Lady Rohanne editionPrevious >>218229277
This is a Bloodraven board. Bitterseethers need not reply.
cringe op
>>218234087based
We need another rebellion ngl.
>the war's over, you offered me multiple chances to leave without a fight, you simply want to talk to the sister I helped kidnap over a year ago who is currently screaming your name from the tower?>no, I will fight you to the deathwhat the fuck was his problem?
>>218234151Lotta loyalty for a hired sword
can't wait to see this on screen
>>218234164>They work for the Kingsguard, the Sword of the Morning
>>218234151They're not there to protect the sister atp, they're there to protect the prince, and they have no idea if neds going to yeat it off the turrets as robert would have commanded
>>218234125>We need another rebellion ngl.we need another editalso if winds comes out and stannis dies i'm switching to team faegon
>>218234174I hope she can pull that off, the bossbitch she can for sure.
>I know those woke cunts at HBO are going to cast pic related as Rohanne Webber
>>218222222How did I miss it
>>218234125>>218222222i feel like Osgrey looking back on this
https://x.com/2010STONYSEXUAL/status/2026974308367499458HOTD can never match the vibes of Dunk
AKOTSK bores me, wheres the sex?
>DAYNE?!
The Queen who bore my cock
>>218234151They were six, facing two.
>>218234151>implying they actually fought>implying arthur didn't give him the sword and go into exile>implying ned and he didn't kill all of ned's men save howland reed to protect jon snow's secret
>>218234174>>218234216>gave birth to tytos lannisterFAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUKER THAT SHAMED THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF LANNISTERHE SHOULD FUCKING DIE
for me its the smiling knight
>>218234297mid body
marathoned GOT- I'm sorry but only S1 holds up and that's only really because a bunch of mystery boxes are set up which we know go nowhere anywheredecline is extremely obvious even from early S2. Red wedding it the true death knell but even then renly's death is the true "end" for me
>>218234297that look doesnt flatter her at all
WINTERFELL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmB_UbIO1wY
sex with s2 arya
House of dragons and shieeet
>>218234381>having realistic armorgood>hacing realistic armor soundsbad
>>218234441PureValyrianStock
>>218234425but why S2 Arya?
I will take Ser Anon's side!
>>218234522https://voca.ro/166hluAq2Sea
>>218234441>They don’t think it be like it is but it do
>>218234441
>I dont distrust you because youre a woman. I distrust you because youre not as smart as you think you are.Tywin has his based moments. I still cannot for the life of me figure out what that harrenhal shit with arya was about.
/got/ has never shied away from casting an adult actress. If you could cast 1 adult actress for a role in the shows, who would you cast for what role?
>>218234629cersei really was a dumb cunt
>>218234629>I still cannot for the life of me figure out what that harrenhal shit with arya was about.he saw his daughter in her, except like not a cunt.
Daemon is kingthe rest doesnt concern me
>>218234629They needed a shitty storyline for the Redditors to clap over
>>218234441ok but WHY are they black?
>>218234769I dont see anything like Cersei in ratty little Arya on the run. >>218234807Maybe. I do enjoy Charles Dance in the role, but the harrenhal scenes are the death for book tywin. Favoring, bantering, excusing a runaway little shit he KNOWS is from the north and not lowborn either. Fucking weird.
Daenerys buying the Unsullied at Astapor is actually a great moment after her slog of a story after all of s2 and most of s3. Pretty close to the book iirc and nicely put on screen.Shame what happened to the rest of it ...
>>218234302>arthur didn't give him the sword and go into exile>arthur yields his sword and runs awaystop it anon, hes gone, hes not coming back
>>218234629>I still cannot for the life of me figure out what that harrenhal shit with arya was about.It did a good job of humanizing him so the audience sees he isn't a hard ass 24/7(like this Stannis). Another good moment was when he talked with Tommen at Joffrey's funeral.
>>218234917He wanted to figure out who she was without giving it away, but it wasn't a high priority compared to the rest of the war. Locking her up and showing his hand could have fucked up some kind of deal with whoever her relatives were.
