Emma Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Challenge was changed, no longer about plant leaves, now it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting -- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean-- Vicky milked JD>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bake at 140 images or page 10Previous >>218731293
What is James doing right now?
also update on emma please
Ban thread splittersKill thread splittersBehead thread splittersStone thread splittersHalal butcher thread splitters
and what about the twins?
jet status?
>>218733430begging
>>218733430>>218733387>>218733373Same Fag
>>218733522>>218733430>>218733414>>218733387>>218733373same fag
Get Felted
>>218733124you can act like this one is #153
>>218733722really took the time to inspect and edit for a screenshot
mmmmm My smexxy boy Drake cleans up for his friends
>>218734568only one with energy
Drake’s performance yesterday was fantastic, did the girls ever find out he was full of shit?
>>218734558source?
>>218734728Have the bottom 3 compete in a family guy trivia game for elimination
>>218734558she looks like the word porn
How will my fishtank friends react to Chuck (formerly Sneed) Norris dying?
owo
>>218734783they should give him a new acting job every day, only way he's content
i am gonna smoke a big ass cone this morning i recommend others do the same
>>218734858Unfunniest form of discord ''humor''
Slow vibe repair day today?
What's the twist this season?
>>218733124vicky and bashir are the only fish doing anythingJames, landon, twins have small bursts of content jd and anisa do NOTHINGjust rig the count jetsave the show!
>>218734783>Drake’s performance yesterday was fantastic, did the girls ever find out he was full of shit?Emma realized it later in the day.
post s5 most viral clip so far
Crunchy Peanut Butter Candy Coated in Toasted Coconut
They better go hard on a Friday, weekend and what not should be the primetime
I admit I was wrong about Anissa. She's just a void where content should be. The Famous House 2.0 girls somehow did more with less and Anissa actually knows what the show is. She's my pick to leave and I think the show will be better as a result
bashir just wants to hurt women
zognut
>>218734917That the show is exactly the same without Sam (bad).
>>218734961Based Me too
>>218734929There are none yet
>>218734917that the poop was real all along. it'll be revealed in the finale.
bashir>eat>pray>sleeprepeat
qrd on poop gate?
>>218734929this one has 500k views on tiktokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@fishtank.live.clips/video/7617987355672169759
>>218734929Either youtube search has gotten worse or the clipping situation is beyond brutal. Sorting by popularity these are the top clipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8Jg_r8FA0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YckX-JPmJ6chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osNeLE1MMMw
>>218735009This nigga shittin beans
>bashir niggers getting increasingly more nervous…
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774016256468397.mp4...and it would be all Jet's fault, not the people who exposed him btw
>>218734980
Ben needs to put his beanie back on to regain his aura
>>218734939caramel ice cream scoop in a waffle coneMMMMMMMMMMMMMMwith strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEI love it.
>>218735019people really like those spray bottle clips huh
>>218735043It's cause retards want to spam their waifu and cant after the image limit.
>>218734949>She's my pick to leave and I think the show will be better as a resultIts not really her fault that Jet has given them almost nothing to work with. We long ago had shit like the swamp magic in S2. We're a quarter of the way through this season and there is nothing memorable about the season. NOTHING. Just minor shit like Bongo saying she wants to kill everything with organs or Vicky getting shitface drunk on night one.
>>218735009thats what tj calls binx
>>218735019I thought Emma was gonna be so much more thick skinned after her chud moment and then she cries when Bashir confronts her what a bitch
I keep seeing you guys say this season is shorter, by how much? Why is jet doing a real slow boil if he has less days? Wouldn't you want more fishtank type content since your show is shorter this time around??
>>218735030Not nervous in the slightest. I'm hoping they send him home so everyone's crying that it's boring as shit and Emma and Vicky are just picking out of a hat who should leave while Drake, JD and Landon do nothing in the background. I'll just smile to myself and know that I was right.
>>218734943let's hope so brother
Jet did a good job. He is truly an amazing showrunner.
>>218735081you need judge for swamp magic
Bashir is boring as shit
>>218735081Jet isnt responsible for making the fish be entertaining. The fish have to rise up and make that effort and develop their own story lines and they just sit down drinking Monster for hours all day rather than strategizing with TTS and running their own bits to cultivate a fanbase.
>>218735103Chud
>>218735089this is fishtank type content
ALERTJAMES IS FUCKING EMMA AGAINST THE KITCHEN TABLEALERT
>>218735143He is directly responsible for casting though so it does fall back on him if he picks duds time after time.
>allergic to any dude showing signs of trouble in the auditions >up basically casting 4 retards and a harmless low t normie chad who will cause no trouble.>first challenge comes and immidiately it's a longhouse landslide.cole will haunt this nigga forever
>>218735143Jet chose these people over thousands of others
>>218735081It's not her fault but at the end of the day someone's gotta go home. The drawback of being a quieter behind the scenes player is that you can be seen as very boring and nonessential by the viewers even if you don't end up anywhere near the cross hairs of the players. It's a give and take thing.
FLICK THE BEAN LOL
emma and drake are the main characters this season
>>218735143Strategize about what?
I just think she's neat. I do wish she would wake up sooner...
reminder not to watch cucumberfeet’s recaps he goes to bed at 12 and misses all the content. You have to wait until the next day to see what happened and by then no one cares.
>>218735151yeah you know what it actually has been 5 seasons of this exact kinda stuff, you are right my bad.
>>218735019lol that's why emma had to hang out with her all day
>>218735188
>>218735143>Jet isnt responsible for making the fish be entertaining.That's weird, I remember him saying many many times during S2 that the fish shouldn't worry about "making content" because "that's production's job". Also, Jet is directly responsible for casting these people so he should have had a vague idea of what kind of role they'd be playing in the house based on their audition tapes.
vicky and emma are the main characters this season
last night was my first night watching the twins sleepwas pretty comfyI like looking at her dark hair splayed out over the pillow
why does anyone like emma
>>218735223Are you forgetting someone?
>>218735146What's Chud about that? It's not anti-women, I'm belittling the male players who do nothing but passively react to everything going on around them. The mentally retarded twins that are barely in the real world are more proactive.
season 2 had the worst cast by far and it was still good, season 3 literally had 2 people
>>218735244BBC loving nontent
>>218735223lowkey im feeling like this is true. everything revolves around them
>>218735174>>218735182Sure, but how much can you really know about a person from a video interview? Ultimately it's up to the fish to actually do shit and anissa and emma just do nothing>>218735200Increasing their popularity obviously. The more engaged they are with the tank and the more storylines they're part of the more indispensable they become.
