>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bam Margera is here hosting Fishtank and it's totally normal!-- Bongo is an autistic stalker of Sam Hyde and Frank Hassle... we still have hope for her identical twin, Bingo... https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan, seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities, and is trying to trick Landon into being evil...-- Other fish: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), JD (loudmouth vibe nuker), BEZO (subversive gay zoomer jew), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (pizzaface blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor), BINGO AND BONGO (2 totally normal girls who count as one fish), and CHARITY (geriatric pinay BBW who won't stop laughing)-- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>218563021
>best day ever was becoming a janitorWhat a hard worker
hi
FISHTANK IS DEAD
NO FRESH AIR
bingo bango bongo
no fresh air no video game
Surely they will release Goldstriker by the second week.
erm should i buy the season pass or will ppv be back?
Jet Neptune is going to have a live sex celebration with Bingo and Bongo
I’m only watching Bingo. She’s currently in the jacuzzi.
which girl will get naked first?
>bam thinks its just emma left for an interviewplease snub bashir it'll be so funny
anissa...
holy fuck that was kino from the director
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO FRESH AIRNOT ENOUGH BEDSGET A PUZZLE
If Sam was coming Bam would leak it. Bam is here for 30 days ya bums
Ghost wants on
>>218565179hi
For me it's Landon
>ARE YOU GOING TO LAST 30 DAYS?!?Down from six weeks.
landon doesnt belong here
I know it's still day 1 and the show hasn't found its footing/pacing yet but there is something off with the vibe. Just feels weird
any goonable anissa caps or clips? did everyone realize she's best girl yet?
Bam has said there's only 2 left for the last 3 people
Did Bongo just utter the name "Emmanuel Kant"?
Can someone explain why people like the twins? I honestly get like a skincrawl feeling when watching them like they’re straight up from a horror movie. They’re only like 75% verbal too.
>>218565107
I can't speak twin...
>>2185652581.5 year old post btw
stay insideno fresh aironly 7 beds
>>218565239noted
>>218565258
>>218565300NO BEDSNO GAME BOYSNO CONFESSIONAL SLOTS
>>218565258Back when we had a level of optimism and whimsy about the stream lol
twin radio
>try to see the twins on jacuzzi cam>paid camFuck you jet
>>218565250source? is she out of prison?
>IMPORTANT POST>IMPORTANT POST>IMPORTANT POSTCHARITY = ELIMINATED ON PREVIOUS SHOW, NEXT, BY FALLING DOWN STAIRS OF RV WHEN A GUY NAMED ***JASON*** IMMEDIATELY "NEXTED" HER; LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BURTCHARITY = FILIPINA = ORANGE SKINCHARITY = CARRYING AROUND ORANGE JUICE, PAUSED AT ORANGE PAINTINGORANGE + MILK = ORANGE JULIUSJULIUS = JULIUS CAESARCAESAR = ASSASSINATED MARCH 15TH, IDES OF MARCH, BLED OUT AT BOTTOM OF STAIRS OUTSIDE BUILDING OR WHATEVERTODAY = MARCH 15THSAM = JASON = JASON FROM CHARITY'S TV SHOW = ELIMINATED HERCHARITY ELIMINATED BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, AND BURT (OR SAM "PLAYING" AS HIM) WILL PLAY AS A CONTESTANTCONTESTANT 10 = IOIO = INPUT OUTPUTINPUT + OUTPUT = CHARITYIOI = INPUT OUTPUT INPUT = INPUT (CHARITY) OUTPUT (CHARITY) INPUT (SAM/BURT)IOI = "Innovative Online Industries" FROM READY PLAYER ONE (MAIN ANTAGONIST, OASIS MAKER)PAUSE SNACK CONTINUE = READY PLAYER ONE
Just got here. Are the fish gay
Oh my God I want to marry Emma
EMMA TIME
>>218565239kek please I don't wanna hear anything else from that fag
>>218565195https://youtu.be/25-RCYGpJEw?si=kTi0nkyXUW7VZkni
>bingo: what kind of philosophy stuff are you thinking about with all this>bongo: uh..>bingo: would 'what's that guys name' be ok with this? kan->bongo: immanuel kant? yeah he'd be cool with it
>>218565341yeah and stupid and ugly
head too big for her body
You will simp for her and you will like it
STAY INSIDENO FRESH AIR
>>218565341Bozo is
>>218565245>>218565274He's stink maxxing chat
It just hit me that the twins are hispanic
Emma is a TLP
>>218565334As schizo as this post it it should be repeated that Sam chose PAUSE SNACK CONTINUE over this
Bam is charming. Hope the best for him.
MAN FUCK THIS BITCHI ALREADY FEEL A BAD MOJO
>>218565341the discord moderator fag mentioned having a boyfriend
>>218565341All of them
is this another cast of normies?
Bongo's the mean one
>>218565331use PPV you fucking idiot
>>218565334
You don't understand!There's only 8 beds!We have to pay to use the game room!We have to do long puzzles!
>>218565377Well we have no other choice
>doing chores or...>random...dares, I guesskek he doesn't know shit
>>218565195>>218565377pick a mid to simp for you don't get to hedge your bets like this
>if 3 things sum up youok
>>218565413You better get a long book!
her head is too big for her frame
>in 3... things sum up youHe's not even saying sentences anymore
>>218565370No he wouldn't.
jet will try to fuck emma isnt he
>>218565306Anisa said she was Mexican, but was kind of weird about it
>>218565370>jet wont let me watch this>I'm forced to watch bams podcast instead>>218565404Is it up? Last time I checkd it wasnt working
>>218565413THERE'S NO FRESH AIR!!!!!!
