Gooning with Old Heads edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir or Vicky are going to be eliminated-- Bingo is a whore (Too much Bingo simping)-- Fishtank restreamer got fucked by Jet-- /ftl/ now at war with /a/ due to our shitty baking>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5BAKE AT IMAGE 100 FOR MAXIMUM BUMPNigger Bake >>218731293 >>218729597>Side NoteI looked at the archive and saw the threads were at 719 last. If I am wrong don't hurt me (Baby Don't Hurt me)
At what point do we stop saying >ITS ONLY DAY X
when are these lazy fish gonna wake up today?
Head killed the vibes with the fake poop
Waiting on my 3 day vacationFUCK JANNIESFUCK FISHTANKFUCK JET FUCK POOPAND FUCK /ftl/
What's with the threadsplitting?
>>218733225This
the same people dooming will be saying season 5 was the best one, mental illness
>>218733218the day current Iran war ends
>>218733218day 30
go here>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124>>218733124
>>218733231>FUCK JANNIESHey wtf!? If you want to get banned just shittalk Israel on /k/
>>218733245Nobody said this about season 4Nobody will say this about season 5Doomniggers eating good this season
What happened here?
>>218733218Fine.It's week 1.
>>218733255Nah.
>>218733260rape doomniggers with knives until they embrace the post-sam era of unctank
>>218733255This bake came first partner. Let's meet in the middle and use this first then your shitty bake.Pedos like you are why /a/ is on our door shitting up the threads.
>>218733263trash war challenge
>>218733263they killed the production, cut them in little pieces and put them in thrash bags
THEY STILL SLEEPING? WAKE THE FUCK UP NIGGAS
>>218733263Emma had diarrhea
you are 40 year old suicidal pedophilejust kill yourself already
>no whipping your dick out!>toilet cam is on with no warning
>>218733291Imagine how good it smells
>>218733263Bashir and Emma killed almost all the plants right away so they scrapped the green thumb challenge. Bam had the great idea of throwing all the plants in the trash as the new challenge
>>218733294He's not skullhyde
Haley won.
>>218733314believe it or not there are more than one suicidal 40 year old pedophile on bant
>>218733315I miss old Haley. What's up to these days
>>218733313>Jet comes up with challenge>It immediately gets raped to death>He sits there dumbfounded and seething>Blames the fish and changes the rules again to try and rig the challengeWatch him have a melty once he realizes Bashir has broken the system a second time by donating all his loot to JD
>>218733272I will not go gently into the night.Doom will engulf this thread until paypigs learnOnly when Jet is on his last knees begging for just one more TTS may he come to beg for our mercy
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>>218733315Which one?
g
>>218733335>broke the system a second time by donating all his loot to JDIS that was that cock sucking muslim is doing?I tip my hat
Fake poop really ruined the vibes huh.. i think if he did a real shit people would be happier, and the viewers would all say S5 is one of the better ones.
I stopped watching around the time that Jet had the topless woman on stream. What did I miss?
binxio is a good woman letting my homie TJ smash
>>218733335I know Jet is mega retarded but all he has to do is make a few simple rules so Bashir can't game the system again.Here a tip for Jet for free: tell these retards to stop telling their jobs to each other and if they do the money is gone. will make it more fun for viewers and the contestants because they dont know what is coming.
>>218733368Such a downgrade from Taylor
>>218733366benleaks, shadi and the 40 year old pedophile shitting up the threads
>>218733379idk why they haven't done this already
>>218733368shut up man
>>218733380*upgrade
>>218733379>make up a few rulesBashir didn't game the system or anything he just followed the rules of the plant shit and destroyed everything in the first night, It's jet's fault for giving them a challenge that could be done in a hour.
>>218733379nah, it obvious what some peoples jobs arejust always have a decoy job that fishes must do then have the real job always be secret
>>218733368She let everyone hit it
imagine giving the season 2 cast plants in week 1, even week 2no one would do anything, it would actually last the entire week
>>218733401>binx and tj checking her pregnancy test after multiple days of non stop creampies
>>218733423is binx the cat in the middle
>>218733423
>>218733379Bashir is crafty. His people will put a bomb in their shoe to blow up a plane. A Balkan like Jet cannot think outside the box and will always lose
>>218733368TJ is still a virgin and you're still a broke coping faggot.
>>218733359It's a poop show.
>elimination coming up start strategizing>its cancelled>heres plants to take care of>ok all plants are destroyed so just take care of the trashbags they are in>2 fish leave>replacements? never heard of it
uhhh yeah so we're gonna do like one challenge a week....wait why isnt anyone buying the season pass
>>218733423TJ fags are so pathetic. Little cuck really fumbled for the second time.
>>218733218day 31
>>218733463>We have literally lost fish prematurely every single fucking season so far, should we bring in a couple extra as a bufffer?>uh where's the galaxy gas?
