start doing this editionprevious >>218203150
So this never happened in the books, but in the books Jaime chose Brienne over his sister, is that how it is?
Why did the First Men job so badly to the Andals despite having the homefield advantage?
BENEATH THE GOLDEN HONEYTHE BITTER STING!
sex with baelor
>>218207240The Seven are real.
>>218207240they were up against the equivalent of B2 stealth bombers of the medieval world whilst being early feudal tribal peasants
Did you know there was a real life bee themed dynasty?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissenos_family
>>218207240They had no immunity to diseases from Essos
>>218207239He didn't specifically choose Brienne over Cersei, he just decided to stop choosing Cersei all together and chose himself and his kids.
>>218207240old gods consider them infidels
>>218207271I hate how in the show all the banners are minimalist designs like they were made for clarity in an RTS game
>>218207240Andals were iron age and the First Men were bronze age
I hate how EVERYTHING looks in the show. FUCK television and FUCK film.
>>218207252>fear not troubled friends>I shall fly down the flanks, and ride beehind them with the fury of an angered hive
>>218207240They didn't, most of the major houses are First Men houses. They just let Andal women give them their daughters and converted religions.
>>218207348retard
>>218207240Westeros had no domesticable animals and the coastlines were too smoooth
>>218207212so now, were is the sword blackfyre ?
He was a Strong Maekar Targaryen?
Maekar dies instead of Baelor, what changes?
>>218207469Right now we don't know.
>>218207400Akosk is way better than GOT in the visual department
>>218207493Nothing. The author needs drama. Fate exists, and it's called the author's will
>>218207469Illyrio has it
>>218207252I'll bee back
>>218207493Bloodraven does something retarded and everyone dies.
>>218207493If Baelor kills Maekar, and then his sons still dies in the Sickness, he is probably entirely different
>>218207517>won over fifteen lances during tourney>died at the most important onethat shit was rigged man....
>>218207469The true Heir has itnot some FAGGOT ASS ONE EYED WARGING COCKSUCKER THAT MURDURED THE REAL KING DAEMON. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE
>>218207594>Daemon Blackfyre...whatevuh happened there...
>>218207590Donnel and Roland are that fucking good.
>>218207655WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
Out of all the depictions of young Robert Baratheon in armor which is (you)r favorite?For me its this one
>>218207659>I will handle the kingsguard>lines up Hardyng and Beesbury straight opposite the kingsguardWhat did he mean by this
>>218207590What part of “the kingsguard is assembled from the 7 best warriors from all of westeros” do you not understandThis isnt post roberts rebellion KG
>>218207708he cant handle 2 kingsguard during a charge
>>218207708He cant do anything about the first charge. He can protect them in the melee, but they need to get there first
>>218207690>horned helmetit's like you're asking for someone to rip the helmet off your head
>>218207718He could've handled at least one, he rode against Maekar
I know Soprano posting can work with anything but fuck why does it work so good with asoiaf
Why was Preston seething that the tyroshi wife of Valaar was black? He kept saying some faggot fan made fan art, and there was no mention of her being black, and people just accepted it. I thought he was woke.
>>218207754that fucking lame show-accurate prop department design and you complain about the only whimsical thing about it
>>218207239GRRM spoiled it that Jaime knights Brienne in the books during one of his comic con panels when he was knighting a fangirl and said Brienne isn't knighted yet.
>>218207690
>>218207767He’s fine with black velaryons, black rafe, black maesters, but has a problem with black tyroshi?
>>218207782That's nice. I hope Jaime doesn't die... Who am I kidding, redeemed characters never survive
>>218207795He was mad because all HBO does is look at the ASOIAF wiki look at the character photo then fucks off copying it. He talked about how in Season 1, they didn't have house sigils for half of the houses and are just fan art, then HBO comes, looks at the wiki page, and just copies the fan art, making it canon when GRRM never described it in the books. So he kept saying if you want to make something canon just make fan art of it and spam it because HBO won't read the books to acually confirm it.
>>218207767He didn't seethe about it at all, he just mentioned that it's not a book invention and it's a case of the fan art community influencing the works instead of the other way around. He gave a couple other examples that I hadn't heard about, including the house Reed sigil being a fan invention that actually got used in the show.
>>218207833>if you want to make something canon just make fan art of it and spam itOkay, what should we make canon bros?
