A true knight always finishes his story editionPrevious: >>218147045
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What of the Kingsguard?
>>218149280PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GWIN ASHFORD UUNNNGHHHH!!!!!!
-ACK
>>218149280So does Egg not have his ring if he lied and just ran off with Dunk?
cumming inside gwin
>>218149280How powerful is Arlan lore wise after this series
So what made us mad?
>>218149289Interesting thanks
By the way, I think it's obvious why Arlan did not knight Dunk nowPretty kino
Do the Beesburys just bring bees with them everywhere in case someone dies?
That was a nice interlude but I can't wait for more dragonslop tbqh
EGGGGGG YOU FUCKING SHIT so S2 is going to have at least one episode with what happens in between novella 1 and 2, probably with the pirate ship and getting Maekar to give Egg the boot
>>218149304No spoilers but does the ring even hep in the books?
>>218149293TAKE HEART BEESBURY
>>218149280
>>218149280they stole this scene from Fast and Furious
>>218149304once again, the showrunners turned something retarded because they couldn't help themselves
>>218149326Do the Beesburys have a maester called Dr. Bees?
>>218149315>inb4 he starts returning as a ghost like fucking Obi Wan
So why is it called seven kingdoms when there are nine?
>>218149325>By the way, I think it's obvious why Arlan did not knight Dunk nowBecause Arlan was never knighted either, and it doesn't fucking matter
>>218149304Its a ring, he probably has it
>>218149330It is a key part of both other novellas.
Poor queen bee ;_; kino though but inside the tent with people?? Enclosed space with bees............
Beesed to meet you
LOOK!THE BROWN DRAGONAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218149304Possibly have the ring. >>218149313I pity her. Her family js now poor because of the stupid trial.
is this the last episode of the season?
>>218149280Lord of the Rings energy emitting off this episode and maybe this whole series so far in general.
>>218149330>No spoilers but can you tell me some massive spoilers?yes, twice
>>218149330Pretty sure he shows it to Rohanne and its been so long since I read the The Mystery Knight so I can't really say
>>218149336What the fuck was that music?
>>218149331>Take Bees in your heart as we bury you
>>218149336they are begging for the monster edits now
>Episode 1: Good>Episode 2: Good shit>Episode 3: Holy shit>Episode 4: Holy SHIT>Episode 5: HOLY SHIT>Episode 6: Shit
>>218149280Was it kino, /tv/?
Maekar doesn’t even seem like a bad dad, just kinda inept and overwhelmed
>>218149330Egg uses it often as Frodo his
Egg showed his true colours this episode. Tried to kill his injured brother, who has innocent hobbies like fishing, right there in his hospital bed. Little psycho. A true Targayren through and through.
>>218149364He looks raped
>>218149352The Crownlands are not a Kingdom, and the Riverlands and Iron Islands are grouped together in the Kingdom of the Isles and the Rivers.
>>218149352They didn`t conquer Doren and the crownlands are really just the Targs back garden, they were part of either the riverlands or stormlands depending on the location. So, 7. Crownlands is a technicality. Eight didn`t sound as good after Daeron brought them in.
>>218149353Actually its because he didn't want him to become another penny on a tree, for him to die in a lord's war. Arlan didn't knight Dunk because he loved him and hoped for a peaceful life for him
Why didn’t arlan knight dunk?
>>218149326>He doesn't travel with a mobile hive to ensure a constant supply of fresh honey
>>218149388From the acclaimed anime, Monster?
>>218149403Summerhall is still dunk's fault.
I hope Maekar will be in S2. I really like him.
>>218149374There is a secret extra season. This entire last episode was all a spell cast by Beesbury and his bee magic on all the cast and the viewers. The rest of the season will be coming out any day now!
More Beesbury confirmed for season 2.
>>218149326yes, Beesburys always carry bees, Fossaways always carry apples, Tullys always carry fish, Baratheons always carry antlers
Life is shit and all we have to look forward to is hotd3 for a fucking year...imma watch it, but still
>>218149326For a family that made their fortunes with Bees and their legendry founder was the first beekeeper? No, its a nice detail and tradition for them to have.
I haven't watched it yet. Did we eat good, /maekar/bros?
Why did Dunc not use his shield?
>>218149420he still might have. I mean he probably didnt because he was a dumb old fart who didnt realized he would die before he got the chance, but part of the fun of the character is that hes fucking shrodingers knight, maybe he got knighted and maybe he didnt
Why couldn’t house of dragons just follow the god damn books? A show without ANY dragons is mogging them so hard
>>218149394Episode 1 wasn’t good eitherI don’t want to sound like one of those people but I genuinely think this is a bit meh, I don’t think the aesthetic matches the source material, and the divergences are unwarranted and bad.
>>218149378Was it not obvious that I would just want a simple yes or no without elaborating on the details. Is everyone on this site retarded.
>>218149441Yeah I'd say so.
>>218149430Targshits never appear again. The target with the most screentime is Blood Raven.
So did they imply that Baelor died because he wore his son's armor and it didn't fit right?
>>218149394this episode was a comfy send off relax
>he married a whore All women are whores anon and all whores are women
Penny Jenny of New Barrell will produce Fossoways of every color
>>218149394Nah it was comfy
>>218149444Baratheon ninjas anonBaratheon ninjas
>>218149409I thought the iron islands belonged to the north>>218149434
>>218149454Nope
>>218149450>Is everyone on this site retarded.yes
So based on Maekar's reaction to Egg walking into Aerion's room with a fucking steak knife was he aware of how fucked his family dynamic was?
>>218149430It is very likely. they have to show him giving egg the boot.
>>218149454No. Only commiserating that the son buried hus parents not the other way around.
Applebros we won
So what was Raymun supposed to do to make a rightwing incel like myself mad? Be a true lad and fuck a redhead whore?
Ser Arrion Baratheon.Who the fuck is this guy?HOTD will have even more fanfiction
>>218149363
>>218149434Need more beesbury posting
>>218149456>all women are whores>and all women are wives>where apples are concerned
You fuckers tricked me. Years ago when GOT was still on, you talked about Dunk and Egg as a story about 2 nobodies that wandered around Flea Bottom doing odd jobs or some shit.
I’m dumb and can remember did Dunk fuck the ginger whore? Or is he gawping just because he knows she was a whoreDid dunk fuck anyone at the tourney?
>>218149472He's aware all his sons are failures and dangerous fuckups but Aegon might be saved with Dunks help
>>218149456Lady Ashford is pure
You guys don't drop MEGAs after an episode? Or a magnet link? Fuck this board is worthless.
>>218149466Iron born niggers seethe at this
>>218149420
is lionel gay?
>>218149280HARD SALT BEEF !
>>218149472Targs are well aware of how fucked up their family is.
Maekar girls we are so up tonight.
>>218149472>he's my last sonWhat do you think, anon?
This show better go past the books it’s based on, the 3 stories are just setup but no payoff
>>218149336He really was a terrible maester.
>>218149478they made her look so sloppy in the show.
>>218149487He was just shocked, Dunk is kind of an incel until winterfell
>>218149434prestons going to have a field day with this funeral
>>218149487Dunk didn't fuck anyone. He'd never fuck a pale redhead either. He only likes light skin black girls
>>218149442That shit was obliterated in the trial
Fuck I finished itThe Arlan scene where he goes off and away from Duncan.. it got to me man
>>218149352>Aegon the Conqueror comes to WesterosThe kingdoms are:1. The Norf 2. The Reach 3. The West 4. The Storm5. The River and the Islands (Iron Islanders had invaded and built Harrenhal6. The Vale7. DorneAegon didn’t actual beat Dorne. So he carved out his own kingdom 8. The CrownAnd then the Riverlands became separate from the iron islands, to take number 9. But it is still not considered a real kingdom by some, as I believe your HERO Bobby B referred to “Making the eight” as all 7 mainland kingdoms plus the Riverlands
>>218149486so ever since GOT was on, you admit you never even fucking glanced at the novellas? not even the comics with their pretty little pictures and colors and reduced dialogue...?you ARE thick as a castle wall
>>218149518they'll have him fuck rohanne next seasonscreencap this
I’m giving my bees away today. They swarmed in a neighbours yard and she’s pissed. I just saw the swarm coffin in the ep after packing them up. It’s over beesbury bros
>>218149487Dunk is pure until the Lannister whore gets her hands on him. Meet Tywin's grandmother.