>>218234026Dunk & Egg keep on winning. Woke is finally dead!
>>218234524cant talk for him but personally im a big fan of S4 Arya
>>218234856to subvert your expectations
Been reading up on the Brightfyre Theory for Faegon. Seems alittle too far fetched for my liking. The stuff about Varys being a wizard are crackpot tier.
>>218235028>more goycattle for the HR girlboss to send to the slaughterViserys should've let 1000 dothraki and horses rape her
>>218235079The dude is having strategy meetings right in front of here and leaves strategic correspondence lying out openly in front of her. I see your point but it just looks retarded to me.>>218235068It has been a while since I read the books but I seem to remember Tywin caring a lot about being seen as a hardass to everyone he deals with, no matter how many whores he fucks in the tower of the hand. Could be wrong, been years now.
>>218234026Apologize.
>He bore the sword is what he did. And in this house, Daemon Blackfyre is a hero, end of story
>>218235151it didn't have to be this way
>>218235232no way this is real wtf
>>218235232she answered the call
>>218235232>gets so drunk at a public event that an Irishman of all people tells you to stop
>>218235232this has to be fake please
>>218235151I'm starting to think it was Bloodraven that didn't want to get married
>>218235288fucking kek
>>218235142Based Viserys got simped by pussywhipped drogo. theres a lesson in there somewhere.
Paramount bought Warner. At least that means we know they're not gonna woke this show up
>>218235232the wall is coming...
They don't have a whole lot of money. It'll be someone you've never heard of. Stop wanking.
>i'm gonna be a dad?
>>218235442they will wokeify it with right wing shit
>>218235445Its already here. and its 700ft tall.
>>218235498doubt it
>>218235232'member this?
>>218235481I hated her even back then.
>>218235139>The stuff about Varys being a wizard are crackpot tier.he is based on Pryrates from Memory, Sorrow and Thorn who is indeed a dark wizard, and it makes sense, Varys is inhumanly skilled at intrigue and being able to sneak around with his many disguises, he may not even be an eunuch for all we know>>218235348Brynden seems like a bro if his interactions as Maynard tell us anything
>>218235537oh my
>>218235537Better times, better times ...>>218235543bear island battle loli is a cool character at least. absolutely stupid but its something.
>>218234632Hazel Moore
>>218235558>Varys is inhumanly skilled at intrigue and being able to sneak around with his many disguises, he may not even be an eunuch for all we knowVarys is smart, dedicated and willing to act. All the shit you said is antithesis to his actual character. He literally states this, and has a whore grabbing his crotch and being weirded out.
>>218235537Only faggots "'member", anon, and it isn't that hard to not be a faggot.
>>218235574>bear island battle loli is a cool character at least. absolutely stupid but its something.i just could not see NONE of those lords telling that annoying yelling bitch to shut the fuck up
>>218235481it's uncanny. She made such a huge impression on fans, because she was just she was just a cute fetal alcohol syndrome little girl, who acted with maturity and seriousness. And the stupid fucking bitch decided to become an annoying, ugly, manchild theyslashthem. And she really expected that to advance her career
>>218235626all the good lords are dead by then. appreciate what you can get and dont think about it too much.
everyone forget about Rickon
>>218235481>sexiest she's ever looked
>>218235673because theres nothing to remember about him. Absolut nothingburger of a character, not even fat man put anything to characterize him beyond the name stark and his feral direwolf
what would a blackfyre series be called?: 'duel of the dragons', 'war of seven kingdoms', 'fire rising'?
>>218235520have you ever known maga to not try and maga-fy shit? i'm no fan of this wokey dei shit like they did in hotd but grrm's story is inherently liberal, and neither side cares
>>218235765'Belt to the ass'
>>218235765Blood and Fyre
>>218235481one of the best things this show did was hire weird looking people for these roles
>>218235765>what would a blackfyre series be called?blood of the dragon
>>218235765daemon and friends
>>218234856You're not a bigot are you? It's important to let people of color lead and be heard in todays oppressing society.