>>218207767>He kept saying some faggot fan made fan artYeah Ira clearly cares about fans and what they doWhich is why Beesbury was such a meme this season, fandom have been memeing them since at least the first season of HOTDClearly Ira is a nerd who visits the forums and such
>>218207767He’s a complicated man
>>218207833How can he get mad at HBO using fan art when some things aren’t even described in the book
>>218207767I hate Preston but he's right on that one and it should be talked more.Tumblr artists getting recognition for their shit art and affecting the show adaptations needs to be addressed and fixed asap
>>218207239In the books Brienne is among the key persons that with their examples convinced Jaime to try to be a better person, a better knight, and finally to told Cersei to fuck off: but there was in no way a love understone. Jaime pretty much decided to respect his kingsguard oath of celibacy from now on
I thought that bee guy had like a lot of appearance, but he just had one fucking line and some dancing. WTF.
>>218207863Ira posts in here
>>218207897Because this is now the canon sigil for House Reed.
>>218207391Arryns and Tyrles are confirmed Andals: and the Lannisters too are patrilineary Andals once the original First Men male lineage of the Lannister died off and a Andal cousin of them inherited Castely Rock and changed his surname
>>218207902This is what happens when a fan community is around for too long and the body of work from the fans is very extensive, when you have to portray a character that hasn't been officially portrayed yet you're probably going to draw on some fan conceptions of things, especially when it's a totally throwaway character with no lines that nobody is going to bother to do actual research on.
>>218207905Jaime knighting Brienne is something I can see George doingAnd Jaime and Brienne are descendants of Webber and Dunk, so them fucking is funny to me
>>218207928What’s wrong with it
>>218207240The real question is why does people keep running away from Essos?
>>218207767He dosent like when memes pushed by fanfictions leaks into the show. Some Tumblr femcel made popular with her fanfictions that the Tyroshi wife of Valarr was black
>>218207965It looks like Tumblr art because it is Tumblr art.
>>218207974Isn't Preston's whole thing that he's making a Sweet Robin fanfiction?
A Game of hivesA clash of queensA storm of stings A feast for waspsA dance with dronesThe winds of polenA dream of honey
>>218207863>Ira will unironically portrait Daemon Blackfyre as litterally the Westerosis GriffithBlessed if true
>>218208027if we ever get a show i hope they make Daemon a dreamer or someone also magic like Bloodraven, and yeah i do actually want him to be a griffith figure instead of the boring good chad we are told he is
bring me JOBmon
>>218207977looks like a house sigil
>>218207915Makes sense with all the shitting, pissing, and puking in the show. Next season, Dunk's gonna cum into his hands dreaming of Rohanne.
>>218208027>>218208062Are Blackfyres retarded
>>218208089They're too high IQ for Westerosi and Targaryen subhumans.
>>218208089based retards the house
i'm no bookfag but who was considered the bigger deal? Baelor Breakspear or Daemon? because even though the Blackfyres were proclaimed rebel scum, i see a lot of characters still respected Daemon
>>218208109Baelor because he was the hammer.
Let's be honest it was already irredeemable hack slop when they called the show "Game of Thrones".
>>218208062I mean, Dunk being told that the greatest foe of his now (mostly) beloved Targaryens was THE Ideal form of knighthood made flesh would be a interesting situation. Especially as i think Eustace Osgrey will likely be portrayed as a Ser Arran clone and thus the reason Dunk choose to work for him
>>218208082espisode 6's gross shock moment is soft jazz
Fossoway girls just want to have fun
>>218208109GRRM literally says Baelor’s death was the turning point
>>218208089Just like the targs, it runs in the blood
>>218208109Daemon's death was a big moment but Baelor's death overshadowed it
>>218207767Arrogance.He thinks he's the only one who should be allowed to theorize about things George hasn't explained like how a certain minor character looks and lowly fans should shut up and praise his theories. He doesn't really give a shit about nigger Kiera, he's actually mad that HBO won't hire the likes of him to tell them what to do with sigils or characters with very little info about them and just grabs some fanart instead.
Also, Rhaegar is Griffith
>>218208089He had THE SWORD
>>218208027Is that face just Vergil
>>218208109Daemon got Blackfyre. Almost crushed the Targaryans with a bunch of nobodiesBeat the best swordsmen at the time in single combat, so much so that the Targaryans lost momentum and started retreating. He didn't kill him and instead brought him to cover to heal, and that's when Bitchraven cheap shot him with 200 arrows to kill him like Boromir.
>>218208109Daemon is wanked by everyone forever, including his opposition.
Will Season 2 of Dunk be as comfy. All I read here is that Book 2's kinda meh and that Book 3's KINO
>>218208162and the blood. He had two Targaryan parents. Dareon wanted a Mutt Martell and created Mutt children.
>>218208109Daemon Blackfyre was basically almost the perfect ideal paragon of knighthood in the entire Targaryen Age: he was so legendary that everyone loved and respected him, before his buddies convinced him to rebel against his older half brother-king at least. The exact motivations are still obscure as until Fire ad Blood 2 is release we have very barebone infos about his Rebellion
>>218208109Daemon's death led to 5 wars and part of the current war in the main series but you could argue Baelor's death was the biggest turning point in the country's history since the dance and aegon invading westeros, Baelor's death also marked the death of house Targaryen
Apple Cider Girl
>>218208196Book 2 is boring but not bad and yes 3 is the kinoest with more justing, bloodraven, the blackfyre faggot and ser fat fuck.
