This tv show sucks and you should feel bad for watching it.

Let's watch this together /dunk/-heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mOUdw0m1VU

>>218129369
Beesbury isn't dead?

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I've dreamed of threads like these

I despise this thread

>>218129399
My threads are not like your threads....mine come true

BIG AND SHTEWPID

Lyonel Baratheon randomly bringing up how unloved children are better fighters than favoured children was weird and clumsy and felt like it came out of nowhere, anyone else think so?

>>218129437
How do you pronounce it? Stoo-pid? Jesus that sounds like some retarded hick accent.

>>218129386
Yes

>>218129441
Ya one of the worst lines from ep 5

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>>218129369
damn he's going to be even more based than I thought possible.

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>>218129369
>>218129386

>>218129441
Perhaps. I just figured he was trying to annoy the Targayren.

>>218129441
Good theme for the episode, but yeah weird place and character to say it

>>218129369
Calling it now. Raymun will be gay

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>>218129338
>POV your ship has been boarded by raiders of House Codd

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>>218129465
We are going to do things to you which have never been done before.

>>218129369
>muh incels and muh grifters will complain about Raymun
he has a change of heart about Targs ? or maybe it turns out he's gay ?
also
>Ira Parker confirms theory
what is it ? will we know for sure whether Dunk was knighted or not
>something show watchers ask book readers will be asked in the show
what is it ?

>>218129369
I feel like the Raymun thing has been too hyped up and just has to be a nothingburger
>>218129475
He already confirmed that he's not gay and it's something else.

>>218129483
He already backtracked on that comment

>>218129465
FRFR NOCAP ONG I WOULD BUY FOSSOWAY'S CIDER IRL

>>218129496
which comment ?

>>218129369
Calling it now, Raymun revives Beesbury with the french kiss of life and they break out the mead and cider for a farewell party for Dunk (featuring more sick Beesbury dance moves)

repost from last thread
>>218128765
>>218128798
>>218129006
re reading the Mystery Knight novella recently and I just realized something
most people speculate that Bittersteel didn't support Daemon/Fiddler because he's gay and that's probably part of the answer but it is also Daemon and Peake's plan that he doubted
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Daemon_II_Blackfyre
>In Tyrosh, Daemon dreamed that a dragon would be born at Whitewalls. Lord Gormon Peake, a Blackfyre supporter, somehow heard of this, and convinced Daemon to cross the narrow sea and make a play for the Iron Throne. The pretext for gathering other lords to support Daemon was a wedding tourney that Lord Ambrose Butterwell would hold in 212 AC, at which the grand prize would be Butterwell's dragon egg. However, Bittersteel did not think much of Peake's plan, and mistrusted Daemon's dreams (or perhaps was troubled by his homosexuality), and so did not give him his support nor the sword Blackfyre.[2][1]
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aegor_Rivers
>Many believe that Daemon and Lord Gormon Peake could not convince Aegor that their plan was sensible and could succeed despite the odds. Some think Bittersteel was a man who had little use for anything but war and distrusted Daemon's dreams and love of fine things, and some think Daemon's homosexuality troubled Aegor enough to deny him his assistance.[7]
what really bothered Bittersteel is that he distrusted all talks of prophetic dreams and dragons being reborn and I think the reason why is that ultimately it reminded him of Bloodraven; he knew that Brynden was skilled in something that he could never master himself nor even understands and he knew it stemmend form Bloodraven's Blackwood heritage whom he hated because he was himself a Bracken, he refused to use anything that might make him seems like his hated brother even to win

Trans Raymun confirmed

>>218129386
House Beesbury is bee pilled in all things, as long as their queen endures, they are allowed to dance and frolic among the wild flowers, and pollinate every flower in their path. This is the way of the bee

>>218129504
The raymund comment

>>218129525
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aegor_Rivers
>Angry all of his life, Aegor never smiled.[6] Reportedly, he was a hard man who had little use for anything beyond war.[7] Bittersteel was easily irritated and offended, sometimes attributed to his Bracken blood.[2] Aegor especially loathed his younger half-brother, Brynden Rivers, and Brynden's mother, Melissa Blackwood, who had replaced Aegor's mother, Barba Bracken, as King Aegon IV Targaryen's mistress.[6]
he's basically a Targ version of Victarion Greyjoy

>>218129498
George is missing out on some serious money to be made by licensing the production of Fossoway Cider and Beesbury Mead

>>218129525
checks out

Raymun reveals that he's actually balding and wearing a toupée

>>218129369
raymun is just gonna say some shit like
"maybe if targaryens had more mothers they wouldn't be terrible shits" or maybe women should be knights or something

him being gay would be stupid but i don't think incels care about him being a fag all that much as leftyreview thinks

>>218129467
kek

>>218129571
ah yeah
maybe he says something pro-woman and that's what that twitter guy thinks is gonna make everyone seethe
I can see that

>>218129544
It would actually be really funny if the Beesburys secretly practice a matriarchal/matrilineal family structure behind closed doors

What Is Bees May Never Die

>>218129369
My money’s on Dunk revealing to Maekar that he’s not a knight when he asks him to join his service and then Maekar knights him for real under the elm tree

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>>218129441

>>218129369
>REDteamreview
>anime avatar (pokemon out of all things)
>can't help seething about "incels and grifters" when they should be talking about shows
cheks out

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>>218129613
Raymun with his head hanging low gives off virgin from vs chad meme feels

>>218129612
>Maekar knights him for real under the elm tree
is this a widespread theory ?

