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>>218076948>Teasers reveal finale will be 75% Dunk and Egg having a "falling out" before eventually deciding to journey together as Squire and Knight I hate this trope even though it is probably necessary for their relationship to be fleshed out more
>>218076973yea I'm really hoping thats only a few minutes
>>218076973the last episode was full of trope slop with the fanfic flashback. it's inevitable with these normie writers
Cute and canon!
le doonk and eggy
So what happened to Syrio Forel?
>>218077064
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
Red?
>>218077064He became the Last Sword of Braavos
If Daemon Blackfyre says you're his top guyyou're his top guy
>>218077115Now this is casting. Moar.
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>218077115sexo
>big fuarking Aryan is a heroBased show tbqh
Anyone got that who fought who autistic post?
is thar raymun ahorse?
>>218077186you mean the yt vid?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAfjF-8-QQ8
>>218076973If the falling out happens because of Dunk's guilt of getting Baelor killed and not wanting to rope Egg into chaos again then it could work.
>>218077213yes
You know nuffin Dunc Snaw
>>218077167agree
>>218077230Where's his Aryan love interest fuark this blackwashing summer islander SHITIt should've been like girl got raped and killed by a knight or something and Ser Arlan intervenes when he tries to save her boom same shit but now we're not riddled with mystery meat casting and the girl isn't an eyesore BITCH!!
>>218077227who's he fighting, steffon or kg?
>>218077248his cousin
>>218077246your love interest, sir
>>218077220It's still just a waste of time from the viewer's perspective because everyone knows it's not a permanent falling out anyway
>>218077032It would be so easy for this queen to not look like a reddit faggot. Why would you choose this?
>>218077064He knocked out Meryn Trant with a wooden sword and hightailed it out of KL. Trant said he killed him or the Lannisters would've expelled him from the KG or even worse.
YOUS BIG AN STEWPID
>>218076948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TG04L3nWWY&t=4s
>>218077246>Where's his Aryan love interestHe gets an Andal* love interest in s2
>>218077418
That Ashford girl is really cute
>>218077167>AryanNow I understand why he's uncut....
>>218077113Yeah, Westerosi music's shit.
>>218077402>>218077438these actresses should have switched places
>>218077115contemptuous hostility. no-one has to take lip from a whore
>>218077470No, darkie should be deleted and all girls should look like >>218077438
>>218077475Pretty sure a whores lips can be used for all kinds of things
>>218077442You really think?
>>218077115I hope she's red down there.
>>218077485it would explain why no one seems to care about her
>>218077493Get in there, Drogon. Your monstrously outsize scaly dick deserves respite.
>>218077268Ick.>>218077438Pale babies with Gwin Ashford.
>>218077424Is that bessie behind the pink haired chick?
>>218077424oh for shit's sake they still do these, I had no idea
>>218077555I mean you think about it, its makes sense, not only does he get a few thousand extra for the night, it also bring in extra customers who are buying more drinks. Its easy money.
>>218077115I love sluts, bros.
>>218077592yeh, point understood
>>218077115I'd fuck a baby into this that wouldn't die despite the moon tea.
>>218077592Bars are allowed to show it though? Over here we need a permit to do that.
>>218077603That's a whore, anon. As I best I can ascertain a slut wouldn't demand money.
>BESSEH
>>218077115I know there's an actress already casted for her but she should've been Rohanne
>>218077424Fair play to 'em, the audience isn't nearly so easily impressed as I'd have thought they'd be.
Look, I know Duncan and Baelor had a pretty shitty day, but think what an incredible tourney this has been for Raymun!>made some new friends>got knighted>legally beat up his cousin and some Targshit>won glory and renown in the first trail by 7 in hundreds of years>and to top it all off he got to see another Targshit get brainedIt's probably the highlight of his life.
>>218077612he would be paying for a commercial license, it would still be a net profit I'm sure, otherwise why bother?
I’ve never known a joust to chance the price of eggs
>>218077620whores are just sluts who were smart enough to start charging
>>218077679Not bad.(I know I'd rather be knighted by Ser Lyonel than by a fraud like Dunk).
>>218077715exactly, so he's making alright i guess.
>>218077679not to mention he started a whole new branch of the house, he may not know it yet but he just became the patriarch of a whole new noble line, also gained favor with the future king
>>218077679>best nameday party ever
>>218077611great! he'd be named Robert but nicknamed "Sweetrobin"...or "Orson"
>>218077734>I'd rather be knighted by Ser Lyonelwe all have our preferences anon
With the mentions of songs in this thread i have to say i really enjoyed Egg singing that limerick in the 2nd(?) episode while he is sitting in the branches about the Blackfyre rebellion.I thought it was funny
>>218077064Why would syrio die for arya? He has no reason to protect her
>>218077834I do not care at all for Jawge's attempts at songwriting but yeah, young Master Ansell met a standard appropriate for some kid with horrible stage parents.