>>218208196Season 2 is about Dunk fixing a girlboss with his dick.
>>218208197Daemon had a Tyroshi wife, and Daeron has more Valyrian blood than Daemon.
>>218207690>>218207785> ridiculous sledge hammer no human could even possibly liftAll the Gurmverse art is crap.
>>218208218reddit shit
>As the author himself put it when asked in a 2022 interview about his favorite "seemingly minor moment" that changed the course of Westeros’ history, "The death of Baelor Breakspear—who was the heir, next in line to the throne, and I think would've been a very strong and competent king—who dies to defend the honor of an insignificant hedge knight. How is Westeros history different if Baelor does not die? That would be very significant."
>>218208196Novel 2 is kino low stake low fantasy: two minor lord bums fighting for a small caste in the middle of bumfuck-upon nowhere: and Dunk is hired by one of them.Unlike novel 1 tho its severely lack action, so the adaptation will be trickier
>>218208218i never understood this format
>>218208161Griffith took a faustian gamble and stepped over petty human problems to achieve his goals, Rhaegar ruined his entire dynasty for a foid
>Here's Red Rowan, my new hot wife
>>218208231>and Daeron has more Valyrian blood than Daemonhe sure didn't look it
>>218208271
>>218208267To produce the Prince that was Promised
>>218208219imagine her juices..
>>218208276What? Daeron just had a belly and liked latinas, he still looke
>>218208257Surely if his son died to the plague they it'd be likely that his father also would? Not much of a difference then desu
>>218208082Only the fart one was truly out of place, you can go see reactions, people crying, people moved, people raising their hands, so many emotions during Dunk speech, and then BRAAAAAAAAP, and you can see everyone either making the disappointing face or just laughing during such a great scene, like, bro, why? Just why?
>>218208289Stannis had already been born
>>218208267>for a foidHe was obviously motivated by his ebin dreams
>>218208267You know they never explained why he fucked the stark girl, the said aegon 5th was the prince that was promised.
>>218208196Just think of Season 2 as some sidequest that Dunk and Egg walked in. I hope they add the stuff in Dorne, the pirate stuff to make it more palpable
>>218208324lol
>>218208319THE BRUTE OF BRAPPEN
>>218208311i'm not saying Daeron didn't look valyrian, i'm saying Daemon looked more valyrian
>smooth jazz>16 tonsnever let this nigger cook again
>>218208340Rhaegar was Azor Ahai and Lyanna Stark was Nissa Nissa. He sacrificed himself and his other son Aegon to produce Jon Snow, who is Lightbringer, the tool used to defeat the Others.
So is the moral of the story that oaths and knights are just bullshit, and everything is built upon a lie?The Seven Kingdoms are a lieAegon calling himself a peasant boy was a lieDunk being knighted was a lieIs doing well all that matters?
>>218208357
>>218208267Its very clear Rhaeghar was insane and didnt care about Lyanna as a person: he seduced her like Griffith seduced the Berserk princess because they were the key to their respective true goals (getting a Kingdom/giving birth to Azor Ahai)
>>218208353Just because you’re a warrior doesn’t mean you’re more Valyrian
>>218208371>Is doing well all that matters?Yes
>>218208381How is Dareon more Valyrian? Daemon's mother comes from the Targaryans and Velaryons. Viserys married a Tyroshi.
>>218208367so aegon was nothing?
>>218208381being good with a sword has nothing to do with it, he had the face and hair, everyone talked about how he looked like the conqueror, wasn't he also part velaryon too?
>>218208285Apparently she's not even pregnant, that it was a fake 2 day babytrap which would only work on the biggest retard in the world
>>218208371>“Here, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.”>“So power is a mummer’s trick?”>“A shadow on the wall,” Varys murmured, “yet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.”
>>218208403>Daemon's mother comes from the Targaryans and Velaryons. Viserys married a Tyroshi.kek tru
>>218208422>Apparently she's not even pregnantbased on what??
>>218208381Daemon Blackfyre was the spirit of the Andal Warrior manifesting himself in the flash of a valyrian sisterfucker
>daeron and aerion die>maekar dies in battle about a year after aerion, when aerion's son, fucking maegor, is still a baby Did Maekar purposefully do a suicide mission storming the Peakes to make sure his heir wouldn't be Maegor II? Or was he just depressed
>>218207212what is shotcaller doing in a game of thrones thread LOL
>>218207558Would Baelor remarry or would he just have his brothers and nephews be his heirs?
