Pulsating Werewolves editionPrevious >>218344745
Where my hug at?
>>218362325Kys
>>218362376Or what? What else are these worthless movies good for? Nothing. It's all titillating exploitation. Stupid bitch this isn't cinema.
>>218362393I implore you to kys retard.
>>218362393>Or wha-- ACK
>>218362460>>218362542Yeah that's right. You'll do nothing. Loser.
>>218362553Concession accepted.
>>218362285it's lupus
>>218362614Fatass thinking of hot dogs.
>>218362285
I still think the voice distortion effects they use for witnesses that don't want to show themselves in the news here to be scary af
So no one here has a properly set up surround sound system huh?
>>218363110I don't even own a television
>>218363134>>218363134
>>218363161lol not quite. I have lots of open space in my house. I just don't want a tv. Haven't had one in nearly ten years.
>>218363161>wifes living room>happy woge happy lifeSame betacuck that will “muh married 10 years with 2 kids” while ignoring he is a total low value male.
>>218363258Like they say, go woge go broge
putting this on tonight
>>218363134why are you here?
>>218362325>Looking to shoot some ropes in the next hour. What movie has a bunch of hairy pussies on display?This but armpits.
>>218363258You either submit to your wife's total will, or mentally control and dominate her until she bows under your will or simply divorce. Relationships are mental war, only very few percentage can live in peaceful democracy. Sex, money, assets, kids, friends, family, divorce rape, all become war effort within years.
>>218363371computer
>>218363405I guess. Depends what decade also. Pre 60s, men were in control of society. Only post 70s did a man really have to fight to keep his wife on a leash.
I'm on the middle of watching this movie. It's kino, I'm afraid. Btfo's Cage's remake.
>40 year old male cross dresser makes a movie called “teenage sex and death”Watch progressive critics totally forget the #MeToo movement and praise this movie while ignoring what an obvious gooner femicide fantasy it is for this guy
>>218363540>40 year old male cross dresserWelcome to /hor/
>Living Dark: the Story of Ted the Caver>Abandoned Mine>Portal (2019 FF movie) Heather Langenkamp has a small role
The bass rumbling of the subwoofer is wild. Its the size of a mid desktop tower.
>>218363968what?
>>218362256watched tobe hooper's remake of toolbox murders earlier, it was alright for what it was, but a shit "remake". it was clearly inspired by the cecil hotel, so i'm not sure why they didn't just do that instead of loosely incorporating tools for the murder weapons... and it doesn't even show tits!just watch the original since it has better kills, tits and a more entertaining ending
>>2183640393 movies you can check out
>>218364103I didn't realize 2013 was a year for cave kino
>>218364126The haunting of hell hole mine was good too
>>218364176This movie is dogshit but I like it anyway
>>218364068It felt very unrelated to the original movie, and more like a mystery/thriller with a Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the remake, not his) inspired villain
>>218363478Wow that was good. It quite literally was the inspiration for Resident Evil 4. Just trade pegans for ganados. Exquisite.
We did it bros. Aln of your faggotry finally paid off and we hit the big time. I'm pretty sure this is the first A-list movie from this godforsaken place. Starring Baron Mordo from Dr. Strange and that Italian mob chick from The Penguin.
>>218364201Doesn’t look horror
>>218364372>Woman gets locked in the backroom after close>cell phone gets no reception>it's scary and she run around scared>there's actually nothing in the backroom besides her and the whole movie is just her being afraid
>>218364372The post that started it all.
>>218364384It has its moments
>>218364295Playing Resident Evil 7 right now, constantly need to look for walkthroughs though so makes it pointless. Game does have its moments.
>>218364372You had me thinking they cast Cristin Milioti for a second
>>218364497They did. Supposedly. At least that's what the rumors are saying.
>>218364619oh shid. I was already gonna watch it but now I'm really gonna watch it
>>218364489Good luck, Anon. I was tempted to get the latest game but decided fat chance anything can top RE4, not even its remake.
>>218362256Op is such a loser. So many new movies he can pick but he picks some 80’s shit making this general look stupid on the catalog. We all look stupid cause of op
>>218364675shut up faggot
Putting on Smile 2 now. I wasn't a fan of the first one, but people say 2 is better so here I go
>>218364372I don't think that is the original post. Too much lore. I'm pretty sure this is it.
>>218364750It's way better. You should enjoy it.
>>218364632Hmmm...I'm looking at the IMDb and I don't see her in it. Baron Mordo is definitely in it though.
Scream 7 should've been a Wes Craven's New Nightmare style meta sequel.
Watched Darkness Falls the other night. It's not perfect but I enjoyed it.
>>218364731Pretty fucking gross. Always some old movie in the op making us all look dull and stupid.
>>218364855yeah, that's where I looked when I didn't believe you at first. Apparently she was in talks for casting but they got someone else. oh well. I'll still see it.