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>>218129613
>>218129642

>>218129612
>My money’s on Dunk revealing to Maekar that he’s not a knight when he asks him to join his service and then Maekar knights him for real under the elm tree
That's a bit more than a "minor" change with Maekor

>>218129667
FRUIT BOWL
GET HYPE

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>>218129338
Does the Iron throne have authority over the Night's Watch vows?
Can the recognized King of the Seven Kingdoms release someone from their Night's Watch vows?

>>218129441
I think they gave Rhysling his original line
>Is that honorable, your grace?

>>218129667
is Raymun the first to wear a great helm in these series?

AKOTSK is the best adaption of ASOIAF universe

Wait. So is Raymun actually gay?

Wouldn't that make him a gay chud? He sees the Targs as Jews.

>>218129667
So how did Raymun do so well despite not having plate armour? Why didn't Dunk also wear leather over his chainmail?

>>218129707
He asks dunk to fuck his gf

>>218129667
>virgin squire gets a shot at getting revenge against his chad knight cousin
>plummels chad's ass in the ground
/tv/, look at our boy...

>>218129687
Unclear. In practice it might be accepted but the NW predates the Kingship

>>218129667
Raymun can suck as many cocks as he wants, the absolute legend

>>218129369
Why are people taking the word of some twittard attention seeker as gospel?

>>218129687
For sure, king could release kingsguard members from their vows, and stannis offered to release Jon Snow from his oath.

>>218129726
*break your ribs*
Nothing personnel wormy

>>218129707
Not quite. He's asexual but he begs Dunk as his best bro to fuck his wife someday so that his new cadet branch will permanently height mog the other Fossoways

>>218129780
the Spartans of antiquity did this and though it was an honorable custom
or at least this is what the Athenians say...

>>218129720
>>218129780
He is canonically not interested in either sex?

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who is ready?

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shoutout to raymun, a real nigga

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I think the apple's rotten right to the core
From all the things passed down
From all the apples coming before
I split the apple down symmetrical lines
And what I find is kinda scary
Makes me just wanna drive

>>218129748
>Raymun can suck as many cocks as he wants
it's canon he has kids so who cares if he dabbles in dick now and then, the seven have spoken

>>218129780
>>218129815
Eugenics is racist. We're all equal. Kys.

>>218129758
We've entered a stage where people take a person's word at face value, you will see this even when a corporation, politician or a someone with a vested interest says something in their interest and people will use the claimants words as proof of their claim, truly bizarre

>>218129715
I guess its because he managed to not be unhorsed for long enough to tire out his cousin

>>218129715
raymun is wearing mail and a coat of plates, it's not just leather, those things are heavy

https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Moon_(septon)
>Westeros will not be clean again until all the Targaryens have been slain or driven back into the sea.
the most based character in the entire setting

>>218129845
>dabbles in dick
That's one way to describe being a queer.

>>218129780
>>218129815
It’s a first man tradition

>>218129369
>RedTeamReview
Forgot all about thiny whiny little grifter

>>218129871
Every first man custom I know is related to sex. The little freaks.

>>218129715
Leather is actually one of the worst types of armor material. It's hot, it's stiff, has zero resistance to stabbing weapons, and it's heavy for the amount of protection it offers. Raymun wearing it in a high/late medieval style tournament is crazy.

>>218129870
a novice in faggotry

Reminder. Valyrians are magic thieves. They stole the rightful magic of the original dragons, the fish men, AKA the 'Deep Ones', who were the original breeders of dragons.

No different from the stinky hairy First Men raping the children of the forest for their nature magic. I wouldn't be surprised if the ancient Valyrians raped the poor fish people.

>>218129913
So how exactly are these magical beings getting raped by these non-magical stupid stinky cavemen?

>>218129867
You can clearly see that's not a coat of plates as the leather is noticeably thin

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>>218129338
In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave.

>>218129923
They're small and helpless outside of their woods. Away from the protection of their natural camouflage. Fish men probably flopped around and dried out.

>>218129947
>In the name of the sister, I charge you to be zesty

The Grey King also married a fish woman btw; presumably she was a traitor and had a lust for man dick. Or, he raped her.

The beloved and beautiful and wise 'Fisher Queens' of ancient Essos? Back when it had inland seas? Literal fish women.

