>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir has returned-- Vicky is bullied out of the house, self eliminates and Kratom Piss mogs JD-- Vicky puts used period pad in JD's briefcase-- Head leaves-- Bingo and Bongo are crying over ghosts and being drunk-- Jet mogged by Drake by threatening to leave the show because of Bashir's return--Landon won the DPOS challenge>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218809354
Brutal night for Jet
I love season 5 and I'm hoping Jet stops trying to fuck it up and rape the content
use >>218813217 first
>>218813333no
kill yourself
> more tightly-focused, shorter show to prevent nontent days> jet is still the problem
jet mogged
>>218813291drake just walked too
>>218816243It was obvious he was going to walk when he sobered up and realised what kind of show he was on.
the thing is that, even tho Bashir is back, he CANNOT win because if he does well and makes it to the end, production cannot allow him to win because it'll undermine everything, especially if the final 2 is him and Drake
>>218816243Did he go downstairs?
Twins are next to leave <33333 SIMPS WILL SEETHE
head was the most hilarious part of this seaso nand he's gone.
how these fish niggas still snoozing
>>218816593I like them, but damnit, I fucking want their simps to kill themselves. It's Josie all over again.
>>218816621>fake boomer bitsHe sucked.
It's over for Drake he packed and walked. Kind of don't blame him. Despite really enjoying the muzzie on the show, jet is a faggot retard for bringing him back hours after elimination as a continuing contestant. Genuinely think this is going to fuck up the story arcs that have been building. 5 seasons and these retards still don't book backup fish when this shit always happens.
>Bongo literally just aimlessly wandering around without bingo
>>218816638Yeah if he hadn't bitched out he could have been good but it's hard for old farts to do that.
>>218816638he was hilarious
Jet just had to do like last year and eliminate the fish with less plant matter.Its way more entertaining and fair.
>>218813227HERE'S TO NOT GETTING DRAFTED AND BLOWN UP BY DRONESЗa здopoвьe!
>>218816795forogt my image haha
get the fuck out of my ear dude
>>218816766>eliminating james drakethat would have pissed people off way more than bashir
season 4 ended from incompetenceseason 5 is gonna end the same wayshame
>>218816827he had the 2nd most plant matterare you retarded?
FIX IT
>>218816698Im convinced that he left because he couldnt handle everyone being drunk as a reovering alcoholic and he wanted to smoke. Right from the start he was ass pained about not know that his shit would be taken coming into the house and on his way out he kept trying to sell Jet and Ben downstairs how he actually wanted to stay another day or two and help them make pranks and syou can tell they werent having it. Shit or get off the pot you old bitch.
>>218816818looks like the cast is completely different from when I last saw it, did the old cast die? I remember a bald guy, a dude with a huge hand, and woman that wore baseball cap at all times.
>gee I wonder why sam doesnt give a shit about fishtank anymore
>>218816849delete the fucking screencap you retard you will blew it
>>218816858I've never watched before.Wolfcut blonde girl is getting 20 full size darts in the ass for the 200th time...Isn't that kind of bad? She has like 250 puncture wounds all centralized in her ass cheeks at this point. Isn't her ass going to rot off?
ppv has been fucked the last 12 hours bros
>>218816912it seems better/fine for me this morning but I'm not watching it like a hawk
Where is James Drake? Saw him working out earlier, but I don't see him on any of the cams.
>>218816993bathroom, jerking off
feeling wistful and yearning with all these feeling towards bongo. no one sees her like I do
does anyone else miss charity. i think charity is the best!
Ghost wants on
Still can't believe Vicky just walked
Pour one out
what did bashir whisper to james? he whispered something to him for like 5 minutes, and whatever the fuck he told james, it worked
bongo looks so fucking bored JETTTTTT give her something to do
Stumpgate, Poopgate, the mysterious muslim whisper. Need an iceberg for the season.
anythin hilarious happen the past 6 hours?
>>218816818>>218816858wtf is the lore behind slavtank?qrd?
so eveyrones going to be hungover today great
Landon bwoke fishtank
>>218817179>>218817132>muslim whisperkino
>>218817094
Did they already give up with the job thing?
