The German girls from season 1 edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir or Vicky are going to be eliminated-- Bingo is a whore-- Fishtank restreamer got fucked by Jet>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5BAKE AT IMAGE 100 FOR MAXIMUM BUMPNigger Bake >>218725250
take me back to Freddy
>>218731293>Bashir or Vicky are going to be eliminatedAnd how do we know this?
busting fat ropes to creature
bingo is beautiful
>>218731326keyed
>Slightlyhomeless
>>218731323Jet said it on the basement cam. Something about them both having the most fucked up plants known to man
>>218731293BINX BAKE CUZ IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218731332Were the twins homeschooled?
>>218731339Nigger we got binx in the bake. relax
>>218731336locked
>>21873133934 btw.
Bexomatic
>>218731282>S1clear roles already revealed, Jon was on his fighter arc, simmons moment, baby assassination etc.>S2cole shit, goon tunnel, romance challenges, nearing on the assault moments>S3the fish are interesting from the start already, simbal gaslight, burt jerking off, fishtank reveal and its aftermath>S4rachel abuse, daniel simping for Angie, Direnc and Freddy owning the show from the getgo, assault for the candy by danielall in the first weekwhat happened in S5 worth mentioning? one bodyslam yesterday?
>>218731293what the fuck... :(
>>218731364>rachel abuserachel is the abuser.
>>218731326>>218731336>>218731349I'm a newfag, who is this
>>218731373I know, but the TTS targeting her in bedroom 3 while being unable to leave due to her fatness was hilarious
>>218731293>right is literally Netanyahu with titsKek'd. But aside from that, begone wenches.
I had my 3am hot dog, Jet was wise to pick the perfect time for a snackTime to snoozeYou fags better update the OP news with everything noteworthy by the time I wake up
>>218731376creature
>>218731366>annoying cuck husband who is frankly a riskQRD?
>>218731366Anissa nice but she nontent.
>>218731339There's a deep sadness in her eyes, it's subtle but thereFor all the issues Marissa 'Mizzy' Gill had, she didn't have the same sense of dread behind her
>>218731326Is she a mom yet? She should be pregnant right now
>>218731394>only one who had the balls to steal the Quran>sprayed mayonnaise in every page>poured fish juice in Bash's stuff>good comedy with Head>playing the game between the girl's group and the boy's group>chemistry with everyone and always talking and having conversationsnah
>>218731376Creature. she has massive tits as you can see
>>218731339this nigga still streaming?we're all mizzyniggas now
They can't kick Anissa because she's literally the only person keeping Head interested in the tankIf Anissa is gone Head doesn't give a fuck and becomes nontentThen you have JD, James, Bashir and now Head being nontent lumps taking up space until the next eliminationBest move would be to kick JD, nobody likes him same with Bashir and Vicky but unlike them he is legit nontent
>>218731417kicking the twins would make the most sense because they dont do shit. But they funnel simp money into the show
>>218731366NOT SO FAST
>>218731404>>218731389>>218731349>>218731336>>218731326would even with the ghetto graffiti ink
>>218731364We already had summer voicemails by day 5 in S2S5 I think they got everyone who is as safe as possible because they couldn't have any mishaps with someone actually edgy because there's no Sam to tardwrangle anyone I think S5 is genuinely worse than even S4 1 week in
How would you compare the discussions here now as opposed to season 2?
its already the best season because i dont want anybody to go home
>>218731427This lmfaoimagine calling Anissa "nontent" when the Twins, JD, Landon and Emma exist kek
>>218731439well we're still talking about S2 right nowso
>>218731437S4 mogs this hard, its not even a conversation
>>218731439i basically stopped reading the s2 threads or watching it after cole left past occaisionally looking at it for like 20 minutes then stopping because nothing was happening
>>218731437S4 early content was great, they just blew their load too early
>>218731366how is her husband annoying or a cuck, we haven't even seen him?how is she a risk
>>218731442<3
S4 was just as boring as this shit lmao you fags are the epitome of>OLD GOOD NEW BAD
>>218731445all of them are nontent
>>218731461no it fucking wasnt. S4 went balls to the wall from the start. They had Luke almos knock out Freddy on what day 4 or 5?
>>218731393She's married and has an onlyfansThis is very reminiscent of the idubz situation lol
>>218731461bullshits04 had the fredster and daniel's tragic arc.
>Burt>Letty>Alex B>Jon>Freddy>ColeWould these six make a good Bloodgames?
>>218731411>this nigga still streaming?Barely
>>218731461S4 was literally the most fast paced content season
>>218731439s2 was all doomposting from day 4 to day 42. i don't recall a single moment where the vibes weren't negative. s3 was probably the consistently positive (besides the failed prison experiment) until famous house 2.
>>218731461I also think they miss the older seasons being incel coded af.Who are they supposed to self insert as in this current season?
>>218731468>has an onlyfansNo she doesn't
>>218731461It was better than this for sure. s4 is still the worst. But S5 is actually nontent S4 is probably the season which shit on Jet the most and everyone was shit testing production This season everyone is too much of a passive fucking pussy to do anything at all
>>218731479S2 was good at the start and the end, there were weeks of unwatchable filler between
>>218731339chopped post wall goblino with no kidsyou only like her because you get no pussyKYS
season 4 is for people with low attention spans
>>218731468Link?
>>218731461S4 was a fishtank speedrun you doltThe very first physical challenge was a human centipede crawl around the entire house and that was day four or something. That was a swamp olympics level challenge you idiot
>>218731495hateful
Aryah talking about SpongeBob is literally more personality than anyone in S5And I fucking hate aryah
>>218731523the twins have more personality than anyone not named Freddy or direnc
>>218731510Aryeh's body shape poses more questions than it answers.
>>218731504season 5 is for straight up faggots
>>218731495you only hate her because youre brown and get no pussy. go back to simping for the twins and tayleigh or kill yourself faggot.
