riding off into the sunset editionprevious >>218166311thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgGo_a4tgo
It's just like the end of Fast and Furious 7...
>>218167924Surprise reveal that Arlan is still alive at the end.Who did he bury then? And why?
>>218167924
sex with baelor
>>218167924>>218167952
>>218167924I really hate the hard 90 degree turn he takes before riding away from Dunk and Egg, like I would've preferred he veered away less sharply and maybe disappeared. Idk why. Anyone else?
Applebros...
What did he mean by this?
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacyandwe did show the catalog what his hand had wrought
Raymun the cuckSteffonchafs won
>>218167842im just sayin, it would be a cool scene if they insert it at the beggining of s2 and then moments before thay ask maekar " and what happened to egg" Then switch to them for the rest of the show
>>218167964he's too pure for that
>>218167964Not after what he did to Beesbury
i wish cersei were my mommy and we were making a little brother for me
>>218167984I’ve long dulled myself to having thoughts on things outside of my control.
>>218167963why couldn't the lord of storm's end afford to get a maester who actually knows his shit?
>>218167984>like I would've preferred he veered away less sharplyi agree>maybe disappearedand you lost me
>>218167963Me when Red said she was pregnant
>>218168008how about the black maester from HOTD
>>218168008He’s not the lord; he’s the heir. His daddy probably wouldn’t front him the cash.
>>218168008saves money
Maekar... had a hard life.
>>218168008Masters just get assigned by the citadel to great houses, they don't control who they get.
So what happened between AKOTSK and GoT that exiled all the black people in Westeros? Was it part of Aegon's immigration plans?
>>218168008They dont get to choose i think. But idk what happens when they get a really shitty one.
First for the /ss/ Queen of Love and Beauty>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.
>>218168043I want maekar's hard cock
>>218168031
>>218168048Based Egg attempting to curb Westerosi neoliberalism.
>>218168017Idk, I was thinking about a tracking shot that goes around them, you see Arlan with them on the one side, and as the camera comes back around he's just gone. Not that he disappears while he's in view.
>Dunk is overBEHOLD ME NOWHonestly I dont give a single shit about HOTD beyond this scene
>>218168031DIE! BLACKFYRE BASTARDS!
>>218168031>played CK GoT mod>won the throne as Daemon Blackfyre, gave the Iron Islands to the Codds, Dorne to the Manwoodys and the Riverlands to the BrackensShit was cash.
mommy
So..... do we know who actually won the tourney of Ashford? I get that the whole thing got overshadowed by the trial of Seven and the death of KIng's Hand but they wouldn't cancel the whole thing outright, right?
>>218167987all actors are fags
If Duncan was never knighted who knighted Egg when he fights in the 4th blackfyre rebellion?
>>218168061Complain to management.
SHHHHGwin is sleepingfucking keep it down
Raymun and Red should appear in a future season, and her hair should be dyed green.
>>218168091Dorne should go to the Yronwoods, or Aemon for total Dornish humiliation. Bittersteel should get the Riverlands.
>>218168095Pretty sure if Donald Trump Jr got assassinated in your event by Eric Trump, that whole event is canceled.
>Samantha Tarly, known as Lady Sam, was a member of House Tarly who wed first Lord Ormund Hightower and later his son, Lord Lyonel Hightower.>Lyonel became Lord of the Hightower at age fifteen, after Ormund was killed at the First Battle of Tumbleton in mid-130 AC. According to Mushroom, Lord Lyonel Hightower was infatuated with his father's widow, who was only two years older than the young lord, but Samantha refused his advances.>During the False Dawn, Lord Corlys Velaryon attempted to make peace between the warring factions. Lord Lyonel initially reacted angrily to the Sea Snake's offer, but Samantha allegedly persuaded her step-son to agree to Corlys's terms by allowing Lyonel to seduce her and promising to marry him if he made peace.>Lord Lyonel announced his intention to marry his father's widow, Samantha Tarly, but the reigning High Septon forbade the union as a form of incest. However, Lyonel kept Lady Sam as his paramour for thirteen years and fathered six children on her.>Relations between the Hightowers and the Faith soured when the High Septon commanded Lady Sam to remove herself from her step-son's bed and take vows as a silent sister as penance. When she refused, he condemned her as a shameless fornicator and forbade her to set foot in the Starry Sept until she repented. Instead, Samantha famously confronted the High Septon, forcing him to relent.>A new High Septon eventually reversed the position of his predecessor, allowing Lyonel to marry Sam, and by the same occasion legitimized their six chidren.>tfw no older Tarly wife
>>218168084Gonna be kinohttps://www.tiktok.com/@draconix.edits/video/7539009851100269846?q=hotd%20season%203%20aegon%20returns&t=1771882529782
>>218168115Bloodraven.