>>218235765the fire rises
>>218235765Shittersteel
>>218235774>have you ever known maga to not try and maga-fy shit?Name one time they have taken an established "woke" franchise and maga'd it up. It's mostly the other way around.
>>218235765>'duel of the dragons'sounds the most cock-in-mouth faggoty so going with it
>>218235765Battle of the Bastards :D
>>218235858got and hotd are mostly woke failures, now akotsk has a straight white male protagonist and its loved by everyone
>>218235858twitter
>>218235865>Battle of the Bastardsa great name wasted...
>>218235836You suck at this, brah.>>218235765"The Shaft Sinks Deep"
>>218235882>straight white male protagoniststanding up for a brown woman against rich and powerful white people
>>218235882
>>218235858eveything is gonna be sound of freedom, passion of the christ, charlie kirk's memorial type shit
>>218234220tbf the meme IS red head -> black right
>>218235883kek
>>218235945this or monke, choose wisely white man
>>218235139>Faegon
>>218235945Why didn't Viserys break her in for Drogo?
>>218235945is it true that half of her brain is missing and she doesnt remember got?
>>218235945
>>218235442yea, now dunk will walk in front of the camera and say Israel has the right to defend itself, flip the channel to the new superman movie where he saves israel and lasers gaza
>>218235965Young Grift
Sources tell me Joffrey is stable.Please gods.
>>218235929They took Charlie Kirk from us because he was one magacock away from woketardism.
>>218235970
>>218235945Goddess
>>218236037speaking of joffrey, is jack acting again?
>>218235983
>>218236037
>>218235983Kinda, she can't have babies though, pregnancy is too risky for someone prone to aneurysms like her. Basically barren like the character she plays, life sure is a funny cunt.
>>218236131>prone to aneurysmsExplains the eyebrow acting
>>218236131Poor girl.
>>218236077Woah, when did they film a Bloodraven scene?
>>218235537Why didn't Tywin fuck Arya? The age of consent in Westeros is low just like in Medieval times. That Lannister fellow that the Hound and Arya ran into at the inn offered to do it so its not unusual. Hell, even Viserys was offered to marry Laena Valeryon and Arya is clearly olderInstead Tywin fucks Tyrions roastie whore? Makes no sense
>>218236016Now that I think about, absolutely nothing is going to change. Paramount is the company behind Starfleet Academy and that is woke as shit
>>218236016dunk will come out and say this land was promised to house targaryen 3000 years ago
>>218236185He likes it when it can just slip in no hassle.
I came in my pants when the credits rolled.>>>/wsg/6100313
>you now remember ryan condal and sara hess had laenor survive and run off to get fucked in the ass by his boyfriend while his parents who had just lost a child were forced to grieve another>you now remember they did this only to avoid the bury your gays trope>in the game of thrones universe>where they bury everybody
I just realized... she won't be returning to the series
>>218236336>>218236367why did they stop shooting her like this? Did they hate her?
>>218236382She wouldn't stop making dragon noises.
>>218236185Some people are not sexually aroused by young boys, anon
>>218235945>>218236309any hq webms of her nude in s1?where did you get 4k footage?
>>218235537unf...
>>218236246Anon I just made an ass of myself but the good news is that now I can teach you too:Just open the webm trough the filename, and open the link in the new page that opens to achieve thishttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772153433367374.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771972051533719.mp4A decade using this fucking website and now I know
>>218235537turn around..
>>218235945>>218236115>>218236131>>218236161>>218236309>>218236336>>218236367Forever loyal to my queen.
>>218234629>Tywin has his based momentsUnironically: did Tywin have any non-based moments?? Don't remember anything he did wrong
>>218236467are you mentally retarded and just now discovering that files have urls?
>>218236580>always only post on boards with no sound, so the urls have no sound>never use /wsg/ in my life>never feel the need to, usually I can just catbox>/tv/ registers my catbox files as spam>I am forced to ask on /wsg/>Realize I am retarded because the /wsg/ urls have soundSo yes, I am mentally retarded.