>>218817305>Yo bro, lets just win the 50k together and then split it.
>>218817332we are lucky the show is even running right now
>>218817132something to the kin of, if god wanted me to win he wouldnt of eliminated me the first time. he's gonna walk in someone's place next elimination
>>218817318i miss her so much
Bashir told Drake that Allah granted him honorary salvation. Now James goes by Jam"Esh Al-Drahkir.
james drake said we'll find out what the whisper was this morning and he'll clarify later
>>218817338>>218817305>>218817132Bashir James secret whisper will be explained this morning, James just confirmed.
Attic breach incoming
I feel sorry for anyone who missed the absolute clusterfuck that occurred last night. What a trainwreck, yet, the wiggers somehow managed to keep everything going.
JAMES ESCAPING TO THE ATTIC TUNE IN NOW
JAMES IS GOING TO FIND THE GOLDEN SCARAB
>>218813227At first I read this as "Bezo has returned"
>>218817440what does that mean, can't he just tell the camera?
>See the fish drink tons of alcohol>Never see them drinking water
>>218817481That would spoil the surprise. Buckle up, you're in for a treat.
James just grabbed a knife and went into the basement
>>218817491Isaac mentioned?
Is ppv shitting itself for anyone else?
RED ALERT>RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED
>In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!and escape into the attic
>>218817481he said it was a secret. he's rightfully afraid of tts snitching because the wiggers keep letting it happen. him maintaining tension like that is the best part about him. hate the whispering bullshit though
Allergy season is kicking fucking hard bros, I went outside for legit a minute to get the mail and my eyes are red
>>218817492>>218817531the twins had a premonition about this
creed again?
>>218817464Brian fucked Taylor?
What will Jet do now since the shit tester is not a Daniel or Landon type dweep but a physically fit gigachad
>James and Bashir
Cody caught the escapees
ANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEP>ANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEPANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEP>ANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEPANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEP>ANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEPANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEP>ANISSA JUST HAD A TIT FALL OUT IN HER SLEEP
goonsquad coming in breaking up the fun
MASSIVE KINO COMING FOR THE ATTIC[del
I love when jet does his stupid "you can just walk out now" bluff everytime he deals with someone wanting to leave like it makes him seem cool and powerful and doesn't care.
>>218817569send kody up there instead lol
Yeah no one believes James Drake didn't know he couldn't go into the attic. He's shit testing prod now, but in a very gay passive aggressive way, the James Drake way.
>>218817585that feels like some kind of legal thing but maybe I'm overestimating jet
I want to see James Drake punch Jet.
>>218817605Is it even a shit test though really? I would do it too for fun
>>218817605we might be seeing more of fish vs prod after last night
>>218817612This...so much this....
I want to see Jet's fat retarded ass splayed out on the floor
>>218817585Has anyone ever called their bluff and just left
>>218817605>Teehee if you guys don't say nooo~ i'm going up there hihi
>>218817581nigga I saw it and didn't have OBS onplease say someone clipped it
james drake is just a dude who looks above average and theres nothing even remotely cool or interesting about him
>Week 1 complete>Zero funny bits from productionWas Sam really the one holding everything together? Might as well run the gay ben bit again at this point
>>218817627good
>>218817639It's not really a bluff, they can always walk.
>>218817639alexis and la'ron
is jet playing copyrighted music to try and kill youtube restreams?
>>218817585It's pathetic because he tries to have the confidence like Sam but he's just a little retarded Bosnian that no one outside the cult respects
more mints
Bongo's YT channel:https://www.youtube.com/@ash_ley333/featuredIt is exactly what you'd expect
>>218817605The rope was hanging really low today, I honestly thought they were teasing it to the fish too.
>>218817605no u retard he was genuinly wondering if it was allowed, asked prod but didnt get answer and tried out of curiosity
>>218817680ok, but what is JD's socials
>>218817585That isn't what this is at all, it's to disarm the threat and let the fish know that it's not going to hold any leverage.
