Previous >>218221973(((maesters))) edition
>>218224519GREY RATS
Maesters don't have swords. They are humble servants of the realm.
for the averageness of ser arlan's schlong, his balls seem small.
RENLY BARATHEON IS AN ASS MUNCHER!
>>218224566you either have a massive shaft or massive balls, rarely bothi have a below average dick but pretty big nuts
why is this pic of Cersei so fucking erotic
>>218224527 This.Also do people not figure out that Davos is clearly a unreliable narrator when it comes to Stannis? Stannis isn't a good guy.
Renly is a dumb fuck and would've died no matter what
>>218224566im a renly fag btw dont know if that matters
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>218224584being right or wrong doesn't matter here, no-one is right or wrong, renly is a retard and had no chance of winning the war of five kings that is the beginning the middle and the end of this discussion you utter moron, read a fucking book for once in your life.
>4 months till HotD
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
THE MAESTERS COULDNT CURE MY ITCHY ARSE
>>218224571OH!
>>218224519>ignore your rotting brother/father Viserys for 6 years while your political enemies are the ones taking care of his health>only show up to ask a political favor, drag him out of his deathbed and take him off his meds>not to save him from the Greens but to make him once again shield his brat daughter from the consequences of her actions>leave him in the clutches of the Greens the very same night after you get what you needed, Viserys dies not realizing you already left>NOOO VISERS HAS BEEN SLAIN HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?it is fitting that Daemon and Rhaenyra in the show are the Blacks because they certainly have the intelligence of blacks
>>218224611>4 months till 8 slow episodes where nothing happens
HotD soundtrack is really good. Velaryon theme and young Rhaenyra theme especially
>>218224606>renly is a retard and had no chance of winning the war of five kingsRenly can do nothing while sub commanders win the war. He would have smashed the Lannister's with ease something Stannis failed at lmao. The Riverlands would be easy pickings as always. Robb Stark cannot deny the just peace against one hundred thousand Southrons if he's trying to hold the riverlands. The North will also be economically at the mercy of the South once the winter hits and they need food. Renly would unironically do better than Stannis.
I don't think anything after season 04 of Game of Thrones is good.
>Men call me Shadow the Baratheon, and I am of the StormCan't wait to see the best character of the series
>>218224685jesus fucking christ, you haven't read the books you have no idea what you are talking about, I have no interest in discussing this with you.
>>218224706What is he weaned on?
>>218224623checks out that ass worms are common during medieval times...wonder what the cure is though....Spoilers?
>>218224685>the riverlandsRenly was heading straight for kingslanding you idiot, if you haven't read the books then what is the fucking point in trying to debate this with you? stupid faggot.
I think gay Stannis would've won the war easily
Praise the bee
>>218224777Beesbury my GOAT (council member)
>>218224062you are goddamn right he will, Manderly is as cunning as he is fat, he will throw a great feast, a feast that will go down in legend, the Manderly Pie Feast. The North does not Forget or Forgive.
>>218224711I accept your concession >>218224744After he takes Kings landing and the Lannister claimants are dead Riverlands are next unless Robb comes to terms duhh.
>>218224706I wonder if he's the one who pushes Helaena out of the window then takes off.
>>218224797The most honourable Norfman is a Seven Following Andal. Makes you think.
>>218224806nooo not my sisterwife
>>218224806>>218224858It's pretty funny you just know a green will kill her because she doesn't give a shit about the boy
The Lord of Air did nothing wrong
>>218224802stupid fag, you deserve renly the idiot would be king
>>218224224This >>218224841Also if Aegon IV was at all serious he would have legitimised Daemon when he gave him the sword but he didn't. The bestowing of the sword is Blackfyre cope as always.
>>218224685>Renly would unironically do better than Stannis.Renly wouldn't ride north to fight the others resulting in instant loss for all humans.
>>218224706>The most dangerous man in the Stormlands
>>218224857The Manderlys do not take their oaths lightly, and once and for all will prove themselves true (though perhaps very fat) northmen
>>218224938>you deserve renlyIf only. Renly as King would mean House Baratheon wouldn't be on the verge of extinction right now because of Stannis.
>>218224962Fat fucks are based
>Stannis is called by the laws he holds sacred to go against Robert>He dismisses them for older laws, laws of blood to serve his older brother>Starves in the siege with every one else in Storm's End, including Renly>Makes sure everyone eats before him, including Renly>Because as the younger brother, he must support his elder, and as the older brother, he must protect his younger>Years later, Renly spits in Stannis' face and on Robert's grave by abandoning the law of the crown and the law of bloodI don't care how you cut Renly's military campaign, he was a CUNT, and he would have been a Tyrell puppet happy to dance on their gold rose strings as long as Lorace kept sucking off his ego
>>218224912flaunting wealth around hungry people isnt a good idea. Isn't the fucker also in a palanquin before he was attacked? lmaoooo
>>218224967>least delusional faggotlmao, Renly was a disaster waiting to happen
>>218224967>House Baratheon under StannisStannis, Shireen and legitimized Edric>House Baratheon under RenlyRenly and his assbaby with Loras
KINO
>>218224943Any honest reading of Aegon's life and actions suggests her preferred Daemon over Daeron
For two knights (one whom is very renowned) they sure do look like mega twinks. Like even I got more muscle man and all I do is basic calisthenics.
What would Renly rule be like?>>218225034They're less muscled than me and probably double my age (I'm 55kg single digit body fat too)
>>218224857This is what Wyman Manderly would look like after two, maybe three months of lifting.
>>218225048The same as Olenna's rule but gay.
>>218224979Stannis spits on the graves of his forefathers by forsaking his own culture, the faith of the seven and therefore has zero right to the throne which is inalienably tied to the faith since Jaehaerys.
>>218224611I'm not sure I'm even going to hatewatch it. I just don't care anymore.
