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>It follows Ally Braun (Cochran), a 16-year-old suffering from a mysterious illness, who discovers her biotech billionaire adoptive parents (Dastmalchian & Greene) are harvesting her blood for sinister purposes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icNFGk0enVU
>Francesca (2015) is an Argentinian horror-thriller, or giallo, directed by Luciano Onetti that follows two detectives investigating a series of gruesome murders 15 years after the disappearance of a young girl named Francesca. The killer leaves old coins on victims' eyes and notes referencing Dante's Divine Comedy, mimicking classic '70s Italian horror tropes
>>218344745Thank you for bringing back the spam guide.
>>218344783Sounds good, added to watchlist
where can I get one of those
>>218344845Craiglist. You can get something for your wife there too.
>>218344792Cringe
What other 4chinz /x/ schizo memes deserve a horror movie
>>218344858>t. spammer from the spam guide
>meanwhile at Op’s house
>>218344886Lmao
>>218344886>>218344919this is a hetero thread. take your pathetic fantasies elsewhere.
>>218344919>mean on op’s gf’s phone
>>218344953kek
>>218344867Just had an idea.A team of teens obsessed with the Jeff the Killer image join together to try and find the lost origin of the image. However, in doing so they unravel a mystery that was more than they bargained for... dun dun duuun.I had a dream once about a demon that could swap people into an alternate reality. It'd go well with it. Basically someone's partner starts acting weird and eventually kidnaps their kid to try to take them to a another reality where they died.
>>218344942She looks 40
I hope /hor/ is having a great day.
>>218345084I am mad. This guy >>218344886 & >>218344953is making fun of me
>>218345192Op btfo
the dawn of the dead zombies are so damn ez mode. u gotta be a full blown r tard to die from them. crazy how it wasn't until 28 days later we had running zombies
>>218345270The 1990 one definitely since it ends with just strolling past them.Return of the Living Dead had fast zombies though. Like all the emergency services they ambush.
>>218345270>romero zombiesYou mean the ones who know how to pick up bricks and smash windows?
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>>218345325Romero is a cuck
>>218330515>>218330773>>218330823There are also several references to Silence of the Lambs in the original Scream >>218323338 characters directly reference the movie like 3 separate times and indirectly reference it with one of the kills where the camera zooms in on the body rather than out. I think it's also safe to assume that the poster with Drew Barrymore covering her mouth was directly inspired by the iconic image of Jodie Foster's face having her mouth covered by the moth. Scream can't exist in any other decade but the 90s.
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>>218345681Huh, never noticed that cover but you're right. Silence of the Lambs was a gigantic film at the box office so it'd be understandable if they were even just trying to rip off the style.
>>218345716I love that shot of Drew, such a creepy start to the film and she has that artistically dead blue paleness/blood look like in The Grudge
>>218345716how come they never did anything cool like this again? they just stabbed the others to my memory
>>218345891> she has that artistically dead blue palenessYeah, white pale skin only looks good on girls.
>>218345939Ghostface gets a shotgun at one point. But yeah I'm guessing he got kind of flanderized when everyone started to associated him with the combat knife and it becoming more iconic.
>>218345587Sneaky fucker.
I watched Scream 7 last night, but it was half-price ticket night, so the whole audience except me was black. They really do like to yell at the screen and talk out loud to each other, crack jokes, etc. Lots of the smartphone lights visible in the audience, some even using their phone's flashlight to look around their seat. Almost nobody was there on time, to the point where most of the audience didn't see the opening scene. 30 minutes into the film, there were still groups shuffling in and finding their seats.They like Sidney and Gale and the two black siblings, but they really hated Sidney's daughter. When she's being chased by the killer and it's playing out like any cliché slasher chase scene, everybody was just yelling "STUPID BITCH" "RUN, BITCH" "AW HELL NAW, KILL HER ASS" and the like. Someone would say something out loud like "her ass ain't be in no Scream 8" and everybody would laugh.If I knew ahead of time, I probably would've picked a different screening, but at least the movie was dumb enough that it didn't even matter. It's by far the worst killer reveal in the series. Bad CGI kills, a ton of cameos that just feel phoned in by the actors, and I'm sick of all the family drama stuff they pack into these scripts.
>>218346139I would have left but you’re a redditor.
>>218346139top kek, this is the kind of shoe leather reporting we need anon. appreciate the lack of spoilers I'm gonna see it tomorrow
>>218345587me if I was a zombie
>power went out>can sleep or watch horr in bed>rain start to pourHoly fuck it is peak horr hours right now, thank fuck I have 2tb external full of horr
>>218346186maybe the horror has only begun
>>218346139I go to /hor/ movies at 10am-12pm times, peak NEET hours so I'm the only one in the theater. I couldn't stand the crowd during Weapons both times I watched it- the younger zoomers LOVE laughing out loud during non funny parts.
