Ashford Septon editionprevious >>218101835
I demand a new edition. Now!
>>218107619Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid.
The very image of the Warrior.No wonder he survived the trial of 7.
>>218107619>the lukefags found a new hyperfixationonly a matter of time before they kill this general too
>>218107677Don't steal my Gwin pictures
>>218107619lol
>>218107685He survived because he was going up against a guy that was literally trying to thro
>>218107698Or what?
>>218107715Or I'll call you big and stupid
>>218107732Oh no please anything but that.
Stop raping ser.
>>218107677She's 15
>>218107756You'll never guess what age Daenerys was in the books.
start raping ser
>>218107707Actually if Raymun was fighting his cos and covering Dunk's slack and Lyonel and Bealor were holding back Maekar's tard rage, he was 3 v 1 ing the remaining fighters on the Crown's team
>You might not remember him, but um...he was a true knight, uh...different from other men...yeah. He had a peaceable nature. quiet, and humble. A veteran of a hundred wars but an enemy to none. He always knew what was expected of him. He never complained. Even as he was dying, he just...he just got on with it. He-He meant to be a benefit to those around him. It did not make him rich; he held no lands, sired no children. He...He wanted for nothing but the open air, and a fire to warm his feet at. His skills as a warrior were...unsung, but he had a chin cut from granite, and he was a dogged fighter. He just...he kept on coming.>I know him not, ser.>His cock was at least a foot long.>OH RIGHT, ARLEN OF PENNYTREE.
>>2181077792 on 1, Lyonel took out one Kingsguard before joining up with Baelor
My prince, it does occur to me that the next ASOIAF project has yet to name a showrunner.D.B. Weiss & Benioff of course made Game of Thrones popular, but you need one who might run a show… with sapphic lesbians and girlbosses.
Is this show slop? I want only honest reasoned answer, not any fanboy tirades
>>218107793Imagine if he hadn't forgot to mention that. They all know him as Arlan Horsecock, not as Arlan of Pennytree. If he had used his real name if the first place, everyone would be clamouring to join him
>>218107812I’ve little patience for the self-important, mister Condal. And even less for fanfiction writers.But you are, as it happens, correct. Every show needs a good showrunner.I’ll make it your responsibility.
>>218107825It's amateurishly shot but has heart.
>>218107846(clears throat) Oh my prince, it is an honor I’d never considered for myse--
>>218107859No, not to serve as showrunner, you toad. To fetch him.Send word to Ira Parker.The comedy in Dunk & Egg might be overplayed, but his devotion to the source material has never been in doubt.
>>218107858Is the humour really that on-the-nose, obnoxious, and retarded like everyone says? That's the main thing preventing me from watching
>>218107903It's not a serious show.
>>218107825much like dunk, it's not much in hindsight but has love and passion built into it
>>218107619is he ftm?
>we don't see the other half of the trial>we do see 15 minutes of flea bottom.More retardation.
>>218107859
>>218107953Ask yourself, which is cheaper to shoot?
The exact moment Aerion realized he shouldn’t have drank wildfire
>>218107967>no this small time studio couldn't afford some major kino fighting shotsNO EXCUSES.
>>218107919that's not what I asked
>>218107903theres a few wired scenes but you can just ignore them
>ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?>dang i need to lock in Baelor thought >GET UP>Limitless potential Dunk thought
>>218107953>give lyonel baratheon a fuckload of extra scenes that weren't in the book>don't show him fighting in the one scene he actually WAS in in the book>they don't even call him the laughing stormhahaha...
Cox was throttling my shit but I think we’re okay now. On ep 1https://twitch.tv/fargleumps__
>>218107903Every episode has like one short scene that's a juvenile and out of place fart/shit/dick joke. I don't think it ruins it because it's the kind of thing that you could literally just edit out like 5-15 seconds of footage and you wouldn't even know it was missing. Ideally one day there will be a definitive fan edit or something that just removes those jokes and maybe some of the filler in the early episodes to stretch out a short story into six episodes. HotD or late stage GoT could never be fixed that way.
>>218107619You now remember that twink septon half of Victarion’s crew rape.