>>218731439S2 was full dooming from the moment the fan reveal happened on like day 3The period between Coal leaving and things picking up in the final few days was grim
>>218731523Aryeh was a gold teir fish
so what is jet's plan when the retard he gives the paintball gun to misses and splatters a wall
>>218731539Lol I'm whiter than you and I've never had to simp online for any girl because I'm not an ugly fucking loser and I fuck real women instead of cumming into my hand and sending shekels to internet whores. Kill yourself you genetic dead end faggot.>>218731511yeah I hate pathetic simp faggots like you, although it's less competition for people like me you just disgust me
>>218731553Knowing jet, they're going to give whoever a paintball gun and it's just not going to work at all
>>218731549I loved radio Aryeh. (I also like to memorize lyrics)
>>218731475pretty sure they are done with jon. also hes not really needed, alex b and freddy cover all his niches already. i'd swap him for direncand i'd give letty another role in bloodgames 2, second villain to sam. the twins can take her place in the party
Everyone is angry.
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM THE TJPEDOS AND HAGLEIGH SIMPS BROKE CONTAINMENT AGAIN
>>218731544Things started to pick up in s2 after brian was voted off by the audience
>>218731332
Name my band
>>218731574>the twins againyeah because they bring so much to the showbring mizzy for a role like Trish had in bloodgames, but not as a fish
>>218731574How defeated will Sam be when he has to return as host for season 6 because he's got nothing else going on?
season 2 threads were full of dooming because season 1 fans couldn't handle the pace and how it wasn't 90% boringSeason 5 threads are all dooming because season 4 fans can't handle a slow pace
>>218731589>Like Trish in bloodgamesSo bring her in so we can see her big ass?
>>218731286>>218731475Assuming season 5 turns out well enough and they make Bloodgames 2, they would actually have enough people for an entertaining cast like in BG1. Select season 3 fish + season 4 fish + season 5 fish & potential freeloaders, Bam, Sam (he loved BG and would probably be down for 2 weeks) + maybe guests like Ricky & his handlers & Nina, thin fatty etc. etc.
>>218731598Season 2 threads were full of dooming because nothing happened and they kept spamming that shitty group therapy bit, not because it was fast paced.
>>218731468WHERE'S THE ONLYFANS!?!?!?!
>>218731598s2 was the slowest and gayest season
>>218731600bring bothMizzy can take the role of one of those game NPCs that never shuts up
>>218731589ozempic mizzy does nothing for me. need them thighs.
>>218731600yeah
Bring Bex back for BG2 but she brings the baby and has to keep stopping to breastfeed it (On camera)
>>218731588>makes Emma look as ugly as possible>does nothing to Vicky’s faceWhat’s anon trying to tell me?
Unironically, which Fish do you think have had sex with one or more crew members?
>>218731588Vicky really is trans rustycage
>>218731627vicky is a princess
>>218731638Summer
>>218731638emma
>>218731608>getting filtered by group therapy
Here is the allstar cast for the final season>jon>letty>cole>jimmy>trish>tj (bg)>creature (bg)>alex b>mizzy>kawb (had the heart of a true fish)>luke>freddy>drinec>areyh and dan but they're one fish like the twins and they're handcuffed together the entire game>bingo and bongo>bashidYou can disagree, but this is what a peak cast looks like
whats with all the hate this morning fr its a fresh new dayi didnt see anything that happened last night because i fell asleep really early but i fell asleep with my headphones on and remember a moment of lucid dreaming where it sounded like landon was explaining metaphysics or preaching to me some kind of spirituality stuff idk it was weird then i rolled over and snatched my headphones out of the pc by accident and went back to sleepdid he talk about anything like that last night?whats a qrd i fell asleep right around when they started playing cards
>>218731589i think we both agree that the twins are overhyped rn, but they still are weirdos with funny moments. i think they would be good for bg2
>>218731638Angie fucked ben confirmedMizzy probably fucked Sam
>>218731638>Letty (Multiple, plus she dated Tax/Bic for a while, can't remember which one)>Pretty sure Sylvia had sex with Frank but not sure it counts as crew>Mizzy (Sam)>Burt (Sam, maybe Jet)>Binx (Unknown)>Ellie (Jet)>Angie (Ben)
>>218731653I'd bring Angie too, switch out the twins for Luke
Bloodgames was boring as fuck hope they just dont do a second one
>>218731653They'd never invite Coal back sadlyPossibly not Jon either
I just Really Really want to see Jet crash out on Twitter Today was a good start with showing pornThe eye bags under his eyes are also a good indicator that he's not doing good. I want to see him beg Ice moreI really want to see how far his ego can crumble
>>218731671Angie is busy being a TLP in my bed, sorry. The twins are already there tho, dummy
What style of clothing would Bingo and Bongo wear if they both got new wardrobes?
>>218731654nigga shut yo tripfag ass up
>>218731468Fuck you I got excited
>>218731682you're wasting 2 spots on nontent
>>218731475>Alex B>Binx>Freddy>Direnc>S05 fish>S05 fishthe team could be bigger as well, as it's 3 seasons worth of people, more or less
>>218731692The twins are one fish
>>218731692the twins produce thread content which as important as show content
>>218731680Jon completelly burning the bridge was tragicLetty and Jon are the faces of fishtank. they're like a physical constant
So far, which Fish is the most:>Content>Nontent>Coddled>Crashed out>Being just like Cole
>>218731680>They'd never invite Coal back sadlythey already invited him for bloodgames
omg wheres sam to scold jet for using fake poop and not real poop
We don't really need Season 6. They need to wrap it up this season and move on.
>>218731701they still take up 2 beds and take resources for 2 people.>>218731705and what thread content do they create?shitty screencaps of them sitting around? wow amazing
>>218731679week bate
>>218731707>Contentnone of them>NontentJC>CoddledVicky>Crashed outVicky>Being just like ColeCharity
>>218731707>vicky>landon>vicky>vicky>none
>>218731717you can move on right now
>>218731707>contentBashid>nontentJD>coddledBashid>crashed outVicky>being just like coleNA
She’s coming
>>218731731fishtank must die
>>218731685why the fuck would it come up from that search you midwit
>>218731721What's your point?
>>218731707>ContentBashir>NontentAnissa >CoddledThe twins>Crashed outVicky is not lasting to week 2>Being just like ColeBashir
It's still hilarious the wiggers got fleeced by some 40 year old flip woman out of a free flight on St. Patricks Day after she drained their free bar.