>>218149466No, there are Seven Kingdoms because when Aegon the Conqueror began his conquest of Westeros he claimed 7 realms:The Kingdom of the NorthThe Kingdom of Mountain and ValeThe Kingdom of the Isles and RiversThe Kingdom of the RockThe Kingdom of the ReachThe Kingdom of the StormlandsThe Principality of Dorne
>>218149435>The Tyrells always carry flowers, the Greyjoys always have calamari, the Martells always have a miniature sun in a containment field
>>218149472They could've used that as a reason for maekar in asking dunk the second time to squire egg. But he had to put his pride first about peasant and shit.
>>218149502so that was a prop right? no way that monster was natty
Why did Lyonel have such a weak stream?
>>218149533nta, but I didn't either because Dunk and Egg always seemed to me like Wild Cards trickery. I still remember people read that horse shit looking for clues about TWOW.
>>218149326Don't ask stupid questions anonOf course they do
>>218149527>making the eightshowfaggotry, not in the books
>>218149409This poster is right. >>218149416This poster is wrong. >>218149466You are wrong. The borders of the kingdoms of Westeros probably changed a lot over it's 8,000 year history, but there were seven kingdoms when Aegon the conqueror landed in Westeros. The Riverlands, at the time, had been conquered by the Iron Islands under king Harren (of Harrenhal fame). The Riverlands sided with Aegon to be free of Iron Islander rule. The Iron Islanders mostly accepted losing the Riverlands because they blamed their downfall on becoming too greedy and moving too far from the sea and their 'God'. While Dorne would remain independent for some 200 years, the Iron Throne styled itself as King of the Rhoynar and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms as aspirational titles, because they wanted to conquer Dorne. This likely stems from Aegon's Song of Ice and Fire where he did not believe the world could be saved from the Long Night unless ALL of Westeros was united under Targaryen rule.
>>218149501Probably bisexual.
>>218149549its quite average actually
Is putting a queen bee in your coffin for your wake, a sound idea, /tv/?
>>218149518he's saving himself for Lady Gwin
>>218149534based change if it happens. just have him fuck her on the barn floor and in a later season if he sees rohanne again she just has a gigantic fucking toddler with her
>a true knight always finishes a storyjorge can't recover from this
Why are the Targ characterisations totally off? Aerion while sadistic should be flamboyant and foppish. Maekar should be stern and hardened, not a whiny potty mouth. They don’t actually do a good job of showing Baelor’s virtue
>>218149546>the Martells always have a miniature sun in a containment fieldYou don't?
He's going to become a fan favorite when he comes back and starts killing Blackfyre shitters left and right.
>>218149560honestly when he was yelling at Dunk while peeing and turned around I half expected him to still have his dong hanging out
>>218149466The Riverlands belong to the North as of the main series. During Aegon's conquest, most of the Riverlands was under the control of the Iron Islands and they used Riverlandsers as slaves to build Harrenhall until Aegon melted it.
>Valarr: "It was my armor" :(>Dunk: "It was my trial" :(>Maekar: "It was my mace" :(>Aerion: "I am blameless" :)
>Caravan leaves after the roast>Cuts to Baelor's pyreFucking gold. Lyonel is a gem. He is also fucking right.
>>218149444>Why couldn’t house of dragons just follow the god damn books?Honestly, in the cannon events of the Dance of the Dragons every character acts like selfish monster. Realistic, but ultimately difficult for people to relate with. They could have sided with Rhaenyra being the good guy, but they wanted audiences to struggle with the decision of Black or Green. That's the biggest problem, there are other large issues with baffling character choices.
>>218149580imagine a Winds release date after that line
>>218149576>barn floor*stable
>>218149501yep
>>218149451... please tell me they didn't rewrite it so that Egg didn't have Maekar's blessing to go with Dunk...
>>218149501He seems to be one of those guys that isn’t literally gay but will still smack another naked man bare’s ass in the team showers and comment on the size of another guy’s dick. Basically frat-jock “gay.”
For some reason I got incredibly confused when they showed Raymun marrying the hooker. Only because her name is Rowan and she has red hair, and I genuinely thought they were going to reveal the marriage was already active and she was Rohanne Webber, and would be marrying her way up and up until we meet Rohanne again in s2
>>218149580>>a true knight always finishes a storykek I just noticed that was an obvious jab at the fat fuck
>>218149580there's no way that wasn't a deliberate shot, I chuckled
>>218149584doesn't he just pull a viserys and dies in essos drinking wildfire.
>>218149567 I`m not wrong maester
Rank ALL the seasons:GOT2>GOT3>GOT1>DUNK>GOT4>GOT5>HOTD1>GOT6>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOT7>HOTD2>GOT8
>>218149487No, he met her a few times during the tourney but nothing sexual.
Did Appleboy win or did he get played?
Did Raymun ever wonder why his second and third kids were black as coal? Penny Jenny Fossoways swears she knew nothing of it, but that pack of Summer Islanders did stop by New Barrell
Lets be honest. There was not enough titties.
>>218149451The fact that they were willing to end the season on a joke really separates this show from GoT.
>>218149336>>218149388
>>218149584>it's an aegon and bloodraven annihilate blackfyre shits episode
>>218149594youre not going to let a feast after the first trial of 7 in how every many years go to waste. plus they had to honor beebro
>>218149613>doesn't he just pull a viserys and dies in essos drinking wildfire.he comes back to westeros and has a couple more decent years before he really goes nuts and downs wildfire
>>218149605what do you think retard
>>218149280>A true knight always finishes his storygrrm bros..
What was with ser Bill Evans playing jazz at the start of the episode
Dunk should've fooked the red whore and he should've been the unofficial progenitor of the green fossoways
>A true knight always finishes a storyGRRM is no true knight confirmed
>>218149418Thats dumb squires fight too
haven't watched yetrightwing chudbros...what was the thing about fossaway we were supposed to be upset about?
>>218149620yeseven if the first one isn't his, she'll give him more
>>218149490I bet she's very hairy down there.
>>218149584So this is Daemon's dad? Or Daemon was this guy's grandpa?
>>218149620Both, depends on the day
>>218149620depends if the kid is his
>>218149403he deserved it though
>>218149644He marries the whore who is obviously pregnant with another guy’s child
so the BLACKfyres will be cast as blacks, that can be guaranteed
>Brienne is a possible Dunk's descendantDunk probbaly got Raymun's wife preggers lmao
>from whore to ladyIs this true from the novel?
Lyonel wanted to fuck Dunk so bad
>>218149613There is a few decades between this and his death. He had a wife and kid when he decided to turn into a dragon via wildfire.
>>218149617I don't think you understand how bad season 5 of thrones was. that was the one with all the sand snake bullshit and arya mopping floors. I always rewatch the series every year or two, and I can never get past 5. I think this time I'm just gonna skip it.
>>218149540>The Principality of DorneDearon II proved otherwise.>>218149589Incorrect. Were that so then all the Riverlords would be bannermen to the Starks rather than the Tully's. Even in the show the Tullys are recognized as the lords paramount of the Riverlands.
