Everyone was harmed editionPrevious thread: >>218005385.
>>218007062this show is ass and feels like it was written by ai
>>218007076
>Egg never says "he's right there" at any point in the showgood or bad change
>>218007076TAKE THIS TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITALIENS GO BACK TO VALYRIA
>"Some men will say I meant to kill my brother. The gods know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers till the day I die. And it was my mace that dealt the fatal blow, I have no doubt. The only other foes he faced in the melee were three Kingsguard, whose vows forbade them to do any more than defend themselves. So it was me. Strange to say, I do not recall the blow that broke his skull. Is that a mercy or a curse? Some of both, I think." - Prince Maekar Targaryen, 209 a.C>"And my father...he never thought the throne would pass to him, and yet it did. He used to say that was his punishment for the blow that slew his brother. I pray he found the peace in death that he never knew in life." - Maester Aemon Targaryen, 300 a.C
....semoc eH
My Boy
How tall is aerion
be my man /dunk/
>>218007127how should we know? none of us have read the novelizations
>>218007121
This is still better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfBcB_2itUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfBcB_2itU
>>218007160ok :)
What is this, named characters fighting with a helmet? Lmao, get outta here
>>218007153About 5'9"
counting or not counting blackfyre violence
>>218007169>posts one of the worst battles in the entire show including the abominations of S7-8No
what do you think of my pokémon team my good ser
Did Dunk cut Aerions cock off?
>>218007169>Knows that Ramsay is deliberately trying to ragebait him and ruin his defensive plans>Falls for it anywayJon should have been court-martialed by his surviving soldiers after that
>>218007204I know you're wrong, but I'm also curious on what you think were the best battles in the show.
ira i kneel
>>218007209>generation 9Gen 1 or fuck off
Why is George so funny
i really liked how they filmed the combat, better than thrones easily
>>218007228nta but Blackwater and the Battle at the Wall are better
>>218007253I found it difficult to follow, too many cuts.
>>218007257>i didn't hear no bell
>egg just wanted his brother dead>his favorite uncle dies insteadF
Can't help but see this bastard every time Maekar is on screen.
>>218007264I bet you saw this
>>218007257If Aerion stopped gawking for a damn minute and attacked Dunk while he's struggling to his feet he might have a chance.
>>218007291He was pretty wasted too
>>218007271Some septon will prattle about that, to be sure>your uncle died because you sinned wishing your brother died, there's a Hell for that!
>>218007271nice nat 1 roll
>>218007228Blackwater, easily. Hardhome while an OC battle was also good.TBF Bastards is stupid but it's not at the bottom. Battle Beyond the Wall, the loot train thing, and the Euron sea battle are all way worse.
Maekar dishonorably killed Lyonel's horse
>>218007291Aerion was terrified of Dunk all this time.
>>218007257
>>218007305
It's unconvincing how nothing happened in the battle besides the Aerion x Dunk fight. I expected them to show how chaotic the battlefield was, but it seemed like a dragon ball z episode.
This was so FVARKING kino holy shit
A guy from Yi Ti was in the audience?
>slap attack
>>218007317
>>218007257So lame, Dunk was literally at Aerion's mercy there.
>>218007237I already did a Gen 1 run. I used this team>Megazard Y>Mega Pinsir >Mega Alakazam >Lapras>Nidoking >Tangrowth
>>218007325they rather spend the budget on fake dongs and Dunk shitting CGi than on stuntmen
>>218007322damn they shoulda brought him to hoster tully's funeral
>>218007291tbf he already thought he won so his adrenaline was probably wearing off. and seeing dunk get up anyway probably shattered what was left of his confidence. he was donezo
>>218007330why the fuck not
>>218007330SHAMEFUR DISPRAY, SER DUNCAN
>>218007204>>218007256>>218007305Cinematography-wise I think Battle of Bastard is simply better.
>>218007325they literally show maekar being held back and the apples fighting
>>218007248What lines did they read for him to be so worked up?
>>218007340imo they should have made it more clear that Aerion was also on his last legs and struggling to even stand.
