bad egg

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First for best girl

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FUCK THAT
AND FUCK YOU
I POSTED FOR YOU
GWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGS
WE POSTED FOR YOU
YOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIAL
HE RISKED NOTHING
and the gods dont favor a fraud

You guys tricked me. The dunk & egg saga isn’t even fully fucking written, I just finished The Mystery Knight.

>Dunk wants to help Egg become a better man than Aerion or Daeron
>Ends up worse than either

>>218176169
>grrm
>fully fucking written
pick one

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total targ termination

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>>218176157

>>218176157
too dumb to be a tomboy…

>>218176163
kek

>>218176169
No one in the year 2026 could possibly complain they weren't warned that a George RR Martin series was unfinished.

>>218176129
What was the purpose of naming the series "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" and the big twist reveal being that there are nine kingdoms? Was this supposed to be relevant to the story in any way?

What did Dunk do after Summerhall?

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>>218176169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgGo_a4tgo
welcome to the suffering ser

>>218176211
It revealed Ira Parker is a hack. There are in fact not nine kingdoms.

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What she wanted
>G: The prince's sons are missing... probably dead.
>D: Now what kind of thing is that for a maiden to say?
>G: How do you know I'm a maiden?
>D: Well... you are highborn and it's only proper.
>G: And what might a hedge knight know of what's proper?
>D: I know it's not polite for a proper lady to talk about dead princelings and the like.
>G: It's to be my nameday. I'm allowed to say whatever I want, like a Queen.
>D: You're not a Queen. You're a Lord's daughter.
>G: My Lord father said I'm to be the Queen of Love and Beauty. Many knights have already asked for my favor.
>Gwin steps closer to run a finger down Dunk's chest
>G: Wouldn't you like to have it... my favor I mean.

What she got
>D: ..... huh?

>>218176207
My local independent bookstore has a little note on the GRRM shelf warning that he hasn't published a main series book since 2011

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You reckon we can get the Bracken twink back to play Daemon II?

>>218176211
martin loves to subvert shit, dunk is not a knight yet he's the truest knight, deeds mater more than your titles, it's 7 kingdoms but it's really not

>>218176233
shes too short for dunk

>>218176224
>A true knight always finishes a story.

For me it feels more like the showrunner poking fun at GRRM. Maybe that's what the fat fuck needs, someone that doesn't suck his dick at every turn.

>>218176163
kek

How crazy am I for considering a trip to the UK (from Canada) to see the Mad King play?

>>218176207
Everyone talks about summerhall this, summerhall that, which is obviously the ending. I figured the knight of the seven kingdoms was the full contained story. No one mentions the fucking she-wolves of winterfell

>>218176211
Promotes twitter discussion of the show

>>218176229
>There are in fact not nine kingdoms
it's been a highly debatable point of contention for 20 years

>>218176233
Dunk really should have fucked her real quick before dipping out with Egg. Not like he can get in any more trouble at that point.

>>218176267
There's meant to be 12 Dunk and Egg books, lol.

>>218176261
i mean that could be one of the last things the fat man writes

>>218176256
it's obviously him poking grrm, but it also works for Dunk and his story, constantly question himself for not knowing his place and not being a knight, go make your story

>>218176211

What are the two other kingdoms?

>>218176298
>Lord Ashford's daughter fucks her knights!

>>218176211
There aren't. The Crownlands aren't a kingdom and the Riverlands and Iron Islands are the same kingdom.

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>>218176157
>trail

>>218176329
The nine kingdoms are:

>Dorne
>Reach
>Westerlands
>Stormlands
>Crownlands
>Riverlands
>Iron Islands
>Vale
>North

>>218176338

She's a maiden. Show some respect

>>218176350
>poverty islands
>kingdom
sure thing kraken bro

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Most beautiful girls to ever live?

>>218176229
>Letting the Ironshits keep claim on the Riverlands
Since the Crownlands are a crock of shit made up by Aegon and don't count, I'd say we can split the difference at Eight Kingdoms. However, that would dishonor the Seven, so instead we must simply genocide the Ironborn and place a bunch of whatever leaves Asshai such an irradiated hellhole spread throughout the Iron Islands.

i always thought there were 8 kingdoms in westeros cause of bobby b, and they just call it seven cause of andal shit

>>218176233
All women are whores.

>>218176363
based. i call dibs on Red Rain and Nightfall

>>218176355
Not for fucking long if Dunk ever comes back through Ashford.

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>>218176129

>>218176233
And this is why we really shouldn't shit on writing staff as much as we do.
This fag really thought he wrote something hot and worth reading and it's just his best AI randomized hentai porn text presented completely sincerely.

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How do the iron islands exist if they have to kill for everything

>>218176385
>couldn't get Rafe
>couldn't get Tanselle
>couldn't get Rohanne
What makes you think he can get Gwin?

>>218176406
we shall return one day

>>218176383
can't believe the iron islands has the most valyrian steel weapons and shit than any other kingdom

>>218176418
pov: you're an anon of house beesbury

>>218176338
in Mystery Knight the 15 year old girl is getting married off to a 50 year old man because she was caught by the entire household fucking one of the cooks, her entire body covered in flour

>>218176418
this made me laugh too much

>>218176418
They actually sow, they just feel aggrieved about it and chimp out every now and then

>>218176418
Iron islanders not having been genocided centuries ago when everyone around them both hates them and is much more powerful is the big mystery of Westeros.

