>>218213534
First for juicy red head

>>218213534
is that a they or a them?

>>218213534
does he has a penis or vargina

>>218213534
you could blow they/their pussy out easy as fuck btw

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pick your team of champions like your life depends on it

>>218213534
is he a boy or...?

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>>218213534
is that a boy or a girl?

>>218213557
team daybe is op compared to the others

>>218213557
Team Dayne and it isn’t even close

>>218213557
team blackfyre is the only team with no weak links

>>218213557
Lannister, putting jamnie and sandoq on the same team is unfair

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>>218213521
4 eyes are better then 3.
If an attack is coming from the one-eyed rider's blind side then it'll be up to the dragon to react once it realizes the rider isn't going to give the command. Those are valuable seconds wasted.

>>218213557
Dont even need loras at that point, I guess you could have him spread his bussy to distract the niggas.

>>218213571
>Fraud of the Morning
>Faggot of Flowers

>>218213571
>>218213581
dunk never became a top tier fighter, oberyn gets too cocky and will lose to the mountain after taking him out, and loras is not great

>>218213557
wait holy shit this is actually really well balanced

>>218213557
why the fuck did Barristan get the worst team

>>218213557
Team dayne is OP as fuck

>>218213610
Jaime talked about how much Loras reminded him of himself, and that he’s gotten too good too young. He also does well at tourneys

>>218213557
either team Bobby B or team DB

>>218213557
Team Bobby.

>>218213610
dunk is enough to take snow. Oberyn and the mountain kill each other. Loras and Dayne stomp Barristan and Daemon.

>team Dayne is OP
are you people baiting?

>>218213557
I think Baelor is a jobber but I can’t not be on team Bobby.

>>218213557
>team Barristan
>legend
>giant retard
>inbred retard
>less inbred retard

someone doesn't like Selmy

>>218213647
Jaime and Loras are top tier fighters
Dunk is a tank
Oberyn has a freaking poison spear

>>218213621
Erm did you not see show Daemon 1v1000'ing a bunch of pirates? How an entire regiment of archers with high ground shot at him and missed while he 360 no scoped the bad guy? Pshhhh, nothin personel, but Daemon is the GOAT.... THE GOAT fuck hotd is so retarded its unreal, people were really complaining about dunk getting too many mortal wounds when daemon was devil may crying niggas in the "good" season of hotd

>>218213646
>defeating the weakest team
Not a great achievement.

>>218213680
>Jaime
Dayne*

The Others and Dragons are clearly products of massive blood rituals to create artificial magic creatures, dragons are obviously based on wyverns and Others men and maybe Ice Dragons.

Also Ice Dragons could nuke the Valyrian Fraud monsters

>>218213557
judging based off of overall quality of warrior it's Blackfyre, there is no jobber on his team unlike every other team

>>218213557
Team Baratheon would mope the floor with anyone. People saying Dayne overestimate Dunk, he was never a top tier fighter. In Baratheon team you have all the goats from their respective eras plus Baelor who is no weakling, and i assume uses his own armor in this, not Valars...

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>>218213610
>Loras is not great
Literally in contention for best living fighter per GRRM

>>218213680
>Loras are top tier fighters
not really, he's up there but he's not on the level of Dayne, Jaime, Selmy

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>arguing about fictional character power levels, with some of their info only amounting to a few sentences written by an obese retard

>>218213727
GRRM is a retard when it comes to his own fighters, fucking Garlan is better than Loras

>>218213727
He meant that Loras is an amazing jouster. But with swords even Loras himself admits that Garlan is far better.

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>>218213557
the team leaders are all the best fighters in the verse, cute

also the answer is obviously team Dragonknight

>>218213733
>>218213754
> He's me. I am speaking to myself, as I was, all cocksure arrogance and empty chivalry. This is what it does to you, to be too good too young. - Jaime
> The Knight of Flowers was still half a boy, arrogant and vain, but he had it in him to be great, to perform deeds worthy of the White Book.- Jaime
>Have you seen Mace Tyrell's boy? The Knight of Flowers, they call him. Now there's a son any man would be proud to own to. Last tourney, he dumped the Kingslayer on his golden rump, you ought to have seen the look on Cersei's face. I laughed till my sides hurt.- Bobby B

>>218213557
why is Bradley Cooper there

>>218213772
Who says they all have to fight melee? No war lances? Sounds like the other teams are full of PUSSIES

>>218213786
Didn't Daemon Blackfyre get BTFO by arrows?