>>218236572We had this earlier in the thread, his non-based moments are show-only.
>>218236572He died in the toilet and then he shit himself during the funeral.
post fanfics worth reading bros
>>218236467Psychologically speaking, people are less likely to click the links. I wouldn't. Just not clicking that shit. Referencing a post from another board through an actual 4chan functionality is better, because people are more likely to watch the webm. Of course, it'd be better if these fucking faggots who run this site would allow webms with sound on fucking TELEVISION AND FILM board, instead of injecting spyware that won't let you post unless you whitelist it.
>>218236646Cringe lorelet. He died in the shithouse by his own son, kinda based, and his corpse stunk like shit bc he was poisoned, the womans weapon.
Tywin fucking whores in secret was pretty cringe t bh i thougt he was a based volcel after his wife died
>>218236650>post fanficsUhh so yea preston has this cool fa->worth reading.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttps://insecure.archiveofourown.org/works/7283287
>>218236658You can see it's a 4chan file link though
>>218236704>https://insecure.archiveofourown.org/works/7283287why are women like this?
>>218236467Thanks anon... You're doing great.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771598012570958.webm
>>218235537what a whore... showing that much skin in medieval times is basically pornography
>>218236796It's really hard to believe arya hasn't been raped not once in the entire story
>>218235765It would be called “IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
>>218236507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k33u5Nw40dACandidly, anon, and while it's true I don't think much of Daenerys, it's hard for me even to imagine disliking Emilia.
>>218236865
>>218235945Why doesn't anyone tell these sluts to get their moles removed? Literally how can you even become an actress looking like that? Casting couch, I guess. Poor D&D
>>218236704disgusting
I honestly don't even mind lebo rahenyra but for the love of god delete Mysaria from existence, that character is a black hole of charisma that sucks out the fun of any scene she's inHave Rahenyra scissor someone else.
>>218236131That's actually pretty miserable
>>218236865Fuck, I completely forgot about the addition of that transfag
>>218236910I had memoryholed the creature too, and the fact that he's important in battles to come is grating.Not even just because he's a tranny, it's the fact that I can recognize him as a fucking youtuber that completely takes me out of the experience.
>>218236825yes kinda, youre telling me show filled with sex, gore, rape, castration, flaying and worse stuff doesnt feature one of the only young girls that spends most of her time with violent men getting harassed? like, not a single bandit tries to get handsy with her? pretty unrealistic
>>218236973You play too much modded skyrim
>>218236993i only play vanilla skyrimin my ps3
>>218236973more respect for bandits anon, they're not that desperate...probably even bum each other in preference
>>218236973Arya should've been gangraped at least twice in the storyBut in GRRM's plans she has to remain pure for Jon
>>218237002>in my ps3I played that on release jesus christGive anon something for the pain and let him die
>>218237002>vanilla skyrim Maybe the worst game of all times in terms of hype to quality ratio. People lauding that game is like if Avengers Endgame won 15 Oscars
>Lord Bloodraven (Thousand Eyes, and One) named Lord Commander of the Night's Watch>two years later the news reaches bittercope&seethe and he dies on the spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8nlgMKW7QSometimes I remember I used to love this franchise above all others
>>218237148I still do (the books, specifically)too bad the only progress we get on the books now are the scraps fed to scat fetish showrunners
>>218234026Rohanne would be smol like Madi Collins or Dolly Little
>>218237223Well I started with the books, but then they kinda just stopped
>>218237148It was painful to watch that, and to remember how good it used to be
>>218237223>>218237256>mfwgod the books were good then
>>218237082nah, plenty of stuff is equally overhypedwhat is best anime of all time? whatever goreslop is currently popular with 18 year old boys. likewise Skyrim was just current big teenager thing
What if it turns out Bloodraven helps save the world or some shit. Like if not for all the crazy fucked up shit he did, the fucking world would have ended. That is the funniest possible conclusion.
