unc crashing out edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination TODAY, James Drake convinced people to give him their plant matter to eliminate Bashir-- Plumbing BROKEN-- Liquid shit poured on Head, causing Landon to have a meltdown and for the house to get FRESH AIR-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218778062
>What did *I* just walk into?
fake bullshit
This sucks…
>You smell good, like weed
What'd they do to make head crash out?
lmfaooooooooo bam
>freeloader pretending to crash out to bait ttswow great show. how bout those fish huh?
This is Fishtank now. Just scripted shit
bams wife is the one who came up with cards against humanity
>>218779319>IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY ANYMORE
give unc a toke
>>218779319man hugging a hardbody like that, good memories
>i am not fucking acting for real>*wink*
how can he spit
man, bam's wife <3 <3 <3
>>218779319Elimination at 7pm
>>218779363Nothing, it's a bit.
>WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO?
this feels real to me
Throw a chair through the most expensive window
If you believe this crashout. You have an extremely low IQ
Bingo's dream
There are a million people in this world who want to be in Head's spot.
>>218779363poured out a bag of sticks and shit over his head
BAMTANK = SCRIPTED UNCSBAMTANK = SCRIPTED UNCSBAMTANK = SCRIPTED UNCSBAMTANK = SCRIPTED UNCSBAMTANK = SCRIPTED UNCS
Sooo Fishtank is just Big Brother + Jackass now?
fake poopfake fights
It's fake until Head punches Vance
I love scripted bitsFamous House Part 3
why is goran incapable of appearing genuine? he always has that stupid fucking post meta ironic smirk
I can't tell if it's fake or real
My S5 self insert is going to fuck Bams wife
>>218779375To be fair he could just be having another stroke.
>watching fishtank season 5 be like
gotta give head props though, he has gotten 3 days worth of engagement with his acting antics
>>218779375lmfao
What’ll happen next???? Will bam bring his DOGS?Maybe we can do more fake wrestling bits with head *wink* Haha!!
>>218779389TIGHT
>>218779389bam married a jew?
>>218779382
>>218779399That's what it should be
>>218779355Fuck bam I want Sam Al’s head fake Complaining about finger in throat also when he raped Ladin
Bam ruined this show with his fake faggot MTV bits.
>smells like weed in here
>>218779375boomer are so awesome man
fake as fuck
>>218779319fake n gay bam show
sorry but bam fucking sucks compared to sam hyde i literally don't give a shit when bam shows up and i would plan my day around sam arrivals
>>218779394true. they broke my trust with fake poop, as far as i'm concerned everything is fake
>>218779409You may be autistic
bam is so ass
He's actually a good actor if it's fake
>>218779389damn, SHE PEELED
Bashir would never do a fake bit
>>218779412nah i aint buying it, watch him "attack" cody and he has to leave and the elimination is off for tonight. you can take a screenshot of this.
>>218779439Same
>>218779447yeah, we need sam and sensei scott back asap
faketank
take a shit head
this is retarded, head fatigue
FAKE POOPFAKE CRASHOUTSWHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
He’s ACTUALLY dancing Holy kek
>>218779389I was jerking off on the toilet after taking a shit when I heard him shouting
>bit already deadWas fake anyway, this season is total fucking dogshit
>>218779449It's totally fake, but he did a great job of selling it until Bam came out.
>>218779459take two
fake bongo rape
Warming up on cody
>>218779376kek, almost hit his own foot
>>218779433Yeah it’s horrible porn level bullshit
>>218779439>i would plan my day around sam arrivalsI've been watching since S1, and this is probably the gayest thing I've ever read on one of these threads.
...we're watching this instead of JDtent?
fake scripted shit FAKE AND GAY
didn't head say bam fucked his wife?
>>218779439makes you appreciate it wasn't just sam. it was that sam did things
>>218779448tight ass piece
head is bpd
>>218779399always has been
why does head fake bits so much
>>218779459shit shoe still needs to be done
theres still time to do the shit shoe
>threatening to leave>insulting production
>>218779454Oh this whole bit is fake, I just meant the winking might be him stroking out from the screaming raising his blood pressure.
I miss S4
>>218779375I fucking tuned in because I thought he was actually crashing out and guess what noMore fake poop bullshitThis show is totally fake and gayJet has fallen
Im so pissed off Vicky still hasn't gotten her feet out yet for us
only hampton brandon can save this season
bam's wife is so cute and supportive of bam :)
>He called the cheesy bread "cheese fries"
>Antara takes day off>Tank descends into chaos
fuck this gay acting bit, tunnel rats 4 lyfe
fake poopfake pranksfake crashoutsfake airfake dogsfake wifefake fruitsfake zagnut
Head has to goIt's enough of this fake ass unc
it's a bitfake crashout into fake heart attack
Poop-Gate was such a revealing sign of the show. It really lifted the veil of the show and what's to come. Bam as the host, you should have known it was going to be normie fake MTV bits. This show is dead and gone, it will never be the way that you remember it, it will never be the show you used to enjoy watching.
>>218779389this is what vicky looks like without a shirt
>>218779495Kayfabe is his natural habitat
So the entire show is just Head for 30 days
ZAGNUTTED
Emma has this giant log, is that enough to win?
I think head is an attention whore who just does these fake bits, they should pour piss on him
Bam is a terrible host
So do they share her or something
>>218778088>>218778118>jungle room filled with plants>plant challenge>they're doing the S2 "everyone is a plant" twist but actually doing it right
>>218779505Shut the fuck up Jin/Seth/Dan/The Jew
>>218779495He's just trying to be entertaining in the only way his retarded boomer ass knows how.I don't mind a fake bit like this that isn't involving the other fish.
>>218779516fake cheese fries
i think this is meant to be a distraction for bashir but hes too depressed
>>218779514its the victory tunnel and guess who just climbed through it? the twans
It feels like Bam/Head are meant to be the main characters this season and the fish are just there to fill space
>>218779427Bam cuckgera
>>218779530no the boys have multiple huge tree branches
>>218779513I missed her she is the only actually funny bit of the show
Another unc script WAnother unc script WAnother unc script W
>>218779526THE TANK IS STILL REAL TO ME, ZAGNUT
So I hate this gay show now. fake poop crosses the line
>>218779400I need chaos, like actual chaos. This shit is so ass. I'm actually losing my mind. Yet I'm still watching. Fuck me.
>>218779508He would swing at Jet kek
>>218779531piss will get in his head hole
this fake and gay shit sucks
im still a head head
Holy shit, the fake TLC / MTV acting tier crashout, into braindamaged Bam and his tranny plank walking in.Television tier content, Fishtank is fucking dead.Fuck Bam and his friends.They're getting picked up by TLC after this faggy display.This show is a rotting, rancid corpse of its former self.
>>218779534Yeah, they fucked up big time
>>218779530the fuck did she eat
>>218779513
have any nudes leaked?
>>218779439he isnt even a host. he just hangs around.sam would actually host and direct the show
>>218779530Where did it come from? Is it a fake decoration?
>>218779549true
>YOU HAVEN'T TRIED SMOKED PENGUIN HAUNCH?
the bit is real, head smoked 3 packs the day before he entered and has hardly smoked at all since entering the tank. was the vicky crashout fake too?