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>>218213534
SEX WITH GWIN

>>218213811
I think the implication is that they will wrestle naked.

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>>218213742
it's fun

>>218213830
Loras wins by a LANDSLIDE he gapes that bussy and distracts the enemy long enough for Dunk to wipe them all out

>>218213830
Renly's wet dreams be like:

...Dayne?

>>218213823
Arrows fashioned out of weirwood trees controlled by a tree-wizard. You can’t critique him for that.

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>Writes about tall, muscular, rugged and competent men whom all the women swoon for
>looks like this
Do you think it has an effect on his mental health? How does he do it?

>>218213823
yeah, magic arrows from a mile away in a surprise attack while he was helping his opponent get to safety, you could probably use his honor against him but dying from 7 arrows hardly takes away from how useful he would be in a melee

>>218211431
>Dunk-dragon
nani?

>>218213557
i have to go with team Jaime, Sandoq is a fucking menace and Brienne might arguably be better than Dunk

>>218213881
>self insert as sam

>>218213903
Idk if any woman 8 inches shorter than any man could win any fight ever

i watched dunk and have a question. so the king, like the actual ruler of the seven kingdoms, entered a trial by combat to kill his sons?

>>218213823
ofc they used arrows to beat him, no one could beat him in a fight

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>>218213924

If Daemon and Aegon did a wifeswap one night it would be like the most Targaryen thing ever

>>218213924
What? The king never showed up. That's the Heir vs his brother and his sons.

>>218213924
the housewife and nfl player audience, everyone

>>218213924
No his son and two of his grandkids had a whack at his other son

>>218213924
How retarded are you? Are you woman who is constantly looking at social media while watching?

>>218213534
This is what TV, music and movies do to kids these days, And social media. Turns them into literal mentally ill faggots

>i watched dunk and have a question. so the king, like the actual ruler of the seven kingdoms, entered a trial by combat to kill his sons?

who was the anon complaining how the show was dumbing things down too much for showfags again?

>>218213909
Nah, Tyrion, he said, is his self-insert.

>>218213557
why are jon and robb even on this??

>>218213924
Yes, Targaryen's are blood thirst inbreds, they want to fuck and kill their kin

>>218213942
so the guy in the chair in this webm that is referred to as "your grace" (the established name for the king in the settings) is not the actual king?

>>218214008
>constantly fucking hookers
that fatboy is reinvesting HBO's money into brothels

>>218214042
bro either you're braindead or trolling and I don't care which it is

>>218213909
>Samwell Tarly - 5'9"
Not likely

who is le quirky frunk chungus stag person? is he the leader of the house of barathion?

>>218214051
His date with Shae all he did was show his 40K collection and Shae's nude figures then took her to 3 resturants in one night it was the funniest shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNDugbZ6w5s&t=52s

>>218214042
They're all princes of the crown and one is the hand of the king.

>>218213557
Team Dayne by a mile.

>>218213924
No.
Baelor is hand of the king and heir
(if you've forgotten what "hand of the king" is, its second in command)
He also isn't entering 'to kill his sons'
as you can clearly see yielding is an option all that needed to happen was for aerion to get roughed up enough to give up

>>218214042
He's the body double to thwart assassination attempts

>>218214065
He’s the heir to Storm’s End. He’s meant to be closer to Dunk’s age. For some reason they cast a 40 year old instead.

>>218214042
he's referred to as grace because he is the heir, none of the other princes are the heir

>>218214065
house barathion didnt exist yet, thats house reindeer

>>218213557
Team Blackfyre and you people are fucking retarded for picking any other team

>>218213557
>not a single Barristan Team supporter
frauds the lot of you

>>218213909
i think quentyn is the one that matches his youths description

>>218214125
Ok Bitterseethe

>>218214077
can't decide if based or cringe

>>218214098
they like the actor too much that they let his age go

>>218214143
not even a blackfyre fag, look at the weakest player on every team and the aswer is clear who has the strongest team

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>>218213557
>>218213786
PISS ON THAT SAYS I

>>218214127
Gregor and Jon are dead weight, sorry

>>218213610
>Dunk never became top tier
I wish retards stopped saying this there is zero proof

>>218213824
are you big and stupid?