>>218077838He was a true knight
>>218077825Can we get one thread without fucking Darkstar shitters in it? Asking for a friend.
>>218077838ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?!
>>218077865no
I liked the episode even with the flashback and all but for having an entire episode about Dunk recruiting 6 other people, it was basically impossible to follow what everyone else was doing during the battle. I’d rather they moved the flashback to a different episode and let everyone be visible during the battle.
>>218077612The writing from S4 onwards was specifically catered to reaction channels. Screenings like this are all D&D & Cogman approved.
>>218077864>>218077866He is not a knight. Nobody would have died if he just moved aside.
>>218077866SER GEROLD DAYNE, THE KNIGHT OF HIGH HERMITAGE: I will take Ser Duncan's side! AERION: I yield like the cowardly boybedder I am!OTHO BRACKEN: (noisily follows through)
>>218077897All men are fools and all men are Knights where women are concerned
>>218077438>your cock is big and stupid!>*slaps it*
Have to respect Aerion, he can handle himself in a life-or-death situation.
>>218077679not to mention the Beesbury meaderies, one of his biggest market competitors, was dealt a serious blow
>>218077825>implying he's even knightedlmao
>>218077947can't wait to link up with my domme later today>>218077958they're on the same teamno way they haven't made some brews together
>>218077838>syrio>dead
>>218077506You think lady Beesbury paints it orange down there?
>>218077438I would force myself on her
>>218077897>letting Lannister creeps take away the daughter of the hand of the king that is employing youhe knew shit was going down and protected her because he is no craven
>>218077958>"Congratulations my second son Twizzler Beesbury, one day all this will be yours!">>218077970Darkstar? Of course he is.
>>218078001she goes with a zebra striped, black/orange pattern, as is tradition
>>218078006
>>218078011>starring Jesse Eisenberg as Daemon II Blackfyre aka "John the Fiddler"!or Michael Cera if he's unavailable
>>218077834>>218077847>Prince Baelor was the first born>Prince Maekar sprang out last>Daemon was the bastard>So they kicked his bastard>Grass is green in summer>Green grass i adore>But grass is red all over>When you kill a rebel>Horses die in battle>This battle was the front>Blackfyre's not a trueborn>He came from the wrong>Country was in peril,>The Anvil was a rock>The Hammer smashed the bastard>With his giant veiny>Host of Donish spearmen
>>218077825>getting knighted by someone that can only hurt little girls What a kn*ght he was
>>218077064He's Jaqen, dummy. Even the normies got this.
>>218078065>believing nog Dornish propagandaPfft.
>>218078036
BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITSDIEDIEDIEMUTANT BASTARDS WHO FUCK SHEEP
>2030>GRMM dies from the beetus>every single book is released>he's been done with all of them this whole time, he just hates his fanbase and doesnt want to hear their critiques >theyre kino and fix everything that soured the franchisescreencap this my dad works at hbo i got the inside scoop
>>218078068That really shrinks the setting way down. Arya learned different things from Syrio and Jaqen. She beat the lady terminator with stuff she didn't learn from the Faceless Men.
I can’t wait for a Beesbury to be one of the faith’s seven champions against Cersei.
>>218078100Syrio: "There is only one god, and his name is death." It is known. And there's a reason they didn't show Syrio's death. It's obvious he ended up in the dungeons, where Jaqen was taken from. It's obvious Jaqen was just wearing his face, and there's a reason he takes an immediate interest in Arya.That terminator crap and the gut-stab-shit-canal rebound is pure D&D trash; even Martin couldn't write something that dumb.
>>218078094My friend is a showfag and never reads the books or looks at shit about it on the internet and he was very confused by the Blackfyres, especially in relation to the flashback scene. He didn't understand why they wouldnt take dunk's targ leather belt, but it's understandably confusing considering that the belt had a regular targ sigil on it. Whoops. Show has done a pretty poor job of explaining it thus far but I guess it doesnt matter until the 2nd rebellion
>>218078099>he's been done with all of them this whole time, he just hates his fanbase and doesnt want to hear their critiquesGod that would be so based.I hope he outlives Preston too.
>>218078099>>he's been done with all of them this whole time, he just hates his fanbase and doesnt want to hear their critiques Honestly I've been thinking this for some time, it could be on his will.
>>218078136these are all just hints so in season 2 it doesn't come out of nowhere the hedge knight had no blackfyre references since the fatman hadn't thought it up yet, you wikifag
>>218077879Did an edgy 11 year old come up with that character?
>>218078100I'm not really convinced that S=J but also the Hound is dubious Meryn 'Fucking' Trant beat Syrio if he's really a First Sword to the Sealord of Braavos. Hound's another 'mentor' type teaching Arya about stuff.Wait is H=S=J??? Never seen Hound and Jaqen in the same scene...
