previous>>218150838Maegor the Cool Edition
THEWHOREISPREGNANT
>>218152047nice pits
cute and canon
>>218152047>shaved pitsImmersion ruined
>>218152047Twist: Aerion is the father
So unless I want my fantasy epic to be some run of the mill isekai slop, I actually have to read up on history to reach the levels of Tolkien and our beloved Georgie?
>>218152047thought she was one of the worst things in the series from the start to be honest
>THE ONLY GOOD TARGSHIT IS A GOOD TARGSHIT DUNCAN, DURRAN WILL BE AVENGED DUNCAN, HELP ME DROWN THE DRAGON IN HIS OWN BLOOD What the FUCK did Lyonel mean by this, out of nowhere?
Cuckndals
>>218152047why are her pits shaved? I demand pit bush!
*twang*>br-ACK-ens*twang*>bl-ACK-fyres*twang*>kingm-ACK-er
>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites. >Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.Hot
>>218152067It's Dunk. No way Dunk is giving a Lambo away without a good reason.
How will you make it in Essos bros?
>Raymun marries a sex worker>Peter has a step daughter IRLTotal /woke/ victory
>>218152077>"I want to have anal intercourse with you, Duncan."
>>218152074Having knowledge in real world medieval and ancient history would definetly help you write a better setting, yes.But the core of a story are the character, and that needs to come from your soul
>>218152077He wanted his man
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
She wasn't a whore!It's a legit cadet branch!It doesn't even matter bigot! Raymun won!
Blonde babies with Tyene Sand
>>218152094>sex worker
>>218152093What the fuck does the magician do
>>218152047
>itchy assholeyep Lyonel's gay
But they're incestuous aliens mate! Cock suckers and siblicides who've invaded our lands, raped our people, dragged us into their orgies with no respect for our sons or daughters!
....semoc eH
>>218152094
>>218152120I said he bore the sword
Lyonel kind of made sense.Why the fuck were we all praising Baelor again?Objectively he's kind of an asshole.
so is raymun the worker bee feeding another man's larva?
the dream that the brother had, was that of Baelor's death? was he the dead dragon that Dunc was under?
>>218152125He'll magically disappear once the battle starts along with your gold
>>218152047which episode had reds tits? and were they as good as >>218143970
One of you niggers said "Bittersneed" in one of the other threads and I've been thinking about it for days and laughing like a retard to myself. It is so fucking stupid and low effort but I cannot stop finding it funny. All of you have ruined my sense of humor. God damn you.
>>218152118You suck at this, brah.
>>218152125pulls rabbits out of a hat
>>218152074Not reallyJust make character drama like ASOIAF and The First LawGeorge doesn't know half of what he's talking about (heavy cavalry originating from the Vale which is comprised exclusively of mountainous terrain, the antithesis of cavalry, and Dothraki being unarmoured and seldom using ranged and STILL btfoing Essos)
>>218152145Baelor is hotter than Lyonel, thus we root for Baelor.
>>218152045Imagine how blissful life must be to be this bluepilled
>>218152156you're welcome
>>218152125Gestures vaguely over a glass candle and does hand-puppet shadows sometimes
>>218152090>George wrote actual /ss/ >Its from Visenyas dead branch of the family I knew he was based, pity the setting is much more focused on the other way
Are the small folk ever tired of smelling like dog shit 24/7?
>>218152156
>>218151996Hobbits exist in ASOIF?
>>218152164How is raymun bad for this it just makes him seem stupid and everyone else he knows an asshole for not telling
>>218152161That's a neat trick, 4 points isn't even that much
>>218152149all worker bees are actually female, maybe find a different comparison?
>>218152164are you going to spend the whole rest of the night baitposting shitty twitter drama?
theory: arlan just pretended to be dead to avoid dunk's awkward question
>>218151996
>>218152185fuck u
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>218152093x50 war elephants, don't need anything else
>>2181520935000 spears simple as.I'll call it Senatus Populusque Romanus
>>218152047There is something that just disgusts me about her. Even her voice makes me shudder.
>>218152177No whores left apparently, which must be why that bald dude in the background's trying to reach an accommodation with the horse.
House Stark are Targaryens if Targaryens had good PR btw. Ned is the exception, not the rule.
This guy >>218152210 is about to absolutely fucking destroy this guy >>218152211
>>218152047Chubby preggo ginger whore..... Ungh....
>>218152211
I don't like the change to making it unambiguous that Dunk was never knighted, I think it's better when it's implicitly true.The Maekar not consenting to Egg's squiring is a negative right now but it really depends on how they handle it in future seasons to see how it pays off.
>>218152047>Shortstack pale redheadRaymun won bigly if she is not pregnant. Otherwise...
it.. *cough* it has.. it has BEEn an honour, to fight beside you..
>>218152220So who do I root for? Who are the good guys in ASOIAF?
>>218152214Well, she's Ir*sh after all
>>218152093I hire five magicians, and I call them Five Guys: Bergerkrieg und Frieza Arc.
>>218152226lol lmaoElephants are a meme after the second encounter.
>>218152240my niggas celtigar never bothered nobody
>>218152074The truth is strange then fiction
>>218152197I'm a retard for asking, I know, but what's the scene in the bottom frame?
>>218152226IDK just a measly 200 Horse archers is enough.Hell I'll give him my 16 points as well.I'll call mine The Parthian Express.
>Eat shit, SaraI thought it was Shiera, or were they referring to someone else (Saera Targaryen)?
>>218152237SERGET UP SERGET UP SER BEESBURYGET UP
>>218152227Yeah the corpse girl is way prettier
>>218152093Pikes and heavy cavSo I can hammer and anvil
>Character is a nice person.>Bad thing happens to him.I mean come on nigga, that's like the entire show.For some people it's a targ challenging you to a 7vs7 no items knights only FINAL DESTINATION, other times it's a whore baby trapping you.If you have no adversary, it'd be a boring story.