>>218213989
Social media is just the new PR stunt platform for actors. It's also cheaper.

>>218214077
for some reason it never occurred to me how much of a nerd it takes to dream up worlds like grrm does

>>218214173
Average rugby player experience

>>218214077
>>218214144
no wonder he doesnt write anymore, he just plays with his figurines all day

>>218214173
Ok, but why?

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>ywn drape your banner over a defeated woman after a battle
Why even live?

>>218213557
>no crannogmen
my nigga howland reed would bootyblast all of these shit teams

>>218213727
this counts, but to be fair GURm changes his mind about this every 5 minutes

>>218214188
Dunk belongs right below the top anon, theres nothing to support him being up there with best of the best fighters, he was not a demon with a hammer, or a master sworsman

>>218214103
I literally just found out about this. And I've probably rewatched The Tudors as much as GoT.

There's no time an heir apparent was called 'Your Grace' in GoT, isn't there?

>>218214175
this list is the gospel but it has nothing to do with fighters

I don’t know why you guys think that Dunk losing a couple jousts when he’s a teenager means he wasn’t an excellent fighter by the time he was a Kingsguard. He wouldn’t have been Egg’s Champion against Lyonel if he wasn’t very good

>>218214127
>>not a single Barristan Team supporter
jon snow and daemon targaryen are overrated and the mountain literally lost to somebody on team dayne

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>>218213534
I love Myranda

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>>218214175
> Azor Apie
Unexpected kek, still laughing as I type this.

>>218214242
I'm thinking he wrote himself into a hole, and to untangle the plots, he would need to basically retcon A Dance with Dragons. He planned out a 5-year timeskip, but now he would need to write out Arya's training arc in real time, make sure Jon doesn't decompose 5 years in an ice cell on the wall in the 5 years to get resurrected, and write Aegon taking King's Landing right now. It's a mess and he knows he can't untangle it so he's going fuck off and die with his money.

>>218213903
>better than Dunk
at the start of the books, sure, but, later in life he's probably in top tier

>>218213534
dick status?

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>>218214242
Jej, I can see VizzyT playing Warhammer Valyria edition as a jab from condom and hiss at fatman.

>>218213534
Holy fuck what is that thing, kill it with fire.

>>218214285
>There's no time an heir apparent was called 'Your Grace' in GoT, isn't there?
no, but the king is really old by now and Baelor (the heir) is alsot the hand of the king (the second highest authority in the realm) no people are already calling him your grace

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>>218214321
nobody said Dunk isn't an excellent fighter, just not the top tier of the entire setting

>>218213834
that slap is so satisfying

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>>218213550
Most likely a they/trans. Possibly a male twink and definitely too old for >>218213824

>>218214276
Four (4) pages in the White Book says different.

>>218214392
the parry into an armbar is also nice, dunk clearly has martial skill beyond just being big

>>218214410
>Four (4) pages in the White Book says different.
Dunk is the greatest knight for his deeds and hios character, not for his skill, he's beating 95% of the rest of the fighters in the setting, just not beating the top tier, he isn't beating any of the typical top fighters

>>218214377
kek

>>218214355
fine but he's not circumcised

>>218214268
North God style is OP

Was the Age of Heroes before or after The Long Night?

>>218214408
I think she's a lesbian

>>218213557
Baratheon for Cole.

>>218214340
There was a time in my life when I used to lose my mind over chicks like her.

>>218213610
>loras is not great
Show only fag detected. He's better than Jaime.

>>218214483
>I used to lose my mind over chicks like her.
petite pretty little things?