>>218237236this is who they cast
>>218237302killing blackfyre fucking shits isn't fucked up shit
>>218237302literally the only possible conclusion. either he saved the world or he tried to but failed (but it still worked out anyway)it'd be funnier if he was just evil all along and had no good plan
>>218237223>too bad only progress we get on the books now are the scraps fed to scat fetish showrunnersAre you implying the books aren't written by a scat fetish author?
three eyed crow (based) that appears in dreams is actually future brancuckraven is just the tree in the dreams that does fuck all, and is a red herring too focused on his lust for jon to care about bran by consequence, euron was also sent dreams by future bran which turned him into what he is
>>218237433Cuckraven was so cucked he let Bran ruin his life and make him kill his own brothers chasing a dreamIt doesn't get more pathetic than cuckraven
>>218237417George doesn't have a scat fetish, he has a woman humiliation fetish. Very subtle and nuanced difference which is why he pushed back on Ira adding Dunk shitting to every second scene.Either that or he has a scat fetish but also isn't gay.
Cast them
>>218237472100% certified true Blackfyre patriot true
>>218237497shittersteel never scored
>>218237494Eddie murphy to play all of them
>>218237527He's just like me fr fr, I'm also a based truecel chud
Top 3 Targs, now
>>218237494Why is that bitch considered part of the Great Bastards if she’s a woman? Why do we entertain women at all, just look at what happened last time they did.
>>218237568aegon ivviserys iiibaelor i
>>218237568aegon iv, bloodraven, conqueror
>>218237568Aegon IVDaemon Maegor
Dayne or Bariston
>>218235765House of the dragon: Revengeance
>>218235765>basically another targ civil war>with brand new characters>but without dragonsI don't see normies caring about this enough to splash HotD budget on it. HBO will probably either do robert's rebellion or aegon's conquest next.
>>218237568Aegon IIIMaekar IViserys I (Show)/Viserys II (Book)Ranked by how interesting they are to me.
>>218237625Who the fuck is Theon Stark, I genuinely don't rememberFrom what era is he
>>218236016
>>218237568Vaegon, Maester Aemon and Egg
>>218237672Theon Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
how do i watch got 4k but im not spending 100 bucks on
>>218237625daynedayne takes selmy (way past his prime, even prime vs sword of the morning is questionable)oberyn kamikaze on gregorloras takes jonduncan wrestles damon, maybe some help from dayne as we don't know his true strength yettake out jon and add howland reed (sturdy net equipped) and you've got a challenge
>>218237584>he doesn't know that to go forward you must go backward
>>218237681b...based?
>>218237719damon kills all with dragon and he fly away & sex with nettles then he's cool at lake and other try to kill but he wins all.
>>218237763Finish the FOOKIN books you fat fuckAt least write more dunk, you stupid commie tard
>>218237805>At least write more dunk, you stupid commie tardI'm sure he's writing some filler content for the show, so he can pretend to be too busy to write books
What did she mean by this?
Did Dunk and the Smiling Knight ever cross paths?
>>218237876google "menarche" it's a fun word that's criminally underused
>>218237883No, but he met his grandfather bennis of the brown shield
>>218237911no way benis was the joker’s grand pappy
Whats (you)r favorite depiction of Kingsguard armor?
>>218237939Probably not but It would be funny if he was >teeth and lips stained red from sourleaf, constantly laughing his high pitched chicken laugh
>>218237568jaehaerys IViserys IIDaemon..b
>>218237987Arthur Dayne from got
>>218237625Barriston got the shortest straw on team picks
>>218237987akotskjust replace the helmets with white arnets
What's so great about raiding the mainland that the Ironborn weren't content with free reign of raiding southern sea and benefitting from the economy of Westeros?
