Nine kingdoms editionPrevious >>>>218162506
I do not find her attractive. Low-class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j91-18Kb4
Without mentioning the race of the actors, how can they ruin S2?
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>>218164558HIS CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS!!!
>>218164584Sour grapes
I missed the finale. How was it? I hope it didn't fall off in quality, I quite likednthe rest of the season
Any lore fags around?Are they legit?>>218164039>>218164101>>218164317
>>218164593Same with good Egg at Summerhall.
>this shit eating grinPoor Raymun :(
>>218164539more sovl in this scene than entirety of hotd
>>218164601They'll want to add a bunch of invented action to it since they'll be afraid the story as written is too boring for normies.
>>218164632No he is right, dragons are the result of blood magic and shadowbinding
there is nothing wrong with marrying a former sex worker
>In the novella after the Trial, Maekar is grieving for his brother and finally sees what has become of Aerion. He knows what his sons can turn into, if the family dynamics fester. He wants Egg to be different but wants him to be prince too, with all the befitting comforts and honors. And then Dunk carefully throws the truth into Maekar's lap: his other two sons were Targaryen princes who lived that life, and look how that turned out. Those are the words that shut Maekar up, the bitter pill he chews over and has to swallow.>Now Maekar may be too prideful and angry to verbally admit that a hedge knight is right, but he's not too prideful to prevent his son from travelling with said hedge knight with the objective of making him a good person. So he lets Egg go, because he knows now that his son being a good man will be more important than his son being a highborn prince. This is perfectly in sync with the story's theme and messaging. It also honors Baelor's sacrifice.>So yeah, Maekar absolutely let Egg go. This is further confirmed in future novellas when Egg also carries instructions from his father and has the ring/boot in case of emergencies. It's also confirmed in novella 3 when they meet Bloodraven. Don't play the fool, please. This "uh well technically it wasn't not mentioned in the source material so it may have happened the complete opposite way" crap is what I'd expect of Ryan Condal.>The AKOTSK decision to have Maekar just say 'fuck no' is just narratively much less interesting. We know it won't last, Egg will proceed to travel as if he was given permission, so why did the showrunners even bother reversing this important narrative beat if it's so easily reversed? Was it just for a cheap gag in the credits? The ease with which this change can be corrected makes it all the more bizarre, not less.i'm not a bookfag, is this real? did the show really fuck this up that much?
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>>218164632yes dragons are a product of notxeno wyrms and wyverns combined through valyrian blood magic (genetic science)
>>218164622Can the Beesburys warg into bees and see through beehives?Are they Bloodraven in yellow?
>>218164622
i want episodic adventures akin to xena warrior princess
>>218164635>povhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
Sex with Maekar
>>218164635>POV of Raymun before he makes his first legitimate child with Red
>>218164653>formerno such thing
Apparently, if you wouldn't raise another man's child, you are a right wing grifter.
>>218164635GODS I WAS HORNY THEN
>>218164413>Osgreys are listed as a non-extinct house, and being that Eustace was the last one that means he knocked Rohanne up.This is the real mystery IMO.House Osgrey still exists as of 300 AC yet no mention is made of a son(s) by Eustace and Rohann which had to have been the case and furthermore, House Webber somehow still exists when all the lands and titles should have gone to House Osgrey (due to laws of patrilineal descent and the Osgreys being the far older house, descended from the First Men).
>>218164659Yeah it's a bad change and they are probably setting some oc shit for the next season because the second book is pretty fucking boring and kinda empty.
>>218164659Pessimistically - I think they probably added this twist to pack in some extra drama for season 2.
>>218164632we don't have any definitive proof but this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrElaGLsa9cand the bits we get about how that one targ princess dies and the maester who wrote about it heavily hint at firewyrms infesting wyverns + a human blood magic shit is how you make a dragon
What is your favorite minor house? For me it’s House Dayne
>>218164635What if Goblins sluts were real.
>>218164653>there is nothing wrong with marrying a former sex worker
>>218164704Maekar actor already confirmed he won't be back for S2 as nobody has reached out to him about it.
>>218164623Not only they're bastards, they're Dunk's.See >>218164641
>>218164704>second book is pretty fucking boring and kinda empty
>>218164675needs wings, the winged buzzars of house beesbury
>>218164709>firewyrms infesting wyverns + a human blood magic shit is how you make a dragonIt’s both. They parasitized both wyverns and humans, and then hybridized those two hybrids.
WE ALL HAD HERBUT RAYMUN MARRIED HER
>>218164722They don't need Maekar to add a new plot to the season.>>218164731Yes, the second book fucking sucks (this is a fact) but the third one is kino.
