as she crouched there, but most of that was layers of fur and wool and leather. Underneath all that she could be as skinny as Arya.>The girl smiled in a way that reminded Jon so much of his little sister that it almost broke his heart. Her cheeks were flushed and red, and her eyes sparkled. "Winter's lady." Jon squeezed her hand.take the outline pill
Who outside of Baelor has the most chance of fucking someone up the most out of dunks 7 if they make this a long battle
>>217997813The front fell off.
>>217997979>who this?>signed: Jon Snow, commander of the nights watch
OH NOOOO
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you think the death scene is going to be>1: He goes down and just never gets back up>10: Completely accurate to how GRRM described it, brains and everything
>>217998026lyonel, he's the only one with some motion. And he's the only one thats a champion
>>2179980094 hours, anon, and we will show them what Ser Arlan's hand has wrought.
>>217997792it should be Lord Lyonel Baratheonif you're titling the princes as princes, you should give lyonel his lord title
>>217998002I will never not be mad at the showrunner for casting a gremlin as Arya and a fat curly haired oaf as Jon. Ruined the books for me.
>>217998026Nobody on Aerion's side dies, but obviously Lyonel as the second biggest and strongest after Dunk.
>>217997979>>217998051>Ramsay Bolton? Never heard of him, I remember Lord Roose having a son, Domeric I think, but he sadly passed away years ago.
>>217998026Lyonel. Fan favorite, most important knight on Dunk's side so he's got the best gear+training
For dunk being so big he really bitch made, imagine not instantly being able to slap the fuck out of Aeripn after they are both on their feet
>>217998072They better be doing the brains falling out. It was one of the scenes from the book that stuck with me.
>>217998002Arya is 11.
>>217998093I don't know if Lyonel is lord already, I think his father is still alvie at this point
>>217998122Jon is 14.
We're getting at least 10 minutes of kino tonight
Cast the fiddler.
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy Todaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217997979>don't instantly chimp out due to siscon autism>wait for the 200 giants and 100 mammoths that are currently at Eastwatch to show up>while waiting for them, talk to the warg with a 1000lb boar and learn how to use skinchanging skills properly>bang Val and Melisandre>get Ghost to pull a nymeria while marching to winterfell, gather thousands of wolves while going through the Wolfswood>retake Winterfell with an army straight out of the Age of Heroes>give the Boltons and all other oathbreakers to the Winterfell weirwood in brutal fashionJon's Arya autism killed him, dude had an easy path to victory
>>217997792is he the most stunning targ we've seen put to screen?
>>21799813916
>>217998143He already got cast anon, though Cavill truly doesn't have the acting chops to play him.
>>217998072>Your Grace, I am your man. Please. Your man. They better not avoid this gut punchIt would be another major blunderHAVEN'T WE LOST ENOUGH ICONIC LINES? I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT IS SO
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through, Ripe or not friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
>>217998158he would've been a great Jon Snowfits the edgy character way more
>>2179980728
>>217998161I guess he would be. Still, a 5 year time gap isn't bad.
>>217998188Absolutely. Or Rhaegar in Robert's Rebellion
>>217998135right I forget hes supposed to be much younger than he looks with all that greyI guess he probably is still heir and not lord
>>217998188srs when he was a teen
>>217998195She won’t even be Dany’s age in book 1 by the time the series ends
>>217998209>>217998218I DUN WUN ITUR MAH KVEEN
>>217998188He’s too handsome, Jon is meant to be horsefaced
studs
>>217998158Daeron is literally me
>>217998250Jon makes every female on a 5km radius blush. The motherfucker is pretty af
>>217998214Lyonel is 21 at tourney. Ings has been enjoyable in the role but a 40 year old greying midget was a weird casting choice.
>>217998250What would Ned have done if Jon had Targ features?
Reminder that Daemon's S2 'character arc' was just a shitty retread of his S1 arc.Daemon in S1 was reckless, ambitious, but always did what he thought was best for the Targaryen dynasty. He does something unforgivable (toasting Baelon's death) then he's chased away by the king. Self-reflection ensues, guilt over his brother's situation, a reminder of family bonds... and then Daemon realizes he should serve Rhaenyra and joins forces with her.Daemon in S2 is reckless, ambitious, but always does what he thinks is best for (his side of) the Targaryen dynasty. He does something unforgivable (Blood & Cheese) then he's chased away by the queen. Self-reflection ensues, guilt over his brother's death, a reminder of family bonds... and then Daemon realizes he should serve Rhaenyra and joins forces with her.Not only is this a shit retread but it also took away all of Daemon's agency and willfulness, and replaced it with S8 Jon Snow I DUN WAN IT SHE IS MUH QUEEN shit and Dany fanservice. Completely butchered by the show, only carried by Matt Smith having good screen presence.
