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Fungus Edition
previous: >>218379785
spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
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Official /hor/ banned movies list:
>none
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>>218391880
Matango on a tricycle
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Elvira
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>>218391959
Wrong.
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>VAMPIRA
>VAMPIRA
>VAMPII-II-II-II-II-IRA
>HEY!
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>>218392023
2 cool deaths in this movie
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>all the lights off
>open door behind you
>sitting near some windows or mirrors
any other fearmaxxing strats for making horrorkinos more enjoyable?
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>>218392288
kek, reminds me of
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>>218391880
A lot of horror comedies lean heavily into gross gore over frights and I've heard particularly nasty things about this one so it's on my watchlist. I think it's the first horror film Neeson has done since The Haunting so I'm really curious to see him outside of his usual old man action shtick.
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>>218392340
now THIS is how its meant to be watched
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>>218391959
Correct.
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>>218392342
>horror-comedy
Pass.
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Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>Night of the Demons 2
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned**
>the entire animation genre is also banned*
>films directed by David Cronenberg
>horror-comedies
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>>218391880
>spam guide
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>>218392381
there was an anon who was gonna watch Blair Witch Project outside in a wooded area one time, I thought that was a kino idea
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>>218392482
Most 80’s horror are also banned here. Please ask if the movie you wish to discuss is banned before starting a topic about it.
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>>218392430
I totally get that horror comedy isn't everyone's cup of tea but tons of horror films have humor in them to some extent. A24 style films gets mocked frequently by this board for being too serious in fact.
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Favorite "Tales From The Crypt" episode?
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>>218392656
Humor in movie =\= comedy movie
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>>218391959
That's right, fella. People on these threads can be such faggots lmao
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>>218392729
You’re a redditor
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>>218392642
Have you discussed with your parents the fact you're gay yet?
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>>218391880
Just saw it, beside the white guy being a cuck again, it was pretty decent.
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>>218392692
Tell that to all the anons here who think Terrifier are comedies.
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>>218392288
Good start for sure. I'd also add headphones instead of speakers so you're isolationpilled as you fearmaxx
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>>218392737
You're a nigger
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>horror movie from stephen king book
>its dogshit
every fucking time
and i never learn
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>>218392288
>closet door open just a foot
>a couple of flickering candles
>rain, thunderstorm, snowstorm, windy or foggy outside
>dripping faucet just audible enough
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>>218392767
Who cares what redditors think?
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>>218392903
>wife won’t bother me while watching my kino because she busy with Tyrone upstairs
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>>218392340
That little piano freaks me out the most
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>>218391880
I just started watching "cold storage" movie

I am confused when the Cat got infected.
Do you know when this happens? or who the guy is that had cat in his trunk?
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>>218392482
why are they banned?
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>>218393002
Because they're reddit.
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>>218393063
but they are horror movies though? i don't get it lol
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>>218393002
We don’t need mid wit pleb discussions here
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>>218393172
Then discuss them on /horror and not here. Tf wrong with you?
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>>218393175
"Mid wit"

true words of a real "mid wit" KEK!!!!!!!
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>>218393219
Wow, your post really brought down the quality of this general by a lot.
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>>218392482
Nah that's gay. If it's horror it's allowed, hiromoot told me so.
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The mid with pleb redditor is mad.
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>>218393219
Stop being mad and defensive. Go post on reddit so you fit in more.
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Boring movie. Shut it off halfway through because pretty much the whole runtime was just these bitches hiding in a swimming pool.
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>>218393781
It had a few good moments but otherwise it is slop. Stupid black characters to top it all off.
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>>218392482
You're brown.
You're gay.
You're mentally ill, low iq, and in the spam guide.
Seethe.
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>>218392909
Chuds on 4chan apparently
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>>218393002
they aren’t
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>>218392968
I thought it was decent despite the cast.
basically any time the chimp was on screen it was good. similar to The Monkey really.
they should just eliminate people from these movies altogether and have a chimp killing chimps.
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>>218393892
uh that was aimed at >>218393781
but pianos going off by themselves are creepy too
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>>218392023