>>218562340We already know what that's like from S3 post Famous House 1, and from S4. It's absolute garbage. Jet has zero charisma and shit intellect.
>>218565413NO. FRESH. AIR.
>>218565432no one is simping for bongo
>>218565443she needs to gain 50 pounds
>>218565383They said they’re white but they must have something in them
The fact that there isn't a groomable hapa this season makes me think Sam might genuinely be uninvolved
>>218565471GAY
>i'm a big punk hardcore fan>i go to music festivals every yearwas her last boyfriend a cool guy?
grim
His name isn’t even Bam! It’s Brandon!
I like that Bam is proud of his bro even though he is significantly more successful
>>218565459jetneptune.com
>>218565459>Is it up?Yes. I'm sorry for yelling at you.
>>218565334someone stop this guy from peering beyond the veil, shut it down
As an identical twin I find their twin babble incredibly relatable
FUCK, MARRY, KILLgo
as a twin myself, i perfectly understand bingbong's retard babble
Can anyone explain how these fish are going to SURVIVE with no fresh air for 30 whole days?
at this juncture bam > sam
>>218565494UGLY HOUSE BEAT HO HOUSEGRIM DROSS HOUSE
>>218565452He completed the game with ellie
>>218565464we need new season .5
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE OUT THIS FUCKING HOUSE HOLY SHIT HAHAHA OH MAN I BET YOUR DYING TO GO OUTSIDE WOW WE PUT TOO LITTLE BEDS TOO HAHAHA WE DID THAT ON PURPOSE HAHA MAN I'D GET A PUZZLE IF I WERE HERE MAKE SURE YOU GET A FUCKING PUZZLE ANYWAYS WANT ME TO SPOIL THE REST OF THE SHOW OR TELL YOU ABOUT TIMES BEFORE YOU WERE BORN??
>where did you fly in from?>cool now I’ll talk about myself…
haley needs to put some food in her i hate seeing her twigs
Threadly reminder that Bam is charming and unlike Sam doesn't try to give fatherly advise that no one in their right mind would follow
>Did ja get to claim a bed yet hahahaI love bam lol
>>218565404What's the site i havent used it since last season
>>218565502In three things sum up you.
>>218565443I was just thinking earlier that all of these people in general look like their heads are too big for their bodies
bam unironically might be too cooked to host
>>218565225give us your money its only a small payment of 10 dollars
>>218565519>>218565526I didn't know other twins could understand it, that's interesting
This is the cast you get when production is afraid of Markyposting.
I'm starting to get worried they're not doing the pick up the rice challenge because blabbermouth Bam hasn't fucking told anybody about it yet
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNqeXGg6https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNqeXGg6https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNqeXGg6
>she's cool...
>>218565502cky rules to be fair
TEN FISHSEVEN BEDS
bam thinks the bed bit is the funniest thing ever
bam is the worst fish this season
The twins are literally brain damaged and retarded and they still have simps. Cmon guys...
>>218565526can he start posting here so we can have another cryokeen pyrokeen thing
>>218565522>FuckAnissa>MarryCharity>KillMuhammed
none of them are even mildly pretty yeesh
>>218565589lol
i cant wait for emma to put on yoga leggings. need to see that tla
>>218565545You know it's grim when he did crazier stuff on TV 20 years ago.
>>218565586>I'm starting to get worried they're not doing the pick up the rice challengeWhat the fuck
>>218565548truth nvke
Letty confirms that Bongo slid into Frank Hassle's DM's to date him or Sam Hyde https://x.com/ScreenDoor_/status/2033325789207581019
>>218565519i need to text my brother to see if we just had a synchronicity event
Bam is literally leaving right after the interviews.
The comments in this thread are going so fast, you can barely read em.
>>218565502i don't think he's talked to him in like a year
>>218565535Even Bloodgames would have been terrible without Jan and Sam.
>>218565596it's cracking me up every time he brings that up or the fresh air thing. he really doesn't have a clue what's hard about the show
>>218565413HELL HOUSE
>>218565526 namefagging checks out
is that white guy a real muslim, or just a larper?
>>218565520zoomers have no idea what these objects are if it's not a phone or social media they get confused and nervous
>>218565633it's a staple of the show man it's not fishtank without day 1 rice challenge
"casted" me because i "manifested" itwatch yourself or i will "manifest" the end of the show
>>218565548Reminder it will always be Sam's show and Jet can only make cheap knockoff on his own no matter how many washed up celebs he brings on
>>218565413>HIS REAL NAME ISNT EVEN BAM ITS BRANDON
>>218565602yeah you retarded namefag even tayleigh had simps, the standards here are rock bottom and you already know that
>I just broke my fast>oh yeah? how long did you last?
>Bam what race are you
>>218565636letty is such a fucking skank bitch lmao
>>218565455yeah she is probably a mexican jew like AOC or sheinbaum
>>218565600Who the fuck is that
"azurbijan"
>>218565334>TWINSSHINNING SCENE WAS IN THE READY PLAYER ONE MOVIEBINGO WEARING EYE/PLANKTON/CONCH BANDANA BONGO WEARING MARIO MUSHROOM THINGS OR WHATEVER IT'S HAPPENINGREADY PLAYER ONE TANKWE WILL PLAY WITH THEM?????
>BONGO NEEDS DICK
>>218565605he's going to medschool so nah
>>218565666guess nigger
>>218565548Sam couldn't even save Fatty. Frank of a people was the one to get through to him
>>218565602all women are brain damaged and retarded
>>218565313that was years ago bro
>>218565675It's not Fishtank without Sam either, shit changes bro.