>>218152254Except every time one is master of coin
>>218152074The degree to which you have a real background in history is the degree to which you will be able to create real depth. Tolkien literally spent his whole lifetime immersing himself in linguistics and history. You can't fill that gap with diet-Coke retellings of other men's remixes of history and legend. Besides there's stories in true history that will have you crying, "why the fuck has nobody made a movie of this, this is epic".
>>218152250Yeah, how many men will survive the first? Hannibal fucked up like 10 roman armies before they got him, and anon only has 5000 men not a whole state to draw manpower from
Do the beesburys have a rivalry with a wasp house?
should've shown raymund with a shiny new horse on 84 month payments to really complete the look
>>218152261Yes Saera Targaryen hence the "dragon whore" comment before that
>>218152197Bee happy
>>218152293How did Ser Arlan have the equivalent of 3 lambos (horses) paid off
>>218152172He wrote it more than once with the Targs>Lady Larra Rogare was a member of House Rogare of Lys. She married Prince Viserys Targaryen, the younger brother of King Aegon III Targaryen.>Larra was considered a great beauty. She had pale skin,and the silver-gold hair and purple eyes of Valyria. Larra was tall and willowy. She only dressed in Lysene fashion, even during her time in King's Landing.>Larra was born in 115 AC, the youngest daughter of Lysandro Rogare, the head of the wealthy and influential banking family in Lys. When Lysandro came into the possession of the captive Prince Viserys Targaryen, he quickly married him to his daughter Larra, despite her being seven years his senior.>Viserys was thirteen, Larra was twenty when their first son, Aegon, was born in 135 AC.
>>218152293What's the Westeros equivalent of living in a trailer park?
>>218152254>"If I showed Celtigar the contents of my privy he would pronounce that admirable as well."
when I heard the crow cawing in the episode I screamed bloodraven at the top of my lungs this place has broken me
>>218152302Clearly he was a robber knight
>>218152302Took them from Redgrass field (it wasn't red and there was no grass)
I’m missing it already bros
>>218152302He let a lordling play with his massive lance
>>218152287The elephants were only relevant in Trebia for Hannibal. He fucked up the rometards in many other ways.
>>218152309She had three kids with Viserys btw
>>218152292house mormont clearly
People seem to love (show)Viserys but this guy is a hundred times the king and dad that he was.
If the first scene of next season is not maekar grudgingly letting egg go with dunk after giving him his ring, i am not watching
>>218152345He was a spiteful cunt and I hated every scene he was in prior to tonight's episode.
Ok what the fuark do I watch now that this is finished?Shogun? I've already seen RomeWhat about that Asher show I've seen Spartacus
>>218152302One was probably his dead nephew's, Thunder was his own horse, and the other one was probably a tournament ransom that the loser just never bothered to buy back.
>>218152345He feels like a particularly low IQ marine.
I know who she is, but most people who watch the show are going to scratch their head wondering why some black girl with clown hair is just standing around the prince of Westeros.It's even funnier that she is all the way at the back of the convoy, not near her husband.
>>218152345>3 useless sons and 1 commie sonhe's a failure
>>218152151Yup all the Dragon Dreams aren't what you'd think they'd be. Like how Aegon's Dream was just Arya doing ninja shit to kill the Night King
>>218152345he's indulged one psychopath son and pushed another into alcoholismhe's done alright by egg but he's clearly out of his depth emotionally
>>218152074Not really. George actually fucks up a lot of medieval history and the logistical numbers for armies in Westeros are a huge mistake. The thing is that most people aren't autists who care. There's a good series of blogs from this guy on the worldbuilding of Westeros (as well as LotR and Dune) covering religion, oaths, GoT and the Middle Ages, and some other misc. stuffhttps://acoup.blog/resources-for-world-builders/The other anon is right-\ people care more about GoT/ASOIAF as a character drama. Its "gritty realism" is a meme.
I enjoyed the random princess out of nowhere making it about her. "I forgive you for spoiling my name day ser".
>>218152345He aint a king yet
>>218152247>asoiaf version of Seinfeld drops>It's about a bunch of bumbling magicians and sorcerers trying to make it in Tyrosh
>>218152364they had to find the blackest mulatto mudshark and gave her the brightest neon pink wig KEK she looks even worse than the velaryon mutt that tried to betroth vizzy
>Dunk didn't get knighted>Egg didn't get permission>Raymun didn't get Red pregnant>Baelor didn't get to be king>Maekar didn't get back Egg and slipped away again>Steffon didn't get the lordship from Aerion>Steely Pate didn't get Dunk's horses and armorits pottery.
>>218152364
>>218152257This but unironically.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Crusade
>>218152390Did we run out of Aryans to cast or..?
>>218152379>No cut scene of her being furiously undressed by dunk in some castle attic
>>218152388actually 7th is:>Lyonel didnt get Dunk to join him
so did they fuck it up? I hear glidus wasnt a fan of the finalemaekar not giving permission or something
>>218152368All targs are failures
>>218152093the golden company
>>218152412t. Stinger
the nine kingdoms line made the season for me
The whore Raymun marries still had less sex than your future wife
>>218152406The black girl with pink hair is a foreigner not from Westeros. Don't remember why, but Baelor married off his son to some Easterner.
>>218152390>>218152364how come every casting choice was perfect except for rafe and valarr's gffuck, even tanselle too-brown was alright for a commoner dornish puppeteer
>>218152397>instantly sold into slavery as soon as they touch foot into Muslim landGeorge you have to stop with these endings>the boys go on to be janissarieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissary
>Saera targaryen>RED (now lady fossoway)>Gatehouse AmyYou are offered these three possible wives as choice when you are made lord, which one do you pick?
Giv Tanselle GF
>>218152345He caught his youngest trying to kill his brother with a dinner knife, cps should've been called long ago
>>218152411The show ends with Maekar screaming "Where is Aegon?"I thought the finale was a great episode but I can't really judge the Maekar not-consenting to Egg's squiring thing without seeing the end result in a future season where Dunk and Egg talk to Maekar after the fact
>>218152440Targ!!!>clueless about her lore
>>218152422Tbh step stones should be its own kingdom too
>>2181520934 Magicians100 Siege EngineersWe are the men of Siege's End, may masons forever curse our name.