>>218733394She's 34 bruh
>>218733484They do have extras as a buffer. They usually have 8 fish and they lost the buffer
>And the Poo wasn't even real maaan, it was a zagnut bar in his pants
>>218733490Better than the scat queen with no ass
i bet binxio made TJ feel real nicey
>>218733459>>218733475TAYLOR RUINED HIS LIFE AND YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY????
>>218733218today
>>218733496>They usually have 8should be 10, so should have had 12 to startHow is scheming and alliances supposed to form when there's like 4 people actively doing anything
>hey Jet can you bring the Indian in instead of the retarded robot bit>"thats like... two hours of TTS man..."
Can you stop trying to antagonize people with TJ you bring hate towards him
>>218733263The nontent room
wn2b celebrating TJ for smashing prime binx
>>218733288These guys have been sleeping since like 6:30 PM yesterday.
How does the fans shit work? I don't see any options to endorse and Jet gave some retarded explanation telling you that if you hover over contestants you can see what their jobs are, but there is nothing like that on the site. Is adblock blocking some shitty scrips? the fuck
>the guy that makes binx ai pics because he's too broke to sub to her patreon is a tjpedoKEK. you cant make this shit up.
>>218733440God, what I'd do to get this Mizzy back...
>>218733508
i for one respect TJ for getting it on (sexually) with that latinx guppy
>>218733534Hi schizo2drippy!
>>218733368he is not your homie
>>218733514vicky is the only one doing anything tho.
Anyone here find the Cards Against Humanity bit fun?
>>2187335301. Its not really fans, there is no option to endorse anymore, its number of holders of that person's stocks, so the people with cheaper stocks will have more holders2. I didn't try this feature before about hovering for jobs, but I assume its because no one has any jobs assigned today yet
you bring hate towards someone who doesn't do anything to warrant it
>>218733559nah i skipped it
>>218733516
When did fishtank fans become such faggots
>>218733423binx cannot have children
>binx cucked TJ againHow do we get our boy laid? If he finally has sex then it's like we all had sex lol.
Bingo is an innocent and pure artist guy.
>>218733397yeah the wiggers dont really think about the challenges they give out
>>218733573how much do you weigh?
>>218733574
>>218733577He definitely fucked Taylor
*raises paw*How does the item selling work? Can you get credits from paypigs by selling the worthless trash? I haven't tried it but it looks like that's what it's supposed to be
>>218733558Don't the twins know about nazis?
>>218733567What and who you talking about?>>218733569I liked it. but you can have your opinion
what did bingo do?i thought bongo was the one who propositioned frank.
>>218733577He definitely fucked BinxBasilisk
>>218733595James Drake sold a radio day one and it has never come up again.
When the boys finally snap, the girls will have no chance against them. The boys will get the bullet on muscle alone.
>>218733405Decoy jobs is a good one, but what i meant is people like Landon, Head, the twins and even Anissa constantly tell everyone their job Asinssa even told people she had to steal 10 bucks from people she was trying to steal from.
>>218733589
>>218733491This doesn’t feel like Fishtank. It’s too high quality, I don’t like it.
I JUST FUCKING HATE HER SOO MUCH. Whose with me??
Give a warm welcome to your new freeloader
>>218733573crazy
>>218733335This is where if Sam was still around, he would just say Bashir is eliminated and not explain why
>>218733637nobody give tj a break ffs
what's the point of decoy bags? the real bags will be the one they're carrying, and if it's not, they'll be leaving the real bag unattended for the boys to screw with.
>>218733359It'll be forgotten by literally everyone by day 10
>>218733649Her reaction when she sees an unsucked BBC
>>218733647sam has never done this
>>218733530click on the green man box icon above the chat, then you can hover over them and see their jobs
>>218733662he did it with brianbrian even had immunity and he was kicked.
>>218733490you're in your 40s and live with your parents bruh
>>218733649Aggressive, confrontational.
>>218733654a woman came up with the idea of course its gonna be some dumb shit that doesn't work unless you are a cartoon character.
>>218733638Better than the boomers because he's easy to hate which would bring tension.
>>218733653She literally ruined his life
>>218733665I had to do ctrl+ a few times for it to even show up. Doesn't appear on 100%
>>218733669Hey, at least my momma cares about me!
>>218733633I've been saying that handheld cameras ruin the vibe of fishtank.Better to be a fly on the wall, It's not good to get so close. The mysterious aura is gone.
>>218733679if you deliberate act in an obnoxious way to bring tj hate i don't really think you're a fan
>>218733638is that zywoo
>>218733573>when in the tank you are given a fair shit at being lovedThen why do they hate my Digga JD?
>>218733668he explained why
TJinx are cute im happy for them
Locking Cyrokeen, Vicky, and Emma in the Goo Room with a single box cutter.