>>217998223So? Jon being a cunnyseur just makes his character better. Also Daenaera Velaryon was married off at age 6.
>>217998250he's not meant to be a fucking dumbfaced manlet either
>>217998117Same. I know it sounds kind of retarded, but before reading that I never thought about what happens when someone takes a direct shot to the head from a mace.
>>217998143Jamie Campbell Bower aka Vecna>>217998168Cavill neither has the build nor general vibe for the fiddler.
>>217998259me on the far right
>>217998276I cant take matt smith seriously at all.he looks so fucking dumb and out of place
>>217998272Play more into the rumour that Ashara Dayne or some other Valyrian-descended house was the mother.
>>217998143yung fimmel
>>217998272Probably try to pass him off as Ashara Dayne's son. The Daynes have features that look Valyrian despite not being Valyrian themselves
>>217998277That was a diplomatic marriage, done to put off consummating the marriage for as long as possible. Jon x Arya implies a romance.
>>217998259Man, Aerion's actor is really fucking good. Found out last Sunday that he was that borderline stunted and autistic school-shooter lookalike in True Detective S4, then he delivers Brightflame almost exactly like I thought he was
>>217997792Hope my Parlay hits on this trial. Daddy needs a new horse.
>>217998267The only other males in a 50 km radius are nights watch rapist, cheese thieves, and wildling raiders that look like monkeys
>>217998147Sounds good
>>217998057>smashes his mace through his skull>”I don’t recall the blow that did it”what was maekar thinking
RELEASE THE EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>217998328I mean, he's not entirely alone, Satin is also there. Waymar when he was still kicking, so much that there are stories that theorize that the WW killed him assuming he was Jon. You may be right, though kekI legitimately can't think of another character, much less one that is still alive.
>>217998276He’s a lot of fun to watch at least…so are most the greens actually I really don’t know why the show isn’t better
>>217998188>>217998209>>217998250>>217998278Harry Collett aka Jacaerys was literally cosplaying biblically accurate Jon Snow in HOTD.
>>217998319Jaehaerys started banging his sister when she wasn't much older than Arya.
Imu killed the hype imo. she is just no interesting as a character and neither are the holy knights. she needs to get killed quickly so we can focus on black beards and cross guild.
>>217998369saving wine for it as always.
>>217998272put it out that his mother was Asharia Dayne. That could explain purple eyes. Darkstar & Ned Dayne are fair haired so that could run in the family too. His seed seems pretty weak since 4 of his trueborn children are Tully spawnling
>>217998401You are right, not a worse actor either from what I've seen so far
>>217998401Is Jon a manlet?
>>217998401I won't have Jon with that shitty fucking posture
>>217998401He dances with Helaena I feel like Jon is too joyless for that kind of gallantry
>>217998437he's not a manlet, but he's a bit shorter than you'd expect from his agebut he's strong as shit, capable of lifting a fully grown man by the neck with one arm
>>217998250this, he's basically a clone of Ned who is considered plain. He's not referred to as handsome or pretty a single time in the books. Arya gets called attractive multiple times, despite consensus being she's ugly for some reason. Blame the show I guess>>217998267the only chick who blushes at him is Shireen lmao. And Ygritte is ugly in the books, she's not somebody wildlings are fighting over>>217998278he is a manlet, he's shorter than 12 year old Joffrey and Stannis is a head taller than him. He's 5'9 at best
>>217998405Alyssane was older than book 1 Dany, and it’s still a totally different context to Jon x Arya
>>217998437AFAIK, no
BAELOR DON'T FIGHT THE REALM NEEDS YOU!
>>217998427>His seed seems pretty weak since 4 of his trueborn children are Tully spawnlingThey also all have northern warging powers. Shows us not to trust outer appearances.
>>217998473>the only chick who blushes at him is Shireen lmao. And Ygritte is ugly in the books, she's not somebody wildlings are fighting overYou are forgetting Val, which is also crazy pretty, too.