>>218152430>your future wifeNo such thing, anon
>>218152440Saera Targ. I can fix her with my dick.
>>218152447Tanselle-Too-Hairy
Where are you ranking Dunk?
>>218152172>>218152309And then there's Aegon IV getting his first taste of feminine company...>Throughout his life, Aegon Targaryen had many mistresses. From the highest-born princess to the meanest whore, Aegon made no difference between them. By the end of his life, he claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women (the exact number he could not remember).>In 149 AC, Falena became the first mistress of Prince Aegon Targaryen, making him "a man" when the prince was fourteen. >When a knight of the Kingsguard found them abed together in 151 AC, Aegon's father, Prince Viserys Targaryen, wed Falena to the master-at-arms at the Red Keep, Ser Lucas Lothston, and persuaded King Aegon III Targaryen to name Lucas as the Lord of Harrenhal in order to remove Falena from court. However, over the next two years, Aegon paid frequent visits to Harrenhal, and it was rumored that he was the father of Falena's daughter, Jeyne Lothston, not Lucas.
This is the SECOND time Gwin Ashford works up the courage to flirt with Ser Duncan the Tall, and the SECOND time she's left waiting for him in her chambers.Dunk the Lunk we know you like them small and brightly colored hair (Rohanne Webber).
>>218152235>I don't like the change to making it unambiguous that Dunk was never knighted, I think it's better when it's implicitly true.Wym? Having Arlan pop up back to life there still makes it ambiguous as fuck- he could've easily gone 'oh yeah shit- you want me to knight you real quick? Cmere' 5 seconds later.
>>218152468I'm raping him with my cock
>>218152447Imagine the scent.
>>218152447>hairy pitsnow we're talking
The Arlan flashback in the finale might be my favorite scene in the season
>>218152470Ironically this probably is the most remembered nameday in Westeros 'cause of the Trial of the Seven, Baelor died and the hedge knight in the center of it all will be known as the one who killed Eggon the Unlikely in Summerhall
Who will eventually put a baby in the lady ashford's belly, lore fags?
>>218152469Why were all these kings raped as kidsWhat is grrm trying to say
>>218152144what's this about a bore?
>>2181520931 unit of siege engineers2 units of pikemen1 unit of light infantry1 unit of light cavalry2 units of horse archers
Breaking Bucks got a leaking bum rn
So did she have to suck some cock to get that scene in the finale?Talk about out of nowhere. Stomp in, stomp out in 10 seconds.
>>218152504ME
meh, weak finale after two great episodes. Way too much time with Raymun.One odd thing about this episode is how abruptly scenes cut off. To use an example, Dunk's conversation with Daeron just immediately cuts seemingly mid-sentence. There's seemingly important scenes that get no time to simmer but then redundant or filler scenes that drag.The Nine Kingdoms joke didn't land
>>218152278>Tolkien literally spent his whole lifetime immersing himself in linguistics and history. You can't fill that gap with diet-Coke retellings of other men's remixes of history and legendYeah, Tolkien wasn't just a history buff, he was the world's greatest expert at a specific part of English history and a professor at Oxford.>Besides there's stories in true history that will have you crying, "why the fuck has nobody made a movie of this, this is epic".Honestly all you need to do is loosely adapt a historical event and set it in fantasy and you're golden. ASOIAF is just War of the Roses with dragons and a few other historical events like the Black Dinner moved around to fit into the narrative
can't say i'm a fan of all the anti-targaryen sentiment. fossoway, now baratheonmaybe aerion and bloodraven aren't so paranoid in their actions
>>218152378When you nail character-driven story about people your reader can give a fuck about (test 1: if you don't nobody else will) with real autistic depth then you get something special.
>>218152504She literally doesn't exist in the book. Doesnt get a name and the ashfords don't appear in the main series
>>218152440Gatehouse Amy. She'll appreciate the way I'm hung.
Few Arabs, Jeets and Amerimutts are once again review bombing the latest episodes. I dont know why I care
>>218152518out of all the extra characters why'd you pick THAT one to make that kind of assumptions
>>218152504Anyone or no one.She's never mentioned again.
>>218152518Costume designers had to show off their work
>>218152465Nigga you have a much higher chance at fixing gatehouse amy, who at least never worked as an actual prostitute
>>218152548Because the scene is just so bizarre and jarring.No one watching was wondering "Damn, I wonder how the Ashford girl feels about this". I forgot it was even a tourney about her and I've read the books maybe a half dozen times.
>>218152562yeah but she's not a targaryan
>>218152518I bet her mommy sucked a clutch of limp dicks of fat facks for her daughter to get these scenes
>"Ira you shit eating coin clipping kike what the FUCK did you mean by "a true knight always finishes a story"??? What the FUCK did YOU MEAN BY THAT????">"IRA???">"IRA PLEASE RESOND"
>>218152562Saera was witchmaxxing. You wouldn't get it.
>>218152470she looks like she wants to kill herself.whys she SO sad?
I'm choosing to believe that while our Green Apple Prince was tricked into marriage he actually did get her pregnant with his child and is NOT a cuck
>>218152090>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the weddingCeryse must have been like a damn Éclair by the time he was done lmao
>>218152592notablog has been awfully quiet since Ira dropped that line...
>>218152569Her sweet sixteenth is now going to be remembered for a Targaryen prince, one who people are going to say could have changed history, getting his brains beat out of him.The poor girl just wanted a party with her being handed her beauty reward by a knight.
>>218152470Reminder that canonically Gwin Ashford is 14 and Dunk is only 19 so it's not even out of bounds for him to get with her
>>21815260813*
I'm confused. The leaker said that right wing grifters and incels will complain about Raymun, hinting he was going to be gay. But he ended up banging and marrying the hottest woman in /dunk/Did I miss something?
How do I eugenics Maxx as a commoner?