>everyone is an actor and a plant>they do nothing and nothing happensBravo
Bam fucking sucks
prove it was fake you can't
>>218779530Emma took a giant log and that's why the plumbing was out
>>218779519the production clearing the house of alcohol every morning should've been the tell.bam time is normie time
Bashir is already accepting his fate. Its over.
>>218779439This is because sam is a good host, but /ftl/ is not ready for that conversation
Bring back Sam, Bam is okay but only on MTV
>>218779534absolutely
drinking water for bashir rn
>every season 5 doomer is one of the season 4 cast members guys it's over, go chat on the site with the paypigs they'll be happy to see you
>>218779562its the only thing that will save the season
If Darby ran in now and dunked another bucket of shit on head I would lose my fucking sides
Anon was right, Bashir really is the Muslim Simbal
I'm tired.
>>218779586yes
They need to have a ben convo with head about his fake bits. This is getting out of hand
>>218779584
>>218779575
Congrats JetYou’re pushing the envelope with this stuff man wow. Washed up idiots who still think they’re on MTV. I bet head can’t wait to watch the episode where he EPICALLY crashes out !!! Which was real btw
>>218779599
>>218779530uh oh
DOES BAM KNOW THEY GOT FRESH AIR LAST NIGHT????
>Bingo so hungry she's excited for a piece of a fortune cookieBIngobros...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774044839035136.webm
>>218779567>Television tier contenton /tv/, the television board??? now way!!dumb faggot hahahaha
>>218779571Ok this is the best thing everStill not buying a season pass though
>stop complaining about the fishes not suffering enough>have a scripted head meltdownNice job neptroon but we're not buying it
>>218779561It's isn't a real season if there isn't a lawsuit threat.
>>218779576>sam would actually host and direct the showrevisionismbros?????
Here comes production running into the thread to gush about how epic sauce W this fake ass shit is
>>218779599he got dat mints swag walk
>>218779623fake dog
>>218779575Why are you asking to see Head's dick are you gay?
>>218779516Fake cheesefries, too
>>218779630She woke up and begged for meat, she's going to starve to death
>>218779571she's carrying this season
>>218779571I love this robot so much idgaf
>>218779635he would prior to s4
>>218779610Famous house and it’s consequences
It became obviously fake when Jet went upstairs.He would never confront anyone that's actually smashing shit.
Head's great
Fake and gay bam prank show. I'd rather watch Steve-O's woke podcast at this point
>>218779624>CultureADVANCED>RunGENERATIONAL>AirNOT FRESH
WHY IS JET ON CAMERA AGAIN??
>>218779589>this is fishtank now
Jet just straight up telling this retard he needs to do something lmao
>>218779609nah that's jd
>>218779654it's AI the whole season is fake
Bam is just there to put eyes on the show. He's a name.
>>218779630This hard to watch
guys im starting to think only the first half of s1 was good and everything after was abysmal dogshit
>>218779654its a funny bit they actually commited to for once, that is if they keep using her hopefully
>you have ten minutes to make content>no, I'm not going to
>>218779495he was crying
His big plan is to just let God figure it out?
bashir is so cringe
God said GTFO. Enough muslim coddletank
>>218779656
fishtank was always kinda fake, do you niggas think TJ, Burt and Josie actually act like that?
>>218779675>He's a nameNot much.
>>218779630no way she lasts
>>218779665It's just The Jet Show now
bashir needs to write a seppuku haiku.
>>218779665hes giving an epic pep talk
>>218779576>sam would actually host and direct the show
I didn't mind the poop being fake but this is pathetic, fuck these faggots. Bring back Sam Hyde
>>218779637its so tiresome, get raped mints
>>218779647really i just wanna see bingo or emma naked
i thought jet was on ozempic. how long does that shit take to work?
>>218779675Okay well he’s ruining it an there’s not that many more eyes
>>218779664>Washed up idiots who still think they’re on MTV. >>I bet head can’t wait to watch the episode where he EPICALLY crashes out !!! Which was real btwThis.We want to watch Sam Hyde fags pretending to be edgy to impress us fellow fans instead!
Jet literally telling him to his face that he's getting shot in the back.
>>218779675Is it even working? Bam peaked with Jackass 3D, and that was almost 20 years ago.
>>218779495Bam thinks he’s still on MTV
>>218779675Bam has no actual fans dudeNo one fucking cares about some guy who was on jackass 20 years ago
jet snitching but for the good of the show (for once)
>>218779630STARVETANK
Bashir just giving upThis is your content guy?
Turning the gun on Jet would be the single funniest play
>>218779690TRVKE
>>218779690true ab scripts everything
>>218779698Sam would do nothing and we wouldn't have seen him today
>jet-sama... did i do good?
my estimation of Bashir as a man has just fucking plummeted
can we ban jet for leaking strategies now
>>218779635>>218779656not evenduring S4 he pushed direnc to attack someone during the candy challenge
>>218779434>trans coal
>>218779652>>218779654I like when she asks about them brushing their teeth
>>218779616haha, he's "leaning into" the "being a bad cameraman" bit, get it?
I hope mints comes up for whatever reason and Head sees he's way bigger than him and starts attacking the ginger
>did i do goodbashir :<
>Thinks God will save him>production dresses up as God and bring him a fuck ton of plants at the last minute.
>>218779707You can eat through the ozempic
If bashir stays then his religion is validated, we are in a dangerous position rn.
>expecting god to intervene in the pooptank humiliation show
There is absolutely no way he can steal enough wood to get a bullet. Even if by a miracle he gets all the boys wood, he still has to hope its more than the girl's wood. And then ok you survive and shoot a random person, 7.5 people now hate you and will sabotage you for the rest of the game. Jet can say do something all he wants, its a losing game.
>>218779722He went all in on Drake, if he tries to betray Drake now to stay in he has no more friends. His only option is hoping the handshake was real, but it wasn't.
>>218779635>>218779697>two s4 screencapsway to out yourselves as newfags
>>218779690Individual fish putting on a personality is not the same as production scripting bits
>>218779726hi mints
he gave his word, y'all
bashir is such a goy
damascus steel will prevail i fully believe
>>218779707jet beat the surgery
>time for jihad
>>218779715Shoot false information
>If Head sees any fishtank season 5 alumni outside he will punch them in the face, male or female
With how quickly they resorted to fake "pranks" I'm starting to wonder how much of Jackass, CKY, and Viva la Bam are also fake.
>>218779726Way better than these retarded bits by Head and Bam
>video game room unlocking todayWould be cool maybe if bam didn’t spoil it a week ago. Hell house btw
>>218779691>>218779712>>218779715He's so y2k. The kids think that shit is super cool.
Ironically Sam would be impressed with this stupid stoic bushido shit that Bashir is doing
>>218779707he beat ozempic
Bingo loves Mario Kart! I’m going to play Mario Kart with her!
If Bash is eliminated and we have to watch JD, Head, and Landon talk about being a faggot and their porn addictions for another week I'm gonna be totally done with the show. I FUCKING HATE THAT GOOSE FACED FAGGOT JD.
Bashir is mudslime there’s no way he doesn’t make a play
JD is leaving!
>>218779751the entirety of burt was a scripted bit
>>218779707he looked much worse last season
will allah stop the bullet?
