>>218156322A Knight of the Nine Kingdoms edition
the Crownlands don't count as a kingdom.
So that's it? That was the last episode?
pls post ser arlen's webm of him pissing with his giant dih
Are we going to see Maekar OC next season?
>Egg actually considers Dorne and the Iron Islands their own kingdomsfucking bald liberal bitch
18 kingdoms? I'm seeing double here!
>>218158521Egg can't count
Ira Parker, you are the man, I kneel.
>literally unable to post while all the pre-coded shillposts are dumped at the start of the thread within seconds of each other this place is fucking absurd
>>218157847
Haven't watched the ep yet, what did they change about maekar and why?
Fellas, I’ve just realised Jon Snow is named after Jon Connington
Not telling his bro was a dick move by Dunk.Dunk the Dick.
>>218158517You stupid? The iron islands WERE the actual kingdom when Aegon invaded, it was the Riverlands that didn't existEven Robert hints to this when he talks about making the 8 (1 from every kingdom + 1 from the riverlands)
>>218158186Have you seen him recently? He's not the same fat man as before, he's getting skinnier. He might not be able to finish a meal now, let alone a book.
>>218158532Is there a WEBM of that scene?
>>218158551Turns out maekar is Egg's father, crazy shit man
Maekar does NOT have his ring on in the final scene, when he did in his other scenes this episode. Intriguing
>>218158562>you die but at least your brother in law names your kid after your friend that's also your gay side piece
I will enjoy this goyslop IF they give us a proper Blackfyre Rebellion - Redgrass Field -flashback next season. And I do mean proper.
anons have been saying that maekar allows egg to go in the book but this comment i found on youtube says it's unconfirmed.i agree it would have been better for maekar to agree, since he knows that egg will turn bad in his current environment (the attempted murder scene)but the writers can still fix things maybe.i still like this show a lot
Is it good?I despised s2 of Hotd after e1 and watched nothing after
Kinda disrespectful for ned to name his bastard after his foster father desu
>>218158571Yeah and next you're going to tell me Puerto Ricans are actually Americans. Fuck off snowflake piratefag.
>>218158562Didn't Ned name him after Jon Arryn, who warded him? Rhaegar wouldn't have been around to know it was a boy and name him that, and Lyanna wouldn't have cared about Connington.
>>218158582>Intriguingnot even a little bit
Do you think Arya wrote yaoi about Theon and Jon?
TARGSHITS COULD BE HERE he said to himself outloudWITH A HORSE YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE
>>218158582egg is retarded and hes going to get duncans head chopped off
WOULD YOU RATHER BEa) A knight of the seven kingdoms b) A merchant of the free cities c) A sorcerer of the eastern seasd) Anon beyond the fourth wall
>>218158597it's a chore to get through. the occasional well-paced scenes end up just making it more frustrating.
>>218158622Honestly Esos sounds like hell on earth so a knight
>>218158480
>>218158597It's good enough imo. The bad parts don't feel spiteful at least and it's pretty short overall.This and Seasons 2 and 3 are probably going to be the only remotely good things we ever get out of this franchise again.
S1 E5 tourney is the best desu. Mountain freaking out, Sandor fighting for Loras, major Bobby B. screentime.
>>218158597Pretty good. There's a lot of filler and it's not all great but otherwise the show's very enjoyable. The first 3 episodes are a slice of life and the last 3 are about a big fight.
>>218158622How rich of a merchant am I
>>218158593in Hedge Knight it is ambiguous, but this is from Sworn Sword>What did your father tell you, when he sent you off to squire for me?
>>218158480>Actor who played Maelar confirmed not in season 2>Maekar not giving Egg his blessing was entirely intended for a retarded one off gag and wasn't a setup for a future plot>Maekar just a stern jackass father now and will have no actual character growth as he did in the booksBRAVO IRA
>>218158680You’re basically a Jew
ok, but how exactly did the bees know that beesbury was in the bee coffin?
>>218158712its fookin bee magic you dolt
>>218158712he will return in s2 as a shambling corpse controlled by the queen bee herself.
>give Ira green light to once over hotd s3>depending on how far along dunk s2 is, give reins over to
>>218158712Bee magic. They explain in the show dumbass
>>218158604>Prophecy man didn’t bother naming his own childYeah right
>>218158593>>218158695Not to mention he gives Egg the fucking ring and the Kingsguard & Bloodraven's first response when seeing them in the mystery knight tourney is 'hey, you left without getting permission with your father- you're coming with me'
>>218158532https://youtu.be/5KnFcsSIzbg?t=111
>>218158709Middle class and even lower class jews do exist, so I ask you again, how rich in the jew scaleAm I Epstein in Lys or a cheese peddler
>>218158739I've hated that trope for a long time and you just made me realize that movie was the exact moment I realized I never wanted to see it again.