>>218208446i think it's hilarious that Daemon took 7 arrows before dying, george is a hack lol
>>218208403Viserys married a Lyseni, the place with the highest concentration of Valryian blood in the world, with even the smallfolk looking like Targs. The aristocracy have similar Valyrian blood to the Targs. Daenaera is from a lesser branch of the Velaryons, Vaemond’s branch. We know for instance that her mother was a Harte, so she’s already half Crownlander. So Daeron had more Valyrian blood
>>218208440>>Apparently she's not even pregnant>based on what??The whore wasn't pregnant just a day or two before, now suddenly she's got a big belly? The entire scene was retarded, like everything Ira shoehorned in.
Making it so it's Dunk kidnapping Egg is very very very stupid
>>218208454Jaime was putting in work at Riverrun
>>218207767Why was the crown prince's heir even married to a Tyroshi anyway, and not a Westerosi noblewoman
>>218208371>the moral of the storytrue knighthood is about doing chivalrous and good things, not about bloodlines or pageantry. humility and having a friend by your side is better for fostering goodness in people than endless plenty or strife. the goodness you do will reverberate into the world and make things better (as Arlan's goodness did for Dunk, and Dunk's goodness will for Egg)
>>218208478ok so based on nothing, thanks
>>218208468We don’t know when his wife died. His brother Aerys would be his heir.
>>218208474I hate when this happens Almost dropped the show when on the first episode dunk randomly takes a shite because LE FUNNY POOP LOL
Oh and having Dunk spell out I AM NOT A KNIGHT was shit, plus the whole death fake out
>>218208357>>218208373Reminder that it was Sarah who directed and rec'd the song.
>>218208089It may vary
>>218208371the world is built on stories, go finish yours
>>218208109>>218208489I imagine it isn't a coincidence that Daemon and Valarr were both married to Tyroshi women
>>218208526Varys is a Brightflame
>>218208507the consideration from the producers was likely the opposite, that the average viewer would pass out if there wasn't pooping or farting within the first 5 minutes
>>218208498>zoomers don't know how pregnancy worksNot surprising, as most of you are gay trannies and the rest are kissless virgins.
>>218208514>how should we round out the season, what's the last taste we're going to leave in the viewers mouth?>.....a irl song about mining?
>>218208512first, it's obvious from the very beginning of the book he is lying, and second, he still could've been knighted after Arlan woke up and finished his story, then died
>>218208371>Is doing well all that matters?Yes, but there’s also the important distinction that every lie was done so good men can be found where it matters. Dunk isn’t technically a knight but he’s more knightly than most of the high lords at Ashford. Egg would have become another Aerion if he didn’t lie and leave with Dunk.
>>218208565Problem is when talking to Lyonel he calls himself a fraud, in what other context could he be a fraud
>>218208535>he doesn't know about brightfyres
>>218208422>Apparently she's not even pregnantSource?
>>218208534Wasn't Daemon in love with Dareon's sister but he got promised to the tyroshi woman for peace and she got promised to the prince of Dorne and that's when Daemon went full "Fuck the Dornish"
>>218208489Cause Bittersteel was in Tyrosh and Daemon's widow is a highborn Tyroshi, pretty much all the exiled lords loyal to Daemon ended up there and the Golden Company usually works there.Most likely a marriage arranged by Daeron and Baelor to counter the Blackfyre influence in Tyroshi politics.
>>218208582I do, Varys and his sister (Young Griff’s mother) were Brightflames. Illyrio was a Blackfyre.
>>218208565Dunk is not a knight, he was never (well, not in the 3 stories) knighted, we as the reader are left to infer that because that's good story telling, but because everything modern has to be slop they have to spell it out to the retarded viewers that UM ACKTUALLY DUNK WAS NOT KNIGHTED AND IS THEREFORE NOT A KNIGHT
>>218208580again, it's obvious that he suffers from imposter syndrome in the source material, so what could it be from
i hope they do adapt Robert's Rebellion into a show, just so they can show that Rhaegar never really cared about Lyanna as more then the girl he needs to fulfill his prophecythe reaction by all those weird fangirls who care too much about them would be nice to watch
>>218208598they unite, making Varys a blackfyre the same way Bittersteel was a blackfyre
>>218208535Does this theory come from Aerion putting the knife between Egg's balls?
>>218208344pirate stuff
>>218208619Don't worry, I'll let you know what happens after I attend the premiere of the Harrenhal stage play this summer.
preston is right, the fate vs free will theme of the book is completely thrown out the window, and it's a bad thing.
>>218208587>Wasn't Daemon in love with Dareon's sisterShe was his sister too lol.