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>>218213534
I prefer the other redhead

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>>218214321
he's good, but he's just not selmy/jaime good. he wins most of his fights by being fuckhuge and manhandling his opponents, not swordplay. he's basically just gregor clegane but with functioning brain cells. that's not to say he's bad at swordfighting. he could kill 90% of other knights and soldiers without breaking a sweat. but the likes of jaime/selmy/dayne would obliterate him.

>>218214483
we know, Rhaegar

>>218214483
I still do. Not because she's crazy. Cute, pale, small frame, big eyes, brunette, modest ass and breasts.
No wonder why I'm married to a woman like that

>>218214526
Yes, also bipolar.

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>>218213924
>>218213984
He could be the mother of pic related.

>>218214340
Great!
...
*Why*? Personally I thought she was one of the shittiest and most superfluous things in the show.

>>218214487
>Show only fag detected. He's better than Jaime.
what the fuck are you reading??? jaime's insecure thoughts or him losing in a fucking joust don't mean shit in an actual fight to the death, loras is good but most of his feats are tourney feats, Garlan is better with a sword and Loras is gonna get raped by alot of the med on the other teams

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OK, /got/hotd/dunk/: prove you did not just luck out on having good taste by being here, and recommend me a movie to watch RIGHT NOW

>>218214598
Her hip bones

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>>218214527
here you go then

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>>218214598
>*Why*?
see>>218214552

>>218214615
Till Eulenspiegel

>>218214615
finance: Margin Call
turn your brain off fun: Four Lions

>>218213557
Dayne solos that shit

>>218213557
Barry the Bold would never do me wrong.

>>218214260
>enduring the storm
God Paladinus is such a good fucking writer, I love that story.

>>218214696
Let’s just hope the tourney doesn’t take place in a narrow hallway.

>>218214696
yeah but his team sucks

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You're Grace, rich merchants from Volantis are inquiring about renting the Dragonpit to conduct melee tournaments, much like the fighting pits of the East. He assures us that no slaves will fight and no man shall be forced. They say that 10 percent of all proceeds, such as entry fees and bids from gambling, will go to the town. He's ready to rent for at least seven years. Should we allow this?

Also, as you recall, the Red Keep has been plagued by petty thievery: silver goblets, golden candle holders, and even jewelry. We had to banish multiple servants from the Red Keep who were suspects. As it turns out, your daughter Anonia was the one pilfering such items. It would seem she sold them and gave the money to feed the poor. Word has gone out, and while some snicker at us, many more are praising your daughter and your house and singing songs about it. What say you?

And finally, the Lord of the Vale, Dickon Arryn, is rallying his banners and plans on wiping out the Wildlings who haunt the Vale mountains. Many knights from houses not in the Vale have sworn to join them. Shall we lend them our support?

>>218213557
it’s just gonna come down to all teams captains fighting so the answer is Bobby B

>>218214717
kek

>>218214077
I was surprised to see the theater was almost empty for the q/a they did, I guess everyone in Santa Fe already sees George plenty.

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Have I been falling for Stannis propaganda or is he the best character of GOT who deserved the throne?

>>218214615
Irreversible

>>218214730
Kill them
Kill her
Give him crates filled with dragon fire and insist they are brought along the rugged mountain paths with them.

>>218214762
>autistic weirdo who fucks a literal witch
bruh

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We owe them an apology, /got/hotd/dunk/

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>>218214722
if gregor just tanks the chaff and daemon and idunwantit peel for him, barristan will hard carry.

>>218214762
Stannis is a whiney bitch. Have you heard him talk in the books
>WA WA WA no one likes me, why didn't Robert give me this or do this for me, I should've been his hand I should be King, why did Robert like Ned more than me it's now fair WAAAAAAAAA

>>218213557
Considering George confirmed Arthur was the greatest duelist in his entire fiction I'm going with him.

>>218214810
I heard he held Storm's End with 500 men only to have it given to his brother

>>218214824
GRRM sucked at synchronizing the actual feats of characters with how highly he rates him. At least he gave Barristan some feats but Arthur seems GOAT purely based on GRRM repeating it so often and his name being Arthur.

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>>218214762
>deserved the throne
it is his throne. deserve has nothing to do with it.

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>>218214803

>>218214850
yes and he bitches about that too

>>218214615
Jason and the Argonauts 1963 is bretty gud.