>>218176449
>I cant believe the people that constantly steal have things

>>218176234
Lel

>>218176412
better than you that's for sure

>>218176483
fair point
i can't believe the other kingdoms let them get away with stealing stuff

>>218176483
the ironborn are truly the niggers of westeros

>>218176163
good

>>218176505
also in book 3 we hear that Stark and Lannister are getting some men together to fight them (separately)

>>218176363
Only Cersei was based enough to suggest this

>>218176478
specially tywin
>oops sorry your grace it seems i, by accident, eliminated the entire island of savages that kept raiding my fucking shores
you think either aerys or bobby would care?

>>218176424
He had all those in the bag, it's not his fault some twats keep fucking his game up with their bullshit.
>Rafe was down with the childhood friend romance until Alistair shivs her in the throat
>Tanselle was down with the awkward meet cute until Aerion breaks her fingers and she has to GTFO Doge
>Rohanne was fucking fiending to climb that elm tree until that two inch shorter sack of shit Lucas Longinch put Dunk in a coma. She was still down to fuck afterwards, but Dunk respects marital vows.

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>a true knight always finishes a story

*looks at GRRM*

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What was the moment in the show where he shifted from beloved character to meme dwarf?

>>218176566
Dunk has taken a vow of chastity.
Please understand.

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Dunk no!

>>218176575
The same time as everything else went to shit. When he killed his father.

>>218176575
Smash the beetles

>>218176575
when he mets dany

>>218176478
Why didn't they just forcibly move them to the east coast, not like the North uses theirs, and have them raid and rape the coasts of Essos instead.

>>218176591
Cutting off her nipples was a bold character turn. I think his head injury made him unstable

>>218176380
And all women are ladies.
When Chads are concerned.

>>218176591
I promise you they are not keeping this. I will eat a shoe if it happens this way in the show.

>>218176583
Didn't stop him from fucking Old Nan when she was still young and fertile Nan or whatever girl on Tarth Brienne's descended from.

>>218176571
this was Ira saying, either you finish the story or ill finish it for you

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>>218176591
>”dunk no”

>>218176575
>i am the gift

twittertards are acting like it was always the case that maekar did not consent to egg going. I do not know why they cannot just accept that ira made a change here. not even like its an awful one either. being delusional is just stupid

>>218176607
>have them raid and rape the coasts of Essos instead
They already do that. George really should have put a fucking Suez canal or some shit in the Neck, because the West Coast has a ton of valuable shit the Essosi would love to get their hands on but they've gotta fucking sail all the way around Dorne to get it.

>>218176591
We better get a smash cut of Dunk bending Rohanne over his knee and slapping her ass

>>218176651
Same niggas take the house of the dragon as the “true” story when the whole point of the book was its history where you have two conflicting sides trying to make eachothers look bad so you have to take it all with a pinch of salt

Also it’s just retarded. Nobody recorded the history of that old bitch breaking through the floor with her dragon in the midst of thousands of people during Aegons drowning and killing hundreds of civilians?

Nobody thought this was something to demonise the blacks over?

Stannis is going to win the battle of ice and become lord of the seven kingdoms and take danny as his queen

>>218176565
The Reach houses would also love to end the ironcucks forever and the Redwyne fleet alone is more than enough to overpower them in naval combat.

>>218176651
Once you accept black velaryons you are vaxxed boosted and hypnotized

>>218176495
Again this is why we need to give paid writers more respect.
This anon typed out "I know you are but what about me" and thought it was worth posting possibly thinking it was witty enough to get paid with a single (You).

>>218175984

Gwyn Ashford is a literal child, it’s frightening that her father wanted to advertise her as a sexual object for men to want to pursue

>>218176700
A biofoid made this post. A stink vagina-haver.

I would want to be House Beesbury if I was in westeros, but I also do not want to get murdered by a knight of the kingsguard

How many swords is Gwyn worth anyways?
A Targaryen bride is good for at least 10k.
Surely Gwyn is worth 2k or so.

>>218176478
There was that one Lannister chick who in the aftermath of the Dance landed an army on the Iron Islands and just started fucking cleaning house, captured a greyjoy and had him neutered to serve as a fool for her son. Shame she didn't manage to finish the great work.

Baelor was cool but he low key deserved ri die by abusing the faith of the system by fighting the kingsguard who can’t fight back and holding back his brother knowing his bro wouldn’t try to hurt him either

>>218176651
it's pathetic, ira himself has already said it was different in the books
"and they will have to deal with the repercussions" in the show, whatever that means

>>218176736
An actual lore-backed strong female character and she's made no appearance in the show.

Tells you the prejudice the writers have because the Lannisters are right wing and blonde.

This world is a very funny thing if you really sit down and think about it. Millions of people around the world are eagerly waiting the day a fat man relases wind.

Wiping out the ironborn would be like wiping out the Scandinavians.

It would be easy, but nobody wants to do that because they're a cool cultural curiosity that we like to keep as pets.

Dunc canonically raped a 14 year old in the north which is fucked up

>>218176757
>whatever that means
Guessing it involves a clout in the ear.

>>218176169
The fat man claims that the next two books in the series are basically done but that could mean anything

>>218176674
Those dumbfucks also think the Hightowers got wiped out completely and that's why they don't really appear in GOT, instead of it being that once the unilateral power lended to them by dragons was removed from the Targshits and they actually had to play nice with the noble houses of Westeros, the Hightowers went back to their time honored tradition of chilling in Oldtown not really giving all that much of a flying fuck about the rest of Westeros.

