Viserys edishPrevious >>218097552
>Dunk fucking dies in the book at the endwhats the point anyways?
This one came first so I'm going over here
Cute and canon!
>>218101835
So what black actress is getting cast as Rohanna Webber?
>>218101891He never said that
>>218100715Cumdal despite being the gay retard he is, keeps adding Aegon scenes that draw me back in to the show
>>218101863He doesn't though. Egg turns Dunk into a dragon at Summerhall and he flies away.
>scheme to get your son on the throne in a way that ultimately ends in a bloody civil war>"ok, my sons are kinda cunty, you have my permission to kill them now, slay queen rhaenyra"what the FUCK is her problem?
Paddy is such an underrated actorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3OAXcZ75pQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XBP07GeJY
>>218101929>schemeIt was just a misunderstanding bro
>>218101929Smartest Hight*wer in action
>>218101929I would say give me season 1 Alicent back but now it's too late
When exactly is HotD supposed to end? Is it immediately after Aegon II's death?
>>218101929>>218101947>misunderstandingThis was such a pussy move by the writers.
>>218101973Probably Aegon III and Jaehaera's wedding
Coolest banner? For me it's the Boltons.
>wake up>fetch newspaper>check the Total Ratcatchers Executed This Year count>still zeroFeels good man
>>218101993
>>218101929She was in a terrible show
>>218101993awful showbanner
>>218101973I assume it's gonna end with big dick Stark and his merry band of muppets riding into King's Landing, executing some traitors and declaring Aegon III the rightful king before fucking off back to the North. Last shot is a crying toddler sitting on the Iron Throne.
>yes, boy, it's big, but good squires have to know how to handle their masters toolsArlan taught Dunk a lot of things
It's interesting how all the squabbles over who should rule (muh sword, muh crown, muh not a foid) and I don't think there were any squabbles over the person with the biggest and baddest dragon taking over
Yesterday, I'd posed a question to the anons of the /med/ical board in regards for Baelor's injury.>>>/sci/16916421>>>/sci/16916424It appears that be could have survived it*.
>>218102109If Balerion had still been alive, then that could have definitely turned into another source of squabbling. His last rider was King Viserys (before he was being chosen by the Great Council). In the past he was of course the dragon of Aegon I and Maegor the Cruel. Sounds better than a sword or a crown to me.
>>218102139no he couldn't have, nothing could have been done that at that point, even modern medicine and treatment could not have saved him
Whats everyones favorite Cole chimpout
>>218102139>trusting /sci/
I dont wanna go back to HOTDI wanna be DUNK forever
>>218101863didn't you hear the spoilers revealed by the boy who plays Egg ?GRRM told him that Dunk survives Summerhal
>>218102310At least they are working fast on season 2. Not like Pluribus S2 which will take a million years.
>>218102310Hold on how many episodes are left? It's only the beginning of the show
>>218102347Last episode this sunday
>>218102449fucks sake
>>218102310I don't know if I'll have the interest to even just hatewatch HotD. I have zero interest in it.K7K on the other hand has brought me back to Westeros in a way I haven't been since I read the books.
No idea why people are getting attached to AKOTSK given they only have material for two more seasons so season 4 onwards(2029) is guaranteed to be shit
Now that the climax is over and i know theres only 30 mins left in the season i’m already over AKotSK i’ll watch the last episode but theres not much left to happen except a little funeral angst
>>218102607
>>218102607Three good seasons would already be better than hotd's one somewhat-good season and one horrible season.
Watching for AegonColeAemond OrmundDaeronHelaena(maybe)Jaehaera
>>218102624How am I wrong you dumb nigger? There's only three novellas after that it's all fanfiction
>>218102616Personally I'm fiending for more K7K kino
Real thread>>218101829>>218101829
>>218102762Nah, that's a second born thread. Usurper
>>218101835which houses would you consider chill/confortable to be around and talk as you wish? on the other hand, which houses you would NOT feel relaxed//safe around, and would mind your tone at every sinfle sentence?
>>218102898It's a minute older actually.
>>218103075akotsk is before hotd in the line of succession
>>218102960Tyrell/BaratheonLannister/Targaryen
>>218102139they could have taken his brain out of his head, repaired it, and put it back inpro wrestler Katsuyori Shibata had this done after headbutting an opponent too hard and had bleeding on his brain
Wow the show really fucking glossed over who joined Dunc's side
>>218102198Yes he could have. He may have turned into a vegetable, but there was something that could have definitively been done.With modern medicine, his survival chances do increase to some amount, and with prolonged treatment he could have been saved.>>218102239Yeah, but they're experts thoughbeit.>>218103281True, this is a good example.
>>218103398Tbf, the Trial by 7 was mainly shown through Dunk's POV, and I suppose he was too busy to notice how his companions fared.
>in the name of the motherWhose mother?