>Lyonel had the habit of laughing loudly at his opponents, as well as in general, which earned him his nickname of "the Laughing Storm" and made him a great favorite of the smallfolk.>didn't laugh at all during the trialwhat did they mean by this
>>218007127Bad change, it was endearing hearing him shout that during several different fights, like he was watching pro-wrestling on TV
>>218007340anon he was hoping he couldnt stand because he was also injured a feets away. he barely managed to pick up his own sword
>>218007376They did thoughHere >>218007317
I just started watching House of the Dragon and what the fuck is this
>>218007366>they literally show maekar being held backso?>and the apples fightingThey don't, >>218007076Compare that to the bastards battle >>218007169.
>>218007343>gen 1>megas>gen 4 evo
>get up>get up ser
>>218007362You are retard
>>218007390A Dark Elf.
>>218007391oh my bad youre shitpostingcarry on
>>218007391>>and the apples fighting>They don'tyes they fucking do
>>218007377they forgot (just like last episode)
>>218007390The Khalergi Plan
>>218007390haven't been to London, huh
>>218007348Instead, they brought THIS WORTHLESS FAGGOT who botched the shot shamefully
Goodnight sers, I still hate this fucking new captcha. Gods be with you.
>>218007394
>>218007385>>218007388Tbh it didn't seem like that.
>>218005865Actually a pretty good scream. This kid could grow up to be the next Chester Bennington. Wait how old is he again? When did Chester die?....
>>218007438STOP
>>218007429>speaking poorly of Radmurelurk moar, tourist
>>218007414Show the scene were they fight.
That's it for me. I'm off to dreamlandSomeone bake a new thread when the time is ripeIf anyone wants the mp4s made, here they are: https://gofile.io/d/CU4uziTomorrow I'll remove the flashback so we can release the Trial CutGood night
>>218007394He's so pretty even while dead
>>218007390A bag of sheckels courtesy of Larry Fink
What's even the point of the Lyonel build up? He did nothing in the fight.
>>218007462RANCIDWORTHLESSFAGGOTYour meme will never be real, Tullys are trash fish
>>218007473Goodnight honorable ser
BEST SHOW ON TV
>>218007488yeah i dont think they did a good job therecould show him taking on maekar one on one
>>218007257>when i nutted 2 time already but she says: "I wouldn't mind a 3rd time."
>>218007488It’ll pay off in season 9 or so.
>>218007468Literally the post below you >>218007473 at 0:02
sex with Baelor’s warm corpse
This episode did not do justice to the previous one desu.
>>218007394fuck
>>218007531The episodes are too damn short
IRA PARKER I'LL SUCK YO DICK
>>218007291With his groin torn open ?
Game of Thrones has become synonymous with wasted potential
>>218007549who are the two retards in the back play-fighting with their wittle swords?
the best thing to come out of Daeron the Good (some people call him that, maybe the maesters)rest in peace, sweet prince
>>218007549this is the action i feel the other two shows were missing
Beebros, how are we feeling?
>>218007523Are you serious, anon? That's like my whole point, 2 microseconds of the others fighting, and in the background, you can't even see shit unless you rewatch or pause to see what happened. There're too much focus on Dunk x Aerion, the only good part of the fight was at the beginning before the flashback cut. They shouldn't have inserted the flashback, they ought to have taken the time he was on the ground to show how the others were fighting.
>no more Otho 'The Brute of' Bracken appearances
>>218007549
>>218007584>dead in the first chargeSubpar performance
>>218007599star wars if it was medieval lmao
>>218007584we fought, and we lost, and now we rest
my husband is dead
>>218007473>green apple VS red apple>Baelor vs MaekarBy deduction Lyonel is fighting Aerion (wasn't he supposed to surrender quickly ?)
>>218007584
>>218007643he could be fighting the kingsguards
I don't want it to be over bros
>>218007599unironically what were they thinking
not a single bit of combat better than this in both got and hotd
>>218007677Those retards probably thought it looked cool as fuck.
>>218007584:_;
>>218007257>dunk ult
>>218007570Seems like the applebowl
>>218007677Trying to show women and retarded normies how good he was
>>218007693AAAAAAAAAAA
>>218007570The Apple cousins. You can see the "neck protection" of his horse in his pic related, along with the big shield and the apple painting. And Ser Raymun is the only one with a white horse on Duncan's side. [1/2]
rip Maekar Targaryen you would've loved being a woman and marrying your brother because then he wouldn't have fucking died by your hand
>>218007549Does Dunk get beat up this bad in the book? I mean honestly it was total bullshit he was even still alive with all of his wounds but whatever
Is this show good? Looked at the imdb page of actors, pretty much all white
>be>good
>>218007716[2/2]
>>218007727No, everyone’s talking about how shit it is.