So is there 7 or 9 kingdoms?
Honestly, the ending seems like they're not expecting another season.
>why didn't you knight memy estimation of this show just fucking plummeted
>>218158580
>>218158760they're already filming s2 thougbeit
>>218158577Ozempic. If anything its extend OK ng his lifetime, there are surgeries that are easier to do on a skinny person
>an itchy arsehole is beyong your abilities, my friend!>begone, witch!>fuck off with you!>Cunt.kek
>>218158707Why the fuck are you blaming him? Maekar is not part of book 2.
>>218158760Unless the next season is somehow already greenlit while you are writing it, it's never a bad idea to assume whatever season you're writing could be the last one.
>>218158577does he have a summer islander ancestor
>>218158532So why did he never knight Dunk?
>>218158760>>218158775The stories are self contained so they made an ending that could fit both a season 2 and an axed project
>>218158775>>218158795Think they choose to greenlit after it was well-received?
>>218158770Why?
>>218158770>pops back up to life a second later and still totally could've knighted DuncHe's obviously still keeping it ambiguous & is just fucking with the audience
Would big walled medievil cities even have big slum districts like flea bottom?
>>218158770>then he wakes up and finishes his story and knights DunkBLOWN THE FUCK AWAY
>>218158774
>>218158805Wut? S2 was greenlit before S1 started coming out.
>>218158809because they had to spell it out for you fucking retards>>218158810>>218158817you must pass an IQ test (the captcha) to post here
>notice negro targ>snickered>or should i say sniggered
>>218158728I don't think hotd is salvageable, first season was a light 6 and the second a disaster. I don't even blame Condall, the material he was given to adapt was the worst thing George has ever written since his turtle fanfiction days. Just blow some
is it just me or is Balerion really fucking tiny in the show?he's described as being able to eat a horse, cart and rider in a single bite if they rode into his mountthe skull looks smaller than Vhagars
So what's S2 going to be?
Some of you are making it sound like Dunk actually being a knight could somehow make the story better lol
>>218158480Is the knight show actually good?
So now that the season is over where does it rank amongst the seasons of GOT/HOTD?
>>218158830Valarrs wife is not a TargShe is Tyroshi
>>218158805you think wrong
>>21815875910 depending on the era because the ruler would also be the ruler of the Valyrian Freehold
>>218158507There is a secret 7th episode next week
>>218158865No wonder Bloodraven had him killed
>>218158859yea
>>218158845the dragon sizes in hotd are all over the place and make no sense.i still have no idea how they plan to make caraxes vs vhaegar since show caraxes isn't big enough to bite vhaegar's neck
>>218158829>because they had to spell it out for you fucking retardsDuncan's whole character and story wouldn't make sense if it was not the case anyway, dumbass
>>218158838I never even blamed D&D for changing everything from AFfC and ADwD, those books are ridiculous and all of the plots in them are unfinished. The problem is what you change it to still has to be good.
>>218158850RED HEAD HOTTIECHEQUY LIONEGG WITH A STRAW HAT
>>218158862#1 S2 GoT#2 S1 GoT#3 S1 Dunk
>>218158828>>218158867Oh, my bad.
>>218158859It's kino
>>218158862GOT1 > GOT2 > K7K1 > GOT4 > GOT3 you get the point i won't bother to rank the rest of the slop
>>218158862Better than everything produced since season 3 of GOT imo
>>218158850Book 2 takes place two years later. They'll either do a season set in the meantime or go straight to the book.
>>218158862HotD is nowhere near GOT S1&2 and Dunk.
>>218158880longboi is built different
>>218158882so then why treat me like a fucking child and spell it out for meoh right I forgot, it's because I have to share the planet with fucking retards
>>218158791It's one thing to do one off 'haha peepee poopoo big penis' jokes- even if you don't find them funny they're not integral to the story and can easily be ignored. THIS on the other hand- changing a core moment from the books for the sake of a retarded gag- that's the first proper red flag this show is going to go to shit and the dude's retarded edgelord humor will take priority over story.
>>218158859Yeah its pretty good
>>218158859Its not good its Dunkakino!