>>218733694I don't hate TJ. WTF BRO? I HATE TAYLOR BECAUSE SHE HURT HIM, DEEPLY. If anything I'm the only one here who truly understands.
>>218733573>you’re given a fair shot to be loved.no you are NOT nigga they will dox your family and tell you to KILL YOURSELF!!!!
>>218733638I would give it less than 10 hours before he quits again
>>218733638>>218733716Why exactly is everyone so mean towards this dude?
this is my favorite Bongo pic
>>218733459nah you're a virgin but tj smashes
>>218733693it's much better for reading emotion tho.
>>218733729give vicky ozempic until this happens challenge
WAKE UPWAKE UPWAKEEEE UPPPPP
>>218733714You know how many broken autists virgins got girlfriends because they were on fishtank? literally all of them
Just ate some whole wheat noodles with meat sauce.Gonna give it an hour to digest. Go for a walk.Take a nice hot shower.Be cozy as hell.
>>218733747yeah dandaman is DROWNING in pussy
>>218733731We're not.
tj never sought beefs so you shouldn't try and bring him them
>>218733731the stuff cryokeen said about trish and when he leaked on stream that he saves pictures of children with their tongue out on his computer that he cums on
>>218733231what are you getting banned for?
>>218733218Day 42
>>218733754you're ready for the goo room.
>>218733739just my opinion
>>218733285wtf I love Vicky and Emma now
>>218733747Broken virgins like Dan and Seth?
>>218733765>he leaked on stream that he saves pictures of children with their tongue out on his computer that he cums onWoah, woah, woah. Is this actually true?
>>218733405Drake having a decoy job yesterday worked very well, but they really need to nip JD's metagaming faggotry of asking everyone to tell him their job instantly. Taping the jobs to the board early worked yesterday, because he's too lazy to wake up first to camp confessional like a faggot.
>>218733754how is this good enough for you?im so depressed
>>218733782OK, but that's not a counterargument.
>>218733756
>>218733731Hypocrite that "quits" fishtank every week.
>>218733757Well people constantly say things that make him upset. It's not nice!>>218733800He's unwell
Nontent night
>>218733794Get some fresh air
>>218733793production should just pay people to lie to JDlike everyone gets a "side quest" to convince JD that their job isn't what they say it iswhen someone meta-games, just change the meta
Head is going home today?
Someone has to make a game move before the challenge ends right? Or are they gonna cuck out.
>>218733794Well I mean I got other stuff going on in my life too.If you're depressed and spend a lot of time indoors I would highly recommend taking Vitamin D+K supplements, one in the morning and one at night, and try to go for a walk once a day, during the day. I know it might be hard to push yourself to get it going but I can promise it will make you feel better.
>>218733823why?
normietank
>>218733824They made the challenge 2 days too long. Bashir will try something today for sure though
>>218733822See, that's funny, but JD would quiz every fish on what every other fish's job is and ruin the bit, that's the kind of joyless faggot he is.Decoy jobs is the only thing that works, but you can't give them to the retards because they will forget after 2 seconds or just not do their decoy job and people will catch on.
How has no one found out Emma’s socials yet?
Guy who takes mental health advice from cryokeen
>>218733850It would be pretty kino if Bashir somehow wins and gets to choose who leaves.
how come jet keeps fucking up? he's an embarrassment to Bosnia.
>>218733855This but Vicky. You can tell she used to be hot and didn't expect to be walled at 29.
>>218733865won't happen, Jet is plot armouring vicky, he wants JD gone
>>218733850Bashir got bitched hard by Vicky being an annoying whore 2 nights ago, he seems pretty content to let her self-destruct and he can't take out Emma because Vicky will defend her.The problem is that nobody else will do anything, aside from maybe JD.
>>218733828>>218733828Clown smacck pussy got me fiending. I live out here in WA, and have been going into venues around Seattle hoping to find smack to ask her out and out and hopefully put white baby in her. I can’t fucking find her though. Where are you Smacck and where did Vance find you
>>218733855we are being duped. most of the fish aren't who they say they are. it's reverse famous house and will be revealed that the audience have been fooled
>>218733872Head is just friendly.
They need to turn the cameras off and do a vibe repair. Bongo keeps crying.
>>218733854give JD the same job as someone else then give someone else the job of convincing the fishies that JD is a liarthen JD will spend all day trying to convince everyone that he actually WAS assigned a job (which he was) but no one will believe himalso put a shredder in the confessional and make fishies shred jobs as soon as they read them
>>218733873I could see Bashir keeping Vicky for content.
Some of you need to get a skill
can we get a bongo crying compilation dayumm
What's the fog machine in confessional for?
>>218733880>You, the audience, are the fools this season!>fishtank dies and Jet dies of a overdose in three years
>>218733885>Bongo keeps crying.good. she's been coasting.