Thank god they didn't drop the ball at the finishing line. The final episode was kino.Just my poor Fossobro was done dirty. Getting taken advantage by a whore. But George loves that kind of thing in his books too.
>>218152592>>218152605You just know he will pretend to take the joke well while obviously seething>Even took a stab at me, hehe! But he is right, the story has to be finished, and it will be finished in due time.
So what do Baelor's brain taste like? Sweet strawberry or bitter grapefruit?
>>218152595I want to believe
>>218152621Being a cuck is infinitely worse than being a faggot.
>>218152619Dunk was 16 in the first book even iirc
>>218152619If a 19 year old tried dating my 14 year old sister i would cut his dick off.
>>218152621He is a cuck, which according to the left wing leaker is a good thing or somethingObviously its sad for him, but nobody was going to give the episode a 0 because of it
>>218152620They aged her up in the show.Or she looks much older than some 13 year old at least.
>>2181520932000 Spears50 Engineers400 Light cavalry800 ArchersA company of 3200 capable of siege operations would go well anywhere
>>218152595No doubt they had other kids since their are Green Apples still around in the main books.
house beesbury keeps winning even when on the members dies
>>218152649This. Would have preferred him to be gay.Is it really a chud thing to not want to see a man cucked?
"your brother died but my foot was more important and by the way you're a failure as a parent with a drunkard and an insane sociopath to carry on your legacy lol"maekar was WELL within his rights to give dunk a clouting even arlan couldn't dream of
>>218152594>>218152619>>218152504>>218152518>>218152619>>218152620>>218152657
>>218152621Because the left have a strawman version of """the right""" so they thought """The right""" would be upset that Raymun unbeknownst to him married an already pregnant prostitute
>>218152506Then there's Dalton Greyjoy, who was doing the ravishing himself>Dalton Greyjoy, known as the Red Kraken, was the Lord of the Iron Islands, Lord Reaper of Pyke, and the head of House Greyjoy during the late reign of King Viserys I Targaryen and then the Dance of the Dragons.>The wild young son of the heir to Pyke, Dalton rowed at age five and reaved at ten, sailing with his uncle to plunder the pirate towns of the Basilisk Isles. By fourteen, Dalton had sailed as far as Old Ghis, fought in a dozen actions, and claimed four salt wives.>The Dance of the Dragons began after the death of King Viserys I Targaryen in 129 AC when Dalton was sixteen. The Red Kraken is said to have laughed after hearing of the outbreak of war.>The Red Kraken chose black over green, deciding to attack the nearby westerlands, vulnerable with Lord Jason Lannister campaigning in the riverlands. Dalton nearly captured Kayce, and after the fall of Faircastle and Fair Isle he claimed four of Lord Farman's daughters as salt wives, giving the fifth, the "homely one", to his brother Veron.>Dalton had 24 salt wives by the time of his death at age 20
>>218152518Fuck off that scene was hilarious. She still thinks it's all about her and her ruined name day.
>>218152665>Is it really a chud thing to not want to see a man cucked?I'm a liberal and it felt like an unnecessary low blow to a good character, and it wasn't anywhere near funny enough to be worth it
>>218152518>>218152670>Born January 28, 2010
>>218152632>impregnate the woman in your village/town with the biggest tits>?????>Profit
>>218152640Like pomegranate
>>218152670>thick as a castle wall
>>218152670>tfw no gwin gf
>>218152701I just wish someone had said the line, "Dunk the Lunk, thick as a castle wall" once in this show
>>218152663Bee magic never fails
>>218152190>>218152164Omg i’m totally gonna follow this twitter account now and retweet it to all my friends your so smart blue checkmark nobody has ever thought of doing this on 4chins before
>>218152667It's not like Dunk killed him. He's the retard that decided to go swanging a fucking mace around.
sex with baelor
Really shed a tear finding out the mystery of Pennytree. In the stories Dunk has no idea where Pennytree even is, and in Dance of Dragons Jamie goes to Pennytree and sees the tree completely covered in pennies and wonders why they do that. He thinks about how he could ask but decides that would ruin the mystery.Now 10 years later we finally know. They nail a penny to the tree when they're called to war, to take it down when they come back.Damn it George you did it again. It's so beautiful and obvious and yet I never saw it.>>218152636too real
>>218152388>The fans didnt get the ''A knight who remembered his vows'' line
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT
This show is better than season 4 of thrones
>>218152649>>218152654Falling in love with a former hooker doesn't make you a cuck, retards. Only if she's actively a hooker still would it make him a cuck.>but she's pregnant with another man's babyShe's probably lying about being pregnant at all, retards. Might make him a moron to buy it but not a cuck.
I dont think its a coincidence that targs keep dying
>>218152518She'd get a SAG card from just one speaking scene.inb4 Euro whatever production, no SAG, blahblahblah
>opening shot>[smooth jazz is playing]That maester really was shit huh
Just finished the last episode.Clears all of GOT.Shits all over HOTD.Legit tears at the shot of Ser Arlan riding away.Perfect season of television. How did they do it.
>>218152741>She's probably lying about being pregnant at all>probablyThe implication was obvious
>>218152735Not with the last minute slip on the ending and the retarded 30 minute long flashback mid climax it ain't
>>218152451>I can't really judge the Maekar not-consenting to Egg's squiring thing without seeing the end result in a future season where Dunk and Egg talk to Maekar after the factSometime between Book 1 and 2 they stop in at Summerhall. It's where Egg gets his ring and boot.They'll probably just include it in the beginning to S2. Or maybe carry on flashbacks.
>>218152649Red had sex with fewer men than your average zoomette
So why is it nine?Dorne was added I guess. And the Iron Islands?
>>218152649>>218152654>>218152665I'm so confused. Does he not know she's a prostitute and that the baby is obviously not his? Or he's dumb as fuck and is marrying a pregnant hooker?
>>218152777>Or he's dumb as fuck>"bee magic"
The final episode was weak all throughout until the end. Weird.
>>218152504Dunk actually, after Summerhall.