Maester misheard Aegon the Unworthy on his deathbed when he said 'legitimize Daemon' and what the deaf motherfucker heard was 'legitimize them all'.
>>218224995CHIMPOUTepisode 8 was the high point of HotD
>>218225067Whomever has Blackfyre rules says I.
>>218225067The Seven are weak and their rule had brought nothing but instability and degeneracy
>>218224971Manderlys are great, based fat fucks
>>218225048He'd end up as Tyrell bitch. Imagine Bobby B's situation but Bobby B is gay and gets fucked by Jaime Lannister.
>>218225081He actually said lobotomize them all
Book 2 of Dunk is pretty boring compared to 1 and 3, what storylines you think they'll add to make it good enough for TV?
>>218225126Osgrey's wet dream about his sweet king.
>>218224991>legitimized EdricHeadcanon. He's shown zero intention of doing this and intends his men to follow Shireen and therefore end house Baratheon like a cuck. >>218225096The Seven = Andal culture and Andal culture is literally everything good, just and noble in Westeros you cunt barbarian. Stannis is a traitor to his country.
>>218225126First Blackfyre Rebellion flashback (two whole episodes)
>>218225126They’ll take a quick trip beyond the wall to fight the others
>>218225126Godraven killing blackfyre shits
Reminder that Valyria = Babylon>The proudest city in all the world was gone in an instant, its fabled empire vanished in a day, the Lands of the Long Summer scorched and drowned and blighted.Revelation 18:10>Standing afar off for fear of her torments, saying: Alas! alas! that great city Babylon, that mighty city: for in one hour is thy judgment come.>Every man there knew that the Doom still ruled Valyria. The very sea there boiled and smoked, and the land was overrun with demons.Revelation 18:2>And he cried out with a strong voice, saying: Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen; and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every unclean spirit, and the hold of every unclean and hateful bird:>Fourteen or fourteen thousand. What man dares count them? It is not wise for mortals to look too deeply at those fires, my friend. Those are the fires of god's own wrath, and no human flame can match them.Revelation 18:8>Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine, and she shall be burnt with the fire; because God is strong, who shall judge her.>The dragonlords of the old Freehold were strong in sorcery, and lesser men defied them at their peril.Revelation 18:23>And the light of the lamp shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth, for all nations have been deceived by thy enchantments.https://grrm.livejournal.com/543080.html
>>218225126Every episode will include 40 minutes of shitting and farting
>>218224623imagine having to trust a black maester with your medical care
Daeron II was born first THOUGHEVER
>>218225126an entire episode dedicated to this little nigga
>>218225147>Andal culture is literally everything good, just and noble in WesterosWesteros is like the opposite of that. A cesspool of the worst in society, treacherous sinner all.
>>218225126Sidequest in Tarth to sow his seeds and to confirm fan-favorite Brienne is a descendant or his great granddaughter.
>>218225147Edric is there just in case something happens to Shireen.Stannis has spare heir while all Renly would have is Margaery's strong boys.
I refuse to watch HotD because they made targs into dindus. I don't care how good the writing is. Woke slop.
>>218225196>tfw you have to study math to get a gold chain
>>218225247Velaryons are alright, Messaria is the real awful casting
>>218225247t*rgs were always dindus. Skin or hair colour has nothing to with it.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/age-of-petty-kings-submod-ice-and-fireAnyone played this?
>>218225247>I don't care how good the writing isHere's the thing...
>>218225201Andal high culture is literally anti-slavery, knighthood, being just and protecting the innocent. Targaryen/Essos culture is slavery, incest and human sacrifice with filthy blood magic. And Norf culture was originally banging rocks together, worshipping trees, and filthy stuff like first night cuckolding. Andal culture literally shits on all others in the universe with allowing a high functioning large country while mixed with generally good morality.
>>218225302No.I played ck2 mod and minecraft mod though.
>>218225186this etardation and mixing of verse and your own made up nonsense is just that, anyone whos read revelations can tell, you idiot, however of course gurm tayliored the doom on revelations its exactly what the fat fuck would do, its not like he can make up his own apoc prophecies and portents like Rigney did, he has to borrow beg and steal from greater sources. Stupid fat hack.
>>218225349All the quotes that aren't from the Bible are from gurm's books though, I haven't made up anything.>etardation>tayliored (Swift?)
>>218225196no wonder the king rotted away if this is the grand maester
>tywin lannister>robb stark>stannis baratheon>renly baratheon>doran martellwhich one of these niggas should i serve in Warband?
>>218225126>what storylines you think they'll add to make it good enough for TV?
>>218225247>>218225326season 1 is goodbut i cant defend season 2
>>218225395>etardation retardation obviously welcome to 4chan, my keyboard is roken fuck you tootailored, fuck you again and the horse you rode in on
>>218225196>>218225421He's actually the greatest Maester in universe now with how quickly Aegon recovered being burned alive before skin grafts existed.
>>218225471Stannis of course
>>218225081He actually said "kill all Bracken and Bladwood shits". Eternity of peace would've followed.
>>218225196wait a fucking second is that Father?
>>218225471Robb no doubt
>>218225588oh no it isn't nvm
>>218225539but can he cure my itchy ass?
>>218225471Stannis.
>>218225471Depends on what you value, Tywin for legacy, Robb for honour, Stannis for justice, Renly if you're a faggot and Doran if you're brown and/or you support mass immigration
>>218225570>>218225643I hope he'll have me. Times are tough
RIP Beesburry you were a real one
>>218225471Doran nigga, get that bad pusy and watch quentyn get toasted
>>218225750And rip that Kingsguard we never see again I guess probably
>>218225750Just like Humfrey he refused to live in shame .
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO, ANON?
>>218225643Stannis
>>218225247HotD being the bigger project than Dunk clearly attracted all the sycophants and woke leftists like flies to shit, leaving Dunk to become the kino it is revered as today. Career progression chasers VS storytellers
>>218225471The Renly Wildcard
>>218225750>>218225800BASEDEES
>>218225772They should've given more backstory to Aemond desiring Helaena if they just wanted to do tumblrina tier fanfiction like they did.