>>218779737I would actually Mark out and kneel
head should have stayed for like a day. the novelty has worn off
>>218779743His god isn't a real godHe worships an obelisk on saturn that was put there by aliens
i fucking HATE normie tanki fucking HATE head tankTHIS SHIT SUCKSthe contestants are AMAZING, but this show is just not the fucking same, is it really all because of lawsuits?? FUCK YOU REDDIT
i hope bashir pulls some miracle out his ass that he's just not disclosing
>>218779777sam would figure out a way to keep him on the show instead of those dead air hags emma and anisa
someone find bingo or Emma's nudes, im horned up
>>218779777who isint?
>>218779690Ariyeh is actually a made up persona cooked up by Nick Rochefort
everyone was a plant except for bezo and charity btw
>>218779777Sam larps about religion and also larps about samurai philosophy too (he gave Vance a samurai book when he left in S1). You're right
MR MULLET AHAHAHAAH
>vance cry in the basement
>>218779690Yes that's why they won
>>218779749I got a screenshot from every season. Doesn't change that Sam never did that
>>218779800Isn't that the jews? I don't keep up with al these fairytales
its only head doing the fake shit, they need someone to actually annoy head and the fish soon
what happens if they miss the shot with the paintball gun? what if they're able to dodge and run and hide?
>>218779804This. Just fucking come up with the gun and shoot one of them and go "whoops!".
DA CAMERAMAN SHIVVED ME IN DE GUTS I SWEAR
>>218779783>BLACK COOOOOOOCK
>mr mullet
>>218779737how do you dress as allah though, its not like he has a certain look, like jesus for example
>>218779804He would come out dressed as God and give him winning plant material but only if he says "Thank you Christian God"
>>218779769he loves the twins though. they seem to be the only thing that makes him happy in the tank anymore
the fake bit stuff is pretty lame compared to the rawness of prev seasons :/
they probably won't ever ask head to leave bc they don't want to piss off bam
You can not say jet didn't at least try to save bashir.
>>218779805Bongo has the bod, Bingo has the face. That's why you fuck and feel up Bongo while you softly kiss Bingo.
they do this every day
>>218779797I think they assumed the fish would get sick of him, but he's tolerable. Especially since a majority of the fish know about the show.
>>218779786He's also a samurai. Seppuku is in his list of larp gags
you faggots will find anything to doom about shut up and enjoy the season
>>218779826I hope head attacks jet
>>218779837yeah dude i need to see the authentic people doing nothing and sleeping all day
SAVE BASHIR AS A FREELOADER OR THE SEASON IS DEAD
>>218779630They literally just had cheese fries last night
>Bingo on Bashir: I can’t tell if he’s really smart or unpredictable. >Bongo: He’s both, he’s really smart and unpredictable. >Bingo: Really smart?>Bongo: Maybe not really smart.
>>218779827Then nobody gets eliminated.
>>218779793all those pix on /tv/ and bant of him looking bloated and nasty during s4 got to him
mullet jet is his best form and I am tired of pretending its not
>No beef bellThanks Jet
This show has toned down because of Bam.
>>218779839It is well beyond the point where you can save Bashir. If he wanted to save Bashir he would do what Sam told him a million times and not have contestants be able to vote out other contestants.
They need to send Greg Skitzy into the tank to save the season lowkirk
>Us Gen X'erslol
>>218779849It's genuinely bad
>>218779839there is nothing bashir can do, faggot voting stuff ruins this show
>>218779849go away goran
>>218779630i hate goran so fucking much
ben got owned
The problem with Head is that as soon as Bam arrives he gravitates towards him. The two chat and bullshit about Delco and then Bam leaves.Real bad combo for the first week when Bam's supposed to be getting to know the cast.
>YOU GUYS WERE MEAN TO ME>I NEED MEDICAL>NO I DONT WANT MEDICAL>IM FINE>I WANNA KILL YOU
>us genXerskek
>>218779777Sam would give him a talk on why he should convert to being a christian and fail horribly at it.
>>218779837season 1 felt the fakest with the fish being in the basement for so much
>>218779859KekThey know he's a midwit
God I'm actively praying the wiggers go bankrupt after this faggy fucking display.Fishtank is dead.
>>218779849Hell yeah! Looking forward to Head's next fake bit! #Vivalabam #MintsItUp #MTV
Wiggers would be too chickenshit to keep Head on if those threats weren’t scripted
>>218779841if I was in the tank id try to get something going. jet fly me out
>where is the CONTENT?>why isn't this more like season X?>curfews? wtf>jobs? wtf>WHERE ARE THE STEAKS?>this is boring ass cast>stox is a boring element to the show>I literally hate making fishbucks>which is bingo and which is bongo?>coddletank >boringtank >redditank>"this is UNWATCHABLE">fucking wiggers never do anything right>nothing ever happens>"why do they keep putting this shit on hold?">why isn't production being le mean enough?>simps who pay for the show to keep airing are BAD>where's sam>bam sucks and is a shit host >what's the longhouse meanCan shit-"oldfags" and tourists to S5 leave, and can everyone else trust in the plan?
>CodyMints?
>>218779870Ben is a very passable gen xer
>>218779881Ben does look like he's 45.
Is this a safe space to admit I’m attracted to Ben
>>218779675he's gonna give you what you need
>>218779866>we got real hellhouse in season 4, do you guys not remember ricky berwick or something?>its like they're not even planning to bring on greg this time
>Head is able to destroy a car with his bare hands
>>218779880This is all fakeHe literally winked at jet
I'm having my seasonal I hate the fans and the show reflex, it's wasted potential every time
>I get in trouble for shitting on the floor!?
Head thinks the play money is real lol
>>218779895>STEAKS
>>218779896long haired camera guy
seeing head like this makes me nervous. could have a cardiac event any moment.
>>218779867Jet is obsessed with voting for some reason
>>218779884The entire season 1 finale was fake. They gave up on season 1 when Jon left the first time
>ben in 46 years old
sam carried seasons 1 through 3. it's braindead to point at s4 since they knew it was gonna get shut down
>Sam Hyde told his fans to shit talk the season on 4chan because he isn't in it and it's better than everything before itlol
>>218779842Its the nature of the challenge. Blame Jet.
>>218779917im not going to have that until one of the content producers are kicked out which will probably be soon its always around this time
>>218779895based and trvkepilled
Kick head or bring on a boomer bull dyke to harass him
I genuinely and sincerely hope Head has a heart attack and dies.
>>218779918He doesn't know everybody knows it was fake
this 56 year old man still has the emotional regulation of a toddler the old fashioned way
FEEDBINGO
Doomposting is the only entertainment to get out of this show. Now shut up, Mints
>>218779896matt = maejokkody = clipboard guycameron = mints
>>218779925It’s because he wants to finally get rid of the riggedtank allegations, and to that extent I agree
who is Ben and why is he even there? hes just unfunny and clearly not good at his easy ass job
head and bashir are the worst of the worst
kek cody
Head is just airsoftfatty without screeching voice
>>218779895> the plan
>>218779916Is that supposed to change how retarded this is
if I get dubs something is getting smashed today :D
>Your presence is fun to meActually laughed
is this achievable natty?