>>218152777He's inexperienced and in love and a little retarded. He didn't ask where the random pretty woman came from in this camp of knights.
>>218152745
>>218152741Raymun is technicaly not a cuck i agree but OP was about right wingers being mad. And best character getting married with a pregnant whore unknowingly is a shit ending.Though i'm not sure if Red is actually pregnant or not. She might have been saying "Raymun is sch a stud that i'm surely pregnant" to get him to marry her. We'll see in season 2.
>>2181520931000 pike men, 2000 archers and a magician.Our arrows will blot out the sun.
>>218152777He won the first serious fight of his life, got a noble title, was wounded and probably got drunk as shit in a single dayHe probably fell for the first girl that paid attention to him, and that was redLike the people who marry a stripper in vegas
>>218152785>>218152808sorry, I meant to ask, he's dumb for willingly marrying a pregnant prostitute or he's dumb for actually believing that the baby is his
I haven't read the books, nor watched the episode, yet I'll post here
>>218152823The latter I think
>>218152823Both
>>218152776Iron Islands is one of the original 7. Riverlands wasn't a kingdom when Aegon claimed it, it was just part of the Iron Islands realm.So the two Egg added are the Riverlands and Crownlands.
This poster is as thick as a castle wall >>218152826
>>218152776People always forget the crownlands count as their own thing even though they didn't have a thing till the Targs showed upDorne makes Nine.
>>218152823He's not the brightest apple
what are the conversion rates for copper penny to silver stag to gold dragon?
What did they mean by this
>>218152823>sorry, I meant to ask, he's dumb for willingly marrying a pregnant prostitute or he's dumb for actually believing that the baby is hisyep
>>218152592>>218152636>>218152727GRRM deserves his self-imposed suffering.
>>218152826I do this but I've watched all but this last ep
>>218152850When?Surely it changes, if more coins are minted, or the royal treasure is expended.GRRM prides himself on tax policy, he must know that inflation is a thing.
>>218152854Dunk should stop wallowing in self-pity, grab his egg and get on the road. Finish that story you know.
I fucking loved Dunk, Egg and Raymund. Unreal how a series full of misery porn like what GoT had could feel so heartfelt and a real knight's tale.
>>218152854Thats GRRM saying he will finish the story if only he gets knighted by Queen of England.
kek what the fuck is that ending song. is that the first time they've played a contemporary song in the franchise? so bizarre. felt like warped into fallout
>>218152854It's happening
>>218152850a hundred or some shit nigga idk
>>218152854Ira, I'm not talking to you anymore
in the book, does aegon run off his own to join dunk at the end or does maegor insist on it?
>>218152829>>218152834>>218152849I get the joke now thanks to this >>218152821thats actually pretty funny and I think kinda lines up with how this show was pretty much about bros being bros. way better than some preachy I'm gay.
>>218152889get their names right and i might tell you
KINOOOO
Was the aftercredits scene of Bloodraven eating babies for magic warg powers really necessary
>>218152889Never made explicitly clear in Hedge Knight but that Dunk never once thinks about it in the later books means it must have been with Maekar's permission. Odd change to make.
>>218152843The Riverlands had their own kings called the King of the Trident under House Mudd before they got conquered by the Ironborn.Robb in the books was both King in the North and King of the Trident
>>218152876No they did it when Jamie got his hand chopped off
>>218152905Weird of them to just reveal Arlan is still alive like that.
>>218152911Yes yes, but that shit was a thousand years ago nigga. They weren't a kingdom when Aegon invaded, they had no king to submit. The Isles was the seventh original kingdom.
Best targ gen
>>218152093>The Strangers Sons1500 spearmen500 pikes200 light cavalry for scouting100 heavy cavalry800 archers
>>218152905Legitimately can't remember the last time I was this moved by a movie or show
>>218152915How is that weird. He literally showed up before the trial, floating in the sky above dunk. He's an angel or something.
>>218152905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
>>218152906oh, more antivelaryonism is it?
sending a 10-year-old boy out to squire with some 18-year-old kid is literally sending him out to diea cut turns fetid and necrotic, a fall from a horse shatters a bone, dunk slain by highwaymen and egg left to starve or taken captiveinsane decision for maekar to make. which is probably why they changed it to not be maekar's choice
there are 3 book series that GRRM hasn't finished
>>218152905Almost got an actual tear in my eye over this scene. This and Arlan fucking with Dunk one last time were great ways to send him off.
>>218152889Maegor is still hanging in Aerion's balls
>>218152926>5 pretty decent people with ONE cunt that ruined it for everyone It's almost impressive.
>>218152670Why do her eyes dart down for a second?>>218152800I'm pretty sure Dunk is in his 60s at that point.
>>218152843wrong, retard. The Riverlands was the kingdom, once conquered by house Hoare of the Iron Islands.
>>218152871hard currency is remarkably stable. only paper fiat shit has noticeable inflation
>>218152854His story isn’t over, it’s with egg
>>218152948Book Maekar gave less of a shit about his sons. And Egg was the youngest and least important one.
>>218152922>moving goal postsutterly blown the fuck out. kill yourself today.
>>218152963Daeron caused like half the problems
>>218152854>>218152905
>>218152965>Why do her eyes dart down for a second?Cause she's a curious teenage girl looking at a handsome guy not much older than her. She's fucking checking him out what do you think she's doing,m
>>218152967Who was the King of the Trident when Aegon invaded, champ?There was none. The Riverlands was not a kingdom of itself, evidenced by the fact it's not the "8 Kingdoms" to begin with. It was a realm of the Iron Islands.
>>218152948>a cut turns fetid and necrotic, a fall from a horse shatters a boneAnd he might fall from some stairs and break his fucking neck, or a meteorite could hit himCome the fuck on
>>218152965>Why do her eyes dart down for a second?She is mustering him judgmentally
>>218152871You can have coin based economy and not have inflation. Hell you can have no coins and have no inflation. As we see Athens taking the golds off their statues to build the same amount of ships that gold could buy 40 years earlier. During this Peloponnese war
>>218152993>eeerm who was the King of the Trident when Aegon invaded, champ?you talk like a redditor
>creates two unique and badass sounding targaryen names >uses them for baelors two sons>sons dont do shit and die from spring sickness >never uses the names againwhy did he do this?