>>218176418
Georges kuso writing allows it

How the fuck do they measure a "year" if seasons last for "years"?

>>218176770
>they're a cool cultural curiosity that we like to keep as pets.
If Bloodraven could press a button and have every single iron islander die instantly, he would absolutely do it. Him and probably like all but 5 Kings in history.

>>218176781
He has been saying he’s almost some with the winds of winter for ten years now, and also has said he hasn’t even started a dream of spring

But don’t you dare mention he will likely die before finishing it. That’s not wholesome chungus

hey anons when you load16 tons what do you get?

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>>218176736
Ummm?!?? Holy fucking based???

>>218176808
9 kingdoms

>>218176799
You will just have the trust the (((maesters))) anon

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Which house has the stupidest burial rites and why is it the Tullys?

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We are definitely going to see Daemon II and his fat faggot lover smashing. Trust on that.

>>218176799
Measured via turnings of the moon and rotation around the sun

The real question is then, why do they measure a year in 12 months. The answer is George is a lazy worldbuilder

>>218176827
Oh it's a casket. I had no idea what the fuck that was supposed to be.

>>218176827
so everytime beesbury dies they get vulture bees to make them into a hive for their castle bee farm?

>>218176774
that was jace thougheverbeit

>>218176770
>>218176801
It's a shame that Euron and Balon murdered basically every Ironborn who was interested in reforming and modernizing their culture other than Asha. They probably singlehandedly set them back a few decades maybe even a few centuries at least.

>>218176774
queue Dunk dancing

>>218176799
by the turning of the moon?

>>218176761
Honestly, I'm pretty sure the show writers just wanna stick it to GRRM every way they can. They made the Brackens the good guys (Which I'm down with, that was the singular good plotline of S2), they made Rhaneyra and Alicent lesbian for one another while removing the actual lesbian characters of Black Aly and Sabitha Frey, they added a shit ton of black people to ride dragons while getting rid of the lore backed black character who rode a dragon.

>>218176827
So Raymun instantly assumes bee magic at work, does this imply house Fossaway has apple magic?

>>218176857
Now answer >>218176837

>>218176761
The women in this show are fucking jokes. I think Ryan Condal should be raped to death if Alicent iconic line to the princess about mice and bastard bloods is removed.

>ywn be ironborn and make Essos homos pay the iron price

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>>218176827
were they just carrying a giant casket-shaped beehive with them this whole time
do they bring it with them everytime a beesbury goes out
did they just make it on the spot
who's in charge of taking the queen bees from a beehive and into the coffin without getting stung
is it another beesbury
does that imply they carry more bee coffins in case the extra beesbury dies too
if so who takes care of placing the funeral bees in case both beesburys die
i demand answers

>>218176837
missed the chance to have 14 Valyrian months, for the 14 Flames

>>218176867
they can spawn apples and cyanide but the cyanide just falls out of the sky, doesn't really do anything, unless you have your mouth open and you are looking up i guess

>>218176867
Yes? And the Beesbury bee magic is canon

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>>218176827
I dont know, all i can say is that i am very BEE-wildered

>>218176893
>>218176845

>>218176770
The ironborn are nothing like the IRL Scandinavians. First off, even at peak Viking Age they were a mix of traders/raiders/overseas invaders/adventurers. The Great Heathen Army was an attempt to carve out kingdoms in England, not burn the place to the ground. Next off, it took less than two hundred years from the outbreak of the Viking Age for them to Christianize. Plus, the Danes were largely an agricultural society like every other one around them - Viking fleets weren't the sole thing they did, and the Christian powers lacked the naval power projection to counter-invade unlike Westeros.

>>218176801
>Him and probably like all but 5 Kings in history.
You don't understand controlled opposition anon. As long as the Ironborn are around to chimp out a king will have a reliable enemy to rally everybody else against and win a battle or two. Roberts reign being questioned for a while befor it was practically secured when he put down Balons rebellion and reminded everyone why they wouldn't want to fuck with him.

>>218176919
that doesnt answer anything

>>218176893
Such a fucking meme house constantly getting brutalized. Instead of Apple cuck giving the anti Targ speech, it should have been the Beesbury guy since their family is constantly getting murdered by them.

I think Rhaegar in my CK3AGOT Frey run wiped them out before he died of cancer.

>>218176893
Humfrey probably sent for one when he decided to fight for Dunk, since he knew there was a high chance of death fighting the Kingsguard.

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>mfw 1 year in Westeros is only 7 months...

>>218176928
they carry around their bee coffins because they are always prepared to become bee hives

>>218176961
now answer the other questions

>>218176935
>The Kingsguard shall use war lances and attempt to kill you Beesburry!
>Our side shall use tourney lances that easily break off!
>None of you sorry fuckers shall kill my brother, nephews or Kingsguard

>the Beesbury almost wiped the greens in the reach until daeron the tranny ruined everything

>>218176591
This actor is soooo lucky

>>218176981
>we shall use tourney lances to knock-off the foes
>nobody is knocked off

>>218176799
12 moon cycles
So technically people are 3% younger than the number suggests.

Gwin is turning 13 in universe, but she's actually 12.6 years old.
Maester Aemon was actually 99 when he died, not 102.

>>218176981
ira removes the swap to tourney lances strat from baelor

>>218176981
I thought Baelor is supposed to be a great king to the likes of the Conqueror?