What if he got the sword just because he was a better swrodfighter? Why would being a good knight mean that he would be a good king?
>>218225862I don’t even think it was HotD being big as much as it was making all the Valyrians into future maesters
>>218225888He gave it to him just to spite Daeron cause he told him to fuck off when he wanted to attack Dorne unprovoked.
>>218225886
>WHATOF>THEKINGSGUARD?
>>218225247Desu same
>>218225919Just like beesbury he was executed for honoring his vows.
>>218225919Take a lance through the heart, Beesbury, I'll handle the kingsguard
>>218225955>heart*dick and balls. They knew the stinger is the most dangerous part of the bee
>>218225955>beware our stingDoes that imply every beesbury victory is pyrrhic in nature?
Has the BeeGOD meme been taken up by more official sources
>>218225981A single bee dies, but the swarm survives.
To bee, or not to bee, that is the question
>>218225008The succession was never changed even on his deathbed. It automatically went to Daeron II. Aegon clearly never loved Daemon B like Viserys loved Rhae Rhae. Daemon B was just an ornament to Aegon IV.
>>218225989>bee magic>vulture bees and corpse hives>honor above everythingBeesbury house won hard
>>218225981Did you see the absolute swarm they had for Humfrey's funeral
Do any other House take their gimmick as hard as the Beesburys? Maybe the Boltons and Targaryens
>>218226096There is a house sleepy in the westerlands and that's their gimmick, they sleep during major events
>>218226096Lyonel had an antler for a crutch, and didn’t a Codsworth bite a raw fish at the tourney? Fossoways are in the cider business, and raymun uses like 3 apple metaphors.
>>218226107House Depression?
>>218226107House Suicide?
>>218225981It's only a pyrrhic victory to someone who values their own life more than the safety and happiness of their people
CRAKEHALL
>>218225981Lyman won in the end, Rhaenyras kid took the throneHumfrey won as well, the gods punished Baelor for letting this shit escalate as much as it did and Dunc survived.
Viserys (Prince that was promised) shouldn't have died
>>218226183he was a hothead
>unfortunately Lady Tully has lost her husband on battle, leaving her widowed>you, a young Riverlands lord, receive a letter from her maester asking you to consider marriage to her
i dont get this Ep 9 plotlinewhy are Alicent and Otto fighting each other? dont they both want to put Aegon on the throne. kingsguard could have killed each other
>>218224584This is a pro-Stannis general: you and your ideas are welcome, but you are not gonna change out Mannis allignment
>>218226107god I wish I was of house sleepy ... Id be a master of the craft.
>>218226196You need to have some mettle in you if you have to defeat the armies of the dead
>>218226200too old. ill wed her daughter
>>218224706You are talking about the "Sneaking Storm", ser Arrion Baratheon? The greatest assassin in Westeros history? That legend?
>>218226207Im a brainlet too apparently. I couldnt discern why they are at odds over wanting the same thing. I suppose they each wanted to influence the king for their own ends?
>*suicides their careers over nothing*GoT ended 7 years ago and since then D&D have done jack fucking shit.And on top of that, they did insane damage to HBO, which led to current clusterfuck
>>218226207Its pure filler to justify a whole Green-focused episode: in the books they are united and coordinated, to the point the whole city is under the Green's controll like a hour after Viserys was found dead
>>218226207dogshit fanfiction invented to make the greens look more retardedif you are asking "why did this happen" in HOTD then "dogshit fanfiction invented to make the greens look more retarded" is the answer 70% of the time
>>218226284I'm most annoyed that they cut the entire Young Griff/Golden company plot. I get people say 'followed the books' but they clearly didn't considering that major plotpoints are just discarded for Dany, all of Young Griff, basically everything to do with Stannis in the North and the Martells.
>>218226207>>218226272They’re both trying to get him, Otto wants him on the throne, Alicent wants to get to him first since she knows Aegon is pliable. She wants a chance to tell him not to do what Otto says because she thinks Otto is going to immediately have him do a bunch of things to escalate the war (to secure his claim), mainly ordering Rhaenyra killed. Alicent still thinks they can avoid a war at this point, Otto knows they have to start choppinh heads off
At s2 e5 of my rewatch, glad to see and confirm it is still absolute kino. e5-10 of s1 are among the best for a show ever I rekon and s2 keeps it going well. Danys storyline takes a big nosedive but quarth is cool at least.Mellisandre has an absolute amazing set of tits, by rhllor it is known.
>>218226352>>218226354>why is Alicent suddenly a footslut?>dogshit fanfiction invented to make the greens look more retardedah okay then
>>218226398She isnt tho, larys is. Shes uncomfortable in all the foot scenes iirc
Do they understand that Helaena is muttering the future?
>>218226412Thats why shes the footslut not the footfag
>>218226418no they think shes retarded
>>218226370dany's story peaks in s1 unfortunately
>>218226358I agree with you but I understand why they cut him, he will probably just get exposed, die and forgotten.
>>218226224Lady Tully's daughter is betrothed to a Lannister, only she is available
Why didn't Robert just integrate the Crownlands into the Stormlands after winning the throne? The Kingdom of the Storm used to own all that land anyway. Robert would probably be happier having a personal rule from Storms End as well, the traditional seat of his Storm King ancestors.
>>218225147Funny how the “”””Seven culture””””” is completely indistinguishable from any other culture without magic. It’s almost like they don’t exist or something.
>>218226491They are part of the kings landing sphere.
>>218226398FOOT CUMMIES RYON!