>>218129962
that would make so much sense

>>218129831
He only fucks with apples and dunking on his enemies

>>218129962
Westeros do need more zesty knights

Durran godsgriefs wife was probably also a fish woman

>>218129997
So which was half was fish? Top or bottom?

>>218129997
>huzor amai descended from the last of the fisher queens
Azor ahai was part merman

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>>218130007
>I don't understand. Why are they catcalling me. What am I to them?
>A knight who remembered to slay

>>218130061
Well, how do you suppose that a human man would mate with them? Cumming on the eggs they laid in the water?

How many Targaryens could the Faceless Men kill before they (the Targaryens) figured out what was happening?

The F&B book implies the Sealord of Braavos would send them after the Targaryens had they nuked his city with dragonflame. The Faceless would have nothing else to lose by that point.

>>218130130
Hell, why not? Why shouldn't that work in a world of magic and dragons and mer-men?

>>218129715
His cousin didn't want to kill him so seriously held back.

>>218130132
All of them. If they went for TTD I imagine it would be coordinated to that it happens almost simultaneously

>>218130132
I'd still like to know how the FM deal with their targets once their cover is broken, or if it's impossible for them to not see them coming - like how would the FM deal with, say, a red priest who could foresee threats to their person? How would a FM react if they got caught in the open? Can they fight at all?

>>218130192
It would have to be simultaneously since the Targs would implement a system of supreme paranoia and the faceless men would have to wait years at a time for an opening.

>>218130132
depends on the generation of targaryens

aegon iv's great bastards would not lose to faceless men

So if the FM are so great why haven't they taken over the world yet?

I find it funny how the faceless men more or less admit that they are so successful not because of the masks they wear but because of how patient they are, and how long they can wait, for the right opportunity.

Meanwhile a shadowbinder can just birth a shadow that IMMEDIATELY takes out its target. And there is nothing the target can do about it.

So is there ever a sense of why Jaqen was in Westeros being held in a dungeon in the first place? Did he allow himself to be captured so that he could kill someone in the black cells or something?

>>218130244
They kill for the love of the game, anon. Not because they want to rule the world.

So if the Shadowbinders are so great why haven't they taken over the world yet?

>>218130244
They're overhyped. I don't think even George thinks they're responsible for the Doom. That would be too simplistic, and dare I say it, cringe.

>>218130264
Faceless don't require a steady supply of life force and cum to do their work

>>218130267
my headcanon is that he was spying on varys

>>218130285
Because most of them are in Asshai and they're more dangerous to bargain with.

>>218130297
On the 'How Good of an Assassin Are You?' show the Shadowbinder wins the 10,000 gold dragons prize. Not the Faceless.

>>218130264
Shadowbinders have to fuck someone and physically gestate the Shadow for an unknown amount of time. It's also implied that only someone with powerful blood can make it happen at all.
They're also super, super rare. Mel gave people the impression that all Red Priests can pull that off.

>>218130286
Them managing to directly cause the doom would be cringe. Them infiltrating the dragonlords and learning that the fourteen flames were somehow being held in check with sorcery and fucking that up through sabotage would be kino.

>>218130318
Not an argument.

>>218130319
>Mel gave people the impression that all Red Priests can pull that off.
The ones in Asshai probably pursue it as a form of religious synergy. Shadow and flame. The red priests employ sacred prostitution and all.

>>218130332
>Them managing to directly cause the doom would be cringe
>Them infiltrating the dragonlords and learning that the fourteen flames were somehow being held in check with sorcery and fucking that up through sabotage would be kino
These are indistinguishable. Cringe.

>>218130332
...How do you infiltrate wizards who can see you coming...? This is what people who masturbate to the Faceless fail to apply in their equations. The glass candles are no joke. It's even implied Marwyn knows of Pate's true identity.

>>218130244
They are larpers, their shitty masks are probably made of linen.

It’s too bad we’ll never know WTF Leyton is up to smfh I hate the fatmam

So how exactly would the Valyrians learn the secret of dragons from The Great Empire of the Dawn or Asshai when they're so far away from them? How did Valyrians manage to acquire this knowledge when the Yi Ti and Asshai themselves don't have it

Faceless are as much lorekeepers as they are assassins.

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>>218130332
>them directly causing the doom would be bad
>it would be better if they directly caused the doom

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going to bed
rouse me not

>>218130401
rediscovered after the long night
yi ti and asshai were too fucked to do it

>>218130401
As another said. That "empire" was aquatic or something and went around the world raping and pillaging and massacring entire populations.

Some fought them off. Some got annihilated. Some got enslaved and bred with. Places like the Iron Islands and Battle Isle managed to fight them off. Presumably the Valyrians did, too. They likely stole their magic the way the Grey King did - Nagga's "living flame".

>>218129844
THE AIRPORT

>>218130430
is there one of these for green apple fossoways?