>>218176893
>who's in charge of taking the queen bees from a beehive and into the coffin without getting stung
I like to think Beesburies are immume to bee stings in a similair way to Targaryens being immune to fire.

>>218176953
Nice body, but she has a man's face

>>218176953
I wish she was 5'10...

>>218176860
Eh, I don't think it's even that deep. It's all a big circlejerk about how great women are and how life would be great if we just listened to them, plus a hefty stack of other progressive talking points. The side effect is that every single woman character feels like a parody.
>Rhaenys literally compared to Hillary Clinton by writers. She DGAF about the fact that it's extremely obvious that Daemon/Rhaenyra murdered Laenor which makes no sense for her only remaining child
>Alicent, who in the book is evil bitch queen stepmother (but very fun and vindictive) becomes half of a will-they-won't they lesbian romance which the writers seem to think is the morally correct thing to do (political lesbianism at its most extreme)
>Sadly young Rhae is actually played rather well - attractive, charismatic and strong-willed, but arrogant and irresponsible. Her adult counterpart is a nonentity and suffers from the same problem as Alicent (see above)
>Mysaria, maybe the most evil woman in the entire story (sex trafficker, pimp, spy, rape enthusiast) is some sort of...champion of the people now?

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>Despite the show making fun of Ser Arlan the entire season, his teachings turn out to be true
>Gives Ser Arlan a final fond farewell, with him riding on Sweetfoot

I kneel

>>218177007
which is a terrible decision, as Dunk again chooses tourney lances in Mystery Knight

>>218176893
>who's in charge of taking the queen bees from a beehive and into the coffin without getting stung
Bees turn pretty docile when you smoke them. As long as you don't injure the queen you should be fine.

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WHAT'S THIS?!
A TRIAL OF THE SEVEN WOEFULLY BEREFT OF BEES?!

what's Humfrey Beesbury's bankai? i didn't read the manga

>>218177049
Agreed, love the shot. Would prefer a gradual fade out but still pretty good.
>>218177026
So not at all, unless they enact a blood magic ritual to become immune from stings?

>>218177049
Teachings, what fucking teachings? He just beats Dunc, fucks village girls and gets cuts.

>>218176157
I want to marry the nonbinary septon

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>>218177000
Skill issue, they couldn't execute his strat

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Hopefully her next nameday is better.

Chuds are still seething over the nonbinary septon

>>218177054
that's the actual change that bothers me the most, i can see potential with other changes but this one boggles the mind, why nobody asked him that on that ama is crazy

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>>218177040
she is 510....ounces...

>>218177093
first off he's going against a Kingsguard who has a lethal lance, so the kingsguard is gonna go easy

and second baelor is a really fucking good jouster, he was like the only guy who beat daemon at it, so this is bullshit to begin with

>>218177093
>Kingsguard
You mean one of the dudes who is oathbound to job against him? Baelor didn't even fucking hit him in that picture, dude's taking a dive.

>>218177054
maybe they didn't want people to think baelor was setting up team dunk to fail and wouldn't buy all these targ haters going along with switching to tourney lances in a life and death scenario

>>218177106
The AMA was before episode 5 I think, so nobody would have known it was taken out.

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>>218177110
>Duncan visits Yi Ti

>>218177043
>Rhaenys literally compared to Hillary Clinton
>Evil woman who sacrifices tons of peasants on an island

>>218177110
The Mountain that "rides".

>>218177093
Laughing Storm is extremely skilled in the book, he knocks off everyones fancy helm attachments so often nobody wants to ride against him
Humphrey was the best jouster there which is why Aerion killed his horse
the others idk

Who is the evilest bastard in Asoiaf? Vargo Hoat? Ramsay Bolton?

GoT season 2 had a boring climax

how many kids will jon give arya when he becomes lord of the seven kingdoms

>>218177237
Euron or Varys

Maekar swung a mace at his brother's head.
He should be hanging from the gallows for kinslaying.
Instead he's rewarded.

There is no justice while Targaryens sit the throne. That's the only lesson.

>>218177252
he swore an oath anon

>>218177237
Euron just for the sheer scale of his evil. Dude wasn't content with just terrorizing the Iron Islands or Westeros but did it i. Essos and who knows wherever else.

>>218177237
In the books GRRM will do a '360' and make Jon a heel and Dany in the end will burn him in dragonflame.

>>218177237
Euron's up there and might even have the crown of "evilest bastard" depending on whether or not Aeron's visions of him are accurate or just him having drugged up panic attacks.

>>218177237
Craster.

>>218177237
euron. or bloodraven but jury is still out

>>218177279
The night's watch is going to be disbanded when the wall falls.
Before that, Jon is going to be free from his vows by dying.
Before that, Jon is going to be freed by royal decree.
Before that, Jon is already free to do whatever the fuck he wants because nobody is going to stop him.

What was Walder Frey’s problem? How can he keep wanting fifteen year old brides when he’s 80?

What would they even talk about?

>>218176985
Back to rddit blacknigga.

>>218177246
You mean the blackwater? One of the best episodes in the entire show? That's boring?

>>218176985
>>218177346
Back to twitter with both of you.

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>>218177380
S2's Sacking of Winterfell was garbage and Theon's arc got fucked up in general for lack of CoK Ramsay. The show's rot really began to show with S2.