>>218108023they did call him the laughing storm but just once
It’s gonna be really sad if we get a finale and see Egg and Dunk fight over at Summerhall. “A knight who didn’t forget his vows” against a king who thought “kill the boy and let the man be born” for saving the realm.
>>218107677As long as she called me big.
>>218107903It's a fantasy show. If you can't handle low IQ warriors acting juvenile, it's not for you.
Who’s your favorite ASOIAF/got character and why?
>>218107825I'm probably walking into a wall with this question but what is your example of a non-slop tv show?
>>218108085The guy that doesn't ask stupid questions on imageboard generals from that Jaime chapter in AFfC
>>218108102Meds
>>218108099I'm not someone with impossible standards. Most shows are fine. I'm asking if this is as bad as GoT
>>218108102>anon ask a question >seethes this hard actually mentally ill
>>218108085My GOAT Joffrey. He was so funny. I would be proud to call him my King.
How bad will the momentum loss be when they adapt the 2nd novel?How much will they butcher the adaptation since The Sworn Sword is basically half a flashback, and given the fact that the producers can't be trusted not to meddle with flashbacks?Will the falloff be worse than HotD between seasons 1 & 2? Equal? Will the producers learn from A Hedge Knight adaptation's criticism and stay 100% faithful to the book? Can S1's kino be reached again, dare I suggest even surpassed?We've already seen Valarr's betrothed, it's time to face facts and admit they chose the few blatant flaws this season.
>>218108085Bloodraven raping blackfyres
>>218108085Victarion because he’s dumb and he’s fun and his armour is by far the most impractical of all the armour that George describes.
>>218108085Hot Pie.He just had to get it on.
The problem with adaptations omitting internal monologues is that we don't get to see that Dunk is quite introspective and not the complete lunk he claims to be. That's really my only issue so far. Hoping it doesn't turn out like the fan fiction nightmare that was the last half of GOT
>>218107619TAOOBA!
>>218107756Out of 10!
>>218108218I think the show has struck an alright balance with Dunk's stupidity. He doesn't seem dumb, just socially inexperienced and has heavy impostor syndrome at first.
>be poor peasant >”sorry no blackfyre leather”Do normies really?
I need good posts, Ser Duncan. The thread
>>218108220Him and Daemon are the best characters. If they don’t show there fight I will not forgive
>>218108218They dealt with that the first episode by making him talk to his horses instead, not sure why they didn't do something similar for the rest of the story beyond the first ep.
>>218107573i know, that's why when someone said "i hope bloodraven shoots daemon after waving his men to take corbray off the battlefield" i said me too because that's what actually happens as opppose to my wish of seeing Daemon being the one who killed Roger
>>218108285It would have been funnier if the merchant said "Please no meat touching, mam."
>>218108297What do you consider good post Egg?
>>218108182I can’t remember. Is he the other piratey greyjoy at the island vote battle thing they do?
where are the edits i need more edits
I love Dunk
>>218108340PUT YOUR GHOST GRASSES ON
My King
>>218108389okay fiddler boy
>>218108085Darkstar because he's of the night and weaned on venom
>>218108398Don’t you mean Dunks secret love interest?
>>218108340In this world... is the destiny of mankind described by some sort of transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true; that man has no control —even over his own will.
>>218108439secret?
>>218107619
>>218108475Simply doing the right thing
>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
>>218108495LOL
Is this true
>>218108495>heh, nothing personal, Ned
I want to cuddle Penny
>>218108495Thee seed was strong, anon, the seed was strong
Barlor Brainsmeaer…
>>218108495Wait all of Ned's kids are gingers in the books? I thought Robb and Arya aren't.
>>218108605Arya and Jon are the only ones of Ned's kids that look like him
>>218108495the Starks don't have STRONK seedit is known
Why did Bloodraven crash out and burn down Summerhall?
>>218108619>John>Ned's son...
>>218108706>not knowing N+B=J
>>218108312Because having him whisper "not too tall for kissing" in a tent with Too-Tall would be really retarded so we got an awkward comedy moment.The show genuinely isn't as good at explaining how Dunk thinks because of the medium it's in which is fine. They are different things and can have different strengths.
>>218108706Ned and Bessie’s mate. Weren’t you paying attention?