NU cowboy sucks so much fucking faggot
>>218779895thank you fren, don't let the negativity get to you :)
bam's a normie now
>>218779947You have the intelligence of a toddler if you think any of this is real. Kill yourself.
is this the most back handed pep talk ever?
FEED MINTS TO HEAD
Typical fishtank dogpilling.>dude this guy losing his mind is so funny>keep cameras on him LOL! let's mess with him!>because he is on cameras on the director cam people keep piling on>non-stop TTS and fucking with him>going to get him off the showEvery fucking time.If these wiggers had any sense they would take the director camera off him and let it cool off a little.
>>218779954some galaxy gas wigger
So JD and Landon arent putting their stuff in James Snake's bag? They lose then
>IT'S NOT A GAME TO MEI think Head really may snap lmao
Ben was born December 25, 1999 by the way
Are the rumors of Summer coming back true?
>>218779925>proves democracy is wronghe is right, you know
>>218779978It's a bit, retard.
>>218779969you are NOT cowboy max lil bro
>paying for tts in a fake bitthey really are retarded
>>218779978This isnt a friend simulator, go touch grass until you can watch the show and not get parasocially attached
>>218779966that counts as mine btw :)
>>218779946I want her so bad bros
>They're still trying to push Head's fake bit
This is such a funny well acted bit. At least it means head is probably leaving
>>218779966nice
I live in Delco and heads dad was posting on Facebook about how proud she is of her dads big tv break with bam and the whole town is watching He’s going back to Marcus hook looking a fool broo lmaoooo
>>218779985nah hes gen x
>>218779954
>>218779980they already did it
>>218779966Checked
>>218779982>the fake crashout turns into a real crash out mid crash out
>>218779966>three sets of dubsI KNEEL
>challenge ends in a few minutes>Bashir refusing to make any plays to save himself>Everybody else sitting around while they continue this incredibly fake and gay Head "crash out" bitGRIM
>FEED ME
>>218779952>allegationsthey aren't allegations when he just admits to rigging previous seasons
BASHIR PLOTTING WITH HEAD
>>218779975i guess... sorry if that bothers you man...
>>218779966>>218779999checked
I bet jimmy and tayleigh think this is real
>>218779969This guy looks like the sex with Sylvia poster.
the dude is dying
>>218779966holy checked
>>218780021He wasn't, he was plotting with fucking Drake to mess with Head. Fucking moron.
>>218779895Given the current plan is to get mainstream kike approval, you're gonna eat your words.
So hype for Bashir to leave today so we can have more kino likeHead faking shitVicky crying and or drinkingJD being gay vibe nukeEmma doing nothingAnissa doing nothing but with HeadIt's a great cast. The best cast people are saying. Many people.
>>218779957fatty is actually endearing as opposed to that disgusting ape
>>218779985that's a typo. it's 1989
>james trying to get head to get in the trashbagLol
So Bashir just gave the fuck up
Bashir deserves to go after being this retarded
>>218780032He won’t make it to 60
>>218779966>>218779999
>>218779991>>218779996tranny pedophile meltie
>>218779986she's skirt maxxing rn
>>218780050Allah is guiding him
>>218779630this show is satanic
>>218780000
>>218779946Yjw she's fucked multiple guys at once for drugs.
none of you know how humans work
>Their master plan was to put head in a bag
>>218780006I live in Philadelphia
>>218779949She needs protein or something to keep her going. even just some peanut butter or a burgeron a related note, why haven't they bought food? Are they not able to?
>>218780061GYATT
>>218780044It's ok, God will totally keep him on the show
>>218780061damn those are some stuffed bras
>head points out a spider>bongo gets close and calls bingo to see it too
>using head as plant matterlol
>>218779966Based>>218780061For a second I thought pregnant tummy grab and I about died
>>218780050voting destroys the game, WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?
>>218780044You forgot to add>landon doing absolutely nothing and being boring as fuck
>>218780070Might actually be the dumbest idea ever. Bashir should've just taken a door off its hinges.
>>218780071I’m gonna find you and do something really bad
>>218779946i just shot ropes on my screen to this
>>218780070Craziest idea since Sam in a bag
Ugh it seems like something might happen. I should've jacked off earlier
>Head is the plant
the twins are being cute and the cameraman is focusing on the fake head bit
so what's going on here
>>218780072The market has been closed all day and they don't have money rnThey spend all their money on monsters too.
>>218780070It would actually be funny if Jet accepts it
>>218780050WhatshouldhedoYou faggots just keep saying do something into a no win scenario. He would need Allah to actually fucking exist to turn this around. I hate you backseating cocksuckers that think doing a nebulous something is the magical answer. It absolves Jet of his responsibility of fucking up his show.
>>218779952The answer is not to go from coddling people and sending others out for no reason to letting the most boring cast ever decide in the first round to cast out the only guy who is interesting.
>>218780095proof
>>218780044Brown hands typed this
the day where the old man got too excited and died of a heart attack
>>218780082spiders are cool and useful for getting rid of other pests :)
>>218780087Have more plant matter than everyone else so he can choose who leaves?
>>218780106Bashir and maybe James are trying to say Head is a plant to use him as their weight.
>>218779813Sam is such a dork lmao>>218779715Sam will be charging $15k per day for fan appearances soon just like Bam I think
>jet, less than 24 hours agoRigging is lame >dude let’s rig it so we turn head into a plant and he counts for the weigh on so we can save Bashir lol
guys i think damiel might be a production plant
>Whispers fake bit into his earI fucking hate what this show has become. Its all dogshit. Bam and his boomer MTV friend, Goran and his galaxy gas brain. Its all such slop.
>>218780113Don’t shoot the messenger, I would never try to run a show like this because im not a sperg who doesn’t know my limits
>>218780119Bashir is Whiter than you perhaps
>>218780070it makes sense, head's a giant piece of shit
since james already has a bag, does that mean bashir wins if head counts as plant matter?
Bingo needs a zagnut bar
HEY LITTLE BUDDY HOW YA DOIN TODAY?
wish I could tell what's going on at any given moment
>>218780112People just want him to at least go down with a fight. Give more content before he goes. If he demonstrated why he is worth having around then maybe he could save himself.
>>218780130not rigging they guessed that head was a plant
>>218780050If he goes kamikaze then everyone hates him and chances are slim he would end with the heaviest bag.This way he still has time to convince others not to shoot him, if he's even the top target at all.
>>218780130Thinking outside the box is part of the rules
>>218780134Why is she being so shady lol
>>218780131>SPRINTER VAN MONDAY
>>218780029>I bet jimmy and tayleigh think this is realShe definitely doesn't>Bam will only do fucked up skits with his friends, not the fishhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774117837551075.webm>Bam hangs out and is too friendly, just a hangout sessionhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774117898973521.webm
We desperately need Sam back
>>218779895>he thinks there's a plan
>>218780116what? I can't read my screen, there's thick cum all over it
she doesn't look real
>>218780134tayleigh
>>218780144Yes, but people will probably cry about it if the wiggers accept it.
ELIMINATION STARTING NOW. NO LONGER 7PM
>>218780130It doesn't count for Bashir. Head is James'.
>>218780158Everyone already hates him, just jack all the girls shit, they can't stop him.
>bashir you gotta do something browhat? snatch bags and have it be another scramble which ends up with him fucked?