>>218177193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee

>>218177258
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>>218177288
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>>218177300
And the goodest? Duncan, Eddard Stark, Jon Arryn...?

>>218177455
based Howland Reed

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>>218177455
Humfrey Beesbury.

Good ASOIAF shows reaction channels?

Currently watching VKunia and she's great, but she dripfeeds the vids.

>>218177455
Aemon(maester)

Who was the Targaryen prince at Baelor's funeral in the newest episode? Was it Aemon?

>>218177455
Baelor the blessed. He was so good he locked his sister up so the harlot wouldn't tempt him with carnal desires.

>>218177539
rhaegel and aerys I i think

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So did the fossoway still get a lordship? He was promised one for fighting on Aerions side, not for winning

Also why did they let Raymun fight in the trial without actual armor? That’s fucking mental. Everybody else had legit armor and he had some leather padding. I’m amazed he somehow got the least injured

Baratheon really couldn’t have loaned him some armor quickly?

>>218177542
why didn't he lock himself up then

>>218177455
Harder to say. Duncan being a hedge knight does him great favor, since he does not need to worry about the murky, corruptive nature of political power but that also means the good he does is pretty much relegated to kicking the shit out of the villain of the week, not systemic goods that help large amounts of people. Although, he also does kind of do that via the influence he had on Egg.

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>>218177542
I mean...have you seen his relatives?

>>218176770
Post hand

>put poop in every episode
>turn two sentences from a different book about a boy named rafe into half the episode in the middle of a climax and she's a girl and dunk's love interest btw
>change the ending because you think you're a better writer than grrm (you're not)
>turn arlan into a crazy bum on the street
>oh btw he's speaking dothraki so make sure you have the subtitles on to know he isn't just a ranting lunatic
>make the laughing storm ambiguously gay
>put sex and violence and cunt fuck shit everywhere because it's "game of thrones" when this is the lighthearted novella series that specifically doesn't do that unlike every other work in the setting
>self insert as dunk and you have explosive diarrhea when you're nervous so dunk has to too
>have your serving boy "accidentally" spoil summerhall as a marketing stunt
Bravo, Ira!

I can't believe Arya didn't lose her first kiss to Jon while he misses up her hair...

>>218177618
Jon only has eyes for Satin

>>218177567
Raymun calls him Lord Fossoway but that could just be sarcasm
The wiki says
>House Fossoway of Cider Hall is a house of landed knights
So they are not lords
They probably were during the Dance of The Dragons but not since then and not after the Ashford tournament either

>>218177567
>Did Fossoway get the lordship?
No, Aerion didn't even really have the power to grant him one of those in the first place, and that whole branch of the family is probably on Daeron's shitlist.
>why did they let Raymun fight in the trial without actual armor?
Raymun's armor has a bunch of metal plates sewn into the leather, so he's actually about as well armored as Dunk.

>>218177570
He wasn't the one going around dressed like a strumpet.

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Aerion was packing dunk up, would he have won if he had just agreed to fight him one on one instead of the trial of seven nonsense?

>impaled him with a Lance
>knocked out with a mace
>stabbed multiple times
>sliced into his visor to make him take it off
>threw his fucking sword into dunks leg somehow

Without the chaos around them and raymun and whoever else knocking aerion off dunc to buy him time he was fucked,

I liked how they made him a skilled fighter and not just a coward faggot like in the book. He was trained by a professional master at arms, and clearly wants his legendary warrior father to be proud of him. It would be bizarre for him to not train hard even if he is dishonourable

Extra question for ASOIAF nerds. If you are some Targaryen in this era like Aerion or Egg, somebody who is important by proximity but realistically should have no chance of ever inheriting the throne. Do they have good marriage prospects outside of just marrying other Targs?

Like, if Aerion wasn’t known as a dishonourable scumbag, but a decent knight and nice guy. How high up could he potentially marry throughout the realm and where?

Also what would his life even be like? If he married some Lannister lady would he then live in casteroy rock/Lannisport? Or would he bring her back to summer hall?

What would his duties be in either place?

When there’s this many Targs it just feels like they become redundant and in real life this often stirs up issues with pretenders claiming the throne and being used as figureheads for rebellions

>>218177570
Because he was king and had kingly shit to do, thus couldn't afford to be locked up.

>>218177652
then at least send her to dorne or the vale

>>218177570
He could resist his penis, but those sluts would rape helpless men if they were let loose. Including him

>>218177345
GLUK GLUK GLUK

>>218177345
Uhhhhh...dirty talk I presume.

>>218177542
He was a fucking nutter.
His sisters were between 14 and 8.

>>218177663
DUNKA DUNKA DUNKUNKACCINO

>>218177659
Dorne was a foreign nation who had just murdered his brother. The Vale is full of mount clans, so she would have just run off to itch her "civilized lady getting reamed by the foul savages" fetish.

>>218177345
>What would they even talk about?
Anon.......
Wives are not for talking when it comes to lords

>>218177101
I appreciate that they gave her a little snippet of a scene in the last episode to show she wasnt just some little shit and was actually on dunk's side.

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>>218177648
>If you are some Targaryen in this era like Aerion or Egg, somebody who is important by proximity but realistically should have no chance of ever inheriting the throne.
I would marry some Reach cutie, move to her family and do nothing but mooch off my royal relatives.

>>218177567
>let Raymun fight in the trial without actual armor
Look up "Jack of plate" or "Brigandine". People often don't realize that's actually armor and not just a thick vest. He also got a helmet from somewhere.
He was probably better protected than Dunk who mostly just had chain mail besides his helmet and gorget.