>>218346203I would hope so, already put the n the innkeepers 2011
>>218346245Great flick, I've been meaning to rewatch that
Just put on Ghost Train
>>218346257Seen it decade ago, forgot how cute the main girl is
>>218346282There is an inexorable appeal to the ghost hunting gf
>>218346139This is how the Gypsies used to watch movies in ex Yugoslavia. You would get the entire cinema filled with a Gypsy tribe that traveled from their settlement on the outskirts of town, and they would do the exact same thing that you just described. They really loved the kung fu movies, especially Bruce Lee, who was their "national" hero at the time, and anything from Bollywood.
>I really just saw an opportunity to make the scariest movie I’ve ever made. I know expectations are high. No one’s more intimidated than I am.can this man save The Exorcist franchise?
>>218346298trvk>>218346281Honestly not a bad movie. Maybe I liked because was severely drunk tho
>>218346326Man needs to s(h)ave his head first.
>>218346326Dude makes horror for females.
>>218346361he's the opposite of samson. the balding is where his power lies.
>>218346416So?
>>218345681Who cares? Both of those movies are gay chick horror flicks. At least Nightmare on Elm Street has a cool villain and ideas.
>>218346513Grow a pair.
>>218346217I can't do morning/afternoon movies, it has to be at night. This was the latest showing on a Tuesday night, and the theater's website estimated there would be few people. When I got there like 5 minutes before the start time, there was maybe 3 people there and I got a good seat. Then after the movie started, it filled up to almost a full theater, everybody coming in groups of 5-8.Last time I went to half price movie night, no joke, the crunching of fried chicken was so loud that I couldn't even tell what the plot of the movie I was seeing was. They don't serve fried chicken at the theater either. I guess I know now, it's just not worth it. It's like a free-to-play multiplayer game. Even if the game is good, the playerbase is going to be terrible> the younger zoomers LOVE laughing out loud during non funny parts.I have noticed that people in general laugh really easily or inappropriately in movies, especially in the first half before they're focused on the film. I remember watching Joker and this fat black lady a few rows away would bust out laughing at every other line in the movie or any pained expression on Arthur's face until the subway scene when I guess she realized that Joker isn't meant to be a comedy film
>>218344942Her face is so mannish.
>>218346332It is pretty good so far
>>218346561I already have a pair of tits.
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>>218346638>>218346622Oh, I didn’t know I was in a bitch zone.
>>218344745>use death whistle>actually you would have died in your sleep peacefullyso you just see some old man sleeping?comfy
>>218346577Yeah I go on like a monday or tuesday and there's hardly anyone there. At least in my shitty theater. I think people's brains are just melted from Marvel quips in 95% of everything they watch.>the crunching of fried chicken was so loud that I couldn't even tell what the plot of the moviejesus christ lmao
>>218346745>>218346577>I can't do morning/afternoon movies, it has to be at night.then you're doomed to normies acting like monkeys, afternoon at least they'll still be at school/work so the cinema will be mostly empty and comfy
>>218346577>the crunching of fried chicken was so loud that I couldn't even tell what the plot of the movie>They don't serve fried chicken at the theater either
>>218346775Why is a cinema comfier than your home? Assuming you have a tv and surround sound.
>>218346821It is not. especially for horror where atmosphere really matters and ideally should be watched alone in the dead of the nightthere is however something to be said about watching horror at the cinema with friends or gf/bf because then it has value
>>218346846What value? The value of getting up and walking through people to get to the washroom?
who the fuck has surround sound
>>218346846Seeing Africans really make me go :/
>>218346899Kino enjoyers
>>218346821I have a decent TV and surround sound, but it can't compete with a giant screen and really cranked up sound.Also not that Anon, but sometimes I do like other people around giving some reaction. Nothing excessive, but a collective gasp at a shocking part gives the movie a stronger effect. Something more campy than serious can also be nice with others laughing along.
>>218346972You can crank it up at home and its better. Trust me. Just set up the surround sound properly and its a lot better.
Anyone else watching the two finale episodes tonight?
>>218346901Same, but with white South Africans
>>218346972Dude, I have a 5.1 and a 2.1 from 2000 and the quality back in the day is so much better. My 2.1 was noticeably better than I mid range today which is just a logitech. I asked chatgpt why my 20 year old 2.1 is so high quality and it pretty much said “higher quality and craftsmanship.” It wasnt a cheap 2.1 but but it wasnt high end but the quality is really good. Surprisingly good. My 5.1 is good, quality wise, it was top of the line mainstream. I dont get how a theater can be better. Its not even possible. You need the rear speakers and front speakers catered specifically to where you sit. Only a home can so that.
>>218346972My 5.1 costs about 1800 today. Even 2000. Like a theater is not beating that. Not beating it by speaker placement which I specifically tested and placed in perfect spots surrounding me and I literally feel inside the movie. And my speakers and subwoofer are high quality. I feel inside the movie when I actually use it.
>>218346972You probably didn’t set up your 5.1 properly. The speakers have to be set up to your sitting position and takes a bit of moving around to get the best immersion. Takes about a week to set up. You will hear it and feel it when its set up properly. Like there is a perfect distance each each should be from you. You will feel inside the movie.