>>218565600S2 was great
Hate this fucking guy so much lmao
>>218565717..if you want hiv
>>218565520this terrifies the sam simps
>>218565691>and you already know thatYeah.. but a man can hope
azerberjan
go to azer bizan and watch arhfbi bhei live
>>218565655indeed, I'm a different anon, and just agree with you
>>218565636yeah we know dude. nobody needs letty to "confirm" itkill yourself
It would be a good bit if they got Bashir to try convert Bam to Islam
>>218565723I know he's a real muslim if he reveals he has a child bride ala that season 1 guy
lmao bam relating more to bashir than anybody
>>218565666He's a traitor the Christian white race and should be executed for treason.
wish they would just never let mohammed talk again
>>218565680PLEASE it's long overdue. Whatever it takes.
was just writing a shitpost about bam having a skate story from mecca
My current cope:Jet will bring in hot girls to mog and cause tension at some point because hot girls would like to come on the show.
azovijan
>>218565602people simped for this, dude
>>218565684Remember when the Fish cleaned the S3 house for Sam to destroy the show bit within a few hours
>>218565636>nina confirms
i told you retards bam and bashir would be kino, did anyone screencap it like i asked?
>come here, it's safehow reassuring
>>218565548I can do without Sam but Bam is just a terrible choice for host
Why do women want to fuck Sam and Frank
>>218565636Nigger Nina making a big deal about breaking away from Fishtank to do her own thing (orbit Ice Poseidon instead of Sam Hyde) then burning most of her bridges with Cx and resigning herself to restreaming the worst season of Fishtank yet because Jet is paying her is very funny
>yeah i know that guy JUST TO PROVE I KNOW HIM HIS DAUGHTER etcthis guy is such a fucking asshat
>saudia arabia paying bam to do an ad for themwtf lmao
NOT ENOUGH BEDS LMAO
>>218565775>that season 1 guy
ENTER
>>218565334>>218565714MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oo5bkaS74Ec
>>218565666its a larpsuper funny mints bit dude please laugh everytime they play prayer music
I love this dude. Why all the hate? Only interesting character.
>bam asking bashir his ethnicitykek
pretty awful for day 1. jet should fudge this number to avoid embarrassment
>I just pray it.
>>218565775don't forget brandon and his gay boy modeling company
>>218565815clout nigga
>Bam has a ShamanKek
>persia mentioned
it says DO THE SSI
bam aint host material, sadlyfreeloader for a day at most
>bam is doing sam's shaman bit unironicallyFucking kek
DO THE SSI
>my shaman gave me this ringis that the new meta? should i get a shaman too?
would you have to hold her down and fuck her for it to be fun?
decent promo
>>218565798those were dark days chat
NIGGA CANT READ FAKE MUSLIM
>>218565847theater kid energy
>>218565225fishtank.rip
>>218565847he's extremely annoying and is one of those "has to be the center of attention at all times" types
>Bam knows enough about Arabic to understand the languageWould've never guessed
>completely fails the arab test
>i can read it>it says "something something something"
bam was so excited because he thought he could have his ring decyphered
>>218565798She could at least form sentences. These twins seem like they actually split the iq of a single person
>My shaman gave me a ringS3 call back.
>>218565890BAM and SAM are two sides of the same coin
Can't even read arabic, fraud.
>>218565195why do i want to knock her up so hard? i dont even have a breeding fetish
>>218565856+11k on the youtube stream
>>218565841They should start playing save a horse ride a cowboy 5x a day.
that dude is not syrian
>can't even read arabickek, so why did he ask for a quoran earlier?
>>218565815Big bear type niggas
Bam would have been perfect for the first part of famous house and then have Sam come in as Goldstriker for the Fishtank reveal
FRAUDbashir can't read arabic
>my shaman gave me this ring
>>218565872The amount of times ive heard the word shaman today
>>218565918LMAO
>>218565724couldnt even? fatty was always a severe lost cause
>I understand arabic and farsi>cant fucking read a ring at allHack
Bam is such a shitty knockoff of Jeremy Gold, doesn't even have a cool hat.
Bam absolutely VIBING with the house villain
>>218565856pretty sure it's already been fudged
Welp looks like we got our first HIV tank, it’s grim…. Jet and Ben wtf
>>218565890kek I forgot about that
Bam can't fathom that 30 days without leaving a gameshow house isn't a big deal
>>218565890
we need to figure out what the fuck is going in the midwest
azerbijon
>Bam mogging Bashir at being a MuslimKek
>>218565856please buy a season pass for my broken website
give him the quran but its in arabic
>>218565896prone bone arm around her throat type bitch
>>218565956Neptunian parallels.
bashir loves landon :)
There used to be a website that hosted all the streams in a different UI, is that still around?
Bam might be too nice for this. He's actually less fried than I assumed desu
I thought Bam said he's going to Mecha instead of Mecca. Bam piloting a Gundam is way cooler desu
sam would destroy this pretendian muslim weeb DAMMIT
>>218565956how can people say season 3 was bad fishtank will literally never have kino like this ever again
>>218565956synchronicity
>>218565956we've really went full circle
>I designed this watch face>it has special chinese characters instead of numerals
>>218565993Somalis for some reason
>>218565980Explain
>>218565584It doesn't make it easily decipherable but I understand how it works, it's like writing in shorthand but with speech
Hot Pozzed Sex with Bingo and Bongo
someone in this house has AIDS
>>218565963>>218565997Sandwigger BTFO.