>>218158665Tourneys are so kino
dunc is scum. true friends don't let friends be cucked
>>218158816Kings Landing is gigantic, the show doesnt come close to do it justice. Its inevitable with that many people hanging around.
>>218158829Did he die at the end of the scene? No? Then it's still ambiguous nigger.
>>218158862I agree with everyone else. GoT S1-3 are the only things that beat it. However I'd say GoT S1 and 2 beats it by a lot.
>>218158862it's fun and quite short, worth it
>>218158917Is this real, it’s a cute picture! What system are they playing?
>>218158816Its a city of 500k peopleThats fucking huge for medieval towns. And some capitals in Europe dont have such a big population today
>>218158946it was a dream/mind's eye thing dumbass, why do you think he was crying
>>218158938>true friends don't let friends be cuckedBy a fucking prostitute no less.
>>218158938Jealous much?
>>218158816Medieval cities often sprawled beyond their original boundaries, so yeah
>Here's your sigil, bro. By the way, according to the laws of the realm you have to make it your whole personality
Where did all the money go? Did HBO reduce the budget? Did the Indians they pay to do sfx just use AI?
>>218158532if no one else is going to say it, I will. The horses were the worst actors on the show. even worse than Mr. Ed. Every scene where they needed to have them acting, I could practically see the animal handler just off screen saying "SAY THE LINE, BART". completely shattered the immersion
>>218158984Must be foot related somehow
LORD ASHFORD BEHAVES WITH HIS SHEEP IN WAYS UNBECOMING OF A MAIDEN
>the show reunited Dunk & Sweetfoot without fucking with the book storyIra you are a class act.
>>218158989>Where did all the money go?condom and mess's new mansion
>>218158511No. I wish they anticipated how popular he’d be and tried to force him into season 2 somehow.
>>218159005speak plainly
>>218158622Knight but depends on the type Knighthood. A landed Knight in direct service to one of the great houses(baratheon, arryn etc) would be a sweet with good income and importance. You might even get your own small keep and have a family so even better than kingsguard. Hedge Knights are a joke in comparison.
>>218158976God I wish I had a redheaded Irish hobbit wife
>>218158845The perspective is off, presumably those pillars are huge. Look how small the character a little closer to the skull looks. Then look at how long the altar is. They should have done a better job but it’s supposed to look massive.
>>218159010The final scene seems to imply we will get more of him with the change that Egg runs away.
I no longer feel bad about this guy being cucked now that I know he normally looks like a dyke
>>218158919xD
>>218158963nigger look at those dices again
>>218158800as a non-book reader, based on the speech about the going to war, it's because he thinks it's a shit life and Dunc is too innocent for it
>>218158816medieval walled cities had lots of empty plots of land for vegetable gardens and shit so it's not hard to imagine them becoming slums in case of sudden population growth>>218158887I kinda think the main problem with HotD is that it didn't change the material enough. Although it was probably doomed from the start given how much HBO butchered the second season to cope with the strikes
>A dead dragon is a good dragonDamn does everyone in the nine kingdoms just secretly hate Targs?
>>218159005The Oldtown Chronic has slowed your mind and muddled your speech, Otto
>>218159028It leaves it open, but you could easily make the case that Maekar figures out what happened pretty quickly and just lets it go.
>>218159029Separate the actor from the character dumbass90% of hollywood is retarded, actors are whoresIt's their characters all I care about
>>218159029Kinda look like Elliot if he was born male
>>218159041Yes
>>218158712Honey add on
>>218158966>It was a dream!Why would it be? We've already seen flashbacks before>why do you think he was cryingYou mean like he did when he buried Arlan at the start of the show, you fucking retard?
>>218159047>>218159049He looked cooler as a lad.Like a classic bully character archetype.
So what the fuck was Bloodraven doing in season 1?
Where did HotD s2 leave off book-wise? Might read from there so I'm readily disappointed.
When does Dunk fight an evil wizard? I want to see evil wizards getting Dunk'd on
>>218158665did his mother really have a fat arse?
>>218159075drinking shade of the evening
What does it feel like to be a 6'6 chad bros?>t. 5'7 with below average dick
>>218159029the chick is a professional whore. doubt she is with another man's child bc she probably uses the westeros equivalent of the morning after pill and lords dont want bastards and would expect or require it. raymund strongseed was nutting in her every night since the tourney ended which was probably a couple days and he got her knocked up. >one must imagine raymund not a cuck
>>218159075Warging into maces
>>218159033Yeah so, I know you are a retarded normie just by comment; but there are a variety of ttrpgs that use dice outside of dnd. And if you happen to not be a tourist, there are also several that use only d6’s. This place is just becoming Reddit 2.0 I swear to god. Just answer the question.