>transferring the curse to evil people is wrong! ;_;
>ends up transferring the curse to the pastor to save herself
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>>218393878
They are banned.
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>>218393914
it was pretty stupid. also that old lady should have saved one of them but instead she's just like, nah I'm gonna peace out naturally.
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>>218393380
>>218393296
kek the real "midwits" lost their shit KEKKKKKKK
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This movie was good.
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it puzzles me how you could make a general about any random topic on this site and it will somehow end up with some psychotic retard who spends way too much time there trying to ruin it
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>>218394201
This thread was never meant to exist outside of October. Once it started being year-round it was over.
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>>218394201
Redditors post here when they have /horror
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Mark has once again dodged the ban list
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>>218394502
Hello Mark
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>>218394502
he was a supreme gentlemen to her, and she just left
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>>218392482
Mega based
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Reminder that there is a difference between Horror and Gross Out (excessive gore, extreme cinema). They’ve been conflated in recent history, but they are not the same. We need to conscientiously draw the line and maintain the integrity of our genre. Or soon there will be nothing left but Terrifier sequels.
Something is not more “horrifying” for being too gross for people to watch. Actually, it’s just gross.

Gross out movies are banned from /hor/. Take it to /grossout/.
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>>218392749
>beside the white guy being a cuck again
??? When did this happen?