>>218108706That's part of what annoys Cat anon. That the "bastard" looks more like the father then his trueborn heir.Genuinely read the books. They are pretty good.
>>218108706I hope GRIM or whoever finished the book once he dies does a rug pull and Jon turns out to actually be Ned's bastard from Ashara Dayne.
>>218108507Gods fake Sansa had insane tits.
>>218108778She let Howland Reed cream pie her later that same night.
>>218108495Imagine if Edmure had been a second son and "served" at Ned's court
>>218108495Even before Myrcella was born, Varys knows right? Even if he's blind not to see Cersei's 1st 2 kids, surely his little birds would've seen something and told him?Renly? Loras? They could've known. Or they're busy sword swallowing.Stannis might not have if he spent most of his time in Dragonstone.
>>218107685I must be fucking retarded speedwatcher so I'll ask this at the risk of being made fun of but can someone tell me what's with this guy/berric dondarion? are they the same person or what
>>218108889Stannis knew; he’s the one who asked Jon Arryn to look into it. He flees to Dragonstone after Arryn is murdered.
>>218108913No I meant even before Cersei's youngest was born and before the events of the1st book.
>Ser Anon of the Brownwater. For Services to the realm you are being handwaved by Dabid into being the lord of one of the Seven KingdomsROLL YOUR FATE
>>218108752She was Robert's whore.
>>218109048gib cute dornish wife plox
>>218109048Dorne me
>>218108728Bobby BLenny BJohnny B
>>218109048westerlands get
>>218109048There’s a Codd out there in need of my Manwoody.
>>218109048Give me reach titties
>>218108495>This is the inbred princess I was telling you about.Ned was retarded
Did Ned and Bobby tag team wenches? Did Ned wench with him? Or did he just tag along?
>>218109134built for bbc (big bran cock)
>>218109125>RiverlandsI can accept some riverlander titties
>>218108706Just wait until you learn that N + L = J is canon
did thunder survive? does anyone have a thunder status??
>>218109137They hated him because he was right.
>>218108495i want to fuck this cersei
>>218109137do you think beesbury and hardying's last thoughts were thinking about how weird it was that Lyonel confessed he had mommy issues before the first charge
>>218109139i think he pretended to wench but when robert was fucking he just told the girl to go away
>Sire, the man in the funny clothes was right. The dwarf tried to use wildfire. Fortunately we were able to detonate the fire ship before it came in contact with the fleetHow do things work out from here?
>>218109071>>218109085>tfw marcher
>>218109048STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>218109227Probably what threw them off their game so they ended up skewered
you can take em out of flea bottombut you can't take the flea bottom out of em
>>218108706>being a showfag>being an ASX sycophant
>>218109245Stannis' army breaks into the city but then has to simultaneously defend the walls from Tywin and try to capture the Red Keep
>>218109245Stannis takes the city and decapitates Cersei and her incestuous progeny. Who's Tywin and the Reach fighting to put on the throne?
>>218109245The tyrells and lannister flank him
you can take 'em out of Flea Bottombut you can't *scratches his ass* the flea out of his bottom
>>218109227I think the line was about Maekar’s mommy issues
>>218109134Inbreeding is only a problem if you have bad genes
>>218109245Isn't there like more wilfire underneath the red keep. They'll just kamikaze themselves
>>218109227kek
>>218109319yeah but lyonel is also a fierce fighter himself, apparently offscreen (it was cut mid production) he beat the shit out of a kingsguard, knocked them out
>>218109226Cersei is the best chick and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>>218107825couple of dei hires but nothing outrageous like nigger targaryens so far
>>218109048I will be accepting my dragon now please
>>218109377A kingship is fine too
>>218109368ok but i'm talking about that doodle mob face cersei though and why did you post a drawing of sarah jessica parker
>>218109322That's not how it works...
>>218109394>King of about 50 people who survived the Long (actually pretty short) Night
>>218109427>posts an example that proves anon's pointlmao you're not as smart as you think you are, kek.