>>218159084Maybe his mother is the fat Lannister that Jamie talks about when he is in captivity with the Lannister kid he kills to escape?
>>218159078There's still a lot left. Probably just read everything after Rhaenys dies.If you've never read any of it before I'd recommend checking out the whole thing. It's not the best but it goes by pretty quick.
>>218159090I don't know>t. 5'7 with above average dick
You were a good show.You never added shit that didn't deserve it.Except that time with the poop jokes and flashbacks.It was cringe and D&D tier. I told you.Doesn't matter now.I'd leave the genny, but it... it would only turn into ritualposting.I wish you didn't end, show.
>>218159092>professional whorearen't they all.. she saw the opportunity to saddle her bullshit on a lonely lord and took it
CLEGANE???
>>218159092I appreciate that the character is written in a way that he genuinely believes this as a possibility. They really had to one up Podrick lmfao.
>>218158859It's Tartakovsky tier- a really solid show but has a couple retard moments at the very end that, despite being annoying, aren't enough to totally ruin the show
>>218158984The trident is made up of the blue fork, the red fork and the green fork. Still shit but that’s what it’s supposed to represent.
>>218159122based
>>218159122It's amazing how accurate this is.
>>218159028I wanted to hold on to hope but his actor confirmed he’s not going to be in the next season. Feel really sad about it. I’ve never been a fan of the targs until this series and we instantly lost all of the cool ones within two episodes.
>>218159092>>218159128this is insane cope. she's a whore and they like to have bastards from nobles.
>>218158919Needs an edit, ser
>>218159092>She's knows she's with child after sleeping with Ray after one night>Dunk keeps looking around awkwardly pretending he doesn't she's a whore and that it's not his childHow do people as stupid as you even exist?
>>218159124Aye, the burned man
>>218158770>>218158809>>218158810>>218158817It doesn't matter now. He's now more noteworthy of a knight than Ser Arlan ever was. He was spared in a trial of 7 so he was favoured by their gods. If his false knighthood was sacrilegious he wouldn't have won.
>>218159041The major houses were all kings before the Targs took their crowns with dragons. Now the dragons are gone.
>>218159108>Probably just read everything after Rhaenys dies.Thanks. I read it before but it's been a while since and s2 is just so vague in my memory.
>>218159092>lords dont want bastards and would expect or require it.wow. shut down everything in westeros. no bastards exist in this setting. big brain anon has deduced it as such
>>218159178It’s been like 300 years already. Why don’t they just get over it.
>>218159123the first guy wasnt going to take her in, so she'd be a pregnant woman without a home. she knows better than to do that without first getting invited back to the lord's keep. so doubt she is pregnant with dondarrion's kid. >>218159128>he genuinely believes this as a possibility.it isnt a possiblity, anon. its reality. one must imagine raymund not a cuck.
>GOTroon uncs crashing out that their gay politics snoozefest has been surpassed by Dunkakinoyou love to see it
>>218159185There are still SO many battles and interactions they still have to cover, it's going to be interesting to see which ones are eitherA) on screenB) off screen and mentionedor C) skipped completelyGod I hope they do Tumbleton justice.
>>218159037>I kinda think the main problem with HotD is that it didn't change the material enough.It got changed in the wrong places once they ran out of the character focused drama which starts from Viserys naming Rhaenyra his heir until Blood and Cheese, because afterwards it's pretty much just Riverlords single handedly winning the war offscreen and everyone else dicking around until the daemondbowl and Sunfyre's dinner.But even then, the dicking around part was people that absolutely despised each other and dragged the entire realm into their pointless struggle for an chair made of swords which would have definitely made for better drama than whatever the fuck we got.
>>218159168>>218159155>>218159188>one must imagine raymund not a cuck
>>218159199You're talking about a setting where houses regularly brag about accomplishments/keep grudges from literally thousands of years ago. The Targs basically arrived in Westeros last week relatively speaking
>>218159207Aunts, not uncs.
>>218159206Dondarrion kicked her to the curb after her outburst during the trial, she then immediately found herself a beta bucks provider in Raymund
>>218159206I'm still of the opinion that she has no idea if she's pregnant or not. She slept with Raymund a bunch then went "Oh you're such a virile stud I can already tell I'm pregnant after only a few nights with you, now take me back to your family's highly profitable orchards."