>>218731748>still no link shut up tranny lol
>>218731744fat fucc
>>218731754Maybe they shouldn't have tried to spike her drink
>>218731605ricky berwick would be a good fattius type character with his handlers pushing him around, could easily be adapted to any theme
>>218731771That fucking faggot is disgusting and should not be allowed anywhere near cameras ever again
>>218731771Ricky sucks
remember in other seasons when fish would excitedly scurry to confessional to say something to the camera
>I'll be taking my TLP and leaveing
>>218731707>ContentBashir>NontentEmma and it's not even close>CoddledTwins>Crashed outVicky>Being just like ColeBashir, sort ofarguably Bezoalso>VanceJD
>>218731743We need one more embarrassing season before we wrap things up.
>>218731707>ContentBashir>NontentAnissa>CoddledCharity>Crashed outVicky>Being just like ColeBashir
>>218731743why
Kick everyone but Head, and ask Head to invite his friends and their friends to the show.
>>218731817This man has never had sex and never will
>>218731829Ew
>>218731828If Chris chan can get laid, anybody can get laid
>>218731804Daniel has the dark chud energy needed to win Fishtank
>>218731839when has "dark chud energy" ever literally EVER won fishtank
>>218731843The final should have been Burt and Mizzy
>>218731756epic burn bro!
its just a hateful morningnot a good strart to a fridaywe need a vibe reset
>>218731843
>>218731336she always ooks like she smells awful
This show is lame
Too many normie fish. Even bashir has self control and I had high hopes for him.
>>218731598>Season 5 threads are all dooming because season 4 fans can't handle a slow paceit's the nu gen teenage fans from tik tok and Instagram Reels with no attention span
>>218731871James Drake is the only normie
>>218731883Apart from the twins everyone else is at least normie adjacent.
daytime>FRIENDTANK. YOU CONTROL THE SOUND EFFECT SPAM. WATCH THEM CLEAN UP/SLEEP.nighttime>drunk mild heck house where they're playing middle school pranks on each other and yelling a bit and pouring water (no negative fishtoys)
i like james drake but i wont be fooled thats the point is to like him because hes a plant they arent gonna big reveal shock me.. i was onto him from day 1
>>218731814Coddled is Vicky, you utter retard.
>>218731876Crushes vibes
It's 5:20 am I'm wide awake idk if I should try to go to sleep or just go throw a pizza in the oven and stay up longerI have to make bean soup today around noon
>>218731847There's never been a dark chud before
Fake poop terrorism is a war crime. I will never recover from this betrayal and someone must be held responsible.
>>218731900zzzzzzZzzzzLosing Bezos was a crippling blow.
>>218731917I was about to day jimmy, but he seems more like a dark chungus
>>218731904Don't insult me.
>>218731910Pizza will only make you sleepy. We need you on watch.
cucumberfeet is an autistic retard if he genuinely thinks the twins have AIDs. That post is an obvious shitty attempt at an edgy joke. What a retard. I hate that cunt
Why do they struggle so hard with coming up with challenges for the fish?
>>218731874More things happened in S1 in the first week than in S5 That's how bad it is
>>218731918I don't think people understand why it's so upsetting. It's because it's fake and gay. As retarded as it is to go full pooptank, it's even more retarded to pretend to. I was annoyed when the show went pooptank but was genuinely disappointed when it turned out fake. This is what the show as come to. Fake and gay bullshit to try and go viral>huurrr production didn't plan itFuck you
>>218731950Come up with 5 interesting challenges right now.
>>218731910After decades of this cycle, I now know the best way is to sleep for 2 hours and then force yourself to stay awake for the day. Too bad normal sleep schedules make me go mad so I eventually keep doing the same thing
>>218731949Feet is the best recapper and you're a poop.
>>218731958Gator wrestling Counting riceDisability challenge Pee your pantsEat as many hotdogs as you canEz
>>218731958sonic OC challenge
today makes or breaks the season
>>218731950This season's challenges btw>counting ice (unironically good)>AI game poster improv>dress up nice>take care of plants oops collect plant matterTo answer your question it's because coming up with good challenges requires the three P's>planning>preparation>propsAll of which producers seem to be allergic to
>>218731967Twins would clear and you know it
this season fucking sucks.
>>218731699Bloodgames 2 NPCs>Sam>Ben>Bam Margera>Head>Payton>Mizzy>Luke>Burt?>Ted>Symbal>Sneed>Daniel>Rachel>Aryeh...>Angie...>Bashir>Emma>Anissa>S05 fish>S05 fish>S05 fish>Letty>Ricky Berwick>Ricky handlers>Mints>Bill Ottmann
>>218731339Happy birthday Binky Bonkers!
>>218731980Bam really is gullible
>>218731958Ice cream eating challenge
>>218731958I'm not a person running a livestream that supposedly makes over one million a yearIt's not my fucking job to come up with 5 challenges on the spot for contestants that I'm hosting on my show. It's jet's. And he's doing a bad job.
>>218731958No laughing challenge
what the fuck has Vicky or Emma done so far?other than sob in the jungle room
>>218731959>Too bad normal sleep schedules make me go mad Please explain.
I still don't understand their casting process considering they always get thousand of submissions How the fuck do you cast a nothing like James out of all of those submissions Like I can understand if they got 10-15 and this is the most they could scrounge together But genuinely what goes through Jets brain
>>218731293>Bingo is a whoreWhat happened?
>>218732006Sob in the market
post forgotten fish>wyatt
>>218732012they've been trying to get James on the show since Famous house, they didn't cast him because Mints sent him a email from the fishtank email.
>>218731366Didn't jetty nepo toon say no more fish in relationships after like season 1 or 2 or did I just imagine that
Bad cast. There is no one chaotic enough to drive the show.
somone shoul just bake a new thread this one has been ruined by haters now
>>218731990kino
>>218732021>wyatt>fish
>>218731958super pizzasuper bedcell but with beeseaster egg hunt while blindfoldedadvanced tickling
>>218732025Jet doesn't give a shit about anything he said in the past since he blasts his brain with galaxy gas every night.
>>218732029>haters are ruining the thread!you niggers are surprisingly soft for being mde faggots.