When does Andy Dick show up
Every season should be haunted by creepy twins like this
>>218565918I'm convinced he's never even been to syria
>>218565956God I miss this shit
Bam's not going to last the whole 30 days is he?
>>218565962Fatty lost like 200lbs after his talk with Frank.
>>218565956>Alex whimpering trying not to break down as he see's G has a surrogate father figure, one that he still has a chance to not disappoint.S3 will never be topped.
>>218566012Yeah
>>218566019no he wouldn't that would ruin the production bit they worked super hard on
>>218565994mashallah
>>218566001It's not a quran if it's not in arabic, they don't allow translations.
>>218565956How far have we fallen
>>218565614>>FuckAnissa>>MarryVictoria>>KillCharity
i need a shaman so fucking badly bros
>>218566010 He's cozying up to the most popular fish retard
>>218566039now there are 4 of them
it's genuinely impossible to understand the twins when they're talking to each other
>>218566039bingo bongo and bango
>>218565994Arab Jon
>>218566012freetank liveclick PPV
Type of guy to accuse niggas of being pseuds btw
>>218566061they will announce that bam died by day 8
>>218566019Wrong, Sam would've sympathized with him and talked about how fucked up it is that Palestinians are being genocided by Jews for the whole interview
>>218565941to be fair, the ring is basically written in the arabic equivalent of proto-english
>>218565956This was the best confessional across the entire show
shamantank
>>218565956Famous House will never be topped for pure entertainment
How do I become a shaman? Sounds like a fun gift.
>>218566053Isn't he dead
>>218566020This
>>218566066>S3 will never be topped.I love how Alex B gaslit himself with minimal effort from production
>>218566026He's an extreme poser, no doubt he plays up being muslim because he looks white and it gives him attention.
I NEED LEWD LETTY'S NOW!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh Bingo, Bingo, Bingo,I don’t wanna leave my Bingo,No no no no no!Oh Bingo, Bingo, Bingo,Life’s a lot more sweet with Bingo,That’s the way I go!They can keep their towers tallAnd their schedules on the wall—I’ll be where the good vibes flow!Oh Bingo, Bingo, Bingo,I’m not leaving you, my Bingo,No no no no no!
>>218566108kek
>>218565694its funny how big of a deal they make not eating for 5 hours
>>218566066shadowfaxGOAT season
When does it get funny?
>people in this thread don't have a shaman
where can i get this?
>>218565956fuckin kek was searching for this in my folder
im intoxicated day 1 before 8pm. before s5 the the earliest time was day 7 of blood games that i got obliterated im already getting to that point an i got all night.
noticing nobody ITT gives a fuck about Anisa
Sex With Bingo and Bongo>Sex With Bingo and BongoSex With Bingo and Bongo>Sex With Bingo and Bongo
>>218565107>shaman my best friend everryan dunn BTFO'd
may allah bless everyone on this thread
>bam going schizo over getting grifted by a shaman
>>218566103pops me every time
>>218566154>>>/bant/
>>218566039the twin storyline is too fucking hard to follow with them always walking to different rooms and muttering twinglish.
>>218566174Cocaine?
They really should have just had Chris Lynch host.
>my shamanhow the fuck do you become a shaman for a washed up rich guy, i need money bad
>>218566165this is hilarious to all the normies who just discovered the show because of bam
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNqeXGg6/results
>>218566149
where are the ppv paid cams
>>218566177i care about anisa's feet
testing plates
Yes, Bam's way of relating to people is a little formulaic but it's better than Sam who would just be saying "why are you so boring, who cares, do something interesting" to no avail
>>218565868
>>218566149literally just google it
>>218566195inshallah
>>218566128kino
They should make Bam talk over Bashir all the time
>>218566211we don't want him either
>>218566181Incest is extremely disgusting.
>>218566142not yet I don't think
>>218565956Post a better webm from Season 2.
>>218566181Bingo + Bongo + Burt
I want bingo nudes
>>218566206gawd
>>218566195alhamdulillah chat
>>218565956Alex B is the mightiest figure in TV history. He is an untoppable titan beyond all description and the people who didn't appreciate him during S3 deserve everything that came after
>>218566177I doIm just watching bam and bashir kino
>menter
>the CDC headquarters is in atlantaperfect they can get on this case of twinned super aids
When I was a child my parents too me to arizona and a shaman approached my mother and give her a necklace that was supposed to grant me magical powers and I accidentally broke it when I was 8
bam is shit host bro.... I rather jet host ngl
Dont break the 4th wall fake muzzie
>Bashir making fun of all the people wanting Sam as a mentorlmao
>I think people want to be griftedLmao
>>218566224
its insane that sam couldn't even pretend to be a normal human on season 3
>>218566181Cease and desist. I laid claim to the title before you did.
>>218566165It doesn't. Season 3 was the peak. This seasons' gonna suck total dick.
>>218566256skjermbilde
>>218566111Goofy
>>218566066>Alex broing out with Frank until he revealed he was Wyld Randy
just have gay ben be the host man.
we need to be shamanmaxxing for 2026
>>218566112There were many great ones in Season 3. There is one where Alex B and G lose it on Jet and Ben for pulling the wild randy prank, and then the G, Ben Silver, and Mr. Diamond confessional with Burt during FH2 might have them topped to be honest.
>>218566224ah man, that gave me a twinge fuck my life
this conversation is kino
>>218566267
BEHEAD THOSE WHO HATE BAM
>>218566260
>>218566284fuck off, jet
this nigga accent is fake as shit there’s no way bro
>>218566232designated foot slut
>>218566066Paypigs hated S3 cause they were restricted from TTS half the time.