>>218817650Credit where credit is due, making Landon the Janitor forcing him to get dirt out of the astro turf while they tar and feathering Head in the kitchen just to make Landon crashout was a brilliant bit
>>218817652The bluff is not that they can physically walk away it's that you don't need the person. It's the same shit as a boss at work just telling you to quit if you don't like it when you're the only one on shift
>>218817567yes and ben was upset
True BingoBongoBopper testWhat is the name of Bongo’s conjoined twins OC?What is the name of Bingo’s 2016 Odd Couple style comic?
Grimes if she was in the microwave for 15 seconds
>>218817567Strike 2
Ben hasnt been funny for most of Fishtank
What are Bingo's socials?
>>218817663Yup. Jet is a little pussy. You want exposure and people to be able to watch your show but instead he pulls gay little things like that to punish the streamers playing director when they sleep.
Bingo is a virgin right?
>>218817680
>>218817663do unlisted streams get flagged?
>MANGO
>>218817696Yes and it's still pathetic that's the gayest part of jets personality is "hurr I don't care about anything bro". Immature and very beta
>>218817648cope harder psl 1.5 ltn
>>218817742double digit bodycount
Is it possible to go back through and rewatch a season in any way after it’s concluded? I’d like to rewatch drunk pos night at some point to figure out what the twins were doing all night, just didn’t know if that was possible or not.
>>218817728
>>218817742Yes
>>218817680cool art maybe
>>218817728He peaked in early s3 and was only ever funny from s2 onwards. I wonder if something in s3 made him change and now he is just doing a job instead of having fun.
>>218817639>Vikky threatens to leave>Jet tells Vikky she's free to leave at any time>She leaves>He celebrates in basement cam>James Drake threatens to leave>Jet says he's free to leave any time he wants>Jet says he wouldn't want him to leave though and asks he at least sleep on it, because if he left he'd probably have to ask Vikky backSeems like he's just being transparent when Fish come to him saying they want to leave, and you're just grasping at straws
>>218817680This is like a look inside the mind of a serial killer. creepy stuff.
>>218817680>clicked one video>my furry characterIt all makes since why some of you faggots simp for the ugly twins now
only one man can save s5
>>218817728It was all downhill from Gay Ben
>>218817760Youtube playlist keeps VODS up I think
what kind of person wears this shirt unironically?
>>218817781>hey, stop that
>>218817650This its supposed to be more comedic there's nothing like swamp magic, judge in a curious george outfit, gay ben, doppelgangers. They're not doing any funny bits besides dressing up the twins.
>>218817648He seems like he’ll lose his cool and freak out at some point, that’s kind of interesting.
>>218817760The twins slept all night and were not present for anything that was worth watching. There boom saved you all that time.
>>218817747Bam is gonna be so happy his little mudslime shaman buddy is back
>>218817691Have you never dealt with a fake person?
God I bet Anissa's breath and pussy smell musky and sweaty from a warm night's sleep right now. Man I would kill to cuddle into her and smell her odours
>>218817791a plant
>>218817781he should be banned from life
It would be cool if mints unblocked me on instagram maybe
>>218817781One of the rare good decisions the wiggers have stuck to is abandoning Jimmy completely
>>218817758>How many animals have you killed?>"Umm... 10.">later reveals she considers bugs to fall under "animals">What's your body count?>"Ummm, about 12">later reveals she thinks "unique individuals she's masturbated to" counts towards body count
>>218817781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCd78MAEcs
>>218817791a chad
>>218817773wrong person
>>218817791A guy who's never had to think about what he wears to get pussy.
>>218817781No, only THIS man can save S5
james drake found a demonic object in the attic and is now possessed
>>218817802but sad that vicky's gone
>>218817804are you implying james being a normie has been a bit from day 1? get ur tinfoil hat off
>>218817833>What's your body count?>"Ummm, about 12">later reveals she thinks "unique individuals she's masturbated to" counts towards body countI don’t remember this one.
>>218817692Did JD really admit he's only here for two weeks cause of work? He's only here to watch fishtank up close, like seth
>>218817844>>218817781Yikes, these people are desperate we dont want that.
>>218817714Why?