>>218168115Thats the thingthe line of the best knights arent actually knights>Selmy>Dayne>JaimePottery
>>218167993>and>we did show the catalog what his hand had wrought
>>218167954He's supposed to have a strand of silver hair, like an inverse Darkstar.However since wigs are consistently shit in a song of ice and fire joints (cough cough brunette Lannisters cough reusing Viserys' wig from S1 form Rhaegar cough) they decided that hes going gray and to spray that shit on.
>>218168092
>>218168092She’s 25
>My brother's mace, most likely. He's strongStrong you say?
>>218168048Big plague between S1 and S2 of D&E
>>218168095Anon, the entire nameday tourney was ruined.
>>218168043
>>218168145Her children... ARE BASTARDSAnd she is a whore
>>218168152holy shit I thought she was 35. She hit the wall hard! Dunk's actor is 29 and he looks younger than her.
>>218168130I put Bittersteel in the Kingsguard before I thought things through properly.
How well does Raymuns cadet branch of House Fossoway do compared to Steffon's?
>>218168172They both look around the same age
>>218168091is the ck3 one good yet or does everyone still play ck2?
>>218168164what the fuck is her problem
Beneath the Chuck, the Bittersneed
>>218168178In the events of the main series the green apple if married to one of Mace Tyrell's sisters.
>>218168145sex>>218168152i'm older than her, mommy still
>>218168091>Dragons never come back so the Others don’t eitherThe good timeline
>>218168190Just your typical woman having to make everything about herself.
>>218168172british women age horrendously
This show is funnier when you think of in a modern setting where some new guy goes to one of his higher-ups child's birthday party he invited the entire company to attend.
>>218167985It's definitely his.
>>2181681893 is better at this point
>>218168184
>>218168227It's worse actually - she's Irish
>>218168135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6F1O6RcYY
>>218168178the Dondarrion branch* of house Fossoway
>>218168135>>218168066More like this?
Did you like Maekar's post credit scene or should they just have left like pic related?
>>218168240hehe
>>218168225I mean the whole thing was her birthday party, the fact that NONE of it was about her is kind of funny
she has been shitting for 15 years
>>218167924They handwaved it away with humour and are probably never going to adress it again but letting Raymun marry a whore and raise a child that isn't his seems insanely messed up from Dunk
>>218168254We can only hope that this child was one of the many victims of the Great Spring Sickness.
>>218168236
>>218168205>Raymun, I think it's time for baby number 7
>>218168227I mean this chick looks like she's 25 and she's 38
>>218168190Problem? I think it was very nice of her.
>>218168259The book version is much better
>>218168259it's hard to hate it cause i laughed and like maekar's actor but they have some explaining to do season 2 cause this is a change i don't like and need to know why it was made
>>218168205This photo excites me more than if she had appeared naked on the show
>>218168259the original is way betterthe pregnant silence after Dunk tells him the truth about his sons is what makes the whole sceneMaekar just sort of ignoring that remark was a mistake in the show
>Raise egg to be honorable >he goes mad anyway The maesters are right, draginspawn madness is bred in the womb
>>218168259There is nothing wrong with the show version. And Maekar's reaction was funny.