>>218149644just him marrying a whore. but shes hot and its not like he was gonna marry a lady of the realm anyways so its nbd
>>218149567>when Aegon the conqueror landed in Westeroshadnt Aegons ancestors been on Dragonstone for like 100 years before the conquest? its not like he came out of Valyria himself
>>218149644He’s raising a Stone Dornish son that isn’t his after marrying a whore wife
>>218149605I mean technically we don't know that he does, maekar and dunk talk at the camp site, maekar leaves then egg shows up, in the show they have the same talk but at the castle then dunk returns to camp and egg shows up
>>218149665this character doesn't exist in the novella
>oooh he said that he'll love him like a brother, he wants to sex him so badI hate alt shift x
>>218149599Even if he does release Winds it doesn't matter. He literally still has to write A Dream of Spring
>>218149657I love fishing. Do I deserve to get stabbed?
>>218149620Obviously kicked out of dondarrions pavilion after cheering for dunk. Definitely preggers with his kid, too
>>218149638genuinely killed the vibe for meI'm autistic tho. I don't like modern music in my medieval shows simple as
>>218149623>Her sons... are BASTARDS
>>218149653Daemon? This is years after HOTD like 80 years.
>>218149672Robb was King of the Trident
>>218149617Hotd2 is very much superior to season 7, with all its flaws
>>218149664>>Brienne is a possible Dunk's descendantit's not even "possible," George literally confirmed it. Hodor is also 90% certain to be a Dunk descendant, Dunk creampies (young) old Nan
>>218149670ah fuck I knew I'd mix some stuff up. fuck it, switch 5 and 6
>>218149605they did that so Maekar will still be in season 2, 1st episode will be Maekar catching Dunk and Egg and then agreeing to allow Egg to be Dunk's squire
>>218149653Daemon is his great great grandfather
>>218149364
>>218149684that faggot cant stop shoving homo implications ever since he fucked glidus i hate how far he's fallen off
MY NAME IS DUNK DUNKGOT SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNKBAELOR DIED BECAUSE I LIEDAIN'T A TRUE KNIGHT I'M JUST SHINING BRIGHT
>>218149620Is Glendon Fireball's son?
He's kind of hot ngl
>>218149441He and Egg had the best scene in the episode. Our king.
Ah yes the classic medieval light jazz, very appropriate. Gonna miss all these characters so much bros
>>218149697Usurpers can call themselves what they want, it does not make it true.
>>218149620if she has a girl he winsso 50/50
she’s sexo
>>218149642He hoped he would abandon living in the hedges after he died
>>218149620She was fucking nobles so I would give it a pass. If she was the cum dumpster for every hedge knight and blacksmith that walked by I would be annoyed, but fuck it let RaymunHERO get a woman who knows her way around a rimjobWe are going to see her and Raymun again, and the joke will be that Dunk is genuinely confused because their baby had black hair and actually is the spitting image of Raymun. Appleseed is just that potent
>>218149658>>218149673>bags the hottest girl in the versethis just makes me like him morefuck that redteamreview fag for baiting
>>218149703kek
>>218149712>Ah yes the classic medieval light jazzwait til you get to the end of the ep
>>218149697That doesn't mean anything, especially where Robb is concerned both in the books and the show. The Riverlands are still their own thing.
>>218149684you cannot deny that lionel is gay as fuck in this show
>>218149683>this characterthe whore or the apple boy?
If you guys are mad about the Fassoway cuck. Imagine when you find out that Dunk fucks Aegon's older sister and impregnates her, and she gets married off to House Tarth.
>>218149580Why would they say this? This is basically a direct attack.
>>218149710He's literally me except my dreams don't come true and I'm not handsome
>>218149731the whore
>>218149659Blackfyres are all traitor bastards. You cannot portray blacks in a negative light like that. They'll be super white can claim they don't have that seahorse family in them at all
>>218149704>alt fucked glidus>preston fucked pokemon dudewhy are they all zesty like that?
>>218149717Robb was declared King of the Trident by all the Riverlanders
>>218149703>season 5anon....
>>218149733nobody is mad about it and if it's true that dunk & egg's sis thing is based as fuck
>>218149739same also I smoke weed i don't drink dude lmao
>>218149595I don't buy this argument because two of the most popular television shows ever (BB and the Sopranos) have very few heroic characters and largely consist of awful people screwing each other over.
>>218149672I though it was like a federated thing where the Tullys are lords of the Riverlands but they're still under the Starks
LMAO
>>218149725Rather 16 tons over the fucking intro song as the outro, again, for the billionth fucking time.
>>218149733Based and Dunk pilled
>>218149430unless grrm writes more novellas you'll never see another targ again if it's not egg or bloodravenunless HBO cucks out and forces targ cameos to pander to shitbags like you
>>218149700my exact rankings then.
So are there 9 kingdoms or 7 kingdoms?
>>218149487>Or is he gawping just because he knows she was a whoreyes
Eustace Osprey will be portrayed by the darkest swarthiest Bantu nigger they can find. It's inevitable
>>218149758the way this is shot fucking destroyed my sides and i cant even explain why
>>218149729He was King of the Trident it means a lot actually, don’t get all pissy because you’re a wikifag
>>218149758This scene had me laughing for an hour
>>218149627YOU
I'd rather marry a hot redhead whore than whatever whatever fat sow a minor house like Fassoway could arrange
>>218149717>illegals can call themselves asylum seekers, it does not make it true.Ftfy
>>218149751it's hbo
>>218149745Is that true? Are they actually all gay?
Why do the Targaryens of this generation look like "mutts"? Like, only 3 of them have platinum blond hair?
>>218149758RIP Bumblebee knight.
>>218149733>find outisn't this confirmed by both george and this showrunner?
Even the title of the series is false. Should be Knight of the Nine Kingdoms.
>>218149733It is clearly established that Dunc likes mulatto women.
>>218149786Take a wild guess.
>>218149779episode hasnt been out for an hour LIAR
>>218149733i just thought that some tarth lord married a bastard
>>218149786They are mutts. Least inbred generation of Targs ever
>>218149620She has a good heart.
>Arlan doesn't want Dunk to be another penny on the tree, left nailed forever>He keeps 3 horses, one of which is enough to live on for a yearHe did alright by Dunk. He was a good man.
>>218149758RIP in bees.
As a non book reader, never thought i would get this attached to these characters after watching the trailer, idk why but it gave me a completely differentl vibe than it turned out to be
Okay so we need an attractive and very short redhead woman in season 2 named Rohanne known for marrying up. Also we need an attractive and very short redhead woman in season one named Rowanne and her arc will end with her marrying a guy. Good? Good.
>>218149774s2 is already pretty much done.
>>218149771I mean a "kingdom" is a vague term so its hard to say. Really theres only 1 because theres one king. Its like asking how many territories does america have. Do you count DC? Puerto Rico? etc etc
>>218149636>>218149682>>218149701This franchise is fucking cursed to be hounded by egotistical showrunners who constantly change the source material because they think they're better writers than the guy that actually wrote these books. Ira Parker spent the better part of six weeks fellating the source material and reiterating his commitment to being accurate to the original book, only to change the ending in a way that devalues the characters and makes the story shittier.
Who was the black girl with the pink hair at the funeral?
Are they gonna just wasted all those nice honey producing bees on Bee guys grave when they bury him?
>>218149786Because they are mutts, Daeron fornish the dornish Waters (Baelor and Maekar's dad) married a Martell whore
>>2181497899 kingdoms thing has already been debunked
>>218149788george just said that Brienne is Dunk's descendant. then in the fire and blood book.>According to Maester Yandel, House Tarth is "[...] an old family of Andal descent that boasts of ties to the Durrandons, the Baratheons, and more recently to House Targaryen."Either one of Aegon's sisters becomes a Tarth with Dunk's baby.
Which Targ kings bleached their hair?
noooooo not the bees
>>218149774He`ll be white
>>218149758OHHH I get itBeesbury cause they bury him with bees
>>218149774hes already been cast and hes not black. Bennis mayhaps or Septon Sefton are a different story.