>chuck norris is RIPThe fish will never believe it LOL lets tts them about it nonstop
How are we feeling about bam
>>218735223nah
>>218735019these comments man...
season 4 had the worst cast by far and it was still good, season 5 literally has 2 people
>>218735233Yeah, it's nice. I'm not looking forward to when the season ends and I won't be able to go about the Vizio-to-live solution. Typically, the seasons do get archived, so if all else fails than we can buy a 10TB hard drive and download specific camera sets. e.g. Bar PTZ the first day to the 2nd week, Dorm from the 2nd week to the 3rd week and so on.
>>218735289it’s a beer
I don’t understand what Jet expects to happen by putting relatively normal people in a house
>>218735089It's 30 days when before, a standard season was 42 days. Survivor did the same thing from 39 days to 26 days. It's so they can charge just $10/month for a season pass so people can watch the whole season on one payment.
its gonna be a GREAT day.fishtank friday!!i hope u got your popcorn and hold onto your seat!doomers go back!
>>218735295Why are their eyes constantly bugging out of their socketsAre they high on adderall or something?
It's amazing how a drug addict creates the same fucking environment no matter where they are
jet is really scared about funding huh
Drake rereading his love letters is so adorable
>>218735269Mentally ill fetishfag. Kys.
>>218735319James Drake is the only relatively normal person let's be real hereEveryone else is a bit of a mess in their own wayJames Drake though? He's just a well adjusted dude.
>>218735295One of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen.
>>218735295
>>218735295One of the least erotic things I’ve ever seen.
>>218735269but enough about emma
>>218735324Ah thanks that makes sense.
>>218735319Half the cast is definitely not normal, but they're all pretty even tempered and level headed apart from Vicky.
I will admit it does feel like no one cares about S5 in general so they fucked up something really bad here. Maybe it is because everyone is ugly.
>>218735362hes an actora PLANTdont believe in JAMES DRAKEhes not REAL
>>218735366you should go to a farm
>>218735381>>218735295>tfw no tard rez rat wife Why live?
Is everyone on this show a sam / MDE fan this season?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773983094122984.webm
>>218735349He's like the first contestant on the show that is pure but in a non-autistic way.
>>218735417they literally didn't even put out a fucking trailer afaikI found out it was happening on day 0 from browsing /tv/
>>218735019Whoever runs the tiktok account is a retard. Majority of the clips are just them spraying people with water. They should be putting every weird clip on there. Just a few second long clip of head shoving a finger in Landon's mouth would get good views just as an out of context clip and the funny sound he made.
>>218735417Yet there’s one of you fuckers in every single thread
Bashir, Vicky, Drake, Landon, twins are all good casting
>>218735381
>>218735089>I keep seeing you guys say this season is shorter, by how much? >Why is jet doing a real slow boil if he has less days? Wouldn't you want more fishtank type content since your show is shorter this time around??We're a quarter of the way through the season pretty much. By that point in S1 we had Simmons' ejection and Jon leaving. S2 we had the chip thefts by JC, Summer's meltdown and swamp magic, gator squats, Jimmy's meltdown on christmas making Megan leave, and the triathlon + jimmy crashout #2 during it. Plus it was NYE so that was dominating the day. S3 we were exiting Famous House and all of its nonsense. S5 has basically zero memorable moments for being 25% through the run. All we have is Bam zagnut jokes about food Landon hasn't eaten.
RIP CHUCK
The 1 think im really looking forward to is seeing Tayleigh in Drake's first IG live chat saying she is from S2 fishtank
>>218735431Why?
Oh look, because you didn't remind the retarded fish to tell people their jobs in confessional, they're opening them in the fucking jungle room and not telling anyone. Good job Jet.And Vicky has instantly decided not to do her 9 dollar job to return furniture.
>>218735440no they all are jet neptune fans
sexy
Every elimination should be based around popularity to cut off the underperformers and incentivize wild behavior. Give every female contestant a -30% simp debuff to make it even
>>218735417Not a single one of the girls is goonable, simple as that.
>>218735297SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL FIRE EMMA SAAR
>>218735458>sides Vicky in thereI dont think so.
you cant imagine the day we are having. no reply from eddie, burst pipe, code inspection today. expect a quiet day
>>218735489Oh, and Emma and Vicky are instantly telling each other what their fucking jobs are. What a shitshow, punish these retards.
>>218735494tayleigh and her should fuck
>>218735489>in the fucking jungle roomWho cares about the jungle whores? They will skip the job and just camp in the room all day anyways
best moment so far was James making Emma cry and camera cutting to Head taking a shit
>>218735295I would go ballistic if anyone ever laid their hands on Bingo or her twin sister. They need to be protected at all costs!
Shit Chuck Norris really did die.
>>218735417I think Bongo is pretty. Her hair has a nice pretty sleekness to it and her face isn’t bad.
>>218735489How about refusal to do your job is a write up3 write ups and you have a penalty, like a humiliation ritual specially crafted for that specific person
I feel like I've met tons of women like Vicky in my life but they are usually 50+ and "finally in a good place in my life"
>>218735489>And Vicky has instantly decided not to do her 9 dollar job to return furniture.They don't have to do the jobs, it's part of the game, it's called strategy
>>218735553Bongo is a beautiful and perfect angel
lowkenuinely feel sadge for jet he’s constantly getting framemogged by fishtank he had fame right in his hands but let it slip by being a gooner drug addict now he’s scrambling to save this either way we’re KEKW until this shit is finito
I want my internet friends to know about Chuck Norris dyingAlso Bam Margera died
>>218735533It's the principle. They were told to do it in the fucking confessional so viewers can know, and instead they're whispering about it.>>218735567There's no strategy. The money isn't worth it ever, there's nothing worth buying aside from a fucking toothbrush because they feed the fish for free.
>>218735553This but with Bingo. I just really think she's amazing.
Im 99% sure Bongo is gonna fuck a fishtank fan after the shows over
Good morningAnother shittyday in my nigger fishtank life.
>>218735600there are vapes and kratom
>>218735577thanks claire
Saars, they should have a mini challenge before TTS spoils it to guess which celebrity died. Whoever guesses it or at least gets the closest guess wins.
>>218735609I'm 99% sure Bongo is gonna fuck MANY fishtank fans after the show
>>218735609Possibly multiple. Possibly at the same time
>>218735609>aids house is going to become real
>>218735600Who cares, they are allowed to NOT do the jobs, it's in the rulebook , you don't have to get mad when a fish decides to skip ditch job
>>218735609I’m the Fishtank fan
>>218735643Don't make me tap the sign...
>>218735619The vapes cost so much that your better off just waiting to win one of the challenges since any one of those give like 3x what any job does.
do you guys like the market?
>>218735634TTS already told James Drake
>>218735143it's a joint effort desu, but yeah the cast isn't the greatest. only like three people are actually doing anything. A great cast doesn't need as much oversight and they're funny enough to watch without production meddling. More often though, production has to step up and come up with things to do. If not you get what's happening now or you get late S3 and S1.
whats the deal with them having AIDS? if they dont have it why did their sister post that
>>218735609You need to look like this for bongo to want to fuck you
>plumbing issues>pipe burst in the basement >no running waterHow does this consistently happen
Jet is stressed
>Letty wanted to use Violetta>Jet told her to go by Letty instead>Bingo and Bongo wanted to use Ashley and Hale>Ben told them to go by Bingo and Bongo insteadWho’s better at nicknames?