>>218168285it happens alot in westeros, aegon the conqueror was infertile
>>218168259>Daeron never slept in a ditch, I'll wager.Yeah i'd take that bet
>>218168184>"Did you and Baelor have fun at the tourney? How did your boys do?">"Dad... um... promise you won't get mad.">"...What did you do.">"It wasn't my fault! There was a hedge knight and he hit Aerion and then he challenged him to a trial by combat but Aerion made it a trial by seven and...">"What happened...">"...IhitBaelorwithmymaceandkilledhim. BUT IT WASN'T EVEN THAT HARD!"
I like Maekar, but I can't take him seriously ever since I learned he jobbed to the fucking Peakes
>>218168322yea, they really toned down the sex since early GoT
>>218168236Nigga he slept with her just that night, there's no way it's his.
>>218168333We don’t know the circumstances around Summerhall
Now that the dust has settled Who had the most /fa/ armor in the entire franchise?
>>218168355Maekar looked for a reason to die ever since he became king. When he heard that the Peakes were throwing a rebellion party, Maekar sprinted over there and tried to jump under every rock they threw.
I can only hope for Raymun's sake that kid was a daughter.
>>218168358He’ll have more kids with her it’s not like she’ll cuck him every time. Also it might even be a girl
>>218168282Imagine being Dothraki horse lord coming to her in sea of grass
>>218168355I have seen people think that is just suicidal Maekar taking the opportunity to get killed.
>>218168333>"Uh actually he did it because of mysterious magic reasons that had some bearing on the fate of the world. I'll explain later."You don't hate George enough
>>218168375Tywin's Lannister armour + red sash combo is /fa/
>>218168136https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7wwitht he hightower music, it goes way harder
>>218168375GoT S1 Loras
>>218168375Something like this imowould like better pics of most of them
>>218168396
>>218168375Mace Tyrell and his chainmail sweater.
An incestuous targshit alien would never be the dad who stepped up for his sex worker wife's baseborn son.
>>218168358the apple seed is strong
>>218168357Blame the woke fags at HBO. Whenever something gets popular, they need to shitify it. That's why GoT from Season 1-3 was the show's peak. Then season by season it got shittier. Red wedding episode caused normies to tune in. Before that it was just the weird medieval TV show that had boobs and dragons. It would literally be a meme if a hot girl was casted they were going to show their tits.
>>218168411
>>218168375I tought it was too edgy and impractical at first but it grew on me.
>>218167924What did Dunk taught us?
>>218168289>>218168358I can't believe you niggas doubt the potency of Apple-boy's seeds. I have little doubt.
>>218168353Daeron has random flashback to watching Bittersteel, Bloodraven, Baelor, Maekar, Daemon training in the red keep
>>218168375Steffon
>>218168189I only play the CK2 version. The CK3 one takes a while to update and you need submods to make it more enjoyable.
>>218168417why did they have him wrapped in a table cloth instead of him having a majestic long red cloak with golden lion buckles that drapes over the back of his horse?
>>218168375is his helmtet a pot of honey or a beekeeper?
>>218168158
>>218168375>and whoo are youu that I should buzz soo loww
Steffon Fossoway brown of hairRaymun Fossoway brown of hair_____ Fossoway... red of hair
>>218168435I remember the OG Daenerys got fired because she didn't want nudity so they scrapped all her scenes and refilmed with Emilia Clarke who was an unknown and fine with nudity then in the later season Emilia Clarke got big headed and wanted to stop nudity.
>>218168459I for one am delighted the writers remembered to resolve the plot line of Random Whore #12
>>218168375>You best BEEware apple boy!I will never not imagine that all Beesburys just constantly make bee jokes.
>>218168255Others I foundAegon IV (14) /Falena Stokeworth (24)Viserys II (13) /Larra Rogare (20)Jon Snow (16) /Ygritte (19)Rogar Baratheon (32) /Alyssa Velaryon (42)Jason Lannister (15) /Marla Prester (30)
>>218168458make your own story
>>218168401is this blooper or AI?
>>218168499her ass was so fucking fat..