I miss Trisha and letty and summer and creature
>final elimination?
>>218780177too qt to be real
>>218780157he will be a vegetable once he gets a stroke, genius strat
>>218780070>duper's delight
>>218780162Tayleigh would be sucking both Bam and Head's dick if she was on the season. Who is she trying to fool?
Unc head is crazy man! crashing out like that for nothing. if Bam didn't show up he would have walked
>>218780177is she still pretending to be Mexican?
>>218780162dude
>>218780179let them cry.
>>218780191>>218780185>>218780177she's still here?
why the fuck are bashirs arms so pale and grey?
>>218779917Fax
TOTAL MUDSLIME DEATHMOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>218780183Elimination is still later, wiggers need 5 hours to weigh a few bags.
>>218780135bummer
So does James Drake have the most or does Vicky?
>>218780198please understand they have been swatted 9000 times every day but the good cast has been really great about it
>>218780202You niggas have 0 standards
>>218780092True, Landon's best bit is just an AI song jet generated.
you now remember smaack crying by herself and doing pushups to cheer up and then going about her day
>>218780154Why? Why get your ass beat by 7 people and go out with your shit destroyed covered in bruises and piss just to go out FoR Da CunTanHt.
>>218780131They have their computers on the carpet covered in trash. That's a fire hazard
TTS should bully Head out of the house for the fake poop alone. If people are so pissed off about it, why don't they do something about it?
>>218780214He doesn't go outsideOutside of the tank he's a basement dweller
>>218780162so fucking ugly and cringe lmao
ITS 230 JET GET UPSTAIRS FOR A VIBE REPAIR
>>218780196And most of all… I miss the lovely claire
The fuck, we just lost this camera angle?
>>218780206You have mental illness and the IQ of a zagnut bar.
Can they just do the elimination already? Currently it’s just a nontent filler stream
>head is a plant>he's in bashir's bagbashir has the most plant matter
Funny fat retard boomer haha good bit haha
>>218780112trvke
>>218780032I legitimately thought he was having a heart attack herehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webm
>>218780131KARATE ROOM AND GAME ROOM IN THE TOP LEFT. GOO ROOM IS THE FIFTH CAM??
jimmy: if emma does not get eliminated the longhouse will continue to grow in power and make the show gay03/21/2026, 12:57 PM (1 hours ago)
>>218780177>>218780185>>218780191mommy
>>218780198mints is retarded
When was it changed to 2:30 from 7pm?
I predict that in a years time we will look back on season 5 as a huge misstep
>>218780228she's a badass
The challenge was supposed to end 5 minutes ago, what the fuck are the wiggers doing?
>>218780228ANTIFA'S strongest soldier.
unc needs his zagnut
>>218780232>Why get your ass beat by 7 people and go out with your shit destroyedlacking imagination is a you problem
>>218779985nah that fool mad old
>"Rigging is gay">Hours later>Rig it
>no big plays >no last minute raids >everyone just stands around doing nothing Apologize to season 4
>>218780255you fucker
>>218780186Yeah they can, thery can rip their shit and he has no tiem to grab everything meanwhile the white knights run in to stop him too. Also vicky probably covers him in sticky no shower piss for his troubles.
>>218780249He's in drake's bag
>>218780131
>>218780244Its more zoomed in now
wtf is this head bullshit
>>218780220nohttps://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2035424450602996200
ELIMINATIOOOOOOOOOOON
>>218780186>>218780050This will never work, he'll get ganged up on and get his shit jacked 100%
>>218780258hes right you know
>>218780235Because paypigs love slop. They lap this trash fake shit up.
>>218780278fuck off daniel, you were in the worst season
put a carpetbagger on
NUTTING MY ZAG RN
bashir better start ripping down some doors RIGHT NOW
>>218780226Landon and the Twins' entertainment comes from shit happening to them. They don't make stuff happen on their own.
>riggingfake poop fake fightsfake challengesfaketank
>>218780248woah
TEAR THE BAG.
>>218780162>says the indian robot is a better host than bamLMAO BASED
oh they're saying head is a plant, i get it now
>NO CORN
>>218780277Gay show
>>218780258It's almost like Jimmy ripped that opinion off from somewhere else, because he's never had an original thought in his head ever
Can’t wait for bam to hack it up
>>218780113imo first 2-3 eliminations should be based on stox even if simps and whales make it kind of shitty.the most boring people will usually not have a lot of fans either way unless they are some simpable mid. after that it should be challenge based. voting is retarded.
>>218780274No unfortunately its a 5 Season long Jet problem to expect contestants to 9000iq Death Note their way out of a problem Jet created by being 9 IQ.
Havent watched since they appeased Landonds sperging last night.Has anything happened? is there a clear winner/loser on the plant matter?
>>218780281>>218780291Right, better to just give up I guess.
Anyone who likes Bashir is a shiteating mudslime
>>218780258first non-cringe, correct thing jimbo has said since february of 2024
rare Jet W
>>218780301I accept this, and I will give him a pass because of the whole Cheese Fries bit yesterday, but I question if he will ever hit that level of humor again, intentionally or otherwise
YAWNbasneed deserves to go for no plays
So the chicks automatically win because they had some random log in their roomlmao this is retarded
>YO THEY MOPPED THE FLOOR I FUCKIN PEED IN A BUCKETno, no you didn't boomer.
oh fuck, i'm gonna throw up
>i peed in the bucket they used to mopHELLHOUSE
Wow Jet is really taking charge this season!
>>218780327not necessarily
>how did you get so much plant matter
Emma won
jet dislikes head heavily and wishes he could get rid of him
>>218780336what did he even say? it skipped for me
>>218780306absolutely grim
>>218780326Well yeah why bother when acting in the first place got him fucked and the people vaguely on his side snaked him?
>>218780342every time
So to sum it up Bashir is going home because he destroyed his own tree?
>>218780326Unironically yes. He has a slim chance James will stick to the deal which is a far larger chance than getting his ass kicked for no reason. At worst he gets to leave with the cope that he had his morals and stuck to his word. That's better than most fish get to leave with.
Good job Bashir, you retard. What you SHOULD have done is get Head to help you hold Drake back while you steal his bag.
>A comedy show
Weighing being done in the basement, it was going to be fixe the whole time lmao
>>218780356thats why head mogs
>>218780356what did he say
>>218780278angie was raped
>>218780358he said head in the bag was fucking retarded
>elimination is at 7pm>actually elimination in an hour>actually elimination right now lolStrike three.
Just a non stop train wreck
>>218780331If you agree with jimmy, it means you’re cringe buddy
>>218780356I forgot this is Bam's show and Jet has no say
>>218780349Not even true he just made that up to sound cool, what a dipshit
>>218780245Unc did 1 fake poop as a joke with Anissa and you all think the entire show is suddenly fake?
Emma won btw boys are too dumb
>kick stream dies
>>218780353Fair competiton bros...
>>218780325they are verifying the plant matter
>>218780366basically and then he didnt collect enough plant matter when he had another chance
why do they always make the same exact mistakes
>>218780370>he said the S word
kick dead?