>>218392982
The female storage employee's ex-boyfriend went on some kind of tard rage episode because she wasn't answering his calls at work, he aimed a gun at the family cat thinking it wasn't loaded and killed it, he then drove to her place of work so she could help him dispose of it and it got infected by the virus while in the trunk and reanimated. did you even watch the movie? this was explained pretty explicitly.
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>>218394764
>>218394748
le epic troll dude!
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the scariest part of nuHorror is watching the side profiles of these bogged bitches with lip filler
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>>218394859
true body horror. at least when you watch 80s/90s films they'd get ex porn stars out who still looked human.
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Any good fan films other than this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXjOA6B9sYA
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>>218394201
I don't use many general threads but from what I hear it's a problem most of them face. Sometimes it goes on for many years.
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>>218394779
At the end.
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>>218394859
>white girl needs to adopt to nigger beauty standards
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>>218394219
Stop saying this. Horror is not like Christmas and centered on one holiday. Halloween just happens to be a horror-themed holiday. Horror itself is its own genre.
A couple centuries ago it was actually associated more with Christmas
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>>218393002
If the inclusion of a movie that doesn't even premiere until later this year in the third spot didn't tip you off that it's just a shitposter list I don't know what to tell you mate. Most generals on 4chan will just naturally attract schizos and there have been a couple of autists here who have admitted they get massively triggered when /hor/ exists outside of October >>218394219 so they want to sabotage it any way they can since the mods don't care when they report us. If you only want to watch horror movies in October be my guest but don't sperg out that other people like watching them year round and still want to discuss them with others.
>>218395085
There are more Christmas themed horror films than there are non-horror Christmas films.
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>>218395133
These dumbasses think Bram Stoker wrote Dracula with Halloween in mind lol
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Just finished. Great new start for a franchise, it's bare bones, it's old fashioned. Does a great job of making the victims characters at the same level as the villain. Great look to the movie, some cringe inducing gore. Fans of In a Violent Nature will like this
They had a Perri Nemiroff cast interview for Ready or Not 2 before and Samara Weaving was fully pregnant and her tits were huge!
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>>218395167
kek
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>>218395035
Who is getting cucked here? Those two aren't even officially in a relationship. Are you saying her dead boyfriend is getting cucked by Steve here? or are you saying that if you enter a relationship with a single mother it's retroactively cucked no matter what?
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>>218395175
good tidings, I thought the trailer looked good.
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Evening Fixbros
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>>218394764
Pretty much redditors like gross out horror.
>>218394928
True body horror is an actress turning 27
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>>218395199
They clearly are.
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>>218395240
Evening fellow Fixbro!
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>>218394841
>le epic troll dude!
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>>218395133
> If the inclusion of a movie that doesn't even premiere until later this year in the third spot didn't tip you off that it's just a shitposter list I don't know what to tell you mate.
Because the entire Terrifier series is banned but Terrifier 1 shouldn’t be. T2 and after are reddit garbage.
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>>218395133
> If you only want to watch horror movies in October be my guest
You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
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>>218395133
It just means the movie is banned already, dumb ass. That’s because we all know it will be le stronk wonder weemin reddit femslop.
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>>218392340
Are tiny pianos scarier than the regular sized ones?
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>>218395217
Wow BIG
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>>218395470
Women this beautiful make me want to kill myself
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>>218395175
K i will watch
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>>218395810
What about when they're men
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>>218395774
much scarier
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>>218395133
Stay mad.
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>>218395774
>spooky drum fill
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>>218395752
Then my post isn't directed at you only at anons who think it's some kind of law that nobody else should be allowed to watch/discuss horror movies outside of October just because they don't. These threads wouldn't be a thing outside of October if nobody wanted them to be it's as simple as that.
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>>218395774
Definitely
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>>218395217
that fetus must be hard 24/7
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>>218396131
She is ugly bro
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>>218396161
Hell yeah bro, fist bump me my fellow chud. These foids ain't shit, heh. I'm like Clavicular when he calls Sydney Sweeney ugly ha. I'm based
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>>218395824
Most men are beta males
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>>218396205
> Sydney Sweeney
She IS ugly bro
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>>218396244
she isn't
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>>218396244
Thanks for confirming retard, now leave
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>>218394779
kek I like how they never really explained why he shot the cat
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>>218396205
Go back
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>>218395199
he wasn't even her boyfriend, just the kid's dad, it's implied that they are no longer together at all
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>>218396280
She is ugly bro
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See the spam guide.
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>>218392482
>Barbarian banned but not Weapons
Cringe. Barbarian was his good movie.
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>>218396382
No, YOU go back. This is not /chud/, take your MOGPILLED CHADMAXXING back to the Kick chats you brainrotted retard
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>>218396405
Ew.
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>>218396405
wrong
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>>218396405
She looks hella gross man. Don’t post that shi here
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>>218391880
When will the horror community stop pretending that Oz perkins makes good movies
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>>218396565
I think he has two more failures left in him before the goodwill is over.
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i’m Sydney Sweeny, star of Immaculate
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>>218391959
Pissjeet BTFO
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There's no way this schizo is still going on about "Negro Piss Man"
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>>218396627
we're back to bottom of the barrel threads. he needs another holiday.
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>>218396657
Millenial soi cucks shitting all over the general. “Negro piss man” hasn’t posted here for a year. Lmao
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We should have a /hor/ meet up to watch Amanda Fix in Teenage Sex together
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>>218396602
She looks like a pig lol
American remake of Piggy can cast her
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>>218396029
You just replied to the spammer regurgitating copypasta lol
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>>218396627
>>218396673
Just hide em. Thread is near empty of horror but at least I don't see the shit.
>>218396724
Appreciate the offer but I will not be attending the goon cave.
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If we just nuked India instead of Iran we could have good threads again
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>>218396724
We can do a livestream.
I know a discord channel that regularly do giallos.
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>>218396705
What if I told you I'm the person you initially dubbed with that honorific two or three years ago and haven't interacted with you since then, actually?
Would it make you feel like a schizo?
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>>218396756
everyone is saying this
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>>218396762
I only started posting here like last month
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>>218396762
We already know that. And he was called a russian for a while. You're much less clever and much more of a faggot than you think.
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>>218396724
Will she get nude?
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>>218396813
You're literally typing word salad, Einstein, as usual. It's definitely you again lmao
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>>218396818
Hopefully Gillian Anderson does
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>>218396834
I'm not the anon you replied to. That's the easily identified and filtered jeet. This is just a rare reply before I filter out you as well.
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>>218396874
You're literally not even responding coherently to anyone at all, actually lol. Every time you post it's just isolated gibberish and disconnected schizophrenic adhom.
I know exactly who you are
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Do you think there will be a live action Castlevania? I didn't watch the anime, heard it was gay.
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>>218396902
We already know that. You're much less clever and much more of a faggot than you think.
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>>218396673
You couldn't be more right. I miss when his spam regularly got nuked and the post count would drop by a hundred, always cracked me up. Like when mods banned him for an entire month after 4chan came back and he was still samefagging and impotently spamming Jess on sharty because he's literally too retarded to evade. It would be a net positive for everyone on earth if this loser just dropped dead.