>>218168136that was me aha you can even hear my ac in the background
>>218168496>a child who came from a mother with blond hair who comes from a family with blond hair as blond hair???>HE MUST BE A BASTARD OF INCEST THERES NO OTHER EXPLANATIONI mean he was right but thats a real leap in logic there Ned.
>>218168496Someone post that Ned and Circe meme with their kids.
>>218168499>in the later season Emilia Clarke got big headed and wanted to stop nudity.It was the same season they killed off the OC porno actress character they hired just to give naked exposition, it was part of a broader move away from the fucktons of nudity that had become a meme at that point.
>>218168135Yeah, yeah.But who was the biggest cunny enjoyed that actually got away with marrying his loli?
>Hey anon! How does my outfit look?
>>218168512Jon's attracted to redheads because he developed an Odiepus Complex from Catelyn.
>>218168512>Jason Lannister (15) /Marla Prester (30)FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>218168551>>218168496
>>218168496>_____ Fossoway...Red named the child Manfred Dondarrion Fossoway. After her good friend.
as an ASOIAF show this was pretty good, but by the time episode 6 was over the "this is a 100% faithful adaptation we're not like the other shows" meme fell apart
And now we'll never see Raymun again. Good riddens to that cuck I say!
I am your man. Please. Your man.
>>218168592But this pic prove he is right
>>218168540its a behind the scenes leak
>>218168512>>218168135>turned 32 this year>still have a mommy fetishthis just never goes away, huh?
>>218168499>I remember the OG Daenerys got fired because she didn't want nudityIf that was the case they probably wouldn't hire her in the first place
>>218168375i like Dunk's simple design
>>218168499>then in the later season Emilia Clarke got big headed and wanted to stop nudity.Absolute headcanon, she literally gets naked in S6.
>>218168567Slampigbut would be wife material if she lost some weight
>>218168549Everyone make way, we have a real eugenist here
>Crow starts cawing right before EGG runs away with Dunk Well at least they can tie it in with Bloodraven letting Egg stay with Dunk in The Mystery Knight
>Lady Walda is a Frey, and she has a fertile feel to her. I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife. The two before her never made a sound in bed, but this one squeals and shudders. I find that quite endearing. If she pops out sons the way she pops in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons. Ramsay will kill them all, of course. That's for the best. I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood, and boy lords are the bane of any House. Walda will grieve to see them die, though.
>>218168653>dude everything is le bloodravenstfu
>>218168600I'm sure in a future season Dunk and Egg will stop into Cider Hall then the true father will be revealed.
>>21816856730 more pounds and she'd be perfect
GET UPBECOME DUNCAN THE TALL
>>218168459Now that I think about, since we are getting Lady Web in the next season, are there any gingers in book 3?
hang on, in novella 2 we explicitly hear that Maekar gave his son instructions and emergency equipment, how the fuck are they going to spin this shit with show Maekar refusing to let Egg go and Maekar's actor not being in s2? methinks the showrunners did not think this through very well
>>218168499Merchant has done plenty of nude scenes pre and post GOT. She was interviewed a few years back and just said she wasn’t all that interested in the character and was fine with being recast.
Baelor was 47, a fuckin kid
>>218168567Literally built for breeding
>>218168375>>218168511>Be Jaehaerys I>Whore daughter fucked Braxton Beesbury (and moon boy for all you know)>Call Beesbury into the throne room>Did you fuck my stupid whore daughter?>"I can't BEElieve these accusations! You must have BEEn misinformed">She already confessed to it. I'm having your tongue and nose cut off and your legs and arms broken>"BEE reasonable! That's so harsh I might as well be BEEheaded!">Holy shit this is annoying, you know what, why don't you go for trial by combat?>"Sweet, which one of these old fucks do I need to BEEat?>Me, you insufferable shit>Cut him to ribbons in single combat>Raise his visor to put your sword through his face>"Oh no! I've BEEn defeated!">mfw
>>218168671Roose, please.
>>218168665>aaaargh noo not the previously established sybolism!>Raven Ravenson McFakeOdin the Ravenmancer being associated with ravens makes my head hurt!