>>218566282You shadow cursed your soul you're going to the shadow realm when you die
>>218566251not if you're not the incestuous one, faggot, and Bingo is too autistic to understand her actions and their subsequent consequences
>betting it all on black
I don't want to use a name or a tripcode but I do want Bingo to know that I love her, and that she is the only person who holds the key to my heart <3
I bet Bingo twins' breath smells like strong cheese
these twins are freaking me out
BASHIR CALLING OUT HYDEFAGS LMAO
>>218566344Explains my entire life tbqh
>kill a family of 4 and just say you're sorry and the karmic debt goes away!Mental illness.
Bam is a BashirBoy
>>218566325this night was so fucking kino
6 or 7
THROW POOP
>>218566232>>218566340uuhhhhh proof?
>>218566284No one is saying this
>>218566325I miss the cows cam.
>>218566330He immediately vibes with this faggot as he is also a faggot. That's how things are.
bashir corrupting the host under a spiritual guize would be kino
based bashir destroying sam simps
>>218566320Dont forget frank locking alex b in there>you know my name
>>218566331>>218566260
>>218566374I need them to Bingo on my Bongo
>>218566291To be fair Sam actually has money and influence and isn't just some old kook pretending to be a magician.
>we're finally done with the lame interviewsHoly shit thank god
>>218566368its only smellz
I pray you return to Damascus...
>>218565987>my shaman gave me this but I don't know what the meaning of this is, he told me that he will tell me one day i will learn it's meaningif this was anyone else I would think that he is just doing the S3 sam bit but I do not think that Bam is capable of pulling this off
>>218566274whats her onlyfans please saar i cannot locate
alright director cam should just be twin cam. all these people suck
Bam and Bashir are BEST FRIENDS now. Ryan Dunn IN THE MUD.
>>218566284>
>>218566360>Titillating
>S5: Bam living in the past
>>218566066Alex being confronted by his hogwife is my personal favorite moment in fishtank, dude was a content machine
the twins are literally so awesome lolone of the best decisions they’ve ever made
>>218566426someone put this thread on the screen
>>218566374i want to do sex with them
>>218566284200 mondo megabits have been deposited in your wallet!
>>218566282Your mother invited a dark curse upon your soul
the season is so bad that you see ss of other seasons posted more than of this season
Bam's so into this 'NO FRESH AIR' thing.
I imagine they'll just give bam a free pass to destroy everything and make him pretend he relapsed on day 4
>there's 1000 viewers rn
>>218566459You've been using this line since season 2
>can I break my fast now?what did he mean by this?
>>218566359So you think fucking your long lost siter would be cool as long as you didn't know?
>>218566320Diamond grabbing Burt's mouth and looking at his teeth like a slave probably will never be topped.
29 yro KHHV hereI do not want to sleep with any of these women
I am Indian, I mog all you faggots
the twins make my prostate pulse with joy
HAHA take that shirt off Drake HAHA
Which one is the pdf file? My bet is on fake ass Mohamed.
one of the bingus just tripped over that brick fireplace base. this is going to happen a bunch
hoeflation is insane when a girl like emma flips her hair at the thought of james taking his shirt off
is the show good i'm playing video games
the twins are awesome. what a freakshow watching these identical tards explore the house
>>218566438He's doing it without any irony at all, which retroactively makes s3 even funnier
>twins petting each otherFucking freaks
Bam's boring.Give the fish booze and let's this thing started.
i forgot charity existed during those confessionals
>>218566426Neptunian
>>218565334>>218565714>>218565840LANDON = LAND IN = FORTNITEVICTORIA = VICTORYMOHAMMED = CUSTOMIZED CHARACTER = SNEAKODRAKE = GENERIC PLAYER CHARACTER (PROTAG)BINGO = CORRECT, BING-GOBONGO = FLY AWAY, BOUNCEBINGO BONGO = BING BONG (MONEY SOUNDS, COLLECTING COINS)EMMA = GENERIC WOMAN PLAYER CHARACTER (PROTAG)CHARITY = GIFTING COINS, ORANGE = COINLONG HAIRED NERD DUDE = ONE OF USGLASSES = GAME SERVER MODERATOR OR SOEMTHNG ALONG THESE LINES BURT = PLAYER CHARACTER, HELPS VILLIANSAM = GAME CREATORJD = VILLIAN
I’m just going to watch the s3 episodes
>>218566402just the stockings so far but I have a feeling
Why are the twins always wincing?
It's a good cast
>>218566504>wanting to sleep with the menOkay
Victoria looks like Emma Meyers if she was ugly and looked completely different
>>218566479>11k audience just on youtube
How much are they paying Bam?
>>218566504so which men do you want to sleep with?
>>218566459the threads are much slower. remember new threads being made in 10 minutes. completely unfollowable. more screen caps
>>218566489I don't know. When he entered the confessional he said that he already did break his fast.
when do they start counting rice?
i hate how fucking bright the den is
>>218566468Chopped cutey>>218566514Definitely. Like why did he say that shit about god forgiving you?
>>218566284Hosts require at least a small amount of charisma.
>>218566506can you mog these dubs?!
>JJJJJ
>>218566506based simbal
>>218566426this is scaring me
>>218566419takes one to know onebashir is when a fatherless faggot is in denial and compensates with more faggotry
>>218566514Probably Bam. There's no way he didnt hook up with a ton of 15 year old jackass fans in the early 2000s
>>218566504no wonderyou'd have to be super picky to still be virgin at 29
>>218566459>he hasn't filtered every ritual poster md5 and namefaglol
>>218566538you can see the arch a little bit theyre definitely good
the filipina is going home first
>>2185665462 people are saying this (i am one of them)
>>218566560Enough for 30 fucking days.