>that’s a shit unfunny jokeIf the wiggers thought of it as a way to save Bashir they’d be giggling off galaxy gas
The funniest way this plays out is Emma somehow wins and votes off Vicky
the fake poop bit head revealed before he even got in the bath is living rent free in your S2 retard brains
>>218780369head was too busy being retarded
WAIT ITS NOWJET SAID IT WAS 7:00
>>218780380no point in waiting if bashir won't make any moves
>>218780389The moids here are going to send death threats to you for that fact.
Why are they retarded?I circled the plant incase you guys cant see
>>218780366YesHe caused the whole challenge to implode immediately
>>218780258True
>>218780369OK what about the 6 other people that will be stopping him? And what about when Drake gets around the fat asthmatic in 5 seconds?
>>218780342No one said you couldn’t steal it
>>218780387Sorry it's only been fake for 4 fucking seasons of blatantly rigged challenges, eliminations and bits like the disastrous week long Brian and CK niggerslop
>>218780356worked
head is actually the new cole
>>218780387Yes.
>>218780411yeah uhh bam has tennis later
>Girls obviously had a log that took 3 women to drag this whole time>None of the guys attempt to fuck them overhuh?
>verifying the contentswhy don't they just weigh each bag?
Jet is pissed he has to do the dirty work and weigh things while bam just sits there and chills
>>218780401director cam dead
>>218780331Jimmy has had sex 27 times, but never came from sex.
>>218780415Its the truth that huge log is going to give her the win
THIS IS HEADS HOUSE
youre telling me NO night sabotaging happened?
>>218780440you're retarded
>>218780439nontent wins again
>>218780419That is a fake plant made of plastic anon...
>>218780407Emma might actually win, the women backed out on their deal to give Drake their plant matter IIRC
>>218780382i don't agree with jimbo. i see a universal truth which he just happened to share.
>>218780450they promised dude!
>>218780439Everyone gave up
>>218780439Jet said the log doesn't count.
Drake and the women are the only good contestants. JD is a homosexual pervert. Head is disgusting. Landon feels like he's a creep with incel energy behind him.
>>218780439They don't care. They know that Bashir is the target either way.
>>218780450Wasn't apart of the script
how are they gonna verify and then weight them
>>218780450These fish are duds
>>218780440they could just put weights in that aren't plants
>>218780447That makes him still a virgin
>>218780450No the cast sucks. Bashir gave up and basically accepted he's out.
>>218780421BINGO!
>Bongo feels the nervousnessempath queen
>>218780439The boys suck. This is a fact
>>218780459No it itsn't, you can see the maintenance done to it on the bottom
>>218780447pretty common phenomena these days actually
>>218780450Drake got everyone against Bashir and Bashir was honorbound to not cause any fuckus as he had a handshake agreement with Drake the Snake
what does the vickler have planned
>>218780324You're moving the goalposts. Your point is that the odds are against him. My point is that people still want to see him try.
>when you actually have to work on your own show instead of sitting in the basement
i love bashir but not even trying to have a bag and not trying to actually win the challenge at all is gay at hell so if he gets kicked off he did it to himself
>>218780469you sound like a literal faggot
im gonna cum
>>218780469>JD is a homosexual pervert. Head is disgusting. Landon feels like he's a creep with incel energy behind him.they're just like me bros
>>218780472Open, take a quick look through and then put them on a scale.
>>218780472idk but i'm sure it will be fair
>Bashir gave up
no vicky no watch. simple as
fuck i need to take a huge shit but i don't wanna miss this
>>218780483JD and bashid suck eachother
>>218780488>Drake is a snakeProof? He's defending the women because Bashir assaulteed them.
All that melting down Vicky was doing over the challenge at the end of the day boils to her losing the challenge and she is there smug smirking like she is the puppet master who won
Vicky hasn't showered in a week....
not bashir man
>>218780472you guys have down syndrome
Head's totally real, not fake, not scripted crashout: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773965634754576.mp4
So Emma didn't give her bag to james like they planned, even though she's still going to lose
24 cans for Vicky
its so tense in there how is no one yelling at head
Does James Drake have the most?
>>218780450They tried so hard to get Vicky to do something but they kept saying that it makes no sense to fuck with someone voting on elimination
>Think that Bashir is content and will fight to win>Ends up complete nontent and not even tryingWew lad
>>218780492she's probably just happy with the fact that she finally convinced emma not to give james drake their stuff
>Everybody in the house decides to get rid of Bashir 3 days ago>Bashir gives up>nontent and cringe fake bits ever sincegreat season guys I'll be buying 2 season passes!!
The "Best bit" of the season is a retarded janitor calling cheese flatbread "cheese fries". The second best bit is the retard not eating commonly eaten foods.
>>218780525alchie
>>218780521well seasoned
Jet's unironically mad Bashir answered the "you can still win this" speech with no
>>218780496He had an agreement with Drake and he didn't think Drake would snake him. He's been warned about it since yesterday, so ultimately he deserves it, but he had no real chance after he decided early on to partner with Drake.
>>218780508He blew his wad too early, and then expects to coast. He's not strategically minded.
>>218780496inb4 the twins are moved by his honor and decide to not pick him
>>218780522bashir pussed out of this challegne, didn't even attempt to have a bag, did nothing to take the womens bag he easily could ahve over-powered them and taken. I like him but this loss is 100% on him being a pussy
>>218780502>gets buckbroken by a TLP
>>218780494Why should he give a shit what the people think if he's leaving anyway? Jet just said several times he will not asspull this and I don't know how Jet even could without just coming out and saying "We won't eliminate Bashir!"SO explain why he should give a single fuck about the audience at this point.
>>218780440They have to make sure it's verified plant matter.
why arent they voting out simbal
>>218780450 Terrible season
just take a shower and let the water stream wash your asshole every time you take a shit if toilet paper is 20 dollars
>>218780505Homosexuality is disgusting and is women hating faggotry. Josh on MATI always said a homosexual hates women the most.>>218780537Fuck off with that shit. If you try to assault women you should be kicked off
Is we getting another vibe repair tonight
>>218780525no surprises here
I said it day 1, Bam is a shit host
>>218780521james drake confirmed that she stinks
>>218780526who is this inbred angel?
>>218780502disgusting-- nipples protruding
Bashir did nothing because he thought a human would count as plant matter the whole time.What a retard
>>218780518>Proof?Just pay attention and it's obvious how he goes behind backs, today in confessional he laid things out more clearly, def a snake>He's defending the women because Bashir assaulteed them.He didn't and he didn't, and no one actually gives a fuck other than Vikky Viktim simps
if emma wins it'd be so gay. the uncertainty about who james drake will choose is the only interesting thing about this gay ordeal
>>218780526<3
Wait I just remembered you could pay to read the production telegram or whateverand then you watch the show and jet keeps appearing to tell you everything they are about to do anyway kek
>>218780552agreed
>>218780535>d-did i do goodhe followed his samurai code gonna miss him
>>218780558He has immunity, retard
>>218780567He called her a pig kek
What will you be watching when Bashir is gone? Any good TV/Movie recs?
>>218780562you have to go back kiwitroon
>>218780547I would be it’s a shinji move
>>218780551the twins aren't picking the person with a heaviest bag is>>218780549he from the very first 3 seconds decided not to try to collect any and help james drake, he never made as erious effort in thnis challnege, He could have just stolen emmas bag.