Have been playing CK3 in the Riverlands and Fossoway chads have marched 10,000 men to war no less than 3 times in the last 25 years to protect my granddaughters holdings in the blackwater rush.
>>218078130>can this be honourable man that won’t give a little girl to pedo like Trant?>NO! This must be elaborate plot, story can’t have good people, just calculated self-serving pricks
>>218078190Syrio is the anti faceless men, he was made first sword because he could see through the illusion of the first lord of bravos and knew it was just a regular cat. The Swords of Bravos are to counter the faceless men, who are opposed to the ruling body of bravoss t. Preston (I'm still working through dunk surviving SH I'm not sure I will ever recover) Jacobs
>>218078136The comic adaptation of Hedge Knight was the first thing I read about this universe and I didn't get what the Blackfyre stuff was about. ASOIAF relies a lot on the audience knowing stuff that's outiside he books and shows.
>>218078225I don't even know what you made that strawman out of.>>218078231If there were a real Syrio and he was really trying to destroy the faceless men, that's all the more reason for the faceless men to kill him. And take his face. Also, nobody has ever heard of the e-celeb you're sucking off.
Green apple fancamhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BqS4iwYV448
>>218078094Dumb eggBow to Daemon chadfyre
The Blackfyre's have too cool of a name to be jobbers
>>218078276>nobody has ever heardlmao, can these newfags please go
Leaks up
>>218078300Did you forget your tripcode you rancid fucking homo?
>>218078319what the fuck are you talking about you brain dead idiot? really please go the fuck back kid
Only the hardest art may quote this post
>>218078080Thank you anon, i shall save itI went to the episode wrote it all and took a shitty screenshot for my postI need to get with the times
THE BAD APPLE
>>218078292If they spelt it with an "i" instead of a faggotyass "y" I'd probably even agree.
>>218077834The way Egg was whittling that stick looked super dangerous though. One wrong move and he would cut himself in the leg, probably hit an artery and die. Dunk needs to teach him propper knife etiquette asap.Also it was super obvious it was a dull prob lol.
>>218078395you never sharped a stick as a kid? lol
>>218078331
>>218078311meh
>>218078448A BROTHER I LOVEDA BROTHER I HATEDA WOMAN I DESIRED
>>218078428lol yeah, and I'm sure the way I did it wasn't super safe either. But I never whittled anything lying half down like Egg there and aiming at my thigh. >>218078080
>>218078395I didn't pay attenetion the first time I saw it, but yeah, you'r kinda right. Funny thing is, I feel like the props department gave him a dull blade, because they thought it would be safer. But anyone who knows anything about knifes knows that a dull one can be more dangerous than a sharp one
Did they make Raymund gay in the finale?
>>218078500he isn't, look again >>218078080 its directly away from himself, its actually pretty safe what he's doing
>>218078531I felt like he always seemed like he was kinda gay for dunc. Same goes for Lyonel too really. I don't trust any modern production to have zero fags, so the dude who was dancing shirtless with other men, and the dude who keeps trying to invite dunc into his tent for a cider are kinda massive warning lights
>>218078511the smart thing would be to have the blade sharp on one side ar the hilt, so he could whittle, and the rest of the blade is blunt, in fact I'm pretty sure thats exactly what they did
>>218078531>>218078570>freindship between men is gaythis is lotr all over again, fucking zoomers and women, ffs
>>218078531Can we just have one show that doesn't have to get mired down in this culture war nonsense? I've been enjoying it so far.
>>218078596Modern hollywood killed male frienship.
>>218078596We both know that if they tried to make LoTR today, they would 100% include a gay kiss. In fact, I think they did exactly that in RoP(e)
>>218078643>they did exactly that in RoPThank god I didn't watch that shit
>>218078531>right-wing griftersCarmine and Preston learned that phrase about two years or so ago, probably from social media overdose. And now they are parroting it every chance they get as self-assurance. I find it pretty telling that wokies can not comprehend that anyone could be genuinely anti-woke. They always have to see conspiracies everywhere, belive their oposition is astroturfed etc.
>>218078689I didn't see any of the usual rw media youtubers giving this show ANY attention until after episode 4 blew up and people were talking about it. They are fucking vultures.
>>218078689it's weird how people can have such three dimensional theories and nuanced analysis of characters from a fictional world, but cannot comprehend someone having a different world view than theirs in real life for any reason other than being evil or wanting to make money. Like they can understand Joffrey, Euron and even Ramsay, but they can't understand Trump and politics is suddenly black-and-white.
>>218078689The political sphere is full of grifters. They just look selectively at the right wing ones while ignoring the socialist influencers with three houses and sports cars.