>>217998479>Baelor when he finds out he has to be king
>>217998499Yeah Val and Alys flirts with him too
>>217998519I mean MAEKARGod fucking damn it
>>217998528What a pair of marys
>>217998528they look related
The real question is did Pete and Dex earn enough raffle tickets to win their PS5?
>>217998545they hail from a small, historically isolated isle.
>>217998545read that as "retarded" and it confused me
>>217998499Val knows he's the only one preventing Stannis from marrying her off and keeping Melisandre from burning her nephew, so she's nice to him. She then threatens to geld him if he tries to steal her. Jon is average looking at best
>>217998565No they don’t
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcSX0FB1IJw
>The ratcatchers! Idiot! The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool. He’s worse than a fool: he’s murdered innocent men! And hanged them from the walls of the city for all to see! They are fathers and brothers and sons! And their wives and children gather now at our gates to weep and curse your name! With your child’s blood we bought their approval; with your mother’s tears we made a bitter sacrifice against the deprivations to come and you’ve thrown it away. After all I’ve done for you. Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent. Gods help us all! Instead of judgement you display impetuousness and diminish us in the eyes of our enemy. Ill-considered. Trifling. You never think of your father: his forbearance, his judiciousness, his dignity. He was right about you. Insolent pup.
>>217998401the only decent character from the Blacks and he's killed quick in S3fuck this gay ass show
>>217998528>>217998565I love how he has those blunt, broad facial features like in the official illustrations. Truly a lunk.
>>217997792Ser Humfrey must Bee all he can Bee
So what’s everyone’s take on how Baelor actually died?
Baelor might've been house Targaryen's last chance to make a comeback
>>217998651tragic, if only his son wasn't a headlet
>>217998651You mean when it comes to reader on in-world?
>>217998655Baelor was a mutt who made more mutts. The Targaryen line ended almost immediately after the conquest. Even if you believe the meme that Maegor and Aenys were Aegon's actual kids.
>>217997878>out of all her endless horde of simps, choose the albino nerdwhy did she do it ?
>>217998158horrible hairline, coloration, eyebrows, orbitals and asymmetryhmtn at best
>>217998705SENPAI(Fat albino mast)
>>217998655>Valarr and Matarys surviving>Aelor and Aelora surviving>Aemon accepting kingship>Egg’s children accepting their arranged marriages>Jaehaerys II living>Aerys and Rhaella’s children all living>Steffon finding Rhaegar a Valyrian bride and living>Aerys dying at Duskendale
>>217998002>think of his sister when about to plow with his naked loverour boy definitively got targ genes
>>217998480I'd assume every Stark had the ability in the past, in recent centuries they just forgot how to awaken it. Bloodraven kickstarted them all with the direwolves. And frankly all the kids but Rickon matched their outer appearance. Robb was a fool who let the North get destroyed while he fought to defend the Tullys, Sansa betrays Ned to Cersei and was obsessed with the South, Bran was obsessed with the South, looked forward to going to King's Landing, and wanted to be a knight in tourneys. Bloodraven had to cripple him to get him to embrace his Stark sideNed is objectively a retard for letting Catelyn ruin all his kids, Rickon was saved by being too young to corrupt and Arya too stubborn to get broken down
>>217998651these things happen. sucks since he is likeable. but george likes to kill the better ones off
>>217998686Like what actually happened, was Bloodraven manipulating things, did Maekar actually mean it, who actually struck the blow
>>217998733Lol imagine if Bran had gone to kings landing dreaming of being a squire than a knight, then he ends up as hostage while Robb fights a war without him
>>217998764I do not find Natalie Dormer attractive.
>>217998733Rickon is a wild child and his wolf matches his personality perfectly so idk what you mean by that. In fact I always took it as an implication that the wolf persona was taking him over and was becoming more like shaggy dog as he was so young he didn't even understand he was giving into the wolf
>>217998782She was attractive like 12 years ago but she's obviously hit the wall since then.
>>217998158>>217998311>>217998293Will we run out of Elvish looking, twink and twunk actors by the time we get around to the Blckfyre Rebellion or Aegon's Conquest, whichever comes first?
>>217998782I hate to break it to you but you have a case of the gays
>>217998782She was hot in The Tudors - and had perkier tits too. She had already hit the wall when she GoT came around.
>>217998733>>217998796So will Rickon become the Red Wolf and take Winterfell, or get captured and flayed?