>>218007599
Anyone else thirsty?Not me! I've got a glass of good old fashion Fossaway Cider!
>>218007749he looks almost proud of his brother
SAAR! DO NO REMOVE THE HELMET! SAAR DO NOT! SAAR!
>>218007749Would maekar feel better or worse if he knew his last words
I'm just glad Fossy made it out
Her birthday sucked
>>218007702>>218007716did they have some secret deal to not hurt each other, despite the betrayal? or is it just bad choreography?
How are they going to make a season out of The Sworn Sword? Nothing happens in that novella.
Rate his lying insensible in the mud abilities
>>218007766She's gonna hate the Targs for the rest of her life
>>218007305Loot train was the only good thing from that season (besides Bronn somehow tackling Jamie so hard they teleport to the middle of a river). Bastards was a mixed bag, some moments kino some moments retarded
>beetard died like a beetch in the first charge
>>218007763kill himself
>>218007779They were more focused on shouting apple related puns to each other than on actually fighting.
yeah Maekar looked up at that rock coming straight at his head and smiled before dying didn't he
>>218007779Probably the latter. They basically fight each other to a standstill in the novella, with neither being seriously injured.>>218007781two full episodes of the Red Widow being bent over a hay bale by Dunk
>>218007730Who is the squire of the squire ?
>>218007781An entire episode of Dunk and Benis doing a training montage on the village retards
>>218007749>>218007763>Would maekar feel better or worse if he knew his last words
>>218007835If they are smart they'd have Dunk training Egg as well thrown in there so it's not entirely pointless.
You guys really, really think that Cersei, the incestuous woman who constantly dreams about burning her enemies, is paranoid of everyone, and plays with wildfire isn’t going to be a targ?The dragon has three heads. Jon, Dany, Cersei. Dany isn’t going to waltz in and take Westeros without two dragon riders to keep her other kids in check. She’ll bring Viserion across the narrow sea and he will instantly bond with Cersei. Or maybe fucking Euron will dragonrend it with his horn and bring it to her as a wedding gift, I don’t know
>>218007810They would fit right here
>>218007062the tourney at ashford, whateva happened there...
>>218007335>Not bashing his brains out with the shield.Disgusting.
mfw when I see a Targshit breathing
>>218007861We saw you post your shitty fanfiction in the other thread you goofy retard.
>>218007781Blackfyre flashbacks.
>>218007899
>>218007584Shafted
>>218007933And he was a good friend.
Combo his ass
should've kept the helmet on
>>218007390Don't you know? Aegon the Conqueror was half black, Jahaerys 1 was half black. Viserys 1 should also have been half black after 2 generations of inbreeding. Baelor 1, Daeron 1 both half black.
>>218007390
>>218007892>when they put black characters in my Fantasy
>>218007943He was already bleeding out
>>218007786nopayoff/10
>>218007940DaVinci Resolve sometimes fucks up the renders by adding in a frame before or after and it's annoying
They should bring Sarah back.
How does prime Jaime compare to the knights in Dunk's trial by seven? Could he solo Dunk or Aerion in the trial?
next episode will be better
>>218007983He could easily solo either Dunk or Aerion. Dunk is an extremely mediocre knight at this point, and Aerion isn't anything special either. Jaime is consistently described as a generational talent.
>>218007983Not sure how good Jaime is at jousting, but sword-fighting he is fucking OP. Even Barristan notes this.
>>218007892What is he even trying to do with his blade ? He don't need it to break a finger.
>>218007390i think i saw this picture like 5 years ago and elected not to watch hotd because of it. i dont its because of racism, i just cant imagine george writing something like that in the lore. kinda the same as the rings of power. it just exudes the vibe of "im not going to give an f about the source material, i have my own creative career to start here" which is just never a good sign (actually talented creatives would know better)
>>218007920>browsing both threadsRaped individual
>>218007394stop raping in valhalla ser
>>218007062this episode felt out of place in its tone considering how comedic every episode before this has been
Real non-Blackfyre bastard thread >>218007619>>218007619>>218007619
>>218007076>Rides for his niggas>Is willing to die for his niggasrealest nigga to ever do it in the 7 kingdomsBOW YOU SHITS
>>218008039Says the guy who banked on the thread getting recycled so posted first so everyone could see his high iq theory, The Raped
>>218007362Ragebait used to be believable
>>218007076is that nigga wearing a leather jacket and a metal bucket on his head
>>218008085>Blackfyre bastardDaeron projection
>>218008088You are raped.