>>218078643>2033>the Silmarillion is in theaters, rated G>the first 45 minutes is hardcore pornography of Elf-Hobbit-Dwarf-Orc orgies overseen by cosmic horror tentacle demons summoned by Morgoth>there are no vaginas>the facial expressions of all audience members are monitored in real time by advanced in-theater AI snipers, and anyone displaying less than perfect ecstasy is executed on the spot>attendance is mandatory 3 times per weekThank you, Jews.
>>218078689To be fair, i can't comprehend anyone besides extreme outliers being woke.Almost everybody i know dislikes immigrants and most find trans stuff to atleast be weird.
>>218078735anyone who waits to grift a show until AFTER moistcritical, grifter among grifters, is a true grifterThat guy fencesits for the longest time until he magics his way to the correct opinion.
Just watched the latest episode. Didn't much care for it. The fight seemed to be edited badly, cuts were too drawn out.The constant, repetitive wounding of Dunk became comedic.The moments meant to be dramatic were too overwrought, they felt unearned because they weren't setup properly. Dunk fakeout dying (twice) interrupted the emotional momentum of the duel.Then when the crowd starts chanting for Dunk it was just cringe-inducing, it needed more shots of the crowd wincing at every wound he receives.
Where are the hot bitches yo
hotd teaser is out in 10 minutes
>>218078494Which brother did he love and which one did he hateBittersteel and Daemon?
Anyone know where tumblr is keeping the Aerion/Egg fics? If Aerion had gone through with the threat he made to Egg.
After the trial of seven how did dunk go back to being a regular hedge knight for the rest of the story? He fought in a trial of seven with at least three high lords, four princes and the kings guard that resulted in the heirs death and his victory.How does he not become well known as fuck after that?
>>218078841
BENEATH THE GOLD
>>218078856Daeron and Bittersteel
>>218078864well known hedge knight
>>218078873>13? ZAMN
>>218078856Loved Daeron and hated bittersneed
>>218078856Loved DaemonHated AegorServed Daeron
>>218078889I knew he loved bittersteel all along
>>218078596even if he does some gay shit in the finale we know he's max bi because unlike Renly, he secures a castle and a wife and his descendants exist in ASOIAF
We know literally nothing about Bloodraven’s relationship with Daeron, so it makes no sense for people to automatically assume that’s the “brother he loved”. At least with Daemon, we know they were having sex leading up the Rebellion.
>>218078856Loved Daeron, hated bitterseethe.
>>218078924he won't do some weird gay shit, but xitter fags and women will do what they do
>>218078864He went from being a homeless guy with a horse and sword, to a homeless guy with a horse, sword and squire that you might have vaguely heard about a single time.
>>218078769Th-thanks, Palantir.
Stop liking this show. It's garbage, myself and others are sick of hearing all the praise its been getting from you faggots.
>>218077032he looks like a fag in both pictures tho
>>218079042but enough about HOTD, lets discuss Dunk some more
https://x.com/HouseofDragon/status/2024514345536016785it's up
>>218079087booooring
>>218079087Bit too late for Tessarion eh?
>>218078841>>218079102
>>218079106what the fuck is this supposed to be
>>218079087If I wanted to look at fanfic level trash I'd just go to wattpad or that other fanfic site full of of fujo foids.
lel
>>218079122the fit is pretty good
>>218079122I like that armor
Why is her neck so short
>>218079087Eeeh
>is a literal nobody in his own house>awkward nervous and unconfident >meets dunk >becomes confident >aids Dunk in the tent against Aerion>gets fucking knighted by Lyonel Baratheon in front of hundreds of people watching including the most powerful people on the planet>helps his new friend even though it will be a guaranteed death>doesn't die>gets his own house and lordship>the legendary and beloved Baelor tells you his last words directly>all in like 3 daysIs he the most based character? I love his actor he has a perfect look for this.
>>218077633Rohanne? The wife of daemon?
>>218079087>only one more episode of JaceMaybe Rhaenyra will finally become the hateful person she's meant to b
>>218079097not really, daeron appeared for the first time when the war started
>>218079154Don't forget that Dunc becomes a legendary figure and the fact that you were his bestie makes you a somewhat legendary figure too
This line makes it sound like its 100% fan fiction
>>218079087Meh. Too many blacks (if you know what I mean). But Rhaenyra loked hot I guess. Did they always put that much makeup on the actress?
>>218079139To compensate for doctor who's dragon with the long neck
>>218079155No, the red widow. For Rohanne of Tyrosh they'd probably cast some mystery meat like they did for Valarr's wife Kiera of Tyrosh.
I wish they had never made HotD. I wish none of this had happened.
Vermax looks cool
>>218079087
I enjoy that Akotsk has made an attempt to bring the color and life to westeros like what we have in the books. Everything is rainbows and bright and colorful in the books. Everything.