>>218733842boss niggas we feastin
>>218733874I think fucking with people's luggage is a huge handicap on people. They dont want to be like vickey carrying it around everywhere.Dumping shit in a suitcase isnt even funny.
>>218733897I'm pretty good at grand strategy games.
>>218733870They were found and you are exactly right. Very sad
>>218733456smooth
>>218733907mommy
>Everyone already forgot about the Reality TV fake poop prankNow i understand why they did it, the audience is retarded i bet people still think it was real.
i wish they would take the cams down for the weekend and do something nice with the fish, then start strong and fresh on monday
there is dangerously low amount of anissa creepshots in this threadwhat gives?
Are cotton shirts and blankets considered plant matter? All clothing except the plastic shit or leather should ne considered plant matter for the challenge
>>21873350729 going on 50
>>218733928For every person who tries to explain it's fake there's another 10 brain addled retards flooding in and asking if its real
>>218733747Literally none of the autists from season 4 got laid after the show
>>218733693Live handheld for s2 cole would be so funny though, imagine all the crazy fucking faces we could've had in high quality
>>218733928I dont mind it if it was planned between the contestants but if production knew and let it slide for content then it feels cheap
>>218733923Damn. Link?
>>218733890This would be a good bit, but you need to shred the jobs because he will pull it out after 5 fucking seconds to prove he got a job.Assign JD and someone else to market duty, and they get bonus pay if they get JD to abandon his post.
plant material
Did stuff happen last night? Why are they all still asleep? Usually a few of them are up by now
i just ran 10km i feel superior to everyone ITT
>>218733943
>>218733524I have been assured it's all part of the 160 iq Timothy plan. Once they have enough sleep it'll just fall into place.
>>218733970Nothing happened. They're just tired today, I guess?
>>218733973Heh. Well I just took 4 xans so
Cryo would really poop then feel embarrassed but pretend not to be and then cry and leave. It would be kino.
bring back endorsement jet, don't let paypigs control the game
i dont want to be a loser forever but im 30
I'm a man in my 30s and I hear the word "faggot" around 300 times a day. I hope this continues until my inevitable death.
>>218733989they've been drinking every night for 3 days.
>>218733731
>>218733970they crashed hard after the plant shit and vicky keeping them awake the other night. they've been sleeping all day yesterday too. they have no excuse to be low energy later unless the wiggers are literally out of ideas.
>>218733997He shits in sinks in his mom AND dads house
>>218734000>don't let paypigs control the gamethat's how the show makes money.
>>218733963yeah, they should be shredding no matter what. or just tearing them up really good in the confessionalit should be a high value job that JD would actually be willing to fight for (he would probably just give up the market shift if that's all it was and not care)like $50 or something
he's never had strawberry poop
>>218734008>they've been drinking every night for 3 days.I'm a tradie in Australia. That means nothing to me. Cunts should up by now.
>>218734015After the dud yesterday of the unfunny hot tub bit followed by a fucking card game, I really do hope they've got something decent today. The closest thing to content yesterday was fucking Vicky failing at dumping the hotdog water on JD because Landon cockblocked her.
>>218733616that guy got humiliated by coolandmuscular and bent the knee
Is going to be a content day?
>>218733907saggers
>>218734048we dont know who you are man
>>218734048>coolandmuscularwho?
>>218734034There needs to be more of a penalty for not doing jobs, it's fine to try and fail but the other day JD just went "lol no I'm not being the fun police" and didn't do it.Did Emma get paid last night for helping the robot, by the way? That fucking dumb bitch abandoned it for half the day.
>>218733907>>218733842I hate how attracted I am to hogs.
>>218734069>Did Emma get paid last night for helping the robot, by the way?No she did not. Jet simpy told her "its okay to not do the job if you think X is more important than money"
should I go into trade school at 34 like sam and nick said
>>218734069>Did Emma get paid last night for helping the robot, by the way?no
>>218734069This people will just cuck out of the jobs cause theres no pressure to do them. Ether make money more valuable or give punishments for not finishing the jobs.
>>218733928Nigga I just don't care. I wasn't watching head before it, I wasn't watching during it and I'm not watching him after it. Absolutely nothing changed for me except at some point everyone started shouting for a few minutes and Head made himself the center of attention again for 5 minutes like he does constantly anyway.
Wild Randy is sperging out because he's part of the one community more autistic than Fishtank's and he's panicking because the autist he bank rolled to be on the show is losing popularity every time his retarded community is mentioned.
bezo the type of guy to say "vengeance will be mine"
>>218733654Vicky thought the guys were going to raid them in the night (because that's what she would do). She's too retarded to see the guys just want to sleep at night. She also keeps saying "IT'S DAY FUCKING X!? WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING SO HARD??" and she is always the one going hard.