>>217998731>He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird's nest. I want my bride back … I want my bride back … I want my bride back …>"I think we had best change the plan," Jon Snow said.dude ignores the threat of getting his heart ripped out and eaten, fixates and seethes at Ramsay referring to to Arya as his bride. Then instantly scraps his previous plans to deal with the white walkers so he declare war on the North to save her kek. It's easily the biggest crash out in the series
>>217998844He's hard chilling on Skagos, I don't see him coming back in time for the battle.
>>217998651I schizo believe bloodraven did it because bloodraven is such a blatantly evil character its comical.But its just as easy to believe the maekar simply didn't remember it, he probably hit him with a blow that should have been fine, but valarr's helm fit baelor so badly that it offered no protection
>>217998844George has no idea what he’s going to do with Rickon. He will probably just be killed but i’m absolutely certain thats one plot point where George has no idea where it’s going
>>217998651Baelor's son was of a smaller build so his armor was smaller. Baelor didn't take his armor to the tourney because he didn't expect to fight, so he borrowed his son's armor. The helmet in particular was a bit too small so when a mace hit him in the helm it failed to absorb the blow because it was way too close to his skull. It was Maekar's blow and wasn't intended to be fatal, but due to the ill-fitting armor it ended up being fatal.
>>217998751It's not something the books ever made explicit, so far. Maekar believes it was him in the confusion that followed after they dismounted, and that's it. He is not sure, but he can't think of a better explanation, and feels cursed by it as a kinslayer.
Cute and canon!
>>217998833I just don’t like her face
Where are the girls with giant titties? You can't tell me there isn't any in westeros, that's just bad world building.
>>217998844>merciless undead Jon as regent for wilding and Skagosi cannibal raised Rickontheir brutality will make the Hungry Wolf look like Ned Stark, every Andal shit is getting hung by their guts from a weirwood
>>217998918house bracken
>>217998918Falia Flowers has humongous tits. Euron sprays his load on them every night.
>>217998844he's with wyman manderly as far as we can guess, and he is planning a great feast for the Freys, lots of Pies. So who knows maybe 'shaggy dog' was a subversion and rickon will actually do something. He'll probably die doing something reckless and stupid though knowing the fatman that is likely the plan.
>>217998902as I said you have a serious case of the gay, seek help.
>>217998633I want to spill blood, not ink! We need action!Ser Criston has acted.
>>217998796my point is that Rickon would have ended up like Robb and Bran, only by the blessing of the Old Gods was that andal whore Catelyn sent away when he was 3 years old before she could ruin him
>>217998954He’s still on Skagos
>>217998782>>217998764She has a weird face, but in a way that makes me MORE horny, not less
>>217998954He’s presumed to be in Skagos. The kid in White Harbour is some mute farm boy who spotted them then told Manderly.
>>217999022is he though?
>>217999034GRRM said we will see unicorns, which suggests that we’ll get a Davos POV on Skagos
>>217999033and I presume that he is in white harbor as manderly is a smart fat fuck and brought him in, but sure maybe
>>217999060that doesn't mean anything, he could still be with manderly, as we will never find out thats what I chose to believe
>>217999097Davos hasn’t actually been to Skagos yet though, he’s en route
>As he rode, Jon peeled off his glove to air his burned fingers. Ugly things. He remembered suddenly how he used to muss Arya's hair. His little stick of a sister. He wondered how she was faring. It made him a little sad to think that he might never muss her hair again.>hand gets horrifically burnt killing zombies>biggest concern is that it might impact his ability to muss his little sister's hair effectivelyNed had seen this story before and sent Jon's ass to the Wall before it was too late
what's Aemon doing while all this is happening
>>217999129studying
>>217999033>>217999034Jon has a dream through Ghost where he sees Shaggydog killing a unicorn on Skagos. The direwolves are all magically connected, so he's probably still there
>>217991215>>217991254>>217991312>>217991430sorry I'm back from church and am only now replying. You guys are conflating chastity with celibacy.>In the name of maiden I charge you to be chastetypically means to refrain from unlawful sexual activity>In the name of maiden I charge you to be celibatemeans to take no wife and father no childrenalternatively you could just say>In the name of maiden I charge you to be pure.
>>217999109yes I know, what I'm saying is wymun acted and brought in rickon and the wildling bitch, I have no proof of this but you have no proof they are still on skagos so I'm going with my head canon.