>>218347108>>218347075>>218347002I should have clarified, I can't go too high on volume due to neighbors. The actual surround effect, I agree, the placement of the speakers will be better in a tailored home theater, but anything bass heavy with tense music, it's going to be more thrilling in a theater for me. Bless you if you don't have to worry about noise complaints
>>218344745Is this one any good?
Innkeepers was great, time for found and bed.
>>218347189Sure for the 5.1. But for the 2.1, I swear it is because it is old and quality mattered back in the day. The difference between my old 2.1 and new mid range 2.1 is night and day. I swear for modern stuff, you pay for brand and not quality. You really do need to turn up the 5.1, not loud, but enough to hear what the movie makers want you to hear.
>>218346972It is fun with a crowd when people (especially women) get jumped real bad and giggle afterwards. Some kind of collective "it's ok to be spooked" response.
>>218347189Movies have a dedicated sound team, sometimes we forget about that.
>>218347287I have Klipsch speakers that I think sound great. I'm just not able to blast them as loud as a theater can, which isn't always necessary, but it can be nice. Also, ironically, after paying $1000+ for my speakers, the vast majority of what I watch is in mono
>>218347357Mono? Aren’t most movie files stereo and even 5.1 if you download? No idea what that is. All I know the quality of mainstream or anything past 2010 is low quality for sure. The quality and craftsmanship just isnt there. I listen to my 20 year old 2.1 and I always marvel at the sound. The 5.1 is clearly amazing. It was 1000+ 20 years ago. I had my 5.1 for so long and literally only set it up a few months ago. You really feel the sounds around you and sound/ objects travel from front to rear speakers. I wouldn’t trust anything in stores even 1000+. Its a different world now. Corporations don’t bother with quality.
>>218347357It doesn’t have to be loud like a theater. it just needs to be loud enough that you can hear the proper sounds and actually feel inside the movie.
>>218347357Mine is Panasonic from 2000. I think it was 999.99 at the time.
>>218346899I think Fixbro has surround sound and a theater room.
>>218346687The whistle doesn't show you your death, it makes you die it. They have an old age death character in the movie, the same thing happens to them that happened at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Is it ever explained how Randy fit into this friend group?>Sidney and Tatum are best friends>Stu and Billy are best friends>Sidney dates Billy>Stu dates TatumSo how the fuck did Randy get in here?
>>218347449I just mean that most of what I watch is older movies with more primitive sound. Lots of it on blu-ray, where it's listed as 2.0, but it's dual mono rather than true stereo, so I play it out of my center channel for better fidelity. Sometimes they do remix older audio into surround, though. In fact, the thing that really pushed me towards getting a surround system is when I saw that the blu-ray for Texas Chainsaw Massacre had 5.1 and even 7.1 audio, and I wanted to see what that was like. It sounds pretty good, too.>>218347459I agree for the most part, but sometimes, I do want it to be theater-loud. If I watched Iron Lung at home, for example, it would have just been irredeemable shit. In the theater, it was cool to be drenched in that really low, atmospheric soundtrack.
>>218347561anon... a-are you aware people can be friends?
>>2183475757.1 sounds annoying to set up. There is dolbyatmos too apparently. >tcmDefinitely use the surround sound and loud as possible for movies you like.
>>218346972I saw Vertigo with a crowd that hadn't seen it a few months ago and they freaked out. Watching a movie with the right crowd makes it ten times better.
>>218347575>theater loudI know what you mean, problem is you have neighbors. A good surround sound system at home with good volume and you WILL think “wow this is like a theater.”
I'm so used to my shitty logitech speakers I just stick with them.Sometimes movie theaters are actually cranked too loud, I feel like I'm at a gig and need ear plugs for the high frequencies.
>>218347639A few months ago I got to see Peter Jackson's Dead Alive, showing off the new restoration that should be coming to home video soon, and it was a lot of fun with how much the crowd was enjoying it and reacting to all the gross stuff
>>218347671Dude, I have a 5.1 logitech and the quality is garbage. You are definitely paying for the brand name and cheap components.
Do you have to wire the speakers through your walls?
>>218347671Theaters have cheap speakers and for a home theater system, you are sitting in the “sweet spot.” It sounds like you are in the movie. The distance of the sounds in the movie sounds like it is in the room with you
>>218347729No. >>218347671> Sometimes movie theaters are actually cranked too loud, I feel like I'm at a gig and need ear plugs for the high frequencies.Theaters can definitely be too loud and it’s not as immersive as the “sweet spot” at home
>>218347730>you are sitting in the “sweet spot.”No I'm not retard.>It sounds like you are in the movie. Only sitting in a movie theater will sound like a movie theater.
>>218347729You cannot sit anywhere you want or you cannot put the speakers anywhere you want. The front and rear speakers are catered to exactly where your head/ ears are. Once it is set up, you think >wow this is like a theater and most importantly >wow, this was how the movie was meant to be enjoyed. It sounds “perfect” and “immersive.” You will understand once you set up the sweet spot.