>>218396756
This
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>>218396902
the anime at least built up the property. and vidya adaptions are films new obsession.
problem is those gothic horrors tend to need giant budgets for the castles and whatnot.
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>>218396902
It will be a netflix woke series
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>>218396953
Take your meds.
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>>218396902
Konami can't even do Castlevania anymore so I somehow doubt Hollywood can either.
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>>218396846
she got em out like 10 years ago they're pretty sloppy
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>>218396846
The movie is called Teenage Sex, not Hag Sex
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Gonna watch the Aztec Death Whistle now, hope there's enough jerk off scenes with Daffy.
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>>218396953
is that bob hoskins
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>>218397093
hags and teenagers can sex each other tbdesu
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>>218395133
Speaking of, a new xmas set movie, premiering in March
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM-giD_cbs4
>It follows a woman who inherits her childhood home, seeking solace from a chaotic city life marked by addiction and debt.
Inheriting family homes seems like a death sentence.
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>>218397093
Ooo
Sent that cuck flying
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Just put on the Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell
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>>218397142
there's not enough of that.
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>>218397201
I don’t get this movie. There isn’t a story line or plot or whatever. It is like random segments but still watchable.
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>>218397140
Yes it is.
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>>218397212
Absolutely.
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>hfw she turns 30
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>>218388397
Scream hasn't been my thing, but I liked the ending.
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>>218397923
Lmao
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>>218397940
>filename
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>>218397212
Meant this for >>218397106
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>>218396586
People try so hard to critique his movies without saying they're complete shit because Horrorfags really want a new "The" horror Director and they'd rather it not be the guy's who made Terrifier
Dancing around the issue that Perkin's only really good at making movies that look good because it distracts from the fact the characters are boring and Perkin's movies are doing too much too fast
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Thought this anon had an interesting post in another thread
>>218397864

Thoughts? It sounds correct to me but then I think of something like Jaws, which seems to disprove it. Jaws works as a horror movie and it's just a "monster"
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>>218397967
try a full stop. just for fun.
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>>218398012
Hey thanks. I've actually posted a better version of that post before, I've been an illiterate animal for a few months and am working on getting back to being bipedal. This is something I've been railing against for awhile
>It sounds correct to me but then I think of something like Jaws, which seems to disprove it
I'm not saying monsters can't be horror, just that they're a lesser kind of horror that don't work as well. IT done well should be much scarier than Jaws, or Cujo, because the best horror has a psychological "spine-chilling" effect (numinous) rather than just the "oh shit" of being chased by a dangerous creature (kinetic), whether it's paranormal or just a shark.
So both work but they work differently and imo with different levels of success.
But the main point is that the whole scare tactic in IT or Annabelle is the one I described, something where it doesn't belong, and that tactic is diminished if you just make them a typical monster. Now instead of the kind of story you should have been telling, you're just doing a version of Jaws. That's the issue, not that Jaws itself isn't horror.
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>>218398120
Jaws mogs It to shit though
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>>218398120
>I've been an illiterate animal for a few months and am working on getting back to being bipedal
How does that happen?
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>>218398206
Kek I was wondering the same.
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>Cold Storage
is it some good cheesy fun? I'm thinking about checking it out
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>>218398206
>>218398225
>I feel stupid today, I'll start reading and writing again tomorrow.
>*1 month later*
>Wow I feel even more stupid and unworthy to read and write than before, but I'll get back on track tomorrow. Just one more day to mentally prepare. This time I mean it!
>*2 months later*
>I am now concretely midwit and have no self control. But tomorrow everything changes. Just one more day to mentally prepare!
>*3 months later*
>I am now a completely illiterate subhuman animal and sound like it both when I speak and write. To get back to my former level is a distant dream for another life. To take the first step today or tomorrow will be the equivalent of beginning a walk across the entire country. I will do it tomorrow, surely haha...