>>218364786it's much older than that, the filename hints that it's from 2015~2017
>>218364899see >>218364731
>>218364675kill yourself
Why are white people like this?
>>218365140Hey it's you from the spam guide.
>>218365156What?
>>218364489>constantly need to look for walkthroughslol. lmao even.
>>2183643724chan better get a thank you in the credits.
>>218365176Game is so fucking stupid. Like 5 hours into the game, I find a key to a door I passed once during the first 30 minutes. How the fuck am I supposed to know? There’s so much dumb shit in the games. It is only popular cause of zombies and the lore. Playing them outside of RE5 is not enjoyable. I give 4 a pass. Will get onto 6 soon. Clearly as you can tell, I am an action guy.
>>218362256The transformations in this were kino. It's not just the SFX, it's the whole setup of Eddie and the fact he's resurrected. Also, my fav design of the final bunny wolves.
>>218365156What does that have to do with the spam guide?
>>218365188Nah. It better be a fuck you or he'll get called a massive faggot.
>>218365216ask your doctor if you can get any special benefits from being so low iq.
>>218362622
>>218365245You wanders around the map looking for shit like an idiot.Some of the puzzles I am sure everyone needs a guide. Did you beat re2r?The chess pieces electronic switches thing is pure retardation.
>>218365260Kek wait that was for >>218362542
>>218365264nobody cares, take it >>>/v/ faggot
>>218365264Don't try to reason with /v/.They will put 1000+ hrs into a game just to tell you to not buy it and it sucks.
>>218365264Silence, tardpreet
>>218363968Kind of strange they made a Ted the Caver movie and nobody talks about it. Anyone seen it?
>>218365306Like honestly, the Resident Evil games that are not action focused like re4, re3r, re5 and re6 are pretty retarded. Lots of backtracking and puzzles most people will need a guide for ESPECIALLY in 2026 where everyone’s attention son is so short. Like even after a guide I go like “how the fuck was anyome supposed to know that? There’s original trilogy came out in a slower world.
>>218365344I have seen it and I enjoyed it.
Gremjeet needs to go spam /v/ instead of /hor/.
>>218365344Never saw the movie but I enjoyed the youtube series some guy didhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlKAtccYn2YrY2bE8VGNJNe02ThxYpHDd
>>218365372It isn’t him.
>>218364864>horror movie ABOUT a horror movie!!!!!If you are impressed by directors doing this self indulgent shit or think it’s “smart” (he already did it twice with Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream) you are a stupid retard
>>218365383No that it wouldn't have taken a whole bunch of work, but I really missed the boat not doing some kind of youtube shit like this. When most of it came out I thought it was completely passe. That's what I get for being too online.
>>218365385Kill yourself, compulsively lying freak.
>>218365450I am not that guy. Chill out.
>>218365468Just ignore him. He has accused me of being numerous anons many times.
Bout to slam this, this is a /hor/ rec and I can't see it being bad since I love sackheads.
>>218365417It has nothing to do with it being impressive it's about it being the logical conclusion to Scream as a franchise.Would've been better than rewriting 7 to make Sid the main character after they fired/lost the other 2.
>>218365498Kino pick. You should watch the pseudo-remake/sequel after. It's shockingly good.
>>218365516Good to know, thanks
>>218364068I had this on my watchlist just because of hooper and didn't even know it was a remake...
>>218365640My Uncle collected movie posters and had his garage covered in them. Toolbox Murderst was always my favorite one to look at.
>>218365640it's basically a remake in name only, which is the reason i was a little put off with it, but as its own thing, it's a alright and it has a couple cool things going for it.would recommend the original go
I am enjoying it
>>218365140This movie's ass
>>218365931I am enjoying it
>>218365691don't make em like they used to>>218365764I'm up to "night terrors" on my hooper-watching. so I'll get to it.
>>218366000> don't make em like they used toShut up. The 80’s was garbage.
I watched The Taking of Debra LoganI had high expectations and they were not met, as usual. Disappointing. I thought the Alzheimers plot had potential but the possession shit was just dumb and lame. The twist was idiotic. The "scares" were laughable and clownish. Maybe a child would find it scary. I dont know. I mostly found it annoying, particularly the daughter, who so reminded me of all the unbearable aging white women I have met. Ugh. The film crew bit was equally annoying, the asian chick was just a bleating harpy. I could go on but I wont. Taking of Debra LoganI give it 3/10
>>218366058I remember it being pretty good. 3/10 is pretty low. Try again.
>>218366074I briefly considered giving it 3.5 if that makes you feel better
>>218366074I think you can tell from his review he's just a miserable person in general
>>218366102Lol is that pile of shit a favorite of yours? Sorry you have shit taste and the constitution of a 5 year old, retard.
>>218366055>bloody bastard 80s saar!
>>2183661013.5 is watchable. 4 even. >>218366102Maybe he has standards. There are anons here who enjoy I Saw the TV Glow.
>>218366058I thought it was very average, not terrible though. I remember liking The Last Exorcism slightly more.