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>>218130395
Leyton is obviously shitposting on some magic or weirwood web. Why else would he be happily shut in 24/7 despite being a uber rich lord.

>>218129834
>>218130453
nigga use your eyes

>>218130473
I'm so embarrassed

Or maybe they liked the Valyrians and thought them worthy of inheriting what they had.

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Piratebros where are we watching?

Magic-users are annoying in this universe. They're either horrifyingly effective or frustratingly elusive.

Glass candles are weapons of war; presumably so, if they can send hallucinations from afar. This might turn an army against itself.

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>>218129338
I hope Bessie is watching and enjoying a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Where ever she is.

>>218130668
BESSIE

we are so dead

Remove the godawful context of the surrounding seasons from this moment and tell me it is not kino.

https://youtu.be/GQXt820BJ8w

It's so refreshing to have colorfully dressed knights and peasantry instead of everything being shit brown like in GOT. God, fuck DnD for all their retarded production decisions

>>218130775
I get over Young Ned's goofy accent I'm sorry

I don't wanna go back to HOTD I just wanna hang out with Dunk and Egg for a while longer

>>218130772
>>218130847

im already sad

>>218130775
Disheartened by the amount of normies that thought Jon was a Baratheon.

one more day until it's over and we have HotD to look forward too, bros...

>>218130775
it gave me hope for a brief moment

>>218130905
But I don't WANT to look forward to HotD..... AARRRGHHRRAAGHHHR

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>>218130917
To be fair, the scene was the reason they made the fucking show. I would be very concerned if they managed to fuck it up.

>>218130847
>>218130857
>>218130905
>>218130936
Think about how it would feel to be a worker on HotD come to browse this thread and read these posts. Let's be a little more thoughtful and inclusive of our fellow posters.

>>218130949
Silence trannoid

>>218130936
>condal desciding to give hotd to ira parker in timeline #32

>>218130949
You have to kill ryan and sara HotD anon. You have to do it.

>>218130982
>desciding
ok time for me to sleep lol

>>218130982
Ira could not even fix it at this point. Not even starting from s2 could repair all the damage. they made alicent blameless, rhaenys a mass murderer, and aegon a rapist all in the last stretch. The only ones who escaped somewhat unscathed was viserys because he fucking died.

Addam and Alyn being depressed at a dock

>>218131043
Viserys was the only good part. One of the few areas George approved of, too.

>>218131065
why did they cast such an old ass nigga for alyn? He's supposed to be like Baela's age.

>>218131043
>they made alicent blameless
maybe make it so allicent was playing rhaenyra and laying a teap for her?
maybe make aegon regretful of his drunk rapes?
have rhaenyra say rhaenys was stupid for not ending this war before it began?

nah its done

>>218130775
cant wait for the book to come out and reveal that ned really is that kid's father so all R+L stan (AKA cucks) will jump off skyscrapers
fucking hate this faggot ass gay hamfisted cliche theory

So has that nigga's boat been built yet? Or is he still staring at it

>>218131107
it's so incredibly obvious I figured it out on my own just reading the first 2 books without ever reading anything on the internet, it is very clearly what george had in mind

>>218131139
without quoting your favorite e-celeb, prove how R+L=J is real
i will take one point for every assumption and guess, i want real hard irrefutable proof written by the fatman himself

>>218131125
I find it funny how they never actually show Sea Snake on a boat (well other than the finale)
They could have had an easy win fun action sequence showing him get injured, but no, offscreen. He's constantly on his boat but you never see him on a boat
anyway all this to make a racist joke about how black people can't swim so they couldn't get him on a boat and had to do this

>>218131163
none of these theories can be proven as real, you midwit.

>>218131178
>it's so incredibly obvious I figured it out on my own
>none of these theories can be proven as rea
pick one and only one hill to die on, retarded goydditor

>>218131187
kek you sound mad as fuck at some silly discussion online

I always saw the /got/ fanbase as mentally ill personally

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>>218131202
concession accepted retard
do try next time

>>218131107
this would literally ruin the entire franchise lol you cannot foreshadow things and just not do it. that is bad writing

>>218131226
>>218131163

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>>218129441
>anyone else think so?

All the stuff from the actual book is great, all the shit (including literal shit) shoehorned in by HBO is garbage.

>>218131163
>lyanna was in a "bed of blood" when ned found her, which makes one obviously think of childbirth
>there were 3 kingsguard at the tower of joy who were literally betraying their oath unless they were protecting a member of the royal family there
>ned never tells anyone who the mother of his "bastard" is, not even cat, and never has a single inner monologue thought about her throughout the entire book we're in his head, what's with the secrecy unless he's hiding something extremely serious like a secret targ who'd be murdered if it got out?