>>218735672people need to be given shit non-jobs that they bail out on to give "decoy jobs" legitimacy
>>218735689It doesn't matter. If you pair PReP with physical protection then the risk of HIV/AIDs transmission reduces to less than 0.00001%. You're asking about a nothingburger deluxe.
>>218735689you should go on fishtank
What was Drake's task? I only caught "haven't done that yet", so I assume it's shop duty.
>>218735678the majority of the fishtank audience can't even practice regular hygiene and you think they're going to take prep every day?
>>218735609she's very horny, considerably more than bingo
>>218735706Bongo wanted to be Frank Hassle's girlfriend.
>>218735713They buy houses with really shitty infastructure
real talk im from australia I thought Zagnut was a nut
>>218735706Uhhh
>>218735609bingo said she doesn't think she will ever get married but would live with bongo and her husband, gotta go through bongo to get the sister wives
>>218735686I don't like somebody has to sit there all day doing nothing
>>218735736I get that, and that's a good thing. I have no problem taking it daily for Bingo. That's less competition for me.
>>218735755it is a nut, a zagnut is a candy bar made from zagnuts.
>>218735689Their sister thought it was funny. Bongo probably learned about Fishtank and MDE from her. We have Facebook posts of their sister being racist towards Indians and Bongo said the sister wanted to go on with them but she has a 6 month old kid so she couldn’t leave.
Is James paying respects to Chuck Norris?
>>218735762They should get one of the wiggers up there doing it while using their laptop
>>218735713plumbing is built it with a certain number of occupants in mindwhen you suddenly add 20 people to a house with a 20 year old well pump that was designed for at most 6 it just fucking dies
>>218735643>>218735678twins don't have HIV, they told Jet in confessional
>>218735686The market is a good idea, so is jobs. They get more background action happening in the house.
>more choresI’m not watching today.
Drake actually met him, so that's a little neat.
james drake gonna be the only one who even knows who chuck norris is
>>218735713After the first 3 times it's time to blame the people who are involved. Someone who has been part of production since season 1 is doing some retarded shit.
RIP Chuck
>>218735706actually you just need to look like this and do this
>>218735686the idea is good. the current execution isn'tit needs more dynamic products in there. a reason for fishes to keep coming back and something to work towards every day
>>218735854Surely terminally online zoomers saw the memes when they were 5, right?
>>218735143>Jet isnt responsible for making the fish be entertaining.As a showrunner he literally is. If the contestants are boring he needs to find ways to force the entertainment out of them.
is James a plant or an actor or what?he can't be real
>james drake doing a tearful tribute to chuck norrisI love him
Chuck Norris' death is devastating James Drake
>>218735686No. It doesnt produce good gameplay. Either ALL food should be through the market, or the market should be for fishtoys to use on the other fish. It should be like Mario Party shops where you can buy debuffs for the other fish or dog collars or whatever. The fish buying candy isnt riveting.
I miss Rachel.
Rip chuck :( im crying guys
>>218735295why'd they say they need to fix their teeth? they don't look bad, Bongo's particularly in that shot look very fine for all natural teeth. They need to get those moles or whatever on their face removed instead, Bingo especially. Bingo would be an angel with that mole/growth removed. I mean she already is an angel in her own right but it's very unfortunate.>the way she pats the zyn after it's in placelmao so autistic
>>218735890he was supposed to be on Famous houseso he's more of an actor type rather then a retarded freak like the rest
chuck norris from ifunny is dead
>everybody wants a piece of Chuck Norriskino
>>218735802yeah
>>218735888It's both, but Anissa and Emma have both been given opportunities to establish themselves with a storyline and both failed to do so. Emma didnt do anything with the robot woman yesterday and Anissa got boomer harassed in a hot tub then dumped beans. Everyone else is milking their bits better
I went to bed around 1:15 central time last night did anything happen since then?
>>218735934she was literally perfect before the nosejob
He just believed TTS? He is too pure for fishtank
Do you think Bongo has a bush?
>>218735955Ben gave the twins drugs and said it was for lucid dreaming.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.Too bad he never cries.
Make a call Jet.
They need to kick JD out, keep both Bashir and Vicky. They're both too much content to leave.
he knows the chuck norris memes
>>218735976She said she keeps it raw.
>>218735955Chuck Norris died.
I used to mock Josiecels for their she's so le pure muh daughter nonsense but now I feel the same way for Drake
I was watching /ourguy/ in the confessional. Did any of the other soulless trash say anything about Chuck Norris dying?I assume none of them give a shit and Bashir will give some fake speech later in the day when he thinks he can maximize viewership and get a viral Chuck Norris speech clip.
>>218735974it's funny that in this case this outlandish "meme" claim ("CHUCK NORRIS DIED! HE'S TOTALLY DEAD!") is actually real
>>218735974>He just believed TTS? He is too pure for fishtankBen told him to go into confessional and make a tribute
>>218735988what happened to her eyes?
If anyone but JD gets eliminated I've officially lost all hope for Fisthank
chuck norris was booked to appear in the tank for this weekend, why does this always happen
>>218736036Emma and Anissa are worse. JD is hampered with his voice going out. He's bottom 3, but third from the bottom
>>218736014the difference is josie was absolutely 100% fucking fake, a degenerate poseur furry disgusting animal abusing whore and degenerate>>218736022it's just popular makeup style for japanese whores/e-girls/whatever
>cut from James crying about Chuck to Head releasing a giant meaty shart infront of Anissa's face
Jet only has a couple of days to fix this before the season is officially a flop
>>218736036yeah same i'll probs stop watching
i WILL fuck bongo while bingo watches
>KEY LIME PIE
>Heads awake for 5 seconds>starts talking about poopHe’s gonna deliver all of our poop needs
I don't get the sexual attraction to the Bingo Bongo twins because they look like they're just going through puberty in the worst way
>>218736014>>218736056josie was definitely faking it after they got their phones back
Hot take: a berserk tattoo is pretty cool when a turbo normie has it, it's not okay for an internet kid like richard smalls who should know better.I've never seen or read berserk so I could be wrong.
>>218736052Anissa has dog in her. She just hasn't shown it but she has potential. Emma i agree is nontent. but JD, JD is just a turbo reddit faggot that needs to go.
Season 5 is in freefall. We need a content weekend.(3/15 spike was the Oscars)
>>218736079He's a sick fuckWouldn't be surprised if he unironically has a poop fetish
James Drake is the best. Genuine dude. I wish I had friends like him or at all.