>>218164558>counting dorne and the iron islands
>>218164699Na, there is another Webber (cousin) who the castle will go to if she doesn't get remarried. The Osgreys just got their clay back through dick.
>>218164714Though all men do despise us
>>218164622>TAKE HEART BEESBURRY>the kingsguard shall use war lances and attempt to kill us! (but not me since im a prince)>our side shall use tourney lances that shall break easily and become useless>none of you fuckers will kill my brother, nephews, or kingsguardBaelor joining was an elaborate plot to weaken dissident elements in the seven (actually nine) kingdoms
>>218164714House Blackfyre
>>218164659>i'm not a bookfag, is this real? did the show really fuck this up that much?Yes, everything from the book was well done while everything the retarded showrunner and HBO shoehorned in, is stupid shit.
>>218164659bookfag hereyes.showrunners just don't understand george's core message, probably because they're jewish (like D&D)the fact that the scene where all the peasants salute Dunk before the trial of seven happens was cut further cements this.ira parker is a hack and AKO7K will only get worse from here, just like GOT, because like D&D he has shown that he's too jewish to understand what message Martin is really trying to convey with his books
>>218164750A fucking fish
>>218164646they just need comfy side quests in hedge knight spirit, not action
>>218164714
>>218164722>Maekar actor already confirmed he won't be back for S2 as nobody has reached out to him about it.He will probably have Bloodraven and his goons track them down just to get that character introduced.
>>218164558LOVE GWIN ASHFORD
>>218164747>hot redhead>badNot bloody likely
>>218164722wow so wtf was the point of the cliffhanger WHERE'S AEGON??? how stupid is this
>>218164725>they're Dunk'swhen did Dunk supposedly fuck her? i thought that reaction was because he knew she fucked that dude Dunk wanted to sponsor him in the first episode?
Anywhere I go anything I do big titties follow me
>>218164601>no news whos going to play EustaceCan we do a Polymarket that he'll be a nigger?
I would tongue her starfish till I taste her breakfast
>>218164791>ruinthey made her name day the most famous in all of westerosi history
Question: why did the Targaryens adopt the faith, langauge and culture of the people they conquered and dilute their blood by marrying their nobles instead of each other?
>>218164635Just discovered shes a redditor, my break is broken
>>218164659They can fix it in s2 but yea that's some powerful messaging and what I figured from the scene.Egg needs to live the life of a serf to learn humility and become a good person.
>>218164694>redhead>massive tits>shortstack>dimplesthe perfect woman doesnt exi-
What the fuck was wrong with Valyria — By any name, it was an evil place. The dragonlords sent their worst criminals to the Isle of Tears to live out their lives in hard labor. In the dungeons of Gogossos, torturers devised new torments. In the flesh pits, blood sorcery of the darkest sort was practiced, as beasts were mated to slave women to bring forth twisted half-human children.— The infamy of Gogossos outlived even the Doom. During the Century of Blood, this dark city waxed rich and powerful. Some called her the Tenth Free City, but her wealth was built on slaves and sorcery. Her slave markets became as notorious as those of the old Ghiscari cities on Slaver's Bay. Seven-and-seventy years after the Doom of Valyria, however, it is said their stink reached even the nostrils of the gods, and a terrible plague emerged from the slave pens of Gogossos. The Red Death swept across the Isle of Tears, then the rest of the Basilisk Isles. Nine men of every ten died screaming, bleeding copiously from every orifice, their skin shredding like wet parchment.
>>218164635slapping my angry cock on that giant forehead
retards with shit taste: the thread
>>218164749>Na, there is another Webber (cousin) who the castle will go to if she doesn't get remarried.Except Rohanne did marry Eustace and they clearly had a son and this son had sons of his own, as House Osgrey still exists and as I mentioned, inheritance in Westeros operates on patrilineal descent and furthermore, the Osgreys are a far older house descended from the First Men, so Eustace and Rohanne's kids wouldn't have taken their mother's name.Of course this could all simply be because Gurm fucked up...
>Xhe's right behind me, isn't xhe?
Valyrian magic is pretty thobeit— The candle was unpleasantly bright. There was something queer about it. The flame did not flicker, even when Archmaester Marwyn closed the door so hard that papers blew off a nearby table. The light did something strange to colors too. Whites were bright as fresh-fallen snow, yellow shone like gold, reds turned to flame, but the shadows were so black they looked like holes in the world. Sam found himself staring. The candle itself was three feet tall and slender as a sword, ridged and twisted, glittering black. "Is that . . . ?"