>skipped a knight who remembered his vows>skipped we'll use tourney lances for their reach instead>left in 1 shit joke/ep>left in 10 mins of OC donut steel backstory
>>218007727Fuck you and your shit colored eyes.
>>218007317>used up your last estus to get the last hit on the boss and then you start hearing lyrics in the boss musicKINOFUCKING KINO
>>218008110>N-n-no you are!!!Kill yourself retard
>>218007062So this is supposed to be the greatest jousting ever put to screen?
k-ki-k-kino!
Any webm of the 1st charge ?
>>218008133pov was prett nice
>>218008127Who are you quoting
>>218008126>ser duncan third phase theme starts playing>ᕕ(■_■)ᕗ
Why are knight helms are kawaii
>>218007725No, he doesn't. Dunk gets knocked off his horse and gets a wound in his side, then bonked on the head once by Aerion, then he knocks Aerion to the floor, rips the shield off Aerion's arm, and shieldbashes him in the face so many times that he breaks Aerion's helm. Aerion yields so Dunk lifts him off the ground (Dunk only takes off his own helmet here, since Aerion yields). Aerion was faking the yield, goes for his flail once more, and then Dunk slams him back into the ground and drags him facedown in the mud to the audience and makes him take back his accusation.Moderately accurate moments in the show but in the book it is mostly Dunk beating the ever-loving shit out of Aerion.
>>218004240
>>218007248Kekeli probably sent him some of the german scat porn she was in as a teenager
>>218008035Bot post.
>>218007160need this but with him handing you a white monster
>>218007976Calm down bro, it's just a joke
>>218007325I expected to be able to see anything, why is it so foggy?
>>218008196ok? are u going to make a real one next?
>>218008193he was still smiling thinking about his brother
>>218007839Weren't his last words I feel queer?
they just killed baelor breakspear right here at ashford tourney i just saw blood squirting out the back of his head i loved that guy he would’ve been our next king of the seven kingdoms
>>218008207>you'll get in trouble
>>218007350It's a backwater tourney in the middle of Westeros.
>>218007062Lancel Lannister is relentlessly handsome.
its time to admit that DUNK is early GoT Tier.Not S1, but S2 for certain
>>218007739>>218008117So what do you like about it?
>>218008222>his keep looked like shit
>>218007330I think this obsession with pausing frames to search blacks and asians in the crowd is mental illness. This is TV now be glad they're not main characters like the niggaryons in hotd
>>218007237Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Moon are the best Pokémon games of all time. Heart Gold/Soul Silver is a close 2nd. The only good Pokémon game since the jump to Switch have been the Legend games
>Targaryens are consistently shit rulers>Them siccing fucking dragons on cities for petty noble squabbles is within living memory>They even fucked up and lost their dragons>Clearly, change is needed>Change comes in the form of the Blackfyres>"B-bububub-but they're not Targs! I can't support them!" >Proceed to live through another century of shit wannabe dragon rulers fucking up WesterosYou idiots get what you deserve
>>218008035>elected not to watch hotd because of it. i dont its because of racism,It's not "racism" to reject forced "diversity". It's racism to expect whites to include and accept shitskins where they don't belong.
>>218008231better than season 4 tier is the best i can give it as of now
>>218008268fr
>>218008226Gods what a stupid name
Strong boy fucking shits. Kill them all
Do you pull like a cunt-strapped dandelion, anon?
why didnt aerion go into phase 2
>>218008206thatll be 1000 glasses of water and $2k ram prices
>>218008266>Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Moon are the best Pokémon games of all time.the 10 minutes cutscenes beg to differ
>>218008307He did, but Duncan had 7.
According to Maekar's actor, they actually experimented with different versions where he deliberately kills Baelor>Teasing the finale episode, Spruell says they intentionally played with Maekar's intentions.>"We did slightly different versions of culpability, I guess; whether it was accident or whether he meant to kill his brother," he explains. "I think that was really exciting for me to experiment with and to discuss with not only Ira, but Sarah [Adina Smith, director of episode 6]. There is that kind of deep, deep desire to be number one in Maekar that might be realized by the death of his brother. So all the guilt or all the sadness or all the grief he feels is kind of bracketed by this realization that this means he's next in line to the throne."https://ew.com/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-breaks-down-tragic-death-trial-of-seven-11906386
Fuck it, in terms of how it's shot, sound design, cinematography, and the overall quality of the set pieces, this is better than S1 GOT, but s1 had far more sovl due to it being carried by it's acting. The second most of the sovlful characters in S1 got killed off the show fell off hard.