>>218215051
is the kid the mad king that jamie slays?

>>218213557
from worst to best team

>6th place: Team (B)old
Barristan in his prime is one of if not the best fighter on here but the show has stained his legacy, Mountain is up there but his killer is on the other team, Daemon is overrated and loses to Cole even with darksister, Jon Snow sinks this team
>5th place: Team "i did not fuck Naerys i swear"
Aemon was the best wielder of darksister, Sandor is a beast so long as there is no fire around, Victarion is good, Robb is not
>4th place: Team "Dayne?"
Dayne is Op, his team isn't, Dunk is strong and now westerosi rocky but he gets out skilled heavily, Oberyn is a hothead who jobbs, Loras is peak (with a lance and in a tourney)
>3rd place: Team "retcons and plot device"
Jaime in his prime we all know about, Sandoq might actually be a demon, Cregan was the one of the best swordsman the dragonknight ever saw, Brienne is good
>2nd place: Team based (and retarded)
this might be the most well rounded team, ironically it's the team leader Daemon Blackfyre who is the liability, while he is the best on his team and can beat almost everyone here, he lets honor get in the way at the worst times
>1st place: the jobbing storm
they literally all died from freak accidents, things out of their control, or friendly fire

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little Helaena a cute

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>>218215099
Would you do your duty for the famjam?

>>218214175
>Al Swearengen
kek I just yesterday finished watching Deadwood for the first time, happy to see Swedgin among the SSS but desu I completely forgot about that Hound episode

>>218215085
>>5th place: Team "i did not fuck Naerys i swear"
kek, missed opportunity to name the team "i did not have sexual relations with that women"

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sex

>>218215082
No, that's his grandson.

>>218215149
>women
*woman

>>218214175
kek these tierlists are the best thing /tv/ produces, kept me checking Cobra Kai threads long after I gave up the show as well

He summons me?

WITH HASTE????

>>218215175
>WITH HASTE????
not with haste, just summons

>>218215157
Bet he spent those four days banging that GILFy innkeep.

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POST SHOTA DUNK!

>>218214175
>Sand Snake Tier doesn't even get funny names
well deserved

>>218214175
the person who made this should make a dunk tierlist

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>i have to believe that honor and decency will prevail
juxtaposed with the very next scene
they cooked with this one

>>218214175
Cesar

>>218215201
>shota
Kys

>>218214803
>fucks the princess
>implies he probably wasn't her first given her skill

Kek I loved this movie as a teen, plain dumb humor.

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>>218214175
robbs whore deserves to be a little higher just because of that ass

Milord

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>>218214762
he Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people

Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience

a cry is heard in the distance

suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses

we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip

"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"

in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail

"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"

"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"

Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken

"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the iron price!"

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>>218215416
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!

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>>218215416
>FADE TO BLACK
>"AND WHO. ARE YOU. THE PROUD LORD SAID..."
>episode written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss.

>>218213557
It's never not Team Dayne

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>>218214077
Before season 1, George's tweets were hilarious about her. Make it even funnier when Tyrion is his self-insert and he picked her.

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>>218215514
How does anyone fuck up this badly? are they bots?

>0 hype for hotd
It's so fucking over

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FUCK THAT
AND FUCK YOU
I POSTED FOR YOU
GWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGS
WE POSTED FOR YOU
YOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIAL
HE RISKED NOTHING
and the gods dont favor a fraud

>>218215750
They lost the trust of the fans after season 2 and they've been burned before with season 8. They need to fuck off from Rhaenyra or make her evil to actually do anything. Most people are only watching for Daemon's fight with Aemond.

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it was

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why they so faggy?

>>218215811
their british

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jo3d2MN52j0
I love the retarded content dunk has blessed us with

>>218215839
kek

Wasted opportunity to make seven character arc for seven knights instead of my hecking mutt childhood girlfriend

>>218215839
I don't get it

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>>218215899
It's a Fast and Furious reference

>>218215875
What?

>>218215952
Episode 5

>>218215979
What?