>>218347691Are they doing Bad Taste / Meet The Feebles as well?
>>218347771> Only sitting in a movie theater will sound like a movie theater.Wrong. After I set my system up and turned it up, it sounds like a theater. And this was BEFORE I set up the sweet spot.
>>218344745This sucked. A few of the kills were nice though.
>>218347805You are too stupid for this conversation, I'm out
>>218347771> No I'm not retard.At home, you are supposed to be set up the sweet spot. Theater has no sweet spot.
>>218347824I have a properly set up 5.1 costing over $2000 in todays dollars. Trust me, I know what I am talking about.
>>218347824Youre just a dumb ass who never took the time to set up the “sweet spot.”When I turn the volume up for movies, it sounds like a theater.
>>218347837i look like this and do this to women
>>218347837the foid with the messed up face in the stairs was good stuff. good monke.
>>218347824Dumb fuck loser. Go watch your cuck porn in theaters then.
It is hilarious that a home theater system is only meant for person. Even the person next to you isn’t in the “sweet spot.”
>>218347805My home theater is in a wide open space. If sounds like a theater. Even better. Why would I make shit up?I literally think >holy shit this is like the theater when orchestral music plays during a movie. Dracula A Love Story sounded amazing on 5.1
>>218347824> You are too stupid for this conversation, I'm outYeah go out to theaters and watch your blacked horror. Bet you’re there for the giant screen.
I watch movies sitting in my computer chair I spent way too much money on playing on my computer monitor I spent way too much money on wearing headphones I spent way too much money on
>$2000+ home set-up sounds just like a theater!>it's loud and has surround sound just like a real movie theater!>i've never heard such a kino experience!
>>218347962Headphones cant beat speakers and subwoofer. >>218347973You have to take the time to set up the speakers at the perfect distance and angle to your ears. It takes time and multiple movie viewings until it is set up properly.After you set it up, you will then actually enjoy the movie the way it was intended go sound.
>>218347973kek. it's not even his home theater, mummy and daddy own it.
Movies that really stood out on for me on 5.1>Hills Have Eyes 2 remake (this really stood out to me for some reason)>Immortals>300 Rise of an Empire
>>218348048Only a poor person or workingclass says this. Imagine saying to Barron Trump, its daddies money. All people from well off families is “daddies money.”
>>218348064It seems like a random choice, but Dagon had really good directional/atmospheric audio to me. The creeking wooden ship at the beginning and the cultists speaking spanish across the rear channels as the main character hid out from them in the rain. I really hope that one comes out on 4K soon
>>218347973What are you saying?
>>218347019It was good. Ended on one hell of a cliffhanger, though.
>>218348107fingers crossed, I could go for a rewatch of it and 4K is such a good excuse for any film.
>>218348107Is your system set up properly? Did you do sweet spot?Yeah, it makes things sound like youre “in it.” A non set up 5.1 sounds like a theater, but a set up “sweet spot” sounds like youre there in the movie. Its totally different.
>>218348140Meds
>>218348156stop telling anons to poison themselves
>>218348156LolNot one person here actually set up their surround sound system properly even if they have one. Go google some guides to get a rough idea how to set it up. It makes a huge difference to your movie experience.
>>218348193You literally hear the sounds around you, hence “surround sound.” Its crazy once you actually set it up and dont just put your speakers anywhere. Big budget movies probably spend millions on sound so yeah.
>>218347671After I discovered what a “sweet spot” was, I realized even 2.1 has a sweet spot. You cannot just place your speakers anywhere and facing anywhere.
>>218348107Where do you watch 4k? Torrents?
>>218344745Chasing this down rn
>>218348294Fat upperarms on the foid
>>218345939>they just stabbed the others to my memoryHead stuck in garage door says *squish*
>>218348312nta but that goes to show even more that the first film was a real standout
Electric gremlin.
>>218348281I just buy them. I have about 80 in my collection, not all horror. Usually it's the movies I like a lot, or else ones I found very cheap in a sale
>>218348344Interesting. Wierd even. Did u buy dvds back then?
>>218347788No idea, but I know Peter Jackson said he was personally working on all of them, so those should be out at some point. Dead Alive is definitely the priority though
>>218344745>another modern horror movie with a lesbian romance subplutLeast they're cute unlike a lot of them.
>>218348391God damn that fat Smaug sitting on his mountains of gold making jerk off documentaries. I need a new Tintin and 4K releases of all his stuff stat.I think he's even doing another LOTR film which is a disappointingly boring thing to do.
>>218348388I never bought many DVDs, I just started collecting movies with blu-ray. It's a big fucking moneysink, but I've never been as into movies as when I started buying them. I like having the movies I like on the shelf behind me in great quality, and randomly buying stuff on sale has introduced me to a lot of movies I would normally have never seen
>>218348474Why though? Everything is online.