>>218008314
Yes, I'm shallow, but I can't stick with a show for long unless there is a cute girl in it. Are there any cute girls in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>218008323We are Ser BaelorWe carry the bannersWe'll fight for the SevenWe'll honour his name
>>218008295If a dude caved my skull in with a stick I'd say they were strong too
>>218008314kek
>>218008330Awful reading of the character. I can already see George's disappointment when he finds out about it
>>218008339>cute girlsthere's that redhead whore
>>218008339>can't stick with a show for long unless there is a cute girl in itBeing a pussywhipped beta male is no way to go through life, kid.
>>218007291His leg injury was pretty bad desu desu
Aerion did nothing wrong at the play. Imagine if they created a play about a king beheading a direwolf in Winterfell. They just finished the dornish war and blackfyre rebellion and these spics thought it would be hilarious to have a play about the dornish killing a dragon with the targs in attendance.
>>218008225>backwater tourneyWhy would the Baelor and Maekar, Lord Tyrell, Damon and Tytos Lannister, Lyonel Baratheon all attend a backwater tourney. Ashford was a big deal.
>>218008323kek
>>218008330That's retarded, even with Baelor dead there's still the following in line:>Valarr>Matarys>Aerys>Rhaegel>Aelor (is he born yet?)
>>218008330>next in line to the throneafter Valarr, Matarys, Aerys, Rhaegel, Aelor and his sisters
>>218008105gambeson is backing of densely layered cloth, with small square steel plates covering its surface, then leather layers over that, and rivets to fix the plates in place. Its not a heavy as chain or plate, but its lighter and more mobile, and still quite protective.
>>218008365That comment reeks of projection, anon.
>>218008389Nothing Bloodraven can't fix.
3 down
>>218007810
Hey guys check out this cool trick my little brother showed me, doesn't even look like i'm holding the sword, right? I'm so glad everything turned out ok in the end, hey Dunk i'll have Maekar show you how do it too, it'll be a good way to put all this nonsense behind us.
The Targaryans are like 50% mutts50% Martell Blood50% Dayne BloodThen Rhaegar marries Elia Martell.Dany is like 50% Hispanic by the time she's born.
>>218008420Who's the big guy?
>>218007983The only two knights in the canon who are on Jamies level are Dayne and Selmy. Jamie fans through 9 northerners in one battle and Selmy is basically flawless.
>>218008330>Some men will say I meant to kill my brother. The gods know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers till the day I die. And it was my mace that dealt the fatal blow, I have no doubt. The only other foes he faced in the melee were three Kingsguard, whose vows forbade them to do any more than defend themselves. So it was me. Strange to say, I do not recall the blow that broke his skull. Is that a mercy or a curse? Some of both, I think.
>>218007390PRIME VALYRIAN STOCK
>>218008389>>218008402Tbf most of them were invalids anyway (Aeloria being in line was interesting considering the precedent established for sons and uncles to supersede daughters)
>>218008407Yeah but if you're jousting and you don't at least have a breastplate that's kind of insane
>>218008389Can't expect every actor know the lore perfectly.
>>218008448Why didn't Dunk ask Jaime to champion him?
>>218008442fireball, he trained the whole generation
this fight scene was better than anything they ever did in got. i'm skeptical the show will retain the high quality of the first season
>>218007983Jaime would beat them all with 0 problemand he was one of the best jousters as well
>>218008330The show people are still stupid to succession laws. Baelor's firstborn would be the heir apparent.
>>218008428:(
>>218008381Indeed. Also this isn’t traditional medieval folklore. There’s no cliche concept of a knight slaying a dragon. Dragons in this universe are invincible and the highest order of nature. The puppeteers were at the very least deliberately ragebaiting if not outright committing sedition.
>>218008448>Selmy is basically flawlessHe died to a bunch of losers wearing Party City Halloween masks
>>218008439The True King of Westeros is 100% valyrian and pure!His Mother is Daena Targaryan, who should have unironically been queen since she is Aegon III's eldest child, and his father is Aegon IV.