>>218734100we dont know who you are man
>>218733693i liked it in s2. it almost looks better when it's low quality
>>218734083>do the nontent complainy dance!>>218734100>nooo not my heckin wholsome chunguserino's stox
>>218734115Bongo is very pretty
>>218734090>>218734095Good, I was worried after she started doing a lot with it towards the end of the day and sat in the jungle room doing fucking nothing for an hour because nobody told her to leave.>>218734096There needs to be admin sits if you're not participating, one is a warning, 2 is a large fine, 3 is getting kicked off the fucking show. The whole "production says so" shit is lame if there's no actual reason.
>>218734051I demand a (You) from every /ftl/ poster who has never had a zagnut
>>218734122The low quality eye in the sky style fits the voyeuristic vibe of the show.
>>218734043kek
only time i laughed at landon was for the brief moment i thought they were going to make him clean up real shit
>>218734096I feel the biggest problem is the job pay is all over the place. Sometimes its sub $10 and at that point why bother unless it's piss easy. Challenges seem to be the bigger source of income so why try hard for a shit job with shit pay.
This is first season where Jet didn't cast an obvious woman he personally wants to fuck.
>>218734171emma
>>218734118Nice try randy
>>218734043Used to do 12 hour shifts come home drink half a litre of whisky then be up for work next day. Americans are such faggots now they don't know how to party.
>>218733980>I despise Everything Everywhere All at Onceit's like poetry...
>>218734171I don't think he can get his dick hard anymore
>>218734111It's really fucking lame and gay how she depends entirely on waiting for a casus belli and then goes "uh but you started it! You started it so that means it's fine if I fuck with you for 5 hours because you messed with me for a minute!".I get that it's a caged animal response, if you don't want people to fuck with you in jail you have to stab some cunts, but the sanctimonious self-justification pity party and screeching about how you can't hit girls while she's hitting you makes her an atrocious piece of shit.
>>218734055some random on twitter>>218734068
>>218734069>>218734096People would do the jobs if Jet wasn't bringing up free food, alcohol, and kratom every fucking day and they actually needed the money to pay for shit. Bam gave the fat retard 30$ the other day for doing ten pushups.
>>218734171also the first season he is dating a high schooler
>>218734050it's a (you) guide the action day. they're stalling until saturday elimination.
>>218734152I probably haven't but I know what it is and have seen them. Maybe I did way back when, I don't know.
>>218733647>Sam visibly angry>Jet: Are you fully insane>Sam huffs and puffs>looks down>You know Bashir, I don't know how they do things in SYRIA, but in the US we have an expression >looks up>about to start to charge>CHRIST IS>Bashir launches at the countertop of the bar and vaults over in one smooth motion all agile >all while letting out a scream like a wildcat>pigtails flying in the air>Sam blindsided>outmaneuvered>!!! He's fast>starts to turn around>Bashir shouts>ALLAHU AKBAR>jumps on Sam's back>Sam stumbles>carrying Bashir piggyback>Mints playing sfx>FAAHH>OOHHMAGAAHD>Sam stumbling left and right>ALLAHU AKBAR>pigtails waving left and right>enter>ScottSullivanMMA>ftl goes pic related>tackles Bashir to the ground
>>218734171Bingo
like i’m into jet
What went wrong this season?
the only thing I miss about sam is not being able to see his confessionals with bashir, if he can come in for a day and do that i would be happy
>>218734188Ellie is a pump and dump He's not dating anyone
>>218734171jet will find a way
>>218734115What does the skinny one even eat?
>>218734217Too many passive fucks.
>>218734199playing with dolls
>>218734217this is the only season that works
>>218734217They didn't cast anyone who could shit test production Everyone is very Low T and non-confrontationial This is exactly the vision that jet wants though A house filled with Seths
I don’t see the Twins keeping a large simpbase after the show. They don’t seem like the type to really understand how to properly exploit it. Even Josie and Binx can barely get 100 viewers these days. The Twins are actual mid functioning autists too and I think once that novelty wears off since they’re no longer on a show people will stop caring.
>>218734227Whatever the fat one leaves behind for herTook all the nutrients in the wombTakes all the nutrients out of the wombLike pottery
who is the smartest fish this season?
>>218734171Emma and twins?
>>218734250>They didn't cast anyone who could shit test productionHead has done it pretty regularly and effortlessly
>>218734257Bashir
>>218734255Why does every nigga have to try and be a streamer after fishtank?
>>218734255they don't even have simps just people think they're fun to watch
>>218734281lol
>>218734284jet promises them that it'll work.
>>218734257depends how you mean>more intelligentBashir, clearly>best gameBongo or funnily enough, James Drake
>>218734257
>>218734273Head isn't a cast member that Jet picked, he's just one of Bams boomer friends
>>218734286Have you heard the love letters sent to them? There’s some actual deranged simps out there for Bingo. They really think they can fuck her.