>>218109435i've always wondered why they even bothered to call it the LONG night in the show knowing it'd last the same as any other night
>>218109048Rolling
>>218109137>>218109227>do you think beesbury and hardying's last thoughts were thinking about how weird it was that Lyonel confessed he had mommy issues before the first charge
>>218109427Pretty sure George said at one point that incest doesn't work the same in the setting so that the Targs don't end up like Charlie
>>218109427I don't know what you're trying to prove by posting filthy alien targshit genes
Tagaryen incest is different cause Valyrians used some fucked up blood magic that effectively made them a different species
>>218109245Looking at the numbers and the relief force it really seems like Stannis was doomed either way.I guess he'd kill Cersei, Joffrey and Tommen at least. Tyrion too.The relief force is just too massive.Stannis can't retreat, dies.Myrcella Baratheon gets called back to be crowned Queen.Now maybe Tywin is too short sighted as usual and disregards Myrcella's engagement and marries her to Loras.Dorne gets scorned, more eagerly awaits faegon or dany.
>>218109420>Yep looks the same
>>218109227No wonder Lyonel's laughing
>>218109435>king of an enormous piece of land now freshly free of otherworldly threatI accept your concession ser.
>>218109496i hope they find a cure for your crippling stage 5 retardation with acute shit taste THOUGH
because how hard Fossoway and Beesbury go into their sigils I can't stop picturing the Starks just howling at each other
>>218107825Yes, it is not very good, but it is at least watchable, unlike HotD. If you watched GoT, I would say AKotSK is closer to Season 6 Tier, whereas HotD is more Season 7 Tier with Season 8 dialogue.
>>218109374
>>218109443If you really think that having good genes while fucking your sister will help you avoid inbreeding then you must be an idiot.
>>218107825It's better than breaking bad(vince slop), but not as good as Sopranos
>>218109527>he doesn't know about the cregan stark and the winter wolves in hotd s3 leaks
>>218109534Dornish
>>218109461It doesn't work for the Targaryens because they're magical human-dragon hybrids. Cersei and Jamie are ordinary people.
they tried to make the battle gritty but it ended up pointless and disappointing. just like real life.men throwing their lives away for absolutely nothing.
Does valyrian steel have anything going for it other than being much lighter and apparently a lot more durable?
>>218109578good thigh Cerseinot bad
>>218109578Jesus can't even tell if this is AI or not....
>>218109578rude fkn midge deserves a knee to the face
MY BOOOOOOY!
>>218109579>a lot more durablepretty sure thats it supposed to be near indestructible and keeps its edge forever
>>218109526>Aanon doesn't know what green text is.Giving internet to pajeets was a mistake.
>>218109579You don't have to sharpen it after every battle and it doesn't get nicked when it impacts regular steel. Due to its strength, it can also be made thinner or pointier without being flimsy, thus allowing it to better pierce armor.Also I'm making this all up.
>>218109591Gotta be ai, everyone looks too young but quasimodo
>>218109623>>Aanon>r*ddit spacingyou lost
>>218109535>projectionkek you really are retarded
>>218109503kek
>>218109048I miss the /b/ risk threads.
>>218109578i hate brazilians so much
>>218109604If only that rock had been coming down on Aerion's head instead. Maekar would have broken down the Starpike Gates with his bare hands
>>218109048please not the riverlands please not the riverlands
>>218109578>>218109586>>218109591>>218109594>>218109633it's AI, look at the environment proportions, look at that arm grabbing the scaffolding(I hope it's the right word) on the left
>>218109636>find the inbreed anonpost pictures
>>218109669Cersei still has a good thigh
>>218109591it's slop. the big tell is that they they all have similar clothing and features, including the weird skin condition around their necks. Also, the parasols aren't casting showdows, and if you squint really hard you can notice the blob people in the crowd
>>218109667FUCK YES
>>218109633>>218109669its scary and AI can still get betterFanfic season 8 when?
>>218109048I don't want to be d*rnish
>>218109669Look at Arya's cleavage, they gave her 60 year old woman cleavage
>>218109579Would you guys rather have a valyrian steel sword or an icicle? We'll say that it won't melt and could be refrozen if you hit a v.s. sword (it will still shatter)
>>218109578Kit too tall
>>218109685>>218109669>>218109633I was lookign at the wrong things, its just a faceswap I assume?