Brienne solos Jaime. He is very overrated.Robb has more feats than Jaime.
Is the Sworn Sword long enough and eventful enough to justify a 6 episode season? I know they could do one or two episodes centered on the Blackfyre rebellion but still
>>218008492Because he was written by a couple of fags who hated the actor and they openly admitted this. Selmy in the books is still alive post Mereen uprising. Even at 80 years old he still wrecks one of the slavemasters top champions.
THAT’S MY SOOONTHAT’S MY BOOOOY
>>218008509Brienne solos a starved, beaten, exhausted Jamie. And even then she only wins because he doesn't want to kill her.
>>218008522>even half a continent away Selmy still thinks of Jaime Lannister's swordsmanshipWhy does GRRM glaze Jaime so hard? He got solo'ed in his only major battle.
>>218008506Daeron isn't even Aegon's son, which makes the whole concept of the Blackfyres being "bastards" even funnier when Daemon has a stronger claim than Daeron does
>>218007390I don't know about the source material, but to be fair, it made it a lot easier to distinguish who was who
>>218008538To contrast how hard he fell after losing his hand. It's supposed to paint how humiliating his current status is.
>>218008512No. They will either pad the shit out of it, or put lots of flashbacks
>>218008509Brienne and Jaime fight to a standstill in ASOS. Jaime has his hands chained together and has been imprisoned for the past year. A healthy Jaime would completely dog walk Brienne. >>218008492Not canon btw>>218008538He comes within an inch of killing Robb in the latter's first major battle, and singlehandedly cuts down most of his household knights.
>>218008542>insanity is God's curse for the actual Targ bastards sitting on their throne of lies
>>218008461I agree. But Raymun wasnt ready to fight until the very last second, remember? he didnt know he needed one.and plated armor has to be measured and fitted to use properly. wearing a donated breastplate would have been worse for him desueven dunk is wearing a maille coat
Let's assume Dunk lives in 298 AC and attacks Joffrey, and a trial of the Seven happens. Who fights for Dunk, who fights for Joffrey?I think you could have Renly and Loras fight for Dunk. Joffrey's team would mostly be Kingsguard right?
>>218008506Blacknigger propaganda.
>>218008552He accomplished nothing with his good hand.Name one great fighter he slew?
>>218008506>Daena Targaryan, who should have unironically been queenNot even an argument brought by anyone during the rebellion. Daemon bore the sword, nuff said
>>218008524>THAT’S MY SOOON>THAT’S MY BOOOOY
>Ser Arlan of Pennytree was a HERO this whole time We’re fucking back.
>>218008564Joffrey:MountainHoundJaimeSelmy TrantOakheartLorasDUNK:Ser Duncan LongcockRenly NeddReedMartellHotahMystery Knight
>>218008589A bunch of northman during the battle of the whispering wood, when he saw he was outnumbered and was going to lose, while going straight for Robb.He also held the Smiling Knight until Arthur Dayne arrived.
>>218008638Ned isnt a knight
>>218008664>He also held the Smiling Knight until Arthur Dayne arrived.at fucking 15
So this is basically just Kingdom Come: Westeros?
>>218008638>Mountain + Sandor + Jaime + SelmyYou can stop there. It's over for the other side.
>>218008589Jamie would have had at least 3 pages in the Book of Brothers but someone forgot to write down all his deeds
>>218008638Dunk's team would unironically be smashed. Ned was never a great fighter. He was average at best.
>>218008672neither is baelor breakspear or the laughing storm>>218008694>>218008691sadly i agree
Where does Criston Cole rank? The Dance was no picnic and he was on the front lines for the entire thing
>>218008683didnt he get knighted just for that?
>>218008702>neither is baelor breakspear or the laughing stormyes they are
>>218007727it's fine
>>218008687Ye Dunk's story is about the smallfolk and fucking around. It's an anthology where every story is contained. Unironically, Dunk and Egg just exists because GRRM wanted to write more stories of Arya and the Hound fucking around Westeros. That's why Egg has the shaved head like Arya did and Dunk is 7 foot tall like the hound.
>>218008522Why the fuck did they hate Selmy's actor?
Everything I see from normalfags is that the episode didn't live up to the hype which is exactly what I expectedThis should've been a binge model show or a movie
>>218008712Jaime wasn't knighted until the Tourney of Harrenhal when he joined the Kingsguard
>>218008314:D
>>218008709Criston Cole only fights one battle before he gets shanked and ambushed. He was pathetic in war.