>>218733236Retarded faggots are purposefully doing it to try and get ftl threads banned from /tv/
kratom mog is a lame memethere, I said it.
>>218734287he's in some PHD program everyone else is a literal retard
>>218734257Anissa
Head is a top tier freeloader for being some random guy Bam met in rehab. He’s loud, annoying, and retarded.
>>218734184She's like Letty, Sylvia, and Mizzy all rolled into one shapeless, chinless, kratom-addicted blob.
>>218734250Jet doesn't cast Chad's anymore because in the seasons where he did, the women realized how fucking lame and ugly he was in comparison to them.
>>218734255A few major paypigs would be enough. Binx got some ridiculous amount (50k?) from Binxsknight and she has like 20 fans. Angie got 17k from you know who and she has like 8 fans.
>>218734199Watching Sam interact with someone like Bashir instead of people that are scared of him would maybe be intrestring to watch i bet it would make Sam seethe for real
>>218734333jej
>>218734217Bam.
>>218734339Binx and Angie make goontent for those paypigs. Do you really see either twin doing that? At most they’ll just do silent drawing streams. https://www.youtube.com/live/abZkbkgJoms
>>218734350he's a little baby mancute
>>218733366FUCKKKKKKK WHEN DID I MISS THAT?
What's Bashir's job to afford all the traveling and designer clothes?
>early ttsDid Jet finally tell Mints to do his fucking job Thank you. that double cheeked ginger has been slacking off too much when Jet and Ben are not in the basement.
>>218734378type of guy who bought bitcoin early
>>218734378Rich kid His dad is some famous author. He also has some grants for his school. https://macece.ma/current-grantees-fulbright-u-s-student-research-program/
>>218734369paypigging is indeed a two-way street.
>>218734377it was just a video to get all the youtube-restreams taken down, which is also the most retarded move because youtube is the only way to watch this shit on your smart TV because their website is TRASH on smart TVs
>>218734217>>218734250This. They didn't cast a Jon/Freddy/Alex archetype who are chaos engines, problem is these people shit test the wiggers too much and they don't want to deal with them. the casting process was inherently flawed, it was just lazy and dependent on whether the wiggers found them personally funny.
>>218734378Rich parents
>>218734378>>218734397His grandfather was also hugely important to Syria. Niggas got some generational wealth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_ImadyThis is Bashir’s dad.
How does the fans count work
>>218734257None of them. Landon maybe is the smarter of the bunch. The rest are actual idiots.
>>218734351We already had this with Freddy and numerous S3 contestants
>>218734217No Trish getting fucked in the bathroom and seducing all the male contestants
why doesn't production just have AI screen TTS?they could prevent strategy snitching and also filter shitty TTS's that's just J J J or | | |
>>218734414People who buy stocks.
>>218734412His dads name is Omar Andy? Hahahha I love show lore like this
>>218734403Wasnt even a video. Just a porn photo of some model. I'm sure one of the porn experts here knows her name
>>218734406They did tho, that was Bezo. But fags like you hated him and wanted him off so you tipped of his gay little minecraft enemies to doxx him irl and SWAT his family.
>>218734369Bingo only needs $5 a week for oatmeal.
>>218734414i think its how many people have their stowx but it isnt factoring the quantity they have
>>218734409https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_al-Imadi>He is known for introducing economic reforms at a time when Syria's economy was strongly dominated by the socialist ideology of the Ba'ath Party. He is considered to have been the architect of Syria's economic liberalization policy, known as Infiraj.Bashir’s generational wealth is like Alex B but real this time.
>>218734412his grandfather is crazyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_al-Imadi
>>218734425AI is extremely easy to bypass once you know how. People trick mainstream AI into doing illegal shit all the time so what chance does FT have at getting it to work
>>218734416you think landon is the smartest?
>>218734443It was most certainly not Bezo. He was not going to cause actual chaos and was far more like to ask production to ram his shit than shit test them.
>>218734443You actually believe that? Lmao that nigger just pussied out
imagine if sam was here to sit bashir down in the confessional and tell him christ is king, get jet to hang up a cross and shut down all the muslim prayer music
>>218734461larp you'd have to put the actual bypass tokens in the TTS Message and then you could put everything in but no one does that. an LLM checking "is this mentinoing other players and trying to reveal their strategies" would be trivial and I don't think anoyne would bother to bypass that
>>218734461I doubt it, they would have to make the TTS esoteric to the point where the fishies would have no idea wtf they're talking about
>>218734176Fucking Oath Cunt
>>218734443You really think the spineless discord mod who seethed about being called faggot would stand up to Sam or even Jet?