>>218103597Yours
First Men were happy when their magnar blessed their wives with his seed.>The first night was a custom in which warlords and heroes slept with maidens on their wedding night. Pregnancies were seen by some as a blessing, as the new husbands could then raise the children of heroes as their own.So did people in Valyrian culture.>On Dragonstone, where the Targaryens had long ruled, the common folk had seen their beautiful, foreign rulers almost as gods. Many maids deflowered by Targaryen lords accounted themselves blessed if a "dragonseed" was planted in their womb, and for this reason there were many on Dragonstone who could rightly claim—or at least suspect—that some Targaryen blood ran in their veins.Dornishmen are ok with their wives cucking them.>There are other customs besides that mark the Dornish as different. They are not greatly concerned if a child is born in wedlock or out of it, especially if the child is born to a paramour. Many lords—and even some ladies—have paramours, chosen for love and lust rather than for breeding or alliance.Dothraki khals allow their friends to sleep with their wives.>In some khalasars, Jhiqui said, the bloodriders shared the khal's wine, his tent, and even his wives, though never his horses.All women of Summer Islands are prostitutes.>Be they rich or poor, male or female, of high birth or low, all Summer Islanders are expected to dwell for a time in the temples of love that dot the islands, sharing their bodies with any who might desire them.Andals? The only non-cucks in all of Planetos.
Blood and Fire.
>>218101835Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid.
I didn’t care for season 1 of hotd and viserys is an extremely overrated character
>Casually has better feats than Robert Baratheon, Arthur Dayne, Jaime Lannister and Barristan Selmy *bites apple*
>>218105004big hands
I want another episode next week as well
>>218101835Sooo... Are R'hllor and the Drowned God some kind of ancient, maybe even pre-Valyrian powerful blood mages? Has Euron figured it out, and is he trying to reach "godhood"?
>>218105059*gets cut*
>>218105004If you win the tourney, you could ask for her hand and Lord Ashford would have to grant it or have egg on his face in front of the Royal Family.
>>218105002
>>218105092Say less.
>>218105087That's what he's going to do to Harry Hardying's groin on the first tilt of their joust
>>218105082Drowned God is original god of the First Men before they got tricked into worshipping (((weirwoods))).
>BEHOLD ME NOW>I am Aegon Targaryen>Second of his name>I am Visery's TRUE HEIR>Sixth king of the Andals, and the roynar AND THE FIRST MEN>I was anointed by the high septon in the light of the seven>and its in their name I stand before you now>STRIKE ME DOWN AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTION>The warriors sword will bring judgement upon you>yes, YES, YOU MAY WELL DRAW BACK>For now you see me as I truly am>Dreadful in vengeance>RIGHTIOUS AND GLORIOUS
did Bloodraven lend darksister to Baelor? why the fuck would he bring a Valyrian steel sword to the fight
>>218105122>a Valyrian steel swordIt's not
>>218105111imagine dunc's 8 inch schlong insider her
>>218105122i don't think that's dark sister
>>218102109>I don't think there were any squabbles over the person with the biggest and baddest dragon taking overliterally why Maegor became king instead of Aegon the Uncrowned. He called dibs on the throne and when Aegon amassed an army and marched on Kings Landing Maegor rode in on Balerion and ate him and his dragon alive
>>218104969yea i thought there were actually some nice little changes to build the duo's chemistry like splitting the shooting star dialogue between
what is the god of light, can someone explain any of this shit
>>218105122similar design but wrong blade profile, darksister is bloodraven's valyrian steel
>>218105139What did you think she was doing this whole time?
>>218101993Bittersteel
>>218105122if he brought a valyrian steel sword into that fight then he would've accidentally killed maekar with some of those swings
>>218101993cant argue with that onethe hightower is pretty cool too
>>218105112I honestly can't even remember any of the convoluted Vale plotline anymore.
>>218105151for every time Ira annoys me he impresses me
>>218105158>House Targaryen just gives away its only two Valyrian steel swords to bastard weirdos and has none for the rest of their historyWhy are they so retarded
>>218105164>oh wow a whole tournament for my birthday? i hope i get crowned the queen of love and beautyHa jokes on you little lady your birthday is gonna turn into a political shitshow
>Seven forgive me Daemon, but you may be a stronger man than your father, Aegon IV was>Thank You Aegor, but the fundamental question is will i be as effective as a King as my dad was>And i will be>even more so, but until i am it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective
Whats house Ashford in the current Asoiaf timeline up to?
>>218105189Proper dothraki birthday though
>>218105183It's the problem of all dynasties. It just takes one fat retarded king to ruin it all for centuries.
will we live to see a television (or movie) adaptation of Duncan as a kingsguard in full armor? it'd look sick
A king who fights his own battleswouldnt that be a sight
>>218105207An Ashford quinceanera with less than 4 deaths is considered a dull affair
>euros are in westerosi>arabs and blacks are in essos>asians are in yi tido jeets not exist in GRRM world?