>>218109720>he fucks sheep with butter instead of goats with olive oil
>>218109427Needs a good clout in the ear
visor's cracked
>>218109579Near indestructible, doesn't need sharpening as it stays sharp forever or at least needs it very rarely, very lightweight, built in racism against Wights. I'm still mad Ice hasn't been used like a very big one hander since it, theoretically, should have the weight of a normal sword.
>>218107756Old enough for kisses.
>>218109759and head whacked
>>218108560Is Tyrion gonna rape her?
>>218109635Why?
>>218109048please not gayjoy
Would they have been happy?
>>218109443The Habsburgs thought they had the best genes.
>>218109896what does that have to do with the fictional alien people, lilbro?
>>218108899No, they worship completely different pantheons too, just two men missing an eye who are wrapped up in god things.
>>218109883no cause jaime lannister is right over there
>>218109883This chick was raped by over a hundred peasants from Kings Landing.
>>218109578Why does Cersei look like a slut?
>>218109922I thought we were talking about Cersei and her bastards? She is not Targarian alien.
>>218109957MOONBOYFORALLIKNOW
>>218109957Because she is one, anon...
バカだね、エリオンさん。ターガリエンはドラゴンにされていますが、愚かな王のように自分自身をドラゴンと呼んではなりません。
>>218109477This is some Habsburg dude, though...
>>218108023Those antlers are stupid. His neck is going to break from an overhand mace or sword strike
For the Watch.
>>218110089That's why it's cool they're regular ones in the show, easier to break and thus saving the strain on his neck.
>>218109604So Maekar says my boy and bashes Baelor with him mace. Then he stabs Lyonel Baratheons horse and tries to get over to dunk but he’s intercepted. Who stops him? Lyonel and someone else? I can’t make it out and its like they’re tackling him or something
>>218107989Aegon IV on the couch.
>>218109782>GIMME GIMME [8 BIT SOUND] GIMME [8 BIT SOUND] GIMME GIMME
>>218108728Muscled like a maiden's fantasy...
>>218109782That's clearly a Minerva.
C+R=JI will not elaborate.
I'm reading Fire and Blood and the baratheons are so fucking sick. They kind of seem like Georges oc bloodlineOne part storm king (durrandon), one part targaryen, one part velaryonAND every single Baratheon is fucking huge and basically a clone of the last one and their genes practically overrule the other parents. Oh AND they're pretty much tied to the throne at all times in the story
>>218107756Guess what age Henry VIIth's mother had him.>>218110222Based showfag.
>>218109980so you were comparing the Habsburgs, who had inbred for several centuries, to the Lannisters who had only inbred for one generation?
HahahaGreen fucking boys!
>>218110227>hey kind of seem like Georges oc bloodlineDon't they get regularly cucked or is that a joke that's gone too far?
>>218109427The Targaryens have the best genes.Everyone is saying it, it is known.People are coming up to me on the street of silk and saying "wow Rhaeserysheaegon, you're closer to gods than mortal men".
>>218109048roll
>>218110285That's a joke about Robert being cucked to death and his coat of arms being a symbol of cuckoldry.
What would have been the single most insane version of Jon's true parentage?
>>218110255Even in the first generation, a child can be born deformed or, at best, mentally retarded. In the books, Cersei's children are healthy, so they couldn't have been inbred.
>>218110357Lyanna and Robert.
>>218110324Oh
>>218110369Wow. Too far.
>>218110357most insane is either version of the incestuous N/B + L = JI think the most chaotic would be B + A = J and Ned claimed him as a bastard to claim Winterfell for himself
>>218110369Almost typed this.>>218110357Since BB+L=J already been mentioned, hmmm.... see >>218108728Ned+Bessieh
>>218110369hahathat'd be so fucking tragic
>>218110227I wish Storms End appeared more often. that place is metal as hell. One of the biggest castles Bran the Builder made, and the original seat of power before the targshits came over. We only ever really see it once in HotD, and it was at night, in the rain, so we dont even really get to see shit
>>218110357Didn't BobbyB imply that Ned creampied Wylla? N+W=J and his parent's initials are the same as the 'Night's Watch' is GRRM's subtle hint about his parentage.