>>218149814Valarrs wife, a Tyroshi
>>218149816Their world isn't post-industrialist, there are honey producing bees fucking everywhere not endangered.
>>218149756No. The Tully's became the lords of the Riverlands by Aegon I's decree. Harren the Black of the Iron Islands conquerred the Riverlands and when Aegon came with his conquest and burned Harrenhall, he appointed the Tully's to rule the Riverlands. They were always their thing and never were part of the North. The North's territory lies between the neck and the gift. It does not, nor ever has, extended to the Riverlands.
>>218149677>hadnt Aegons ancestors been on Dragonstone for like 100 years before the conquest?Yes. The Valyrians might never have invaded and just chilled on their islands with their dragons if not for Aegon's Song of Ice and Fire.
>>218149666He seems like the kind of guy you need to watch your drink around.
>>218149828NO Seinfeld bee memes yet. psh
>>218149620From a lineage perspective it's questionable but it's clear that he doesn't care about her former occupation and she's more than happy to have a permanent arrangement with a lesser noble who's certain to treat her well. I'd say win. Plus he's got someone with top of the line bedroom abilities. Man will be making dragons off cider by day and cumming to septa role play blowjobs by night.
>>218149821egg confirmed there are nine kingdoms and what he says goes
>>218149830Benis you say...
>>218149797her mother is a dayne close enough
>>218149797He fucks old nan and maybe Tywins grand mother, so no
>>218149814she's the wife of Baelor's son (who's now the next heir to the throne)she comes from a city state where people of all classes dye their hair in garish color as acustomher being black however is forced diversity on the showrunner's part
>>218149797dunk has no type. he is aggressively heterosexual to the degree where I think he would fuck any woman. he doesn't even realize when gay dudes are trying to fuck him. it doesn't even enter his mind.
>>218149811we know gurm is happy with it so its ok, it gives a way for maekar to have a scene in s2, it really doesn't change much of anything just insert a flashback hat happened between s1 and 2 where maekar gives egg the boot
>another half dozen Targs ACK between the end of this season and the start of the nextCan't wait, fucking targ shits
>>218149340OOOH OOH OOOOOHUUOOHOOHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4N_UXPDBD0
>>218149754>I don't buy this argument because two of the most popular television shows ever (BB and the Sopranos) have very few heroic characters and largely consist of awful people screwing each other over.I don't either, but I do think they deliberately made that change for that reason. They wanted to cast a huge tent, so they tenderized the characters.
Gwin Ashford a cute.
Dragon whore?
>>218149852Daynes are 100% PURE ANDAL
>>218149627zozzle
it's overim crashing outall that's left to look forward too is hotdyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaya sub at subway costs 20$everything is shitI wanna skip work tomorrow but I can'tback into the wagie cagiewasting time until I die or the next season of dragonslop comes outit's overit's so over
>>218149824Good for Dunk. Good for Brienne.
>>218149848da fuggin ghequey water
Raymunbros how do we feel about this sudden development?
>>218149877Only if they drop the D from ANDAL.
>>218149627
>>218149864>we know gurm is happy with it so its okDo we?
>>218149771Technically just one, because all of them are under one king. Traditionally, they're seven because Aegon the Conqueror conquered seven (the Iron Islands and Riverlands were one kingdom and Dorne pledged vassalage later).
>>218149887Good news is. They have already been filming.
>explicitly confirming that Dunk wasn’t knighted>Dunk isn’t the one the suggest DorneOnly changes that gave me pause.
>>218149895he is still based in my book
>>218149719Her and Raymun also make a good couple mannerisms wise. I can see Raymun ranting about alien Targ scum and her encouraging it and joining in.
>>218149834It's solitary bees that are endangered because of climate change, not honey bees. Honey bees will survive for at least as long as we do
>>218149820>Daeron WatersBlackfyre shits propaganda
>>218149915we know who Rohanne is. Who's Eustace? Keanu?
>>218149811to be fair, it's entirely possible it could've happened this way in the novellas. we don't actually see maekar give dunk his blessing and egg the ring. we just know he does at some point between the end of the first and beginning of the second novellas.it's possible they're going to have a scene with maekar in season 2 giving egg the ring and him laying the ground rules with dunk.
>>218149895We're busy prepping the bull Anything for our wife
>NEXT EPISODE
>>218149918>explicitly confirming that Dunk wasn’t knightedthey didn't though.
>>218149620Win. I don't even think Raymun would gaf if he has to raise her son along his own he has with her. Was this the thing that was supposed to piss us chuds off? Either this or Lyonel's slightly no homo love for Dunk. Do these idiots think we aren't capable of laughing at a joke?
>>218149887You can always play got modded games in crusader kings/bannerlord or read fanfics
>>218149682The ring is proof Maekar consented. Unless Egg lied about that too and stole it. But I’m pretty sure Dunc said Maekar gave it to him.
>>218149758Those Beesburys are bee wargs using bee magickes to do this, i just knuw it
>>218149816>Bury him>Implying that they don't leave the coffins out so that their skeletons become the structure for a new hive
>maester says dunk is 100% dead and all his wounds are super duper fucked>dunk just rides off the next dayGrey fucking RAT
>>218149895Timeskip and Raymun’s son will look just like him. It will be played for laughs
>>218149932didn't egg steal the ring?
>>218149811I want to have baby making sex with Fern while she pouts, just fyi
>>218149903yes said he's very happy with season one, and after his visit to the set for season 2 he is very happy with what they've done so far with s2
>>218149629Is there a beesbury edit of this gif?
I want to defend HotD because I like the book/audiobook a lot but then I actually think about it, and it's black people depressed on a dock. daemon trapped somewhere. alicent and rhaenyra being boring dyke propagandaluckily Aegon and Aemond who I love are pretty good, the only thing keeping it watchable going forward. But even that they have to fuck up by making Aemond attack Aegon etc just retarded writers
>>218149629He's Bloodraven's favorite nephew because he just keeps saying they need to behead Bittercuck.
>>218149954>open wounds>no antibiotics for prophylaxisyep he should be
>>218149940Um they did. That scene was in Dunk’s head. Dunk was imaging Arlan to ask him a
>>218149918The not a knight thing is very grrm, its the "power resides where men believe it resides" thing.
>>218149758>THIS FUNERAL HAS A SURPRISING LACK OF BEEEEEES
>>218149954lionel did warn us he was a shit maester
>>218149954He's a shit maester. Couldn't even cure an itchy asshole
Cider and a shag with Lady Fossoways at New Barrell for only a silver stag. Raymun is a genius businessman
>>218149480Be a fag, at least according to this thread 24 hours ago. Somehow what Parker hauled out of his ass was even worse.
>>218149954Useless fucking maester can't even help an itchy asshole
>No maulerWhat the fuck come on
You guys are hella overthinking the ending. It's meant to be comedic little eye-roll smirk inducing scene. Maekar will find out, stew about it for a minute, and then decide to just let them be for the time being or some shit.
So was Mace Tyrell wrong or right? 7 Kingdom bros?
>>218149976Hm. I'll have to re-watch. maybe I read that wrong.
am I the only one pissed Lyonel didn't laugh at anyone. He had one fucking job
>>218149948that could still happen between seasons 1 and 2
>>218149954Its Dunk the lunk, the master can`t believe hes alive. Dunk is built different
>>218149990Nerdrotic are grifters.
>>218149988and HOW is a maester able to remedy that?
>>218149974The Seven works in mysterious ways.
>>218149710legit heartthrob
>>218149997Obviously yeahMaekar wanted Dunk to raise Egg, just not on the hedgesIf he decided to hunt them down they would not get very far
>>218149998Why aren’t you using Night?
>>218149983Lyonel's itchy asshole thing was awfully specific
>>218149998That's a great gift. /ourguy/ is the sweetest.