>>218152994>2 kids walking across a continent the size of the americas accidentally cutting themselves or falling from a horse is equal in probability to a meteor strikeyou are genuinely sub-75 iq
>>218152981Yeah but it's not like he actively conspired to ruin Dunk's life specifically. He was shitting himself trying to think of an excuse and picked a random guy that they likely never would have found, probably assumed Egg snuck off to see the tournament and they'd find him there.
>>218152926>best generation of Targs in the franchise>ZERO prominent womenWhat did ol' Gape 'Em Gurm mean by this???
>>218153007I accept your concession.
>>218153008someone was butthurt enough to draw that after he killed all the lame fuckass bitch characters in ASOIAF
>>218152093Literally nothing beats mounted archers.
This show was so incredibly comfy. Bros being bros, knight being knights. Bantering, drinking, dancing. Fun was allowed
>>218153031Why is that meme in dog-vision?
>>218153010>accidentally cutting themselvesDo you think every single fucking cut caused death?You fuckig moron, humanity would be EXTINCT if that was the case
Pre-conquest Targaryens had some kineux names.The fact Aenar isn't used more makes no fucking sense especially.Gaemon, Maegon, Aelyx all cool.
>>218152240Bloodraven or Ghost of High Heart.Obviously like come on.
>>218152047green apple was played for a fool
>>218152889iirc Maekar gives Egg permission and gives him some papers that prove his identity in case he and Dunk get arrested down the line or are in a tough spot. Don't think they ever end up using them in the books published so far.
The show is over.There was a smile on my face.I was entertained.A good story.Its been so long, they lost touch and finally found it again.GIVE ME MORE DUNK
I can't believe they covered his fucking casket in bees
>>218153039the risk always exists and that risk is incalculably higher when you're sending him out without a maester or anyone to tend to him properlyit's literally what killed arlan
>Make Raymun the chaddest of chads>make him a cuck in the last episode
>>218153031Helps that Egg and Dunk share real genuine chemistry both in-universe and behind the scenes. The entire cast just really fit well together so it's sad knowing Dunk will never really get to see any of them again.
>>218153059that was fucking kino for a beeman
Now that the show is over I can keep posting my favorite scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=216YJKbber8
>>218153045>Don't think they ever end up using them in the books published so far.Both the second and third book end with Egg using them lol. It's not papers though, it's supposed to be some ring with Maekar's sigil. Suppose one of those wax stamp rings or whatever.
okay when's the next episode?
>Raymun just has a sack of green apples he carries with him at all times
>>218153059It's honestly fucking hilarious how hard the Beesbury commit to the bit.
>>2181530932027
>>218153045insane how there's always some shitskin out there who will lie in these threads.Maekar gives Egg his ring, with Maekar's personal coat of arms.
Did they REALLY have to hamfist a scene of Egg trying to murder his brother while he sleeps? Couldn't they just wait until after The Mystery Knight to show his slow cracking?
house beesbury dressing up like bees 24/7 but one targaryen dares think he's a dragon and suddenly he's insane
>>218153062>it's literally what killed arlanYes, when he was an old fart already dying of old ageMy grandfather also died of an infection, in a modern hospital, and he was no knight, it's normalBeing a squire has risks, yes, but it's not "doomed to death for sure!" kinda risks, especially in peace time
>>218153041Exactly. Insane to me not a single Targaryen named one of their sons after the guy that is half the reason their family survived the doom. Not even a single Daenys either who is also the reason they survived the doom.
>>218153101why would they release an unfinished product?
>>218153109What cracking? There's nothing wrong with wanting to murder Aerion. It's the mentally sane option.
>>218153114As Daeron says, had Aerion believed himself an apple we would all be safer
Anybody else confused how the North is treated with such importance given>lowest overall population and worst population density>terrible for growing crops, the premium resource in a world where you need to store tons to survive years long winters>only economic trade I ever hear of is selling lumber>has the worst winters due to location>has a foreign religion compared to most of Westeros. Isn’t ostracised the same way as the iron born though (I guess because it’s less actively destructive)>distance and difficulty travelling from other regions means less trade, migration or need for diplomacy. Marriages are rare between northern houses and southern houses for example (and that’s ignoring the religious conflict that could arise there)At least it should be the easiest to defend, maybe even easier than the Vale. But it also feels like they shouldn’t be able to field the big armies to March south they seem to regularly do.After the Dance of the Dragons, Alysanne Blackwood persuaded Cregan Stark to help endorse/set up “maiden fairs” in the riverlands. Since Cregan marched south with thousands of northerners who were deemed surplus men who’d take up too much food during a winter, and a shit ton of men had died in the riverlands during the civil war leaving countless widows. Eo maiden fairs were a quick way to set up northern men with now vulnerable widows, many of whom would even have existing kids. Not a bad deal for a northerner who previously would be told they gotta go freeze to death because they’re a fifth son and it’s too cold to feed everyone Seems like an unsustainable system desu. Like, why the fuck is White Harbour the only major economic city and port for the entire region? And it had to be founded by a southern house invited there?
Dunk is like Beric Dondarion and Jon Snow. He was resurrected. That’s also why the maester says Duncan is basically guaranteed to die. They play it off comedically, but Dunc is already dead and brought back.
>>218153117"certain death" was hyperbole captain autismpoint is it's still a huge and completely unnecessary risk and a stupid one for a prince to make
>>218153093Spring 2028
>>218153109His older brother got his uncle killed cause he's a bitch, he was tortured by said brother for years and now again thanks to said cunt brother he couldn't hang out with his pseudo-older brother anymore. He deserved at least one stab.
>>218153137>Anybody else confused how the North is treated with such importanceliterally never happens. it's about as important as anywhere else, except they're far away and if they're ever to muster an army, they'd take a while to reach anywhere important.