>>217999148shut the fuck up
>>217999114an anime got would be brilliant
>>217999129Cleaning toilets, as per Samwell Tarly's training
>>217999148>In the name of maiden I charge you to be pure.eh sure that works
>>217999129trying to earn his third chain
>>217998918Theoretically Melisandre could use a magic glamour to make her tits as big as she wanted
>>217998651Maekar wanted it in the moment but regretted it afterwards.
>>217998072>>217998117This. I don't remember it saying brains. Just, "Hand feels like wood," they jerk the helmet off and a clump of his head just falls off. Really stunned me when I read it.
>>217999155In the name of the Crone, I charge you to wisen up.
>>217999145ok yes fine I am just trying to get him to a safe place in my head as we will never get the rest of the story
>>217999148Are you catholic
"The greatest jousting ever put on film." Will tonight's episode live up to that billing? Or will it remain behind Knight's Take and Ivanhoe?
is tywin alive right now?
>>217999241no
>>217998651Same master who poisoned Aerion's wildfire, poisoned the mace
>>217999241Still a couple of decades before he's born, but we're getting close
>>217999263What motivation would the Maesters have for killing Baelor, his line would’ve turned the Targaryens into an Andal house
>>217998800>hit the wallOnly fags talk like this
>>217999241It's yet to pass 33 years for Tywin to be born.
>>217999241show tywin maybe lol, everyone got aged up because Jaeharys II was wiped from the show canon
Barth!
Women are so smitten with Baelor they make up OCs to ship him with
it's almost time to say goodbye bros, it's been a honor
>>217999207I'm an Orthodox inquirer, actually. Decent number of Ice and Fire fans there but they'd more often shilling Brandon Sanderson and their own rising star, Nicholas Kotar.
>>217999304Oh yeah, forgot about that. Tywin should absolutely be a kid right now.
>>217999315You Targs loved Summer Islander whores?
>>217999316remember he will always bee in your heart
>everyone agrees the most worthy heroic Targaryen who deserved the throne more than anyone else is a dragonless half-Andal mutt with 0 physical Targaryen features and no desire for Targaryen absolutismwhat do the valyrian supremacy tards think about this?
>>217999321Grim
>>217999316It's been a real buzz.
>>217999285>>217999302>>217999248you guys are forgetting show tywin is 2 decades older than book tywin, and Jaehaerys II doesn't exist
>>217999353they backed daemon
>>217997792Beesbury bros, is our redemption finally coming tonight?
>>217999353>the sanest targ is one of the least inbredinteresting
>>217999343Aegon IV had an affair with several years with a summer islander trading captain
why does everyone here like the first men so much when they are literally brown savages?
>>217999378Fair enough.
>>217999316bee careful out there beebro
>>217999393Common Aegon IV W
>>217999241tywin might be three years old or -22, i dunno
>>217999241Is Gemma alive right now?
>>217999395Imagine the musk
>>217999383they all laughed at us in HOTD, well this episode will surely have them abuzz
>>217999395the first men weren't brown?
ser goodpussy
>>217999241the lord of the rock is damon lannister right now
>>217999383Seeing Humfrey get smoked will surely sting
>>217999304>Jaeharys II was wiped from the show canonwhy?
>>217999501dnd are tard and tarder
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. And not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING TARGARYENS, like assaulted my puppeteer. He should FUCKING die. Salud.
FINAL TRIBUTE!
>>217998143KWAB
>>217999513>>217999525WE MUST TOAST!...Ser Cristanon Cole has toasted.
Does Westeros have Essos weebs?
you guys know that euron = daario right?
average first man phenotype
>>217999304>Jaeharys II was wiped from the show canonWait, what? Really?
>>217999549And to what has Criston toasted?
First men are closer to Ibbish than people
>>217999568Yeah, Aemon in GOT said Aerys was Egg’s son
>>217999539the brown dragon lmao
>>217999591George told hbo to retcon it so jaehaerys is canon in the show again
>>217999562corde ware ≠ bell beaker
>>217999591It doesn't even make sense for Aemon to be like 90 then does it? What the fuck were they thinking.
>>217999556If it's anything like the relationship between the West and the Far East, then Westeros has Essosboos and Essos has Westaboos
>>217999539>>217999601the tiktok/twitter crowd will be head over heels with this character when he get introduced as a gay pretendant to the crown only to massively seethe when he get humiliated in this fashion
>>217999602source ?