>>218736052What does the fat slob Vicky do other than fill some childlike fantasy dream that she will somehow love a dork like you because she’s a dumb fat bitch?
>HE NEVER HAD STRAWBERRY IN A SHOE
HE COME ON THE FISHTANK SHOW TALMBOUT "i'm a picky eater"THIS NIGGA NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY
Was anyone else gifted a free season pass last night?
>>218736105>Anissa has dog in hernot unlikely
if vungus or reptar get kicked, they need to bring in a non-bam adjacent freeloader to fill the void.
>>218736141Anisa fucks dogs
>James Drake used to be a teacherWhat a wholesome man
>>218736092I love Berserk but those brand of sacrifice tattoos are so corny
>>218736129do you have to do anything to get them like /redeem or does your account just change
>>218736092No tattoo is cool. If you have tattoos you need to kill yourself. It's extra cringe when it's tranime, even more cringe when it's edgy ''I am le suffering'' tranime tattoo.If you know the context of the Berserk thing, it's as cringe as it gets. You may as well get a DAMAGED tattoo on your forehead.
where is wee man
I live in a european town/village with a population of 3k people, Head looks exactly like the village pedophile only he's not 6'5 like our guy.
feel like today and tomorrow will be make or break of the season, if no crazy twist or kino elimination rigging has happened by Sunday S5 will fail
>>218736165I have no money stuff in my account and my card isn't connected to fishtank either and I still got it. Someone was gifting out hundreds of them last night
Why do you think Jame's wife divorced him?Too nice? Wouldn't choke her in bed?
>>218736107Zoom out. How does it compare to other seasons
>>218736184>the village pedophile
>>218736092i like berserk but the tattoo always gay
>>218736092FACT: the only time its acceptable is in tribute of a loved one like your little brother
>>218736201from the documents it looks like he divorced her. probably cheated or something
>>218735968true
>>218736117She has meltdowns which are funny. You need a spastic retard to get overwhelmed
>>218736188>someone gifting hundreds of season passes>to something like fishtanklmao they're gonna get fucked by some fraudulent card shit somehow by their payment processor in like 1 week, mischievous devils
>>218736201Wasn't there a mugshot of JD shared on here? What did he do?
>>218736201She unironically needed moreWomen are fucked up
I remember reading chuck norris jokes here like 20 years ago
>>218736245She had a meltdown (1)Now post your bmi
>>218736254I'm not even using the season pass I'm using the pirated streams I just accidentally left the site on last night when I was going to sleep
>>218736201She was probably a really hot whore that seduced him and he didn’t find out until later she was a total whore
>HE NEVER HAD GREEN EGGS AND HAM>HE HASN'T HAD THEM HERE OR THERE>HE HASN'T HAD THEM ANYWHERE>BAM I AM BAM I AM>YOU HAVEN'T TRIED GREEN EGGS AND HAM>NOT IN THE FISHHOUSE NOT WITH A MOUSE
>>218736260dui
>>218736260JD is a different guy but james drake got a dwi
I think landon grew up without parents and that's why he hasn't eating nothing but french fries
>>218736293
>>218736293nice
>>218736052Emma at least brings in dough via plushieswtf does JD do?
>>218736334he's also autisticmight just be pampered ARFID kid
>>218736334More likely he grew up with parents who never said "you'll eat what we cook for you".
>>218736203Not even as many posts as S4's high point with the Oscars spike. But the background /tv/ traffic went from 35K/day to 20K/day since S1.
>>218736334he was probably one of those kids who would throw a tantrum if he had to eat anything but his favorite foodmom gave up and just said "fuck it, you want cheese fries? have all you want. I quit."
>>218734917This is what Vance replied "dude" to by the way. Not the elimination cocklips.
>>218736376how could a parent never feed their child corn?wtf did they have for thanksgiving or christmas?his parents literally didn't love him
>>218734897>>218735330>>218735419Hey Austin, can you go back to your Betty containment thread in /bant/ and stay there? Thanks pal.
>>218736334It's an autism thingt. another autist also named Landon who went through a very similar situation. I did eventually try other food and I'm still expanding my taste (no pun intended) but it took forever for me to try.
>>218735770They should marry twins and all live nearby like next door.
>>218736334He has a whore mom and his stepdad got arrested for meth. He had parents but they were shit.
help me come up with a "james drake once met chuck norris" joke
>>218736334he's just autistic and probably had (garbage, shitty) parents but they just let him eat what he likedwhen I learned that all he fucking eats are cheesy french fries I was like "oh, he's ONE OF THOSE"he's far from a rarity, plenty of picky autists with their absolute bullshit mental deficiencies allowed to go unchecked and enabled by shitty parents
>>218736293LOL
Bam > Sam
>>218736376yeah white trash families (no offense) dont really grow up with 3 piece meals or something esp not if you had parents into hard drugs you are lucky to get food. most middle class normies dont get it
Sam > Bam
>>218736420why did your parents name you that?
>>218736420It's weird what autism things are universal. I'm pretty autistic but I've always had a varied diet. It may have helped I grew up cajun and poor so there was very few options other than random shit neighbors cooked.
>>21873628522.4
bitches be scheming
>>218735686Classic wigger idea that sounds good but falls apart immediately from its own shitty flawed logic
smokin big know im talm bout
>>218736420That's when you override the autism and force them to eat normal foods like a normal person instead of letting your child run the show and grow up to be mocked for his autismThat's what a loving parent does, prepare you for the real world
>>218734558slam pig sex
>>218736437chuck norris read a love letter and the letter cried
>>218736371>Emma at least brings in dough via plushiesSo she's simp baitJD, prior to his illness, filled the dead air by refusing to shut up and commenting on shit. He isnt a wallflower like Emma
>>218736476>Men together:>talk about each other>Women together:>talk about the men
The truth is it doesn’t work without Sam. Sadly
>>218736488yeah I know and my parents didn't. Now I'm a loser lurking these threads. Thanks parents. I still love them though
chuck norris flew to alaska and the mountain jumped off him
gee I can't wait until emma and vicky plan an attack on bashir for several hours, fail when they finally attempt it, bashir retaliates, then they complain about him touching her for several hours afterwards
>>218736512So go watch the older seasons with Sam in it
>>218736437James Drake met Chuck Norris through the telephone and his house exploded
>>218736512we NEED Sam to kick the door down to the junglethis women longhouse must end
>>218736450If you're going to post, can you at least post cute pictures of Betty whilst you do it.
>>218736495Imagine those hangers flopping during the act. The belly jiggle. heaven.
>>218736488My little cousin is like this because my aunt is a shitty single mom. I and my parents have tried our best to get him out of it but even at 13 he refuses anything but French fries and nuggets and his still shitty mom doesn't give a fuck. At the very least the food is so nutritionally deficient he's not overweight.