>>218105201https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_AshfordFuck all
>>218105224What a utopia
>times you acted like stannis baratheon
>>218101835you've got a moustache
>>218105224>jeetsIsnt that just the Lhazareen?Lamb people
>>218105224based GRRM
According to Illyrio, the Blackfyres were extinguished in the male line when Maelys was slain. Yet how can he truthful with that assertion? especially if he himself is a Blackfyre?
>>218105248>the burning mill...whatevuh happened there...
>>218105224They live in Faros, an island in Essos where people worship a cow.
>>218105263he be* truthful
>>218105263>especially if he himself is a Blackfyre?He isn't. This was explained to you in the last thread.
>>218105201literally the only mention of them chronologically after Dunk & Egg is that their holdings were the site of the only battle in Robert's Rebellion that Robert lost
Renly sissies, explain yourselves
>>218105263Illyrio isnt a blackfyre, he's married to onehe specifies the male line was extinct, there were women too
>>218105122I see you liked my theory from the last thread. In my headcanon maybe he was lent DS as part of the PR tour so the smallfolk could see it.
>>218105290the rainbow is the symbol of the seven gods. The septons in the books use crystals that refract light and creates colorful beams.notice how there are 7 colors
>>218105177I'll go over it quick>Some of Baelish's guys were honoured in the capital, mostly because they stuck it out with the Lannisters the entire time (so far). Mostly the Kettleblacks, one of whom is the head of the Goldcloaks and one of whom is on the Kingsguard and Lothar Brune who is confirmed to have killed 52 men back to back in the battle of the Blackwater, and then captured Raymun's descendant (the three Kettleblack bros are in prison ATM, hopefully Cersei frees the two she will have because Kevan imprisoned them for no reason because he is a gay jerk) >Baelish smuggled Sansa back to the Vale, after Joffrey was murdered, taking credit for the murder. He brings back Lothar as well. >Sansa is pretending to be Littefinger's bastard (Alayne)>Sansa is betrothed to Harry the Heir, who is Jon and Robin Arryn's distant relation and Heir to the Vale>Everyone in the Vale can see this for the powergrab it blatantly is, they try to remove him but Corbray goes to attack him so as recompense the faction wanting to remove him give him more time (as it turns out, Lyn Corbary was paid to do this)>They're now having a tournament to see who will Winter in the Eyrie with Sweetrobin (as his Falcon Guard), which will also turn them into hostages>It's theorised that either Littlefinger will fix the lists so he gets the best hostages, or he has some other evil plan to get certain people killed, or his plans are going to blow up in his face That's about it. There's not much more than that. Everything else is speculative. Love my Vale girls Myranda Royce and Mya Stone though.
>>218105290Am I misremembering or is the in universe flag of surrender that of a rainbow?
>>218105183i get why Daeron let Daemon keep Blackfyre but he should have never given Bloodraven Darksister
>>218105290My estimation of Renly Baratheon, as a man, just fucking plummeted
>>218105290Here's your Lord Commander bro
>>218105318Cheers, I think parts of it are trickling back. I recall certain people thinking Sweetrobin will be super duper important at some point.
>>218105306he knew he would get the sword back
>>218105345top 10 knight in the Westeros btw
>>218105290He was gay, Renly Baratheon?
Renly would've solved every problem, he is my true king and I don't care about the fact that he's gay, as long as he produces a sonif anything being gay is a net positive in this world because all the straight people are fucking their siblings for some reason
>>218105384t.loras
>>218105384Renly legitimately probably would've been the best king of the options we were given in the war of the 5 kings, not that it's saying much
>>218105384Loras pls...
>>218105375Top 2nd knight in his family
>>218101973Maiden's day cattle show.
>>218105356Everyone thinks he's going to die, hence Harry the Heir, and he's being overdosed on anxiety meds. If he died, and then something happened to Harry, there'd be no heir to the Vale and it might cause major strife there.
>>218105380GREYSCALE?
>>218105384Renly not backing Stannis in the first place led to the shitshow that was the war of five kings. With the Storm and the Reach at full strength on his side Stannis would have crushed the Lannisters and the North would have sued for peace at worse with Stannis if they didn't bend the knee.
>>218105384He should've just let Stannis be King, accept being heir and hand.
>>218105409>Renly legitimately probably would've been the best king of the options
>>218105345Oh my gawdddddd!
>>218101973It'll end with Aegon III on the throne, last shot will be his dead eyes and thousand yard stare
>>218105409not really, he was too much of a partyboy.Just look at his ''war'' campaign. They didnt even make a full days march before camping and then sitting for days having parties, feasts and tourneysRobert was so effective because he wasnt just marching, HE WAS FUCKING SPRINTING to push for the capital.