>>217999395The brown ones were the Roids.
>>217999672it came to me in a dream
>>217999601I unironically still believe they’ll make the Blackfyres black it’s why I don’t buy the Cavill thing
>>217999681>t. daeron
>>217999687Why? The Blackfyres are the bad guys. Of course they're gonna be white.
>>217999687We don't know anything about Cavill other than that he's supposedly involved in some GoT project. I've seen people elsewhere say he's going to play Aegon in the conquest series.
>>217999549
>>217999725And what has ser Criston posted?
HURRY UP WITH MY DUNK
>>217999525
>>217999703None of the nobles in HoTD are the "good guys."They make a point to show how it's smallfolk that suffer the most when these stupid fucking aristocrats play their stupid fucking games. Black nobles, brown nobles, white nobles, they all suck ass.
>>217999703Daenaera Velaryon is the wife of Aegon III, and the granddaughter of Vaemond, the BASTARDS guy who Daemon kills. The main Targaryen branch is not descended from Aegon III while the Blackfyres are. So they could plausibly make Daeron I, Baelor I, and Daemon Blackfyre’s mother black. Daemon Blackfyre marries a Tyroshi woman, and in the show Valarr’s Tyroshi wife is black.
>>217999539Why does this look like an OGLAF panel?
>>217999571>>217999734
Reminder that Varys the GOAT is and will be the ONLY Blackfyre you see in any ASOIAF media that is white. They will make them all black. You know they will.
>>217999788He’s Aerion’s grandson
>>217999395because they have magic and make a bunch of cool shit. The only thing the andals have made in thousands of years is the Eyrie, every other castle or significant structure was made by First Men
>>217999775things are rarely as they seem
ALMOST TIME DUNKBROS
Is it just me or is Dexter a lil zesty
>>217999802To be fair, the Eyrie is supposedly the most beautiful castle in the seven kingdoms.
>>217999780/ourguy/, then
>>217999818>almostlike 2 and a half hours, bro...
>>217999818watwhen does it airalso stream?
>>217999840yeah that's almost anon. Under 3 hours qualifies as almostalso im about to napsee you losers in 2.5 hours
>>217999437browner than the andals. even today, heavily admixed with andals, the more first-men northerners are noted as typically having darker features. see jorah mormont being described as swarthy, dark eyed, with coarse black body hair. or jon being described as having a typical northern look with dark features as compared to the fairer robb who looks like a more andal southerner.
>>217999734>>217999571
>>217999822I mean, he's a Br*tish theater kid, what do you expect
>>217999822>zestyWhy are we not saying faggy anymore, it's a perfectly good word
>>217999822He's 10PleaseAnd no, don't say it, he's not 10 out of anything he's just a child
Dany isn't a Targ as shown by her memory of a lemon tree
>>217999840it’s 1 and a half no?
>>2179998772 and a half
>>217999863>Cool as fuck armor with spikesThey better give it to him in season 3...
>>217999875There's no scenario where she's a fake targ and Viserys doesn't know about it
>>217999861don't go that way anonor else soon we're gonna face the Wuthering Heights Heathcliff shit
If clan Blackface is so great then how come they lose all the time?
>>217999923They didn't hear no bell.
>>217999822He's a gen alpha acting kid. There is like a 70% chance jews groom him into being gay.
SER ARLAN OF PENNYTREE
>>217999904he knows about it that's why he abuses her so much
>>217999904That’s (f)Viserys, Darkstar is the real Viserys
My favorite targs are aemond and bloodraven because they look the coolest
newfag hereat what time is the ep starting?
>>217999942moar like penistree
>>217999863So these Targs swam to the bottom of the river to retrieve their ancestral sword, but didn't bother getting it off Bloodraven before they sent him to the Wall?
>>217999802did they? i thought most of the cool shit was made after the first men and andals had ceased being distinct. or from before that time but not really made by the first men either. the first men are generally depicted as being technologically inferior to the andals. and it definitely seems like the more first-men societies, like the northern hill clans and the thenn, the more primitive the social and physical structures.