>>218780510It will take them till 7 to count the plants
>>218780563probably
what a gay ending
>>218780547Jet is retarded and doesn't understand the house, the position Bashir was in at the point he got betrayed was impossible to recover from.This is when production should have fucking rigged it, but they didn't.
>>218780525when was this? did she ever get her license reinstated?
>>218780565There was still a chance that he was going to get involved after TTSing Bozo, but yeah, he sucks
>>218780568>inbredThat's not polite and totally uncalled for. Her name is Bingo.
>>218780450both sides thought they were winning so neither one is gonna fuck with the other to jeopardize that
>>218780592you're still gonna be here nigga, quit the larp
>do the kratom shaker
I hope jet appears and just says>yea we are rigging it
7 days of vibe repairs
season 1 was a mountainseason 2 was a grand canyon type valleyseason 3 was everesttseason 4 was a valleyseason 5 is...
it doesnt even matter who goes between bashir and vicky, they both sort of suck
>>218780551they have literally zero plants retard
>>218780450fish eliminate each other so nobody wants to fuck with anyone it's goranian
I'm so done with Bashir. controlling slimeball.
They're gonn rig it right?
>>218780601Either way, not even trying is shit content so fuck Bashir.
THE THREAD HAS CONVINCED ME. JET DID A GREAT JOB OK. ITS NOT HIS FAULT THE SHOWS BAD AND BASHIR REALIZED HE COULDNT HAVE ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING. OBVIOUSLY IT IS BASHIR'S FAULT THE SEASWON IS BAD BECAUSE HE DIDNT ICKY PUCKERS ON THE GIRLS IN THE LAST SECOND AND THEN SPIN KICK ALL THE GUYS TO MAX OUT HIS WOOD.DAMN YOU BASHIR FOR RUINING JET'S SEASON 5.
>>218780450james cucked the content
>>218780611that's the alcohol withdrawal
>>218780596no he couldnt, they were locked away and then he thought he had an agreement with drake
>>218780598kek you're right
GIVE IT UP FOR THE 6TH VIBE REPAIR NIGHT IN A ROW!
Whoever wins should vote the twins out
>>218780501anon, she hasn't showered all week...
>I've been more relaxed here than family vacationsKILL JD
>>218780609men could easily just take their bag, jet even brought this up at one point and asked Head to encourage the guys to be more aggressive. literally 0 reason bashir had to lose, he chose this.
>>218780593And yet the superior website won>>218780617What has vicky done?
drake is picking vicky btw
>>218780568they aren't inbred, they're just autisticalso very cute and sweet
>our final eliminationIs everything after this all going to count towards the finale?Or did the wiggers just fuck up the announcment
>>218780616>season 4 is a valley
Don't even rig it, just let Bashir go. He cucked out completely and isn't worth it.
Weird vibes, I can't imagine this show continuing
why would you want to fuck with anyone in HELL HOUSE, if they are going to eliminate you
>>218780562assaulting women is healthy and fun. if you're not assaulting womenon the daily what are you even doing with your life?
>>218780450Bashir went jihad and immediately walked back on it and regrets it. Religion of peace or whatever.
Why aren't they voting Simbal out?
>>218780645inshallah
bloodgames employees type cast
>>218780645>drake is picking vicky btwHe said she isn't a threat to him earlier in confessional.Drake is picking Bashir.
>>218780596>>218780618oh yeah i forgot
>>218780645emma actually
>>218780616>season 3 was everesttNo it was a hill of sand with shit in it
>they thought james drake was gonna beat the women who were living in the jungle for 3 dayslol
>>218780630kick the door down, rush in when they open it to get something from production, they talked about this and how easy it would be he opted not to.He NEVER had a bag, he did not chose to join wtih drake later, he didn't put any effort in.
>>218780601How was it impossible?
huge twist incoming :) u excited?
>Worst cast>Worst host>Worst freeloaders>Fake poop>Fake scripted bits that arent even funny>Gay faggot wrestlers no one has ever heard ofYeah this season is maximum dogshit and I legitimately feel bad for the pathetic IP2 subhumans watching this on kick and thinking its "Fishtank". This is -not- Fishtank
>>218780654lets play spot the emmacuck itt
>>218780657I'm sure you're just a fat homosexual
>>218780591Based
>>218780645James Snake lost. Emma won
>>218780643How would the men taking the girls wood, assuming they even 100% did it, saved Bashir? They wouldn't have let Bashir keep 100% of that wood. James ends up with more wood anyway. The same things happen.
is that zipp?!?
>>218780616Season 2 was insane fuck off
>>218780680It's a challenge that requires allies, and he had none.
>>218780616>season 3 was everesttLOL
>2 people leave within 2 days>Vicky wants to leave>Bashir gave up trying to win>Everyone else is pure nontentHow is this a good season again? Quite possibly the worst one of all time!
>>218780663he has the most candy so he has immunity retard
The fat guy and the bald guy are on camera again
Angie would've put up more of a fight than Bashit
>>218780691Bashir could have done it by himself lol ude they are tiny women
>>218780685keep saying it, we're still not gonna enjoy season 4
if they count that log its over for the dumb boys
>>218780685ok bye nigger
can you guys stop posting pictures of attractive girls from previous seasons
>>218780666frfr
>voting out bashir>not the twins they are fucking retarded holy
>>218780686Nigga I was Team Bashir, but he went full retard and cucked out like a fag. He's Cole 2.0
>did you have a hard time keeping your plant matter safe with everyone trying to fuck it up?bam doesnt knowno one tried to fuck with anyone
Last night Vicky said she’d carry a bottle of her piss in her pocket to throw at anyone if they eliminate her, anyone know if she actually has the piss bottle locked and loaded?
>>218780677you werent watching the show its as simple as that im not going to recap 3 days for you retard
>we need to make sure they didnt put any dumb bells in hereWhere will they get dumb bells at? Jet is a fucking retard
>>218780616a crevice
>>218780687so i am my point still stands
Why did JD and Landon not give james their entire bags again?
so this is going to be a season 2 nontent show, right?without the house destruction and actual torture
>>218780698JD isn't willing to win and Anissa wants to leave early btw. They've fucked it. Totally fucked it. The casting is retarded.
>>218780710But Bingo is from the current season, silly!
>>218780719>shit shoe>piss pocketwhat was the other thing?
>>218780685>>Worst castThe cast is fine, they're not being worked properly.
what if you dodge the bullet
Josie would've put up more of a fight than Bashit
Why aren't they voting out the twins?
guys that head crashout was totally real. bam and his wife just so happened to be there to talk him down
>>218780645Does he have more than emma?
>>218780713twins are easily manipulated so is Landon, Bashir is a danger to james he can charm Emma and Vicky too.
>>218780705And then all the men stop him for being a menance and either take his wood to shoot him, or give the wood back and shoot him. They made the truce to not start shit because they already white knighted for the girls. and again THE GIRLS HAVE LESS WOOD THAN JAMES SO IT DIDNT MATTER.
>>218780713the twins are immune, retard
>>218780713Twins have immunity, numbnuts
>>218780719she said she was going to put it in her pocket or something but idk how that would work
>>218780696If you’re a man you can just take the girls stuff. You don’t need allies
>>218780713The twins have immunity you fucking sperg
Women haters lostWomen respecters like Drake won
time to remove head, I liked him now I fucking hate him
>>218780737>Anissa wants to leave early btwqrd?