>>218131253
do read >>218131163 next time
>i will take one point for every assumption and guess
>real hard irrefutable proof
take this last (you) and go watch a preston jacobs video, you're starting to get derranged like the fag above

>>218131163
>A blue flower grew from a chink in a wall of ice, and filled the air with sweetness.
basically confirmed

>>218131271
if you just wanna shitpost that's your prerogative but I'm gonna need alternate explanations for everything I listed if you wanna have a real conversation

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>>218131226
>you cannot foreshadow things and just not do it. that is bad writing
>dunc dying at summerhall was all but accepted and foreshadowed
>turns out he survived confirmed by egg's actor whom was told by gurm himself
Uhm.

What would be the best and worst houses to serve?

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>>218129525
>most people speculate that Bittersteel didn't support Daemon/Fiddler because he's gay

That was probably part of it but mostly because Daemon wasn't much of a warrior.

The wedding tourney had to be rigged to insure he didn't lose.

>>218131276
>basicall-
so not real got it
>>218131281
the burden of proof is on you retard
>>218131291
high tower & greyjoy post war of the five kings respectively

>>218131253
>>ned never tells anyone who the mother of his "bastard" is, not even cat,
he literally told Robert
Wylla, the Daynes' wet nurse

>>218131311
he lies to robert, the one person who he can't just refuse to give an answer to

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Would you have served as Ser Arlan's squire after seeing this?

>>218131253
>>there were 3 kingsguard at the tower of joy who were literally betraying their oath unless they were protecting a member of the royal family there
This is pretty good, what other reason could there be for this?

>>218131310
>more shitposting
Yawn

>>218131334
>the one person who he can't just refuse to give an answer to
>>>>robert
>not cat
>not jon before he departs for the wall

So how did random civilians manage to kill the dragons that escaped the doom in places like Lys and Tyrosh? If they could kill them so easily why was it so hard for Westeros

>>218131216
>posts the ugly showtroon and thinks he's won
showsissies....

>>218131355
There is no other reason unless you believe they all betrayed the crowned prince.

The evidence for R+L=J is honestly so overwhelming that it would take a bunch of huge asspulls for GRRM to retcon it in Winds or whenever

>>218131271
>>218131310
utterly btfo

>>218131366
the Faceless Men killed the riders and without other Valyrians to tame them the dragons fucked off into the mountains

guys i'm sorry R+L=J is real. i was just acting out because i'm trans.

>>218131355
>>218131358
>>218131368
>>218131372
>>218131388
>>218131389
>still no proof
>only argument is mental gymnastics and wishful assumptions
kek the funniest bit is that it's obvious you're not even trying to argue in good faith

you're a lousy troll, at least try to be less boring next time

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>>218131291
House Martell would probably be one of the best if you're lower nobility or even a commoner. They seem pretty chill and more lax with the whole letting low-born kids play in their waterpark with high-born. Plus warm climate.

Worst would be anything in the miserable freezing backward north especially House Bolton for obvious reasons. House Manderly might be ok though being superior Andal culture.

>>218129612
>My money’s on Dunk revealing to Maekar that he’s not a knight

I'm guessing it'll be changing Maekar, so he's not sad about killing his brother.

>>218131412
>mass-replies
lmao you are so gotten-to right now. guess we'll see your dumb-ass shitting up every thread from now on.

>no proof of R+L=J except shownigger slop consoomer fanfic
>meanwhile Ned immediately told Robert who Jon's mother was as soon as it was safe to do so
beneath the cope
the bitterseethe

>tomorrow is the end
Then what? And no, I'm not reading.

>>218131454
We do the same thing we've been doing during dead periods
Is this your first time on /tv/ or something

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>>218129898
>Leather is actually one of the worst types of armor material.

Leather armor isn't a soft leather jacket, it's boiled leather or cuir bouilli, which was used for thousands of years and was very effective.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiled_leather

>>218131454
HotD isn't even until June right? Fucking bleak.

>>218129715
>>218129898
Did you not read/watch Bron's fight in the Eyre or have you just forgotten?

https://youtu.be/JGuCiVR5mE8?si=7_-v6woprbLCFEkb
Who was in the wrong?

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>>218131454
i don't want it to be over bros. it can't be over already...

>>218131454
Tomorrow may unironically ruin AKOTSK or cement it as the greatest ASOIF adaptation to the big screen since S1-3 GOT.
I am both excited and terrified anons.

>>218131394
No, it's clearly stated that the dragons themselves were killed and quite easily it would seem and given The World of Ice & Fire mentions multiple dragonlords survived in Lys and Tyrosh it makes it even harder to understand

>>218131509
He looks so cute and huggable here

>>218131366
you'll see in hotd s4 but tl;dr
>corner/chain a dragon
>send wave after wave of human waves until someone scores a lucky shot

>>218131527
>seasons 2 and 3 were considered great by (((some anons)))
jesus christ, zoomers really are retarded kek

>>218131501
>Cat starts rambling about Robb's 4th cousins in the Vale to try and convince Robb not to name Jon his heir
What was her fucking problem?