>>218216002
Idk man I just skimmed through

>>218215946
ah ok thx

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>>218213557

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>>218215875
>>218216002
I think he meant instead of giving us more Trial of the Seven combat scenes we got more Rafe time? idk

>>218216076
kill all brindled men

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the Dance should have been avoided right here, the green bitch deserves her fate as brothel queen

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brehs...

>>218216229
fat midge

i just got to season 5 episode 1 on my rewatch. i remember this is when bookfags ramped up the cope and had no clue what was coming for them (e.g. mance isn't dead ackshually). this series died with mance. RIP.

>>218214355
tucked or removed

>>218214355
inverted

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>>218214615
dunk was comfy but sharpe is comfier and I cannot recommend it enough

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>>218216233
YES!

>>218215774
kek

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>no more apple puns
>just HOTD bullshit to look forward to

The Others take me

>>218216076
Yeah I would like more of Bealor instead of this garbage no one cares about

y didnt baelor make valarr fight for dunk since it was his armor?

>>218216290
I can see the resemblance of young Sean Bhawn and Bran, too bad Bran grew out of it...

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Do you guys think book Jaime will finish his redemption?

>>218216323
*geld me

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>Swords don't kill people, Dunk, Targaryens do.
>Yes, my boy looks just like Rowan's grandpa who was from Summer Isles
any chance Dunk and Egg visit Raymun next season?

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>>218216346
ugh forgot pic

>>218216353
Redemption? For murdering Aerys, the kindest, gentlest king who ever sat the throne?

>>218216343
valarr is a shit knight
>>218216353
no, because the fatman is not going to finish

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>>218216306
Please sir, may I have some more?

>>218216353
>>218216383

Can an AI make a fake WoW book using the old books and the released WoW excerpts? It would probably be entertaining until HotD3 releases.

>>218216435
may as well just read the glowie's fanfiction

>>218216371
No, for Bran, his own cousin, etc etc
All the stuff he did for the edgy persona

>>218214527
>>218216229
>>218216306
>tfw British
>tfw she is the spitting image of my ex
>tfw I also like drinking cider

>>218216233
pretty face fag midge is a top tier woman desu

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sexsexsex

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>>218216536
Stop liking evil women!

>tfw no pregnant redhaired hobbit gf

alright dunkfags you had your fun but the hotdchads are taking over these generals now

s3 coming soon its time to get HYPE for the return of our queens. anyone else starting a rewatch to get ready??

>>218216565
I refuse!
Evil women RULE

>>218216572
What would you have me do?

BRAKEN CUNT!

>>218216572
>the hotdchads are taking over these generals now
and we are the poorer for it

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>>218216589
AIIIIEEEEE MY COUNCIL IS GIVING ME COUNSEL, AS IS THEIR JOB, AND THEY ARE PUZZLED AT ME NOT TAKING ANY ACTION THAT ISN'T SEPTA METAL GEAR INFILTRATION
THIS IS SEXIIIISSMMM

>>218215679
You think Gurm cranks to the scene where Tyrion rapes the brothel girl?

>>218216572
there is no reason to rewatch because it sucks and the new season will also suck.
dunk > got >>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit > hotd

>>218216647
Gurm writes with one hand strokin' it and the other stuffing food down his gullet

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>>218213557
Team Blackfyre taking this with maybe one dead teammate (the stark)

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TAKE A LOOK TO THE SKY JUST BEFORE YOU DIE
IT'S THE LAST TIME HE WILL
BLACKENED ROAR, MASSIVE ROAR, FILLS THE CRUMBLING SKY
SHATTERED GOAL FILLS HIS SOUL WITH A RUTHLESS CRY
STRANGER NOW ARE HIS EYES TO THIS MYSTERY
HEARS THE SILENCE SO LOUD

https://youtu.be/zc4k5OUSJ2I?si=t71KLUO2ASsQr2Fv

>>218215679
>from pornstar to actually acting

Either Shae's actress has a top class agent or she's good at sucking GRRM's dick.

>>218216745
She sucked the soul out of the fatman, blame her for him never finishing TWOW or ADOS

>>218216229
huh she looks well old here

>>218216745
the actress is such a dumb retarded whore she inadvertently played the part of Shae quite well

>>218216701
I hate exposing ignorance like I'm about to but what's the story with this picture? Whoever that is he's making what looks like a determined effort and getting pretty good results.