Holy shit George just announced a new prequel about the adventures of young Arlan of penny tree
>>217999959That would be so cringe it actually goes around the horseshoe and ends up being cool again
do niggas even care about young griff
>>217999970Roughly 30-45 minutes before it ends.
darkstar = maegor
>>217999986Bloodraven being allowed to take a targ heirloom to the Wall with him like that is total nonsense, unless he was just "come and take it" and nobody wanted to have the confrontation
>>2179999704 am eurofag time (3 am london)So 2 hours and a half from now
Charger is Larys worging which is how it understands english and nods
>>218000014is it an "extended" episode tn?
>>217999986Battle of the gods eye was a peasant myth and never actually happened. Daemon have dark sister to one of his daughters before dying against vhagar in a convention dragon battle
>>217999875https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Naerys_Targaryen> She bore a certain resemblance to Daenerys TargaryenI don't think GRRM would put such a detail unless Daenerys really come from the Targ line
>>218000012He's not really much of a character other than being an obvious Blackfyre
>>218000074then what's the deal with the red door and the lemon tree ?
>>218000072more green bullshit
>>218000072Aemond was found with Darkstar through his eye
>>218000012His purpose is to be killed by dany for her mad queen end game villain arc so it’s hard to get invested
>>218000089can't afford good internet beyond the wall huh bussyraven?
>>218000000
>>217999875>>217999904What if they're both fake Targs? Either their ship sunk on the way to Essos during the storm (supposedly where Dany was named 'Stormborn') or, being in the streets they got preyed upon after their caretakers died.
>>217999822kys
>>217999905lol im not, it's just how it is written and it makes sense from an antiquated pseudo-historical perpective. first men are not analogues to a single historical group but i think it's clear that they are pseudo-pictish and the picts used to be commonly depicted as being swarthy, like colin farrell type "black irish" etc. or not even "pictish" but generically pre-anglo-saxon british which would include a stronger "swarthy briton" element within it in contrast to the relatively more uniformly fair anglo-saxons (andals). not saying that was even reality, that's just an image that is, and especially *was*, popular when GRRM was writing this stuff.
>>218000091The noble estates in Braavos supposedly do have exotic fruit trees. They probably lived on the estate of the Sealord of Braavos before it became clear that the Targ loyalists weren't going to be retaking Westeros anytime soon and he was unlikely to benefit from harboring them.
>>218000104Doesn’t sound very possible
>>218000106Well it’s a bit more than that, Aegon will actually bring peace to the realm before getting roasted
>>217999986>>218000030Bloodraven being "sent" to the wall as punishment was an inside job between him and Aegon V to begin investigating the others and preparing for their return. They probably figured he needed a valyrian steel sword to protect himself if he actually encountered them.
Why do every show displays cocks now but not one shows a vagina?
>>218000129Stop posting this it makes me upset.
>>218000121Bloodraven fans all come from peru or indonesia and other places where his tryhard edgy shit is coolFor normal people he's cringe like darkstar
>>218000137the trouble with "swarthy" is that whereas it was once clearly understood to meant mediterranean looking, whenever the woke crowd chance upon it now they interpet it as meaning indian, arab or subsaharanwe must be very careful in our choice of words so as to not give them an inch of ground
>>217999861meant for >>217999467
>>217999875She wouldn't be able to tame her dragons the way she did, nor survive the funeral pyre when her dragons hatched if she wasn't a targ.
>>218000146>The noble estates in Braavos supposedly do have exotic fruit treesI'm really nitpicking there , but si there a direct quote about it ?
>>218000177>dayfags are this offended by a nightchadhe is of the night
>>218000121I’m on a crow mesh network
>>218000104In the show dark sister will be lost forever, but aemond will wield blackfyre in the show and daemon rivers will find it washed ashore in the lake, giving him a King Arthur flair
>>217999725The fucking way he looks in this scene when the camera focuses on him like he really wishes he weren’t in the room when this news gets out kek
>>218000177Who the fuck are you?
>>218000207bird internet?
>>218000167If you film a naked man you'll see bush, dick, and balls. If you film a naked women you'll get bush and tits. To show a vulva the camera would have to go between her legs, which makes no sense for most scenes.
>>218000104>Darkstar through his eyeUhh did you mean "dark sister" there anon?
>>218000218Well, firstly, it’s Daemon Waters. Secondly, Daemon Targaryen wields Darksister, that’s what he uses to kill Aemond.>giving him a King Arthur flairMore Blackfyre fanfiction
>>218000135He’s right, he’s very effeminate and flamboyant
>>218000225Men may see my gold, but beneath it I am bitter steel
>>217999395the first men are celts, which are better than the n*rms
>>218000198There's supposedly a quote in one of the Samwell chapters in aFFC that states that there are trees in the gardens of the wealthy and mighty in Braavos.