>>218348474Nta but I'm the mail call anon and the number of movies I buy is peanuts compared to the number I watch. I buy movies I consider personal favorites or that are on labels I like.
>>218348536Not everything, especially since I don't pirate movies. The fact that so much is available on streaming services is also kind of a problem. I don't know what to watch. I feel much more focused if I pick up a few movies by a company that curates their offerings and puts them on sale, sometimes as low as $5 each, and then I'm invested in something specific and have an idea of what I'm watching the next few days, and can revisit it indefinitely. Not for everyone, but I enjoy it. >>218348601>I buy movies I consider personal favorites or that are on labels I like.The latter is the more important point. I've seen the shit you buy, you'll buy anything if it's from Mondo Macabre. But in doing so, you watch a lot of stuff you probably wouldn't otherwise see.As long as we're talking about movie theaters too, that's a similar situation. There's a ton of movies I go to the theater to see simply because they're playing it and I wouldn't seek it out to watch at home. I'll pay $10-14 a ticket, not knowing what I'm getting, but I'll sometimes watch something great as a result. That kind of forced structure can be useful. Again, not for everybody.
>>218348474>>218348601Which one of you has the yellow shelf?
>>218348663Get a theater subscription, I go see lots of stuff I wouldn't pay for a ticket for and some of them are great surprises.
>>218348663>But in doing so, you watch a lot of stuff you probably wouldn't otherwise see.This is technically true but since I've got no problem with pirating stuff I see pretty much everything I'm interested in. My watchlist is in the thousands now, even watching at least two movies a day. Watching Door 2: Tokyo Diary right now.
anyone seen the ju-on tv show? I motored through the films
4 episodes into this piece of shit. Not sure why, it's pretty bad. Black chick is cute tho.
>>218348890
Are you a Demon Knight virgin or Bordello of Blood chad?
>>218349031I'm starting to think I'm a ritual kind of mon
>>218348536I think everyone should understand by now the inherent downsides of streaming services with how it's turned into cable 2.0 because as usual corpos got greedy and wanted the whole thing for themselves so you pay twice as much now for probably half of the selection of movies and TV shows that were available on Netflix over a decade ago. Even torrenting comes with its own downsides as well because storage space costs money. If you just want a few dozen movies sure, but if you're like me I've downloaded over 4TB worth of movies, probably well over 2000 total and I was only able to get that many for that little space because of RARBG's god tier compression so most of my movies are x265 between 1-3 GB each for standard BD rips, but you will always sacrifice sound and image quality on a large scale unless you download the ISO rip which takes up ~50 GB each or between 60-100 GB for 4Ks.I love owning my movies and games physically and displaying them on my shelf and for movies especially there's actual benefits to a blu-ray/4K disc over simply torrenting and streaming provided you have the right setup. I don't think I'll be buying all 2000 movies I've torrented though just the ones I like well enough. Some day I will also buy writable blu-ray discs and make backups of my collection for offline usage and having official DVDs/BDs/4Ks on top of all that is just an extra form of backup so you're all covered.Another disadvantage of having too many options on your Plex server or Netflix subscription is choice paralysis which you don't get as often browsing through a physical collection and it just feels more purposeful going through this process to watch your film or TV show than just letting Netflix's algorithm decide for you. I used to rewatch the same few movies over and over and over again as a kid since I only had a limited amount of DVDs, but years can go by before I rewatch a movie now that I have so many options even if it's one of my favorites.
>>218348294>wear a coat or you'll be cold>drink more water or you'll get headaches>stop dressing like a whore or you'll get molestedWomen never listen.
>>218349031I saw Demon Knight more recently and enjoyed it, but I watched Bordello of Blood when I was a kid and need to rewatch it. I remember it having more boobs than my little cock could handle.
>>218349100Oh and of course streaming services also heavily compress their streams. There's no such thing as true 4K on a streaming service or even true 1080p though I guess compressed 4K would have that quality, but you'll have to pay premium price for 4K just to get full HD quality streams in that case.
>>218349100I appreciate anons who are backing everything up, god knows the streaming services are gonna attempt to usher in a new dark age once physical sales slow down. It's possible they'll just stop the sale of them to attempt to coral people online.I don't have that much storage space so I only keep copies of the stuff I want to watch again. But I'm not the biggest re-watcher so that helps.>>218349135The downside of everyone being obsessed with bigger pixel numbers is the other factors have gone out the window. But for files, yeah pretty much it's mainly about size and they have a reason to avoid giving you that.
>>218349074How did anon get a good high quality version of Ritual?
>>218349271>god knows the streaming services are gonna attempt to usher in a new dark age once physical sales slow down. It's possible they'll just stop the sale of them to attempt to coral people online.For everything that isn't an extremely mainstream film, the main reason they're available on streaming services in high quality is because there was a demand for a physical release that necessitated a new scan of the film stock and some restoration work to make it look good
>>218344745Just finished.Some sick deaths and decent visuals. But it's literally a mish mash of plot points from other films with a minor idea that doesn't change anything. Final Destination with Smile 2 stuff as the ending.Keen was great in the lead too.