>>218131558
S1 had all the faithfulness kino but S2+3 had some of that but more budget and Tyrion & Tywin scenes were peak no argument about it

>>218131509
dunc didn't need a red woman to come back

>>218131575
are you actually delusional or something?
>zoomerbabble
nvm lilbro. fucking retard, kek

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>>218131566
Tullys are retarded

>To go north, you must journey south, to reach the west you must go east. To go forward you must go back and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow
Will this ever make sense or is it just something that George thought sounded mysterious and cool and will never follow up on?

>>218131527
It would be hard to not stick the landing at this point honestly. If they fuck it up it'll be next season for sure. Sworn Sword is going to be pretty hard to adapt.

>>218131553
These are pre-doom dragons the size of Balerion if not larger though

>>218131530
>multiple dragonlords survived in Lys and Tyrosh it makes it even harder to understand

The dragonlords killed each other off fighting for dominance after the fall of Valyria.

>>218131566
she was trying to stop a starkfyre rebellion from becoming a thing.

>>218131163
If there was proof it wouldn't be theory, dipshit.

>>218131592
>shitposting troll returns
I thought you might shut up if we didn't reply to you but it seems you're obsessed with starting shit and being wrong about it too

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>open twitter
>more seething

This guy's gonna lose his mind when he realizes that everything is a derivative of that chud Tolkien

>>218131613
>*sniffles* somehow... the shitposting troll returned...
NTA but you sound like a bitch right now, anon.

>that chud Tolkien
nobody tell this guy how much Tolkein hated the nazis

>>218131616
>hate everything it stands for
Excessive descriptions of food, badly written sex scenes, and shock value plot twists?

>>218131616
>they don't know how to create anything beautiful or interesting and never will
What? Conservatives make art. Liberals take art down.

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BRAVO GRRM!

>>218131600
>To go north, you must journey south
This means you must have vaginal intercourse before you finish in her mouth
> to reach the west you must go east
Wrapping your hands around her and squeezing her arse cheeks
>To go forward you must go back
This describes the act of thrusting during sex
>to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow
For the best orgasm you should have anal sex

>>218131665
And it's the size of South America according to him lol

we had a few weeks of almost zero culture war shit in these threads until episode 4 blew up and got a bunch of social media attention, I don't think we knew how good we had it

>>218131600
>>218131674
it's obviously the draft dodger's way of saying planetos is round

>>218131679
So what didn't the Dunk the lunk like about his sick new sigil on the shield?

>>218131648
the main points of asoiaf are

>feudalism bad
>feminism good
>religion bad

everyone agrees on #1 and the right will agree on #2 to some extent, but obviously the right has issues with #3

>>218131609
They're killed by the locals though

>>218131454
Then listen to the audio books instead :^)

>>218131665
>Bear Island is the Isle of Man
Now I want edits of Jorah's scenes where he's speaking manx and everyone just continues talking to him in normal english

>>218131694
the fucking show's main plot is them duking it out on a religious duel to see which side their RELIGION favors
everyone loves the show
QED
the right loves #3

>>218131689
>16 year old boy
probably thought it was lame and changed it for the hanged man when he was on his edgy phase.

>>218131694
you missed a few things
>climate change allegory with the others
>rich nobles do not care about the plight of the common folk and pursue their own ambitions at any cost
>war is mostly directed by the rich and powerful and mostly impacts the impoverished and powerless

>>218131616
>>218131648
>>218131694
>>218131740
the fucking point is that crazy pussy will plunge the world into fucking chaos

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>>218131678
It's the same cunt over and over larping. There is nobody talking like this outside of this board. /pol/ does not give a shit about this show, or at least not in the way the larper keeps insisting upon.

>>218131665
this is a quality post
>>218131592
this is shitposting

i am the thread chad king

>>218131786
you do know I was talking about the guy from the x screencap
right?

>>218131685
>draft dodger
one thing him and trump have in common

>>218131678
politics fatigue desu
so fucking tired of spergs

>>218131805
You're supposed to agree with me. I'm the judge of what's a quality post and what's shitposting culture was shit.

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>>218131820
why are you even in this thread

>>218131720
Not that guy nor do I care about burger politics but the religious ceremonial dueling is being abused by a rich princeling to try kill a good man, and results in the death of the only potentially decent king dooming the land and its people to misery for like a hundred years. It's not exactly showing religion in a good light.

>>218131824
Punishing you for being an annoying faggot earlier.

>>218131844
the main character is dunk
he has a trial of seven because he practices the faith of the seven
the buildup to the show and eventual trial & results show that he himself is blessed by the seven

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>>218131844
Targshits get what they fucking deserve even dornish-mutt ones. Praise the Seven.

>>218131859
>results in the death of the only potentially decent king dooming the land and its people to misery for like a hundred years

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Sheathe the fucking steel

GRRM would pay lip service to feminism but every single female character in power in his books is either completely inept as a leader or a cruel psychopath or both

>>218131869
If dragons existed, would he have even been able to fly one? How necessary are the white hair and purple eye genes to dragon-taming?