>>218000104>>218000247Would be funny if someone drew this.
>>218000247No I meant Darkstar keep up
>>217999863>>217999890>spikesThat's too edgy, too on the nose. I'd rather have something like pic related.
>>218000104>>218000247>>218000284kek
>>218000290>That's too edgy, too on the noseFor our anime villain? Nothing is too muchOnly he can save season 3 by being his usual self
I fear I shan't make it to the episode. I have a really bad crick in my neck. Praying it'll be kino.
>>218000179swarthy and dark and even black were always just relative terms. "the black" could just mean a guy had black hair. but sometimes black subsaharan africans were described as "merely" swarthy (probably because etymologically swarthy does literally mean black-y). it is usually pretty clear what was meant by context. people can operate in bad faith but that doesn't mean we can't discuss these things in good faith. the first men and andals are depicted as being phenotypically distinct from each other and that's something i like.
>>218000351
ep 5 is rated 10/10 on imdb
>>218000284>>218000104>Aemond has Daemon basically beaten, his dragon about to fall dead>"PARRY THIS, NEPHEW">Daemon takes out of his bag a whole ass Darkstar and throws it at Aemond>Aemond tanks the hit, Darkstar in his eye>But Darkstar is weaned in venom so Aemond dies anyway
>>218000290the drakeblood knights were kino
>>218000344I wonder how they’ll handle the extermination of house strong. I haven’t seen any little strong kids running around Harrenhal, they’ll probably just have aemond duel Simon strong and maybe a son or two but I want them to go full cartoon villain kid killer >BRING ME THE CHILD
>>218000235Just spread get legs
>>218000384He died of pinkeye?
LEAK THE DAMN EPISODE
>>218000104>>218000284>>218000384
>>218000351>Rhaenyra got half the dynasty and all the dragons killed>Egg got the other half of the dynasty and the remaining dragon eggs burnedThey actually have a lot in common.
I always imagined aemond armor as emporer maximillians black and gold armor, with a billowing red cloak and
>>218000344They should just use the daerdric armor from skyrim lol
>>218000392No, they were great. No complain whatsoever
>>218000411Kek
>>218000463>>so here are the bad guys>>and here are the good guys, all black>this is how greenfags see themselvesIt's all a joke to them
>>217999513kek
>>218000512The Greens while usurpers are objectively the cooler and more interesting faction, and would objectively be the better rulers of Westeros.
>>218000435Kek
sometimes when I see a new /got/hotd/dunk/ in the catalog I get so hyped up I have to stand up and clap my hands three times as I say "GOT! HOTTED! DUNK!" as loud as I can
>>218000439>trying to bring back valyrian dragons>decide the ritual should invoke the Faith of the seven, involve the maesters who hate magic for the planning, and use the artificial substance wildfire instead of real fireegg is a fucking retard
>>218000442made me look up his armor and found he had another which would be neat
>>218000559>all of this to die by arrow in the helmmany such cases
>>218000442Cloak needs to be GREEN anon he supports the GREEN side of the family, specifically the idea that if Aegon dies Aemond will be king....
>>218000546based retard
that’s all I wanted….w-what was promised….:)
stream please
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>>217998528dunk & ass
I don't have HBO max, how do i stream AKOTSK online?
>>218000740Check your inbox :)
i didn't think i'd care for Baelor as much as i do now despite not caring so much when i read the fucking thing
who got the stream link
>>218000091>>218000074>>217999875I think it's been made clear that Daenerys just isn't Aerys and Rhaella's daughter. She's clearly Ashara's daughter that was reported to be stillborn.>Even after all these years, Ser Barristan could still recall Ashara's smile, the sound of her laughter. He had only to close his eyes to see her, with her long dark hair tumbling about her shoulders and those haunting purple eyes. Daenerys has the same eyes. Sometimes when the queen looked at him, he felt as if he were looking at Ashara's daughter …>But Ashara's daughter had been stillborn, and his fair lady had thrown herself from a tower soon after, mad with grief for the child she had lost, and perhaps for the man who had dishonored her at Harrenhal as well. She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark?The father could be Aerys(rape) or Rhaegar(hedging his bets) or less likely a Stark(Brandon or Ned)