>>218349408Luckily a lot of the best labels see themselves as archivists as much as distributors. Putting out physical releases is just a way to fund restorations and storage.
>>218349396>mfw pixels
>>218349396idk if it's that version but if you go to limetorrents dot fun it looks like there's a decent copy
>>218345019>someone's partner starts acting weird and eventually kidnaps their kid to try to take them to a another reality where they died.like Fringe?
>>218349420Also had a kino horror themed final song>In the final cut>In the final scene>There's a final girl>And you know that she should be screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzKlcX2BR6M
>>218349100>>218349135Gigabased.
It's not /hor/ but I'm watching pirates of the caribbean and keira knightley is really attractive.I love women.
>>218346139>writing a whole two paragraph post about how enriched you were by this culturally vibrant cinema experience Cucked to the max
>>218349916have you seen The Hole?
Watching Whistle and quickly dropping it motivated me to get back into scriptwriting. I could write shit like that and even betterDafne looked amazing and her voice is pleasantly soft tho. First time i heard her speaking lol
>>218349977Nah but I've seen Jennifer Lawrence's
>>218350044Lets just say, there's some interesting calculus with Knightley's first topless scene
>>218347339That shit is why I love cinemas. I watched a camrip of The Orphan where during one scene which needed it some guy shouted out YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED like the actor would hear him and I wouldn't have it any other wayWhat bothers me is people now go to cinemas to text from a different room. A lot of them have a very hard time working out the plot because they've got a phone addiction, so they have flash photography of the film but probably couldn't tell you the lead character's name or the major conflict.
I've been autistically invested in film since 2019 but never got into horror. Ask me anything highly specific about horror films and I'll give you the most (un)qualified opinion I can think of off the top of my head.
>>218350265What type of red is the most aesthetic for blood
>>218350265What genre appeals to you instead?As a five year old I could tell I was getting something out of Universal's Frankenstein I wouldn't get from Mr Rogers. What do you think makes horror appealing to horror fans at the most fundamental level?
>>218350308Wine red>>218350324Drama, comedy, arthouse, camp>What do you think makes [...]Thrill seeking, masochism
>>218350351>Wine redBLEH!
>>218350351I'm actually very boring and not at all masochistic. I think has to do with being very aware of death overall. It and sex seem like impossible to ignore highest priority elements of life so I'm naturally drawn to movies about those topics above others.
>>218349916> keira knightley is really attractive.
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>>218350265As somebody who doesn't like horror, what have you seen you thought was actually good?
>>218350557Carpenter's Prince of Darkness. I'm a bit of a sucker for a good mystery and it worked well in that regard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUGqD0VmTIQ
>>218350265Which is the best slasher film trope, and why?
>>218350623The killer running rm -rf / on the victim's computerReal answer: the girl convincing the killer that she's on his side and they become a killer duo until she betrays him, because it's my eternal power fantasy of how I'd stop a school shooter
>>218350265>since 2019So you’re 16?
>>218350705You're going to suck off dylan klebold and hope he dies of dehydration?
>>218350728Probably
Just finished the trilogy. Part one is a very cool and bare bones Woman in Peril thriller, the premise is simplicity itself: a busy housewife accidentally rubs a door to door salesman the wrong way and he becomes obsessed with wrecking her life, ala Unhinged. It's super melodramatic and some shots are so long that they become ridiculous.2 is a straight pink film, no real horror element to it, but it's one of the best ones I've seen. Chikako Aoyama is the poster child for 80s pink to me (despite her not really getting started until the 90s.). I like this one best despite it being the least horror based. Call girl has weird customers, is depressed, end of story. A lot like Tokyo Decadence.3 is an early Kiyoshi Kurosawa and I think explains him a lot. It plays in the same sandbox the first two do in being about a female insurance salesperson struggling to survive, adds a sexual element, but then turns its social concerns into as directly a horrorish metaphor as possible. Kurosawa and Hisayasu Sato both traffic in the same school Cronenberg does and all three are great at it.
>>218351180I had a huge crush on Chikako growing up because of Robotrix.
Watch Lowlifes
>Resident Evil 1 re-remake reportedly in productionThey're doing this again? Didn't RE1 get a remake like... 24 YEARS AGO? WHAT THE HELL
>>218348426Lesbians are an automatic kino enhancer imo, same with nice pits >>218349420>>218349396I had to download the 1080p x265 RARBG rip of Ritual because it was the only one with seeders on public indexes. Could've been worse though. >>218350265Hi fren. Will you ever make it past the first 10-15min of Suspiria?
for years i was delaying watching longlegs cause i really believed it would be a total bangeri skipped summaries, trailers, everythingfinally the time has come for me to be in the mood to immerse myself in this movie and it was total utter dogshit, attempts at heckin epic a24 shots heckin epic shining shots dolly zooms and symmetrical roflies! it was utter slopthere was a few shots that i really liked, i liked the one where the main girl whose name i dont remember went feral in the car, and you had a trunk camera, i liked the shots of the dolls under the cloth with their eyes and i liked cage screaming in his carother than that this shit was irredeemable, no logic, no sense, no attachments to the characters, no reasoning for their way of going about things nothingjust shitim really dissapointed
>>218344745>Came and went without me noticingKinda depressing stsate of affairs
>>218352063Longlegs is only fifteen months old
longlegs was fine story is literally straight forward. Unless you sub 70iq shouldn’t have issues understanding it. If it didn’t have Cage i would say it’s dogshit tho.