>>218234632>/got/ has never shied away from casting an adult actress.should have.she was by far the worst actress in the series, thought that made her death scene even more satisfying to me
>>218238030Jon and Daemon are really some random ass picks, they are not bad swordsmen but against some others in that image they might as well be hotpie
>>218237987they are all shite
>>218238090Jon literally slew Arthur Dayne in single combat and had a Valyrian steel sword. Sword alone buffs its wielder by like 2 points minimum
>>218236185>Why didn't Tywin fuck Arya?he's old enough to know that would change her into a broken little kissass servant who actually wants him dead.>Instead Tywin fucks Tyrions roastie whoreego shit.
>>218238052Time does not exist to the ironborn, there is only the present, the now. A goldcloak yells, "Don't run, I will [in the future] slash you!" This phrase is meaningless to the ironborn. In the ironborn's mind he has two choices: either to be detained by the guards, or to run and be free. The fact that the guard will start shooting arrows a few seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the ironborn. Ironborns are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As an Andal man you know that you will still be you 15-seconds into the future, you can see the probable consequences of your actions. Not so to the ironborn. The ironborn sees no relation to himself.15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.
>>218236412>where did you get 4k footage?there are UHD's and they are pretty fucking good looking considering GoT started filming in like 2009/10
>>218238167how much was your box?
>>218237625in reality barristan and clegane would hard carry.in hbo woke fantasy land, lannister would win because brieanne would girl boss and slay
Big and shtewpid!
>>218234151he swore a vow
>>218237527
going to read read some dunk and egg. haven;t read anything asoiaf since pic related 14 years ago.
>>218237417>>218238267i have a scat fetish but i dont find this hot since i prefer big, thick, long logs, not diarrhea
I need good posts Ser Duncan. The thread
Need an Asoiaf edit for this
>>218238261kek
>>218238320>>218238162Time does not exist to the ironborn, there is only the present, the now. A goldcloak yells, "Don't run, I will [in the future] slash you!" This phrase is meaningless to the ironborn. In the ironborn's mind he has two choices: either to be detained by the guards, or to run and be free. The fact that the guard will start shooting arrows a few seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the ironborn. Ironborns are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As an Andal man you know that you will still be you 15-seconds into the future, you can see the probable consequences of your actions. Not so to the ironborn. The ironborn sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.Once you understand that an ironborn cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random ironborn, all of a sudden all ironborn decisions makes sense. Why start a rebellion you can't win? Some other random ironborn will have to get sieged down instead of you. Why rape some random northern girl? Some other random ironborn will go to the dungeon, not you, etc.Now you can also appreciate the injustice of ironborn rebellions being put down. If an ironborn razed Lannisport 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random ironborn to them. The ironborn getting sieged was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being sieged for literally no reason.They’ve been trying to explain this to thick Andal people for years with the shorthand "The Iron Price". These tomboysh ironbron captainesses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her ironborn father committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different ironborn in a parallel universe.
>>218238320We must post
>Paramount bought WarnerThe slavers of meereen have a right to defend themselves.
>>218238320Someday you'll see you did the thread a kindness. The only good post is a shit post
>>218238320I am your man.
>>218238391/egc/ lets go
>>218238368Ser Criston has posted
ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>218238368>>218238421
>>218238421>>218238441And *what* has Ser Criston posted?
>>218238320I think I’m done with captchas
>>218238456
>>218238423
>>218237672>guy who made the Boltons kneel, they didn't even try to fight him>destroyed the Andals>built a fleet and sailed to Essos to fuck up the Andals homeland>brought back thousands of heads to the North, put them on spikes across the northern coast as a warning to other Andal invaders>crushed the Ironborn so hard they started naming kids after him>went beyond the Wall to smash the wildlings so badly they didn't attack again for generations>conquered the 3 sisters and torched part of the Valebasically the most successful and brutal Stark to ever live
>>218238477Someone on Reddit called Criston Alicent's "tongue buddy" and I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
>>218238320>>218238465>>218238456>>218238441>>218238421>>218238391>>218238390>>218238368You are aware that those vanquished in an argument forfeit their (you)s, favorite pics, and webms to the victor and must ransom them back?
Westeros was promised to the first men 3000 years ago.