>>218164840Account name?
>>218164845>What the fuck was wrong with Valyriagiven they ruled for 5000 years, nothing
>>218164845The price of progress.
>>218164747>the second book fucking sucksyou need to stop posting and go back to your dragonball shit or w/e, the 2nd book is the best one
Magic is bright and colorful on the surface but black and twisted underneath
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>>218164814Well we didn't see Dunk 24/7 while he's in there but there's signs:>she's constantly cheering for Dunk>gave Raymun the most expensive horse (episode 1)
>>218164863That's what I meant. Just because the other Webbers didn't get the castle, doesn't mean their house went extinct. It just means they exist elsewhere.
BESSIE
>>218164630You must watch it yourself then.
why hasn't westeros industrialized yet. is there no coal?
>>218164866fuck outta here with your revisionist bullshit
>>218164653Even if she's a wonderful lady, you'd never hear the end of it. Highborn ladies won't want to associate with her, highborn lords will look down on you and your offspring stubbing marriage proposals.Sure she'll ride you like a champion and provide you with a bushel of apples but nobody is going to want to pick any for their son or daughter to wed.
>>218164694>You better not say a fucking word
What Rowan Fossoway did before meeting Raymun is her business. I also had a brother, John, who married a working girl. Abigail was her name, if I recall. Not the finest lay, mind you, but she raise her son right. We and the boys wondered if John was the real father, but we couldn't bear to tell the lad. He was a good friend.
The very implications of magic are more bad than good. Really think about it. Anything that’s able to entertain religion or hocus pocus isn’t a good thing. Nature would never care about sacrifice.
>>218164659>Don't play the fool, please. This "uh well technically it wasn't not mentioned in the source material so it may have happened the complete opposite way" crap is what I'd expect of Ryan Condal.kek this is exactly what i thought to myself after reading the writer's justification for this crap
>>218164930it's a magical world. valyria was way more advanced than current planetos
>>218164622Why are all Beesburys so based?
Don't worry lads Season 2 will have some Dorne side quests before they'll get to the boring part. They'll look for Tanselle and Dunk might give her the Arlan.
sex with baelor
>>218164659If it's make you ask "wait this is fucking retarded why does this happen" it's by the showrunners.
>>218164863Osgreys are pretty much dead and not mentioned in ASOIAF at all. Think the House died with Eustace.
>>218164949kek
>>218164558notice how he starts counting with his thumb? egg is a german spy
>>218164863They did not had a son. The wiki is wrong, Osgreys are extinct. The wiki gives no source for the claim that they are still around, just giving a link to the list of Reach houses from westeros.org
>>218164957They all honor the big big 3 Beesbury.
>>218164952Christians are funny too. They really think God would look at Himself the same way they do. They really think He’d be proud if a Christian told Him they “take everything in the Bible at face value”. God likely isn’t going to be impressed at that.
>>218164675If there isn't a God damned bee on top of the helmet controlling him like Ratatouille I don't want to see it.
>>218164622nice of his murderers to show up to his funeral
>>218164659>The AKOTSK decision to have Maekar just say 'fuck no' is just narratively much less interesting.yeah idk what they were accomplishing with this. obviously Maekar would immediately start searching for his lost son and him running off with Dunk would be an obvious explanation. plus Dunk thinks he has nothing to hide so they'd be found quickly. and for what reason, just to have some version of the original scene play out again? if they really are setting up for future drama in season 2, that future drama is just going to be padding instead of something interesting. or alternatively, they just don't address it (which would be stupid) or they have a throw away line about how they got it sorted out, which makes it all even more pointless
>>218164949kekkkkkkkk
>>218164952>Nature would never care about sacrifice.why not. it's transformation of energy from one state to another.
All ESL’s itt need to fucking learn how to write proper English before continuing to shit up our general.
>>218164914>Just because the other Webbers didn't get the castle, doesn't mean their house went extinct.But House Webber also still exists, when Rohanne's Webber cousin would have been out on his ass after her marriage to Eustace, as THEIR kids would have inherited both the Osgrey and Webber lands and titles.So something happened in the last 100 year that resulted in House Webber regaining the Webber lands and titles an House Osgrey going back to a minor landed knight status.
>>218164622bee free beesbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbFXRpGsUIIs Beesbury posting back?