>>218346139A bunch of zoomers were whooping and yelling to the movie characters when I saw it as well. And they weren't even minorities!
I've watched Daphne Keen's new slop and Rabbit Trap. I think Rabbit Trap is worse somehow. It's incredible that people can learn cinematography well and still have zero artistic merit to their work.
Just wasted 90 minutes and $2.99 renting this on Apple TV. Last time I ever take a recommendation from you faggots. How fucking gullible are you? The movie got good reviews because it’s made by a tranny Jew and is an allegory depicting LGBT grooming in a positive light. You “liked” it because you were instructed to like it. And you obeyed.
>>218353075Who even recommended you this because practically everyone in /hor/ hates I Saw the Tranny Glow lmao
>>218352696Kino
>>218353106>hey guys I am a beautiful woman here’s a self absorbed narcissistic movie about my favorite bands and TV shows from the 90s
>movie-related negro worship as a result of Sinners is the highest it has been since Black Pantheri'm so tired bros
>>218353075why would you even consider paying for jewish media?
>>218344745Whistle any good? Im a huge fan of some of Dafne's non-/tv/ works.
>>218353262I thought you guys had already won the culture war?
>>218353398The paramount/warner brothers merger doesn’t go into effect for another few months. After that you are fucked. Say goodbye to interracial lesbians shoe horned into movies
>>218351965>Lesbians are an automatic kino enhancerTrue, but only as long as it's lesbians for men and not lesbians for lesbians.Nothing kills kino faster than women who look like men.
>>218354063>Nothing kills kino faster than women who look like men.True, I should've specified hot lesbians.
>>218347214I like Found. found footage gem
>>218353631oh noooooooo
>>218346326No. It will be anti-Christian zogslop like the last one. He's the most shabbos goy in jewywood.
>>218346139I watched Beverly Hills Ninja in the theater and the only entertaining moment was when the blacks in front of the theater lost their shit at Chris Rock sitting in a tree. The movie was terrible, but watching those dindus practically doing backflips at that scene saved it.
>>218344745Looks like she’s cosplaying as Eddie from Stranger Things.
>>218353075>LGBT groomingThis is not even a thing
>>218349420>Keen's pitsOkay, I'll watch your movie.
>>218345939They hung up the principal on the school field goalposts but we didn’t see it. Tatum was left hanging trapped in the garage door. Kenny was dragged on top of the van to bleed out all over the windshield.
>>218344745Tremors 2 was a solid sequel
>>218344745>>218344942Well shot movie, some nice CGI deaths but the plot/characters are so insufferable not even watching them die was enough to salvage this mess.
>>218346217>10 am matineefuck I miss being unemployed
Is The Last Voyage of the Demeter any good?
>>218350443oh hey it's that asian guy from Warrior, is there any fighting in this?
>>218354993no anon, it isn't
>>218354993I walked out and I'm the resident Franciosi simp, if that gives you an idea of how bad it is.
Howzat?
>>218349420>*Sniff*hmmm. cracked black pepper and muted ocean water.
>>218354929Watching movies in the morning is so much better
>>218353283The Crate is literally me
No one here as a properly set up surround sound system. Why am I not surprised?
>>218355727agreed, no crowds, lower ticket price, no queuing to get in. Only bad thing about it is that they usually only show the most successful movies in the morning and they don't use the bigger rooms because of low attendance.
>>218347561He was the jester everyone else laughed at
>>218355830Lazy boomers not tech savvy and brokie zoomers.
>>218347561to be a red herring
>>218349420Nice armpit stubble, any better shots?
>>218355830headphones are better IMO
>>218356410Of course not. You think so?
Did Scream 7 have the weakest opening scene? Didn't help that most of it was shown in the trailer.
>>218356527Why do western actresses age so poorly?
>>218356558Average age: 66
>>218356527the samara weaving one where she gets killed by a jeet with no chase is the worst. but horror simps worship her cause she yodels when she screams
>>218352453Seemed it got a limited release in theaters and then they rolled it out further slowly. I almost went in theater and then found out it would be on VOD in a few days. Out now though.
>>218353315She's good in it and there's lesbian kissing. Film is fine, very unoriginal but some good death scenes.