>>218105425I was thinking more that he gets visions and sits on a weirwood throne so there's *prophecy* at play or something
>>218105345m'lord do I detect mayhaps a hint of zest?
>>218105437religious jihadist freak
>>218105437Once Stannis returns to the Seven, he will take his rightful place as King
>>218105457He has friends in Braavos.He is a refugee from Old Ghis.He indulges in the Dornish vice.He's a friend of Laenor.
>>218105157zoroastrianism
>>218105437devote righteous leader
Stannis needs to take the iron islands and convert to the drowned god
>>218105224Lhazareen
>>218105157A Fire Demon, no better than the Ice Demon or the Tree Demons.
>>218101929I would love to have an honest chat with the writers. Like...this is your fucking living, do you actually think this is a more interesting narrative than the one you were paid to adapt? Did none of the actors cringe to death while doing the bullshit you wrote for them? (Like Rhaenyra making out with her spymaster after she told her how her father raped her?).This is beyond having an agenda: like, if you actually give a fuck about the message you are trying to deliver, you would make it good.
>>218105454I thought that was because he was starving Kings Landing out and was going to win without firing a shot
>>218101929They deserve it because they didn't listen to her.
>>218105437Memes aside Stannis would have been a lousy king. He has the same problem as Ned where he is completely guileless and would have absolutely been manipulated and outmaneuvered by whatever advisors and people in positions of power he kept around, only without any of the kindness or personality. Not to mention the fire sacrifice shit.
>>218105157He's the One True God trust me bro
>>218105337If he hadn't given Dark Sister to Bloodraven then Bittersteel would've killed him and won at the Redgrass field. Daeron's and his sons' heads would've been on spikes on the walls of Kingslanding by the next day.
>>218102898>>218103212Kek, so this bread really survived and succeeded.Thraed the Unlikely.
>>218105629lmao
>>218105157Moloch
>>218102643gurm gave them all the unreleased material nigger
>>218105689proofs?
how the fuck did THREE KINGSGUARDS not rape dunks entire team? how the fuck is raymun fossoway not beheaded lik 5 minutes in
>>218105711mysteriousalmost like there was some kind of divine intervention on the side of the good guys
>>218105705showrunners words
Visor's... Visor's cracked.
>>218105711Raymun is protected by the gods for embodying knightly virtue
>>218105711They explained it to you already, touristard.>how'd you become a kingsguard?>same way we became good crabbers>uhm because you're really good at what you do?>no because of nepotism, wealth and influencekingsguard are a fucking meme position that only serves to placate useful lords to the king
>>218105711Where the fuck were the Kingsguard when Dunk was smashing Aerion's face in anyways?
>>218105711Sometimes the kingsguard members are just shit
>>218105757they would still be miles better than any random shitter like raymun fossoway
>>218105774>le fog
>>218105749>he wasn't wearing a visorclearly onset targ madness
>>218105711It's propaganda that they are always the best knights of the realm. Depending on the generation, they could easily be mid as fuck knights from powerful noble families (look at the ones Cersei had: one of the fuckers was a fat man she used as a food taster).
>>218105759one probably yielded to Baelor alreadyanother fighting with Lyonelthird fighting with one eye I assume
Wait, if Illyrio is actively part of a Blackfyre conspiracy, then why did he give the dragon eggs to Daenerys? Was he really *that* confident that those would never hatch?
>>218101992You give them too much credit.
>>218105757>>218105773They instantly murdered 2 very experienced, celebrated jousters on the first charge and then disappeared for the rest of the fight. They didn't even bother to intervene when Dunk was smashing Aerion's face in.
Will this be season 3 or 4?
>>218105774keep your fucking mouth shut about raymun
>>2181058073 according to the leak
>>218105757>>218105774to add to this, i doubt a son from a family with enough wealth and influence to nepo himself in the kingsguard is just gonna be a lazy bum lounging in bed all day. more like "oh my daddy can get me in the kingsguard like THAT, thats fucking awesome, time to start training and git gud"
>>218105794You see George hadn't written the whole plot with Faegon yet when this happened so it's kind of an artifact of an earlier, less convoluted plot.
>>218105711The gods protected them. They let Beesbury, Hardying and Baelor die because the two Humpfreys were in it for revenge and Baelor was a Targaryean and part Dornish.
>>218105799let me explain it in a way even someone like you can get itskill>makear > baelor > lyonel > dunk > aerion > raymun > steffon > kingsguard > humphreys
>>218105182>sex with alysthis season or next
>>218105827pre-Robert, what was the point of the kingsguard? it's not like anyone actually threatened themthey're an honor guard
>>218105827>i doubt a son from a family with enough wealth and influence to nepo himself in the kingsguard is just gonna be a lazy bum lounging in bed all dayyou type like a r*dditor who watches preston jacobs btw
How did he get away with this?