Hotd S3 leaks
>>218079102>>218079106Here for weird lesbian looking bitches though neckfu and dreamfu
>>218079228
>>218079230thank you ser
>>218079195So do all who live to see such dogshit shows but that is not for them to decide.
>>218079228not reading thatnot watching thatnot caring about that
are you going to bother watching HOTD season 3? I feel almost nothing watching the trailerevery character sucks and I don't care what happens to them
>>218079216AWWWW SHIEEEEET
ITS UP
>>218079087yo nigga where sunfyre @?
>>218079228Dunk-shitting-to-GOT-OST.webm
>>218079275daemongwayneaemondottoworth watching
>>218077958kek
>>218079293Why would they spoil that
>>218079301aegon's actor carries the greens
>>218079310SOVL
>>218079275nope. I'll shitpost in the threads 100% but im not wasting time on this shit, I didnt for season 2 eitherI want to see nyra get chomped tho
I seen father but does mother even have a bit for s3?
I am officially confusedWhat the FUCK are they going to do with Alicent? I feel like they have written themselves into a corner
>>218079324you will have to wait for s4 for that to happen. this season will end with god's eye
>>218079324Luv slags, simple as
>>218079346who gives a shit man
>>218079195all we have to decide is what to do with the dogshit that is given us, mock it brutally
>>218079087>alicent will give us the red keepwhat the actual fuck is this?
has anyone thought about this:Millyum allcock
>>218078094>explodes his children
Jacebros its so fucking over
>>218079087This looks so bad after watching D&E kino.Only character I still enjoy is Ser Crispy Chicken.
So obviously Alicent is getting BTFO when they realize Aegon isn’t there and that’s when she hopefully realizes that Rhaenyra is a cunt.
Kinda sucks I just reread the books while AKotSK has been airing and I even played a little CKii with the mod….by the time HotD airs i’m gonna be so over asoiaf
I don't give a shit about HotD.
>aegon has abdicated the throne???
Alicent and The Bug Queen get taken prisoner when Rhaenyra takes Kings Landing don’t they?
>>218079463He left remember? He escaped kings landing
>>218079301daemon is kind of a faggot, started out promising but ehh
I forgot Aegon had that weird line about his charred chode falling off after Rook's Rest
>>218079482That’s how it’s supposed to be. Alicent sues for peace but shit talks Rhaenyras sons(your sons were bastards lol my grandchildren were babies and their deaths were worse) and she gets locked up. Then Helaena dies after and then the riots happen.
>>218079486He went into hiding. Abdicating would mean aemond is now the king
>>218079503>king is missing >”oh yeah man he told me he’s abdicating haha”Easy.
>>218078094
>>218079482Yeah, and Rhaenyra forces Alicent and Helaena into prostitution as the "Brothel Queens". Not that we will see that in the show of course.
>>218079154He also has one of my favorite lines in the show.Anyone have a webm of him passionately ranting about targeryns being incestious aliens?
>>218079154Please tell me there is a red barrel version of this with india.
>>218079560Kys mysaria. Get FLEA’d
HOTD TRAILER https://youtu.be/rgBdJ6t4i-I?si=RHS9S8Quyikh-qjO
What’s up with show Alicent
How does Westeros maintain law and order if any retard hedge knight can beat up a prince of the realm and then demand trial by combat and beat him up again?
>>218079560No and this >>218079501Is making it sounds like scissoring with Alicent and Rhaenyra isn’t very likely either and I don’t even think Alicent and lord footfag will be in the same city anymore
>>218077186This one?
>>218079560damn. we need to see helaena getting the dihh
>>218079362I do, or else I would not have asked
>>218079595he would have died right there if egg didn't step in. they weren't fucking around
I'm literally Baelor because I'd have to lock my daughter in the Maidenvault to stop myself from breeding her
Can anything in the rest of Akotsk ever match the stakes of the trial or be as "epic" or cool
>>218079154>I love his actor he has a perfect look for thishe looks like a massive fucking dork, which I agree, is perfect for his character arc. Well done, HBO.
>>218079595Duncan is just a special boy. He does a bunch of shit that would get your average hedge knight gelded and hung from a tree but gets away with it because he's the protagonist of GEORGE R R MARTIN'S A KNIGHT ON THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
>>218077115GODS BLESS RED AND HER TITS
>>218077113Cute
>>218079595GRRM's world of Earthos doesn't make sense. Like they actually let the heirapparent join the Trial of the Seven instead of, idk, pay someone in their stead, etc.