>>218149954Dunk is literally blessed by the gods
>>218149789Oh great put the spoiler in the title.
>>218149997This ^
>>218149983>>218149988>itchy assholes-see lyonel is hinting at dunk that his asshole is itchy, he's flirting uwu!!
>>218149956That would actually be funny, GOT or HOTD wouldn't do that, but maybe, just maybe
>"Where's Aegon? WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"Jesus Christ...You really have to wonder if something about how the episode was proving out to be a good one for both Maekar and Sam Spruell upset them somehow, the fucking shitworms.
>>218149998Greyjoybros...
I fucking love bees
>>218150018seems like the kind of guy to be a side character in this, disapper for a few years, then get a cool leading role down the road
>>218149944yea im also trans
>>218149940>Lyonel saying Dunk lied and is why he got punished by the gods, Dunk confirms it>Flashback where Dunk asks Ser Arlyen why he never knighted himwhat are you talking about?
>>218149932>scene with maekar in season 2 giving egg the ring and him laying the ground rules with dunk>You will keep my dear son safe above all else, Ser>Immediately cuts to the next scene with them off the cost of Dorne with Dunk fighting pirates while Egg dangles from a rope over shark infested waters
>>218149997He'll catch up to them at the end of the next season but they'll slip away again while Maekar shakes his fist shouting "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME DUNK"
>>218149710should have been Aegon 2 in my opinion
>>218149758how heavy is that stone coffin, no handles i'd imagine moving it while keeping a grip would be terrible
Is this the last time we'll see him? The actor was kino.
>>218149977It's not consistent with Dunk's character to lie about being a knight when he's not one.
>>218150021nta but I use sepia too
>>218149998>ruby lionHouse Reyne confirmed for true lords of the Westerlands
>>218150035very clear he puzzled it out like five seconds later and then shrugged and said yeah thats probably for the best and kept on
>>218149956>Raymun Jr's first words are "Greetings Ser Duncan" and his voice is identical to Raymun's, even as a baby
>>218150005True
>>218150063he does of Covid 209 off camera.
>>218150040I am just a little bee-curious
>>218150063Valarr dies of COVID so yeah
>>218149712>Ah yes the classic medieval light jazz, very appropriate.IRA PARKER KNOWS BETTER than you, anon. He's earnt his place alongside Benioff and Weiss so show some fucking respect.
>>218150047It was a deliberate fakeout anon. Dunk asks why Arlan never knighted him, it looks like he dies, but then doesn't actually, leaving open the possibility that he still knights him later.
>>218149940Come on, man, your reading comprehension?>Ser, why didn't you ever knight me?>I dunno. Hey Dunc, have I ever told you that story about how all these knights keep fucking dying? Being a knight fucking sucks btw.
>>218150063He dies of a plague in between book 1 and 2 so yes
>>218149887This show felt like a temporary relief from how utterly fucking horrible everything is. I hate it.
Ok now are you hyped for hotd?;?!
I'm confused. Does Maekar have 3 brothers or is Baelor his only brother? Are they trying to streamline the succession lines for the normies?
>>218150048Basic idea works, needs some refinement though.
>>218150064What else would he do? No one knights a hedge knight on a whim, he lied because no one was there anyway, who could say otherwise>>218150063Maybe, depends when Spring sickness starts in the show. I`m leaning toward no
>>218150097three, he’s the youngest
>>218149564showfaggotry is fine if it's well written.
>>218150094There's no way it can be worse then season 2. so I mean I have slight hype
>>218150094I'm probably one of the few people trying to work up the will to be excited for it, because im really autistic for the audiobook, and I can't even do it. I just think of miserable black people and annoying boring lesbians holy fucking shit.If I can't even do it I dunno who can.
>>218150063Vaxxed?
>>218150043Then it’s right up your alley
>>218150107in the show? It made him seem like he was next in line after Valaar
>the soundtrack still hasn't been released
>new noble house>lady is a whore>heir is your wife's sonWhat is bro doing? I'm never drinking cider again.
>>218149895>"Makes me a sort o' brown apple Fossoway, the way I see it."
>>218150104The lone bee dies, but the swarm survives
>>218150094only for Sunfyre scenes and Alicent and Rhaenyra scissoring
>>218150063Bro is dead like a month later
>>218150075>>218150079>>218150084The realm will grieve the loss of aura
>>218150097They mention the other two brothers in the scene with Dunk meeting them for the first time
>>218149428how so?
>>218150041he's the hottest male targ>>218150063close second
He was a Strong Maekar Targaryen?
>>218150126In the show as well, but depending on how long this runs for they might just pretend his brothers don't exist.
>>218150126they mentioned aerys and rhaegel
so season 2 would be in dorne?
>>218150129He's the guy that enlists, buys a mustang at 19.26% APR, and marries the first stripper that smiles at him
>>218149280Fucking wonderful episode. Looking forward to next season! MAKE THE EPISODES LONGER!!!
Is this the first time in an ASOIAF show they've played modern-ish music? The Jazz and 16 tons
>>218150097His other two brothers don't show up in the books either. One of om is like retarded or something and chokes on a pie before he ever has a chance to become even slightly relevant. Aerys I is king during Books 2 and 3 but he's a NEET king who wants to read books and prophecy all day and just lets Bloodraven do all the work for him. I suppose theoretically they could just cut him and just make Maekar king early because Maekar keeps Bloodraven on as his hand anyway
>>218150128On spotify
>>218150128Soon brother. I need that opening guitar tune
>>218150145Mace Tyrell. It's a different thing entirely
>>218150154No
Raymun's apple looks more like a green pepper
>>218150154snek
>>218149876Saera Targaryen was an actual dragon whore
>>218149537Tell me why Dunk shouldn't eugenics with this qt
>>218150158Next book is even more of a small story, be lucky if we get 20 minute episodes
>>218150000Certainly made me laugh though
This is a hotd general now
>>218150159The episode where Jaime gets his hand cut off plays Punk. I fucking hate it. It reminds me I'm watching a show when the entire reason I watch the show is to get immersed in the world
>>218150154No, they go to Dorne to look for Tanselle but they never find her. Season 2 is in the Reach again where Dunk serves a minor lord in a land dispute.
>>218150161In GOT do they ever say Aerys II?
>>218150158No, more episodes, keep the length the same. That's how you keep production costs and time between seasons down in the first place. I really, really fucking hope that they don't let this spiral out of control with an inflated budget but the same episode count. Fucking Stranger Things.
anyone know where to torrent the latest?
I loved it anons.Great episode. Little slow to start but what a finish. Wonderful end shot with Ser Arlan. Maekar was super cool. Really good episode.
KNIGHTS OF THE NINE
>>218150182based and slop pilled
So what do you want from the next season? A little more slice of life showing Dunk and Egg meandering around being hedge knights or do you want it to follow the books page for page?
>>218150159No lol. Season 2 got had national sing rains of castamere, then the bear and maiden fair in a rock style after Jamie loses his hand, then sigur ros rains of castamere when Joff dies, which they were there for the wedding. Bonus, coldplay drummer was at the red wedding
>>218149537Is dunk tywin's grandfather?
>>218150154Probably, unless im mistaken the 2nd novella starts with the duo delivering Dornish wine somewheres..Episode 1 might be an episode in Dorne to make the story/season 6 episodes long.
>>218149280>Retarded meme outro for completely nonsensical reasons >Retcon Rhaegar letting Egg leaveNgl getting Tartakovsky vibes from this whole thing with Ira being able to craft a pretty solid show only to shit the bed with it at the last possible second
>>218150163Bless you, ser.
>>218150199Rohanne sexo, and obviously tragikino when they can't be together
So season 2 is going to be in Dorne?
>>218150094been hyped the entire timeseason 2 was great
>>218150205mastodon and ed sheeran, too, even if they didn't sing. wtf were they thinking?