I go through this now and then. I'm determined this will be the last time though, it's as stupid and illiterate as I've been in my adult life.
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>>218391963
That movie is so cool
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>>218398012
I think anons point is interesting, not sure it's a rule though. I'd need to think more.
It does strike me as similar to the general modernization of media design where all the rough edges are hewn off, and there's all this complexity but it's always towards stereotypes more than anything interesting. Picrel.
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>>218398250
I'll probably watch it for Georgina
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>>218398343
To even have some self reflection is doing better than half the neanderthals on this site.
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>>218398012
>So a clown in a sewer. The reason that's so spine chilling as a concept is because clowns don't belong in sewers.
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>>218398434
Quiet.
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>>218398434
>Barbarian
>Bird Box Barcelona
>Lovely, Dark, and Deep
>The Watchers
>Influencers
>Cold Storage
>Psycho Killer
>The Shepherd (upcoming horror/thriller)
based lil scream kween
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>>218398492
Georgina Campbell, the half-British, half-Jamaican scream queen, star of 2022's Barbarian. I'll also be checking out Psycho Killer for her when it hits vod. I can as well recommend a lesser-known film called All My Friends Hate Me. She's great in it too.
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>>218398556
Just say “half-black.”
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>>218398120
NTA, but I think Jaws works because it doesn't really show the monster, just the effects of it. At the end it obviously shows Jaws, but it's not like it had Jaws jumping up and out of the water for every kid he ate.
Jaws was also close enough to reality where when they caught the other shark, they said "okay we're good now" even though we as an audience knows they aren't. That scene/comparison is what turns Jaws into a monster rather than just a force of nature.
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>>218398552
yeah man she does it for me, and she can actually act.
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>>218398552
>sparse waxed arm hair
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The simps are circlejerking
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>>218398631
/hor/ is the darkest when they are present
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>>218398585
That's true, it's the best way to build tension. It's also why sometimes off-screening implied violence is more effective than showing it
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i asked about wolf creek last thread
this show is awesome just because it doesn't do the netflix bullshit of putting all the plot elements in your face
color matters
context matters
it's like someone who actually took film 101 made it
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>>218398715
Just be glad this isn’t another shitty 80’s general
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>>218398585
I rewatched that last year and was surprised how much it's just bros dicking around on a boat. Great pacing, it gets the whole "there's a shark, there's a bad mayor yada yada" out of the way quick so the audience can have fun.
The scariest part of it was probably the speech about the WWII sailors getting chomped...
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>>218398768
It's got some great photography
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>>218398768
what i meant by color
because we all know baby poop green means sick
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>>218398768
Legend actor as well. Also stars in the greatest Aussie film of all time (and horror relevant), Picnic At Hanging Rock.
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>>218398768
Netflix is for normie npcs and zoomers mainly, at least their homemade content is.
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>>218398851
man i remember when house of cards was the first show netflix put out and the big gimmick was
>no cliffhanger episodes you wait a week for
and i think that was the only big bullshit
now they're making stranger things restate the macguffin at least 3 times because people are on their phones
bring back blockbuster
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>>218398789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM0BNbrRodQ&themeRefresh=1
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>>218398883
nick mullen killed trevor moore because he was better than him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-y0DKUEWVw
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>>218398911
Of course, WKYK are the GOATs
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>>218398876
People are on phones during boring scenes. People no longer have to stare at the screen during scenes they don’t really want to see.
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>>218398911
kek
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>>218398631
>>218398715
>>218398773
Lmao do you always have to reply to yourself so shamelessly? What a retard
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>>218398941
if the director and editor put it in, it's an important scene
unless you're watching marvel movies
you remind me of when i went to my friend's house to watch game of thrones for the season finale after the red wedding.. i was a few minutes late and i missed the robwind scene where they desecrate his corpse by sewing his wolf's head onto his dead body. i asked "what'd i miss" when i got there and he said "nothing it just started". not "nothing important".
that's the kind of tv watcher you are you faggot retard
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>>218398825
Great film.
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>>218398941
You're brown and your brain is so fucking fried jej kys
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>>218398941
Silence, subhuman
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>>218398996
> it's an important scene
Many movies have scenes no one wants to see. Example: non action scenes in an action movie.
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>>218399085
Nah, that's strictly a (You) problem because you're a subhuman streetshitter
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>>218398996
>if the director and editor put it in, it's an important scene
not necessarily
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>>218398996
> you remind me of when i went to my friend's house to watch game of thrones for the season finale after the red wedding.. i was a few minutes late and i missed the robwind scene where they desecrate his corpse by sewing his wolf's head onto his dead body. i asked "what'd i miss" when i got there and he said "nothing it just started". not "nothing important".
Nta but wtf are you talking about?
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>>218399107
if it's a good movie 98.5% of the time
name me a good movie where that's not the case
other case is easier, a good movie where an important scene was cut. like saruman getting shanked in lord of the rings
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>>218398941
>>218399085
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>>218399118