>>218105794The opposite, I guess. He probably hoped that they would hatch with her.I guess the plan was to marry her to Faegon eventually. They needed Khal Drogo's army, but he would die one way or the other to make space for Faegon.
>>218105711Next time someone posts about The Seven not doing any miracles, you can reply to them with your question.
>>218102079>Dunk mentions Ser Arlan to proclaim how chivalrous he was and how he was a true knight>every flashback shows Ser Arlan being a belligerent drunkWhat did Dunk mean by this?
>>218105774Why, because they have better equipment?
>>218105860Aegon the Conquerer had assassination attempts.Thus Kingsguard.
>>218105569Tell me you haven't read the book without telling me you haven't read the book.GRRM goes out of his way to make it VERY clear that Stannis IS NOT Ned.Stannis is not manipulable in the way Ned Stark is. Ned is a fish out of water in King's Landing and has very little experience in governing in the South outside of his education with Jon Arryn. Stannis had spent years in King's Landing acting as Robert's Master of Ships and was well disgusted with Robert's council, he didn't trust Varys, he openly wanted to imprison Baelish, he wanted Pycelle thrown out of King's Landing and removed as Grand Maester because he knew he was a Lannister plant.Go through and reread Davos POV chapters. He was the one who got Jon Arryn to start investigating the incest, and as soon as Jon Arryn was killed he fled Dragon Stone because he rightly assumed telling Robert the truth would1. Get him killed by the Lannister2. Result in Robert dismissing him at best, imprisoning him at worst.He knew he couldn't win while he was in the capital, he knew any move he made without Jon Arryn would look like he was trying to steal the throne from Joffrey and hurt Robert's image.Stannis is insanely keen in the book because he's such a utilitarian. If you can't serve out your role, he doesn't believe you function as something worth keeping. He wouldn't be manipulating in the way Ned was specifically because he believed that people who played politics were no longer capable of carrying out their duties.
>>218105860>pre-Robert, what was the point of the kingsguard? it's not like anyone actually threatened themFamous Kingsguards like Aemon the Dragonknight died protecting their king. The king is always in some kind of danger.
>>218105866 (me)But also probably just this lmao >>218105831
>>218105875being drunk and chivalrous/true knight arent oxymorons
dancing Dunk webm please anonI haven't seen it in a while
>>218101863Did you think he was gonna live forever?
can't wait for brothel i mean bug queens brehs
>>218105111>born 2010Birth years have hit another decade I don't like this feeling bros
If you had enough money to buy one hour with a brothel queen, which one would you take?I would chose Helaena.
>>218105960seeexxxxx
>>218105993Helaena no question about itHer cunt has only been used once(1) before, practically pristine
>>218105794>why did he give the dragon eggs to Daenerys? Was he really *that* confident that those would never hatch?Dragon eggs have still existed for centuries and none have hatched despite the best efforts of lots of Targs, I don't think Illyrio had any thought at all that Dany would be able to hatch them. They were just an expensive wedding present for Dany to keep her grounded in her Targ-ness while they were selling her down the river to be a Dothraki bride.The only thing that really doesn't make sense is that within the later books, it really seems like the eggs would have been worth so much that they could have just sold them and raised a sellsword army and forgotten about the whole Dothraki plot.
>>218105960>Rhaenyra finding out that one of the men on her council did that to Alicent: What have you done?
>>218105886>Stannis is insanely keen in the book because he's such a utilitarian. If you can't serve out your role, he doesn't believe you function as something worth keeping.This is the aspect of his character I feel like D&D didn't grasp with his show portrayal. In the show he seems to have genuinely fallen for Melisandres seduction and became a Rhollor fanatic meanwhile in the books he doesn't care for Rhollor or the Seven but he keeps Melisandre around because her magic is legit.
>>218105993>>218106003
>>218105960Why there isn't proper r34 brothel queens I will never understand
>>218105428nobody has greyscale, I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT AGAIN
>>218106070>>218106002only watching s3 for helaena
Just popped in to say Ser Alliser is based and did nothing wrong.
>2026>I am….forgotten….
>>218106123cucked by tywyn
I a CHADfyre but i will admit Baelor was pretty based. I assume Bloodraven was secretly behind his downfall and his children tho. Probably knew what would happen if he went and didn't warn him at all.Carry the hell on.
>>218106147Am*
>>218105831Fair enough, but now that it's there and settled there would have to be a bit of an intrinsic plan for it to make sense. (probably another reason why George has been so reticent about finishing the last two books, that fat fuck).>>218105866This might be a reason, but would leave out some assumptions, such as how would he greatest Khal of the age be conventionally slain. Also the fact that Dany would have inevitably gotten pregnant with Drogo.>>218106018>The only thing that really doesn't make sense is that within the later books, it really seems like the eggs would have been worth so much that they could have just sold them and raised a sellsword army and forgotten about the whole Dothraki plot.Haven't gotten to the latter books, but it seem through Viserys' dialogue that those were worth a lot already. 1 for a sellsword army, 1 for a ship (and the 3rd one for a really big ship).Here's another thought; does Illyrio have more eggs? Now that he saw that those are capable of being hatched, would he attempt to do so as well?