>>218780715nope he chose to trust drake because allah will decide
emma leaves = im done
>>218780719she had it earlier idk if she still does
>>218780693production told me to reply to you, dont take it personally im just playing the game to make content
>>218780745Why aren't they voting simbal
BYE BYE JDBYE BYE
>>218780728because they all want vicky gone and it was easier to stack all their chips on one person instead of worrying about getting enough when its all split up
>>218780746based earth rocker
did they not give drake all their wood?
>>218780766bye
>>218780713and in the end, it was you who was retarded
>>218780616a sand castle
>>218780766ok bye
>>218780762I forget who but she's told people, probably emma, that she's wanting to go home, presumably because of her child.
>>218780751>>218780752>>218780758No they’re not stop making shit up to ruin the threads
>bam is only here to watch head talkterrible host
>>218780698>>218780737They need to give the fish the "be interesting" conversation
>2:50PM eliminationlol...
>>218780719what would this accomplish?
>>218780728who fucking knows what goes on in those dumbfucks' minds
>>218780685>IP2 subhumansbecause fishtank is such high art
>>218780518He didn't and Vicky and Emma should be kicked for trying to kill anything interesting happening
>guys sorry when we took that bage downstairs we got them mixed up so drake wins by default
>Bam and Head laughing about how they "tricked the guys" into thinking the girls moved one of the boy's bags when really it was Head that did it>it was a dummy bag>James Drake heard production telling Head to do it in the market from the bedroom>Talked about it last night in confessionalThis shit is so fucking gay it's unreal
I want JD to win the most because I think it would be humorous
>bashir prayinglet's see if allah listens to his strongest warrior
>bashir prayingLmaoooo
>>218780685Ip2 already knows fishtank is nontent
>>218780750you are a pussy just like bashir dude
>>218780797He ran up on Emma and screamed in her face. He grabbed at Vicky too.
Bashir is such a goof lol
>>218780793Well she’s a fucking idiot with a brain fried from years of drug and alcohol abuse so I cannot pretend to have any inside into a junkie’s mind
sam would have been great as a host during this segment, just saying.......
>>218780766Who?
>>218780766You benleaks (you) quit ftl would make me so happy
>>218780814Ok and
>>218780713they should get rid of simbal
>>218780792it's saturday nigger only shitskins work on weekends
>>218780792They need to start the Karate Room Cell immediately. Please understand.
>give Emma the paintball gun>She can't aim for shit>Misses target and bullet ricochets off a wall and hits herselfPlease God
Is basneed crying kek>>218780803This is the show nowFake and gay
i'm gonna be sick
>>218780769Tell production to fire bam on camera Also anyone else getting rose counting f flashbacks i don’t like her counting plants
>>218780792its not till 6 though
>>218780814That's not assault you cunt
this is gonna take them like 2 hours
I think James Drake might do the unthinkable and vote the twins off
Where's the bake asshole
missing sam’s taunts and tension building remarks during an elimination challenge.
muslim bros we need to be sending bashir our energy
>>218780813faggot infidel kafir gajin motherfucker BASHIR WILL WIN
jd procced while cooking and baked a rare elimination cookie
BASHIR LOST BTW
>>218780817>inside
Well at least we won't have to listen to religious debates anymore
>>218780819this would've been a great time for some swamp magic
>>218780766bye faggot
they should vote jet out
>no new thread for elimination let itbdie bros
can i haz bake?
>>218780518>>218780814(You)
>>218780793nothing she's retarded
>>218780773But landon and jd DIDNT give their shit to drake. They still have bags
Jet saw the log and was like ugh fuck lmao
i hope vicky leaves so we can get married sooner
I really hope they rig it.
>>218780855he didn't even try
Clear bags exist jet
>>218780819He'd probably put a bag over Vicky's head lmao
>>218780555Again, you lack imagination - and again, you move goalposts. People just want to see him try. I'm not arguing he whether he should care, that's just you.
Emma wins and eliminates jamesCap this
>>218780845the twins and simbal have immunity from the candy challenge
>>218780845This is the obvious move it's happening for sure
>>218780766so much this
>>218780813Realist. There was no way to win. There was no Sam causing people to actually fight for themselves like the candy challenge. Bashir would have had to fight an impossible fight and 100% lose or stick to his word and 99% lose. Im sorry if that doesn't involve black men jerking off or pissing on people but thats the logical choice a contestant would make.
fucking BAKE NIGGER
No more bakes for this scripted nontent
>>218780881earout
>>218780848was just thinking this lol
Men lostWomen won
>>218780845Agreed
>tfw landon has the most plant matter
>>218780880he did but his samurai honor and faith made him trust in the drake handshake
>>218780766see ya!
i fucking hate how bam just hangs and lurks around the shots nigga do something you are the host!
>>218780616Atlantis
If they verified james bag why not just weigh them all now and verify any other bag that weighs more?
Have Vance give Bingo the anti immunity steak and then James Drake votes them off.
>>218780859Autocorrect, Im on mobile bc im a fucking sperg and have e sports on one tab on my PC and fishtank on another
bakers are muslim. bakers are fasting until sunset in honor of baser
>>218780112break into the room and rip up the chicks bags
James Snake got too cocky
>>218780914they didn't think about it
i'm so fucking scared
fine. baking.
>>218780914Yeah this
>>218780914ear out
>>218780886I'd stop watching
sam would be singing a weed song right now.....
48 hours of boozing made vicky's head bloat bigger than heads' head
>>218780911He put a pillow in his shirt wasn’t that funny
you are getting a betty bread
>>218780914You expect wiggers to have a brain?
At this point in season 4 we had Daniel panicking and chasing Angie to steal her candy bag
>>218780885This is him trying. In a logical rational mind, crashing out and eating shit for 20 minutes uselessly is not trying. Hoping that Drake will stick to his word if you stick to yours is. Why are some alliances content and doing the same thing for someone else not. He has no better odds than sticking to what he said. Theres no goalposts. You are retarded for expecting something Jet didn't set up properly.
>>218780927>>218780927>>218780927
>>218780935Why? This literally doesn't matterThe season is totally fake and gay regardless of who leaves.
>>218780914They're not smart enough to think of that
>>218780949you're saying that like it was entertaining
>>218780956>>218780956>>218780956new
>>218780845they'll vote Ben off lol!!! vote BAM!!!! BAM WASN'T KICKED, HE WALKED! WE WANT HIM BACK!!!
probably the worst fishtank challenge of all time
>>218780940I'd stop watching as much as I have been
new >>218780968
>>218780966>>218780954hahahahahaha
>>218780936DON'T BAKE
come on guys
>30 minutes with no new thread>3 bakers proceed to all bake at onceyou guys are retarded
Yeah bashir is fucked
>>218780954>>218780966>>218780986good job
>>218780954>>218780966>>218780986GEE BILL!
>>218780954>>218780966>>218780986the absolute state
>>218780963 What is entertaining for you s2faggot?
>>218780952>expecting something Jet didn't set up properly.The only through line between your posts is complaining about Jet, and that's not what we're even arguing about. Blame him for whatever but Bashir should have done more to try and stay. He's had a lot of time to do so.