>>218216850
nigga i dont see no fuckin boat
dey ain no fuckin boat

>>218216877
some guy ai slopped aerion to look like daemon blackfyre

>>218216877
>what's the story with this picture?
Daemon was about to down a can of white monstah before Redgrass field and Bittersteel took a funny photo

>>218216908
I wondered if that might not be the case but couldn't be certain just because of how different and how much more *relaxed* he looks in daylight.
>>218216911
Having to handle Daemon's social media as well? No wonder he was so angry all the time.

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>>218216392
as you please

>dunk's armor actually protects him like real armor would
>people think it's unrealistic
The only unrealistic thing in my mind is him still going after being impaled but other than that he'd be completely fine
All those stabs in the chest he took would barely do anything to him between the plate, mail, and gambeson

>Arrion 'The Storm' Baratheon

Sounds like a showrunner asked an AI to write Season 3.

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>>218216963
>turtle pendant
>officially GEORGED
dirty old bugger

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>>218216957
>No wonder he was so angry all the time.
>DAEMON moar liek GAYMON amirite lel
>1000 likes
>even w/o dornish bots

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>>218216736
Targ madness can be so cute if its done right

>>218214762
Oh cool, Davos got to fight.

>>218216963
love this wench

>>218214803
Hell yeah.

>>218216963
some nice fuzz there but a great big blazing ginger pit bush'd be better

I didn't want it to end bros...

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>>218216154
I sort of don’t blame Alicent for not wanting to betroth her kids to Rhaenyra’s bastards

>>218217104
this gave me feels

>>218217120
Aye. Hella feels, broh.

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>>218217108
It makes sense for book/s1 Alicent who hate Rhaenyra's guts.

No sense for s2 Alicent who wants to slam clams with Rhaenyra.

I don't know why some people are mad about the kinda modern music in the last episode. The entire story is pretty similar to a knights tale and they did that

>>218216980
What?

>>218213534
Is this a FtM or a MtF?

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>>218217049
idem

bros im worried about s2 dropping in quality... theres no big moments like baelor siding with dunk and him tragically dying or eggs reveal. no cool side characters like lyonel and raymund...
the story is kinda boring actually and could be told in 3 episodes even at 30 mins runtime and the final fight isn't nearly as cool as a trial of seven

>>218214410
A man of serviceable skill and a great heart is why he is that historic a character anon.
He inspires men because he is truly a knight in all that encapsulates and if you think that begins and ends with swordcraft you've already lost the plot.

>>218217232
It'll be padded with Blackfyre Rebellion flashbacks.

Big reveal is Eustace fought with the rebels and his monologue.

>>218217300
Also pad the first episode with dorne and the citadel aemon visit

>>218217300
the more blackfyre flashbacks we get the less chance they ever make a show about the rebellion

>>218213881
My favourite author spent his declining years writing about multiple self insert characters fucking twenty year old redheads over and over again and still producing great stories around it.
The fuck did this guy spend his ending years writing about? Nineteen different ways to spell Godwyiiiiiiiin

>>218217332
That's acceptable, the rebellions are pretty much footnotes not enough to fill a season.

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It was an 8.5/10. Humor didn't and they made some dialogue worse but I honestly like most of the additions outside of it. I'm never gonna watch HoD, I'll just read fire and chud

>>218217332
i dont think they are going to anon
the first blackfyre rebellion is to dunk and egg what robert's rebellion is to the main series

Espresso so fucking catchy, I love it. I usually don't like pop music but that slut can sing

>>218217172
A literal anime OC character for season 3. An 'assassin'

>>218217422
And it's a fucking baratheon?!

>>218217332
if they keep the perspective limited to eustace, his sons, and how it relates to rohanne it could work without really needing to expand on the entire rebellion, or even the full battle of the redgrass field. they could work ser arlan losing his squire into it as well, bringing it full circle back to dunk's perspective. eustace's sons and ser arlan's nephew roger all died in that battle.

>>218217232
These shows are and pander to GoT showfags. Book readers wouldn't appreciate season 2 as much as they would.