>>218208491Duncan is probably the closest thing we’ll get to a “True Christian Knight” in the medieval sense. His goodliness is inherent to his person and everyone with goodliness in their heart can feel it, and are inspired by it. Duncan is neither eloquent nor learned, yet despite this people will die for him.Why? Because he’s a good man. Be more like Dunk and you’ll find you’re making the world a better place.
>>218208619Preston got pissed off by tumblr fanart of Lyanna and Rhaegar having loving relationship so he must be in the camp that thinks Rhaegar raped Lyanna.
>>218208603the average tv watcher is not as smart as the average reader lol
>>218208619Well if Lyanna was Nissa Nissa he would have had to love her, she was the Knight of the Laughing Tree. We also know that Lyanna hated Robert’s whoring, so Rhaegar probably convinced her about the prophecy shit if she ran off with a married man
>>218208641It was already thrown away the moment George added time travel to the story.
>>218208619hotd already proved they can't do any fanfiction involving large scale battles
>>218208357Agree on 16 tons, but the smooth jazz was funny as fuck with how jarring it was
>>218208635Er, no, it’s two branches of the Targs coming together to reclaim what they think they were robbed of
>>218208660there isn't time travel in The Hedge Knight
>>218208682blackfyre is a team as much as it is a house or a bloodline
>>218208676>last episode has cool dude dying in Dunk's arms>new episodes starts with funny jaaaaaaaaazzYou see how retarded that is, right?
>>218208664is there even one single large scale battle? it's just a dragon fight, which was decent.
>>218208344There's going to be an Aemon episode in Oldtown for sure, he's a fan favorite.
>>218208619>love is the death of duty>A megalomaniacal king and a love struck prince They were in love nigger
>>218208685There is. Bran watches Dunk fuck some woman, possibly Nan, or an in-law of Nan's, from the tree.
>>218208637GRRM made up the Blackfyres way after he conceived of a rival Targaryen stealing Dany’s thunder, the Blackfyres aren’t mentioned in the Hedge Knight, so the rival Targ was probably originally meant to be a Brighflame until George changed it post hoc.
>>218208587Yes he was supposedly pissed about her being married off to the prince of Dorne, but it should be noted he'd already been married to his wife for years by that point, which had been arranged by his asshole father. They also had a bunch of kids by then. Supposedly his father told Daemon he could have multiple wives. Daemon doesn't actually rebel until several years after Daenerys gets married off. Again, Daemon had like 12 kids with his wife, she was constantly pregnant.Fun fact, Baelor got his nickname Breakspear from beating Daemon in Daenerys' wedding tournament
if you read the novel (which literally begins with Dunk considering becoming a squire for a different knight after Arlan's death) and you still weren't sure if Dunk is a knight or not, you're a tardshowfags are forgiven for being tarded
>>218208587yeah but this is some shit bards came up with to add a layer of tragedy to his story, Daemon wasn't really that anti Dornish all memes aside, and from what we know he loved his tyroshi wife, i think they had like 9 kids in the span of like 10 years or something like that, also he rebelled like 10 years after he stopped fucking Daenerys, also she was older so she probably groomed him Cersei style
>>218208706Rooks Rest?
>>218208645>A True Christian KnightDunk extincted a whole bloodline because he got Aegon's sister pregnant and they married her off to some old fucker, probably who couldn't have heirs + he has bastards sprouting across Westeros.
>>218208727>Baelor got his nickname Breakspear from beating Daemon in Daenerys' wedding tournamentguess he broke his streak
>>218208702It’s absurd, which is why it’s funny. You expect Dunk to be in some maester pavilion and it’s all somber and sad. Instead, it’s dunk just laying dead under a tree with Lyonel and some retard maester looming over him while jazz plays.
>>218208727>Fun fact, Baelor got his nickname Breakspear from beating Daemon in Daenerys' wedding tournamentFun fact, Baelor got his nickname brainsmear from his strong brother Maekar beating his brain into a smear in Ser Duncan the Tall's trial of seven.
>>218208758yes that was it. It was 10 episodes of Rhaenyra crying, "What would you have me do?" And Daemon is getting nightmares fucking his mom then lesbian fanfiction between Alicent and Rhaenyra. Rhaenyra in the nun dress was hot as fuck. it made up for the fanfiction.
>>218208793Absurdity is clearly bad in such a story, doing a le (((subversion))) isn't good
>>218208727>>218208757why was Daemon super fertile, had more kids than Baelor and Maekar combined
>>218208760I’m not up to date on my Dunk Lore, I only know that Dunk fucked on Tarth and probably loses his virginity at Winterfell. Where else is Dunk confirmed to fuck?