>>218736463My mom loves Michael Landon (a jew) and Little House on the Prairie is her favorite show>>218736471it is really weird. Although I'm glad you didn't have to experience the Autism diet like most of us did.
>>218736531yuup
>>218736524kek
Chunk Norris raped a nigger.
>>218736512I havent missed Sam at all. When it's a fan season you just end up with dick riding and "MEMBER MDE?!?!?!" They just need to ramp up the Bam pranks. I dont understand why they arent doing Viva La Bam shit
I only watch the twins. They’re still sleeping right now by the way.
>>218736531these bitches are exhausting
>>218736573They don't have Viva la Bam money.
who ready for a cozy day in the jungle room?
>>218736334If he grew up without parents he would eat whatever is available. Orphanages don't give a fuck if all you eat is dino nuggies.This is a normal autist thing. My sister has an autistic kid and after a while she just gave up and gives the kid the same 3 foods because that's the only thing the kid will eat.
>>218736408bettybugs are so easy to troll lol
>>218736573the reality is bam is too old now
>>218736538This was discussed yesterday, Sam prevents longhouses from occurring while Jet encourages itLook no further than during FH2 when Jet was watching the longhouse scheme to vote people out and posted pic related, then they voted out Simbal, then Sam came in the next day and got rid of voting on the spot because the guys told him they felt like they couldn't do anything because they were at risk of being voted out
send him in
>>218736573Bam said the only reason he did any of that shit was because MTV would just throw money at him so he knew no matter what damage he did to the house or anything it would be fixed up. Wiggers aren’t offering infinite money so most you’ll get is fake poop or his infamous piss well idea.
>>218736512>>218736573Sam would just work out for 20 mins, then spend an hour on his laptop.Yell "CHRIST IS KING" at Bashir, then seethe when he replies "Yes, I believe Christ will be king."
>>218736512Sam would have given us poop throe by now. It's what the fans want. Poop throw.
>>218736606this is karma, bitch- simbal
Yesterday they asked the twins if they could travel where would they go and they said Hawaii and Alaska. I'm not trying to shame them, but are there people like that in America that just don't really know the world, even tourist spots, so they say the most exotic states? I didn't think anything of it until this morning when I was thinking about how they both mentioned a state instead of like Italy, bahamas, or even something more general like Europe etc.
>>218736541no i only got like 20 she wont let me have anymore
>>218736629S4 counts as a season without Sam
>>218736606dumb fucks should have sealed it off. wigger incompetence knows no bounds
chuck norris shit in the jacuzzi it was real poop
Somebody tag in Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde, if you can hear us, please Sam Hyde, please save us, please save us Sam Hyde.
>>218736630what do they pay mints for? what does he even do?
>>218736623need a clip of this
>>218736632!
Bongo will fuck half of /ftl/ once the season is over.
>>218736618Heh, right, "troll".
chuck norris made the zagnut try him
>>218736634Bingo said she hates Australia and Australians Bongo said she doesn’t think white people are allowed in Japan
>>218736238Must have been some nasty cheating to make him so suicidal
>>218736619>bam too oldhttps://youtube.com/shorts/uoeCMA3vFU4?si=dlAmTNrCLl4Aofq3No such thing
>>218736634yeah I mean america is huge and varied and the majority of them can't fathom leaving because they don't usually travel further than a few states away. hawaii and alaska are beautiful places though
>>218736623>proud of something big brother has been doing for 25+ yearsjet always reveals his own ignorance
>>218736601>>218736619Viva La Bam was low cost bullshit pranks It would cost less than $30 to get a steel garbage can and some fireworks and set them off in the dorm at 5am https://youtu.be/QhuJLXCLAIs
>>218735208He was possessed by a Jinn
>>218736662Mints is their comfort woman
>>218736634It's basically impossible to get a REAL ID.
>>218736662porn
>no toilet>no showerWhere is the poop bucket, production?We need a poop bucket.It's the kind thing to do.
>>218736634america is just that much better. dealing with the occasional foreigner in the US you realize how much the rest of the world is gay
>>218735208>seeking bashir missle
>>218736662Mints is a willing hole for the wigger poz loads
>>218736687it was probably with a black guy
>>218736606>DUDE you just used a toilet when no one told you that you shouldn't?!
>>218736634I mean they live in a desert, the most exciting place they could think of is the State that's considered a beach paradise or the state that's considered beautiful northern mountains. I don't see how that's weird? Should they just be a weeb and say Japan or pretend to give a shit about old European houses? Most people don't give a shit about boomer cruise islands like the Bahamas or Cozumel or shit like that either.
>>218736719I would pay Jet at least $1k to get Bingo’s poopoopeepee bucket.
>>218736704that would just make emma cry
we want poop shoe not zugnut jacuzzi
>>218736704nigga they were shooting cannonballs and making their castle into a skatepark. I know not pranks but that's where all the money went
>>218736743I would pay Jet at least $1k to BE Bingo's poopoopeepee bucket.
>>218736606they didn't fucking test the jacuzzi toilet???
>>218736674rent free
>>218736634Who wants to travel to shithole europe? lol
>>218736734I think the idea is nobody should be using the toilet in the room with a camera anyways.
>>218736704the budget was 300k/week
>>218736606it's not fishtank til the basement floods at least once
>>218736632heh no shit
>>218736712Took me 1 day at the DMV
my warehouse fishtank house build would never have any plumbing issue because i'd just use a giant pipe heh thats what nobody did
>I want Vicky to go home because she makes me cringeHate these types of people, cucking content to make friend simulator.What's next, keep Brian and Megan and send tayleigh home?
>vicky's on her periodof fucking course she is
>>218736634It's based and practical. Traveling to other countries is messy. You aren't a citizen, you don't know anything about the country, you don't speak the language.I am European and if I have a choice to travel anywhere it's going to be somewhere in Europe. I don't want to think about the logistics of trying to get into America or have to deal with arabs in Egypt or harass people with English in Japan.
Why did they not ensure the plumbing works before starting the show
>>218736623This is actually even funnier in retrospect because Jet copes by saying everything after Week 2 in S3 sucked (not entirely wrong but it's directly because of his incompetence and inability to be a decent showrunner)
>>218736634there's realistically no reason to leave the USwe have every climate you could want, every kind of vacation spot you would wantthe only reason people every leave is because "yoo, you can get an all expenses paid trip in *insert murder capital of the world here*! you can literally drink as much as you want FOR FREE!!!"
>>218736772
>>218734558did the mormons get to her too
Bingo and Bongo have risen from their slumber!I can’t hear them because Head is screaming.
>>218736758Then obviously I'm referring to the low cost ones like opening a door and throwing a pie at someone Fact remains they arent even trying to use Bam in ways that would make sense for Bam. He's just asking them what their favorite fruit is and reiterating aspects of the show
>>218736767That's literally you though. I came back from vacation and it looks like you had a severe meltdown again in my absence.