>>218732026trvke. i need a jimmy/jon/alex b/freddy
>>218732012James was supposed to be cast in Famous House but he was one of the fish that got tainted by the email that said "fishtank" on it. They didn't think it was worth risking bringing him on for it like it was alex b. I guess they just liked him enough to give him a chance at this season. He seems like a good guy, but he doesn't really feel cut out for fishtank... atleast not what fishtank has been so far. This season is extremely tame and milqutoast though
>>218732026it's better that way
>>218732024That's drake. Right?Who's the fucking Burger Andy looking one
strawberry
>>218732052>Who's the fucking Burger Andy looking oneJD
Fuck it im gonna go throw a za in
Bam is not a good host
>>218732038>you niggers are surprisingly soft for being mde faggots.i dont like mdeadult swim<toonami
>We carThe twinsLandonJames>We don't carEverybody elseGrim season tbhwyf. We hope the Boingo get coddled to the win, and are able to support themselves with art comissions, or perhaps as vtubers after. We hope Landon gets toughened up a bit, and is more confident in the future. James would be a lot better in season with a more confrontational group. He would've been better used in S3 instead of Ian. Bam is better than Sam, but that isn't saying much. The freeloaders will make, or break this season.
>>218732055HE'S PICKY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218732059Ok JD thenHe's the worstI don't care enough about the chad to get upset over himBut JD is actually nothing
>>218731990bill ottman would be an incompetent npc that gets the heros in trouble
>>218732063he's not but making fun of him for being a gen xer is getting me through the threads
>>218732063Yea, I miss Sam sitting in a corner with his laptop.That was epic.
NO FRESH AIRNO IDIOT BOXNOT ENOUGH BEDSBERRIESNO LONG PUZZLES
I hope Bashir gets eliminated tomorrow and the twins get eliminated next so that I can stop watching this garbage. Maybe Jet will eventually learn how to stop ruining content.
>>218732084Sam being bad doesn't mean Bam is good
Baked Alaska at 12:00
>>218732089It's been 5 seasonsIf you can't learn shit in almost 5 years you're never going to learn anything You could get a university degree in the time Jet has done fishtank
does anyone still have their tree?
Remember when Bam said his wife was going to play cards of humanity with the fish and then never did lol
>>218732087CIA torture blacksite
>>218732091The show desperately needs Sam.
>>218732104his wife marky posted when they were there in season 4, she's persona non-grata
>>218732035>easter egg hunt while blindfoldedfunny
>>218732103They gave up on the tree competition after Bashir destroyed them all in less than 24 hours.
>>218732104It was a goof.
>>218732012They can't have anyone that has a backbone (too much like Cole)
>>218732104She left after there was a TTS that spammed faggot.
>>218731958They had 8 months to prepare…
>>218732071Gay faggot
>>218731958SuperpuzzleBreath holding challenge Eat as many strawberries as you canListening to Bam and Head's unc stories, last one still awake wins
ppl angry about this season are secretly angry about sam not being there dont listen to them best season so far
>>218731958Super Sour SodaCamping Challenge A really long puzzle that’s purposely missing 2 piecesSay nice things about JetVoodoo doll challenge
bam makes me happy to watch and hes recovery to being sober and genuine joy he carries for life now is motivational to me and gives me hope for my own futurethey couldnt have a better host desu
>>218732084Fucking retard over here
>>218731958ok like what if the fish had to do a really long interview with a indian every day haha
>>218732012Have you taken a look at the audition streams? They don't exactly have a lot to work with
Buuhan is rumoured to make a guest appearance some time next week
What is with Head and Bam's style of humor where someone does something slightly autistic and then they totally lose their shit over it>and then he said "Cheese fries" heh heh heh heh heh! get this, he said "Cheese fries" heh heh heh heh! did ya hear that? "Cheese fries!" heh heh heh heh! He was like "Cheese fries" heh heh heh heh!And then just keep looping like that for the next 5 minutes
>>218731964they should throw the 'pee your pants' in as a curveball at some point imo
>>218732188it's like that on any construction site
>>218731958Boxing matches xDD
>>218732188The only funny time that happened was Head made a retarded joke while Bam was standing right next to him then immediately turned to Bam and repeated it.
>haha strawberries>woah guys bam hosting?>believe in this season>lol bashir jumpded on the bar>wow, twins! bingo bongo haha>act depressed ohhh funny>jobs are so fun>they're so interesting>they add so much to the show>they're not forced, stale content that distracts from natural real content>limited, censored TTS>limited, censored content>shit cast>shit crew>house too big>normietank>friendtank>redditankSeason 5 fucking sucks. There. I said it.
Can anyone stop them at this point? They might be the most powerful contestants in the history of the show
>>218732225You are correct
>>218732227>the biggest, most awful, most tragic troll of a contestant in all of FTL's history>i thought my house got destroyed hahaNever should have left the house. Stupid as fuck.
>>218732227>pedophile is a Burtfag
>>218731804>The judge Aryeh just watches with unknown delights and thoughts
>>218732035the superbed was a great a idea, I need the twins snuggling up to James and vicky and bashir head to toe
Landon should go out next and not Vicky, Bashir, Emma or JD. They at least provide some sort of content. Landon literally provides NOTHING other than being a le wholesome quirky chungus wungus. Landon is a fucking FAGGOT JANITOR. Clean it up FAGGOT
>>218732227>bro i thought these minecraft trolls firebombed my house
anything happen overnight?
>>218732262what a fucking retard, seriously
i'm just glad treefingers is enjoying it
YOU FOOL
>>218732188This is standard boomer humour dude
>drops a vibe nuke onto your favorite contestant
>>218732261The autistic retard will always show more potential when forced to adapt than the overly confident alcoholic and faggot muslim.This knowledge is above your pay grade through.
>>218732261This. If these wiggers let Vicky go, they're beyond hope and have actually learned nothing. Landon is forced r*ddit chungus faggotry.
>>218732281i was being a chud about it on day 1 refuding to watch it because i was mad about my life but i gave it a peek and over time i was able to open my heart again and enjoy it for what it isevery character brings their own soul to the show right now and bam is an amazing host and his happy is contagious.head was a brilliant idea to bring on and fits in perfectly.i dont want to see anyone go desu i would rather see them bring another unc in
Ashley <3
>>218732308>don't let Vicky go>NOOOO DON'T RIG CHALLENGES
Got my zah
I am fine with either Emma or Vicky getting eliminated.They don't do anything but sob in the jungle room and play longhouse.
>>218732322I’ve jerked off 10 times already to the webm of her putting in the zyn and sticking her tongue out.