>>218208757>also she was older so she probably groomed him Cersei styleNope.Daemon born 170ACDaenerys born 172AC
>>218208218starks dont get shat on enough methinks
>>218208826Daemon the Fuckboy
>>218208619>so they can show that Rhaegar never really cared about Lyanna as more then the girl he needs to fulfill his prophecyHe probably acted like prince charming regardless, so they wouldn't care.
>>218208826Mostly because GRRM needs to create tons of Bastards for the Blackfyres to be a force backing Aegon. It's like how all of the Targs die off screen to get Aegon the throne when Aegon's older brothers & cousins have children.It's the plot
He was the one that got the sword.But not the one that got the throne.BOOM. Done.
>>218208814>Absurdity is bad in such a storyWhat sort of story do you think KotSK is? Where it breaks out in whistling for the jaunty travel music and half the scenes with Dunk are setups for comedy?You’re mistaking this show for Game of Thrones or HotD. Knight isn’t a somber show. It can have sad and sour moments, but ultimately it’s the hopeful tale of a good man and his princely squire.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FsLmYaQN3o
>>218208892>What sort of story do you think KotSK is?A distinctly average one
>>218207400what a weak chin
>>218208814This isn’t (((subversion))), unless all comedy is (((subversion))). When a piano falls on Daffy Duck, the reality would be that he’d die. The absurdity is that he pokes his head out and his teeth are replaced with piano keys. That isn’t (((subversion))). (((subversion))) is Luke throwing out his light save because he’s given up on being a Jedi, when the expectation is that he has not given up on being a Jedi. Plus, KOTSK is a relatively light hearted comedy series. There are dramatic moments, but this isn’t a drama.
>>218208863Three brats fought over two whores and a sword.The Realm bled.
>>218208908he really did not.a salty dornish lowborn whore committing treason against the DRAGON is deserving of more than just broken fingers
>>218208836Dunk doesn't fuck a tarth. The World of Ice & Fire books have a note that says the Tarths recently married into House Targaryan. The theory is that Dunk fucked Egg's older sister and impregnated her. To hide her shame, Maekar married her off to a lower house that would take care of Dunk's bastard. That's how Brienne is Dunk's descendant despite being a Tarth. Then he probably fucked Old Nan in the north, and if GRRM is to be believed, that Dunk's descendants have interacted in Game of Thrones, then there is also another theory that Dunk somehow meets Rohanne Webber again and fucks her, making the Lannisters (i.e., Jamie interacting with Brienne) a Dunk descendant.
>>218208922
>>218208757If the Blackfyres hated Dornish so much, why did the Yronwoods side with them
Cute and canon!
>>218207977>Tumblr artI don't see any red noses
the jazz was reddit as fuck
At this point I’m certain that GRRM makes sure the Brackens and Blackwoods are behind every major political event in Westeros.
What's your crack ship?For me, it's Asha x Jon
>>218207690I hate how GoT was allergic to plate armor after s1. Everything has to be a gambeson, and platecoat and grey. It took them until HotD and KOTSK to finally remember that plate armor exists.Really, with how high GOT's budget was, the costuming felt incredibly cheap and the colors grey. Made it feel cheaper than it was, like some shitty no-budget fantasy show from back in the day.
>>218209000GOT, KOTSK, and ASOIAF are all reddit incarnate moron
>>218208962>GRRM is to be believed, that Dunk's descendants have interacted in Game of ThronesThe Hound vs Brienne? The Hound and the Mountain have to be descendants of Dunk. They're freakishly too tall.
>>218208839i got the age gap inverted
>>218209062Somebody’s getting gaped.
>>218208924Yes mate, every scene should be comedic, maybe they should also quip?
>>218208980they hated the special treatment and how weak house targaryen looked
>>218209041Daenerys x Robb.She would have unironically won if she came a little sooner and joined forces with Robb.
>>218209046So HOTD is certified 4chan?
>>218208980Yronwoods are pure Andals Stone Dornish. Martels are halfbreed Ryonars brownlings
>>218209109>t. Yroncopewood
>>218208962>The theory is that Dunk fucked Egg's older sister and impregnated her. To hide her shame, Maekar married her off to a lower house that would take care of Dunk's bastard. That's how Brienne is Dunk's descendant despite being a Tarth.I don't understand why people develop pet theories like this based on almost nothing and then repeat them over and over again just hoping everyone assumes it's some kind of consensus.
>>218209041Visenya & Ronnel
>>218208682>>218208695Blackfyre is a state of mind, Blackfyre is the indomitable human spirit fighting against a cruel and uncaring universe, Blackfyre is getting up no matter how much life tries to beat you down.Being a Blackfyre means accepting the human experience to its fullest, its to never abandon the principle of struggle.
>>218208908>Assaulting gipsies is actually based!