>>218164675looks like a beekeeper
>>218165014Saar please redeem the thesaurus saar
>>218164659A sequel hook was needed
>>218164765>everything the retarded showrunner and HBO shoehorned in, is stupid shit.lyonel moments and maekar with egg and more of the trial fight was kino
>>218165012Does it care right now? You’re implying that nature would approve or disapprove of anything humans do. There’s an intelligence to the magic. Anything that rewards sacrifice and suffering isn’t some good thing to follow. It’s clearly cruel and conditional. Like tossing to a wild animal a piece of raw meat, and hoping for its favor. That animal may or may not hate you, or find you funny, or like a dumb toy to mess with.
Sending my son to sex slave city to make him a better person
>>218165025"Ser Dunk, I'm BIA."
>>218165062Bee-IA
>>218164976>Osgreys are pretty much dead and not mentioned in ASOIAF at all. Think the House died with Eustace.No, House Osgrey is still there as of 300 AC, they're still listed in The Lands of Ice and Fire (2012) and/or The World of Ice & Fire (2014).
>>218165030just because drinking wildfire didn't turn aerion into a dragon that one time doesn't mean it wouldn't work in theory
>>218164982Westeros.org is from Elio and Linda, little bro. It's the next best thing to George. The list it links to is extant houses. If Westeros.org says something, then as far as we (the fans) are concerned it's true until George says otherwise. Eustace fucked her, filled her with baby batter and she pumped out a chequey lion (atleast one) before she was passed over to the Lannisters to pump out golden lions.
>>218164940Empress Theodora was a prostitute known to finger her arse on stage and it didn't do her reputation any harm.
>>218164834
>>218164635Someone has yet to prove that she was really getting the D from other men, there's plenty of "whores" that are just there as support or just company.
it was kino. i reacted like i was in the burlington bar. now I guess they will completely fuck up the second season like all modern shows
>>218164982>Osgreys are extinct.They are still listed in the official books.
>>218165067Oui. Bearer-in-arms.
so wait, dunc is the actual father of the redhead's unborn baby?
>>218165014Wnay ddo you mean sar?
>>218164808egg is a bit undercooked after the first book, guessing this is just set up for another "i don't want to go home, i want to stay with dunk" sequence in season 2i get wanting to flesh out his characterization a bit so instead of being a little know-it-all, we get some immaturity/mischievousness, but accomplishing that by doing a retread of him running away from home is just stupid
>>218165012Causality/evolution is an overly sophisticated blind idiot god. It doesn’t really care about how things turn out as long as things are in balance, that of equilibrium — the only kind of balance to truly exist (equality exists nowhere in nature otherwise). The idea that nature could choose its shape or outcome is certainly interesting, but it leaves open many more implications, like assuming existence is a living, intelligent, directed thing.
>>218165047>lyonelcarried by his actor >maekar and eggmeh, could've done without it desu>trialdunk should've gotten the upperhand once they started scrapping in the mud. they nerfed tv dunk for tension, when in the books the fight became onesided in dunk's favour once the weapons were lost and the brawling began
>>218165120No, I am
so sir dunc is jon snows grandfather? am i getting this right?
>>218165089I love she
>>218165120No
>>218165062He works for the mercenary. The masked man.
>>218165103t. Procopius
So, did Dunc not agree to go with Lyonel because Lyonel was racist against Targgers?
>>218165089my wife is so feisty i love her......
>>218165062Lots of loyalty for a hive drone!
>>218165120Take the time to think about it.DESU I might be talking out of my ass but it's weird she's cheering him on when Raymun's in the field. AND Dunk gave Sweetfoot away which he said he could live off for a year if he sold her.Seriously, probbaly BS...
Is there anything in the books that supports basically anyone being stupid enough to marry a whore?
>just fucked Raymun
>>218165179Yes, tits
>>218164622BEES? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU
>>218164699I'd like to think that Eustace managed to knock Rohanne up. The more likely scenario is some one descended from the female Osgrey line came out of the woodwork and added the name.Same thing happened to the Lannisters way back when the male line died off so the guy who married one of he females just adopted the name.
>>218165131>sudden urge to pop him like a grapeis that a hint that dunc is an ancestor of the hound and the mountain? so who isn't related to dunc? thus far brienne is confirmed, hodor more or less confirmed - who else?
More black and brown characters coming to season 2 Get rekt CHUDS lol
>>218165179Pretty sure Jamies squire starts dating and loving some whore who fucked every soldier in HarrenhalTyrion also married Tysha or whatever her name wasTyrion would have married Shae if he could
>>218165109in episode 1 she and the other redhead whore literally say "dondarrion likes fucking married men's wives, though not as much as likes fucking us"stop the cope nigga she's a whore
>>218164839>dilute their blood by marrying their nobles instead of each other?This practice is what destroyed their dynasty, though.Every time they married eachother they were losing another marriage with a powerful ally.