>>218732300Man JD is more of a buzz kill than Buzz Killington
>>218732261Landon isn't going anywhere because bam loves laughing at his autismFUCKIN BANANAS LMAO
>>218732225This would send the mondocord, kiwitrannies, and r*ddit into a tizzy so I have to agree.
>>218732227>Pick on a woman half your size>Get mogged>Everyone calls you a fag>Ragequit the show>"Uhhhh no I thought my house burned down..."KWABOAT
>>218732306Go fucking fuck yourself, Landon is a nontent FAGGOT JANITOR. Literally ZERO content, ZERO! You only like him because he reminds you of yourself, a failure fucking FAGGOT. >>218732342You and Ban that fuck fucking faggot that's fatter than Phil can go FUCK YOURSELF
>>218732215This unironically
>>218732308just keep her in as a freeloaderthey could let all eliminated contestants stay as freeloaders and have them target the remaining fish
I find it funny how people are starting to turn on Landon, hes literally boring zero content.
>>218732308>Simping for a crackwhore
Stop watching this and rewatch Elestanque season two instead.
Cooling off on the Twins, the more time they spend there the more they show themselves as typical drunken druggie foids but with a speech impediment.
you're acting like muhammad
>>218732370fuck off spic
>>218732339stop posting here JD, go back to sleep
>>218732225The store and bingo bongo are cool.
>>218732357That would actually be interesting later on
>>218732368hes definitely not top 3
>>218732370How?
JDtent
>>218732373the first thing we knew about them was they tried to get on the show by fucking Frank and Sam
>>218731293Bot thread paid off mods
nbody is turning on landon >forced narrativelandon chads are doing well and the twins would never turn on him so hes safe>>218732357i agree with this 100%
The only semblance of content that Landon provided so far was when he was getting bullied by Head last night all the retarded imbecile Landon fags were pissing themselves in the chat
When is the elimination? Tonight or tomorrow?
>>218732404Landon spawned strawberryposting
>>218732373You're telling me the AIDS riddled twins who want to suck franks unwashed cock are whores? I'm just hearing this for the first time...
>>218732392When is he gonna get the virgin incels drunk at 2am and serenade them with Sinatra?
>>218732368>>218732404mentally ill tranny avatarfaggotSince MDE troons are moderating these threads you may as well range ban this avatarfaggot
>>218732404Ok coof
Bam is the worst most coddled fish in the show history.
>>218732414I don't really care for Landon but the avatarfagging pedo makes me want to support him out of spite desu
>>218732404
>>218732410tomorrow
>>218732419I don't read avatarfaggot tranime postsI don't care what a pedophile tranny has to say about anything
>>218732422Thanks babe
>>218731958Religious Debate challengeCosplay challengeRap Freestyle challengeTeach Indian Lady English challengeFortnite Dance challenge Super Pizza challengeNap time challengeVape challengeASMR challenge
How would>Sam>Jet>Ben>Bex>Bicflamedo as Fishes?
>>218731958Do not answer this unless you want the wiggers to steal your ideas today btw
>>218732445Based fuck that chungus fucking piece of shit janitor redditor, Landon is a FAGGOT.
>>218732436>SamCommit an assault early on and get kicked off after doing a gorilla nest against a women>JetAlready a fish. Sucks the life out of everything >BenKinda funny. Might stick around to top 4>Bex Sex>BicEarly kick off for shit testing production
>Friday, I am forgotten...
anyone else noticed JD is very self conscious about his giant man boobies? They should take advantage of this and force him to remove his shirt
how is Sam in any position to give anyone life advice
I've been filling up my diapey all day. I just love the feel of shit pressing up between my cheeks.Fuck landon btw.
Brandon Cole Margera should start shit testing production and beating Jet around like he did to his father
>>218732445>>218732451Samefag
>>218732461hes old and his friend has a lot of money selling houses
>>218732464t. Landon imbecile
>>218732436>SamWinner material but loses interest and ends up third>JetSecond to be eliminated>BenKicked for shit testing production>BexFourth place>BicflameQuits in the second week
>>218732460Do you think JD would keep his shirt on if he were forced to do the hot tub podcast like a fat kid in a swimming pool?
>>218732460They should have Head try to fondle them while Bam laughs
>>218732461His dad has money
Fake poop = worst season
>>218732472>mintswins because he got fucked by production
do not engage with the guy posting mio(that anime chick) hes a mentally ill schizo i've seen him shit up many threads on multiple boards with this shit baits
I’m going to marry Ashley “Bongo” Waid and provide her a comfortable life where she can work on her art and comics at her leisure with her older sister Haley “Bingo” Waid.
>>218732293hideous monster
>>218732497Just report him. The janny trannies have gone insane and ban people for next to no reason and give people permanent range bans. If you report this guy you can just get his entire country or state range banned from all of 4chan.
>>218732436>SamWould pull a Cole and quit >JetWould try to quit like Mauro. Would be a creep and try to fuck all the girls >BenFinal 3 material>BexWould get hordes of simps at first until the coalburner accusations>BicflameWould get raped by Burt
>>218732351>Go fucking fuck yourself, Landon is a nontent FAGGOT JANITORA savant shouldn't show his true genius immediately.But the fool who can see the spark in the savant's eyes will respond with anger, rather than accept the humiliating reality of his inferiority.I understand you, anon. Probably better than you understand yourself.Kill yourself, nigger.
>Mints has let through snitch TTS, Ryan Dunn TTS, Marky TTS, and Nepstein TTSWhat does this nigga even do?
Question for no lifers who watch 24/7; how accurate is cucumberfeets recap of the events of the day?
>>218732524Idk I don't watch him
>>218732524I don’t know, I don’t have time to watch those since I’m too busy watching the stream.
>>218732518Jet said on one of his director cam cut-ins that the TTS were being let through automatically
How come they never cast this dumb bitch?
Why are people losing faith in Landon?
>>218732518Give me a boner
Bongo calling Landon a white boy and hovering her stick over him ready to stab at any moment while eats tomato for the first time in his live was pretty kino lol
>>218732524leaves out a few funny moments, but it's way better than AB's slop
>>218732436>SamMajor crashout within the first two weeks, kicked>JetQuits after three weeks because he doesn't like hellhouse>Ben Wins>BexWouldn't go on the show (In a contestant capacity) in a million years but if she did, she'd be quiet yet likable and quit about a week and a half in>BicNontent and gets eliminated in week 2
>>218732524He's been Better than AB's recaps. She's been straight-up slacking this season.