>>218110227>when the hammer shall fall upon the dragon a new king shall rise Funniest thing ever how this prophecy was true but the prince that was promised Targaryen azor ahai prophecy was a load of baloney
>Bee careful, their stinging lances will have you seeing stripes, make sure to buzz around themseriously?
>You want the novellas to remain unspoiled? Too bad, Georgie.
Tits
>>218110466If I was a writer I'd make the bee faction one of the best and have them constantly speak in bee puns.So yes, SERIOUSLY.
>>218107619>he/himDefinitely FtM. As soon as I heard that voice in the episode, I knew.
>>218110357Howland Reed and Ashara Dayneshe killed herself when she realized he was a manlet
How common is infidelity in Westeros?
>>218110468If Dex doesn't let people know what will happen who will? Certainly not George
>>218110571does fucking your sheep count as infidelity? I'm asking for Lord Ashford
>>218109048Hoping for Dorne
YouTube reccs threw this at me tonight. Kinda cool hype-up trailer. If I remember, it aired once, immediately before S8E1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBuhFB7rN9w
>>218109048Letsssssa go, I'm your man
Robert's Rebellion is without a doubt the best thing to happen to Westeros, Ninepenny Kings comes close second though.
waltuh...
>>218109048ironborn please
>>218110655*kneels*
>>218109048I LOVE WILDLING PUSSY
>>218110666>dragonI wonder how much wildling pussy I can get while riding a dragon
>>218110666
>>218110656This pic is fake, he tried to explain the song of ice and fire when robert wasted his ass
>>218110686>haha wait you're supposed to let me take your betrothed from you and from her family without question even though I'm already married and have two children that's right I'm a pretty rich royal prince so I get to do what I wantWAITWAITSTOPNOI'MTHECHOSEN ON-ACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!>*shits himself*
>>>/wsg/6096862
i still dont get why fucking preston said that most of the themes from the novella arent in the showlike hes just straight up wrongthe main change is that thanks to dunk's age is not a coming of age story but its still about finding your way.fuck that retard
>>218109048Anything but Ironborn
>I need good men, Ser Duncan
>>218110357Time traveling Bran wargs into Rhaegar and kidnaps and rapes Lyanna
>>218110748The points about Dunk being poor are largely ignored.The whole reason he beats Aerion in the book is because he's poor he can only afford a GOOD helmet with no visor and visors are a fucking meme aesthetics for rich people that make you lose.
>>218110783>The points about Dunk being poor are largely ignoredmf theres not a fucking episode where they dont go out of their way to show hes poor af wtf are you talking about?
>>218110263>Hahaha>Green fucking boys!
>>218109245>Stannis has around 20,000 soldiers>King's Landing has around 10,000>Relief force is almost 100,000 menStannis had zero chance of retaining King's Landing, no one has anywhere near the numbers of the combined forces of the Lannisters and Tyrells
>>218109048
>>218110783>The points about Dunk being poor are largely ignored.I'd say like 40% of the book is Dunk thinking about his money troubles. It's a serious recurring problem and it constantly comes up. It's his constant internal monologue but obviously that isn't in the show and I think that's where Preston's autism gets triggered.Meanwhile in the show he just throws money frivolously for a prophecy that wasn't in the book and the discount he gets from Steely Pate don't feel like a big deal. It doesn't hurt him as much when he has to give up the horse as collateral.
>>218110666dragons can't fly beyond the wall anon, sorry
>>218110802gotta respect thathe knew he was probably dying here
>>218108340>"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of iron".
>>218108340>AERIOOOOOON!
>>218108340SER DUNCAN TAKE IT
>>218110821What if they fly south long enough?
>>218108605Arya isn’t. The rest of the Starks are gingers. Probably because GRRM originally conceived Jon and Arya banging it out and continuing House Stark that way. I guess he can continue House Stark via Sansa or Rickon and hook them up with a cute Karstark or he has Gendry breed Arya and she has a buff Stark-looking son that Bran can legitimize as a Stark
>>218110814It is very clear in the tv show Dunk is at the bottom of the rung of the knight class and is struggling to rise up in society.