>>218366123Is that a picture of your bull?
>>218366159It probably is kek
>>218366131>>218366137I was probably a little harsh, ok. I admit Anne Ramsey really irritates me.
>>218362666Waste of satanic trips.
>>218366203Wtf is Anne Ramsay
>>218366241https://imdb.com/name/nm0708867/Idiot
>Deborah Logan>Hannah Grace>Michael King>Jane Doe>Emily Rose
>>218366203meh it's fair enough. having smoothed out opinions for the masses is for RT reviewers
>>218365498>>218365516>>21836557270s = Decent to Good14 = Very Good to Near Great
>>218366352
>>218366388
Just finished Primate and aside from that opening kill it was pretty mehI hope that new a24 ghost movie is good
>>218366419Undertone? Yeah same. Recording ghosts is a recipe for kino,
>>218366419I still haven't watched that. Monkeys are the only thing to truly scare me.
>>218364295>the inspiration for Resident Evil 4That would be Dagon, fren.
>>218366527nta but you should check it out, basically a modern slasher but with a kino killer.
>>218366577I'm afraid it'll be too scary
>>218366591that's the crazy thing about monke. he's real.
>>218366591
fps horror, looks interesting. like a videogame really.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxnQb95vx6Q
>>218363405Or you can just not marry some slag and support Chad's kid with beta buxx.
Kino. Had no idea it was based on true crime but it makes sense. Same thing with Targets (1968), there's a disturbing lack of normal fantasy to the kills as they mount up. Especially the trombone scene, you get the sense he's a real piquerist type sicko.
>>218364445>tfw you know the guy who wrote the original post>tfw he even stole your portmanteauing with dashes that you do from the writing you shared with him
>>218363540>40 year old male cross dresseryou're literally describing me and im sure the majority of /tv/ posters feel the same way
>>218364068>and it doesn't even show tits!WHAT?
What horror movies would you choose to be funny and troll friends with for a movie night?
>>218367664depends on what you mean. but Tokyo Gore Police will get some reactions
Wow, the new Scream is absolutely all over the place. What a clusterfuck of a reveal at the end… Isabel May looked great but honestly, I was mostly shocked at how Neve has turned into a full-fledged MILF.
>>218368126No such thing as a milf. Stop coping.
>>218367664Probably something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
>>21836690090% of men are betamale providers.
>>218367664> What horror movies would you choose to be funny and troll friends with for a movie night?Anything from the 80’s.
>>218369385Lmao. Yeah, the 80’s was a joke decade.
>>218369455Imagine growing up in that decade like people like op.
>>218369340>>218369360>>218369385>>218369455>>218369532No one takes you seriously and your parents wish you didn't exist.
>>218369620Mass repliers get the rope.
>>218369652Canadian skinwalking samefaggots first.
>>218369678I am from Brazil.
>>218367664>it’s “funny” to disappoint people and waste their time when they just want to watch a good moviePeople like you should die.
>>218369740The 80’s was a disappointing decade.
>>218369746Agreed.
Anyone here seen this?Decent 80s horror anthology, they tried to relate the stories by having a cat walk pass 2 of them, but they have little to do with one another, just like Creepshow 2 it was originally supposed to have 4 stories instead of just 3, but unlike that movie the story that was cut ("Sometimes They Come Back") got later adapted as a TV movie
>>218363405Or you enter into a normal, happy marriage with an upstanding, loving woman. I've been married for 15 years and I've never had to submit to anyone's will nor move my gaming setup into a cuck closet.
>>218367664Sound of Horror (1966)
>>218370119> I've been married for 15 yearsCucked out.
>>218370119> upstanding, loving woman Forgot to add post wall.
>>218370177You are a virgin and not by choice.
/tv/ has forgotten true fear
The way they're shilling that Undertone movie as the scariest heckin' movie ever made is really setting it up to be massively underwhelming. Why do they do this? It was the same shit with Longlegs.
>>218370493never heard of it
>>218370493They've been doing that since forever same way they advertised horror in the 30s
this was weird
>>218371663That seemed a little more tongue in cheek...nowadays you've got shills talking about how they literally threw up, farted, shidded their pants and started crying during the last 20 minutes of the film
https://bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3939421/the-last-drive-in-with-joe-bob-briggs-series-finale-airs-tonight-new-specials-in-the-works/
>>218372383The first instance of this I recall was for Paranormal Activity. There were trailers with night vision cameras showing the audience throwing a fit.
>>218370400You are married.
>>218370119> Or you enter into a normal, happy marriage with an upstanding, loving womanYou’re just a cuck. The “traditional marriage” is one where you own your wife and she obeys you. You are a reddit cuck.
Smile 2 was definitely better than the first one, but I still just think it's such a dumb concept at its core. Naomi Scott really gave it everything though, very intense performance.Also a goldmine for webms
>>218372907You have never and will never touch a woman
>>218370119>I've been married for 15 yearsGOOD MORNING SAARS
Watch Lord of Illusions NOW if you haven't before. It's by Clive Barker and it's super underrated.