>>218732524he misses a lot/all of the night stuffthey're pretty good i would say easier to follow than AB's
>>218732524I don't watch but the fact that I see one that's 50 minutes long just means he's filling them with nontent padding. There's been like 15 minutes worth of content in the whole season so far.
>>218732537That raises even more questions on what this nigga does. He doesn’t deliver fishtoys like Vance and Temu Chris Lynch, he doesn’t do tech work like Maejok, and he doesn’t do camera work.
>>218732566Doesn't he run director mode?
>>218732524He misses a lot of fun moments and sometimes misses complete parts of the story but if you missed a day its better than nothing. also he never ever gets small details like markyposting in s4 for example
>login this morning>check out jungle room>trash bags everywherewtf happened?
>>218732566he just switches cameras in director mode and plays fart sound effects
Only specific accounts had their TTS let through automatically
Seriously why even support Landon? He doesn't even poop on camera, he's so fucking lame.
>>218731293> -- Bingo is a whoreI demand an explanation
>>218732461>hey out-of-shape semi-autistic nerdy guy with 0 motivation who was raised with college in mind and whose entire social circle goes to college>learn a trade and do work you have no interest in or talent for with people you have absolutely nothing in common with>also don't socialize>trust me, I went to art school and my friend sold cars and hires those guys to renovate houses and talks about how retarded they are
>>218732524it's good for what it is, a nice 1 hour recap of the day, but honestly kiwifarms is pretty good for recapping, i go through the highlights when I wake up and it's good for finding clips to send to the wife
wild randy here alex i'm going to crush your monkeys with my cock. luna, benji, daddy's coming home.
>>218732591Fake Frank Hassle TTS came through and both Bongo and Bingo got excited when it said if they keep Bashir around he’ll go on a date with them.
>>218732591Too much bingo last thread.
>>218732618>if you're a huge fat retard bully, retarded satanic women will love you
>>218732629seething incel frank is hot and charismatic >inb4 any rebuttalyou dont understand female gaze
i am going to no-life the bongo twins once they're out, only fish i've considered following on the outside
JD should be eliminated next, followed by Vicky
>>218732497yea i gave up filtering him years ago he changes his hashes every time
>>218732634It'll give me that fresh diaper feeling FR
>>218732640This but unironically I’m already following them on youtube, twitter, IG, and tiktok.
>>218732658Imagine the twins cleaning up real shit in that tub
Bye guys, see y'all after work
Why is this scat obsessed pedophile talking to himself like we can't see what he's doing?These threads are becoming unusable
>>218732602also>Do you know that scene from The Sopranos where Vito tries to do manual labor and looks at his watch and is passed off that it's not lunchtime yet?>Can you imagine living like that? Like every day? Doing a job that you hate?>AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>OH maaaaaaan
>>218732648get vibe nuked
>>218731439S2 had the most negative reception on /ftl/ by far and it's staggering to me that people who enjoyed S2 post here, because none of those people were posting while the season was actually airingI've noticed that S2 fans seem to appear when the EU timezone goes to sleep
I would say Anis or Emma should leave before Landon but being a boring whore, no matter how ugly, gets you a free pass to the late game in Fishtank.>Landon is nontent too!At least he has the janitor gimmick. I will take vanilla flavored ice cream over ice dust.
>>218732672It's funny how you faggot imbecile Landon trannies have been in meltdown mode ever since people realized that your quirky chungus wungus redditor Fraudon is a fraud
>>218732676I think his advice is more aimed at retards working at a store more then NEETs who do literally nothing all dayand the take away when Nick talks about how utterly fucking retarded the workers he hires are is that literally anyone can do it and it would be an upgrade from what's available now
>>218732671
>>218732690S2 is the most beloved season on /ftl/ and X
>>218732690it's because "season 2 fans" define their enjoyment by the post-season and bant e.g. retroactively calling taylor's appearance on the show one of the greatest moments ever because she got with TJ and became someone to gossip about after the fact
>>218732690it's bantfags, they worship season 2
>>218732697You're the only person talking about landon, no one else cares
>>218732618thanks anon>>218732629>>218732637I don’t think the twins have ever dated anyone. As they are inseparable, no one in their high school was probably courageous enough to approach two girls at the same time just a mere thought of a possibility for a date might excite them
>>218732690No one here gave a shit about season 2 after Cole left
who even takes advice form Sam Hyde?he is a failed comedian who was born into an upperclass family and could afford to go to art schoolhe also happened to luck into crypto and networked with people funnier than him to form MDE
>>218732692You have to be a retarded piece of shit Landon imbecile to think that Anissa is no content, she stole the quran, spilled fish into Bashir's bag, did the hot tub stream and staged the fake poop prankThat's INFINITELY MORE content that the retard faggot of a janitor called Landon provided so far
>>218732721Bongo has definitely whored around as it was the only way she ever got positive attention.
>>218732690Season 2 had comfy late night vibes and likeable characters. The hellhouse chaos was meh and the end got boring tho
>>218732721they say they don't hang out much outside the show, also Hale is a NEET and Ashley works
>>218732724What does he do nowadays? Yell at his phone about Jews?
>>218732690People seem to forget the massive void of content in S2 after Cole was kicked outside of a few days here and there (Mallet incident etc)But desu it was the same in every season, S1 was like that in the back half
>>218732724>>218732741I mean Sam is more popular than ever, more views than ever and still has people seethe about him on a show hes not involved with currently, that's what hes doing these days
>>218732741he doesn't have time to do fishtank, he has more important things to do like saving the west by posting on twitter and making a podcast
>>218732766he's actually playing Oblivion
Yesterday was a late S2 day but at the start of the season. Literally nothing happened. Even the poop that happened was fake. If you got joy from watching people play cards you should kill yourself.
>>218732725Anissa will bloom in midgame, I unironically believe
https://x.com/wigger/status/2034244124463796360Sam is too busy saving western civilization to waste his time on Jets grooming show.
did head leave?
>>218732771If it's so boring why do you watch every day for 20 hours?