Imagine if the combat in the Roberts rebellion show is anything near the trial of the sevenMuddy, rivers, a giant fucking hammer
>>218110872a targaryen tried that, the ocean never stopped
>>218110921Didn't her trying that get the best boi Balbal infected with worms?
>>218108340>>218110857Aerion fucking Tanselle in front of Dunk kinda fits though
redteamreview keeps teasing that Raymun's character is gonna "make incels and rightwingers seethe" i'm guessing he means they make him a fag but it doesn't piss me off so what could it be
>>218110920Robert would be a legend on the show where he’s just slaying knights left and right while spending his time off the battle fucking hot peasant women while brooding about his precious Lyanna
>>218110874It's not like they're never gonna have brown hair ever again just cause he had some ginger kids
>>218110957100% they make him bi and he’s fucking a female and male prostitute at the same time or something. But ya I wouldn’t care. Raymun is based
BLONDE BABIES WITH HER!!!
>>218110957he's a retarded lefty who still thinks rightwingers and incels hate fags like it's the fucking 2000s, who gives a shit
>>218110802Anyone else think the fall killed Hardying? He probably couldn't keep himself up in the saddle with the broken leg, and that fucking Wigger pelted him with the sword until he was unhorsed and landed on his head. Snapped his neck under his weight and the speed in which the horse carried him.
>>218110783I thought it was established pretty well he was poor. What, did you want him jewing over every stag and copper? He didn’t even do it that much in the book. I read it cause I liked the show so much and I feel like the people complaining about missing themes or scenes are yelling at clouds.The show is an incredibly faithful adaption. Not perfect, but great nonetheless. The only glaring omission for me is the “knight who remembered his vows” line. “He’s right there,” Lionel throwing other knights crests into the stands, and Dunk addressing the high lords directly during his speech are little bits of flavor that I would’ve liked but weren’t necessary anyway.Also if you hate the scat humor you’re gonna lose your minds at the canon fart jokes in season 2 for sure.
>Beesbury is the best character in the ep (trust me)>Ira Parker confirms 1 theory and 1 SoSpakeMartin (kinda)>Final Moment(s) of the episode is amazing>A question casual fans have asked book fans for years will finally be asked in the show>Book purist will hate slight change with Maekar but i quite liked it>Battle between Raymun or Lyonel on who is bestest of friend>Right-wing grifters and incels will complain about Raymun
So what's raymun doing to own the chuds? He can't be gay because his cadet branch exists in the asoiaf books
>>218110999>s-see chuds??? This show is woke cuz Raymon is gay!!! W-we won the culture war! Aren’t you seething??!>my reaction
>>218110957They've been baiting fujos with him and Dunc's actor left and right, so why not.
>>218111003it looks that way, there are no visible stab wounds, beesbury died with his corpse still holding the lance inside him
>watch your waifu get murdered right in front of you by some crippled gold cloak>attack him in a rage but too weak to even take down a cripple so he overpowers you>get thrown to the ground and stabbed in the leg by one of the cripple's cronies>positive you're going to die>suddenly an old man barges in screaming>he vomits>proceeds to behead one man with ease and stabs the other in the throat while drunkenly flailing around >he gives you this look then leaves without a word >you stare in stunned silence at the alleyway now filled with corpsesWould you have squired for Ser Arlan of Pennytree if this happened to you?
>>218111033What terribly shit luck that a giant dipshit in chain mail survived the same thing that one taps you, and you're wearing a good set of plate, too.
>>218111023Hmmm a puzzle…incels hating it makes me think it involves something to do with women? incels hate women not gays right? Does he get pegged or something?
>>218111023>He can't be gay because his cadet branch exists in the asoiaf booksGays can still have wives and heirs. It used to be the norm until recently. Him trying to fuck Dunk seems like a likely way to ruin his character.
>>218111018>>Beesbury is the best character in the ep (trust me)no idea>>Ira Parker confirms 1 theory and 1 SoSpakeMartin (kinda)summherhall? bloodraven killed baelor?>>Final Moment(s) of the episode is amazingmontage?>>A question casual fans have asked book fans for years will finally be asked in the showany ideas?>>Book purist will hate slight change with Maekar but i quite liked itmaekar cries?>>Battle between Raymun or Lyonel on who is bestest of friendobvious>>Right-wing grifters and incels will complain about Raymunit's gonna take alot to make me not like raymun, i'm guessing he's gay for dunc but the idea that every man is gay for dunc has been a meme already so i guess it's that
>>218111047well in the book he got stabbed in the groin
>>218110957Raymun killing Egg, and some of his family in Summerhall confirmed.Dunk survives, Raymun and him go to Essos to become emperors.