>>218209151Brienne is a confirmed direct descendant of Dunk. The question we have to ask in her case is not “if” but “how,” and the answer is given by the odd marriage alliance between the Targs and the Tarths. Honestly, if you are Maekar Targaryen, and you are known to be pretty sensitive about your station, what could persuade you to marry one of your precious daughters to a minor lord from the Stormlands, unless the little brat is already pregnant by… I don’t know, something even worse, like, let’s say, your son’s hedge knight companion?
>>218209041fAegon and Dany will get married and everything will be alright at first but then Varys and Jon Connington will realize she's barren and start arguing about replacing her with someone that can produce a heir and taking the dragons, all fAegon's back, dany will get suspicious and grow paranoid thinking everyone is against her including the smallfolk who love fAegon, and that's when the real Kingslanding barbeque starts. Dany azor ahai will temper lightbringer on her lover fAegon nissa nissa before realizing she just murdered in fire an innocent man who loved her.
>>218208949Daemon would have never allowed it, these things are happening only under sleepy Daeron
>>218209200>Brienne is a confirmed direct descendant of Dunk.Correct. That is the only founded bit of your theory. The rest is based on nearly nothing and should be treated as such.
>>218209200Imagine being Maekor and watching your last good son gallivant around with the unbearably friendly retard that gapes your teenage daughter and then makes you kill your brother.I mean, he became king because of that mace but still.
I don’t mind Tanselle being brown but I do mind how they made her black, instead of MENA like the books. The casting was otherwise perfect across the board, couldn't they have found one Lebanese giantess?
>>218207400Why didn't he wear the evil targ armor?
>>218209186
>>218209200>confirmedUnless it's in a published book then it's not confirmed :)
>>218209186Then why are the Blackfyres now LARPing as Targaryens, gaslighting their pretender into thinking he’s Rhaegar’s dead son? Oh no no no
>>218209205Young Griff is not a major character, he’s just a plot device
>>218209270For the american mind MENA people are "white". I am not fucking with you. Official USA statistics count them among "White Caucasians"
>>218209312So R + L = J is still not canon to you?
>>218209333Not in the book canon, no, obviously
>>218208218>Robert's reaction to the deaths of Rhaenys and Aegon didn't bother him as much as it should haveThis is interesting to meWould Robert really have ordered those children to be murdered? It really feels like Tywin just assumed the rebel faction is in full-on Targaryen genocide mode and got Mountain to kill them
>>218209313Why would Varys lie to a man he's about to kill about smuggling Aegon Targaryan? It would actually be more George-like if he were Rhaegar's son, given all the hints that he isn't.
>>218209313>LARPingyou don't get it
>>218209356Not with Ned there.
someone edit the helmet back on
>>218209205
>>218208218Uh looked for you on the Reddit
>>218209365So it would be george-like if Stannis was really Azor Ahai given all the hints that he's a fraud. GRRM isn't the type of "subvert your expectations" towards his main characters, which are Jon, Arya, Bran, Tyrion, and Daenerys. He only does it for side characters like Ned and Robb.Young Griff is the mummer's dragon, and Stannis is a fraud, given how in the TV show they don't do shit and that's most likely the notes GRRM gave to D&D
>>218209384You’re retarded
>>218207928I like it. It has a Ouroboros thing going on.
>>218209365His little birds, “believing a lie”, watch literally any video on the fAegon theory
>>218209365It just seems silly that Varys would go to the trouble of actually smuggling Aegon out of King's Landing when all he really needs is a kid from Valyrian blood that he can mold how he pleases. Given how Targ mental illness manifests it's better for Varys' stated goals if he's neither Blackfyre or Targ.
>>21820835716 tons is a certified hood classic.
>>218209476I don’t think we’ll ever actually know his true identity, the only ones who actually would know are Illyrio and Varys and I don’t see how that information will come out of them.
>>218209365Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>218209517Ultimately, for the purposes of the plot, it doesn't really matter whether he's a real Targ or not, we all know what's going to happen to him regardless.
>>218207594Ohh, ohh, ohh!Take it easy man.
BLACKFYRE BASTARDS!- Egg
>>218209515At the end of a Mad Men episode? YesAt the end of knights and sheit? No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILU7b29FXFcWhatever happened to this shit?
>>218208371>oaths and knights are just bullshitWhy do you think every page in each book a character muses to themselves "Words are wind."
>>218207718spin the lance sideways and clothesline 2 lanes at the same time.
>>218209562I think I must be the only person to remember that around 2011/12 they were starting to hype up a GoT mmorpg that never happenedhttps://www.ign.com/games/a-game-of-thrones-mmohttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/game-of-thrones-seven-kingdoms-game-hbo-rpg-366768/
>>218209562mogged by a better game. Don't know why GRRM or HBO doesn't contact Paradox to make a game.