>>218226491His demesne would be too big
>>218224639All true lmao
Lady Apple Cider
>be Ryan Condal>4 am, sitting alone and writing down a new scene about Cheese's dog>take break to start masturbating to Olivia Cooke's feet>phone interrupts my gooning session>it's Hess, sounding like her gf just finished eating her out>"RYON!">"RYON">she's out of breath>"RYON WAT IF ALISON MET RENARA ONE MORE TIME">my pupils widen>she's so shaken by the potential for feminine drama she can barely speak>"R-R-RYON! WAT IF R-RENARA SNACK IN TO KING'S LANDING AND SUPPRISED ALISON???>with these words all reality breaks>i can only see Rhaenyra walking up behind an unaware Alicent, the shock and intrigue when they see each other>it's so fucking rad>I start demolishing my props and replicas in a frenzy>Hess is on the other line through it all, babbling incoherently>then a realization hits>Rhaenyra is stuck on Dragonstone and she's at war with the Greens>i cry>all i wanted was a good show>a fun show>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Hess>no words are needed - she understand me immediately, she starts sobbing>this goes on for 10 minutes>"r...ryon">"ryon what if she just walked in there">not sure i heard her correctly>"what if alison sex christy then renara dressed like a nun and nobody noticed her sneak up to alison">irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood>"to kill her?">"NO, to stop the war RYON!!!!">grab my wattpad tablet with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right>Rhaenyra could sneak in and steal a septa's attire quite easily, I realize, she knows the city>"THE RATCATCHERS RYON THE RATCATCHERSSS">don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck>write it down also
>>218226491Overblobbing is a grave mistake in feudalism. It leads to jealousy and just more stuff to resolve for yourself. It's better to give lands like that to people you trust to strenghten the bonds between you even more. Having a fuckhuge levy stops mattering if everyone starts hating you, and grouping up against you due to own greed.
>>218226491not enough paper mana
>>218224684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkInI7OmFa0
another dumb scene, should have been GG right here>dogshit fanfiction invented
>>218226398Wtf is the context of this scene?
>>218226504Materialist Maester lies. The Warrior himself slew the Dragons in the Dragon pit. You really believe that Kings Landing smallfolk were capable of vanquishing magical demonic monsters and the pride of house targshit one their own and in a single night?
>>218226657The crippled schemer who works for Allicent is lusting over here, so he trades info and spynetwork services for being able to jerk off to her feet in front of her. Complete power move.
>>218226640Reminder:>Sara Hess, who’s one of the executive producers and the lead writers for the show, said to me on the first day, “There’s so much of Hillary Clinton [in Rhaenys].” God knows you couldn’t compare Viserys to the other one [former President Trump], but the similarities are very clear — to see that the person who is absolutely, hands down, best suited for the job is sidelined simply because she’s a woman, and then has to somehow find her way.>Does it make sense that she doesn’t kill them? She murders a bunch of civilians by busting out anyway …> HESS It’s Game of Thrones — civilians don’t count!
>>218226662>sevencucks think they doomed valyrialmao it was the faceless man
>>218226576Is Absolute Monarchy not viable?
>>218226657deformed man engages with malevolence to acquire material rewards (feet) and is damned to hell in the process
Finished DUNK, it was kino. Brought me back to the times when GOT was good. How will they fuck up S2?
>>218226733>How will they fuck up S2?the praise will go to their heads and they will accept it as permission to go full fanfic and invent total OC and it'll suckalso a lot of people will hate s2 anyway even if it's well adapted, because it doesn't have the EPIC GAME OF THRONES HIGH ROYALTY things that attracted a lot of praise in episodes 4-6 of season 1
>>218226733Lesbians and blacks
>>218226733well they're going to Dorne, which is Westeros's middle east, they'll probably make some real funky casting choices and have indulgent story lines
>>218226491Nobody in Westeros seems to have an administration any more complicated than 'make it another guys problem forever for some tax'. It is more likely he literally cannot administer all of these lands directly, Robert isn't exactly going to make an administration either.
>>218226679what a chad
>>218226793She does not hide her distaste either
>>218225750Did Ser Criston bury him in bees? Otherwise he won't be able to go to beelhalla
>>218226808She is so dramatic for showing some feet. Very tame stuff at least she is not sucking his dick
>>218226733>How will they fuck up S2?By having zero flashbacks of Daemon Blackfyre preferably played by Henry Cavil.
>>218226860>blackfyre cuck>muh cavildouble whammy lmao
WE HAVE A NEW HECKING SUPER HERO OH MY SOI
Now, I've expanded the list with even more insignificant categories Choose:Stark/BoltonLannister/ReyneBlackwood/Bracken (includes Bloodraven/Bittersteel)Targaryen/BlackfyreMartell/YronwoodManderly/PeakeFrey/ReedAnd finally, what is the prettier castleHighgarden/The Eyrie
>>218226398The thing that gets me about all these forced foot fetishism in TV is that it's like they're not even trying to make it arousing. It's presented as if just showing some walled-out hag's nasty dry feet are just sexy on their own, like 18yo girl's cleavage or butt. I'm not a footfag, but I've seen clips of feet from anime and shit that makes me say "maybe I could put my dick in there". Every foot I've seen from /tv/ just makes me think that bitch is gross
Sometimes I remember the times when Jaime was my favorite character.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1fsTYP-N0s
>>218226716It's gonna take a while to get it to the absolute state. like 700years or so (if we use IRL as a guide) of just absolutely pushing noble rights and securing more and more power to the crown. Then once you have it just gonna require more and more paperwork and management as the King is basically responsible for all land, and gotta fund buildings, armies etc all himself.So it's not something to just "lel lets just do it"Historically the first step usually was an agreement between the King and the local minor nobles to form a militia or defensive army when attacked, then the crown would push that agreement into the crown being able to just call up an unified army. Exactly what happened in Norway after the viking age, where early Norway had an agreement that every place that could would muster all the boats and men they could incase of an naval invasion. Eventually the King managed to force the militia into attacking Denmark in a big naval battle.