>>218373000>me meeting Naomi Scott at a horror con
>>218373088You’re a loser bro. You NEED a marrriage or you get no woman. Are you that anon that says he is a 6 and his wife is an 8? Obviously you need to give more than you recieve. Married for 15 years. Holy. Gross bro. Are you poor?
>>218373000>>218373731She looks so hot in this movie bros
>>218373819Calm down.
>>218373706Great film from back when Famke Janssen was a scream queen.
>>218372486Probably for the best honestly. Half the time the movie choices suck, Darcy talks too much and AMC forces JB to promote Walking Dead slop or original tranny programming slop. They had a good run.
>>218370119> Or you enter into a normal, happy marriage with an upstanding, loving woman. I've been married for 15 years and I've never had to submit to anyone's will nor move my gaming setup into a cuck closet.Anyone that says this is a cuck. He is trying to signal to people he is married and has value but anyone that actually types that out is a low value betamale.
>>218373857Honestly wish he'd just make a YouTube channel where he does whatever movies he wants and it's on the viewer to get the movie and follow along.I love his shtick but being on Shudder has hurt the show bad. There just aren't enough great movies on there.
too confusing
“She looks so hot in this movie bros,” the simp said with a whimper while feeling weak in his knees and barely able to keep his tongue and drool in his mouth.
>>218373904Men are attracted to women
>>218373898Kind of like the Rifftrax model? I bet he could get people to do that.
>>218373904Here's your (You)
>>218373899wrong
>>218373947High value men attracted to women =\= low value men attracted to women. The married cuck in here kek
>>218373985My mommy said I'm worth a hundred kisses.
>>218374008Funny, she told me something similar
>>218373977I saw the movie again after seeing it upon release and man, the movie is so female coded and feminine. Mike is such a soi boy. Why did we ever think he was the next big horror director?
>>218374111the horror genre is foid-coded
>>218373876Thinking something and saying it are two different things. For example, a normal person says “the military” or “soldiers” but a cuck says “the women AND men in the military.” Its like some sjw signaling that redditors do. >>218374111One or two movies and it is not as easy to grasp his style but now since he has movies and multiple tv shows, it is obvious guy makes content for redditors.
>>218373985Why aren't you watching Fresh & Fit episodes instead of shitting up this board, you delusional jeet? Fuck outta here with your constant /pol/ bs here instead of there.
>>218374224How is that that delusional? Bro said “normal marriage” but todays society is not normal for men at all. IF he is over 55, I give him a bit of a pass but anyone under 40 and getting married has kept up with the market. Girls enter dating/marriage very differently now and many men haven’t caught up. >>218374128It isn’t foid-coded at all. Go watch the top horror of the 40s-60s. It was man-coded.
>>218374294> getting married has kept up with the market.Has not kept up *****
>>218371731It was, interesting concept through.>Just put on pic relatedsurelly it’s not gonna be fogshit
>>218374320>modern horror>not expecting dogshit
>>218374320It had some good moments but the african and lesbians woke
>>218374376It has that chick from logan all grown up.>mod*rn horrorI enjoyed traumatica, stick mans hollow
>>218374477god damn this image, even if its tiny i still laugh
>>218374477> It has that chick from logan all grown up.The moment she started shouting in spanish in Logan after not talking the whole movieMfw
>>218374376It was so disgusting. The african with the asian blonde and the man hating moments.
When did mods give up on this general? Half of this thread is just the off-topic phonespammer whining about the same shit for the millionth time. At least his spam used to get nuked.
>>218374805Primate had this issue too.
>>218374850It's best to ignore them
>>218374850Shut up. Go back to /horror.
>>218366568And this film, at least for locations and overall theme of trying to rescue a girl from crazies who are influenced by a lord with a castle that's brimming with weaponry. I'm sure of it. Will check out Dagon if I see it come up, thanks.
>>218374850It is multiple anons and not one person
>>218374850>t. marrycel triggered trvke
>>218375411Quite a few films influenced re4>Dagon>Grapes of Death
>>218375496It's obviously one person, dumbass
>>218375918Obviously not.
>>218374633She did not save the movie, like anon >>218374440 said abysmal woke bullshit with few decent death. Even concept of the whistle is retarded.
>>218376134It is always some black with a female of different race in movies. Because a black couple looks gross on screen.
>>218376192No offense, but couples that are from the third world change the entire mood of the movie. Thats why friends groups in movies never ever have more than 2 people from the third world from the same place. Very noticeable in Scream series.
>>218376287Like when you see one black person in a group, its like okay..But two in a group and everything changes.
>>218376368Especially when they are like pure black. Thats why sometimes they have a pure african with a mix race black on screen. I don’t think non black audiences like to see two full black characters on screen at the same time so they never do it.