What bothers me is that in the books basically every god actually exist. There are many scenes where it is practically proven that all different gods actually exist and influence mortal world. I wonder if that is intentional or if GRRM just forgot and now he has to subtly ignore that they all exist or make up some dumb "it was a trick, I didn't actually mean it" excuse
>>218209562It is kind of very gay that the campaign is centered around Late Thrones and not WOT5K
>>218209095Yes, because it was decent at first then to complete shit
>>218209597but it did though. It's a gacha game.Game of Thrones: Kingsroad
Take a lance to the heart, Beesbury. I'll fail to handle the Kingsguard.
>>218209635I lost ALL respect for Baelor at that moment, fuck him
>>218209635>heartTry groin
>>218207400Prince Aerion Targaryen, Prince Daeron Targaryen, Prince Maekar Targaryen, Ser Steffon Fossoway, Ser Willem Wylde, Ser Donnel of Duskendale, and Ser Roland Crakehall are fighting Ser Duncan the Tall, Prince Baelor Targaryen, Ser Lyonel Baratheon, Ser Raymun Fossoway, Ser Humfrey Beesbury, Ser Humfrey Hardyng, and Ser Robyn Rhysling
Are there lore implications to the hedge knight having a juicy BWC?
>>218209634Except that was made by Sorks while this was supposed to be made by Krauts, so what did they had the project off?>14 years lateWell at least it's in Martin's spirit har har
I just realized that it has been a decade since I last read the books...
>>218209660Shortstack and Smol petite gingers love a juicy BWC.
Are you going to watch George's play?
>>218209713Ozempic or pre-death?
>>218209733Both
>>218209713How would I?
>>218209733the gym
>>218209733ozempiche doesn't have the "crazy old" eyes yet people get when they become really frail, when he gets them you'll notice
>>218209753By going to the UK and buying a ticket to the play.
>>218209365
we all love grrm
>I am his legacy. On the morrow, I will show them what his hand has wrought. Legit kino. Legit goosebumps.
>>218209767Don't get cute with me
>>218207212>>218208454get this lame away from me
>>218209790>Vomits the next morning before Egg tells him he's not allowed to challenge and he realizes he's retarded
>>218209601Because a grand strategy doesn't appeal to the masses
>>218209835Yeah but in that moment, it was kino
>>218209790>gets rekt in one hit in his first joustDuncan had better get considerably better at jousting as time goes by, considering Barristan Selmy got knighted for winning a tourney by defeating Dunk
>duncan the tall 6'11>lyonel baratheon 6'7>daemon blackfyre 6'4>maekar targaryen 6'3>baelor targaryen 6'3>robert baratheon 6'6does grrm make everyone tall? what kind of midieval world is this
>>218209932>midievalmedieval
>>218209932Planetos is clearly a low gravity planet, duh
>>218209932Maekar should be exactly one inch shorter than Baelor. Not enough that an observer would notice, but enough that Maekar would know and seethe about it
>>218207469>>218207508>>218207515>>218207594so, no one really know were is the sword ?
>>218209939*dies*
>>218209932It's the lanklets' fantasy.
>>218209954Is it really called Planetos
>>218209955Maekar being shorter than Baelor is all in his head
>>218208016underrated
>>218209994That's just a retarded meme, anon. It's Earthos
>>218207212Im watching dunk and egg now, second episodeCan someone tell me why was important to the story to make the initial scene a full nude of an old man with a guinness world record long cock?
>>218209939
Aagghh
>>218210028dude SEX lmao
>>218210028arlan having a big dick will make sense by the end
>>218210028it's funny. Why are you insecure about big hog LMAO
>>218209957Yeah, its implied illyrio might have it (or maybe a replica) but its mia
>>218208016Flowers&SapA World of Buzz and Flowers
>>218209994Obviously not, it's Mundos
>>218210033
>>218210028>with a guinness world record long cockIs it? I assumed it was completely average honestly.
>>218210059it's funny if you're a fucking retard
>>218209994Terranos
>>218210028It's part of the Big Cock Master Plan
>>218210028it's not that big is it?
>>218210123>>218210161Im sorry I meant it was on the shorter side
>>218209331Census means nothing. Nobody in America considers Arabs white
DA KING IN DA NORF
>>218208219what the FUCK her hands are massive
>>218210448>ok can we make Star Wars now?
>>218210423White just means fair complexion and not readily apparently some other non-european ethnicity
>>218209994No. It's Flatearthos.
>>218210470built for Arlan's cock
Valyrians when prompted about Andals and The First Men.
new general pls
>>218210679The difference being that Valyrians don't look like dysgenic inbred freaks despite actually being inbred.
new thread>>218210786>>218210786>>218210786
>>218209932How big is Brienne/The Cleganes