>>218734412>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_ImadyHe was the disciple of Muhammad Bashir al-Bani [ar], a Sufi Damascene Muslim scholar, from 1985 and until al-Bani's death in 2008.[3]
>>218734403I usually phonefag because I dont stay sitting in one place too long watching the show and it is impossible to use the site on the phone. I havent tried the app but I have heard its the same issues. Massive overheating, battery drain. I would love to use the site so I dont have to try and find a working restream for the show but the site is ass and they refuse to fix it (works on my machine attitude)
>>218734466>Bezo was not going to cause chaos>makes Vicky crashout for 2 days straight???
>>218734479Vintage Vicky
I can't believe bashir and the twins are real
>>218734475How would an LLM differentiate between a strategy and a gaslight? You'd be killing off a huge element of the show and one of the primary sources of drama
>>218734495Vicky would crash out looking in a mirror
the 30 day show limit was a great idea, but I think people will ask for extension (Which Jet will oblige, if it's a popular sentiment)
>>218734414>>218734427So the number of users who bought a stock counts towards the fan # while the stock value is based on the number of stocks bought? The twins and Landon being propped up to the top b/c they attract the biggest paypigs checks out.
jet failedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylv9zm2VKNE
Anisa raped Head who raped Emma who raped Bingo who raped Bongo who raped Landon who raped James Drake who raped Bashir who raped Vicky who raped Bezo
Thank you to playlistfag for making this an easy season for watching on my phone at work now that PPV sucks for mobile.
>>218734495JD causes Vicky to crash out and I'm surprised he's capable of being a functioning human. Causing Vicky to crash out is not a sign of any skill or intelligence. It's a sign of existing and not being a bag of kratom.
>>218734502just have the LLM read what the fishies current jobs arethey already exist in a database somewhere on the site
>>218734465Of the group yes. Bashir larps as smart but he was stupid enough to get the whole house gunning for him. No forethought Vicky acts like she is smart and manipulative but its impotency Emma, james, jd just dont have it at all and not even worth mentioning anisa or whoever else i forgot.
>>218733980why did this give me a boner
>>218734514>So the number of users who bought a stock counts towards the fan # while the stock value is based on the number of stocks boughtPretty muchThat’s why Head is so high. A lot of people bought it since it was low.
>>218734502i mean it wouldn't be impossible to actually actively generate a transcript of everything being said matching it to the specific speaker there's a bunch of services for that, but I don't think it's necessaryAnything with LLMs should have human approval thoughThey don't actually manually approve tts now, so how the llm should be integrated is it puts it in a manual approval feed which adds the slight delay in, but it still has a human overlook it. Having an LLM just roughly flag possibly problematic ones requiring human approval would be trivial to do and get 98% of the bad tts
If Jet wants this season to have any reason behind it he needs to take his fat ass up and throw away all the free alcohol and food hes given out
>>218734515No one is surprised, the porn OBSing is going to have to become a semi-regular tactic for when the re-streamers become too competitive viewer-wise.
>>218734524link please
Wn2b using Freddy's code system
Vicky or Bashir going home will kill the season even further than it's already being killed. Half this cast is just taking up space in the house and doing nothing of note. Nobody wants to watch a show where half the cast sucks, and the viewer count and overall engagement of S5 reflects this.
>>218734550@maejok you could vibecode this in like 5 mins
Is there a clip of when Jet made the twins list their insecurities.
>>218734524>now that PPV sucks for mobile.you need to clear cache, they fixed the mobile issues yesterday
>>218734515listening to this rn while working to catch up on all the shit i missed while sleeping (eurofag), pretty comfy
>>218734578They need to rig it to make sure Bashir stays. You cannot have the only fish willing to play the fucking game go home while keeping couch queen Anissa
>>218734578Jet last night on his director cam/stream acting all cute about “oh man if you dont want them to go home tell someone”Like no jet, how about for once you take control of your show and have the boring nontent literal freeloaders get kicked first. Hate that he acted like that.
>>218734586it was pretty brief if you check the site it should fit in a minute clip
>>218734562Nice try Mints, kill yourself.
>>218734561Not the best tactic though and wouldn't be surprised if acting this way out of concern for short-term view profits kills the long-term potential and dwindles the overall viewer-basei'm particularly concerned with the ex-fish re-streamers (letty, mizzy) who keep a decent amount of simps engaged when they otherwise wouldn't be
>>218734578>>218734593>>218734578now i understand why reality shows rig so much to make certain people stay on the show
>>218734318he prays to allah
>>218734562https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFPk5ONFpYvWsnAYJqm6Li4qtg367uUbv
>>218734578I hope Jet keeps up the tension about who's getting eliminated tomorrow but at the last second rigs it so neither go
S5, like S4, just isn’t the same. Jet failed
>>218734562Why sage?
You know we have said in previous seasons that they've gotten really lucky with some of the castSeason 5 really feels like their luck has ran out And so has Sam Hyde
>>218734515Stop posting it nigger, they read this thread and activity take shit down via DMCA or nudity like last night.