>>218226808>How can we have Larys exploit her in the lamest way possible while looking like a pathetic freak. This was so fucking stupid
>>218226918In this instance at least I dont think it is very forced. Larys with his fucked up foot would be the one guy that really gets going over a pretty womans good feet.
The public display of affection between applebro and red in the last episode was obscene and immersion-breaking. I'd like to imagine that if someone did that in the medieval world, every single person within view would pull out a sword and execute them with extreme prejudice.
>>218226471Even if it ended like that It'd still make more sense and turn the entire Iron Islands and Kings Landing subplots into something not utterly nonsensical. I like to imagine he does actually become king, fights Euron, and that he ends up with Dany, just for her to kill him despite not actually doing anything wrong.
>>218226988wat
>>218227014Being a blackfyre usurper and larping as a targ is wrong.
>>218226980And then she continues the cycle of abuse in the next episode by having Cole go down on her
>>218226884>Stark/BoltonI'm not a huge Stark fan but Boltons are obviously evil and I respect Ned too much. >Lannister/ReyneLannister>Blackwood/Bracken (includes Bloodraven/Bittersteel)Bracken fuck George. (Bittersteel is cooler than Bloodraven) >Targaryen/BlackfyreTargaryen Legitimist. Blackfyres are total failures. Daeron II did nothing wrong. >Martell/YronwoodMartell. Yronwoods never united Dorne so don't deserve it. >Manderly/PeakeManderly >Frey/ReedWalder Frey did nothing wrong >And finally, what is the prettier castle>Highgarden/The EyrieThe Eyrie, it's one of a kind.
What are they thinking right now?
>>218227083Fuck, forgot pic.
>>218227095Who cares? They already fucked themselves for good, you should ask what the house of the faggot are thinking right now.
>>218227083sex with your mom
The Nights Watch storyline in s2 is really fun but I hate how almost all of them stand in the windy, snowy cold and dont bother putting on a hat. I get people want to see the actors but cmon man ... its supposed to be the kind of cold that can kill and take digits.
>>218227083>>218227095probably stuff like 'how am I ever gonna spend all that money? I can only fuck so many hookers'
>>218227095are they even working on something or did they fuck off to some third world country with their money?
>>218227142South American fucktour must be the best retirement hobby
>>218226640there was another chance in Ep 10 to cook Otto when he comes to Dragonstone
>>218226570STOP RAPING SER
>>218227141this is exactly the lack of imagination I've come to expect from these hacks. Obviously you hire hookers to fuck the hookers you are too busy to fuck for yourself
Why did Duncan cut Aerion's dick off?
>>218227191they were decent terms tho, Dragonstone and Driftmark and pardons all aroundif she wasnt wed to Daemon i bet she would have taken them
Daily reminder Aerion used to go to Egg's room, slip his dagger between Egg's legs, threaten to cut his member off to wed him and left.
>>218227286It was just a prank bro.
>>218227243wouldn't you?
>>218227286it was puberty bro, hormones and shit
>>218227255The show should have included Alicents later border proposal that was in the book. Splitting the realm. Although Rhaenyra would be left with a mostly poor culturally divided cold shithole(Vale is great though) while Aegon enjoys a warm sunny GDP paradise.
>>218225126Book 2 was okay since it kinda shows you how honorable Dunk was and small scale of it. If they add the pirates and him burying chestnut, would be cool. Book 3 was just too KINO with this mofo stealing the spotlight
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>it... it tastes like wood
I don’t understand the monster energy memes except maybe this one I kind of get. But none of the Dunk ones with the white cans
>>218226959Which King could do it (WOT5K)
>>218227442White monster is an old /fit/ meme. There used to be /sip/ generals where people would talk about energy drinks/pre workout, with white monster being the most popular. It also got weirdly morphed into a meme with Chad boomer vs virgin zoomer and the boomer was always drinking a white monster. It’s been ages though so I can’t recount exactly.
You can pick one character to rape (use whatever hole you want)
Have a sip my man
>>218227479white monster is pretty good so it makes sense
>>218227488>canThat means its optional. So I choose not to.
>>218227488Elaena and it would be consensual
>>218225126They shouldn't add more in my opinionSeason 1 was a good adaptation, but not a great one; they left out the themes of chosen destiny vs fate, and also toned down the politics and the fighting ; they could have fit everything in the 6 episodes, the story is short enough, but they chose not toSo for season 2 I hope they'll go harder into it, kind of like how GoT season 1 really stuck to the bookMaybe they could put in the Bloodraven scene they denied us
>>218227360Greens really were unlucky. Lord Tyrell and lord Tully were both big supporters of Aegon's claims. But the first died shortly before Viserys, and the second had the rest of his whole family simpsing for Whorenyra for whatever reason (and they likely poisoned him too)
>>218227517that wasn't one of the options
>>218227083>>218227095how they can ruin three body problem harder
>>218226868Idc about Cavill but without the Blackfyre loredropping the season wouldn't fill 6 episodes.
>>218227432Monster tastes like shit and I'm tired of pretending they don't
>>218225471Is Bannerlord or Warband better? I struggle with the Warband graphics.
>>218227095>>218227142>>218227163They did GOT, then each one did a dogshit movie individually, and now they work on the three body problem show as the anon above said. I’ve heard of it, but it definitely doesn’t have nearly the cultural buzz. Imagine throwing away the possibility of going down in TV greatness by sticking the landing (even somewhat) for GOT so that you could instead make Disney slopwars (that got canceled anyway) lmaoooooo
>>218227649As someone currently playing Bannerlord.It is. Better now than when it was released
>mfw I find out this guy was a Targaryen
>>218224580where is that from? i dont recall a boob plate
>>218227669Wasn't it speculated they were told by disney to tank the show in exchange for taking over the star wars movies afterward?
What start date do I pick for my Beesbury playthrough
>>218227701Why doesn't he have the birthmark and missing eye?