>>218150206The timeline doesn't really work for that unless they meet up again later. She doesn't marry a Lannister until years after the 2nd Dunk & Egg book
>>218150187>No, they go to Dorne to look for Tansellenot outright stated, faglord.
>>218150199I just want more
If a Fossoway married a Beesbury, would they make House Applebees?
>>218150209Some filler shit like the never ending one piece of crap.
>>218150227Ed sang no?
>>218149591kek
>>218149957no. maekar gives it to him and tells him to only ever use it in dire emergencies.>>218150048i do wonder how they're going to incorporate the dorne and oldtown flashbacks. comedic cutaways like that could work.
>>218150154Dorne and a scene in Oldtown with young Aemon, a fight on a pirate ship, and plenty of flashbacks to the Redgrass field. Also a sick dream sequence.Mostly an old fuck, a brown guy, and a hot horny midge fighting over nothing.
>>218150195It's eight you Nord chud
>>218150206He’s Tywin’s wife’s grandfather
Did it cut to Martin reading the final Dany chapter in ADWD just to mock us?
>>218150210Rhaegar?
We are SO back, Ciderbros.
>>218150104>House Beesbury>Beeneath the honey, lies the cunny
>>218150205>could have had Sigur Ros do Last of the Giants in Icelandic >just have them do a very shitty and short version of RainsD&D are such fucks.
>>218150239if he did i've blocked it out
>Raymun used to be a red apple>became a green apple>impregnates and wifes RedWhat's the symbolism here?
>>218150155I feel bad that they didn’t have Maury for Raymun Fossoway.
>Outright confirming Dunk was never knightedSHOW RUINED>Hinting that neither was ArlanSHOW SAVED
>>218150232>we saw plenty of puppet shows…
>>218150206No. Her youngest son seems to be a bastard with Dunk that son has a daughter who is Cersei,Jaime and Tyrion's mother
>>218150206I would've believed this if Tywin's issue (children/grandchildren) are freakishly tall but nope.
>>218150270>Hinting that neither was ArlanWhere?
>>218150231qt
>>218149754I dunno for years (like pre-2013) whenever I heard about breaking bad it was “the show where the teacher has to sell drugs to pay for cancer treatment” i’m not sure most viewers really got it. They even added his speech to schuyler in the finale in case some people still hadn’t gotten it. The double indictment of teacher’s pay and US healthcare was unironically what got everyones attention
>>218150235None of your BEESnnus
>>218150256Maekar my brain broke from annoyance
>>218150270>>Outright confirming Dunk was never knightedIt doesn't QUITE do this although it's very, very strongly implied, much more so than in the books
>>218150272thanks for proving my point, retard king
So... The brazilian guy said that right wingers would hate the episode... I don't get it, its a real statistic that 60% of men created kids that were not from their own.
>>218150270how did Arlan make it into tourneys if he was never knighted?
>>218150256Senile bobby B
>>218150279he didnt remember the fking words. Also WHO knighted Arlan the Hung then?
>>218150263>impregnatesAnon... I...
>>218150206Tywin’s grandmother thinks of Dunk when she fucks Tywin’s grandfather, but no.
FUCKING FINALLY, THE BEST VERSION OF THIS STUPID SONG I CAN FINALLY LISTEN TO IT.
>>218150260Thats a genius idea, also sad we haen`t got that song in the show yet or black robin. Chris O cakes on youtube did great covers for them all
>>218150308>>218150270god you niggas are retarded
Episode 6's meme pic?
>>218149903no blogpost shitting on retarded showrunner ideas
>>218150063Sort of. Dunk has nightmares with him in the second story, se we might get a cameo
>>218150327The piss episode
>>218150308You fucking idiot, today's episode outright had Arlan stating that he didn't knight Dunk because knights die a lot and he didn't want that for Dunk.
>>218150094Not at all. If I watch it I’m waiting for all of the episodes to release so I don’t have to wait between episodes.
>>218150280hbo should give him a movie
>The Nine KingdomsTargaryen fucking revisionist shits.
>>218150323You have no idea how fucking mad I was back then in these threads. If all the old archives were still around, you could probably find posts of me seething. We know about Sigur Ros being in the show well beforehand, and there was Wall shit happening at the same time. I was hyping myself up so god damn hard that they were going to do a rendition of it in Icelandic.
>>218150327>What if someone took an actual shit on screen?>What if someone pissed on screen?>What if a character pulled out his massive cock on screen?
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-finale-sam-spruell-interview-1236511714/>maekar not turning up for s2Why did they change it then?
>>218150206GRRM confirmed that Dunk's descendants have met and interacted in the show. The only confirmed descendant is Brienne. If Jaime is another one of Dunk's descendants than it could work. But there is also the Hound who Brienne fought.
>>218150357He is not part of the second book
So... Will House of the Dragons season 3 surpass Season 2?
>>218150341>>218150324ok who knighted arlan u fag/got/s check the wiki idgaf
>>218150327why is his cock crooked upwards?
>>218150195>>218150245THE EIGHT PLUS ONE THAT ASCENDED
>>218150299>Patents of nobility you say?
Maybe the true knight of the nine kingdoms was inside of us all along.
>>218150358The Hound and the Mountain are descended from Dunk? I assume the mother is Egg since they're both insane, must be their targayren half
>>218150349>>218150231I hope they cast him as Green Arrow on DC. WB usually likes to keep actors in house.
>>218150363Not giving him the signet and his blessing is changed though so why do the change if they aren't adding to it in the following season
Unless GRRM himself said Arlan was knighted or you're there when he got knighted you have no proof so stfu
>>218150075GRRM is such a fucking HACK
>>218150364In terms of what? Shittiness? Number of OCs? Total % of black people in Westeros that suddenly went missing between ADWD and the main books?
>>218149758WHERE THE FUCK do the bees come from? Are you telling me these Beesbury shits bring a whole colony wherever they go, just incase one of them dies so they can give them a proper "Beesburial"? Fuck off. Cunt.
>>218150367boner from dunc's manly musk
>>218150396It's a beerial.
>>218150396It's canonically bee magic
>>218150367Crooked cocks are better for sex. They rub against the vaginal walls and upwards crook means you can hit the G-spot naturally. The Baratheons have superior cocks
>>218149740is pregnant
>>218150396Beesburies are WARGS who control Queen Bees.It is known.
>>218150393Well the whole point of it was He wanted to make Aegon the Unlikely the 4th son of a 4th son. he was 9th in line for the throne. So GRRM wrote so many bullshit ways off camera the targs die all around them. It's probably some bloodraven shit.
>>218150367It broke during cowgirl or boy perhaps? and his shit maester did a hack job of fixing it
arlan of çunnytree deserved a more fitting ending
What was the point of this scene? Seriously. It didn't even happen in the books.
>>218149895We're busy prepping the wifeAnything for our good lord fossoway
>>218150423a belly full of wine with a girl's mouth around his cock?
>And what answer does your tree give youMaekar thinking for a moment that Dunk was some Northern boy come down south to shit on the Targ's.
>>218150429Comedy>haha look he won his first fight got drunk and married a whore in vegas!
I was hoping to see what Daeron the Good and Bloodraven were up to during this time but overall I’m satisfied with the direction so far just wish IT WAS FUCKING LONGER. Only in this clown world can HotDrag get hour long episodes where nothing happens with the same repeating dialogue and sets yet barely half an hour of pure unadulterated comfy kino.
>>218150391It doesn't matter if he was or wasn't. That's the point. Duncan commits the actions of a true knight. All knights that want to be true knights should look up to Dunk as an example of what to do. The Mountain was actually knighted, but he's as far from being a true knight as you could possibly be
Why didn't Dunk fuck Lady Ashford? She was basically offering it on a golden pilllow.