>>218238531Man this guy was great. This whole season was just chock full of fantastic one-off performances.
>>218238531These are my replies, by right.
>>218238578Right of first reply belongs to posters of high renown or noble birth.Are you of high renown or noble birth??
>>218238594I am an oldfag that once got called a faggot by moot himself
>>218238162Does this include the first men too? Ironborn are just first men
>He defended the innocent is what he did! He was a true prince. And in this house Ser Duncan the Tall is a hero. End of story!
>>218238578Odd thing to say...
>Westeros>Easteros>Northeros>Southeroswow GRRM, so original
>>218238651May I introduce you to Drogon the Dragon?
>>218238594Then why have I been typing all morning?
>>218238545Old Gods we were strong then
>>218238633I made this argument for bloodraven on twitter. except he was slaughtering innocence and blackshyts for the greater good
>>218238632I mean look at the boltons, or the wildlings
w dunk
>>218238348the late walder frey
As an Andal, I think I hate the Rhoynar more than the first men and Valyrians
what were the hotd s2 changes that made george mad
I will reply to Ser Duncan's post!
>>218238739Are you mad? That man reported my posts.
>>218238714>I ACTUALLY HAVE TO FACE A BATTLE?>I BETTER KEEP MY ASS IN THE TWINS >OR I'M FINISHED!!!Kek
>>218238651what is this? some kind of planet-ose?
>>218238732All of themIn his blog he sperged out about dragon habitats, but only because he realized it would be bad pr if he started rambling about the actual plotBut he still pointed out how deleting Maelor was retareded, it was impossible to ignore.
>>218238746That anon protected the advertisers, as every true anon must.
>>218238746This anon protected child actors...As every a true /tv/ poster must.
When it is ragebait bid, it is ragebait delivered.
>>218238760i mean the changes are so inconsequential, he's dumb.
>>218238732all of them. just look at it.blood & cheese is a major fuck up but it gets worse
Hard to believe a fa/tv/irgin could be so dishonorable..
Well, mighten it be that some morrow will come when I'll have need of this post? When the realm will need this post, even more than a prince's life?
He had it in him to be the greatest poster since moot sold to hiro. Why would the mods take him, but spare you?
>>218238859Not bloody likely...
so now that dunk is over what the fuck am i suppose to watch?
>>218238842>Allicent selling out her sons is inconsequential>Rahenyra actually wanting to avoid war is inconsequential>Maelor, who was the trigger for Daeron becoming genocidal, being cut was inconsequential>Aemond and Aegon being bitter enemies is inconsequentialIf you are retarded, maybe
>>218238875
fucking /sp/ magic
First for Helaena
>>218238875House of the Dragon™ Season 3
>>218238888it's a fucking outline written biased history style by a maestor, nothing actually matters
How much longer do we have before this general is terrible and bogged down fully in hotdshit
>>218238875https://youtu.be/3tLeV7nP8zU?si=cI02-D_g3M7cUOSM
>>218238919>nothing actually mattersIf the result is worse than the outline, such as Rahenyra disgusing herself as septa and infiltrating kings landing as solid snake, then yes it fucking matters.I bet you also think season 7 was good, faggot
>>218238875read the books
Thank you Sarah Adina Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
>>218238951no, just george has no excuse when he didn't actually write a story.
>>218238951season 7 is better than George's ending
>>218238977He wrote Maelor existedCondall retconned it for hotdI would agree if Condall merely expanded on the source, but he started raping it, so no, George does have that excuse, it was served to him on a platter
>>218237002fuck i remember the endless loading time for every fucking door
Why tf was Condal credited as EP on the finale?
>>218237148>Theon the loyal brotherwhat could have been...