everything put into a narrative is intentional
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>>218399028
>>218399034
You guys have mistaken me for someome else.
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>>218399135
Obviously not. There are many slow scenes after major action scenes in action movies.
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>>218399159
that's called pacing you dumb dumb
rush hour can't just be 90 minutes of jackie chan beating ass and chris tucker going "DAMN"
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>>218395199
I think the thinking is that if you date a woman who has kids from a previous relationship you're a cuck for raising another man's kids. I personally could never date a chick with kids, not unless her kids were like grown as shit already, like 18 and away for college or some shit then sure...but like actual children still living at home? It's a fuck no for me.
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>>218398552
>Bird Box Barcelona
Jesus Christ, these faggots really made a sequel?
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>>218398996
> if the director and editor put it in, it's an important scene
Yes, the cuckold blacked sex scene was very important.
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>>218399159
also why would you waste your time on film that doesn't respect YOUR time and puts in bullshit waste of time scenes that don't progress the narrative?
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>>218399219
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>>218399219
alex garland is the exception not the rule
he's the 1.5%
most of the time
every time
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>>218392156
Where does my nose go?
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>>218399228
Even Extraction 2 had slow scenes.
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sorry for this whole derailment i just wanted to say the wolf creek show was actually good and better than the movies
who is the best new scream queen my favorite is sophie thatcher
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>>218399121
here you go, completely unnecessary and unimportant scene
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>>218399219
Love those scenes. I immediately put my phone down for those.
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>>218399286
Chuds will still be malding about this scene on Mars in the year 2206 huh
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>>218399286
most people (98.5% of it) liked it
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>>218399271
there's no topic he won't derail towards his homosexual fetishes
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>>218399286
Woke
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>>218399271
Soapy's a great choice. I'd probably pick her too. Mia Goth is also very talented. Even though she's not so new anymore, Emma Roberts is great when she's doing horror instead of rom coms.
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>>218399303
Go back
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>>218399286
Foids are so cringe.
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>>218399406
Ah good the unironic Clavicular wannabe is back
Dumb zombie
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>>218399501
Literally just added to my Rewatch list not a minute before you posted this. Spoopy...
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>>218399501
how was the show?
did not like the movie
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Did anyone watch this?
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>>218399540
thumbnail looks like the fly
did i watch the fly? yes
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>>218399531
Holy kino browser. I didn't know Firefox got down like that. Might have to switch
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>>218399563
based
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The first Child’s Play is really in another league than the other chucky movies. The second movie is also really good but in a different way. But the first movie is nuts with the action sequences, the animatronics and the scaled up sets built for the midgets in chucky costumes
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It bothered me that they kept calling Sid a final girl in Scream 7.
She has literally never been the final girl.
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>>218399587
love brad dourif
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>>218398984
I don’t think it’s samefag, buddy.
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>>218399572
Thanks. The candles are actually animated. :3
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>>218399589
i'm not gonna see it
was it good
can you spoiler and say if matthew lillard is actually in it as stu and not ai voice or something
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>>218399587
all time great themesong too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAeB7-cnvvM
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>>218399610
might actually go see if it it's at least mid
manatee's are $9 tomorrow
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>>218399608
neat
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>>218399610
>was it good
Not really. I'm a bit of a Scream fanboy so I enjoyed it for what it was but I wouldn't say it was traditionally good.
Between 5 and 6 quality wise imo Sidney's daughter is really hot as well.
>can you spoiler and say if matthew lillard is actually in it as stu and not ai voice or something
It's an AI filter made by the killers to video call Sidney with. Mrs. Loomis and Roman also show up in the same way in the final act.
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>>218399634
And to think it was almost this fucking song
https://youtu.be/NUDOgSaHHe8
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>>218399662
what was timothy olyphant too busy?
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>>218399601
Fuck off, it's literally all (You)
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>>218399684
you know it's easy to moan about films being screwed over in production and missed opportunities (like not getting a 3 1/2hr version of The Keep), but god damn imagine Brad Dourif not being the voice of Chucky. thank you lord.
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>>218399686
Let's be real, they don't care about any killer not connected to Maureen. The only reason Stu got brought back is because Matthew Lillard and the various fan theories. Which is sad because I actually really liked Mickey in 2.
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>>218399572
Literally what other browser would you even use
This is the boomer zoomer horseshoe of being technologically illiterate. This zoomoid is probably on the default Edge browser with no extensions kek
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>>218399727
The mom from arrested development voicing chucky as they were planning to do it originally would have been insane
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My mom forced me to watch Chucky when I was like 5 or 6 and tried to hide from it because I needed to "man up" and I've been traumatized ever since and will never watch it to this day, despite being a horror enjoyer
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>>218399747
for me it's LibreWolf
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>>218399730