>>218159122>You never added shit that didn't deserve it.Except that time with the poop jokes and random nigger targaryans background character. Also Tanselle should've been a cute mulatto, not whatever the fuck that was cast.ftfy
Are they gonna let us see Rhaenyra get eaten by a dragon?
>>218159221It was very silly to spend that much time setting up a core cast of characters in a story that involves so many character quickly entering and exiting and MAYBE coming back later.
https://youtu.be/eI6y3_BRqeg?si=i4OiB22SEwYT6_i-
Anyone else cringe at Dunk rejecting Lyonels offer to be his best bro and come live in the Stormlands which would offer insane opportunities due to Lyonel being heir to a lord paramountcy. Unlike Maekars offer Lyonel actually wanted Dunk for Dunk. Instead Dunk decides to continue living like a peasant. This is just stupid to me.
>>218159248>She slept with Raymund a bunchHow do you ever get this idea in your thick skull you fucking retard, she met him for the first time the night after the trial, he doesn't even know she's a prostitute, she was exclusively in the service of Dondarrion
>>218159264Sunfyre is allegedly fucking dead but maybe its a fakeout? Honestly since the baratheon nija leaked I don't know anymore what the fuck are they even doing
>>218159250If you're genuinely that sensitive to this shit I don't even know why you bother watching it at all kekLike surely you know you're just going to get yourself worked up
>>218159264It will somehow be subverted, 100%.
>>218159307Because it's been a few days since the battle you dunce.
>>218159304Lyonel is about to get metoo'd and face rape charges in the capital, why hitch your wagon to him
Although the show was good, almost every single addition or change worked to lessen the quality of the story. I imagine the people in charge will let the popularity go to their head without any awareness of that fact which is why I have zero hopes for season 2.
>even if its better than S2 HOTD S3 is still going to be compared to Dunk & Egggood
>>218158784Lyonel is fucking great, but I don't know how about the intro sequence. Once they start doing modern music in the actual show, it's a slippery slope that ends in dubstep fight sequences
Now imagine if Sara Hess and Ryan Condal directed this>what if Dunk and Aerion held hands>what if Dunk kissed Lyonel>what if we had Sweetfoot trample hundreds of people to death>what if the Fossoways wuz black>what if Aerion was a rapist>what if Maekar helped Dunk beat his own sons at the trial
>>218159304He's the first guy to win a trial of seven in 100 years, and it was against a prince.He'd be one of the most famous knights in the seven kingdoms.
>>218159304The entire conversation sounded more like Lyonel propositioning dunk to be more than bros desu. And good for him.
>>218159323It's been two at best. Everyone was going to leave in another day or two after the tourney anyway.
>>218159307he plowed her the after the trial on the same day a bunch.
>>218159323It's literally the next day you fucking moron, Raymun even talks about how Red helped him take off his his armour the previous night after the battle
>>218159344>what if the Fossoways wuz blackMost of that other stuff is exaggeratory but they genuinely would have done this one.
>>218159309I think it was a fakeout in the book too wasn’t it? Like it collapsed near rooks rest and they had men guarding it. Then later on the blacks tried to kill it and it fled and showed up at Dragonstone a little while before Rhaenyra
>>218158577>He might not be able to finish a meal now, let alone a book.kek
So who won the tourney… or did everything stop at the trial of 7.
>>218159376You would think somebody would have told Aegon
Maekar let egg travel with Dunc for sure, offscreen
>>218159391Bro, the prince is dead
>>218159373Plus we’d get Arlan of Hennytree
So why was the ending changed?
>>218159407Ok…and? Need to know who the queen of love and beauty was.
>>218159416>Arlan of HennytreeKEK
I want to fug the non-binary septonI want babymaking segs with septon
>>218159441Dunc
>>218159441the name day chick of house ashford and her champion was ser duncan the tall
>>218159441It’s still Lady Gwin the point of the tournament was to dethrone her I think while her brothers defended her in the lists
>>218159441Tanselle too tall
>>218159441Only one answer
>>218159437The writers and Ira have 0 self control.I don't think it really matters that much though. I don't necessarily subscribe to the idea that Maekar has to be super duper pissed at Dunk now or else it's a big plot hole.
>>218159441BESSIE
>>218159199The last dragon died in 153 AC. The realm had been devastated during the dance so a generation grew up wanting peace. The Blackfyre rebellion was in 196. The tourney at Ashford meadow was in 209. The Targaryens had made the Baratheons, Tullys and Tyrells into Lord Paramounts and made alliances with other houses through marriage.