Fishtank fags lost. This is Friendtank now.
vickycels rise up
>>218566439https://x.com/diaryofanifrankhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sliceofanissapizzaI just know these
>>218566496I dont remember the exact line but Diamond yells at him "THE NETWORK WANTS YOU TO BURT OFF MORE"
>>218566559bots
THE BINGII
>>218566577yooo
>>218566103I can hear his yell whenever I see this
sam trying to politely throw the rice around the room and place it neatly in piles "Hey sorry to make you do this but you need to count the brown and white rice.."
>>218566560100 - 150k I would guess
Vicky just needs a diet and a detox and she would be top tier.
this faggot kissing the carpet in glassroom
anisa looks like brown gypsy rose blanchard
I think the twins are freaking out about their stox, but I'm not proficient in whatever language they speak
>>218566514Bezo is a minecraft youtuber, who do you think?
they need a good sleep and for the game to start tomorrow morning
>>218566495yes the morality of a choice is dependent on how informed that choice was
>>218566575and bam is a better host? jet is a fag but come on bruh he knows what the people want
>>218565490>festivalsunsimpable now
>>218566560legit curious about this too. He can't be cheap, so guess he's only here for so long? Or maybe he's gotten even cheaper as he tries to rebuild a reputation. Who fuckin knows.
>>218566504same but 30 and i absolutely would the bitch with the beak
>>218566506
>>218566542constant pain from not having contact with each other
>>218566567maybe the whole Muslim thing is a ruse
>>218566506>>218566577
the twins just roaming the house speaking gibberish to each other is kino
>>218566284Shut up, every season you fucking retards bitch about everything. Then act like it was the best shit ever when its over.
>>218566489Reminding the audience for the 10th time that he's fasting, he's insufferable.
wtf these niggas saying
>>218566566also all the OC is ai this season
what are these cavegirls doing
Ash & Hales are like less forced Josie with real autism
emma socials?
>>218566560Less than minimum wage almost assuredly. Prize for every year has been less than minimum wage would have made them for the same amount of time.
>>218566542they need to be impregnated
>>218566533live LAUGH love
so these are the girls that want to fuck sam hyde and frank hassle? KEK
I hate jet and hope he dies but i am actually enjoying this, way better than season 4 already
>>218566684They speak downsyndome
>>218566426I love it. Nobody else in the house holds the same energy that they do. Just look at this for crying out loud! It's a collaboration of humor, beauty, and horror, performed by two, lead by Bingo. If you don't appreciate Bingo and her twin, then you're not fit to be a Fishtank fan.
So when does the entertainment part of this entertaining show start?
>>218566678u know its the truth though
>>218566542tardive dyskinesia, its from their psycho meds, just like king terry
>>218566687they looking for the victory scarabthey smart
>the twins are kino
They need to bring in Payton as a doppleganger for yellow teeth girl.
>>218566649No, you have a duty to be informed before making choices.
I thought the gogurt thing was a meme
>>218566650This is top tier delusion. Bam isn't good, but Jet is hands down worse. He doesn't know shit about shit.
bingo bongo speaking their own gibberish language is funny as shit
>>218566560My theory is he invested and is part owner now, with a salary of course.
>>218566710only bongo the ugly one
>>218566695evilomens
>>218566039The twins are already Neptunes best work. Unreal characters
alex stein would be a better host
>>218566684Imagine someone shared 99.999% of your genetics. You really wouldn't have to communicate verbally to understand one another.
>>218566224Herpes sisters>>218566066Although for me fishtank ended with bloodgames I do miss S3. Pprobably cause I didn''t take it so seriously and just tuned in for the highs.
>first time tuning in to hear the twins talk alone>it's genuinely indecipherable gibberishFucking kek
>>218566653he said he was gonna be here every day, but we'll see about that
>>218566703That would not be good for anyone involved. These girls need to never have sex
Dude bingo and bongo are so interesting. They have autism at the same time.
>>218566426put this exact picture on the screen
kek emma called it theres no nicotine in the vape
when does the muslim behead the weird fag?
>>218566726agreed, they are gonna be running this season
>>218566782if you can't understand them you don't deserve to hear waht they say
fishtank is officially over
>>218566284hell no lmao
so the ides of march was another pipe dream concept?
Who mogs?
bingo walks like shes balancing on a beam
>>218566762at least we agree bam is bad i guess
>>218566767Cope
>>218566101Bingo and bingbong
>>218566763They spooky af
>>218566459lol fax
sadangrydisgusted
this cast is so gay
>>218566675I don't understand the layout of the house yet so I cant follow them
>>218566784are they navajo or something? why do they look like ?
>>218566776no bar
>>218566800that bezos fag has such a weird babyface
>>218566802they have different flavors of autism but it's deeply shaped so they are highly compatible its so fun to watch
GIVE ANISSA A GO GURT AND LET'S SEE WHERE THE NIGHT TAKES US
remember when the audio was decent in s2 because of the carpet?I guess the trade off is that they have to vacuum every goddamn day but still
>>218566842I've never seen such a young man.
>>218566767bongo wanted to fuck and threw in bingo as a 2 for 1 deal
>>218566811leave vance alone
>>218566827>if we were on minecraft I would be the chad
>>218566827grow up
>>218566860They told charity they are 100% european
did anyone clip bingo freaking out in the dining room
>>218566784Aura
>>218566781Why do you feel the need to keep throwing around the insults, about "herpes" or "AIDs"? We already had the HIV/AIDs discussion, do you seriously think that simple cold-sore, a literal bump on the lip, can't be treated?