i thought they were alluding to stu being alive in 6 that's a shame they dumped that thread
mickey's my favorite but i hate how he disappears after the first half of the movie
this scene made me a lil gay
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>>218399774
Based linux using haxxor
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I need more kinos to watch
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>>218399774
It takes 1 minute to make LibreWolf a regular browser.

Go on about:config. Type "privacy.clearonshutdown". Many options will show up. Make sure those between "privacy.clearonshutdown.cache" to "privacy.clearonshutdown.sitesettings" (including the two) are set to FALSE.

Then type webgl.disabled and set it to FALSE.

Go on Settings:

On General->Startup, Enable Open previous windows and tabs

On Privacy & Security->Cookies and Site Data, uncheck "Delete cookies and site data when LibreWolf is closed"

On On Privacy & Security->History, check the three options there.

On LibreWolf, disable "Limit cross-origin referrers", "Enable ResistFingerprinting", "Enable letterboxing", "Silently block canvas access requests", and "Enforce OCSP hard-fail".

Also on LibreWolf, enable webgl.

That's all.
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>>218399799
why don't you PAY for ART you CAPITALIST
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>>218399771
I was terrified of Chucky for so long for the same reason but I remember using a giftcard on my birthday to buy the first three movies and watch them to get over it when I was like 12 kek and it worked. But I remember even seeing the trailer for seed of chucky on tv made me freak out before I got over it
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>>218399662
>spoiler
It pissed me off how they also brought back Dewey in a similar fashion. Someone said it reminded them of that cameo highlight reel from The Flash and they aren't wrong kek. Plus that reveal was shockingly bad… it was a passable clusterfuck up until that point with Stu and Sid carrying hard. The Kenny kill was great though I'll admit.
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>>218399343
i heard mia goth beats the shit out of the extras
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>>218399863
yeah it's hot
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because someone was talking about horror-comedy before
im saying it counts
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>>218399571
>Bob Marley music intensifies.
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>>218399894
what is that
is it cool
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>>218399863
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>>218399905
spanish comedy/horror/thriller movie
its great, dont watch the trailer as it reveals too much
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>>218399917
bueno
>>218398996
also to reinforce my point this is a scene edited down to like 2 seconds and i had to rewind
it moves the plot forward
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>>218399786
The first lines of dialogue in the movie is a podcast on a car radio talking about Stu being sighted at a Windsor college party. I thought that was fun, acknowledging Matthew Lillard's cameo in 2.
The idea of Stu being alive is teased but also relentlessly mocked throughout the movie. The girl twin at one point says
>Stu being alive would be a ridiculous retcon for any franchise
>Though Billy had a secret love child so who the fuck knows
And then during the killer reveal one of them says
>You didn't really think it was Stu did you? That would be fucking stupid

I do wish Mickey was in more of 2 but the movie is so tightly paced as is I can't really think of where you would fit him without bloating it.
>>218399840
>Someone said it reminded them of that cameo highlight reel from The Flash
That's a pretty perfect way to describe it. Just a cheap attempt at a "I remember them!" pop, and they didn't even have Jill which sucked.
I was enjoying the movie right up until the coffee shop scene after the bar. I thought once all that started it just kind of fell apart into stupidity with characters being dumb in a not so fun way.
honestly, I didn't even mind the killers. The orderly was dumb and only existed for the Stu red herring but the neighbor chick I thought was fine. Her motive and plan was silly sure but no sillier than others in the series.
>The Kenny kill was great though I'll admit
As a former theater kid I really liked the setup for that kill but the horrible cgi gore was really disappointing. Honestly I think my favorite part of the whole movie was the opening scene. I thought Jimmy Tatro was good and Landman girl was super hot. Plus the opening kills were solid.
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>>218399983
good think i'm blackout i won't rember reading this for when i watch it when it comes out on whatever
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real world horrors happening here
we lost an hour
some cosmic horror hp lovecraft cat name shit going on
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>>218400086
>cosmic entity that feeds on time itself
How do you stop it?
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>>218399863
Nah, that background actor is a proven liar and grifter.
>Man Allegedly Posts Craigslist Ads for Apartments to Scam Victims Out of Money
>James Hunter was sentenced to a stint in Los Angeles County jail in 2015 after being accused of running a rent scam.



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