>>218159416jejdo they have cognac in westeros
>>218158582mild spoilers?in the later novels, Egg has a ring to prove who he is. have we seen Egg with a ring in his noble garb?maybe he stole his father's in the show.
>>218159489I'm so proud of my daughter!
>>218158984GRRM never told us what was their original seat
>>218159315It's a 10% shit in a 90% good shit. Anymore and I wouldn't watch it like HOTD. And it's not sensitivity, it's just fatigue dear faggot.
>>218159493>>218159504So are they gonna run with Egg just stole it? Or maybe they are following the books, and they're trying to convey that Egg just left without saying bye, but made the final Maekar scene a bit *too* aggressive. It came off as "WHO KIDNAPPED MUH SON" rather than "did that little shit really run off already"
>>218159513They were probably knights until they got rewarded with Harrenhall for who knows what deed
>>218159526Upset at having major characters get race swapped is fatigue.Upset at having a chick that's in 5 minutes of the show be slightly darker than you imagined plus some random blackies in the background is sensitivity.
>>218159084No, kevan lannisters wife was flat as a board on both sides according to cersei
So we're all in agreement GOT S1 and AKOTSK S1 are the two best ASOIAF seasons right?
>>218159531>It came off as "WHO KIDNAPPED MUH SON"I didn't really take it that way. It showed Maekar JUST realizing his son may have been gone at all. It's completely reasonable he figures it out in like 5 minutes and chills out a little.
>>218159557Cersei is a spiteful fucking bitch
>>218159526You’re obviously lying and not fatigued as you say you are or episode 5 would have shaken you out
>>218159562GOT S1 is far above Dunk S1 for me. But still pretty good.
>>218159547they are described as being ancient, descended from First Men stock and a lord Strong is mentioned in the description of Aegon's conquest
>>218159573Maybe I should rewatch while not being drunk, to be fair.
>>218159178>The major houses were all kings before the TargsWrong.House Martell were and still are PrincesHouse Tully were never KingsHouse Tyrell were never KingsHouse Baratheon were never Kings but can at least claim inheritance to the last of House Durrandon through the female line.
GOT1>GOT2>KOT7K1>GOT3>GOT4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else
>>218158480>>218157367>Blackwater is the highest rated episode of the franchise despite it being absolute, nonsensical dogshitU wot m8
Why did they start the episode with jazz music? Filling their nigger-related bullshit quota or what? Fucking took me out and felt like some retarded fan edit youtube short by a jeet in his hovel.
>>218159597I mean it's totally up to interpretation, it's a short scene. I just think it's not enough to call any sort of major plot hole.
>>218159304Lyonel wasn't honorable enough for Dunk to serve him with clear conscience, especially after stating his position on Baelor. It would subvert his character, and resisting the temptation of an easy life is a core mytheme for a true knight.
>>218159644jesus christ you fuckers really do nothing but complain huh
>Turn best character into a literal cuckold in the finale just for a cheap laughThanks Ira
>>218159644I didn’t even think about it tbqh probably because its a comedy and it was under dialogue
>>218159663I dislike the jazz and country end credits song because it doesn't fit the show or the world of ASOIAF.This retard >>218159644 doesn't like it because he spends all day on the internet.
Comfy last epThat song choie at the end was kino. Perfect peasant song.
>country end credits songI want zoomers to leave
How did the editor accidently drop credits music from the Fallout show into the wrong timeline???
>>218159304Dunk rejecting Maekar's is kind of rarted tbqhhhh
>>218159724Honestly I’d be pretty worried they’d quietly have me killed if I went off with them
i'm going to spoil the ending for aDoS: bran activates the nukes hidden in every weirwood tree which takes out the red keep and the others at the wall. Jon marries Arya.
>>218159122https://youtu.be/Fkk9DI-8el4?si=yETFp_JUHtW_PTg2&t=26
>>218159712
>Dunk goes with Lyonel Baratheon and lives in Storm's EndHow does this change the course of history? Imagine he marries a Baratheon lady.
>>218159233You have an unhealthy cuck obsession.
>>218159754>Bran dies, the Others win
>>218159075Pissing on Daemon’s grave.
>>218159090>aryan>5'9>slightly above avg dickYay...?