>>218168637My lords... I regret to inform you Emily Carey has cut her hair
>>218168685He should be 39
>>218168665No need to seethe
>>218168708...Shame...
Is it adaptable?
>>218168707>DUDE LE WARG
>>218168681George was involved with the show, as he always is at the start. If he spazzes out during his next blog then we’ll know they snuck that change in while he was on the toilet.
>>218168008Because one who knows his shit won't write the prescriptions for party drugs Lyonel wants.
>>218168708Gods be good...
>>218168616less of a mommy kink for me and more of wanting to be a young stud giving it to the hot older girls and teachers from schoolor the fantasy of that supermodel or actress you had a crush on somehow actually fucking you
>>218168708cunt
If the Targaryens still had dragons, could they have named one as their choice for the trial of seven?
>>218168665>>dude everything is le bloodraven everything is le bloodraven
>>218168708Unless it was for a role, why would you?
>>218168708oh dear baelor, WHY. wtf
>>218168665Reminder that Bloodraven orchestrated the entirety of Robert's Rebellion and the subsequent War if the 5 Kings just to draw Fake Aegon out of hiding and curb stomp Blackfyre shits once more
>>218168549bobby b was virile as fuck so it was the lack of dark hair that convinces him, plus all the other jon arryn stuff
>>218168726I never noticed Rhaegar’s white hair in this artAnd their weapons are sort of positioned weirdly
>>218168748Aerys named his champion Wildfire and made Brandon watch his father get burned alive.
>>218168726>Robert wait! The song of ice and fire pr-ACK!It could work.
She would never cheat on her husband
>>218168708hollywood ruins another one
>>218168748i dont think they can knight a dragon
>>218168748It would be awkward when the Seven empower the other side into slaying the dragon.
why did George say the finale was his favorite episode
>>218168665Look mate, you don’t create a time-travelling wizard if you don’t plan on having that time-travelling wizard be at the root (hah!) of every action.
>>218168048I was pleasantly surprised at how basically non-existent black people were in AKOTSK. You had Tanselle, who was Dornish, that one prostitute, who might have been Dornish, and a few background extras.
>>218168768bruh fuck you I can't unsee it now
>>218168764Based uncle bloodraven
>>218168764
>>218168708GODS BE GOODNo such tragedy since Baelor got his head smashed in
>>218168787nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play basketball
>>218168726>Is it adaptable?No. The dynamic between Rhaegar and Lyanna, with everyone we know about them, makes them out to be morons one way or another. But Hollywood would never portray that accurately and they'd probably 'fix' it by portraying Robert as some rapist chud retard. It'd suck.
>>218168772which was really the tipping point for everyone ditching house Targaryen, even Maegor wouldn't have done something that retarded
>>218168567Hoping ozempic doesn't get to her. She looks perfect chubby, more perfect if she get a little chubbier
>Maekar going after Egg>Blackfyre rebellion flashback>pirates shenanigansHow else can the pad out season 2?
>>218168692GODS I miss Beesbury posting
Applesauce
>>218168708Jesus wept
>>218167924It's funny how religious this show can be sometimes. Arlan was there guiding Dunk in spirit, and now that he has Egg he knows it is time to leave.
>>218168833More young flashbacks of Dunk with Arlan.
>>218168833Theyre going to Dorne, so sandsnakes 2.0 probably
>>218168671>>218168828
>>218168833There's only going to be 6 episodes what are going to do for the sworn sword there is barely anything there.
>>218168776This is what Eddard saw when he came back to the Riverlands from the rebellion
>>218168597desu we knew that at the very beginning when dunk started shidding himself
>>218168776those balloons don't look as big they were supposed to be
>>2181688331 episode in Dorne with Tanselle1 episode entirely dedicated to the rebellion
>>218168833Maekar actor confirmed he's not in S2, and they're already filming it.
>>218168815George made a fine enough job with that in book one.
>>218168833>oldtown flashback>training/recruiting montage with the osgrey smallfolk>dunk/arlan/bennis flashback>lengthen dunk's fight with the longinch>gratuitous sex scenes with rohannethey've got options
>>218168653Kek it's true, fucking bloodraven.