>>218353631the trick is to stop being a lazy EOP and actually watch some foreign stuff that isn’t tainted full of Hollywoodisms
>>218344867I know Slenderman wasn't created on /x/, but it definitely took off from there. And there's two Slenderman filmshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt5690360/https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2737926/
>>218349420So she just doesn't fucking shave at all. Shame, that's what ruined her leaks
>>218356926And they both sucked lol
>>218356527They've steadily been getting worse but I liked it. I'm also a big Jimmy Tatro fan so thats probably why.
>>218354629>This is not even a thing
>>218357004her bush was way hotter.fwiw she plays a lesbian though so it's accurate to her character.
>>218357272kek this guy made no sense but I'm glad they left it in. in the argento cut I think he starts it earlier and is just sitting on the machine for 20 minutes before he gets killed.
>>218357272Based retard.
>>218357325>in the argento cutI gotta watch this one. It cuts the movie down from 2hr 20m to 2hr I think, which could be nice for rewatches, and it uses the full Goblin score. I heard there was an Argento cut that was 2hr 30m+ but it was only in some italian DVD boxset.
>>218357391I flipped back and forward between them a bit and it was my preferred version. Something about the goblin tracks was more ominous than the other score.
>>218357004absolutely unbased
>>218349420i fear that pit follicle lasering tech will become more widespread and cheap
>>218357845isn't that what bruce lee died from?
>>218357845excitedly waiting for the day I won't look like a satyr every time I drop my pants
>>218349031
You guys said this was good. It's just more generic traumaslop
>>218358981>generic traumaslopyeah. has some decent jumpscares and buildup but I hated the whole ending sequence and the monster didn't do it for me.sequel was an improvement, though still similar.
>>218357207>Has to make shit upThanks for the double down
>>218357272I forgot all about this guy>gotta check my blood pressure one last time before they ea-ACK
>>218353075There are a few obvious shills here that promote garbage on a regular basis. As time goes on you start to spot it immediately.
>>218359032You're welcome, tranny-pedo.
>>218357272Dawn is pretty retarded all things considered.
>>218354063>>218354222Based Karnstein enjoyers
>>218359032
I Saw the Tranny Glow was fine. I'm just not enough of a chud to care and substitute any gay shit with my own schizo interpretations.Same goes with We're All Going To The World's Fair. Everyone seemed to think the guy at the end was a killer pedo, if anything I just saw him as a caring person, potentially the victim of the story.
>>218359449Never EVER watch movies that are recommended here, they are all full of gay stuff or are just bad.There's a lot of crossover in the site's userbase with reddit, that's why. People here deliberately watch movies that are LGBT.
>>218359960Like this homosexual loser —>>>218359556Enjoy your monkeypox
>>218359556Nice try. Go back.
>>218359556> I Saw the Tranny Glow was fine> I'm just not enough of a chud to care> substitute any gay shit with my ownYou will never be a woman.
>>218359508> Dawn is pretty retarded all things considered.Romero is retarded, that’s why.
This anon's wife prob got Uncdicked by Romero
>>218359508how did the mall have full power? i'd imagine the grid would shut down 3 days max into the apocalypse. not sure how long the timeskip was in Dawn when they were all settled and personalized their apartments.
>>218360234Romero is a cuck. The only thing get dicked is his wife by someone else.
>>218360482a lmaooo
>>218354629Then explain what happened to you l
>>218360580Probably born gay
>>218357272>>218359508>>218360114I don't remember the context behind this scene specifically but I think people often forget that Dawn of the Dead is supposed to be a satire of consumerism. It's not outright comedy horror though so maybe that's why, but it's not a very serious film either. It has completely outlandish over the top scenes like that trigger happy racist SWAT guy in the beginning who just indiscriminately blasts all the Puerto Ricans in an apartment building and one of their heads just fucking explodes and then he gets immediately killed by his own team for clearly going off the rails or that scene when all the bikers. It's actually a pretty campy horror movie compared to NOTLD or Day.
>>218360835Like that harperfag
>>218360880Don’t call me that. Thank you.
>>218360880>>218360901>brings up harperbro out of nowherereal pissman hours i see
>>218360916I am Harperbro.
Finally someone who is putting female horror directors on the map
>>218360958your filenames prove you are a liar
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>>218347019I did.Really sad for Bella, the side characters have way more engaging storylines,too bad she became Monstro Elisasue, nice makeup which was surprisingHoping there's some cyber bodyhorror with robotmom next season
>>218361119Yup, you’re Harperbro.
wow literally zero horror talk in this fucking dump
>>218361240Have you watched I Saw the TV Glow? It’s kind of like elevated horror
>>218361155Knowing Ryan Murphy, there's no telling how crazy it will get. Luckily for Bella though, it does look like nanomachines may be able to save her.
>>218361219What do you get out of pretending to be me every thread? Are you really that obsessed?
>>218357845Already is, most women do it everywhere, it's disgusting.
>>218361631Yes, I am.
>>218361650At least you were honest about it for once in your life.Brb watching the new Scream
Who's baking?
>>218361830Why don't you do it?
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>>218354063>Nothing kills kino faster than women who look like men.