>>218376412Yeah, I have noticed this too. No matter how woke a movie is, there are rarely two pure black characters on screen by themselves.
>>218369941All three of them made me want them to be a full length film. I really liked the walking around the building concept. Horror needs some more fear of heights films. I sketched the outline of a script once about a serial killer that throws people off tall buildings. Defenestration, a beautiful word.
Why did the 2010 wolfman movie get trashed? The effects are 10/10 and the story is nice. I don't understand why certain movies flop and others are popular.
>>218374850>>218375918See >>218365156
>>218376532Idk, tried too hard to make it into a story and elevated. People just want a simple script and a werewolf killing people like a slasher.
>>218376604Fuck your spam guide and op. Makes this general look stupid.
>>218376607that's what 2010 was dumbass
>>218376616Kill yourself.
>>218376532I think it was just the tail end of the era of those big dumb fun 00s films. universal remakes have big expectations from critics to birth some kind of spellbinding new era of horror.In hindsight yeah it's kino and there's some top tier practical effects and violence. if you read the wiki page, the production actually got fucked in the ass by the director quitting and they filled in everything that was missing with shitty cgi.
>>2183766222010 so what? They obviously tried to add a full story and stuff to a werewolf movie.
Pretty good overall. What could've easily turned out to be just another It Follows style generic curse chain monster flick quickly turns into something more by making it equal parts psychological/supernatural horror where it doesn't also attempt to try to be ambiguous as to whether or not the curse is actually real. I'm a sucker for stylish cinematography which is one of the main reasons I also love Sam Raimi's Evil Dead movies so much and I think Parker Finn is very good at that and he's good at directing his actors, this is the type of movie that lives or dies by its lead actor and Sosie Bacon did a really great job here. The music is also surprisingly good and helps elevate the mood of a scene though a bit generic, but I do think some of the more unique sounding tracks were underused. I've seen some confusion as to whether or not it's a horror comedy because the premise might sound ridiculous at first, but it isn't even a little bit and it takes itself pretty seriously and it works better this way because the sinister smile concept isn't anything new.One thing I have a hard time with in supernatural horror, and this is more of a personal taste thing, is when there's absolutely zero rhyme or reason or any clear rules behind an evil entity. It's why I couldn't get into The Grudge at all, but Smile similar to It Follows and The Ring establishes how you get the curse and how to break the chain but not how to defeat it which is touched upon in the sequel a little instead. Some people might ask themselves why in the end if the new witness already knew that by witnessing the suicide he would get cursed why he didn't just immediately close his eyes or turn away and run so he wouldn't get cursed and yeah that's not very good writing, but who knows what the being is capable of even before it possesses you. I also like how there's an actual in-universe reason for why it spends days terrorizing its host rather than killing immediately after possession like in It Follows.
>>218376616Fuck you for ruining this general, brown cocksucker.
>>218376412>>218376512It's true. My limit is one negro per flick.
>>218376902>What could've easily turned out to be just another It Follows style generic curse chain monster flick quickly turns into somethingeven stupider
>>218376902I'm not quite sure if this is better or equally as good as Smile 1. It leans way harder on the psychological aspect and is actually a tad confusing given the ending. You're not quite sure how much of it was real so this is very much a 2nd viewing required kind of film so I might do that some day, but I did really like it as much as the first and I can say for absolute certain that Naomi Scott delivered a truly Oscar worthy performance like damn. In a different timeline she would've gotten a nom. Other than that, I think Parker Finn actually improved his directing somewhat, though I do think jump scares were a little overused here and that classic suspense building trope in horror films where a character walks very slowly forward apprehensively was also a little overused. I've read some of the critique and it seems some people thought it was a pointless sequel that didn't add enough lore and felt it was just a retread of the first one, but 1) it's a sequel so the structure will inevitably feel similar that is just the nature of franchise movies, otherwise it ends up like the Hellraiser sequels that were clearly unrelated scripts at first that just got Pinhead shoehorned in after the fact and 2) though we can't be certain if the way to defeat the entity was just it fucking with Naomi Scott it does sound very plausible. It very much isn't just a retread of the first movie which was also a mystery movie, but this one isn't really a mystery. Anyone who genuinely thinks it's just a lazy retread doesn’t understand what that means. Another thing you might notice quickly is while the original was rather humorless, this one has a bit of humor sprinkled in but mostly only in the very beginning before Skye Riley gets cursed.
never let this idiot anywhere near a movie set again
>>218374294>It was man-coded.And the genre suffered for that
>>218376902>>218376978So the ramifications of the ending are scary as hell, but it also makes me worry for the future of the franchise. I don't want an endless expanded universe that you know how is going to end before you even watch it and it unfortunately sounds like that's exactly what Parker Finn is planning. We don't know for certain if the Smile monster can actually possess more than one person simultaneously though, but does he have the chops to follow up with such a large scale 3rd film? It will inevitably disappoint people who were expecting multiple possessions if he doesn't do that for the sequel. Personally, I would like to see this franchise end as a trilogy or quadrilogy at most with either the Smile monster getting defeated or humanity perishes. I'm not sure if I think it's a good idea to delve into the origins of the monster either, sometimes it's better not knowing these things, but that's clearly what some people want and expect given some of the reviews I've read and what some anons have said. There's no way to please everyone though. I've also seen some people criticize the Smile monster's appearance for being overly exagerrated/goofy looking, but how else is it supposed to look exactly? For one, you only see what it truly looks like at the very end of both films and the design fits thematically, but maybe it would’ve been better if you never saw it fully? Idk, maybe.