I wonder if they are planning a season where D&E goes to north, maybe even beyond the wall, to discover something about the walkers. Maybe thats what pushes Egg to go to EGGStreme and hatch dragons at Summerhall. This would imply Dunk being a good brother and influence on Egg and add some ambiguity on whether all t*rgs are born retarded or not.I think it would be kino.
>>218159298>Aemond didn't even have a chance to defend himselfI cri evrytiem
>>218159754>Imagine he marries a Baratheon lady.He fathers the strongest fucking lad the realm has ever seen
>>218158862GOT S1-4 > K7K > HOTD S1
>>218159781Season 4 will be in Winterfell. Dunc has to creampie old Nan to father Hodor’s dad
>>218159724This >>218159735At least you could trust stormlanders who seem to have little love for the targshits and death you just caused.
>>218158622Anon is pretty fuarking comfyBut a merchant of the free cities gets me lots of sex with young qts I presume
>should we keep a consistent theme in regards to the music?>nah lets throw some jarring noir jazz in the last episode intro, when dunk is being introspective and depressed>then we'll hit them with a perfect theme as dunk and egg leave for the next adventure>then when the credits roll, lets hit em with a 1940s radio hit about coal mining because they mention mud and the trial was muddy! LOL!Millennial writers ought to be executed.
>>218159781Ehh I think it's a little too on the nose.The idea of Egg wanting Dragons because he is extremely frustrated wants to do right by the peasants but all the other lords just keep ignoring him and going over his head until he finally goes off the deep end tells a more interesting story imo.
>>218159781Would be nice if they give White Walkers some motivation and lore finally.
>>218159724consider his perspective, anon. just 1 week ago, he was happily sleeping in the mud under a tree. Then within that week, he was up to his eyeballs in targshit princelings. One of them lied, implicating him in a kidnapping plot. Another lied, directly accusing him in that same kidnapping plot. a 3rd one beat up his fancygirl because he was just a massive twat, and instigated the trial by seven, killing 3 good men, and the 2 older ones are also making his life way more complicated than it ought to be. I would never want to look at another Targarian for the rest of my life if I was him
What if Planetos was actually colonized by space faring humans?That would explain Storm's End but no ruins of big modern skyscrapers.
I know everyone's pissed about the music but I still love that moment from GoT S3 where Jaime gets his hand cut off and it hard cuts to a credit them of a rock ver of 'Bear and the Maiden Fair'. Yeah it was stupid but it was still far more funny and fitting than 16 tons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BOrTB70lE
I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE SNEAKY STORM BARATHEON ASSASSIN!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR DRAGONS! I CANT WAIT FOR WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO!!!! I CANT FUCKING WAIT BROS AAHHHHHH DUNK GET FUCKED WERE SO BACK DRAGON BROS!!!!
>>218159829Filtered.
>>218159829It’s frustrating because when they made more traditional music choices they did really well, and the doing design overall was a highlight. But yeah the anachronistic songs were baffling
>>218159832This is what I thought
>>218159862Should have been a rock version of Alice with Three Fingers
>>218158865while the original art is fine I hate that everyone will draw Kiera as a brownoid now when the Tyroshi are white, it's the Myrish that are brownoid who share links with the rhoynar
F&B released 8 years ago8 years without asoiafGeorge I beg thee, do me right as I have done right by you in the past, honor your oath. Have you not claimed to be close to finishing winds more than once? Is your word worth nothing good ser?
>>218158817>then he wakes up and finishes his story and knights DunkAnd then GRRM released Winds of Winter and everybody clapped
>>218159874>doing design*sound design
>>218159862Series was good enough to earn radical music choices. Same with LOTR. And when Amazon's abomination tried to do the same thing it come off as cringe.
>>218159889Don't forget that half of F&B was a compilation of older short stories.
>>218159781I want to see Dunk shit on a weirwood face in front of norf fags
>>218159868>I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE SNEAKY STORM BARATHEON ASSASSIN!!!!Please let this one leak be fakeThat sounds so fucking stupid, how did they even come up with that. Literal toddler playground storytelling
>>218159895both are accurate
>>218158480>everyone acting like GRRM’s books and subsequent shows are goodProof that tv is experiencing a content drought
>>218159930The new show is actually genuinely very good
Why did they character assassinate MaekarHe lets Egg go with Dunk
>>218159940Because other shows suck
>>218159914Is it a 4D experience for Bloodraven when he plugs himself into the tree?
>>218159029What's wrong with bongs and their tailors? Every last one of them wears a suit five sizes too large.