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>>218217410
Here's a God tier pop song nobody knows by the call me maybe girl

https://youtu.be/Y8qZ22IFK6I?si=DOp44MSgwHVeZTVE

>>218217410
And here's what a pop song back when music was good sounded like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4&list=RDZXhuso4OTG4&start_radio=1

>>218217232
Honestly so many people in here seem to hate the second novella i’m not sure why they care whether or not its butchered

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>>218217437


He'll be the Darkstar of HotD

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>>218217445
I was gonna delete my post because I meant to post it on a completely different board, but I like this song too. There's a Nine inch nails / Carly Rae Jepsen mash up of head in a hole that's really good

>>218217496
>Sorry lad. Forgot the words.

>>218217442
its the show watchers that want cool battles and big moments to make edits and shit out of and theres basically none of that in sworn sword

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>>218217484
>Back when men were men

>>218217494
Fags in this threat literally only want pretty boys anon. Did you enjoy the second story?

>>218217494
6 episodes is too much for the second even with blackfyre flashbacks

>>218217528
Nigga I offered a Styx song and you had to find a different band to find them being fags?
Fags can make great music and they don't go out of their way to say "lol I could be bi or whatever" as they do it.
Bowie played his gay role straight and never broke kayfabe.

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Lady Apple Cider

>>218217550
they will probably do a whole episode on their time in dorne + a lot of fanfiction dunk flashbacks

>>218217573
How tall is this gal anyway

>>218217535
Yeah i think its the best
>>218217550
Is it though? Like aside from filler they can do he’s gotta do some kind of conversation to tell you what George did about the last two years as narrator. They’ve gotta investigate the stream, terrorize the peasants, go back to eustace, go to coldmoat, rally all the peasants, drill them, then the climax, then the aftermath.
Everyone liked this season and look how much of it is just him walkin around ashford

>>218217572
I like styx too, don't take it so serious anon

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>>218217619
three green apples tall

>>218217619
Dunk is 6'5 and raymun is about a head shorter than him. She's about a head shorter than raymun

>>218217104
dunk come back

>>218217619
According to Google their actor' heights are 5'9 and 5'6

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>>218217729
(i keep forgetting to add the images0

I wonder how Condom and Mess feel right about now watching the glowing praise AKotSK has received compared to the almost universal derision thrown at HotDrag-onsentence

>>218217332
there is no real point to make a blackfyre show until George expands on that era, it could be kino if there are alot of twists, interesting conflicts, and revalations. Unlike bobbyBs rebellion which would be pointless to make a show about now

>>218217750
this is the perfect bf/gf height difference

>>218217750
Why do you guys simp for her she's average bordering on ugly

>>218217677
I'm annoyed by your reasonable response and don't like that you took the fight out of this.

>>218217759
More lesbos

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>>218217767
twat

>>218217767
I dated a vegan for a year and a half in uni who was only not a cunt about her beliefs when we'd go out for steak on my birthday.
Men will put up with shockingly unreasonable things for a pretty enough redhead.

>>218217767
>average bordering on ugly

Guess who's also that? You and me ;_;

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meanwhile in Essos....

>>218217767
>she's average
post someone you find attractive please, i wanna know

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>>218217848
The girl who played the pretend dead whore. Vastly superior redhead

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>>218217868
she's a basic frigid cunt. unlike Rowan, who's spicy and has lots of character

>>218217633
Episode 1
>Dorne, maybe Oldtown, get viewers up to date with the Spring Sickness and what happened since season 1, ends with them going into Osgrey's service

Episode 2
>Introduce Bennis, learn more about Eustace, investigate the stream, introduce Longinch, tease Webber

Episode 3
>Dunk goes to Coldmoat, meets Webber, Dunk tries to rally smallfolk

Episode 4
>Training smallfolk (poorly). Flashback to Eustace fighting in the rebellion (leave it ambiguous which side). Dunk goes to fight Longinch at the creek.

Episode 5
>Blackfyre flashback and full reveal of Eustace. Battle between Dunk and Longinch.

Episode 6
>Dunk recovers. Wedding. Goodbyes with Webber.