So what was the thing that was supposed to make ''right wing incels'' such as myself mad at Raymun?>knighted and fought on the winning side in the first trial of seven in a hundred years>beat the seeds out of his rotten and wormy cousin>slightly too long and awkward hug from best friend>new sigil and the funds to start a lucrative business oportunity with his new cadet branch>new cute horse who likes apples>succubus wifeAm I supposed to be mad at this? Because I'm not.
>>218168164I love the guards' blank stares. They don't get paid enough to give a shit.
>>218168907Apparently it's a right wing chud thing to be against parenthood entrapment, something that people for the past 200 years have agreed is a horrible thing to do to another person. Especially if it's also not their child and they're not aware of it.
>>218167924What a good show. Started a little rocky, but it redeemed it self quick.Now it's time to wait for HotD and be disappointed again.
the last shot before the maekar goof shit was so kino it was getting to me
>>218168815Lyanna rejected Robert because of his whoring. It doesn’t make sense that she’d run away with a married man unless she fully bought into Rhaegar’s prophecy shit. Either she did it willingly or Rhaegar basically manipulated her, because he needed to produce Jon Snow.
>>218168708
>>218168907normal people don't marry used whores
>>218168870Ned sailed straight from King's Landing to White Harbour, then called Catelyn and Robb to Winterfell. That's why she was pissed to discover another baby in her son's nursery.
>>218168907He's the apple that stepped up
>>218168902>seven save you bothI'm surprised he worship the 7.
>>218168833Egg gets an iPad.
>>218168907because of the redpill alot of incels and i'd say "some" rightwingers are against marrying mothers and are against men raising other men's sonsbut honestly i expected them to make raymun gay
>>218168902
>>218168907You're meant to be made chud, a boss babe slayer queen who doesnt confirm to the hierachy of medieval times managed to land a minor noble as a husband in a couple of weeks by riding him like a dornish prostitute DESPITE carrying another mans child. Wow. Inspiring. My own whorish decisions are heckin' validated now
>Valarr just fucking dies next yearWhat a waste
>>218168748Dragons can't joust, so don't think so.
>>218168665bloodraven predicted this.
All men are knights, and all men are foolsAll women are queens, and all women are whores
>>218168637>lost some weightheathen
>>218168902>baldravenBrynden... Bro.
>>218168907Its cause he marries a pregnant hooker and he's too dumb to realize that the jid is obviously not his. He literally got cucked
>>218168934>. It doesn’t make sense that she’d run away with a married manHard disagree.
>>218168708oh the others fucking kill me
>When even HBO's faggot ass puts you on notice
>>218168902lmao at Crakehall laughing his ass off in the back
>>218168708SEVEN FUCKING HELLS
>>218168934Married man who was the prince of the realm and could make girls cry with his singing. Baratheonfags cope.
>>218168943>normal people don't marry used whoresAnon... what do you think the average women in 2026 is?
Bloodraven? He fucking won
>>218168726both bookfags and showfags already know all the twists and revalationslet it go
>>218168290Huh, the apple on Raymun's shield was green there. Weird they decided not to call attention to it until after the fight was over.
>>218168977Bloodraven not only killed his dad, but also his unborn twins, and only then did he kill him and his brother. Not to mention marrying his widow to Maekar’s son. KWAB
>>218168934she could just be a hypocrit
>>218168902How can you not love this guy? He's a riot.
>>218168907This may be hard for you to believe but if you went out into the street and picked 100 people at random, and asked each of them "do you think it's okay for a woman to get impregnated by one man, and then convince another man the child is his so they should get married?" and 99 of those people would tell you that's hideous behavior. You don't need to be a chud to think it's hideous behaiovr.
>>218169000>heh well you see, dunk was never knighted, and I wrote him to be the bestest knight in the whole wide nine kingdoms, so really, im just like dunk
>>218168726no but neither is the conquest and they are going to try to do it anyways
>>218168665Bloodraven killed Robert by warging that boar
>>218168907You know how houses Roxton and Plumm are forever tarnished by the rumor that they descend from other men's bastards?The green apple fossoways are now like that.