>>218131870
>shit that doesn't affect dunk in the short term because he's a humble hedge knight and a true one at that
yadda yadda people dont care who's king yadda yadda pray for harvests and rain yadda yadda

>>218131852
this is literally my fifth post in this thread
why are you so stupid

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>Dexter gave George and Ira legos to thank them and celebrate the end of season 1
Cute!

Are women better at magic than men in this world? Just like in Elden Ring?

>>218131912
that is really cute

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>>218131912
>Thank you for letting me bring Egg to life

>>218131689
>setting sun = coming of the darkness = death
>shooting star = an eternal star falling from the sky and burning out = death
He is a lowborn (false) hedge knight who's about to face his first real life or death situation. He has actual peasant brain and is looking at everything as a sign of his demise

>>218131912
That's a good Egg right there.

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>>218131927
he's so pure brehs

>>218131689
wait you seriously didn't understand this >>218131930 ?? how fucking stupid are you?

>>218131912
this fat motherfucker should be finishing his fucking books

>>218131941
>how fucking stupid are you?
bro he thinks R+L=J are you really asking that

>>218131916
Idk about that but Dunk's shield gives me ER vibes it does

trollbro you are trying way too hard

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>>218131873
Nymeria is the exception. This Rhoynar Tomboy thigh-choked Dornish lords until they accepted unification and female inheritance. I don't think anyone speaks poorly of Nymeria in the historical record which is rare.

>>218131916
There is no indication that women are superior sorcerers in the world of Elden Ring.

>>218131873
>>218131987
Rohanne Webber too. Season 2 will be really interesting, I think we're going to find out whether these writers/showrunners can really make the material work or not then.

>>218131987
I wish I was a Dornish lord.

>>218131912
Dunk better get Sweetfoot back in ep 6

>>218131873
Johanna Lannister? Black Aly?

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>>218131701
>They're killed by the locals though

Yes but Gurm is dumb, mud farming peasants can't kill dragons.

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>mud farming peasants can't kill dragons
who's gonna tell him

>>218131912
Good egg

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>>218131987
This is a very pretty lady, but any adaptation will make her be play by Debra Wilson or someone even worse looking...

>Arlan has the exact same 3 horses in the flashback that Dunk now has
How fucking long do horses live? These feels like an oversight.

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>>218131885
Not sure. It would make sense that's why Targshits originally kept foul incest but by Baelor I and Daeron II with no dragons left marrying a dornish princess to complete unification was totally worth it despite blackfyre seething.

>>218132140
>How fucking long do horses live
30 on average

>>218132140
Horses can live for decades and we don't know their age when Arlan meets Dunk and we don't know Dunk's age

>>218132146
So Jon may as well not be a targay because he looks like a starkoid

>>218131276
>blue flower
>chink
>wall of ice
Jon Snow’s mother is Lyanna and his father is from Yi Ti

>>218132140
I think they are all pretty old horses. One of them dies in the first few pages of the 2nd novella.

>>218132140
how fucking long did YOU think horses lived?

>>218131226
Just cause your headcanon doesn’t come true doesn’t make something bad writing.

>>218132202
Stop, you're not allowed to have a different opinion.

>>218132140
About 30 years. Chestnut is old as fuck, we never see sweetfoot again after HK and Thunder is probably like 14 years old.

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I must be loyle to my liege.

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>>218132112
I doubt it. Even retarded produces know they must have a cutie for a female led show to be popular. Rhaenyra's actress for example is actually more attractive than what she is according to the book unless you're into BBW Targaryens.

ser arlan has big benis :D

>>218132306
>ser arlan of benistree
so the signs were there all along...

and his brother... meerkar!

>>218132002
Untrue. The cuter the feet the more powerful your sorceries, thus meaning women are the better sorcerers

>>218131253
None of that actually prove the baby is Jon. In fact it works against Jon being Lyanna's child because why would Ned specifically start to worry about breaking his promise to her around that time if the child was Jon? Jon went to the wall with Ned's approval and as far as Ned knows, he's as safe as anybody could be at the wall.

You know who isn't safe because an assassination order was put out on her right before he starts thinking about breaking his promise and Ned failed to stop it?

>>218132002
According to lore no male has gone over 69 intelligence

Why wouldn't it be seven episodes? What a bunch of retards

>>218129378
>genuinely good shit but died in the dumbest fucking way possible
>more based than it initially appeared it would be
>completely fucking retarded
It tracks.

>>218132390
People invoke the name of the stranger only to curse others. Stranger take you!

Anyone else find it weird how they changed how they pronounced names from GoT? Aegon was pronounced as A-gon then it became Eg-gon in HotD and AKotSK

>>218132443
No, considering it's meant to be the second and the first was wrong.

>>218132443
Aegon was always pronounced "Eg-gon"
Go rewatch or stop taking drugs.