>>218165212Yes there are several brown characters in that book.
>>218165212so it will be faithful to the books again? stop chudbaiting.
>>218165212My boy Dunk is going to breed all the Dorne sluts.
>>218165131>dunk should've gotten the upperhand once they started scrapping in the mudthen the fight would have been a minute
>>218152756They mostly stuck to the source material. Crazy how that works.
Red was pregnant, but Raymun filled her up with his appleseed and it went into her womb and killed the Dondarrion bastard and settled there instead.
>>218165103She's not forgiven for what she did to Belisarius, thats her legacy, being a huge cunt and impeding the possible restoration of the Roman Empire
>>218165179I remember in the books or was it in Worlds or FaB? that some women are hurriedly wed because they got pregnant.
Not much point readin the books is there given they wont be finished?
>>218164558This is the only reason you got DUNC
>>218165212Hi retard, and yes a redhead girlboss is in the book too kek
>>218165220Banter.
>>218165252anon its about the journey not the destination
>>218165252To be fair someone will finish the books when fat fuck dies
>>218165179Tyrion the little monster would have if Tywin wasnt around
>>218165257Two more months.
>>218165179tyrion, robert baratheon
>>218165257>in the coming months>meme is 10 years oldnice one grandpa
The joke is that Raymun is naive and quite literally not ripe yet. That’s why he marries the first girl that shows him interest. He doesn’t know why he shouldn’t marry the tournament hooker. That’s it. It’s not that deep.
STOP GOONING SER
>>218164839pretty common through out history. Why the current despised British monarchs are German, Ptolemaic dynasty of Egypt was Greek, and Yuan Dynasty of China was Mongol. Those are the ones I can think of quickly.
>>218165212Will the Dornish be med/mena, or have they been retconned to being Black?
>>218165244This bitch is PERFECT. No wonder (((they))) hate red heads
>>218164913that's a leap in logic. could just as easily say Dunk let Baelor fuck him in the ass and that's why Baelor was nice to himi read it as her cheering for Dunk because she can relate to being one of the little people in the orbit of lords and wanted to see a win for their team (even though Dunk's team was stacked with lords).Then Dunk gave Raymun his horse because Raymun was a good friend to Dunk throughout the whole saga for basically nothing in return. He also suspects Raymun's getting cucked because he knows the red haired girl fucked that other lord a few days ago, but knows telling him the truth would just make him sad and it's not like anyone can prove parentage anyway so whatever, best to leave it alone
>>218165252For Dunk&Egg? Each story had a proper ending, so it's not as important as the main books, lol
>>218165214tysha was never a whorethat's the whole point of tyrion's story and why he's now basically the in-universe version of the jokerhis father lied to him and made him rape her and he found out only after he killed tywin
>>218165282It's from 2016?
>>218165212Whiteo*ds ain’t ready for season 2 heheInterracial couples incoming
>Freychads (apparently, though they look like they're doing OK to me) can't get good marriages, because they were founded "only" six hundred years ago, despite being one of the richest houses in Westeros and incredibly powerful >Green Apple Fossoways, who's founder and all "his" heirs were borne by way of a prostitute, can get a marriage to the Tyrells, Hightowers and potentially a second Tyrell marriage in the main bookWow.
>>218165297idk their vaginas are significantly lower temperature than other phenotypes - but whatever you're into pal
>>218165293>let's hire this chick with HUUUUUGE tits and never show them
ONE OF THESE THINGSARE NOT LIKE THE OTHER
>>218165326LOL what the fuck
I thought Westeros was a classist society, was this just something that come during the Mad King's rule? Or Robert's?
>>218165296I have inside knowledge that Zendaya will join the show for season 2
>>218165319I was exaggerating for effect anonBut its at least 2-3 years old at this point
>>218165330This. So much this.
>>218165326Seriously? Is that why they're hornier?
>>218165337left mogging all of them
>>218165348It still is a classist society. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>218165337Yeah that braid on the left is AWFUL
>>218165252The best GRRM book is the one where least things actually happen. He had perfected his style, could still listen to his editor and almost had something to say.
>>218165375
Why is Ryan Condal listed as an executive producer
>>218165393I would assume he became an executive producer.
>>218165214>>218165275>>218165281Tysha is not a whore and I'd prefer if we didn't slander her name.
I said STOP GOONING SER
>>218165362So that anon was at least partially right?