>>218106147he was too busy living inside your head rent free
>>218105711do the math retardtwo kingsguards killed beesbury and hardying, rhysing was keeping one busy, lyonel was then keeping one busy and handled him before moving onto to help baelor deal with maekar, then he went back to handling a kingsguard again. All in all the kingsguards were taking the whole thing lightly or they just weren't all that good, kingsguards range from decent to the best fighters in the setting, like selmy, dayne, gwayne, jaime
>start a rebellion because Daeron is a pussy>heir is Baelor, the biggest Chad of the entire seriesBlackfyrebros... we never had a chance, did we?
>>218106147Bloodraven warged Maekar to kill Baelor, that's why Maekar in the books does explicitly not remember hitting his brother.Also the Maesters poisoned his mAEce
>>218106210They had a chance until bloodraven destroyed the only relevant blackfyre
>>218106174>how would he greatest Khal of the age be conventionally slain.Poison in a cup of wine.
>erm actually it was all bloodraven all alongmeme or not this character was fatman's worst thing to add to ASOIF
>>218106254Meme because the blackfyre shits hate him.
>So desperate to cast a black they cast an actor who can't keep an accent straight.
>>218106210Daemon was a bigger chad than Baelor but he probably liked and respected Baelor, even though he was half dornish, Daemon is the reason Baelor even has the nickname Breakspear
>>218106177>Is supposedly watching everything with a thousand eyes and one>Does unspeakably bad things to ensure Targaryens win against the Blackfyres and other monstrous things to keep them in power>ENTER a noble, good hearted, normal Targaryen Prince that is in line to inherit the throne>Mr. I See everything with the help of blood magic and tree demons moments before Baelor left for the tourney "............He's legit the main villain of the entire series.
began listening to the audiobooks of the main serieswasnt expecting daenerys wedding night to be that horny
>>218106311beneath the copethe bitterseethe
>>218106279tfw no cutie gutter rat gf with who you shared hardships, adventures, and dreams in your formative years
>>218106300who's the tall ginger in the middle?
>>218106279what do you even call this phenotype is it even onelike at what point does it stop becoming a phenotype and becomes an actual ape skull
>>218106344ser quentin ball
>>218106323>No counter argumentCraven
>>218106363house bracken has fallen on dark times
>>218106344fireball, the guy who trained Daemon, Baelor, Maekar
>>218106325Dunk is supposed to a be a virgin but then they show him playing house with a teenage girl.
>>218106300>Here's that hero I was telling you about.
>>218106279she's from blackburn retard she was just using her actual accent.
>>218106279She is so fucking hideous
>>218106407>she was just using her actual accent.No, she wasn't you stupid cunt. She was trying to do an Irish accent and also a Northern Irish accent.
>>218106429why would sheKL has never sounded Irish and Claffey is doing West country.
>>218106276OH N-
>>218106300>the blackfyre REBELLION>HEROS AND VILLAINS ON BOTH SIDES
>>218106401there were no signs early on anon
>>218105075GO GET THE SEASON STRETCHER. NOW.
>>218106401A real hero and a real human bean.
>>218106323Do you communicate entirely through memes at all times or just when you've run out of arguments?
>Let's the only line of none batshit crazy Targs dieWtf was his problem?
>>218101835Anyone else reading the books rn? I've read asoiaf but I bounced off Fire and Blood hard years ago. Now after akotsk and the good parts of hotd I started reading it at work and I reallly love it. Just reached the end of Jaeharys's reign, crazy how that guy basically established all the infrastructure of the kingdom.
>>218106537.....if youre blind.
>>218105794>mfw Daenerys' eggs were the ones from the blackfyre treasure>and also the ones Maelys tried to hatch>mfw faceless men have taken my face for knowing too many secrets
>>218106560He was also crazy.
Sigma move1) Sweetrobin declares himself King of the Vale of Arryn (i.e. Moon, Mountain and Rivers because why not)2) Sweetrobin uses his Kingspower to legitimize Mya Stone, making her Mya Baratheon3) Mya is the legitimate heir to Robert, as the three are bastards and daughters come before brothers all across Westeros4) Robert marries Mya and becomes Robert II
>>218101929Alicent failed to learn her place. Rhayneria is a Targ princess and can do whatever she wants, including fucking the kingsguard and having bastards. Her word is truth and law. The Hightowers are arrogant cunts that constantly overstep. Just look what happened when Aegon fell and Alicent tried becoming queen regent lmao.