>>218008712>Dayne cuts him with the Sword of Morning during knighting to remind Jaime he is a lower tier of warrior
>>218008709>Where does Criston Cole rank?He was the best fighter of his age, so pretty high up there>>218008712ye>>218008739no thats when he was raised to a KG, he was a knight before. He wouldnt have been able to compete in the tourney if he wasnt a knight
>>218007291I am pretty sure that cut(right on the leg artery) Aerion got would be fatal irlI didn't read books so i thought that's how dunk wins fore the asspull lol
>>218008738good, last thing we need is this show to become too popular with the normies
>>218008739He gets knighted after the Smiling Knight dies.Dayne was sufficiently impressed.
>>218008756He's wearing armor, cut didn't go THAT deep.
>>218008737He was a nosey bookfag and read the entire series, and when they were shooting. He kept telling them this isn't what happened in the books. In a BTS interview, Emilia Clarke asked him how she should be feeling in a scene because he read the books.
>>218008728prove it.Also, lord > knight, regardless>>218008739he joined the KG to spite his dad tho>>218008748based dominance chad
>>218008734The Hedge Knight came before A Storm of Swords (and A Clash of Kings too). It's Arya and the Hound that are inspired in Dunk and Egg, not the other way around. I'm pretty sure George started writing about Dunk and Egg because the plan was to eventually explain what made possible for the dragons to eventually come back (and probably also explain why they stopped hatching).
>>218008806Lyonel knights RaymundBaelor wouldnt have been able to attend tourneys in the past if he wasnt a knight.Find me a lord that wasnt also a knight
>>218008827idk, the whole thing is because someone said ned isnt a knight
>>218008782getting your femoral artery nicked would fuck you up
>>218008806>he joined the KG to spite his dad thoto stay close to cersei instead of being stuck at the rock>>218008834Northerners dont have knights you fucking retard
>>218007766>got a 7v7 that didn't happen for a hundred years and won't happen again for a hubdred years>got the elder princes to do a joust and a melee for herher birthday rocked
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>>218008838targ blood clots faster. superior genes>>218008840>Northerners dont have knights you fucking retardthe starks master of arms is a northern knight ya goof
>>218008826god knows he's never writing another dunk and egg story, but were they planned to cover after egg becomes king and starts studying that stuff?
>to stay close to cersei instead of being stuck at the rockyes, because daddy didnt want that.>>218008848ALL TRUE KNIGHTS STRIVE FOR: ________________
>>218008838It didn't nick his femoral artery, Aerion was overreacting because he's bitch made.
>>218007861i like your fanfic. but Tyrion is also crazy and dreams about dragons. now rate my fanfic:>all of Tywin's kids are actually Aerys'
>>218008888tis just a flesh wound!
>>218008875Prepare for the show to collapse in quality when the HBO fanfiction begins.
>>218008875Pretty sure the plan was to cover their entire lives.
>>218008868>targ blood clots faster. superior genesFaster blood clotting can be a genetic trait and it's quite bad desu.
Where is Ser Beesbury? Is he safe? Is he all right
>>218008910>Faster blood clotting can be a genetic trait and it's quite bad desu.
Aerion did nothing wrong.Dunk lost fair and square. Aerion could've taken off his head but chose not to desecrate his corpse because he's magnanimous.
>>218008922'es foine dunky, just a bit uv a scratch is all!>beeman laying in a pool of his own filth and viscera
>>218008737He was the Henry Cavill on that set
I'm afraid Ser Beesbury has... buzzed off
>>218008947and honey
>>218008936>Dunk lost fair and squarehe didnt die or yield, targigger
>>218008936Magnanimous, you say?
>>218008961Why did even bother signing up to adapt source material if they hold the source material in contempt?
>>218008966>Aerion could've taken off his head but chose not to desecrate his corpse because he's magnanimous.>>218008973exactly. he only wanted Egg to be Egg the Realm's Delight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh1bwImgPnU
>>218008906idk if this show even makes it that far. none of my normal friends watched it, most of them didn't watch hotd season 2 either. it's a shame because this is easily the best /got/ media to come out in a decade
>>218007062>finally some action! >nope flashback timeis this show the naruto of GoT? Holy fuck the pace is slow
>>218008990>Aerion could've>could'vedidn't. now tell them you yield.