Poo, farting, and prosthetic monster cocks.What an absurd and crude show…
>>218165377Well, Dunk just by being big has won the honour and respect of multiple princes, one of whom is drinking in the muck with the commoners, gets offered a job not just from a prince of the realm, but also the Lord of Storm's End (basically one rung down from being King), he instantly becomes best friends with a Knight from a thousands of years old dynasty, said Knight also marries a prostitute. He seems to have freedom of the castle as well when he's walking around.
>>218165421>coming months>2-3 yearsNo he was not
This really should've been a movie. I understand modern HBO is trash but the network used to be good.
>>218165408Well he doesn’t deserve it
>>218165390She looks like a girl I've seen on Blacked
>>218165438They believe he is an actual knight. Dunk is faking it and making it.
Do redheads seek each other out?
>>218165393>Ryan CondalHoly kek...In January 2026, Martin described his relationship with Condal as "abysmal" and said his disputes over House of the Dragon involved changes from the source material Fire & Blood that he said affected key plot points. Martin said that, after the first season, he received early drafts, gave notes, and saw some changes made, but that "when we got into season two" Condal "basically stopped listening" to him, and Martin was later told to submit notes through HBO rather than directly to Condal. Sources said Martin and Condal's relationship worsened further during a meeting in which Condal presented his plans for season three, after which HBO asked Martin to step back from the series for a period before he was later brought back.
>>218165434shouldn't this be the other way around
>>218165457stop gooing, saar
>>218165323It might have not been made obvious enough in the books but people kinda don't like the Freys.
>>218165469Yes, to unleash their dark magics across the world.
>>218165445But wokeism has lost much of its prominence? Also that doesn't imply it will last only a few months, only that it will begin in a few months.
>>218164601They don't need race. The STRONKWOMAN train is already chugging onward. It wouldn't be that bad in and of itself, but given how they butchered HotD S2 in order to pander to that, I have no faith in the whole Rohanne storyline not being absolutely insufferable.>>218164587Call me a normie but I love when GoT shitposts the credits like that. The Bear and The Maiden Fair was great.
Daily reminder that the casting for The Witcher was unforgivable
>>218165103Don't forget she fucked a goose
>>218165344>>218165366was throwing it out there to see if anyone else had the same experience desu. sample size of only 3 maybe they just werent as into me as the others so the blood wasnt flowing properly
I don't want it to be over bros, I don't want to watch the retarded dragon lesbian show
Will you fools not let me wallow in my anger and sadness? it will be a year hence til we will will see this like again. We are condemned to a mummers farce one of japes. A year of foolish mockery and sordid wretchedness. All that awaits us is nonsense and taooba, that I should live to see such days.
>>218165469I hope they eat each other out too.
>>218165529I mean Rohanne literally does politically outmaneuver Dunk, Eustace and everyone else to get exactly what she wants in the end, and eventually marries into the Lannisters after Eustace dies. Her story as written is unironically a "girlboss" story.
>>218165510>But wokeism has lost much of its prominence?Yet you will cry about everything being woke next time a tv-show comes out with a gay boi or black personSo fucking tired of this gay culture war grift
>>218165534please don't do this ira please
>>218165138Jon's a manlet so no. If somebody is tall in the series it's a 50/50 shot they have some Dunk in them.
>>21816557380 year old cocks dude, 80 year olds
>>218165438>just by being bigThat's the important part.I actually think it's a bit silly story and not in line with the rest of ASOIAF works and the second story with the cute redhead was a huge improvement.
>>218165544Why? hotd will be dumb fun. Threads and memes will be hilarious.
holy shit the threads are fast today.Hedge Knight WON bros, he won!
I just keep watching girls reacting to my knighslop showsI'm a very lonely man, sers.
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
>>218165653I hear there are lots of sapphires there
be friends with someone who hates the targshit like Lyonel, be good. Have a nice week
>>218164829feet please
>>218165691had to believe this skinny twink is one the greatest fighters in the realm
>>218165691a good man, a right man, a drunk man
>>218165633This, the threads will be the usual shitposts and complaintsWebms will be made, memes will be spammed, blackwood vs bracken discourse will go on as usual. /got/ never changes
>>218164558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgGo_a4tgo
>>218165691No wonder the people of the Stormlands love the Baratheons (except for Stannis).
>>218165108>god he's so big and strong.. ngh no gwin.. he looks so shtwupid!!>god I wish she was a fucking ugly nigger hm..... salt beef
>>218165696I prefer meters like the rest of the civilized world.
Maybe the ironborn all have brain damage from partial drowning and that's why they're all retarded.