You know what we’re missing? Single fish talking to the cameras
That Elon Musk video genuinely ruined Sam lmao
>>218732739huh, I guess they act less idiosyncratic when they are not glued together like on the show..
SAY CHRIST IS KING RIGHT NOW
>>218732786i think he's in the glassroom
>no new fish or past fish because jet can’t afford to fly them out
>>218732798CHRIST IS KING
>>218732771a late S2 day is the fish sleeping for 16 hours because production has been feeding them nothing so they have no energy
>>218732779She plays with shit and got no ass
new ellie update
>>218732739>they say they don't hang out much outside the show...so it's all just an act?
yeah man i like lolitas i like sam hyde i'm a catholic nationalist im based as hell fuck jews mde never dies
>>218732805They already sleep until 12 despite doing nothing but drinking and eating
>>218732817they also said they're co-dependentso I'm not sure they know what words mean and just say things
It’s time to split the twins into two fish
>>218732815Ah the ol’ finger smelling after scratching the pooper
>>218732370El Estanque > fishtankBukele > Trump
Don’t look up Bam’s middle name and James Drake’s last name
>>218732835that would explain a lothttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webm
wake up niggas
>>218732837the play is to keep Bongo as Bongo but Bingo has to shave her head, change her name and do boxing
>>218732838ellie btfo'd the bagel niggers in her groomcord for the jetshroom
>>218732856Based
>>218732837separating them and then uniting them again near the finale is pretty much the only reasonable story arch for themthey remain in stasis until then
I fucking fall for the abby video everytime and it's making me genuinely mad now since I hate her
Does both the people in 100 gecs both boys
>>218732885yes
>>218732885y are you being transphobic
remember that time in S3 when the wiggers directly told the audience not to watch the show because it was thanksgiving? also how many cleanup days where on S3?
>>218732885no
theres only like 10 people in here and half of those are me. fishtank is DEAD
>>218732878Imagine being in the prime of your lifeThe hottest you will ever beYou could get any chad you want And you let pic related hit instead Just to get twitter clout for like 2 weeksWomen are genuinely retarded and miserable creatures
>>218732892Ok >>218732894I didnt know if anyone was Trans or a boy or a girl im sorry please >>218732900Ok
>>218732911you sound so fucking jealous faget lol
Jets a moron. He has some sort of obsession with trying to paint Vicky as "awesome" when she is just a content killer.What typically happens is>Fish does something that annoys Vicky>Vicky retaliates>Fish defends themselves>Vicky runs away and bitches that she is a victim and just shuts down the whole show then proclaims she moggedThere is no content back and forth, and its preventing any tension or escalation in the house. Tayleigh at least just took it stoically or snapped back. Vicky is closer to Rachel if she wasn't immobile and forced to take the abuse. She's no letty or Mizzy, I'm not even fans of those girls, but they were much better sports.
>>218732895the FH2 bit had a good payoff where Simbal was voted off, Kwan broke the fishtank sign and Jet got water poured on him by a retarded amateur pornstar that caused him to go ballistic
>>218732885Look
>>218732903you need to post more ellie
>>218732931Oh my god im gonna goon
>>218732926Vicky tries to do something funny like pouring shit on JD, but gets almost tackled by Bashirthen she spends the next day sobbing in jungle room about how Bashir brutally assaulted her
White men oh my god oh my god oh my god wigger winter turned to squirming spring
>>218732933Here you go
>>218732911jet has clout. you dont get it
>>218732926>He has some sort of obsession with trying to paint Vicky as "awesome"What brings you to the conclusion? The pep talks where they have to gas the fish up no matter how lame they are?
>>218732949Squirting but Squirming also God forgive me
yt bois love shadi
>>218732949Are you on drugs
>>218732962No I have to pee and im stimulated
>>218732942Exactly.Same thing happened with the Kratom during the day. JD destroyed the kratom, she tries to get them back, when she fails she locks herself in the jungle room all night. Maybe Jet likes her because simps then send her a bunch of "Kratom mog" tts' in the jungle room I dunno
>>218732670Dont post either of them keions are pure and should not be placed anywhere near fishtankStop posting them immediately or I will fucking kill you
>>218732911jet is hot when hes skinny
>Sam in chargeShow sucks>Jet in chargeShow sucksWhat is the lesson here?
>>218732952>Jet has cloutHe doesn't really though He's on a tier below someone like ice poseidan The average league of legends streamer on twitch unironically has more clout
>>218732779Remember when people were calling Letty nontent? lmfaoTranny simps are just soiling themselves, that's all
>>218732978That the show can't flourish until jet is removed
>>218732971what about bocchers?
Is it ok to be trans in a metaphysical sense
Bingo is the Burt of this seasonBongo is the Daniel of this season
Shadi cocaine style
>>218732926She's a dud. Everything about her is fine and fun up until she starts the victim playing bit. It kills the vibe and no one wants to do anything when she starts doing it. Worst of all she does it on purpose and fully knows what she is doing, she thinks she is some brilliant puppet master who is playing the game by whining about being a poor girl who is abused and attacked.If she dropped this shit and was just in the game and ready to get physical, she'd be one of the top contestants.She kills the content. Everyone just wants to go to bed so they don't have to deal with her fake crying.
>>218732978It's Vance's time to shine
>>218732954There are global messages implying it, and in the coffesionals last night he was clearly hyping her up genuinely, to multiple people calling her awesome, while showing clear disdain for JD, who didn't really do anything right or wrong vs. Vicky all things being equal. I might be reading too into it, but its just the vibe I'm getting. He praised vicky to multiple people in confessionals last night
>>218732926Her crappy, self hate, negative nelly attitude reminds jet of his gas station whore mother who was barely aroundhe wants to keep vicky as he wanted to keep her mothert. sigmund
>>218732982using Ice as a benchmark isnt really fairIce is the guy who pioneered IRL streaming, he's a giant.
>>218733019I dont like cocaine muchVodka all the way
>>218732978Fishtank was at its absolute peak where Jet was locked in the basement during Famous House and not allowed to leave unless it was for a joke/segment.Jet's friendship simulator is what is not working with Fishtank. Production should remove itself from all the interactions outside making the show.