It also seems like he wasn't dehorsed. He just kept doing drive-bys on his horse, saving Dunk's life at least once.

>>218177717
...and your son's would be ingrates...and you'd wake up three times in the night to piss into a bowl...

>>218177684
And they were ready trying to seduce him at such an age. What would you have him do?

>>218177720
are you sure he was last seen ahorse?

>>218177729
>your son's
My son's what? Fucking ESL.

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I wanted a flashback of Arlan knighting Duncan as he is clearly super sick and dying, and he just does the sword movement and proclaims he’s a knight. Says he can’t remember the words and they don’t matter, only the meaning behind them matters or something like that

That’s what I thought they were foreshadowing when Duncan didn’t knight raymun, because he didn’t know the words.

So dunc isn’t a “fraud”. He was knighted, just unconventionally. And Arlan himself was either knighted the same way, with less emphasis on specific words but rather the meaning behind it. Or it happened so many years ago he can’t remember the words anyway

Instead he just didn’t knight him because “meh”.

I get the message. Dunc is a true knight regardless of whether he was knighted, but I preferred the more ambiguous idea of it. Where if the actual story was told a lot of nobles and vain knights would say he’s an imposter while people like Lyonel and boots in the mud folk would say it’s irrelevant.

Then again we still didn’t see Arlan die so I assume we get at least one more pre death flashbacks next season? Hopefully a couple. I wanna see him elaborate on how his nephew squire died just before he encountered dunc, hence him being so drunk and depressed and basically adopting duncan as a surrogate son

Also I loved his fight in flea bottom. Gave me Bronn in season 1 vibes mixed with Jorah, I like it when you see genuinely skilled rough and tumble characters like this rather than the elegant choreography of something like a Jaime style character fighting. He’s fought for decades and is a good killer, he knows how to kill and what works. He also has no fear of death

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>no more apple puns
>just HOTD bullshit to look forward to

The Others take me

>>218177380
Yes, the blackwater.
Cool trick with the pig shit, but otherwise boring.

Ned's beheading? Interesting.
Red wedding? Interesting.
Tyrion's trial by combat and Tywin's death? Interesting.
Blowing up the sept of Baelor? Interesting.

Blackwater? Battle of the bastards? Sacking of King's Landing? All boring.
GoT sucks at big battles.

>>218177717
Seriously. Marry a Hightower or a Redwyne and just spend the rest of your life fighting in random tourneys and occasionally getting involved in a war when your royal family calls upon you.

>crop failed

Thanks Maekar

>daughter is a slut

This wouldn’t have happened if Baelor was king

>iron islanders chimping out again

Bravo Maekar, great job

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>>218176893

why didnt the red lady just make more shadowbabies and take out the lannisters

Why is Harrenhal apparently a curse to be given because the upkeep is so expensive?

Just only upkeep a corner of it. Winterfell literally has the same problem and nobody acts like it’s a shitty place to own. There’s whole sections that are falling apart and abandoned because it’s too big and expensive to maintain (the tower Cersei and Jaime were fucking in and bran fell off was one of them)

>>218177778
>Got ROCKED by a Peake
Baelor would never

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>>218177738
Made obeisance to Rahalooo.

>>218177783
What would have happened if that Beesbury won the duel and killed the king?
I think he should beecome a new one.

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>All his spoilers were proved true
>Chuddies indeed seethed at Raymund being a cuck
We have to apologize to him, /GOT/

>>218177778
Stub me damn toe, wouldn't 'ave 'appened with Bey-loor.

>>218177744
I'm phoneposting you iron islander

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>>218177828
>darth egg

Hello sers. Would anyone like to start another Blackfyre rebellion, given Maekar is such an awful king? Let's all gather together likeminded fellows in the same spot and plot our Blackfyre rebellion.

>>218177813
Practically everybody that has ever held Harrenhall has had their line wiped out, the curse isn’t too do with upkeep it’s to do with motherfuckers always dying.

>>218177839
>mi phone corrected sons to son's ese!

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THE RING IS GONE
REPEAT
RING IS GONE

>>218176827
this is the most fucking awesome thing ive ever seen for a funeral

>>218177720
He dismounted eventually to 1v1 his cousin and break his ribs. Out of all the combatants he came out of it pretty well. A squire who was knighted just before the Trial and survived when more experienced knights didn't. He redeemed the Fossoway name when it could've been tarnished by Steffon's treachery. It's the kind of stuff people would sing about.

>Gullet
>Kings Landing
>Honeywine
>Fish Feed
>Butcher’s Ball
>Tumbleton
There sure will be a whole lot of key jangling in season 3, and speaking purely for myself I am semi chubbed in anticipation.

>>218177828
Are all his viewers just trolls? He's so transparently rage baiting for engagement that he's basically begging for people to start shit with him.

Why are all Peakes literally the worst?

>>218177867
Wouldn’t the fossoway name still be stained?

steffon represented the OG house and raymun made some splinter house. Red apple bad. Green apple good

>>218177828
>Leftists dying on the cuck hill
Hey you guys said it, not me.

>>218177755
I thought that’s what it was implying when they showed dunc in the kneeling pose while raymun was knighted, and he sees Arlan shrugging as if he doesn’t know what the words are

>>218177860
All i'm saying is that Raymun (a knight) thinks it's bee magic while Red (a prostitute) thinks it's a queen bee.
I know who i would believe.