>>218227713Right after Roberts coronation
>>218227736Because dnd were two complete hacks
>>218227712I think it was less “tank” and more “Hey if you guys wanna wrap up GOT you can come work on movies :))) but the offer won’t be here forever hehe, this franchise is gonna be soooo popular that everyone will be lining up to work on it”
>>218227713Bees emerge in spring
>Yer a big one, but I’ve armored biggerWhat's the point of this dialogue? Is this a reference to a character? Is there a bigger dude that's going to be Dunk's rival?
>>218227701He was first and foremost, a cuck.
>>218227761It's like the classic thing the blacksmith says to pretend to be some super expert
>>218227761No, it’s to explain why Pate would have armor that would fit such an enormous lad. It’s also meant to humble Dunk somewhat, since the only thing he really has going for him at this point is his stature.
What happened to Burlington bar?
>>218227784me in the top right
>>218224519What did you guys think of the music choice in episode 8 of Dunkaccino? I have to admit the Tennessee Ford feature made giggle like a little girl.
>>218227797>episode 8 of Dunkaccino
>>218227797I didn’t mind it because it was intro/outro and not relatively “modern”. It’s not like they dropped an Imagine Dragons track halfway through. I actually though the jazz was extremely funny, just because the entire situation was already so absurd.
>>218227649I feel like the Warband mods are in a much better state and more complete than Bannerlord's, but the graphics and worse large scale battles are fair criticisms. I enjoy Warband a lot more though because of its simplicities. It's like CSGO or Source vs Battlefield gamesBannerlord's GoT mod has its latest versions hidden behind paywalls whereas Warband's has been developed for almost a decade and is still being actively updated
>>218227761>What's the point of this dialogue? Is this a reference to a character?yes. Steely Pate used to be a wildling, he has armored giants before.
he's literally me
>>218227761he worked for the mercenary, the masketta manCLEGANE
>>218227703She wear the bookplate in the Battle of the Blackwater episode in season 2
Why did Lyonel do the Goldeneye N64 chop
>>218227805Im fucking stupid, I meant to write episode 6 but I wrote episode 8 cause I was read this >>218224643.
>wheres the bloody maester!?are you telling me the lord paramount of the stormlands cant read?
>>218227854He already threw his hat probably
>>218227867why would he need to read, that's what maesters are for
>>218227701>Malds and seethes at his great grandnephew Stannis while crying he couldn’t help his other great grandnephew Rhaegar Was he stupid?
>>218227826Games where I can play as a hedge knight? Traveling from town to town solving the problems of the small folk?>Hard Mode: No Ghosts of Tsushima or Witcher 3
>>218227713Laughing Storm Rebellion
>>218227867Ser Duncan the tall can’t read either. Those four pages could be that they’re done in like first grade handwriting
>>218227854It's a move that was invented by the famous Asassin Ninja Baratheon
>>218227784Is the pink haired girl the same one we see on current Burlington Bar? If so, jesus she aged poorly.
>>218227886Oblivion Knights of the Nine (Kingdoms)
>>218227761>theres always a bigger fish
>>218227784>haha no thats cool dude>just block the view for everyone else behind you, throwing up your arms and cheering like a toddler who just got a onions>man im glad my quirky chungus overweight anti-depressant gf dragged me here>smells like bo, cat box litter and weed in here
>>218226695The Faceless Men worship the Stranger, one of the Seven, you cretin.
>>218227713He will be avenged
>>218227517
>>218227886Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 and 2 technically
i havent watched the past 1 or 2 eps since i started reading the novellasim at 150/600 pages now, and roughly at the duel of the 7 part. how many season is this supposed to be? 2 would be enough at current pace if they each have 8 eps but i recall it was 3?
>>218227886Skyrim
>>218227713You uninstall ck2 and install ck3
>>218227964Ck3 sucks dick
>>218227841doesnt look very Bright to me
>>218227713When is the show going to show the Honey Fortress?
>>218227948I heard KCD2 is shit. I remember playing a bit of KCD1 and how brutal fighting against multiple opponents was. I've been told that KCD2's combat is baby mode
>>218227832She still prefers Dunk's dick
>>218227488Dunk, anal, right after the beginning of episode 1. No homo. Wonder how history changes
>>218227886Like the other anon said, Skyrim, but with 500 mods installed
What if Rhaenyra gets really fat after she takes King's Landing?
>>218227886 >>218227911>>218227959>Bethesdadon’t waste your time anon
>>218227878>>218227867That is actually a moronic scene. There WERE monarchs and noblemen who didn't bother learning how to write, because they had people to do it for them, but universally all of them learnt to read.
>>218227841He was one of the last based Targaryens, other Targshits had become too distant from who they are. Naming his son Maegor was very based. You can see how disgusted he is when staring at his dornish looking turd cousin:>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W-cVX-2sJYI
>>218227976KCD2 is alright if you just like roaming around. The combat kinda gets easy if you get some good gear, and heavily armored enemies still fucks you up.
>>218227998It’s never gonna happen. If it gets referenced at all, it’ll be some pathetic weasel character spreading false rumors about how fat she got. And then the pathetic weasel will be killed by some combination of his own stupidity and cowardice.
>>218227948>>218227976KCD1 is $8 vs KCD2 at $30. Worth? I’ve heard 2 sucks because woke something or other, but that doesn’t really bother me.
>>218226753>>218226773They've cast a single black actor who will be playing a pirate captain.
>>218228070I’ve played 1 its very eurojank
>>218228007>basedThe retard will end up drinking wildfire.
>>218227878>>218228003He probably had dyslexia and didnt have Tywin as a father to force him how to read. Boros? own father probably gave up and resigned he couldn't read.
Realistically, wouldn't Maekar's riders just follow the same road Dunk was last seen on and catch up to him in like an hour or two?This plan of Aegon's to escape was never going to work.
>>218227998Why are the supposedly woke showrunners so fatphobic. I would have unironically been a black supporter if Rhaenyra was the ruthless BBW Queen she is in the books.