>>218132452
But why was it ever pronounced incorrectly? GRRM was there for GoT and never said anything

>>218132443
not the best example to help your case

>>218132443
It's Dunk & Egg not Dunk & Agg
Stupid faggot

>>218132460
Because people made a mistake? It happens all the time you fucking freak.

>>218132454
https://youtu.be/A8Wr-yrAL1c?t=481

No it wasn't you're wrong now admit it you filthy lying grubby nigger

Fuck Rhaenyra

>>218132502
Maekar was also pronounced Maekar in GoT but AKotSK pronounces it Meekar
What the fuck is your point, genuinely? Besides starting the most retarded arguments just to be wrong and contrarian?

>>218132521
But I'm not wrong though you stupid nigger, I just wondered why they changed the pronunciation or more so why they got it wrong to start with since GRRM was involved with the series and why he never brought it up

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>>218132508
Yes

>>218132535
>misses the point
>lashes out and starts spamming racial slurs when called out
Eeesh buddy maybe you've had enough of the computer for today, why not go outside and talk to your friends to cool down

>>218132521
How is he wrong? He literally proved himself right and you wrong and you're resorting to insults lmao. Get rekt you dumb nigger.

>>218132544
I didn't miss any point you dense nigger, it seems you're unable to grasp anything and when proven wrong won't own up to it and instead double down and calls me wrong, stupid black cunt

>>218131443
He directly call Robb, Sansa, Arya and Rickon as "my son/daughter" in his PoV thoughts.
The only one he never outright called as his son, but just as "my blood"? Jon

>>218131636
He shilled for both Franco and Mussolini

>>218132580
That's because Jon is Brandon and Ashara's son

How is Aenys pronounced?

Is it Anus? People have pronounced Jaeherys like Juh-Hare-Rus before...

>>218132601
Ayy-Knees

R+L=J will never be 100% confirmed until at least Winds of Winter is out, and probably not until A Dream of Spring.
Winds of Winter is never coming out.
Ergo, R+L=J will never actually be confirmed.

>>218132601
It should be juh-hare-ees

>>218132610
The 1100 pages George wrote will be released somehow if he dies. The answer to that question may already be in there.

>>218132610
It's pretty clear from the books that R+L=J. The show confirming it more or less seals it. The only reason it wouldn't be at this point is GRRM doing a 180 because the show conclusion was so poorly received, and it would essentially be a hard retcon because of all of the subtext that would have to be discarded.

>>218132633
Let's be real, most of those pages are just chapters that got edited out of the end of aDwD, and we're lucky if he's even written the conclusion to the battles in Winterfell and Mereen.

>>218132633
That will all just be pages of Tyrion picking at his butthole and sniffing his finger in Mereen or something

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>This is your mom now

How fucked are you?

>>218132610
I don't know what that means

>>218132646
It always bothers me you might have gotten something 100% right in the sense of guessing its meaning at the time it was written but it will turn out to be a red herring later just because its been so long the meaning was revised

>Feast is 75% Brienne riding around like a dullard and Cersei being a retard and nothing happens
>Dance is 50% Tyrion being on a ship and drinking and talking to people and nothing happens
Niggas are talking about Winds in some kind of serious way when it's clearly been over for 2 decades already

>R+L=D
>B+A=J
>Ned makes baby swap at Starfall while returning Dawn. Ashra ACKS herself or becomes Quaith o algo
>Dany raised in Dorne (House with the red door/lemon tree which is explicitly states many times do not grow in Braavos) eventually moved to Essos
That's what happened. Preston figured it out years ago

>>218132726
What is the point of these obviously incorrect theories that could never be revealed in any kind of serious, satisfying way without retconning half of the previous books?

>>218132726
Whaaaaaaaaaat

>>218132726
If Jon was Ashara and Brandon's kid why would Ned even need to lie about who he is?

>>218132646
He could pivot to R + L = D and Jon is actually baby Aegon.

>>218132774
Why would he? That's significantly stupider and more convoluted than what he's already set up

>>218132761
To protect Ashara's honor because he simps for her. Jon's still a bastard either way so Ned might as well be a father to him. Cat would also be even more Paranoid of Brandon's bastard than she would be of Ned's. It takes attention away from the Daynes who had a hand in spiriting Dany away

new thread
>>218132861
>>218132861
>>218132861

>>218132832
>To protect Ashara's honor because he simps for her
How does that protect her honor? She wasn't married to either of them so what difference does it make to her honor who the father was?
>It takes attention away from the Daynes who had a hand in spiriting Dany away
This is nonsense, there's no need to take attention away from something nobody knows anything about anyways.

>>218132502
Charles Dance always pronounced things his way
>first 3 seconds
Literally pronounced it Eg-gun, not Ag-gon. Didn't even prove yourself right.

Meanwhile:
https://youtu.be/uzYlMnDPMrM?t=2m34s