>>218376531
>>218377017Strangers Chapter 3 just hit VOD fyi. literally the only thing saving this series is ass shots, which at this point I think the actress demanded as personal marketing.
>>218376902Bro are you new here? Curious. I cannot imagine a regular here hasn’t seen Smile 1 yet.
>>218377031Modern horror suffering due to wokeness.
>>218377125You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>218377125I'm going through a lot of the classics first mostly.
>>218376902>>218376978If you want more, IDW is publishing a limited series in the franchise called Smile: For the Camera.
>>218376734The general audience said nope give us a billion saw and paranormal activity sequels.
>>218376978>pointless sequel that didn't add enough lore and felt it was just a retread of the first oneSitting in theater, that is exactly the feeling that set in in the first like 30minutes.It isn't "lazy" (there's lots of good direction), but the film doesn't have the mystery element of the first one and that's a major part of what makes a horror film exciting. It never really feels like a new avenue has opened up, and it basically has the same ending.
>>218377263Unironically true. You guys only come here after you've watched something new?
>>218377274Ignore that samefagging freak. He should have to declare himself like a sex offender moving into a new neighbourhood.
>>218377274You don’t watch mainstream releases as they come out?
>>218376902The rules in smile are bad and make no sense. The monster can trick you whenever it wants, just when you think you've escaped,nope,it was all an hallucination. The rules in The Grudge are simple don't go into the creepy house.
>>218377333> He should have to declare himself like a sex offender moving into a new neighbourhood.No such thing as a sex offender. Youre mad rich people are predators.
>Fatal Frame 2 remake demo is outoh nice, guess I'll give it a sho->it runs and looks like absolute shit on every console and PC>...except on the PS5 Prothe fuck is this
>>218377310pretty much for me at least
>>218377310They are called hot topics for a reason. After movie has come out for a bit, discussion should naturally flow back to horror movies than stand out, not always reverting back to 80’s garbage.
>>218377275nta but I generally don't like the look of a lot of modern comics, but that's some kino art. the subtle fraying towards the outside, the sexo and blood etc.
>>218377310It is mainly the same old ass anons in here. No one wants to click on a horror general that has old ass movies as the op every time. Op gives a bad impression to this general. I remember when I took a break from here and came back and its clear this place has a boner for old movies. Pathetic.
>>218377446Nothing wrong with old movies but it is clear that is the main theme here. Look at this ugly pos op. Scream and Strangers part 3 or Whistle should be the op multiple times for months. Or Return to Silent Hill.
>>218377397There's not a new hot topic movie coming out every day, and most horror movies there are to watch and discuss came out in the last century
>>218377542So much modern classic we can discuss, not “classics” pre-1990s. Same 80s garbage cus the soilennials stuck in the past. 80s was terrible also.
>>218377445That's a cover by Luana Vecchio. She is a great artist, but unfortunately she isn't doing the art for the series. She wrote and drew an excellent extreme horror series called Lovesick, though.
>>218377446>>218377511Good thing this general isn't made to cater to you in specific, Gremcuckjeet.
>>218377657>t. 80’s slop enjoyer
>>218374294>It was man-coded.
>>218377347>The monster can trick you whenever it wants, just when you think you've escaped,nope,it was all an hallucination.Because it's a cosmic horror entity that's functionally similar to a parasite or a brain tumor, this is spelled out in the sequel. The Grudge 2 literally starts with that little ghost kid getting a completely random couple to crash their car and people just randomly die. Then the MC gets impregnated with the reincarnation of the ghost woman who she then raises for a few years before she gets shoved down a flight of stairs by her and dies. The Grudge's reach goes far beyond just the house or anyone who's been inside it there are no rules at all and shit just happens because the plot demands it. That's not good writing, horror or not. I don't think the first one was quite as bad with that stuff though, but there's literally no reason for the old woman to be alive for so long, there's no good reason for the ghosts not to kill her immediately like they do with everyone else, none that I remember at least. Compare that to The Ring that establishes that anyone who's watched the cursed tape gets a phone call telling them they have 7 days to live and the only way to avoid their fate is by tricking someone else into watching the tape transferring the curse, but only people who have seen the tape can get killed so Sadako can't just target random people whenever she feels like it like The Ju-On ghosts can.
The refusal to acknowledge it's a seventies horror movie thread is my favourite part of the bit.