>>218227947Don't turn her into a monke
>they still outnumber us a thousand-to-one
>>218228122>Caloriessi >Breaker of seams
>>218225126I didn't think that at all. I honestly preferred it to book 1.
>>218228070>I’ve heard 2 sucks because woke something or other, but that doesn’t really bother me.The main story has you helping jews from being slaughtered, but not really that much. The gay stuff is something you really need to specifically choose to land on. Other than that, its pretty okay if you want want to go village to village, town to town questing and helping peasants
>>218228192Don't forget about the black muslim character that randomly exists medieval Christendom and plays a central part in the story.
>>218227978Of course she does she was cheering him on amongst all those highborn cunts, she would've gone with him if he took the Baratheon job instead of hobomaxxing it up with Egg.
>>218227976>I heard KCD2 is shitWhy is it shit?
>>218228100Realistically Egg didn't even overhear Dunc's plan to take him back since we don't see him eavesdropping like he did in the previous scene, so him showing up to Dunc makes no logical sense since their last interaction was Dunc telling him no.Nothing about the scene makes logical sense- it was a retarded joke the dipshit writers tagged on without thinking it through (their same thought process for every joke they included since they thought people would laugh at the MC diarrheaing in the opening scene)
Why does Maekar think sending his mentally ill son Aerion to the free cities will do him any good? If anything he needs strict guidance and support from his father. Maekar really is a fucking shit dad.
>>218228220That too. It's mostly main story constraint anyway.
>>218228288Maekar killed Baelor, so he's at least partly redeemed. Any Targ that kills other Targs is one of the good ones.
>>218228288Because he knows Aerion is no good and needs to be exiled, but has already invested too much in him to banish or even kill him. It's still his son, so he's doing a halfmeasure. Which to be fair did sort of work, Aerion cleaned up his act somewhat when he came back until he drank wildfire lmao
>>218228288>Why does Maekar think sending his mentally ill son Aerion to the free cities will do him any good?It won't, but Aerion is basically an adult so there's no fixing him at this point- best Maekar can do is get him the fuck away from Westeros so he can't do more damage.
>>2182280702 is stellar and a huge improvement over the frankly really janky 1. The whining mainly comes from burgers who don’t know shit about Bohemian history and are mad that it’s nothing like their tradcath LARP.
>>218228192That is precisely what I want, thanks anon.
>>218227976neither games combat is hard, in kcd1 its basically morrowind combat every sword swing is calculated and if your warfare skill is too low the enemies will riposte you and kill you or just dodge your hits even if you swing the sword while standing inside their hitbox, but you can get around that by training with your master
>>218228332>Aerion cleaned up his act somewhat when he came backYeah about that...>Aerion returned to Westeros at some point, and he fought in the Third Blackfyre Rebellion in 219 AC. Aerion performed some actions there that are "known well".>At the end of the final battle, the Pretender, Haegon I, was dishonorably killed after he had surrendered and had given up his sword.
>>218228288He joins second sons merc company and comes back to help against Blackfyrefuckingshits. Show might make him even more sympathetic and i hope they do. Making friends out of your enemies is an essential hopecore trait.
>>218228352>2 is stellar and a huge improvement over the frankly really janky 1terrible take. kcd2 is marvelized and frankly a rather soulless corporate take on what made kcd1 good.
>>218225302Haven't tried the newest version but played Age of Petty Kings 3.0 back in the day. It was pretty good but the rosters of each region we're every samey. Good Experience though. Most of the GOT Medieval 2 mods are decent like:Dream of SpringWar of ConquestKings of Rivers and Hills
>>218228007>all the show only dipshits in the comments making Valarr out to be some kind of badass when he only fought weak opponents because no one wanted to offend the heir to the throne
>>218228377>At the end of the final battle, the Pretender, Haegon I, was dishonorably killed after he had surrendered and had given up his sword.We don't even know who killed him but still based
>>218228388it was literally made by the same exact people who made 1 and is largely an extension of the first game, but sure okay why not old good new bad
>>218228425>it was literally made by the same exact peopleExcept there were several “consultants” with them for 2.
Ser Duncan the Tall...FOUR pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man.
>>218228122The primary purpose of media is to spread degeneracy by showing beautiful and otherwise admirable people doing evil without consequences. Showing a fatty doing something makes people less likely to do it, not more likely
>>218228425nah the game sat in limbo for years and only got signed off once embracer acquired THQ nordic and started dictating their corporate mandates on warhorse forcing in gays nad niggers. the gay shit is a direct result of this, as is the muzzie doctor. both have direct quotes from vavra denying that there would ever be gay shit or black people in medieval bohemia. and now embracer have basically bought vavra out of his own company and to this i say good going, and i guarantee the 3rd game will be even more woke than the 2nd game.
>>218228473mental illness
>>218228473I don’t care about random wokeshit. It’s a video game- are the mechanics good, do the gameplay loops work, is hard work rewarded, are there a bunch of random ass bugs, etc?
>>218228492retarded newfag
>>218226884Why was I the only one to answer these so far. Come on you shits. Start the joust before I piss myself.
>>218228501KCD1 is better if you want a hedge knight experience. I won't spoil you but in KCD 2 it's not like KCD 1, where you start off and you can't even read.
>>218228492Nigga vavra literally admitted in a podcast a few months after the game released that he brought in these consultants because he got scared of the lefty journos who yelled about how there was no blacks in the first game.
>>218228501I mean you can just buy it and play it or google the reviews
Daemon was the rightful king, fyi
>>218226884BoltonLannisterBrackenBlackfyreMartellManderlyReedThe Eyrie
>>218228444>wait no, that because theres a three page illustration of how tall he was>my bad unc
>>218228402Yeah lol. The show did show Valarr looking surprised/nervous at Aerion approaching and then relief but all the retards claiming the opposite. Showrunners really have to verbally spell things out for these retards to understand.