>>218736772dude, people would flush shit down there BECAUSE its on camera>HEY VICKY, I AM GOING TO FLUSH DOWN YOUR MONEY
>>218736785>you've seen piss slinging>you've seen fecal flinging>now prepare for the menstrual blood bath
twins said they'd start fucking with the girls last night so that's something
>>218736773The later seasons when they turned the house into a skatepark. They did plenty of low cost pranks that built up the Jackass brand
>>218736606so they're doing another camping challenge
Now they're giving them free water, nice shop jet!
>>218736623Jet STILL thinks voting is good btw. Sam was visibly pissed at him talking about it during the RV trip but just couldn't get through Jet's thick skull.
they're opening a new room todayproduction guy keeps going in and out of the room connected to the kitchen
>>218736829yeah clothes n shit get flushed every season
>>218736819ok but fruitposting is pretty funny here at least. but yeah you're right
>>218736334He talked about his family situation a bit, he lives with his mom who's a druggie whore and his step dad got arrested for meth so CPS took the other kids to live with his grandma, but he was over 18 so he stayed. It's a combination of autism and general neglect.
>>218736859
when is jeetbot coming back? also, it's funny how much jeetbot hates jd. everyone hates redditors.
>>218736859Next room that’s either the goo room or the game room is in 2 days.
>>218736859nah the site says the next one isn't for 2 days
>>218736784tayleigh was complete nontent until after jimmy got kicked (halfway through the season)
What is everyone's job today?
Jet is moving to kick, lmao.
>Youtube is done for.>Kick is cool.
>>218736904s2 was nontent most of the time, but without tayleigh there it would have been worse than s3
>>218736883damn that's sad as fucka lot of his quirks are from being a neglected autistic kid
>>218736893oh, way to ruin itI've just been using fishtank.rip
>>218736898her grilling him yesterday was actually pretty funny
>it is a dishonor to yourself and your family if you help people financially>but it's perfectly okay to scam the elderlywhy are jeets so fucked in the head?
>>218736859The new rooms are all upstairs. The rooms in the kitchen without a camera are a bathroom and a storage closet. It might be something plumbing related since that's still fucked.
Imagine Bingo going hawk tuah
>>218736857Voting is fine but only if its like survivor and theres teams and you are forced to vote out a teamate.That would make people want to try hard and do well for their team so they arent seen as a weak link
IP2 Tank
https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://kick.com/fishtank
>>218736929It was all wrapped up in a gay story he told when he was drunk and awake at 5am about how he was having a rough week and some slut from school stopped talking to him because he was annoying and it broke his friendzoned heart.
@jetHave a livestream on youtube with a card telling the viewers you are on kick.comdon't be retarded
gonna lose a serious chunk of the audience
The likelihood that it just becomes IP2 and Sam Pepper shit is going exponential
they should've just staying on their own siteidk why they even bothered with youtube
just downloaded the fishtank app on my android and the cast button doesn't even work lmao TV fags stay losing ig....
>jet loses his poll to move to kick from youtube>does it anywaypolls don't mattarules don't mattachallenges don't matta
letty w
I’m just going to watch Bossmanjack on Kick instead.
Us much as you want to shit on Jet for making the move to Kick. Its just the better move for them for the money.
>>218736974This. I don't understand why you would not fucking do this, retards will wake up in the morning and think the stream is just down forever.Honestly, Kick could work well as long as they don't get too much negative publicity from people saying "nigger" on the show. If they were smart they'd rig up the TTS on the kick site.
youtube is a pain in the ass to deal with. I don't blame Jet at all
they could probably get a good amount of new viewers on kickit's already edgelord twitch
>>218737008people paid for that btw
What’s happening to Landon lol
Who’s more profitable between Emma and the twins?
>>218736906
>>218737003lmao u gave ur data to jet nice
landon's shirt is cool
retard jet
>>218737057Janitor, again. He did such a good job the first day that they're just going to make him the fucking janny forever. Hope he wigs out.
lmao, giving him janny again
wn2b manifesting high functioning autist twins to marry bingo and bongo and keep them safe together away from the fishtank community.
>>218737064he can have my whole dick and balls i don't give af i just want to watch the tank on TV
>>218737075Yess thank you Jet funniest bit and hes finally finding out after 5 days
>nigga had to eat one strawberry and is completely defeatedfucking kek
>>218737085Looks like he already is lmao
>he's literally about to cryCLEAN IT UP JANNY
How long until a paid Stake gambling challenge?
>>218737075>uniformhaha yeshe hated the pilgrim suitI think he hates uniforms
>>218737075>Reward $28Jet, have we taught you nothing?
I hate the kick interface. It's one of those things where 80% of the screen is taken up by bullshit. I don't like this shit where you go to someone's channel and then it just loads what they think you want to watch when all you want is to go to their videos and check the last upload. Then when you put on that 8 hour livestream on to listen to in the background, the site doesn't save where you left off.
HAHAHA LOOK GUYS LANDON'S A JANNY AGAIN!!!
WTF Bashir passed away?
>>218737057this is the villain arch
>>218737098hot
>>218736770Europe mogs America when on vacationAnd I'm from North America
>going to KickIts over. Genuinely.
Hey little buddy, how's it going today?
he does it for FREE
>>218737075>uniformthis is good.
Predict how gambling will be integrated into the show now that its on Kick.>Win a challenge>Get to gamble>Keep the winnings
>>218737091That’s meI’m going to marry Bongo and we can take care of Bingo. They’ll live in my mansion and get to work on their art all day.
>>218737062market early, market late and robot helper are fucking TRAAASSHHH filler nontent
>>218737132why not go to iraq / africa instead?same shit
>>218735042what was he exposed for? grooming the contestants?
Pray for these two after the show. There's some real scumbags and sickos in this community.
I respect real life janitor thus I respect landon
>>218737144$28
>i cannot escape thisdamn.. i feel bad for Landon now
>>218737156they bring in a slot machine
>>218737181they'll be fine
>>218737008>>218737138they're fucking retarded for not going to kick 2 seasons agothey made a stupid joke about getting a kick deal when Sam was still doing his e-begging fallout 3 streaming grift but it was just a jokethey missed out on tens if not hundreds of thousands of free dollars by not getting in on the kick partner program a solid year+ ago>>218736985>ip2ice poseidon is not ip2 you mongoloid>sam pepperlmao no it won't sam pepper is fucking irrelevant
>jet with his tail between his legs streaming on kick instead of youtubeRING IT UPKICK W
>Are you janitor again?How did they know!
>>218737075oh awesome now they can play that unfunny ai song again
>>218737181Josie was fine. They will be fine. Fishtank fans dont leave their house
>>218737156Reminder that Christian anti-gambler Sam Hyde is profiting big sums from this.