>>218377887The original Ju-On shorts are kind of fun to watch, but as you mentioned they failed to pan out beyond a proof of concept.
>>218377198I thought Trump and Musk killed wokeness?
>the main characters last name is Carpenter
>>218365224the one in the castle in Hungary (Howling 5?) is such corny funny kino.
I watched this many years ago and the only thing I remember about it is that I liked it so I'm watching it again
>>218378050One of my favs
>>218378040>The teacher's last name is Craven
>>218378050for me it's Howling 4. comfy small town investigation film.
>>21837809380’s garbage
Howling 1 (1981)Pass.
>>218377887 (me)Forgot to add but with the Smile monster we know nobody who hasn't witnessed a suicide by one of its cursed victims will ever be able to see it or get touched by it directly. We know there is a reason why it actually waits a few days up to a week frightening and jump scaring without immediately killing its host and jumping onto the next person because it feeds off of its victim's trauma and gets stronger each day until it's finally had enough, and then it still needs at least another person to transfer its soul into before they die whereas in Ju-On there's no real reason why one victim lives longer than the other beyond the pregnant woman. There isn't even really a way to break the chain in Smile not really, because even just killing someone else before it's your time still requires another witness that it can transfer to, there is only one potential way to defeat it that makes any kind of sense and it requires the ultimate sacrifice that most humans naturally wouldn't want to do.We know that the It Follows entity doesn't need to wait and just immediately gets to targeting the next cursed victim and the only way to end the curse is once everyone who's been cursed is dead because it will just go back to targeting the previous person in the curse chain after killing the next victim who got the curse transferred so once Maika Monroe's character finally dies her boyfriend will be the target once again until/if he manages to have sex with someone else before it gets to him and the cycle will repeat endlessly like that until everyone is dead. We don't know if that means the entity will then disappear for good or what caused it to appear in the first place, we just know it's a mindless killing machine unlike the Smile monster. Supernatural horror, even the cosmic kind needs consistent logic in order to work otherwise I can't bring myself to give a shit and it's just boring.
>>218378440holy shit, fuck off
>>218378440Sorry for the It Follows spoilers my post was already too long as it was so don't read the second paragraph if you want to avoid spoilers.
>>218378440After Smile 2 the dynamic will likely change significantly since it passed on to so many people at once. It should be some kind of armageddon scenario.
what's a chud?
>>218378458kek
>>218378458>nooo don't talk about horror films in my horror thread!!
>>218378503C - PersonH - WhoU - IsD - Based
>>218377309I can understand being disappointed that there's no longer any mystery, but that would've ironically made it too similar to the first one. I think Parker Finn made the right decision by leaning even harder into the reality mindfuck rather than simply making it another mystery because there are only two ways that these movies can end, and I do think it's better to not have the Smile entity defeated unless you're sure you don't want anymore sequels since bringing it back from the dead like so many horror villains before it is way worse. The first movie ended with the chain continuing like normal, the second movie ended similar to the first, but with the implication of potentially tens of thousands of people getting infected/cursed. As far as sequels go it succeeds at remaking the ending from the first movie but "bigger and better".>>218378494Yeah maybe we don't actually know for sure if it's possible for it to live inside multiple people at once, but it will be interesting to see where Smile 3 will take the story to next at least.
>>218378440You said a lot of nothing. Curse stops when you kill the person. How it starts up again would be something cool to dig into.
>>218378619For the Smilenator to go out of its way to have Skye off herself in front of a massive live audience indicates to me that it can spread like a virus. Personally I'm expecting a massive shift in tone and direction for Smile 3. I wonder if it can transmit through screens since people would have been streaming that concert as well.
Hey, what's the name of that forgetable movie from the last few years where this girl goes back in time to save someone and ends up meeting her own mom in high school in the early 2010s?
>>218378627I don't think it should start up again, we don't really need to know where it comes from honestly as I think that would kill any remaining bit of mystery and not be as engaging without it being just another botched demon ritual summoning or an alien like Stephen King's It, but to each their own I guess. I'm just saying that defeating it goes against our survival instincts unless it's done in the exact way the sequel sets up. Most humans would rather spend the rest of their life inside a prison cell being miserable over dying so I'm more curious to see how it gets defeated with its victim surviving the odds. That's much more suspenseful and interesting to me than simply having every ending be similar to the first two or it getting revived again.
>>218378619Meh I still left the theater going, "k... I guess I have to wait for the next film to see something interesting". The one new element was somewhere between a power buff to the demon and a total Wizard of Oz cheap shot, and you only get it at the end.Smile 2 could have started with that mass scenario. It likely exists as it does just to pump out 4 more sequels.Now, all that sounds very negative but it's just my gripes with the plot. The cast, jumpscare setups etc. were all decent.>>218378684Everyone is thinking this, because they want something exciting and new. But there's a good chance it'll be one person in the crowd getting it. Or like 5, people with psychological wounds of some kind. They're not gonna give you the zombie apocalypse you want because they hate fun (read: spending money).