Let me break it down for you>Daemon: Alpha male>Sons: ALL betas>Aegor: Beta>Fireball: Beta>Shiera: whore>vassal houses: all beta small housesBlackfyres are all pathetic except one Alpha who carries the entire team. Now let's look at the real Targaryens>Daeron: Sigma>Baelor: Alpha>Maekar: Alpha>Aemon: Alpha>Egg: Beta but I forgive him>Aerion: Beta>The Drunk: beta>vassals: Chad Great Houses with ten thousand year historiesDaeron and his children are all superior giga chads. Maekar was a bad dad and so was Egg so the next gen sucks but all in all, Targaryens are the Chad choice. Only beta males are attracted to Blackfyres and that's a fact.
shoulda showed full penetration
>>218106560he hated targs as well as blackfyres
>>218105240
>>218102139Technically speaking he died from the loss in blood pressure, not the injury itself. You might have some nerve/motor issues but can survive getting the back of your skull getting slightly caved in.
>>218106689me staring at the board in math class
>>218106018>>218106174Dragon eggs are so extremely rare that Illyrio presenting them is the only instance of anyone ever seeing them outside of Westeros after Aegon's Conquest. At the time of Dany's wedding, only 2 people in Essos know where those 3 eggs came from; Illyrio and the Sea Lord of Braavos. Why the Sea Lord of Braavos? Because back in the reign of Jaehaerys the Conciliator, the lesbian lover of a Targ princess ran off with 3 eggs from Dragonstone to buy herself ships to sail the world. The place that would pay the most amount for such eggs is the same place that has the biggest hate-boner for anything Valyrian; Braavos.Now because these eggs are so rare, the only people who are aware that the eggs won't hatch are the people who actually own the eggs. Everyone in Essos have every reason to assume that the Targaryens lost all their eggs to the Dance of the Dragons, because they know dragons went extinct with The Last Dragon. If the Targs have eggs, they'd obviously be hatching more dragons, right? The Sea Lords of Braavos, over 250 years, observed their 3 eggs long enough to know these eggs are not hatching. Nobody at Dany's wedding besides Illyrio has seen dragon eggs before. If either a Triarch of Volantis or the Emperor of Yi Ti own a dragon egg, they are not going to let anyone know it's inert. Anyone seeing the eggs would think "wow, those are going to hatch!" If they're just scaley rocks with no chance of hatching, why would anyone pay the worth of an army for them? The highest value of the eggs is when everyone believes they will hatch. Dany being given these eggs adds a ton of clout to her newlywed khalasar, this is the biggest Dothraki horde with a Targaryen khaleesi to hatch and ride those dragons.You know who REALLY HATES Targaryens and dragons? Big Bobby Baratheon. As soon as he finds out there's a Targaryen WHORE, he'll bankrupt the entire 7 kingdoms to kill her. You know who holds Robert's debts? The same bank that gave the eggs to Dany.
>>218106668>Murdered his 2 1st born sons before they hit pubertyNice try faggot
>>218106719and those eggs came from assai
>>218106668Daemon II was not a beta
>>218106742And the name of the man who brought the eggs?Albert Einstein.
Jeor Mormont giving Jon a Valyrian steel sword that had been in his house for centuries is equally baffling
>>218106668>>Daeron: Sigma
>>218106002brehs.................
>>218106762The Mormonts not selling the sword and using the gold to move somewhere more habitable than Bear Island is what's baffling
>>218106668>fireball>betaHe was the greatest knight of his generation, you shit.
>>218106649this post glows
>>218106761so... ...the jews did it?
>>218106787...and a good friend.
>>218106668>>Baelor: Alphathis is the only one you got right from the targ side
Reminder that the lannisters caused the doom of Valyria
>>218105711The Kingsguard got the two non-accidental kills despite being gimped by not being able to fight Baelor seriously. And it was two strong fighters they killed.
>>218106882Reminder that the Edgelords of Valyria known about the tales of the gold mines in Casterly Rock and didn't do anything about it.
So, who died on Aerion's side?
>>218106926no deaths
>>218105711Are we even sure the KGs are actually good and not Mery-fucking-Trant tier
>drunk old man barges in >vomits>easily beheads one town guard and quickly slaughters another>leaves without elaboratingWould you squire for Ser Arlan of Pennytree?
>>218106926No-one, that Dunk crew were only trying to disable them while Dunk got his 1 v 1, the dishonourable false knights of Maekar Kinslayer and his evil sons were trying to murder Dunk's team
>>218106689>>218106689>zero interest in the source material>didn't read the books>just doing his job>still behaves exactly like stannisit's like poetry
The anamorphic and vignette use was particularly obnoxious this episode.
>>218106955>>218106962Oh. Weak.Rest in peace Beeman and that other guy. Might play as their houses with the CK3 mod.
>>218106689
>>218106777I remember when /got/ spoke of Bear Island's comfiness and the desire to retire there with a loli Lyanna.How times change, and the mood with them.