>>218165475Shan’t be watching
>>218165691
>>218165691and he was a good friend
Is there a webm of Arlan telling the Pennytree story?
>>218165752
>the best thing about HOTD is the memes
>>218165730is this the happiest ending to a season of thrones?
>>218164699Fan castings are so faggy
>>218165691>hand of the king and next in line to the throne literally died in the fight>fight included dude who would take his place in the line of succession>HE RISKED NOTHINGis lyonel retarded? you could say he risked nothing if he went home without a scratch, but clearly he risked SOMETHING given he fucking died. not to mention he stood to gain nothing by participating
>>218165438You're desperately trying to "own" the show by looking for plot holes where there are none and just sound stupid and whiny.
>>218165573That's what I meant with "it wouldn't be bad in and of itself", let's have some redhead broad be an actual player and come up on top, I'm not bothered by that.Just like I wouldn't be bothered with the Dance of the Dragons and multiple influential female character competing for power–and the crown itself–that's actually interesting as a plot.Then they went and they completely fucked HotD S2 because suddenly they're all good intentioned saints wanting to protect the smallfolk, and it's all the stupid petty men's fault.
>>218165062>those hat looking straw hives in the backgroundSting of doom confirmed. Hummmmfrey lives. the ride will never end beebros
Redheads are just peak in ASOIAF
>>218165767lmao
>>218165192>house fossoway of new barrel CANONICALLY descends from a random cuckoo bastard begat upon a whoreNO RAYMUN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MARRY THE FOBIDDEN APPLE
>>218165819It's not the show, it's a problem with the novella. The feeling of the world is totally different.
>>218165782>/our guy/ died in battle>got a retarded bee funeral sceneeven in death, house beesbury delivers
>>218165755I'm pretty sure that's intended to be a legitimate telling.
>>218165296Well you've got the Stone Dornish = WhiteSalt Dornish = Mediterranean Sand Dornish = Black or just really Tan
why are baratheoniggers always rebelling
God bless the redheads
>>218165856>retarded bee funeral sceneHow exactly is bee magic retarded?
>>218165755Also one sided nutrition
We’ve had houses that converted from the old gods to the faith of the seven but are there any houses that converted to the old gods or the drowned god from the faith?
>>218165803>targshit typed thislong live baratheon house
>>218165252Being a bookfag has it's perks like getting pissed off at every inconsistency in the shows. Won't get me started on the inside jokes
>>218165131
>>218165908Indomitable Durrandon spirit
honestly stupid unnecessary changes give me the fear for book 3
>>218165908Their ancestor Durran rebelled against the very gods and won
Isn’t this supposed to be her?
IT’S NOT DUNK ANYMORE! IT’S DUNKIN’!
>>218165846That has nothing to do with my point.
Ruins episode 5
>>218164761No, Baelor was actually immensely politically cunning here:>If Dunk and co. win, then Baelor will be lauded as the champion of the righteous and innocent, and the paragon of knighthood, his reputation strengthened.>If Aerion and co. win, then three Targaryens will have proven themselves victors and great warriors. Bonus points if Baelor would've convinced Aerion to be merciful towards Dunk and not mutilate him.Either way, his family wins. Which is why Lyonel said he was being punished by the gods.
There's no reason they had to make Raymun and Beesbury so cool and meanwhile run Tanselle through the proverbial mud
>>218165755Probably the oily black cursed stone the sea stone chair is made of. The other places it’s seen are the foundation of the Hightower, Asshai and Yeen, the cursed jungle city.
>>218165983fuck off
>>218165093>Eustace watched Dunk fucking her, filling her with baby batter and she pumping out a chequey bastard (atleast one)He was too old, and the show is going to have Dunk fuck Rohanne
>>218165803Gods dont favour frauds. Baelor died because he wore his son's armour. Humpfreys were the real heroes.
>>218165767Why couldn't Raja Rhaegnesh and Robbari Barachandra bond over their shared love of other mens' wives?
>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.My /ss/ Queen
>>218166000This. Digits speak true.
>>218166009>Raymun and BeesburyIs it weird that I don't know who these people are after having watched all six episodes? I know they fought and died in the trial, but can't remember their faces.
>>218165803>>HE RISKED NOTHINGthis speech seemed stupid from the episode trailer but made sense in context. he was basically saying the dunk was moping for the one guy who had almost nothing to worry about when 5 other dudes fought for him knowing they could lose everything and 2 of them did.
>>218165981Too late. They already did that.Kim K should have played Tanselle. Not a nappy-head BLACK mutt.