>>218159911>half of F&B was a compilation of older short storiesEh not really. I'd say more than 80% of that book is original.There were only two short stories and they had to be massively revised. It also took the bits from World of Ice and Fire, but those were VERY short synopsis' that were also changed a lot.
i wonder if there will be an episode to fill the gap between season 1 and 2, or if they do intermittent flashbacks to fill in their off book adventures
>>218159943they wanted laughs from the casual watchers, they had a whole fake ending and everything
>>218159930Nobody is acting, the books were always goodGeorge can be a good writer when he's not being a lazy fat bum
>>218158611King Baelor and Aemon the Dragonknight is the proper yaoi choice, dumbass.
>>218159956I don't recall Dunk thinking that much about whatever they did in Dorne.
>>218158784hope george finally quits fucking stalling and just writes everything before 2030 - Winds, Spring, and all the Dunk & Egg novellas until Summerhallwe desperately need the Dunk vs Lyonel battle, but that's like season 10+ territory after Dunk officially becomes Lord Commander
>>218159915Wait the what now?
>>218158865Are all Toroshi black?
>>218159973yeah but arya canonically has a crush on jon
I NEED GOOD POSTSTHE THREAD
>>218159862anyone complaining about credits music is a retard. The show is over, you don't need to feel immersed anymore
>>218159987Theon is ugly
>>218159976Anon, I've got some bad news. GRRM is 77.
>>218159962what makes u a serious watcher?
>>218159943>Father doesnt want his only sane son (aged 11) to go with an unexperienced Hedge Knight(age 18-20?) into a HUGE realm with countless dangers.Where is the character assassination? I would let my son go to another country in this day and age.
Jon breeding Arya would be a kino ending tbqhTargarystark
>>218159981They hired an actor to play a baratheon that does not exist in the books, and there is a rumor that he's playing a baratheon assassin or something along those lines
>>218160000Based. 16 Tons is actually a perfect ending song to remind all the wagies that they have work tomorrow.
>>218160020George...
>>218160008wouldnt*
what if the ice zombies are actually robots and all the magic is sci-fi stuff
>>218159975i just think the audience might be thrown off if the last thing they say is lets go to Dorne and season 2 starts back in the reach and they dont even talk about anything of what theyve been doing inbetween
>>218160041shut the fuck up preston
>LANCEL LANNISTER'S MOTHER AND HER GREAT BIG ASS YOU COULD BURY YOUR BALLS IN!
>>218159889Words are wind
>>218160045I mean they can still do what the books did and just drop a few lines about it.
>>218159981
>>218160041Walkers are aliens. Dragons are robots tho.
>>218160008>3 of his kids constantly want to fuck off away from him>the other kid is a psychopathI think he's just maybe not a good father
AKotNK
>>218160090To be fair>Daeron is mentally fucked up, cant be helped>Aemon chose to be a nerd>Egg is a good boy and Maekar is actually wants him to be a good knightHe fucked up with Aerion at some point idk what happened there.He is a decent father.
>>218158874wrong
>>218158784Even a bad maester would be able to tell how bad his wounds are... WAS Dunk bought back by the Seven in the show?
>>218160074lmao maybe the leaks are wrong?
>>218160140Nah, I’m maekarmaxxing and I can tell you from experience he’s at best a neglectful dad if Aerion is such a monster, Daeron is a drunk and Egg runs off as much as he does.
Wait what was the point of the maester saying his wounds r fucked when he was allg
>>218160169No, the maester was actually just retarded, Lyonel slighted the citadel once and he was sent a moron as a prank
>>218160187The whole scene with Lyonel at the start was stupid
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>>218159122kino
>>218158865Why? Baelor being part Dornish gets him a ton of shit. Why would he risk more instability by marrying his son to a foreigner?
>>218160259The issue with Dorne is less that they are nigs, and more that they have been raiding the reach and the stormlands for centuries
>>218159457voice training, goddammit, I can't fuck a non-bino with a girl voice
>>218160074What the fuck is assassino chamado?
Hopefully HBO will force Ira to tone his dumb jokes down, some of them worked well (Arlan's massive penor, bee casket) but some of them didn't
>>218159690He's not a peasant tho... he's a fucking knight
>>218158577Preston says it's public information now that Grrm takes ozempic against his fatness.
>Preston says
>>218160481BRO>?>?
>>218158759Yes.
>>218160090Egg tries to kill his brother, he’s not exactly stable either.
>>218159122Profound
Is the fat man gonna shit out the next book or nah?