>>218566823who needs Caesar when we have remus and Romulus
>>218566763And it's not as annoying as two fuckheads whispering like Binx and Alex because I just assume they're reading each others' minds anyway
>>2185664594chan isnt letting me post from my desktop unless i verify an email so i cant post any screenshots
Time for his evening prayer
>muh fast
>>218566898didnt even get good pictures of it
>>218566821He won.
why is the contrast so high on the PTZ cams?
>>218566887nobody knows what it's like
Anyone has a yt playlist
did bam already dip? LOL
These threads usually take every opportunity to hate on Sam, I'm surprised everyone isn't like "WOW BAM IS BLOWING THE PEDO GRIFTER OUT OF THE WATER"
Does anyone know Mohammed is breaking his fast? Is he muslim?
>>218566805IM HECKIN MUSLIM
>>218566877they never fucking learn, half the floors in this house is stone
>>218566941felted
>they throw their used underwear down the laundry shoot>jet sorts it and ben sells it online
>fraiqu nasheed enters the bar>vibe is nvked
>>218566950spooky
>>218566950The Shining.
>Bam didn't even say by he just leftbased
>>218566842I thought Jet said they weren't going to cast 18 year old anymore?
>>218566759do i have to be informed of my audience before i make a declaration?
>>218566898what did she do
>>218566950Im scared
God the twins are gross. How are there simps for them
shit is hereditary
>>218566931>>218566950>Prepare for trouble>And make it double
the twins look like scarecrows
hey ptz could we NOT actually zoom this much on them?
>>218566950>COME AND PLAY WITH US DANNY
>>218566950first neptunian shot of the season?
>>218566950ugg and uggo
>>2185669621 hour a day is all they could afford
Arabs always bitching during ramadan about fasting, its not hard to fast during daylight hours, I've gone like a week
>>218566950
>>218566959in the bant thread somewhere
i cant wait for /bingbong/ on /bant/
bruh
>>218566965because everyone can see Bam isnt cut out for this shit, Sam was the soul of the show and the part of the day everyone was waiting for
>>218566948this nigga was on stranger things
>>218566931Good post
>>218566965it's cause bam fucking sucks
>>218566993hes coming back to set up the rice counting challenge
>>218566950Come play with us, London. Forever and ever
>>218566965Sam isn't even fun to hate on anymore He's just lame now
the twins look like fentanyl people
>Wordlessly communicating with each otherThis shit is like watching aliens
>>218565107I know they do some sort of camera technique to overexpose their skin or something, making them all look like shit, but goddamn, the cast looks awful.
>>218566999just a cute freak out/dance thing
>>218566950so fucking weird man
sooooooo.....whats next? let me gues....rice challenge again
>>218567000tismos confirmed unreadable
Bingo would be pretty cute if she cleaned up her skin
this house is missing some freddy
>>218566954to make them look even uglier
most of us are on the same page
>>218567022oggo and iggo*
>>218566950I can't express enough how much I'm in love with their aura. Something about them is fierce, feisty – it lights a fire in my heart, invokes feelings I have never felt before. Bingo's confident stance backed up by Bongo's pace, left arm tucked behind the other... god, it's subtle, but you need to really pay attention to appreciate the kino that these two create.
>>218566514Bezo 100%
>>218567052i blame the dear elon video
>>218567000Khorne and Nurgle
I have a cousin that acts just like the twins and it scares me
Just started watching. The evil twins are fucking fascinating
>>218566965Everyone is contrarian
TTS when?
this cast seems so much more capable of socializing...wonder if it'll change much with time
>>218567013>>218567014>>218567018>jet gets to have a threesome with themits not fair!!!!
MAKE THEM GET DRUNK ALREADY
>>218566263Yes please>>218566296I'll be BongoKnight, you faggot
>>218567028lel
>no fresh air
>show started 9 hours ago>still no poop has been thrown
which wholsome bingii is the fat one?
>>218566993the rice challenge is still gonna be a thing dummy
>>218567088nigga using ai on 4chan
Were the twins the last minute addition? Actually crazy pull if true
>>218567085We are currently on page 6
>>218567079And had a nose job makeup and a total makeover
>>218567024Their whole religion is about submission so it follows that in an age of rampant narcissism, muzzies want everyone to submit to their kooky dispositions.
>>218566916>Oh no the simp is offended!Treatable but not cureable btw. I realy don't understand why you choose to defend hookup culture and it's whores but such is the life of a simp..
>>21856713490s camcorder footage
>>218566965the hate would be deserved. if sam were here, he'd be making them count rice and asking them how they make their money
"I'm scared" posting was a prophecy
>>218567080>freddie comes in as freeloader and is heartbroken when Bam doesn't recognize himI almost don't want him on the show just because of that.
>>218567135Bongo
>>218567128TOO FEW BEDS!!!!!!!!!
>>218567135bongo is the fat twin, bingo is the one with the mole on her face
>>218567133based poop
>>218566064>Fatty lost like 200lbs after his talk with Frank.Only because Tay pointed out the elephant in the room that Sam, Frank and the others were just bringing him onto the show to be a fat retard to be made fun of. Fatty had been waffling and failing to lose weight for years until she dropped that hammer.
>>218567134the HD cams really murder their aura
>>218567146the twins talk like Sims
>>218567014bongo's face looks identical to meg's here
Has the 10th fish come yet?
>>218567135bongo. the "wider" one is O thats how they introduce themselves too kek
>>218567144Creatively bankrupt shit that no one likes other than paypigs. Only good time it was utilized was S3 Fishtank reveal cause half the house thought they were about to get murdered.