>>218166000also you are forgetting the fact the beesbury and his cousin died because they both were fighting at the trial for REVEANGE, not for JUSTICE like the gods punished both because their motives werent pure like targ team or help non-profits like Appleboy and Lyonel
>>218166000This. Literally the only way it could've gone wrong... is exactly what happens.
>>218165983Oh god, shes drowning, SOMEONE! HELP HER!
>>218166044yes you're seriously retarded
>>218166057Your wisdom is wasted on these mongoloids, thick as a castle wall the whole lot of them. Mind you, they’re the ones who needed the fact that Dunk wasn’t knighted spelled out for them.
>>218165107never really got a good look at his armor before, but it's interesting how he's not wearing any of the standard targ heraldry
>>218165438Any lord can make a commoner a noble look what Stannis did with Davos. Won't change the fact most people will still see them as a second class citizen.
>>218164940shes so damn pretty, jeez
>>218166000>If Aerion and co. win, then three Targaryens will have proven themselves victors and great warriors.I really don't see how him personally taking the kingsguard out of the fight helps here.
Is Larys Clubfoot a warg?
>>218166070Maybe Harding just wanted justice for his horse
>the gods punish those impure of heart by salying themKnew my boy Aerion didn't do anything wrong. The dragon ought not to have lost.
>>218166119>I really don't see how him personally taking the kingsguard out of the fight helps here.He didn't? You can see in the background he's completely preoccupied by his brother. It's Lyonel and the one eyed guy who take out the Kingsguard.
>>218165469They're a dying breed. Instinct draws them together for survival
>>218166137warg into a pervert
>>218164940And yet the green apple Fossoways are doing just fine
>>218166044Raymun and Lyonel were the two characters who were actually somewhat explained and everyone else just somehow appeared from somewhere and half of them were princes.
>>218166137Yes he wargs into rats.
>>218166070>anime picture>braindead fucking retarded takeevery time
>>218166044Beesbury only had like five seconds of screentime, nothing to really remember there. But Raymun was a pretty major character
>>218166000This is why they put Lyonel's speech into that last episode, because too many people reading the novel missed this point.
>>218166137He was the top greenseeing pervert of his age.
>>218166141nah, they were there for revenge, to restore honor to their house after the defeat
>>218165453what they should have done is added more comfy filler content and stretched it out
>>218166057i agree with the sentiment that Dunk should be equally appreciative of all the dudes who stepped up, especially the others who died, but saying Baelor "risked nothing" when he had more to lose than anyone involved is just retarded. the "his family and kingsguard will go easy on him, he's fine" just makes 0 sense when you're saying that in hindsight and he literally died
>>218166148He did and it was explicitly stated in this episode (which admittedly kinda goes against the last episode depiction since last episode was bad in most possible ways).
>>218166223Only if george writes it, and he doesn't write shitAn encounter with bandits could make for a good 2 episode plot
>>218165633>make show about a war of dragons>there is no war>just lesbian telenovela soap opera
>>218165323Freys are cunts that have betrayed their allies 3 times during Walder’s lifetime alone. They can’t get marriages because an alliance with them is worthless. Also Walder had 50 house members to marry off and most of them are married.
>>218166155I wouldn't be surprised if people couldn't tell the difference between the two branches of the apple tree. They'll still descended from Garth Greenhand like everybody else in the Reach
So, which dragon dances best?
I stopped watching HOTD halfway through S2 after blood and cheese being retarded. QRD to get caught up for S3?
>>218165710the actor is fucking perfect in his rolehis physique needs a few more bricks though
>>218166296caraxes i guess
>>218166257>not one kino battle scene
>>218166296caraxes
>>218165908Soggy socks make them cranky
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>>218165453yeah it's still good as-is but this could've easily been a 2.5 hour movie with only minor changes. probably would've had more hype around it if it did, most people i know still haven't watched it even though they ate up HOTD slop
>>218166231His death was basically a freak accident, the chances of it happening were exceedingly slim, which is part of why Lyonel suggests it was the gods punishing him for trying to cheat their sacred trial.
>>218166254I mean they could run into a young girl looking for her lost cat and it could be a comedic episode with egg and dunk.Just simple side quests.
>>218166369I don't trust modern hollywood to be able to produce a frieren like series
>>218166398good point
>>218165803Lyonel is trying to snap Dunk out of his wallowing by reminding him that Baelor went into the fight with the expectation that nobody could hurt him, while the others like Beesbury and Hardyng and Raymun and Lyonel fought with the knowledge that they were fair game for all 7 aggressors and could easily die - and 2 of them did.