>>218732978Put Mints in charge
>>218732982jet has notoriety on 4chan and r9k, there's nobody quite like him really
>>218733010bingo is josie but worse of this seasonbongo is the same but even worse
shadi is top 3 hottest fish for full package
They should bring in a black hebrew israelite to harass bashir 24/7
>>218733043bring in that black guy Matan had on his show
>>218733029>he's a giantice is bum tier these days, his former friend and alleged rapist Mizkif surpassed him 100x in viewership
>>218733042What does that mean
>>218733039So does yandere devNot really a high bar you're preaching here
If the season can be saved what they should do is somehow get the other contestants to hear Vicky's unhinged plotting. They could do it like some kind of a challenge where the reward is that you get to see incriminating clips and one of the clips is Vicky in the jungle room talking about how she is faking everything and she is ok with being tossed around like a ragdoll and she is into it, that she only pretends to be hurt and uses shaming as a tactic.Only then they can move on and have a show. If now it's just going to be Vicky going ''ow he hurt me! HELP RAPE!! I'VE BEEN RAPED!'' for 30 days.
>>218733050beauty brains and personality
>>218733042If you're in to feeding and scat maybe.
>>218733030Nice I was drinking vodka last night
>>218733061Oh thank you I think sometimes yeah or something other stuff yeah thanks you >>218733064YIPPIE
Guy who says transphobic in 2026
I always liked the twins, but Bongo's more outgoing personality is making her more attractive to me. I'm a Bongo chad but I like Bingo too. More people like Bingo probably because she's not fat, but in natural lighting like in the Jungle room and when they smiling Bongo is probably prettier IMO.Edit: I LIKE BOTH PLEASE DON"T RESPOND TO ME WITH HATE MESSAGES
>>218733061please stop baiting the retarded hog, it's cruel
Bashir, Emma and Anissa will be the final 3.
>>218733057the easiest way to deal with her crying about being manhandled is to get a female nemesis on to fuck with her instead, and split up the henhouse
>>218733042shadi has a crush on james drake
>>218733063I nunno abour that but maybe if you're disturbed and you have a predisposed fantasy
Pedophile that does the "guy who" bit
>>218733089Projection dont n
>>218733089James wouldn’t accept jet’s sloppy seconds
>>218733041They’re better than Hoesie since they actually have pure souls.
>>218733109what the hell
>>218732926It depends how you define "content". Vicky is the only one "trying" to be antagonistic which is more than what can be said about anyone else. Is that worth gassing her up and keeping her around? Drake, Bashir, Emma, and JD all seem perfectly okay with letting the twins win. Funny that only Landon wants the twins gone.
I have a lot in common with jet Neptune in the sense that I want to shove my cock down Ellie's throat
>>218733083These morons got rid of endorsements and thought the stox would represent fans, but their fans are just high because its a count of owners of their stocks and they have the lowest price so its people hedgine. I will never give Jet a dime of my money, let me endorse a player.
>>218733110>wanting to fuck Frank>pure souls
>>218733122
I think the boomer is the one killing the vibes. It's been downhill since he arrived
>>218733083Sounds terrible
>>218733121I don’t trust a thing bashir saysbut otherwise I agreet. different anon
>>218733128Better than what Hoesie did to Fatty and Jet
>>218733110I dont care if they're mother theresa. they dont do shit the entired day so they're not fishtank materialif you want to simp for under average disease ridden retards, im sure you can find a mental clinic somewhere in your area
>>218733121If there wasn't a threat in the air of being accused of some violent woman abuser every time someone defends/retaliates against her, people would be much more willing to openly plot and be antagonistic. Things would have escalated much further by now, JD, Bashir, and James all fucking hate her.
>>218733138Good thing vibes being good doesn't actually improve the viewing experience.
>>218733138"vibes" implies friendtank, the goal should be cinematic dramatic tension which Bam and Head completely undermine.
>>218731293I'm not watching this trash. I'm watching Pause, Snack, Continue.
>>218733121she "tries", but reverts to crying if anyone fights back
>>218733160It's day 5
Gooooooonai
>>218733138just wait for the poop shoe, trust the plan
I have come to realize that sam is a cortisol controlled zombie vibe destroyer and Ben and Jet are love and life creative geniuses
>>218733162On that note, has Bezo commented on the doxxing?
Did Shadi abort Jimbo's rape baby?
>>218733174Miscarried
>>218733138
>>218733138Show always gets fucked up for a bit when a domineering person controls everything. Its like s1 Jon. He's entertaining but when its Jon house and he's yelling over everyone its fucking awful
Janny requested a ban so before I take a 3 day vacation might I just humbly say:FUCK JANNIESFUCK FISHTANKFUCK JETFUCK POOPAND FUCK /ftl/
>>218733159>>218733160What I'm saying is that he ruins the vibe because he is stopping genuine conflict from developing because everyone is on edge around him n shit.>>218733170Poopy poo
this is a good season, you niggas like season 4 and bitchtankyou only like the jet casting couch seasons
>>218733172Nobody cares about bezo, haven't seen a mention since the day he left
>>218733160Sam endured pissplay, Bam revels in it.
>>218733180this but freddy
>>218733172I don’t most anons care enough to know anything morehe was there two days ofc you can always join his discord but that would be like stepping into a snake pit
>>218733121Vicky tries to be antagonistic but when she gets anything back she screams rape and cries, which just makes people avoid her. Then she sits alone in a room away from everyone doing victory Fortnite dances talking about how she kratom mogged the fishtank.It's not content, it's just ruining entire days. It's antagonizing the viewer.
>>218733179He's so gross>>218733180Exactly. What makes it worse is the dude just isn't that funny. He's gross and friends with Bam, that's basically his entire personality.
IM A TRANNY AUAUGGJGGGJHH
New bake>>218733187>>218733187>>218733187>>218733182my reaction is picrel
>>218733202We're big supporters of the trans community on here
go in this instead with correct numberNEW>>218733124>>218733124
>>218733221We're extra split now retard.
>>218733083Head will take home the 50k
>>218731453im glad they did cause it got fuckin canceled early lmao piss nuke was legendary
Ugly bad vibes thread.You all need Jesus.The mods were right to ban this from /tv/ when the show is off.
>>218731293unlimited sex on the first world women
Limiting the show to 30 days (with option to extend if it's good) was such a good idea. maybe extension won't be even necessary, tho people will still ask for it 100%