>>218239003you can't rape something that doesn't exist
>>218238977what they could have done:>stick to the story, pick from a mix of the three interpretations for a what they present truth as, leave some parts ambiguous as they are in the bookwhat they actually did:>override agreed on events>delete characters because "there are too many characters">invent other characters out of thin air anyway >invent entire plotlines because some writer nobody has ever heard of think their material is as compelling as grrm's>ensure trans theatre kid youtuber representation>ignore grrm's vetos and stop communicating with him entirely>remove the climax since they ran out of budget
>>218237148I love how pleased with the idea the maester is>all of them? >:)
>>218239024he came up with the maekar change and the cuck pregnancy thing
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>>218239046Again, an argument that would work if he didn't start cutting what little is there
>>218238875I picked up Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 yasterday. Pretty interesting game so far, finally got through the intro tutorials and looking forward to just roaming the world, being big and stupid
>>218239109what little nitpik bullshit you and george complain about doesn't have any real innate value since it isn't an intricate part of an actual story
>>218239126Not the first one at all?
>>218238875anyone know if that pendragon show is any good?
Greyjoys have way too many POV chapters for them to end up as pointless as they do in the show
>>218239158The simple difference between Eurons should tell you that when D&D say they were just following what george had left them they were lying their asses off.They may have adapted like, the very last stretch (king bran, jon goes north, etc), everything else is their fanfiction
I know everyone says the first half of season 1 is well done but I fucking hate Rhaenyra Its always really boring imo in a fantasy or historical setting when the characters are like iconoclasts or nonconformists or whatever word you want to use
>>218239192Thou shalt not insult monke
>>218239192S1 is good because of Viserys, only simptards here care about that boring cunt
>>218239192>Its always really boring imo in a fantasy or historical setting when the characters are like iconoclasts or nonconformists or whatever word you want to usenever heard someone say this before. why
>>218239147lol, i just skipped it. I don't really have time or money to sit down and play through 2 whole games. I must post!
the chuds are still seething over the nonbinary septon
>>218238875Seen Rome?Seen Spartacus Blood and Sand? (Stopped when the main actor dies?)Seen Hotd S1? Seen got s1-4?Read The First Law series?These are all things I lovedPlayed Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War? (Grrm copied this btw for asoiaf's plot, incest, cuckolding, betrayal, massacre)
>>218239291only you are posting this, only you know who the fuck this is
GO GET THE THREAD STRETCHER
>>218239192>>218239203the character is an insufferable cunt. But I can't hate Monke
>>218238651Saruman
>>218238545Paramount already fucking with the IP
>>218238320I’m still sad about Baelor, I can even still hear that actor’s voice. He must’ve only had like 20 minutes of screen time
>>218239362his name is LJ bennionnow you know who he is
COLD ROLLED STEEL
>>218239536Those are giants riding mammoths!
Is the flayed man of house bolton edgecringe or edgekino
>>218239536>go ahead and say it, we should have made a new thread. As you suggested
One line I’ve noticed that could serve as foreshadowing for the romance between Jon/Arya is when Jon says to Arya in his early Game of Thrones chapters:“Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister.”Arya complains about not being allowed to train with her brothers, and Jon being a bastard and especially close to her can truly understand what it feels like to be excluded and treated unfairly, since he suffers from the same thing.In Westeros, a bad brother would have ignored her, a good brother would have comforted her, and a very good brother would have done everything within the rules to make her feel better. Jon does none of these. He crosses the line of what Westeros considers socially and morally acceptable, and gives Arya what she truly wants and no one else would ever give her a sword, which he names Needle, before they both have to leave Winterfell.Because Jon loves her, he breaks the rules regardless of what he believes is right or wrong if those rules make Arya unhappy. When he gives her a weapon, he’s disobeying his own earlier statement: “Girls get the arms but not the swords.” So it wouldn’t be illogical to think that Arya who does not love Jon any less than he loves her might, in turn, break the other half of that rule: “Bastards get the swords but not the arms,” as an act of love in response to Jon’s gesture.
>>218239451The king who never wasThe last good targaryen
>>218239594Do you know what being an OP means, Lord Anon? It means getting second-guessed by every halfwit with a captcha. But if an OP starts saging himself, it's all over.
Why can't Jon marry Arya again
Has thread making abandoned the noble generals of /tv/? I will not believe it is so!
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