Cute and canon
>>218079595>demand trial by combat and beat him up againHighborns are allowed to name a champion to fight for them. If A-Arion had commanded one of the kingsguard to take his place in a standard trial by combat, Dunc probably would have ended up gutted like a fish. He would probably loose face as a knight, for not accepting the challenge himself, but he was under no obligation
>>218079594Retarded lesbian but I repeat myself
>>218079595The prince could have sent someone to fight in his stead. And this shit is at least limited to knights. Rando plebs couldn't demand trial by combat.
>>218079626>AkotskAll the cool kids call it K7K.
>>218079622>two of three sisters turned into raging sluts because Baelor thought it was a good idea to throw his fourteen to eleven year old sisters into pre-emptive horny jail during their formative years instead of just getting a courtier to raise them rightHonestly, bit of a retard.
>>218079087Meh
>>218079675>letHe's the Hand of the King, literally no one can stop him from entering besides the king himself, who is far away
>>218079087>all the comments just shitting on the trailer while praising Dunk & Egg
>>218079559For all the talk how he was a shit knight and how no one remembers him, Ser Arlan was a beast even totally shit faced took out two gold cloaks without too much effort. In this house Ser Arlan is a hero.
>>218079595>and beat him up again Imagine being so ungovernable.
>>218077633>castedesl
>>218079619>be kingsguard>kill king in full view of everyone>"I demand trial by combat" >win because 2gosu>innocent before gods and mendo you see the problem yet
>>218079744Which Courtier is best for the job?
>>218079452The CK2 mod is peak, the CK3 mod doesn't have the same charm to it.
>>218079154Yeah what a tourney that was…
>>218079756Gold cloaks aren't exactly great fighters, they're basically just muggers who signed up to be cops
>>218078871thing is, aren't they both supposed to be in their 60s here?
>>218079726>And this shit is at least limited to knightsknights and nobles, but yea
>>218079767Lady Doesn't have three bastards by two baby daddies.
>>218079769ck3 mod has way more stuff in it and gets updates
>>218079767
here we go
>>218078531>because it was the right thing to dono it was because of racism
>>218079776Thats true, but you expect that they could handle some fighting being cops. And like I said try absolutely blacked out drunk puking fighting two armoured men.
>>218079831Unwin is such a chad.When I find myself at an impasse I often ask myself "what would Unwin do?".
>>218078885THE BITTER STEEL!
>>218079836two things can be true at the same time
>>218079892racism...is the right thing to do?
>>218078068He's not Jaqen.Jaqen doesn't even appear again past COK, the dumb showrunners just added him in Braavos to appeal to dumb ignorant normalfags.
>>218079831Misery is a Japanese girl. Is she in the show already? I only watched s1
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>>218078531>He can't just be a good friend>He can't just be honourable and brave>No he did it because he is in love with the tall guyI hate it so much
>tfw your son dies
>>218079916mysaria?hooooo boiiii
>>218078531He was gay? Raymun Fossoway?
Raymun can’t be gay. He is bi at best. He has a new House to start, after all.
>>218079967Ehh I’d throw her a fuck but only if Emma D’Arcy is involved
>>218079949As a gay man I agree. You don’t need to be gay to form the strongest of bonds with other men (although I certainly notice a lot of straight boys acting gay as fuck for some reason).
>>218077679Good times.
>>218080025> although I certainly notice a lot of straight boys acting gay as fuck for some reasonThis is normal
>>218079963wow this bitch looks ugly as hell
>>218079380>he forgot how bad the ending of Season 2 was when Alicent came over to Dragonstone to tell Rhaenyra she could kill her sons and take KL if they only spare him, her daughter, and her granddaughter
>>218079980No, if he was gay he would have had 5 sex scenes by now and everyone would make fun of him for being gay like they did with Loras.
>>218077115pusy
>>218080025yeah I would even mind so much if they made him bi/gay, but the only reason they it would make sense to put it in the last episode is to shit on his motivation, and most of all their friendshipIt would be like suddenly revealing in the last episode that Dunk had the hots for Tansell.Or they just show him that he spent a knight with lyonel, as a best case.
>>218080152It's true, it was so terrible I can barely remember the last episode other than >alicent floats in a lake>tranny pirate mud wrestling
>>218080165>*a nightlol
>>218079381Milking allcocks
>>218079622based
>>218079585I will watch it (or at least the first episode) but completely lost interest during S2.
>>218078099The most outlandish part of this post is the idea that GRRM will last until 2030.
>>218080231He's looking fucking ROUGH recently, gaunt cheeks and all
>>218080231mine own nuncle grrm is as spry as a summer hare, and as swift as a dragon
Who would you want to fuck if you were gay thoI find the women a lot more attractive than the men desu
>>218079595most of the time if you tried to beat him up, the kings guard would just kill you right then and therewithout a trial i.e. self defense
>>218077470You want to see Gwin be a poor and get her throat slit?
>>218080183the most beautiful targaryan
>>218079595Dunc had 2 different princes (Egg and Baelor) step in on his behalf and prevent Aerion from just having him executed for it.