>COUNTRY ROAD...
>>218168285Well how would Applenigga not know she's the camp whore? Doesn't make sense.
>>218169020>refuses to marry you, have your kids, and will fuck other men and possibly your chad big brother
>>218169020...the cuck chair
>>218169053This Bloodraven fellow sounds like a real jerk
Baelor Targaryen, whatever happened there
Lady Penny Jenny Fossoway of New BarrelEach child darker than the one before
>>218169010and there is a reason marriage statistics are trending down
>>218169050His self-insert character is Daemon Targaryan Edgy Best KnightBest DragonBest Sword Fucks his nieceGRRM even admits Daemon is his favorite.
>>218169020At least she knows spells and salves to cure the STDs she infects him with.
>>218169062>>possibly your chad big brother???
>>218169077main character syndromeso smart and wise but refused to consider how important he wasanother targ crakkker down
>>218169077Whatever happened there?! This kinslaying cocksuckah killed him without any provocation whatsoever.
>>218169101just complete conjecture about Shiera sleeping with Daemon and everyone except bittersteel
>>218169077The hive sends their regards.
>>218169075No it was necessary for the sake of the realm >>218168764
>>218168145>we all had her, but he married her
>Baelor gets a funeral>Beesbury gets a funeral>Hardyng doesn't get anythingwhy did they do him dirty like that
>>2181690772hot2live
>>218169092he's kind of worse than Daemon Blackfyre in almost every way
>>218169134isn't Daemon's onitis Daenerys? Her getting married to the prince of Dorne was the reason he called for the Rebellion.
>>218168681it was a really bad joke, not funny and just causes narrative confusion, some really strange writing decisions in the season
>>218169155There was so space for him and the bee-casket, hope you understand
What kind of apple are you?
>>218169155Hardying was probably in the same funeral as Beesbury. Hardying was Beesbury's brother in law
>>218169020Egg didn't like her too much>Duncan: You've known queens and princesses. Did they dance with demons and practice the black arts?>Aegon: Lady Shiera does. Lord Bloodraven's paramour. She bathes in blood to keep her beauty.
>>218169190No it wasn’t
>everyone who took part in the trial is visibly injured the next day and limping aroundNot very consistent with established canon.
>>218169190Daemon's rebellion happened 8 years after Daenerys' marriage, it wasn't the main reason, the singers just used that angle because tragic romance as a cause for war makes for good entertainment
>>218169092>Best SwordLamentation is cooler
How did the worst aspects of A Knight of the 9 Kingdoms ended up surpassing HotD at its highest point?
>>218169222Clearly died and got replaced with a faceless man
>>218169222All the worse considering right after Arya took a swim in a river of piss and shit.
>>218169190He rebelled a full decade after her marriage.Personally think that the entire romance is an after-construct by bards.
Which retard approved this as the credits song for the finale?
>>218169240It was made by people who gave a shit about the setting. Sara Hess didn't even watch the GOT show before making HotD
>>218169240Because it makes sense and the characters all have positive and negative aspects to them. HoTD was Rhaenyra cheerleaders telling her to go to war and Rhaenyra never making a mistake it's all the men around her's fault. If Sarah Hess was writing Cersei she was never an evil women it's all Joffrey and Robert's fault.
>>218168983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdyXKJ8NcNI
>>218169268both intro and outro songs were very out of placeI thought I had torrented a bad file
>>218169240Better casting.Better costumes.Better music.Better action.Better camera work.Good, simple story with a strong moral message.
>>218168902I gotta say, even as a Bittersteel fan, Bloodraven won me over a bit in this story. Dude saw this Blackfyre Rebellion was utterly shit and just decided to have a good time fucking around until it basically foiled itself.
bros...