>>218150429It wasn't planned. Appleboy just decided he will take her and it just so happened the cameras were filming the entire time
so now what
>>218150094maybe if they let ira give it a once over
>>218150357>no more daddiesWhy the fuck should i keep watching
>>218150453make a new thread
>>218150199You know nobody read the books. Slice of life.
>>218150459Please tell me that's AI.
did they really have to throw in apple boy being a little cuck last fucking secondhe did not deserve that
>>218150429probably to show him sowing the seeds of the future of the green apple fossoway branch. we know he has descendants from the mainline asoiaf series, but the novella doesn't really expand on that at all. probably just wanted to show that he was starting a new line of fossoways in the show.
>>218150367You know why.
>>218150429cucking humiliation ritual for our white male MC dunk, since besides tanselle, this redheaded whore was his next best love interest>>218150446she's a pretty whore thougbeit. nice tits too.
>>218150429>Green fucking boy falling in love with the first whore he fucks after a life&death battleClassic.
>>218150453We wait for hotd and once it release, shitpost how we hate it here.
>>218150367What, you've never pissed outside in the middle of nature? It's in your instincts as a man with a penis to see how far you can get it to go.
>>218150429he's a pathologically loyal person who's ready to die for or marry anyone he meets within 15 minutes, it's very on brand
>>218150429>knighthood: earned>cousin: buck broken>cider business: secured>succubus: acquired>hug: achievedTo show that Raymun has the best fate of any character in the setting
>>218150470Looks like he's drunk from drinking too much cider in that image.
>>218150275In the books, Jaime is pretty tall, and so is Joffrey. They weren't as tall as the mountain.
>>218150060idiot, all the bees cling to the coffin and fly up to carry the coffin hither and yon
>>218150470He looks drunk here
>>218150466It's not ai
>>218150492For real, other than being possibly cucked with a kid that isn't his, raymun won it all
AEGON
>>218150454If HBO has any brains left in the c suite, they’ll shitcan tf out of condom and mess and salvage what they can with ira and sarah adina smith aka my jewfu. Rip aziza barnes I wonder what they contributed to the show and I feel terrible for ever shitposting about them ruining the show preemptively.
>>218150468He's only a cuck if she's actually pregnant already, if the whore is just claiming he's so virile that she could tell she was knocked up after one night and actually gives birth to his kid in 9 months then it's all on the up and up and she just has to ride that apple all the way back home to be sure.
casting beautiful people is a must needed change
>>218150419it's fucking retarded that Maekar named his 4th son AegonAegon is name fit for a heir to the throne, not some random ass kid with no shot at being king, an obvious case of GRRM making the character and then working backwards when creating the backstory
>>218150468she was clearly just lying trying to bag a noble boy
>>218150492don't forget he got sweetfoot as wellraymun chads stay UP
So they're adding some extra drama with Maekar hunting Dunk down since the 2nd book is a little light on action, right?
>>218150520Well, his first three kids turned out to be disasters so he was hoping fourth is the charm.
>>218150518He looks like Freddie Highmore
>>218150447After another lukewarm reception for HotD's newest season HBO will decide to reverse the budget/time allotments and we will get hours of Dunk kino and HotD will be montages of dragon fights interrupted by lesbian sex scenes for 30 minutes a week
>>218150520maekar himself was only like 3rd in line, he had no genuine reason to believe he would ever inherit the throne, let alone his sons, so he probably didn't give a fuck
You load 16 tons, and what do you get?
>>218150518He's going to age like shit. Look at his skin.
>>218150520Is any prince named aegon became a king at one point?
>>218150518Every Targ was very well cast. Shame we'll have to wait 5 years minimum to see any of them, if at all.
>>218150527>gave up Sweetfoothe didn't know
>>218150532He isnt cast for season 2 so no
>>218150517he married a literal whore the baby does not matter just seems very spiteful towards an inoffensive character.
>>218150518Who is he? And please tell me I'm not the only retard that can't tell.
>>218150532Probably. Season 2 being entirely book accurate would be kino though, I would imagine it like season 2 of The Wire. Many were filtered by it. A much needed filter, I think.
>>218150532>rohanne webber the redheaded gilf>great grandmother to tyrion, jaime an cersei>light on actionyeah nahthere's going to be so many goonthreads for her
>>218150355Millenial writers trying to come up with "inoffensive" comedy>poopoo caca
>>218150534Aegon has an older sister and a younger sister. They had like 6 kids in total.
SOME START A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>218150558Nah. Actor confirmed he’s not in season 2.
>>218150559Yeah but very little actually happens compared to the Hedge Knight, it's two petty lords fighting over a creek
>>218150566
>>218150574Doesn't have to be necessarily. He could just send some goons
>>218150566yet they were never shown
>>218150064in the book he admits to telling a monstrous lie but doesn't say what it is. read between the lines anon
>>218150532We could get a bunch of Blackfyre flashbacks
>>218150357I actually read the article and Maekar actor is based. Dumbass reporter keeps asking what the second season is about and if he is in it and he just repeats read the book in its in the book.
>>218150532>At the end of season 2 a bedraggled dirty looking Maekar hacks his way out of some shrubs in the background in time to watch as a crowd including his son observe Dunk drowning a motherfucker
>>218150606someone edit this that BobbyB is holding a green apple Cider
>>218150055>doo doo doo doo doo inspector Duncan
>>218150592>>218150064>>218149977>>218149918Its been confirmed since episode 1 you retards. The first 2-3 episodes were explicitly about it.
>>218150515>Tell me, have you gone to a tourney and left your child with a hedge knight?>No. But I did leave one at Duskendale once. Yeah, it was terrible too. I was all distraught and everything. The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in Duskendale. All day. All day. You know, when we sent Ser Barristan to get him, when we...came to our senses, there he was. Apparently, he was there all day in a traitor's dungeon. Now, he was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks. He came around and started talkin' again. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.
>>218150532Doubt it. But I can imagine how a meeting would pan out. Dunk sees him and confidently goes up to him to chat about his son's progress, Maekar stares down Egg the whole time while Egg stares at his shoes. But it turns out Egg is in fact making good progress as a squire and more importantly a human being so Maekar just leaves them to their devices because he's got more important shit going on.
Do they ever actually confirm Egg got permission in the books anyway? They don't in Hedge Knight, Egg just says he got permission but we don't actually know do we?
>>218150575There's gonna be tons of flirting scenes with Rohanne and Dunk to make the shippers happy, and I expect tons of Blackfyre rebellion flashbacks. Maybe the reason Dexter spoiled Henry Cavill on the set was because he plays Daemon Blackfyre. He probably can't do a full show but can do cameos in flashbacks.
did dunk make any money? he didn't fight in the tourney
>>218150532No, he will be pissed for a grand total of 10 minutes and then just accept itIt's like, not even a top 50 worst things his children have done
>>218150021too lazy to change it rn
>>218150636Maekar is there when Dunk and Egg leave
>the fucking apple boylmao
>>218150640He got nothing, just one day older and deeper in debt
>>218150640No, it would be out of character for Dunk to become rich. He's a born hedge knighter.
>>218149280>absolutely unfitting intro music>absolutely unfitting outro music>pink haired nigger...way to ruin a season finaly HBO
>>218150653No he's not
>>218150670I'm so glad we did get some chud filters after all
>>218150666It is prophesized that he'll be richer than a lannister. >>218150273
>>218150670That's actually book accurate, the pink hair is because she's from the free cities
>>218150547it seems so and that's what i am getting atit seems like a name reserved for clear heirs to the throne except in this case because GRRM wrote the story backwards
YOU LOAD SIXTEEN TONS, WHAT DO YOU GET?ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBTSAINT PETER, DON'T YOU CALL ON ME, CAUSE I CAN'T GOI OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STOOOOOOOOORE
I'm sorry friends but my estimation of the green apple as a man just fucking plummetedHe married A WHORE???Because he fell for the oldest trick in the book?