>>218077885This isn’t hotd anon, they have a budget
>>218080271Criston Cole is so fucking molestable.
what is she looking at?
>>218080332who cares
>>218080317Maybe if he had mommy issues he wouldn't have died.
>>218078856It’s almost too obvious that I’m gonna go contrarian and say he loved Daemon and hated Daeron
>>218080332ottos execution
>>218080332my penis
>>218079139>tfw dragon is a neck-letSay it ain’t so, boys ;_;
>>218080332Criston Cole’s head on a dildo
>>218080332the script
>>218080332my dick
>>218079275I didn't bother to watch the trailerbut yeah, I'll watch season 3 eventuallyKermit, Daemon and Aemond make it worth itno Nettles suck, but it is what it is
>>218080344Bloodraven loving Daemon and choosing loyalty to the Targs over and him and putting him down ultimately adds some extra pathos to his story.
>>218080278At least then I would care
If Eddard had taken the throne instead of Robert, who would have been Lord of Winterfell?Benjen already took the Black at that point right?
>>218080332Probably Otto’s death. If it was Helaena she’d probably smile.
Bloodraven needed to use magic to beat Daemon LMAOOOThat means Daemon won
>>218078331>>218080354
>>218080317kek
>>218080412After watching Kingsmen and HotD I’ve come to the conclusion that he should play a wizard.
>>218080412Do they grow weed in the reach?
>>218080332Seven Hells. You could land Balerion the Black Dread on that big ass forehead
>>218080001>He has a new House to start, after allExactly he's going to be drowning in pussy after word of the Trial gets around.
>>218080332thie thread hitting 350+ without someone making a new one
>>218080428>HIGH towerYou tell me.
>>218080427I think he'd make a terrific Lord-Ruler in Sanderson's Mistborn movie, but I don't know if he looks the part.
>>218080432He will surround himself with fellow applebois
>the perfect ending doesn't exis-
I don't care about the books but I really want to see the hightower god btfoing euron with magic
>>218080463They will ruin it. They will make her look le strong womyn in the face of death.
>>218080466>Leyton at the Hightower
>>218080463well that's not the ending...
>>218080383>Benjen already took the Black at that point right?No shot. Benjen took the black after the rebellion. There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.
>>218080383A Karstark
>>218080466Euron and Leyton are both playing with forces they do not understand. They will both mutually kill each other. The irony is that nobody will claim Oldtown. It will be destroyed. Both parties destroyed. Never fuck with magic.
>>218080484It is for her.
>>218080463he probably starts with her head to eat her in six pieces
>>218080494Leyton probably understand magic after spending the last like 40 years doing nothing but studying magic.
>>218080479Yeah, she'll probably make a stoic face and then it will cut before we see her eaten
>Euron summons krakens>Leyton summons deep ones>Both decide to team up and eat the humans This is going to happen
>>218080376Simple as.
>>218080463If no one makes a party rock edit with Rhaenyra's death scene I'm going to make it myselfIt won't happen until season 4 though probably, right?>>218080484As far as the show goes it seems to be ending when Alicent, Rhaenyra, and Aegon all die and won't go into the Hour of the Wolf.
>>218080332My cock
>>218079195So do all who live to see such shows and their spinoffs but the septons tell us we must love our brothers, all you have to decide is what to post with the time that is given to you
>>218080502Nah he’s just a senile old man and his daughter (“the mad maid”) isn’t any saner
>>218077470So you’re saying you want to see her throat slit? What the fuck is wrong with you
>>218080466I'm praying the literal Hightower ends up being a big laser like they allegedly had at the Siege of Syracuse that burned sails of ships and men alike.
>>218080479>>218080498Aegon will just tell Sunfyre 'Dracarys' and just burn Rhaenyra till she falls in the ground OR they'll not show the scene instead Sunfyre's shadow taking bits out of Rhaenyra's shadow.
>>218080489What if he took it before the war though?He'd have no idea one of his brother would die and the other would end on the throne
>>218080463>ignoring the other third part of the storyColourfaggotry is a mental illness.
>>218080544
>>218080513Na, the Hightower is actually a mech. The bit we see if just the very top of it. It's currently submerged beneath the ocean, as it is sat down. Euron thinks he is slick but it will stand up, smash the Ironborn and sit back down and no-one will believe it happened that way.
>>218080542> I'm praying the literal Hightower ends up being a big laser like they allegedly had at the Siege of Syracuse that burned sails of ships and men alike.Are you saying Leyton Hightower is like fucking Archimedes? Archimedes was a reputed wizard, I guess…
>>218080538Don't tell me the scene wouldn't have a better emotional impact at least
>>218079346>I feel like they have written themselves into a cornerthey have, we have talked about it to death, Allicent cannot be salvagedeven fucking Maekar as flawed as his son is cannot give up on him
>>218080463They'll probably pussy out on throwing Jaehaera out the window into a bunch of spikes anyways.