>>218169190Maybe but DaemonB had like 9 kids with the same woman after he was told he couldn’t fuck Daenerys anymore, also that was like a decade before he rebelled
>>218169263kek
>>218168928>>218168952>>218168975>>218168990>>218169036Great spring sickness of 209 AC that kills ValarrTRVST the PLVN
>>218169301
>>218169301I can't believe you faggots are still obsessed with this faggot
>>218169240Its rather simple really, all the loudest dumbest lick arse writers and creators utilized the 48 laws of power to make it onto the HoTD production team, leaving all the cool and based creators to work on Dunk.
>>218169150After that long hug I was worried he might be gay like Twitter said, then Red appeared.
>>218169293I almost wiped the record scratch from my mind.Hollywood really has no idea what to do when handed a good thing anymore.
>>218168632If you're a big fuck you don't need fancy armor to look fly as hell. But if you're lord Humfrey you can't just bee urself.
>>218169301>Crown.jpg awfully shopped inkek
>>218169222they didnt have any stew
>>218168934>Teenage girl does dumb shit cause an emo pretty boy said the right wordsTruly, such a concept strains the suspension of disbelief.
Why haven't we seen a single person weird a claymore or zweihander in any of the shows yet?
>>218169371zweihs are more battlefield crowd control
>>218169319I was happily surprised they added his gray streak of hair. They should've given him a mixed caramel hottie instead of a full on monke though.
>>218169371Too overpowered.
>>218169345Grok really wants him to have a beard. I can't help but agree.
>>218169371Im not even sure they've discovered trebuchets yet
>>218169416All art of Aegon depicts him as clean shaven thoughbeit
>>218169301>cavillistas
>>218169428Jaime threatens to use a trebuchet to launch Edmure's son over the Riverrun walls
Hi chat
>>218169307>DaemonB had like 9 kids with the same womanI wonder how she felt about Bittersteel after he kept getting her kids killed.
>>218169450Mfw I send a picture of my stinger to Raymun Fossoway's wife.
>>218167903 MIGRATE
>>218169268At least we can now say aSoIaF and Mad Men have at least one shared soundtrack choice
>>218169446Man this Jaime character sounds like a real jerk
>>218169450he’s supposed to be dead
>>218168259It's honestly even WORSE that they didn't have Maekar give consent in the show than like the did in the book. In the book Dunc's comments about Daeron & Aerion Maekar can wave off saying 'nah they're just bad apples'... but adding in a scene where Maekar literally sees his last son on the path to derangement by having him watch Egg walk up to Aerion with the knife is irrefutable evidence Targ upbringing is fucking up his sons and something has to change before Egg is ruined also.Would've made even more sense Maekar gave Egg to Dunc after witnessing the madness pop up in his last son firsthand, but now his apparent refusal makes him look like a retarded jackass.
what is the correct form of address to the hand of the king anyway
>>218169431Art depicts him with a beard later in life.And if we're going with Cavill, it'd be stupid to portray him as a twenty something. He's too old. Also a beard would help sell him as Aegon the Conquerer and not Henry Cavill as Aegon the Conquerer. It's a problem we already have with Matt Smith.
>>218169577My Lord Hand.
>>218169577My lord hand
>>218169577Lord Hand
>>218169577Your Handyness
Re-reading The Hedge Knight and another thing the show kind of missed the mark on was Dunk & Ser Arlan were always bathing yet in the show it’s kind of emphasized that Dunk is smelly and dirty and Ser Arlan looked pretty dirty and rough for the most part, aside from when he had finished fucking.
>>218169577>>218169635>>218169638>>218169650kek.But yeah, it would follow the same rules as real life. Speaker of the house would be adressed as My Lord Speaker for example.
>>218168655> I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood,Wasnt he like 40? That entire situation with Roose being fine with Ramsay killing his legitimate kids was retarded. I kinda get it that he didnt get rid of him after Domeric, but the moment he married his frey slampig he should flay the little cunt.
>>218169490bee dead
>>218169490What is Beesbury may never die, but only buzzes again, harder and stronger.
>>218169450Did they use real honey for the mustache?
i've just personally heard from george that bran alters the past so that Robert's rebellion fails and Jon (Aegon) marries Arya