>>218378874> I don't think it should start up again, we don't really need to know where it comes from honestly as I think that would kill any remaining bit of mystery and not be as engaging without it being just another botched demon ritual summoning or an alien like Stephen King's It, but to each their own I guess.That’s exactly what is interesting. How does it awaken after being dormant? For a millenia…
>>218378874> Most humans would rather spend the rest of their life inside a prison cell being miserable over dying so I'm more curious to see how it gets defeated with its victim surviving the oddsMillions die by over doses. If a fentanyl addict gets it, the druggy homeless camp gets it and everyone dies. Many possibilities. People kill themselves all the time too.
>>218377887No, the grudge curse can spread once the person is infected. It's why it lets people live and leave the house. Smile has no rules since the demon has no weakness. Where did it even come from, why is it killing people? Its just an exsuse to do creepy effects until the finale.
>>218378893They spent quite a lot more on Smile 2 than the first one. The modern horror landscape has studios responding to audiences desiring new ideas rather than retreads. If they were going to do the same thing again Smile 3 could already be out by now. But we'll see.
>>218378964> Its just an exsuse to do creepy effects until the finale.
>>218378539>Starring Glenn Beck as himself
>>218377654ok I just did a speed read of this. very talented, though not my thing since under it all it's a woman's romance and the "uwu how hot would it be if my ex boyfriend beat me up" angle triggers my wahmen-hating bone.impressive that they're producing disturbed gooner girls like this now. wonder if she's autistic.
>>218379066No anime, comics or stop motion in this general.
>>218379007My aunt left my boomer uncle at my house cause he got too drunk and he made me put on this movie. I could not fucking stand it once I realized it was right wing slop when the demon started ranting about LeBron James
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>>218379066idk about autistic but she is Italian. If you spedread it you may have missed all the salo-style BDSM and cannibalism but it gets pretty fucked up. I thought the first arc of the dominatrix x incel war was a lot of fun. Not overtly preachy or anything like that.She does a lot of erotic art including several covers for various Cheeky Comics series. Lovesick has a prequel series called Doll Parts. It's nowhere near as graphic but it's in some ways much more disturbing. It's about Domino as a child/teenager.
It's up. >Follow the final recruits of a grueling special ops boot camp who encounter a deadly force from beyond this world>Starring /ourguy/ Alan Ritchson
>>218379170So ugly. Would be a legit incel if she was man.
How's the Monarch series?Does it at least have a lot monster action/scenes like Alien Earth or is basically just drama/humans talking?
Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990) >The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned**>the entire animation genre is also banned*
>>218379264whatever you say gay boy
>>218378058One of my favs. The endless was also good, both films take place in the same universe and with the same entity , even one of the main characters of that film shows up in a short scene this one.
>>218379283> >the entire animation genre is also banned*Thank you.
>>218379283My honest reaction to that:
>>218379305Yeah, looking this up I saw it's connected to The Endless, which I've not seen. I'll watch that next.
>>218379300Her eyes so far apart and she has no facial aesthetics.
>>218379178horror?
>>218379337What is wrong with her
>>218379170I did actually slow down towards the end because I wanted to know what she was getting at. it did a good job of finding the humanity within the obscenity at least.someone a while back said they watched an asian movie based on a guro that was about some girl who could regenerate after being chopped up (?) anyway I speed-read that as well and can say it's amusing but not my thing, kind of just fetish content.
>>218379379She's nervous because she knows she's too cute, and mortals like us can't handle it.
>>218379347Do zoomoids even experience attraction or do they just analyze facial features?>>218379385You're thinking of Mai-chan's Daily Life, which yes is a straight up fetish porn comic. It's the origin of the BABYFUCK! IT'S AWWWRIIIIGHT meme from way back in the day. I haven't seen the movie based on it and can hardly believe they actually made one.
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>>218379378>sci-fi horrorWatch the Ethernaught
>>218379418Facial aesthetics IS attractive traits.
>file.pngYou're not fooling anyone, Rakesh.
>>218378503Cannibalistic Humanoi-fuck you
>>218379567He's calling out the sockpuppeting jeet, numbnuts.
>>218379614>more wannabe a24 shit
Make another 80s edition
>218379621He's samefagging, are you stupid?
>>218379707There’s no samefagging loser
guess I'll bake
^ samefagging loser
Watched Horror Hospital (1973)I see we're in autobump hours, I think someone needs a holiday Might watch Terror at Red Wolf Inn (1972) next
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>>218379774>Horror Hospital (1973)watch X-Ray nextthen See No Evil 2 which has both Harris and the slut sister from Ginger' Snaps + hospital setting tooThen Cold Prey 2, I just love horror sequels that take place in hospitals immediately after the first end, poor main girl can never catch a break like Halloween 2
>>218379797X ray as in Hospital Massacre?
>>218379614what is this?