>>218153128>>218153154The Septon teaches us to love our brothers
>>218153137Hell, that seems like a good idea in general. With so much empty land I’m surprised northern houses don’t just invite skilled knights and upstart merchants and smart people, offer them a minor new lordship on a “small” parcel of land to build their wooden keep on. Build new ports. EtcAlso why no major eastern ports for more consistent trade with essos?In a world where Robb wins his rebellion, and he’s king of the north and the riverlands. It seems like eventually the riverlands would be pissed off and rebel themselves. They’d be like 4 times the population of the north but subject to the rule of it. Robb would really need to have his capital in the riverlands and yeah marrying some important riverlander family like the Frey’s seems smart. Sure the Tully’s have loyalty but why wouldn’t their next generation decide they actually have the rightful claim to rule the riverlands?
Are there drugs in asoiafI don't remember but surely there are, beyond milk of the poppy of course
>>218152993>Who was the King of the Trident when Aegon invaded, champ?Harren the Black King of the Isles and the RiversHe was king of both the Iron Isles and the Riverlands(aka the Trident). When a kingdom gets conquered it doesn't cease to exist.
this whole show is ruined by the fact that westeros north to south is about the same size as South America.
To all the faggots complaining about Raymun being a dumbfuck who does the medieval equivalent of going to Vegas and marrying a stripper, that is INFINITELY better than some gay preachy shit like "with my newfound confidence, I now have the courage to be myself and announce that I like men!"
>>218153174Weirwood tree paste and shade of the evening
Alright that Septon is definitely a girl. This time it was obvious. Did they cast a ftm?
>>218153137It gets stranger that there isn't a big tourist industry for people to see the Wall. Like its the largest man made (with magical help) structure in their world, all the rich brats in westeros and essos should want to see and visit it. EastWatch by the sea should be a huge money maker for the NightsWatch, nobles paying to stay there to see and walk the wall. Kind a tourist town as much if not more than a fort. Also they should be the location for Braavos to ge the wood it needs for ships since they have no wood around them.Eastwatch should be the most multi-cultural city in the north with all sorts of people there all the time.
>>218153192they're non binary
>>218153137When the balance is 50/50, the north is that extra factor that is enough to swing the scale to 60/40Since they are so isolated, they rarely have a pre picked side, there is hardly any start-targaryen marriageSo when a civil war starts, they could swing either way
>Arlan riding away with SweetfootFuck...
>>218153141When did the maester say Duncan was guaranteed to die?>>218153137George is just poor at world building IMO. I always felt the placement of settlements on his maps was retarded. Not nearly enough castles and villages next to rivers even though they’re the defining feature of medieval civilisation (and civilization in general) for obvious reasons Instead it’s weird fantasy goofy shit like hot springs that make warm plumbing work in winterfell
>>218153087>It's not papers though, it's supposed to be some ring with Maekar's sigil. Suppose one of those wax stamp rings or whatever.Good catch, I knew it something but couldn't quite remember what Maekar gave him.
>>218153181It really isn't, beyond vague logistical nitpicksIt's a non issue
how pissed is lyonel that dunk didnt go with him
>>218153137Consider also that Westeros is not the size of England, or even Northern Europe. But is instead supposed to be the size of South America.
>>218153224Probably annoyed but I doubt he'll mass an army over it
>>218153224A bit, he fought for that manBut he probably got over it until dunk came back to beat his ass
>>218153200Come see the wall and have a glass of Fossoway Cider (TM) and some dragonglass trinkets from the gift shop
>>218153203They can also afford to sit out a civil war more than most other regions (except maybe Dorne and the iron islands) since they’re so isolated they can’t get dragged into it by proximity
>>218153181Just from the climate zones it seems like it stretches from the bottom of Spain to the top of Skandinavia. Or Mexico + US + Canada. So more like the height of North America (not as wide though)
what's the coolest map in the fantasy genre?
Good changes>Sweetfoot's fate revealedMeh change>Making Lyonel a treasonous cunt from the start (he had a good reason to rebel but this makes it seem like he was always up to some bullshit)>Dunk projecting his insecurity to Daeron for some reasonBad changes>Maekar not wanting to give Egg away>Raymun cuck implicationsTerrible change>Explicit reveal of Dunk never being knighted (insulting the viewer's intelligence)6/10 episodeSad that they couldn't stick the landing, we were going so well.
>>218153255the world from requiem vampire knight
>>218153192I thought he was just a super young septon. Probably the old one recently died. I assume they pretty much serve their Lord for life like maesters
>>218153171>listening to depraved drones of fake godsNot even once.
>>218153255Warhammer fantasy, because its just our world and it doesn't get better than our world
>>218153277I liked the reason for Arlan. It knighting dunk and basically everything with Arlan better than the books
>>218153200>>218153244The Nights Watch wouldn’t be so poor if they offered Rich nobles a chance to get some glory by paying to join on an excursion beyond the wall to kill some wildlingsRelatively safe mission escorted by experienced rangers. And they get to go back south after to spread the word of how badass and cool it is, more donations are sent, more people hear and wanna join etc
>>218153277Two more good changes imo>Robin Rhysling change was great, I forgot all about him from the book and now he's an actual character>Arlans basically a totally new character and I love everything they craft for him
>>218153255Deltora Quest
>>218153277>Explicit reveal of Dunk never being knighted (insulting the viewer's intelligence)The point wasn't to reveal that, that was obvious, the point was to explore why (the story of the penny and the tree)
It’s officially kino
>>218153232Doesn't matter. Sweden and Norway combined don’t have anywhere near the population of England for a reason. The north is just not suitable to large scale inhabitation
>>218153309Northern Crusades II: Twilight of the Wends
I miss them already...
>>218153277>Maekar not wanting to give Egg awayThe director said that he's going to address that next season.