>>218737193C'mon boy now pick it upLanden loves cleaning up
>>218737091They need twins so they both have their own hubby but they're so similar it doesn't drive them apart
tell these faggots to stop talking about their jobs jet
>>218737181I’ll make sure they’re well cared for.
>>218737156>win a challenge>50 DOLLAR PLINKO BALL ON STAKE DOT US THE PREMIER SOCIAL CASINO, KEEP THE WINNINGS>bingobongo 1000x it
>>218737204WOAH BUDDYSUFFAH NEP'TOON
Hey little buddy, how's it going today? Landon is your name. Scrub-a-dub-dub boy, clean it up, or that stain is just gonna stay! Hey little buddy, now we're having some fun. Scrub it all up with the suds! Let's go Landon, pick it up. Landon loves cleaning it up!
>>218737203>>ip2>ice poseidon is not ip2 you mongoloid>>sam pepper>lmao no it won't sam pepper is fucking irrelevantI dont watch any of that shit so forgive me for the inaccuracy. I'm just saying it's gonna involve more of those types of guys
>>218737217it's got funny when jet started singing it
So uh when is the kick stream version of the show going to be up? I thought they would switch over and have no delay.
>>218737156kek at least a couple of retards in the audience will develop a gambling addiction once the show starts promoting it.
Head can literally only talk about shit now lmao everything he says involves something coming out of his ass
>>218737156taylor fucking jet cam
LANDON JUST UPGRADED GEARenchanted jumpsuit+1 increase to scrub a dub dubbing
>>218737203Every time I see a poster discuss these e celebs I picture them so disgustingly heinous middle aged and fat and spiritually devoid of any sort of humanity. Its like the only thought in their head is ice poseidon banging two cymbals together over and over. Same if I see you say Andy dick or cyrax or any boomer lol cow bullshut
they need a new Landon janny song
>>218737254it's cool when james drake sings it because he has a great singing voice
>>218737156Not every stream on kick needs the gambling. Kino Casino does great numbers, kick owners live them and despite the name, have 0 gambling.I don't get why people think it's just the gambling stream website. It's also the saying the n word stream site.
>>218737254that was the most cringe shit i've ever seen Jet do and I closed the tab. Ruined my fucking night.
>>218737244HE'S FAT!
>>218737272No joke if you tell an autist something like this they will actually believe it and become more motivated to do the job.
>>218737275They should just play 16 tons in whatever room he’s in
>>218737248J*t doesn't that on suno you can just take the same song and change the lyrics. He could have easily spent 10 seconds making another version for each contestant instead of reusing the same gag song
>>218737259Dude was definitely molested hard by a really really cool cousin who imprinted this personality on him permanently
>>218737253Jet already basically begged Ice through a proxy to get them a Kick partner program deal and Ice outright said "just stream and they'll reach out I could reach out for you if I know the channel name"I doubt Ice will personally involve himself. Sam might try to leech because it's what he does but Sam is practically irrelevant.
>>218736495God I love slampigs
>mindrapes Jet so bad that he becomes a kick streamer
the website is all kinds of fucked up with clutter overlapping clutter everywhere
>>218737156Sponsored segment with Taylor. I Full Believe!!
I like the ai song. I don't want them to overdo it with ai songs though, but the "Landon loves clean it up!" at the end of it cracks me up because I imagine Landon seething at the passively condescending nature of the lyrics.
>>218737295>I don't get why people think it's just the gambling stream websiteBecause Kick was only created due to Twitch banning gambling streams
Why are the twins drugging everyone? What are those pills?
>60% vote against kick>move anywayvery good idea jet
>>218737361when you click on a cam you can still see elements in the background its so fucked
>>218737361i use https://classic.fishtank.live/
>you can't say slurs on Kickwhat's the point of this site?
Was this the post that pushed Jet over the edge?
>>218737382Caffeine that they bought from the market
>>218737339Ice is a major fag, got scared to have YOBA near him because people were saying he was racist.
>>218737237same here bro, not even simping just want to see them succeed
>>218737382laxatives>>218737390he should just take gambling sponsorships and install slot machines to promote the sites
Not wanting them to do the best move and go to Kick (Its the correct decision) Is so fucking disingenuous. You cry and sook all day about the show, you care about the show and want it to do good. This is a move in a positive direction.
>>218737272they lobotomized this nigga
>>218737379Yeah but it's not just that. It's like think twitch is just the whirl titty streamer site. It's leaving out shitty vtubers and political hot take channels.
Guys.... i don't think he likes being a janitor anymore :(
People like youtube because they can seamlessly switch from the site and throw youtube on the TV. Nobodies going to do that for kick
emma sucks
>>218737414God I want to see Bingo filling her diaper with fresh poopies and then a challenge to see who can clean her up the fastest
>>218737398you can, even though the TOS says otherwise.
Holy shit get the /x/ fags in here stat
>>218737398You can. All the top streamers like Clav and the orbiters say it
>>218737440they don't make any money from youtubeand those people aren't pay pigsso who cares?
>>218737440yeah exactly why youtube is better
>>218737440You think Bam's wife's mom or whoever she said was addicted to the show is going to switch to Kick?
>>218737315I wish I could live in whimsical autism world for a little bit
>>218737156Admit it - he'd be the best freeloader the show ever had.
>>218737295Kick was literally created by Stake in response to Twitch banning gambling. Even if there’s other stuff there it still has that initial reputation.
What's a shame is they're probably going to fuck it up. It's just going to be the youtube stream on kick, with no way for youtube retards to know that shit has migrated.There's a big audience of retarded kids on kick who would probably love this shit if they got into it.
>>218737434I thought he liked cleaning upThat's his life's work right there
>>218737444A jewish black dude's wiener yes
>>218737379Now twitch advertises gambling sites.
fucking lazy muslim
you can watch kick on tv. my sony bravia has a kick app
What does Emmas job even mean?
they need a team challenge to break up the girls stat
>>218737440Yes and its a good archive on a site that is easy to use and used everyday for other purposes. I'm not going to kick just for this, and it sucks I can't just load up a youtube vod like a video if I miss something at a later time.I get kick has vods, but Im assuming they expire like twitch
>>218737440It's still being restreamed on youtube
>>218737462This. Kick may be a weird scum hole but there's money there and people Jet may not have reached. Also from what I know of the owners, they'd be willing to reach out and work with Jet.
>>218737483>>218737434When he walked away from confessional his last words were ''i cannot escape this...''
>>218737476during that era definitely. i haven't been following him lately. isn't he back in jail?
>>218737478Kick reach is big. Don't sleep on the reach they have by streaming on Kick.