>>218177828
Imagine beinf an incel chud who actually cares if a beautiful woman you marry happens to already be pregnant with another man’s baby.

Man up incels. Step up and raise the kid, it’s yours too. Love is love.

Even better if it’s a boy so you can give your inheritance to it

Boobsbury

>>218177828
>if you don't like a good character being rewarded with being duped into raising another man's son, you're an incel grifter
ok grifter

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If I was George, I would finish Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring, but never publish them. So when I died, everyone will shit one me for never finishing the books for some time and then people will learn shortly after that they were actually done. The final gotcha assholes.

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>>218177841
Planning is already underway.
>he wasn't invited
Keky.

friendly reminder it's dunk not dunc and dunk doesn't have a clue whether it's meant to be short for duncan or not but ser duncan the tall sounds like a real knight, unlike dunk

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>>218177841
I'm your man, Ser.

>>218177906
What kind of funeral would he have?

>>218177892
I'm going with the person who had hours of pillowtalk to discuss Beesbury burial customs with Humfrey.

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>>218177841
>>218177942
House Manwoody reporting in.

Egg is so evil. He was gonna murder his brother over some a mere jest he made years earlier.

>>218177959
Embalmed in Bessie's tits.

Why do the targs act like having vague dreams that kind of but not really predict the future is so traumatic they go mad or need to be drunk 24/7?

Just chill out, the green dreamers don’t seem to have this problem

Dunk not warning Raymun about the lie and allowing him to be a cuck undermines Dunk's character. A true knight has difficult conversations.

>Tanselle too tall was raped on her way to Dorne

Damn.

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>>218177841
This seems a worthy and reliable effort.
Where do I put down my full name and nameday, ser?

Moon tea is easily available. Why exactly didn’t the whore just take some?

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>>218177755
>Instead he just didn’t knight him because “meh”.

he didn't knight him because
>they don’t matter, only the meaning behind them matters or something like that
I think you are kind of right.
Arlan probably believes that it is your actions and deeds (your story) that makes you a knight, not something that can be granted, i think the pennytree story here in this moment is supposed to be about assumptions people make based on status, everyone assumes the men that didn't come home to reclaim their penny must have died, but there is a possibility that some just decided not to go home and live a new life, started a new story, nobody knows Arlan, he might as well be a nailed penny to a tree, but he is content with that because he knows his story as do the people he helped, he knows that he is a knight because of the things he did not because of some words that were said, and sharing his story with Dunk leads Dunk to becoming the greatest knight in history regardless of the words, it's Dunk's story and he should be more focused on getting on with it instead of constantly fraud checking himself and questioning his place

>>218177984
It’s probably like a schizophrenia thing that messes with them while they’re awake. Like seeing ghosts or having visions that you can’t do anything really actionable with except cryptically warn people. They don’t dragon dream the equivalent of lottery numbers. It’s all vague and imprecise.

The weird targ mutts look bizarre. Why does Valarr have dark hair with a random small white stripe on the side/back?

Also why did Valarr never amount to anyrhing when his dad was so kino

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>>218177984
>why is this Cassandra-type character plagued by the visions of doom no one else takes seriously?
>stupid fucking targs
You deserve to have rotten fruit thrown at you.

>>218178019
Raymun married her because he dont understand how pregnancy works and tought he impregnated her after a single night of wild sex

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>>218177841
That takes some big balls. I'm in.

>>218178040
Wild sex? They just kissed. Raymun thinks that’s how babies are made

>>218176466
She was caught by baby Walder Frey kek

>>218176700
Litterally would be legal in Mexico

>>218178055
Is this why he has an eternal kink for 15 year old girls for the rest of his life? He kept marrying 15 year olds no matter how old he got

>>218177984
they don't, it's literally just daeron who does. it's implied daeron has much stronger dragon dreams than other targs.
also his dreams would be subtly telling him his entire family would be wiped out save aemon, and many of them would die in a fire.

jojen also gets pretty depressed when he knows he's going to die, and was robbed of his carefree childhood by green dreams, instead acting well above his age, thus why he's called "little grandpa"

>>218178066
For a father to sexually advertise his daughter? I doubt it

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>>218177841
we will bee there

>>218178037
>The weird targ mutts look bizarre. Why does Valarr have dark hair with a random small white stripe on the side/back?
That's how he looks in the book too

>Also why did Valarr never amount to anyrhing when his dad was so kino
He didnt get the time to do anything because he will die in like six months after the end of Season 1 during a plague outbreak.

>>218178068
yes, he's real life Epstein only he has a tiny scrap of honor because at least he'll marry each of them instead of using them as whores and throwing them away

>>218178037
>Also why did Valarr never amount to anyrhing when his dad was so kino
Because he dies from COVID off screen (page?) before he can do anything.

>>218178083
You have never been to Mexico, dont you?

>>218178111
No dude, Epstein is real life him. Westeros don't real

>>218177828
>LADY whore TRICKS clueless retard into raising up SOMEONE ELSE'S sloppy creampie for the rest of his life
>people i dont like will hate this ;^)
... do these "people" have no self awareness?

Why do Lannisters and Targaryens have to be enemies? I wish they were friends. When they briefly were, the realm prospered. Aerys II was a mistake.