>>218008868Rodrik was an exception.Ned isnt a knight
>>218009017>>but chose not to desecrate his corpse because he's magnanimous.
i enjoyed the fight choragraphy, felt better than game of thrones shitty fantasy fights
>>218009013>compressing an entire book into 3 hours is slow pacing
>>218009026>Northerners dont have knights you fucking retard>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT HE DOESNT COUNTyeah
>>218008387Ashford was a tourney held in the honor of a minor lord's daughter, for her birthday. A big deal would be a tourney held in Kings Landing, in the honor of a wedding or birth. In Sport's terms, if that's the Westerosi equivalent of a Superbowl, Ashford is a rural high school game. Lords and knights attend tourneys big and small, to show off their prowess in battle, and assert their power. Sure the President and a bunch of A-list celebrities attending your local game is going to increase ticket sales, but that is the only draw. And the school would likely drive itself into debt to meet the standards such guests bring with them, as Lord Ashford is.
anywhere to stream the episode yet? my shit ass Chromebook cant handle a download.
Ho?
>>218009070the north follows the old gods. Knights are a title of the south and linked to the faith of the seven.Becoming a knight requires you to be a servant of the seven and thus isnt a thing in the north.You can be from the north and become a knight, but they just dont. Its like A Catholic becoming a imam.Rodrik and Jorah were knighted for their feats in battle.
>>218008387It was "PR" move to get back in the good graces of the people after the civil war.
>>218009086>in the honor of a minor lord's daughter, for her birthday.Oh man she must feel awful all this shit went down
>>218008782Seemed to me that there wasn't anything cept for cloth in that spotDoesn't matter anyway it's just a fantasy show/book and it says he lived
>>218009134Brigadine is thing.
>>218009036I really liked the slap.But Dunk would've died 10 times from his wounds.
>>218008799He sounds like a chad and an actual respecter or art. No wonder the kikes hated him.
>>218008085>>218007619What do you say? Marry the two branches and heal the rift?
>>218009107>Northerners dont have knights you fucking retard>north has knightseat shit
>>218009107mormonts and manderlys bruh like xD
>>218009059Longer than it takes to read the book.
>>218009141that would just be maille over gambeson there, and I didnt see maille
>>218009237>>218009267Knights are far rarer in the north, there is a religious aspect to being a knight in Westeros as there was in the real world, and the North does not share the South's faith. You wouldn't have called a muslim anointed warrior a knight, and you wouldn't have found many knights in Japan, you would find Samurai instead. Even though they serve similar purposes, they don't fall under the same umbrella, they follow different rules and traditions.
>>218009036they did a good job of showing (justifying) why someone would go for hand to hand in armored fighting. swords did almost no damage due to armor during the whole thing
Arlan was able to kill two gold cloaks while old and piss drunk. Is he that good or are gold cloaks that bad
>>218009487Arlan is a soldierthe goldcloaks are basically police officers
>>218009487goldcloaks are jobbers kek, and fleabotttom is the worst district
>>218009487He had the element of surprise plus drunk sword buff (suiken).
>>218009487they were gold gloaks? i thought it was just some random brigands
>>218009554oh nvm i mixed up the kingsguard (white cloaks) and the goldgloaks
>>218009565np dunkbro
I just realized, Arlan keeps getting fucked up drunk because he lost his nephew in Red Grass
There better be some fucking flashbacks in the next ep of the trial, no laughing Lionel whaling on some kingsguard, no Apple bowl, no bee boy getting lanced, no wild Rhysling, no Daeron the Diver. What we did get fuckin ruled though.
>>218009487>Arlan was able to kill two gold cloaks while old and piss drunk. Is he that good or are gold cloaks that badTo be fair the main Gold Cloak only had 1 hand.
>>218008987they are jewish
LANCEL, FETCH THE THREAD STRETCHER
>>218009708I’m torn, as much I wanted that I did love how chaotic brutal anxious and muddy it was from Dunk’s pov. No glory just madness. Also on rewatch I noticed more of the seven fighting each other.
Easily the best filmed fighting in ASOIAF while still being realistic, Aerion’s actor must’ve done some actual hema training, also armor finally being useful is nice
>>218007076Frieren cast the spell which turns bad apples to good on Raymun (red->green).
>>218007376He could stand, but he wasn't doing anything since dunk was able to ragdoll him despite all the injuries, once he got on top, just ground and pound all day. Also his left leg was fucked