>>218228552>he got scared of the lefty journos who yelled about how there was no blacks in the first game.A worthless excuse, the first game was a huge success thanks to the screeching leftists tooHe said that to cover his ass, he was paid off by the usual suspects
>>218228623KEK I CLICKED THE WRONG PIC
>>218228473Dude, I’m Czech, I know these devs and the KCD2 development has been extensively covered here. Your whole post is pure schizophrenia. If the 3rd game turns out to be “more woke” (whatever the fuck that means anymore), it’s because the Warhorse devs are mostly various shades of liberal, and they always were. Just like most creative people, unsurprisingly.
>>218228623>>218228637LOL. Based HAG lover
>>218227964>6 years and STILL inferior to CK2Nope
>>218228655>mostly various shades of liberal, and they always were. Just like most creative people, unsurprisingly.You mean like hotd, which is fucking dogshit?
>>218228503I love how a few Reddit posts by an anonymous intern have become the holy bible for you retards. It doesn’t matter what the director says, what the writers say, what the devs say. Yes, anon, the anonymous ribbit intern is ultimate authority on all things KCD.
>>218228655>various shades of liberal, and they always were. Just like most creative people, unsurprisinglyLibs aren't more creative, it's just that one of the defining characteristics of liberal thought is feelings of inferiority. This pushes them to "prove themselves" at any cost. Normally this just turns them into psychotic attention seekers plastering personal advertisements all over their bodies, cars, social media, etc, but when those feelings of inferiority are rarely combined with actual discipline and focus it leads to productive creativity. Creative conservatives don't feel the need to broadcast it because they're not trying to fill a gaping void in their soul.
>>218228725But they did make that guy from the first game gay right? The spoiled one you rescue while hunting
>>218228552>be told you’re wrong about something >look it up and ask people more knowledgeable than you>turns out you were indeed wrong, so you study moreThis breaks an average /v/irgin’s mind.
>>218228582Blackfyre and Martell, interesting. But then again I'm anti-Bloodraven and anti-Blackfyre.
>>218228725>"anonymous intern posting "> anonymous intern was hired to manage Warhorse's youtube/social media is writing in broken english just like Vavra's boomer rants on various topics on his personal social mediajej, you golems are funny. did Vavra hire himself to avoid tax?
>>218228784I simply do not care about the Yronwoods enough, while I got a pov of sensitive young man Quentyn getting burned aliveAlso AEGON BLACKFYRE RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS is, as a sensitive young man himself, likely to end up in the hands of Arianne Martell.
>>218228774Did the same "consultants" also educate him that the real life character Hans is based on was in fact not a faggot and was in fact married and had kids as well?Looks like they did a bad job.
>>218228818>Also AEGON BLACKFYRE RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS is, as a sensitive young man himself, likely to end up in the hands of Arianne Martell.Ummm based!
https://x.com/frenlyofficer/status/2027009816359539088?s=46is he right
>>218228655The version of KCD we had when vavra wasn't muzzled up by the industry golems was VASTLY different from the version of KCD we got once they got him under control. The same golems who, as of now, have bought him out of his own company.He knew there was no point fighting, and that'd he lose.
>>218228873dunno
>>218228873No, Rahenyra's regal aquiline is much betterEmilia Clarke has a barmaid phenotype
>>218228918>Rahenyra's regal aquiline is much betterThis, Targaryen's should have sharp distinct features.
>>218228940I have to agree and the least looking targ was rhaegar
>>218228918Don’t care, Emilia was hotter.
>>218228751You can tell that something’s not quite right with his alleged heterosexuality even in the first game if you pay attention. He appreciatively checks out Henry’s ass if you unequip all your clothes enter the bathtub naked, admits he had never loved any woman (despite being a manwhore), immediately rejects the girl you help him romance regardless of whether you fumble the quest or not, openly flirts with Henry at the end and so on. There are also strong intended parallels and contrasts between Henry/Hans and Erik/Istvan, the series’ other gay couple. The official explanation is that Hans only wasn’t romanceable in KCD1 because Warhorse was dead broke and couldn’t afford to work in a second major romance path.
>>218228999>creator (let's pretend you didn't try to caim he's an intern for now) outright says henry is not gay>"somehow, he was gay all along"shalom
>>218228999Imagine being this retarded
>>218228844We actually know almost nothing about the real Jan Ptacek. He was forced into an arranged marriage and had kids, sure, but that also applies to virtually every gay nobleman that had ever lived until the twentieth century. KCD acknowledges his arranged marriage and obligation to have heirs too, so I’m not sure what your point here is supposed to be.
>>218229093this isnt house of the dragon season 114, rabbi. a lower nobility man of the house isn't being forced into a marriage even though he's secretly gay in your tumblr furryfaggot fan theories.
>>218229129>degenerates into ESL screeching and crying about jews Every time. Murricans and browns, not even once.
>ask about a game I can play where I can larp as a hedge knight and beat the shit out of outlaws with a mace and say “stop raping, ser”>get a culture war sorry to all the anons caught in the crossfire…
>>218229205No matterPersonally I play skyrim because of the CHIM mod, so I can properly larp as whatever I'm playing, be it an errand knight or not.But if you don't like ai chatbots then KC, either 1 or 2, are better for that feel.
>>218229195And greentexting calling me brown is an epic win in your books? The creator himself said there are no fags or browns in his version of medieval bohemia, and we already know it was all forced in by the jews (4channelz slang for c-suits). You lost, stay mad.
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>>218228774>that never happened chud!>ok well it did but it’s a good thingEvery time.
>>218228940idk danny is hotter sexier
>>218229362he's right you know
>>218225750Beesburys keep getting killed by kingsguards
>>218226096The dragons went extinct so Targs followed for the bit
It’s must be stressing out adapting sworn sword, I feel bad for him cause that must be the hardest thing to adapt you could give all the Asoiaf showrunners