>>218737505they need a team challenge in general
>>218737501I have no clue. putting them on the site is a good move but not elaborating on what they mean is classic wigger incompetence
Yo can you guys post your bingo bongos screencaps I want to make a little fanart
>>218737476>watches his stox fall>"DUDE THAT'S NOT FUCKING REAL STOP PLEASE DUDE STOP"
>>218737349
>>218737434He's gone full Dan. he's over this shit
Ramadan is over, he will rise
>>218737456TwinsTwins come in pairsa pair is also the number 22 can also be doubled2 times 2 times 333 = 666666 the number of the beastIt's a satanic show.
They need a janny for the kick chat to stop people just spamming rip all day.>>218737526It's a very wide reach, but it's a hard show to get into and given it'll probably max out at 200 viewers, I don't know how much visibility it'll get given everyone else on kick is botting.
GET HEAD OUT OF THIS SHIT AND YOU MIGHT STILL HAVE A FUCKING SHOW
>>218737555kek
>JD: News Anchorwut?
landon's OD green jumpsuit is actually hard af, he needs to put that mf on if he wants to aura farm
>>218737533true
>>218737440dont care for poors and techinbreds
>>218737555>IT WONT LET ME WIN!
>>218737478Sam Pepper tried to do his own Big Brother thing on Kick and it was a massive failure because he half-assed it and everyone already fucking HATES Sam Pepper. Even as inept as the wiggers are it wasn't as half-assed and grifting moneygrabby as Sam Pepper's bullshit big brother attempt, which shut down in less than a week. Kick gave him money to do it too.But this format absolutely has potential with Kick audiences especially if Ice gives them a shout out or involves himself. If Ice actually involved himself it would be an easy 7000+ viewers over night just for his presence.Jet and Sam should have moved to Kick forever ago. It shows how fucking stupid and out of touch Sam actually is in regards to real streaming, with Jet (and Josie and Burt) following his retarded advice. Even Letty, Mizzy and FUCKING ALEX B were smart enough to move in with the Kick crowd. Letty and Mizzy have both without a doubt made infinitely more money than they would have if they just streamed on twitch or youtube after Fishtank.
even the twins know that the robot job is fucking retarded
>>218737181>bingo bongo after the showis going to be sad. Unfortunately I doubt anyone will give attention to their autistic obsession with drawing shitty child like art. thats clearly what they do all their free time.
>Andy Warski and PPP walk into the house
>>218737574Don't think that the wiggers and Goran are above view botting.
>>218737573Really puts Frank Hassle breaking character to tell the black lady in Season 1 "This is a demonic place" with genuine fear in his voice into perspective
You have five minutes at a dinner table with Jet to give him your big idea.What do you do?
>>218737631would be pretty kino
>>218737574>I don't know how much visibility it'll get given everyone else on kick is bottingEveryone on every streaming site is botting. Jet and crew will have to pay for bots like everyone else instead of just putting whatever number they want on their own website.Ice mused "why are they fucking with youtube anyway, they should just stay on their own site" but he probably has no idea they expect 35-70 dollars for TTS and sell the retarded season pass bullshit to let people watch at night instead of just leaving it up 24 hours free access.
>>218737574fishtank pirate sites get 1.5k, it will easily get 2k
>>218737655bitchtank 2 with exclusively TLPs
>>218737608It's all true and I don't know why they didn't at least restream on kick like they do on youtube, but I just don't think it'll grow. The streamer zoomer audience wants to watch names they know, and even ice is a has-been.>>218737664The pirate sites offer a far superior experience.
>>218737655Call Antara and have her show him this
>>218737655pour milk everywherebring in frank hassle to pour milk everywheremake them drink make and vomit milk everywheremake landon clean it up
>>218737632kick has auto view bots regardless of streamerthe viewer count is inaccurate for literally everyone it's like 2-3x sometimes more. the payouts are massive though streaming at all even without subs or donos gets you a lot of money because it's all a funnel into the larger gambling operation funding the site
>>218737631>ADDICT ALERT! JUNKIE ALERT! KRATOM WITHDRAWAL ALERT!
this my first time viewing a Kick stream, chat is just as cancer as twitch streams. youtubebros i'll miss you...
>>218737434His profession is turned into the butt of the joke
>>218737655Make antara win the 50k.
new>>218737688>>218737688>>218737688
>>218737699>WHERE'S ANISA'S HUSBAND?
>>218737655ask if i can go take a piss first because im nervousgrab the gun taped behind the toilet
Can you set up kick to charge viewers per message? Imagine making a cent per message that nobody reads, infinite money glitch.
kick chat is peak. All the seething youtubefags crying about their chat LOL HAHAHThis is how the show was meant to be viewed
>>218737631>PPP's horrid voice with this shitty audioNo thanks, Warski would be funny though, the wiggers should have the "aim aim" soundclip as a VFX for it.
>>218737476>>218737555>Stock goes up>OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD >Stock plummets>starts crying in confessional>i lost it all man dude has cokehead Alex b energy
>>218737631They would do 100% better than Jet but honestly they'd rather just send retards into the tank instead to make fun of them. RTU getting hours of TTSs about eating his daughter's eyes kinda thing.
>>218737716earliest fucking bake ive ever seen
Bongo breastfeeding our children with her massive saggers
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. MAKE A NEW THREAD AT IMAGE LIMIT, NOT BEFORE.
>>218737716Are you doing a bit?
>>218737390It wasn't a vote for whether or not they should switch, it was asking how many would switch.
>>218737716>AND THEN HE BAKED EARLY AGAIN
>>218737655rim his asshole for five minutes
>>218737434Autist just feels like production is targeting him and making fun of him. Which is true. Expect a crashout.
>>218737781>HE NEVER ATE AN UNDERCOOKED BREAD
>I'm gonna give you pink eyeHead is a scat fetishist
>>218737782thats kinda gross even for you abiclaire
Head to his wife: Wouldn't it be funny if you shit on me right now? imagine if you pooped on me right now. poop in the bedroom! HAHAHA that'd be fucking hillarious.
Head has mentioned poop in 3 days more than Sam ever did in 4 seasons
>>218737827wrong
wn2b treating emma like the princess she is
>>218737872wn2b trapping her in a room with Cyrokeen and only letting her out if she makes him cum hands free
>>218737872I like when she eye fucks the camera
>>218737935me tooshe's so sexy
Not a single day has gone by without fishtank having nigger dick references>fat disgusting freak going ''BLACK COCK! BLACK COCK!''what's wrong with them? Remember season 3 with all of them sitting around looking at Burt's dick?
>>218737204they can't crack 200 live viewers tho
>>218738070The livestreams are shit because they are made to milk the same 10 paypig retards. More than half the stream is them begging for donations and calling out donations.>1 DOLLAR WOAH BUDDY! FAGGOT WITH THE 20 DOLLARS RING THE BELLThis goes on for 12 hours. Unwatchable but clearly it works. I used to watch their livestreams but couldn't handle it anymore. They are only watchable on the clip channel.
Don't use their official kick. Do not give those wiggers views
Fishtank is officially dead it's time to wrap it up