>>218080564>actually a mechThat's the Titan of Braavos.
I'm not a bookfag, but i heard Rhaenyra gets fat, any chance of getting sexy chubby Emma D'arcy this season or ever?
>>218080567> Archimedes was a reputed wizard, I guess…I always found it cool how the ancient Greeks saw knowledge of nature and artifice as a form of magic / separate from woo woo superstition (they accused demons and crap of being just a higher race or tier of charlatans that gives out cheats—similar to asoiaf magic) that was the domain of the mind
>>218080466>>218080502Reminder that Leyton having dabbled in magic and him coming down to cast magic missile on the ironborn any day now is a desperate rumor going around a besieged city.I'm afraid that it's actual Steiner's counterattack-tier cope.
Does Rhaenyra die this season or will they drag that out several more years?
>>218080317kek, guess lyonnel prefers to be on Maekar's side in a fight
>>218080616surely last season, 4th.
>>218080610Magic in ASOIAF is 100% sinister and being enforced by something alien and unseen. It might even be a leftover. For all we know R’hllor is some sentient rock orbiting the planet.
>>218080597That’s too far in the future
>>218080603if we're strictly following the books she should've been fat already in season 2.
>>218080642A leftover of what?
>>218080642Tru. Anything capable of making religion and hocus pocus real is evil. It’s a game.
>>218080531i miss him bros, we didn't get enough baelor
>>218080494What do you think happens to Sam and Marwyn's wizard gang in that case?
>>218078099>>218078138>>218078139This is 100% what's going to happen. I'm sure he's convinced himself that those are "just 1st drafts, and I'll actually finish them later". But he's sitting on the versions that will be published
>>218080616Making a radical prediction that they are going to slow this turd to a crawl and we won't even get Rhaenrya taking King's Landing until the s3 finale
>>218080660For all we know something truly eldritch influenced the primeval past of asoiaf, then left, and only its remnants remain. Maybe the ‘deep ones’ are degenerated and mutated and less-capable forms of something that came before. Who knows.
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING DISCORDI CAN'T IMAGINE BROWSING THIS BOARD WHEN THIS GENERAL DIES
>>218080674Marwyn already left. Some think he’s Moqorro in disguise.
>>218080642Did GRRM just recylce his lore to make Eldenrings lore?I thought his major part in Eldenring was writing the weird incest family tree.
>>218080558Funny how this is the ONLY subtle prophecying in hotd/dunk. All of the other prophecies have just been literal spoilers without any little bit of ambiguity. Why can't they do it right again? What do you gain doing random spoiler drops like this?
>>218079228>Rhaenyra is hurt by the throneNot happening. They have white washed her way too much for that. Maybe if the "twist" at the end of GoT had been well received, they might do that.
>>218080706It's all just a storyand you're just a part of it
>>218080701The lore of ER is ripped from asoiaf in some places. Ripped from LotR and Berserk in others. Some enemies like the Crystalians are perfect copies from old RPG books. Miyazaki is a massive fanboy. He loves throwing in nods to the works that inspired him. George does this too. The red priests exist in the world of ER in the form of the fire monks and their blood sorcerers. The Carians are a mix of Stark and Targ.
>>218080743and who has a greater story than Bran the Broken?
>>218080616I dont think the show will get into that before cancellation
>>218080612I really like this one, but shouldn't he have sword?
>>218080544>>218080479My prediction is Sunfyre won't listen to Aegon's commands and Rhaenyra will be the one to command Sunfyre to kill her, showing that she was the true Mother of Dragons
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I bet George and Miyazaki were excited when discussing incest and twinks.
>>218079228>>218080713>>218080680I pictured this will happen in the scene of the last episode of season 3, lords and ladies swearing allegiance to Rhaenyra sitting on the throne then when the sun rises up she will stand and walk away from the throne and there will be bloodtrails behind her. Camera focuses on the blood trail then END.
>>218080706Joffrey already spoiled the ending when he was talking with Marg in the church when he was giving her the rundown on the Targs. Rhaenyra's and Aerion's endings.
>>218079122>unsullied kings>get it, because Aegon II's dick is gone?
>>218079790late 40's
>>218079559>ACAB aficionado even when drunk>sings dothraki songs while sobbing on his nephew's grave>that little helmet on the grave>Penis treeSer Arlan is the most based knight in the history of the seven kingdoms.
>>218079228Wow, a bunch of characters die. I might feel something if they were actually fleshed out to do more than just orbit around Alicent or Rhaenyra
Why didn't the nigress puppeter play something like Aegon's conquest while the Targaryen were around?She was fucking dumb.
agghhh...