>>218150687you realize that's a black person, right
>>218150685Prophesies...They never come true the way you expect them to.
Are the books of Fire and Blood far better than the show orrrr
>>218150685That means love dumbass. Rohanne loves Dunk, something she'll never give to her husband, who is a Lannister.
apple cuck lol lmao
>>218150696YesShe's a black person from the free cities
>>218150693you'd be surprised whose kid it was
>>218149846>cumming to septa role play blowjobs by night.man, this sounds good. I need some nice dirty roleplay sex in my lifeany good costume recommendations? please no cop outfits though, that shit always seemed like dyke bait
>>218150693Many such cases
>>218150640He got some armor that actually fits and a broken ass shield.
>>218150520>>218150690>it's fucking retarded that Maekar named his 4th son AegonWhy?>uhhhhhhhh *shits self*Shut up, nigga.
>A true knight never leaves a story unfinished
>>218150690nobody tell this guy about aegon frey
>>218150728That was so basedFuck you George, at least write more dunk
closing with sixteen tons kinda kinoprobably tells even the densest chud this is a story about class
>>218150700not really. It's framed as a history book written by a maester so it's pretty dry reading
>>218150728>GRRM admits both that Dunk was never knighted and that Dunk is his self insert
>Two days after the shitkicking of his life>Rides off on a horse nursing a black eye and two bandaged wounds>Aerion looks and feels like ground beef, can't even leave bed to attend his uncle's funeral
>>218150693He's barely a noble, a branch member who just publicly turned his back on the actual main house member. He's fucked. But he just got knighted, knows he'll inherit a good source of money from his father's cider business, and has big dreams of starting a separate Fossoway house. For now though he's fucking nobody.
>>218150728you just know the fat fuck is going to be seething about that linehe'll try to play it off, but we know the truth
>>218150742>>218150700the both of you sound mentally reatrded
>>218150728
>>218149918It was already explicitly confirmed Dunk wasn't knighted>''He knew what it was like to want something so badly that you would tell a monstrous lie just to get near it.'' >''I thought you were like me'', he said. ''Might be you are. Only not the way I thought.''>Him refusing to knight Raymun at the trialThey had to add that scene because we don't have Dunk's internal narrration in the show
>>218150696You think the free cities are white?
>>218150758>>218150696
>>218150746dick status?
>>218150758black people come from the summer islands, lilbro. sorry you just know gay book lore.
>>218150358>Brienne foughtIn the show only
>>218150758they should be. Western Essos is Andal/Rhoynar/Valyrian mutts same as Westeros
>>218150748big dreams of raising somebody else's kid like the cuck bitch he is
>>218150755>They had to add that scene because people, even anons itt, are regarded enough to not reach that conclusion by episode 1Ftfy
>Beesbury>Buried in bees
>>218150703Whores deserve love too
>>218150751Fire and Blood sucks. I don't give a shit about the history of Aenys Targaryen and how he and his dragon Brown Wind created the fucking sewage system of King's :Landing. Finish the main series or write more Dunk and Egg
>>218150341squires die in battle all the time. that's how Arlens nephew died
GREEN APPLEBROS OH NO NO NO
>>218150755Yes, they could have kept those scenes, as well as the "why would the gods save a fraud like me" line from the latest episodeIt would have made it obvious to anyone paying attention but because normies can't watch a show without also scrolling tiksnapgrambook they had to include a scene with Dunk outright going "HEY HOW COME I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT KNIGHTED THAT SURE IS UPSETTING FOR ME BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A KNIGHT BUT I AM NOT ACTUALLY KNIGHTED WHICH UPSETS ME BECAUSE I AM NOT KNIGHTED DESPITE ACTING LIKE A KNIGHT"
>>218150786Only lys is whiteThe rest are mutts
>>218150748The main family are barely nobles as well, they aren't landed knights and just own a big hall and the surrounding orchards. Wealthy and able to train and arm multiple knights within the family but they collect rent from tenants not taxes from serfs.
>>218150693We all make that mistake, once. He’s a green boy.
>>218150809they don't actually they spat on and stomped the idea of love into the dirt for an extra dollarthey deserve an extra dollar, and nothing else.
>>218149998If you add the Targaryens' Dragon (for the Crownlands) and the Greyjoy's squid you get 9 kingdoms
>>218150795>regardedkys you're self
>>218150693It's just one bastard. No biggie.
>>218150746This cut and the roast joke were the only true laughs this show got out of me.
>>218150825Yes, and Arlan's idea was for Dunk to abandon that life by not knighting him before he diedHe hoped he would just go settle in a farm using the horses to get a headstartHow are there people who unironically didn't get the penny story jesus christ, why do you think they put it there?
>>218150829>barely noble>one of the oldest Reach families
>>218150809Yeah true but raising on her johns kids as your first born is a big ask
START THE NEXT THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218150375there's a knight inside of me?
>>218150816didn't ask
New>>218150838Here you, lads.
>>218150839sir this is westeros not the 21st centuryyou dont exactly have a wealth of options when youre a woman on your own
>>218150833we do not all make that mistake bro what fucked up life are you living
>>218150854One step above Merchants.
>>218150877>t. never loved a whore and lost his prideNgmi
>>218150875and they should tell themselves "i had to do it to survive" while they die alone. No man should have to settle for a whore. Certainly not one as nice as our apple lad
>>218150866nice dubs, now chequey mine
>>218150630very Kino old fag
>>218150877He fought to the death for a guy he met 3 days agoA woman cuddled him afterwards? He obviously fell for itHe's a sensititve young man
>>218150907>make itto what? the cuckold party?bully for you anon
>>218150625it's ambiguous anonam big (you) us
>>218150940it is an obvious better man narrative being shoved down our throatsi am not raising a whore's child you relentless fucking kikes
>>218150691
>>218150556ValarrBaelor's son and now heir to the iron throne.Actor is Oscar Morgan
>>218151029>it is an obvious better man narrative Anon look at Dunk's faceIt's comedic, it's obvioulsy a dumb choice, Raymun is being fooled because he's a retarded teenagerIt's supposed to be funny not inspirational
>>218150728I smell a new blog post
>>218151029>it is an obvious better man narrative being shoved down our throatsNo thats just you being a retard.Its obviously played for comedy and we dont even know if the whore is actually pregnant or not.
>>218150670thats a sea monkey by the look of the eyesthe pink hair is book accurate, her race is up in the air depending on how likely you think it is a browny could have been in tyrosh
>>218150828mongrels for sure
>>218150703Is Dunk Arthur?
>>218150851>He hoped he would just go settle in a farm using the horses to get a headstartFanfic. Just as likely the he would have knighted Dunk when we was certain he was ready.
>>218150841and?
>>218151170Obviously, its show only canon, no shit
Why show egg running away without his father's permission? What does this change from the book achieve? What about the ring then in the next seasons? I dont get it. Maekar's actor isnt casted for next season
https://x.com/NotGlidus/status/2025783608502517961based alert
>Maekar is meant to be freakishly strong>cast a guy who looks like he can 1RM bench barely his own bodyweight
>>218151348I honestly think it's just a gag for Maekar to react angrily at the end of the episode and that's all that will ever come of it
>That last sceneK I N O
>>218151045he died from westerosi covid
in the name of warrior, I charge you to post more memes
>>218151705>knights him>calls him apple boySER apple boy
This thread could have made it to 1000 posts, but some cunt had to make his own thread
>>218151776Why would the gods take this thread and leave that one?
>>218151776I was hoping it would.
>>218149620Weren't wokies saying he was revealed to be gay in this episode LMAO
Whores have always had ways to avoid pregnancy. I bet Red fucked Raymun, realized he was her first noble customer who wasn't married and was more lunk than dunk, and did a hail mary pregnancy claim and the dumb apple bastard believed women had a sixth sense of when they got pregnant