>>218106984The (historic) Beesbury girls all look nice, they have like honey coloured hair IIRC so if you're King you can marry one and make her your Queen Bee and she will look nice next to you.
>>218106987Absolutely mad that only one of these has taken a dick in the ass on camera.
Just a couple of bros. Hanging out. Discussing which of them could fuck their sister better. Normal Targaryen stuff.
>>218106926Honor and dignity
>>218106926their pride, they were the losing team
>>218106987Where'd her tits go?
>>218107031Aegon being turned off by his sister must have been such a disappointment to his father
>>218106961IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER, LEAVE THAT BOY BE
>>218106961he was pretty good with a sword
>>218107031The Greens really got fucked by this betrothal, two great royal marriages. Gone. Even if they wanted to keep Heleana on lockdown, to keep her dragon, just marrying the King is a major prize.
>>218106961he literally saved your ass he didnt just killed 2 guards for no reason>>218107089
>>218107107>Do you yield blackfyre bastards?!
>>218102009Isn't this just Poland?
Hello /got/ fargle here I am streaming the first 5 episodes of knight of the seven kingdoms for my brother. He thinks it’s slop. I think it’s better than slop and worth watching. Come tune in if you want www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__
>>218107150don't stream it on twitch retard
>>218107150Nah; Smackdown's about to start.
>>218107150>streaming HBO on twitch
>>218107161I’ve been streaming for years. I have 7 banned twitch accounts. It’s ok anon
>>218107150>twitch
>>218107122i hope they show his nephew charging towards Daemon Blackfyre and he cuts the boy in half
>>218107203Well *I* hope they show Daemon Blackfyre waving Ser Gwayne Corbray off the field, only to turn around and be met with an arrow piercing his trachea.
>>218107203No, you don't. You just say that at parties to sound cool.
>>218107082A drunken old man stumbling out of a tavern, shouting, puking then drawing his sword is more hype than any moment in HOTD.
so wait, in tv canon there is no jahaerys ii right? so aegon's children include the mad king and his wife?
>>218107238Yes but someone said JahII was retconned back in the show again.
>>218107238cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>218107031Marrying Rhaenyra and Laenor is one thing but double dipping and marrying both Jace and Lucy to Baela and Rhaena is flat out retarded. If Rhaenyra married Jason Lannister and married her kids to the other higher houses the entire kingdom would’ve been secured via marriage pact and Otto would have no plan.
>>218107237>than any moment in HOTD
>>218107274footfags need not apply
>>218107273The double betrothment was the ultimate trump card Rhaenyra had to play to get Rhaenys to support her sons' claims to the Iron Throne and Driftmark.
>>218107273I like the fact Daemon didn't give a fuck that he's marrying both his daughters to bastards (come on, he knows).
>>218107290Then I use the nuclear option: The actor who plays a female flawlessly.
>>218105836I think Baelor died because of the "the kings guard have an oath...", which was rightfully pointed out as cheating.
>everyone holding their shitposts back for the new thread, so nobody is posting
>>218105065For you.
>>218105875We probably see him long past his glory days.
>>218095345why was this the only mention of imdb ozymandias score dropping in this thread?did i miss smth or you guys dgaf and im tarding?
Take heart, Beesbury
>>218107223yeah yeah youre right
>>218105290Damn, skittles got to GRRM first
>>218107221well i hope that too since that's basically what happened
>>218107395people were laughing about it two threads ago, taking away Dunk's 9.8 wasn't worth them losing their 10/10 lol
>>218105711It's rather simple actually, it was too smokey to see anything going on, half the bout was trying to find one another
>>218107099It was intentional on Viserys' part, at least in the book. He knows the Greens could be a challenge if they get strong marriage pacts. Marrying Aegon to Helena is a certain way of preventing any marriage pacts for the Greens, but it also majorly pisses them off because once Rhaenyra gets into power then Aegon and Helena both inherit.. absolutely nothing.
>>218107203It wasn't Daemon, it was a Peak* fucking shit that killed his nephew.Dunk wanted to beat his ass revenge for Arlan but didn't get the chance, Bloodraven ends up beheading him for Dunk anyways
My prince, it does occur to me that the next ASOIAF project has yet to name a showrunner.Weiss and Benioff of course made Game of Thrones popular, but you need one who might run a show… with sapphic lesbians and girlbosses.
>>218107605As it happens you are correct, mister Condal. Every show needs a good showrunner.I’ll make it your responsibility.
next>>218107619next>>218107619next>>218107619get in there sers
>>218105315to what god correspond each of the rainbow primary color ?
>>218107617(clears throat) My prince, it is an honor I’d never considered for myse--
>>218105224https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Isle_of_Elephantseither here or Volantis
>>218105384>>218105384>I don't care about the fact that he's gay, as long as he produces a sonI remembe when Margaery is kissing him in the show (after they got married) he's literally have a 'worst day ever' face lmao. Amazing actor.