>>218734618I mean they are run very jewishly but those jews do have reasons to do what they do. They know what it takes to get the results they need. Flat out rejecting everything because you want to be the poopoo peepee internet version is not very smart.
Sam always ruined everything but once again him ragint over Bashir being a muslim or Landon working as a janitor would have been funny.He would 100% try to convert Bashir to Christianity.
>>218734632haha yeah man
>>218734640let him cook
>>218734618Big Brother do it pretty good, just get the fish to nominate 3 people to be voted off then have the audience vote who they want to stay
>>218734593Ben and Jet held a basement discussion about this for a few minutes last night and agreed that Vicky or Bashir are looking to be the most likely for first elimination, and they agreed that this would be really bad for the show. They didn't say they'd rig against this, but they should
>>218734318what does he study? you can pluck any random 15 year old from the street and they could write a PhD dissertation in shit like sociology or english
>>218734524link?
Season 5 is kino
>>218734578 Jet tried guiding JD in the confessional to pick someone else than Vicky, he will probably add some rule that makes it so someone else leaves.I think JD is next to go
unironically elimination berry will save the show, MAKE JD EAT THE BERRY
rip chuck norris you would've made a good freeloader
>>218734632I feel like we need an elimination so contestants start taking the challenges seriously, they are just mocking Jet and his challenges at this point. they need to be reminded that there is a 50k reward for the winner.
>>218734632He put himself in a really hard position to rig. Basically every single person has their guns at either Bashir or Vicky. It would take gaslighting way out of his league to point those guns at someone who should be kicked off right now. This is why you never let the monkeys wield the gun, you just run subjective bullshit challenges.
>>218734664They said it was up to the viewers to keep them around. So retarded.
>>218734672fake soul
STOP MANHANDLING ME
>>218734687not even. actual rewards for challenges would be enough
Bashir and Vicky are the only people who at least try to keep this Fishtank oriented, everyone else is beyond nontent. Just whole house of nothing.
A Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, an Atheist, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Agnostic, and a Satanist walk into the Famous House.
>>218734672
>>218734650Youre homosexual. You are attracted to men's penises.
>>218734618Mainstream shows have teams of producers and writers that set up and rig storylines. When you have a production that costs millions, the possibility of the most interesting person going home has a direct cost associated with it. Bashir going home would cost the show a ton in lost income but it's happened before on Fishtank. No one cares about the integrity of the show. People care about Bashir leaping over counters to steal shit and calling bitches Haram >>218734661Problem is the Fishtank audience (the losers on the actual site spending money) is fucking retarded with a capital R. They'd instantly vote out Bashir to "pwn the muslim" then cry that the show is nontent for 26 days. Jet just needs to rig it
Sorry Anisa that was the elimination poop.
Make sure to bake the new threads every 100 images. we want to promote the show on 4chanNew bake>>218734693>>218734693>>218734693
>>218734661This is such a simple solution, beats some dumb multi-day garbage hoarding contest. They could also combine the two as well - tally the viewer votes and then add things like stocks value and competition performance to add to the overall ranking before eliminating the lowest fish.
>>218734707bodytea
How do you get memes on the board?
>>218734702Head is content
>>218734720this was first >>218733124
>>218734720kys
>>218734740>148 not and 721Fix the numbers next bake retard.
>>218734661No thats far too confusing for the wiggers. They cant do that. We have seen the basement its not like they have a whole team of people down there sitting on their computers doing nothing.
James Drake is always up early cleaning up getting his steps in and eating berries and shit
>>218734578Just make JD Emma or Anissa eat elimination chocolate. Or all three of them. They all suck and nobody would care
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>>218734804kys >>218734693 was firstand the numbers are fucked up on yours
They should really just copy big brother fully and get over it. Make the first challenge of the week head of household (call it shark since you don't want to come out in the gay masks anymore.) Have an immunity challenge midweek and then have the shark nominate two people to be voted off. Ez, riggable as hell and has enough interaction with all parts. It's not even that much more work.
>>218734855go to bed, pedophile , nobody likes you
he in the kitchentalmbout "i'm a picky eater"THIS NIGGA NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY
>>218734855loser
we love the twins don't we folks yes we do
>>218734892>>218734946Go back to your pedo bake nigger
I don't know where you people got your rules from. The rules have always been to bake at image limit or page 10.
>>218734966truly
>>218734460oh shit that means my old coworker is related to Bashir
>>218734980you can go to bed now, hope you die in your sleep, bye, pedophile
new freeloader todayyes it is one of bam's friends
we need a couple new fish and a couple of new non-Bam related freeloaders this weekend
>>218734966They’re good women
>>218735133>All freeloaders are fat uncs
>>218733338>-100k there is absolutely no way that shit costed them 100k. also someone has to know more about this, why was it killed, etc.