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>>218178037
Pure TargARYAN genes tainted by Dornish swill (though this doesn't always happen)
And another COVID related death

>>218178175
Aerys II was peak Targ/lann friendship

>>218178037
>The weird targ mutts look bizarre. Why does Valarr have dark hair with a random small white stripe on the side/back?
Valarr is supposed to have a lock of silver blonde hair instead of being prematurely greying
The Targmutts are written to look like anime characters with heterochromia of eye and hair but for some reason they just made him look like a guy who aged badly.

>Why do Lannisters and [psychotic incestuous freaks] have to be enemies?

>>218178175
Tywin shouldn't have bogarted his hot cousin

>>218178200
But enough about Lannister internal strife.

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>>218178200
>>Why do [psychotic incestuous freaks] and [psychotic incestuous freaks] have to be enemies?

>>218178208
Tywin should have married Sansa instead of marrying her to Tyrion.

>>218178190
And then he turned that alliance into a blood feud that ended his dynasty. But Tywin also shouldn't have given up on the Targs.

>>218178230
Tywin could never be with a woman he couldn't rape to death for reasons of state.

>>218178175
Aerys raped tywins wife and she died giving birth to the rape baby. After that, Tywin made it his life mission to destroy Aerys and his house

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>>218176157
Queen of love and beauty

are the chuds still malding over the nonbinary septon

>>218178175
because the mad king fucked tywin's wife, and he malded over it until the day the spawn of that bedding put him out of his misery

>>218178257
>>218178268
>thinking it's Tyrion who is Aerys' rapebaby

>>218178259
>trail
Dumb zoomer septa.

Please bring in the real septon

>>218178275
>the son with Aerys’ blood becomes just like Tywin
>his true born children become just like Targaryens
SHAKESPEARE

>>218176163

Someone do a webm.

>>218178265
Lol. As if anyone could even tell. First thing you hear is her feminine woman voice and then you see her feminine woman face speaking with a woman voice. So obviously my first reaction is to lose my mind because its so obviously a non binary creature.

Is that what you think happened? Fucking retarded as fuck, moron. Do you even have a brain?

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Why would they call them septons unless the greek language existed in westeros

>>218178294
Sorbs are canon in Westeros, so why not Greeks?

>>218178239
>But Tywin also shouldn't have given up on the Targs.
he only fully gave up on targs when rhaegar kidnapped a stark and disappeared for months after, before that point tywin actually had hope in rhaegar

>>218178275
Um achually Tyrion is a product of heteropaternal superfecundation and twin resorption and the timeline doesn't match up for the twins being conceive by Aerys.

>>218178275
it makes more sense given how tied up tyrion is with dragon imagery in the books, especially the first book before grrm decided he was going to slow everything to a mummer's pace

I know it's poetic for jaime and cersei to be the bastards but that doesn't look like where it was headed. they were side characters while tyrion was always planned to be a main character, coincidentally with two of the other heads of the dragon.

grrm thinks the upbringing makes the man thus why he still thinks it's poetic that tyrion is the closest to him as a result of his neglect and malding

grrm always changes the answers though and will never write anything so all three of them are Schroedinger's targ

>>218178335
I wasn't talking about the twins.

Daily reminder that Eustace 'The Mustache' Osgrey is going to be played by a nigger

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>>218176229
>It revealed Ira Parker is a hack. There are in fact not nine kingdoms.

True, that they are no longer "kingdoms" but there are nine polities in Westros.

Wouldn’t Baelor have survived if Dunk just killed Aerion and ended the trial quickly instead of acting like a retard and wasting time getting him to confess?

>>218178307
Scanians too.
Well, after a fashion, they're all dead.

>>218178372
No, because if Aerion died the trial would continue until one side or the other were all dead

>>218178372
He's concussed and unless I'm mistaken, its changed in the show? In the books Aerion yielded without Dunk telling him to.

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>>218178154
>... do these "people" have no self awareness?

They literally see someone else's time, effort and energy as something they can simply take and fuck up however they see fit.

>>218178358
Moonboy or the Stokeworth sisters?

How do I win big as a gutter rat with L rizz in Westeros

>>218178372
Confess to what? He never denied anything

Also Dunk wouldn't kill someone who yielded. That's pure Aerion behaviour

>>218178423
easy, don't be in the main books

>>218178424
Aerion tried to pick up his morningstar after he first yielded, Dunk should have ended him then and there

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>>218178372
>>218178384
>if Aerion died the trial would continue until one side or the other were all dead

No, Dunk and Aerion are the aggrieved individuals so if one die or yields, there is no reason for the supporting combatants to keep fighting; the gods have spoken.

>>218178259
Upon further research I've learned this is a FTM transgender. Phew, that was concerning.

>>218178566
Maekar would have raped dunk and people wouldn’t do shit

>>218178259
'Ed, fetch me a block...'

New thread
>>218178596

looking forward to philosophytube cameo next season

>>218178372
Unless the accused one dies or the accuser yield his accusations, the trial goes on until everyone aside one is either dead or incapable

>>218178424
by virture of picking trial by combat, he is asserting his innocence

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>>218177648
When they had their first engagement on foot Aerion was fresh while Dunk had been impalled in the gut, slammed on the ground, bashed over the head with a morning star, and even after being run through he STILL destroyed that fucker. Forget skill, Dunc was a natural born Mike Tyson with insane reach and power. D was throwing haymakers with a shit sword and toppling the cunt.

It would have been a slaughter if Dunc was fresh on the ground