Why are these dumbfucks fighting in full plate and swords? Some light leather and a long reaching like a spear or halberd is the way to go
>>218111023it can't be gay raymun cause incels don't hate gays, i'm really confused
>>218111018>Raymun can’t be gay because he has descendantsRaymun can be gay and have descendants if he’s FtM
How could Lyonel even be seen as a good friend to Dunc? The preview made him look like an ass, and the dude could have just lied and vouched for Dunc. No one would've questioned it. Lyonel's been the biggest disappointment so far.
>>218111083>Some light leather and a long reaching like a spear or halberd is the way to gogo back to dorne faggot
>>218111023>Ser Duncan congrats on winning. maybe I ... zuck your dick?>Thanks for the offer Raymun, but I'm only into light skin black girls >Shame. If you ever change your mind my apples wormhole is always open for you ;^)
>>218111086Maybe he wants to be a woman and dunk finds him while he's trying on dresses
>>218111091>The preview made him look like an assmade him look like an ass to baelor, not duncalso dunc wanted to do things the right way and wanted to find someone who remembered Arlan, it's about the principle
>>218111102that would actually annoy me, him being a fag wouldn't
>>218111086That redteamreview guy just is just crashing out because everyone hated house of the dragon for being woke and everyone loves 7 kingdoms for being normal. He desperately needs a win
>>218111101I guess Raymun was just horny. But the Seven approve so it’s ok.
>>218111091Dunk didn't ask him for help. He also didn't ask him for a job. Lyonel would have probably found a job for Dunk if he asked for a position in the Baratheon army.Maybe Dunk was too retarded to see it or he didn't ask out of some dumb sense of pride.
seriously what could raymun do to make incels seethe, i'm hurting my brainf trying to think about it
>>218111157>he didn't ask out of some dumb sense of pride.It’s that one.
>>218110866His kinslaying abilities improved somewhat over the years.
>>218111174He's going to say Baelor was one of the good Targs like Rhaenyra
>>218111226Rhaenyra was the chubby milf queen, she was one of the good ones
>>218111226>He's going to say Baelor was one of the good Targs like Rhaenyrathat would piss me off and be stupid as shit
>>218111247>chubby milf queenHow can I cope with never digging my fingers into Targaryen jigglemeat and pounding it?
>>218111247Not in the show
>>218109048I am a Dayne and I wield Dawn as the greatest knight in all of the world and also all the hottest babes want to fuck me and I let them because I am an honorable man.
>>218111260We will live with the pain.>>218111265Who cares? GRRM said the show is not canon but dunc and egg is canon.
>>218111254Are you a right wing grifter incel by chance?
>>218110783>The points about Dunk being poor are largely ignored.No its not lol
>>218111281not really, maybe a little
>>218110814>doesn't hurt him as much when he has to give up the horseYou kidding? I wanted to cry when he gave up the horse
>>218111226>>218111254That must be it then kek
>>218111226I will laugh so hard.
raymun will probably say the only good targaryens are the women
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Raymun: A shame about Baelor but it seems the best of the Targaryens never truly succeed like Princess Rhaenyra.
>>218111274Whoah, he's of the night.
>>218108706>doesn't know N+A=J
>>218109048Not a seanigger not a seanigger
>>218109139Ned wasn't as big a manwhore as Bobby but he clearly got some action, otherwise him claiming to have a bastard wouldn't have withstood at least some scrutiny>>218110874>he thinks Jon and Arya aren't happeningif anything he doubled down on it in Dance>>218109726the ice swords completely mog Valyrian steel, VS can't shatter common steel or cut through flesh like a light saber
>>218109048ROLLAN FOR WESTERLANDS
>>218109134Myrcella and Tommen can stay
>>218109048rollan 4 Tyrell
>>218109048GIMME LAND NIGGA