>>218153216explain how there's only 1 languageexplain how the lords paramount can't afford a faceless man to kill the king when they would have tax income in the range of hundreds of thousands of gold dragons
Yeah... ITS KINO
>>218153277>>Raymun cuck implications>Explicit reveal of Dunk never being knighted (insulting the viewer's intelligence)a lot of the viewership are roasties, please understand
>>218153302It’s disgusting that her lord father is basically parading his daughter around hoping some lord finds her sexy enough to propose marriage.When will Westeros progress into modernity?
YOU LOAD 16 TONS, WHAT DO YOU GET?
It's going to be weird to see a show largely removed from the Targaryens next season
>>218153315I loved the reveal of the Penny Tree here. I had been wondering about it for years. A sweet gesture for the boys going off to war, and tragic since the tree is a giant old tree covered in Pennys
>>218153358They visit Summerhall at some point to get Maekar's signet betwen the two books so I assume that's what he's talking about.
>>218153277>Making Lyonel a treasonous cunt from the startThey did a good job portraying just how sick alot of the houses are of the Targaryens and their bullshit especially now since they don't have Dragons. It's good foreshadowing if they ever get to his rebellion before the show gets eventually canceled.
>>218153365>explain how there's only 1 languageEVERY fantasy setting does this, because no one can be bothered to always have translator characters around>BUT TOLKIEN WROTE A WHOLE LANG-Smaug speaks to Bilbo in perfect english from fuckchestershire, he's as guilty of this as any fanfic writer>faceless menTHAT is a good complaint because the whole thing is kind of retardedI'm fine with cool magical assassins but they need to be more fallible for it to make sense
>>218153345I look forward to reading/watching your fantasy series which gets habitation in Northern Climates correct.
>>218153277What’s wrong with being traitorous to Targaryen invaders? Nobody wanted them to begin with.
>>218153365>explain how there's only 1 languageNo one but Tolkien was an expert enough on linguistics to be bothered to make dozens of fictional languages. Its magic by the weirwood net, simple hand wave it away. Old tongue is due to the stronger presence of weirwoods.> lords paramount can't afford a faceless man to kill the king when they would have tax income in the range of hundreds of thousands of gold dragonsA poor person can afford a faceless man if they pay with their own life. Its about what you personally deem a great cost you can barely afford
>>218153380>Dunk uncovers the mystery of his birthright. Let's just say there's a reason Baelor was so willing to fight on Dunk's side.
>>218153407Not making one. I’m just pointing out why your map overlay is utterly irrelevant. Might as well overlay Canada and act like it’s amazing because it’s big, even though the vast majority of the land is a frozen tundra unsuitable for anything and that’s why 95% of the Canadian population lives on the border with the US
New thread>>218153444>>218153444>>218153444
>>218153365>explain how there's only 1 languageThe Tower Of Babel was only built on earth and not Westeros.
Is there ANY reward for fighting in a trial of seven beyond muh glory? Not even a fossoway cider sponsorship?
>Frieren and Dunk/Egg in one yearFeels good to have fantasy where people actually try to be good again.
>>218153137Sounds a bit like Russia, 1 major port, low population density, but very hard to invade.It's probably easier to keep the north happy and in your kingdom by mostly ignoring them, because if they rebel it's going to suck having to invade them.
>>218153461Honor
>>218153464Isn't that some tranime shit?
>>218153464Hopecore and comfycore bros we fuckin FEASTIN and it's not even Q2
>>218153464Based
The random BLAX they have salt and peppered in the background never cease to make me laugh. Fucking westoids and their guilt baka.t. rice eater
>>218152905i said it aloud when i watched it unironically
>>218153482How about I give you a clout in the ear? Show some respect.
>>218153521I wish we had Yi Ti girls instead
>>218152876its a song about life as the working poor and the cycle of debt peonage, incredibly inkeeping with the shows themes and georges inspirations, you're just a brainlet
>>218152823>"AND NOW I'M PRAYIN' FOR THE END OF TIME TO HURRY UP AND ARRIVE/'CAUSE IF I GOTTA SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU WELL I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN REALLY SURVIVE/I'LL NEVER BREAK MY PROMISE OR FORGET MY VOW BUT GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I COULD DO RIGHT NOW/PRAYIN' FOR THE END OF TIME THAT'S ALL THAT I CAN DO, PRAYIN' FOR THE END OF TIME SO I CAN END MY TIME WITH YOU..."
>>218152850inconsistent>>218152854"and remember dunk, friends don't let friends marry whores"is what ser arlan meant to say, too bad he's such an anile old fool
>>218153180>Harren the Black King of the Isles and the Riverswas he a negro chap?
>>218152540She does exist in the book, she just didn't get a proper name and she got some characterisation in the show.
>>218152926almost all died unceremoniously
>>218152670I like the way she's sizing up Dunk and judging everything she shes.Mini-Cersei imo.
>>218152406>"It was very important for Miguel and I to create a show that was not another bunch of white people on the screen," Condal told EW. "We wanted to find a way to put diversity in the show, but we didn't want to do it in a way that felt like it was an afterthought or, worse, tokenism."https://www.businessinsider.com/house-of-the-dragon-creators-didnt-want-mostly-white-cast-2022-7
>>218154872Behead leftoidst. Centre left (who loves my fellow Whites)
>>218152047BEE MAGIC
>>2181520932 units heavy cav2 units horse archers1 unit spearmen1 unit archers1 unit LIWorked for the Persians, worked for the late Romans, it will work for me
>>218152149Raymun's tthe apple guy retard, this isn't even right, most bees are female including the workers. BEE-GONE FOSSOWAY, OR TASTE BEE MAGIC!
>>2181522592 kids playing during the funeral, have you never seen kids play at a funeral?
>>218152594Nigga this whole series is her fucking birthday party.
>>218154908>Behead leftoidsjews*>I could point out that the showrunner has a Jewish background in order to justify this review, but when something has the global cultural heft of Game of Thrones, tribalism is transcended by the necessity for televisual commentary. https://www.thejc.com/life/house-of-the-dragon-tv-review-the-dragons-lack-bite-their-worlds-too-clean-luhmt83f