Why did the Twins just fucking kiss
What the fuck was that
>>218567178>>218567191thanks
>twins using telepathy to communicate I told you guys this was cheating
No Season 3 Episode 2 today?
>>218567013>>218567014>>218567018I would like to remind you that the wiggers have a track record of modifying the cameras, especially the PTZ cameras, to make people look uglier! It is extremely unlikely that these are the true faces of Bongo, especially Bingo. They pump up the contrast, change the exposure, and play with the color value in a way that creates something truly disgusting to look at. Don't be fooled – Bingo and her sister are angelic in personality and in physical beauty.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. thw teins just kissee
>>218567173That's literally what they're about to do
>>218566738Who is this she keeps being posted
i wish i cold simp for the twins but they too ugly for me dawg
BAM IS GOING TO DIEHOLY SHITHE IS JAMES HALLIDAY
>>218567194no one gives a fuck nigga
Dude holy fuck… bingo and bongo are just endless kino…
>>218567133This but unironically, even rice counting is better than this.
my boyfriend is on fishtank :3
>>218567207Charity is the 10th. My beautiful BBW flip queen
>>218565602and they both have HIV
>>218567057they're actually mesmerizing
>>218567128This was a concern of mine in Season 1. Gotta have fresh air. Crack a window. They get none of that. Germans open their windows for a little while every day.
>>218567262kys grizzway
dig up the dirt on the discord mod. there's always something fucking gross on them
>>218567159
Just turn on TTS and let the audience fix the vibe jesus christ
this gay minecraft dude is so annoying
>>218567240>she
faggotzero aurakill yourself when you get out janny
>>218566618hell yeah king ty beast mode
>>218567107
i'm making the ciara/marky honorary bingo card right now. Should I make the entire thing bingo/bongo or should i include the other girls too?
i miss when they had fake namesonly bingo bongo came to play
>>218567274they take house burping seriously
>>218567194>stoicbadassposting
>>218567145Sorry, but because I decided to use an en dash, which isn't the em dash that AI uses, it means I'm using AI to post? Shame on me for attempting to use proper grammar. Riddle me this – would an AI tell you to stop sucking cock?
remember when bam's wife markyposted irl?
>>218567233I can't believe the wiggers would stoop so low to digitally add moles to Bingo's face...
So who are we simping for?
>>218567134Jet will take them away in a week and deny they were ever there.
>>218567214I don't care for it either, I was just saying that he'll be back tonight
emma in a bikini for an entire daythink about it
>>218567266That means they fuck a lot
>>218567240the goon queen
Ngl bongo has a nice ass
>>218567317Team Rocket
>No fresh air>No window with a nice view >No long puzzlesWELCOME TO HECKHOUSE
>>218567294don't forget>bottom
>>218567305your brain is shit
bashir being a little meta faggot
the bingbongcord is going crazy rn
>>218567294my god he does have that janny energy lmao
>>218567294
>>218567317Nobody, I only give a shit about BingoBongo and the other retard though
>>218567173 keep spamming the same argument faggot
They're casting witchcraft on the fridge
>>218566898
>>218567317Those chopped twins.
NEW>>218567335>>218567335>>218567335new>>218567335>>218567335>>218567335
Did the twins kiss?Clip?
>>218567169Calling other people simps while posting pictures of Walled Nina is crazy work. Don't you report people for posting wojaks of her?
>>218567245>Bam is the host>gets 'killed' on the first night by a Porsche GT3>Jason Goldstriker is back and the 'Bam is dead' memes become real
>>218567343>no shirts for JamesONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
mudslime projecting hard lol
MOVE>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350>>218567350
>>218567133but we DID have poop earlier however to be fair
>>218567240Anisahttps://x.com/diaryofanifrank
>>218567311kek yes best markypost ever
>>218567317JD
>no challenge >no TTS>first night It’s over.
>>218567370CUTE!
can you not hide the chat on the fishtank website? what kinda retarded decision is this?
>>218567305>bingo/bongo card
tfw you're about to convert the whole house to Islam
>>218567315The mole is there, but I smoothed her face out to encapsulate the beauty that I began to feel the very moment I saw her. The cameras put in extra work to make everyone in the cast look uglier. It's something you wouldn't notice if you met Bingo face-to-face in real life, but it's the most obvious trait on the PTZ cams because of wigger manipulation.
>>218567343I'm so glad somebody else latched onto the long puzzles thing that was cracking me up
>>218567431red thing in the corner
>>218567426Pick a side fencesitting faggot
>>218567362>twins stalking in the threshold>Bashir's back turned>knives center frame, equidistant between both partieskino
>I'm gonna take a shit>Okay have fun>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>I'm like "have fun">HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAI love this girl.
>>218567379>Don't you report people for posting wojaks of her?You're not making any sense. Those are her simps that do that and they have a nina simp janny that does exactly that.
>>218567528Personally despite women like her, but I can't help but guffaw at how retarded she is. How the fuck has she not finished the ONE drink she brought in yet. It's been a couple hours.
hope 30 days isnt too short for this cast, it seems good
>HAHAHAHAHA
>>218567528hear that tone? he said he's gonna take a shit and i said have funhehehehehehe
>disgust>anger
>>218565107I'm sure they think they're very clever for this.
ICE COUNTING LETS GO
>>218567804Bam lost his shit when they told him
how come the girls got whole bags?
>can't hear tts at allHoly shit they didnt test anything.
>>218567983They never do. They got lucky in S2 cause of the carpet and never bothered again.
this show ran out of jokes