>>218817791someone with no conscience
>>218817700thats fair i hope they make him janitor again. Robot indian has its moments
twin simps are pedophiles
>>218817648True - he's a non-fan sticking it out in an absolute clusterfuck situation and hasn't thrown in the towel.
>>218817844>help me kiss herkek
>>218817865No. He was saying he had 2 weeks off work and then 2 weeks of vacation time, so he had the full month off. Head was just asking about it because he got the wrong impression from another fish, probably Anissa.
>>218817872Freddy is always desperate for something, it's why he's great.
yall cry like babies about tts
>>218817791the kind of person on a reality show
>>218817865No, he basically said that out loud and for some reason clarified to James Drake iirc that he actually meant the 4 week duration of the show and then two weeks after. He probably thought it'd be 6 weeks
>>218817880...maejok wtf bro
>>218817865Last night he was talking to Anissa and said he "wants to be here two weeks", but I didn't catch the reason or his thought process. Anissa immediately took that as a sign he should be voted out and called him a faggot.
>>218817882probably realizing he can handle it because everyone else is a severe and varying degree of a fuck up that he can capitalize on because he grew up in a well off family and won the genetic lottery
why is drake dressed like a faggot today
>>218817860the animals one already happenedthe body count one will when /tv/ is reeling about the "double digit body count"
Bongo is a sex freak. Bingo lays there like a log
>>218817873because only one production member is allowed to use the bathroom at a time
>>218817880If loving Bingo and Bongo makes me a pedophile then I am a massive pedophile. I will love them ad protect them from all. And I will fuck them under a yurt after we've ridden into the sunset in white horses
I want the Hoff Twins on the show to meet the Twins
>>218817911He's ready for JD
>>218817781zero self awareness its not even funny
>>218817648Maybe JD is more your speed
Ben has to be the adult now. If something goes wrong in the tank it's him that's eating the lawsuit. Hence why he's "boring" now
Bingo and Bongo look like they both shlick to Ed Edd n Eddy yaoi fanart
>>218817911do you see his gay ass earings. Wife probably divorced him because he is closeted
>>218817911Thought he had the Charlie Kirk shirt for a second
MEJOK I know your on thread watch duty so tell Jet to do:-Furniture War challenge-Production Party Demon Summon Ceremony-AIDS test -Laws of Power presentation, involving classroom seats
>>218817859No, he's obviously a normie. He's 36, not a child, if you're not sure whether something is against the rules or not and ask, you wait for answer before continuing on to potentially break the rule. He was shit testing production and he used the "bro, i asked and u guys didn't answer" as a cop-out which I doubt Cody bought - but didn't want to deal with. Again, it's passive aggressive behavior on James' part.
https://vtbe.to/47zi3yrdln7o.htmlIs this legit?
>>218817865Landon only has time till like the 29th Jet is a fucking retard
i really hope they dont bring that greasy guido back as a freeloader
Bingo and Bongo were born 1-17-2000Bingo is 30 minutes older than Bongo
>>218817880never post anything from that faggot ever again
>>218817781>Jimmy begging to be let on the show and gets BTFO by MintsBrutal mogging
>>218817880what the fuck is wrong with this guy….his obsession with binx was one thing but this is just….
>>218817872me with mints
bingo bongo bingo bongo
>>218817954How is that a cop-out?
Am I fucking crazy for being attracted to vicky? I know she's no miss universe, but there's something in there that I find very beautiful about her face.
>>218817969hony maejok is ftl culture you casual
>>218817983eat a dick vgr
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OK3gAh5gKQ
Is this season the worst Jet has fucked up?
>>218817911that's his daily fit he dresses like a cast member from "Victorious" despite being 36>here's that highschooler I told you about
>>218817983I think you're all fucking crazy for being attracted to any of the girls on this show
god I love her
>>218817983she is funny and interesting
>>218817888>>218817901No, he was in the bathroom dorm with unc head where there is no camera but the mic picked it up still he said he only took a 2 week vacation from work so he has to leave next week basically the 2nd week.
>>218817983yeah kinda
>>218817997S3 prison experiment was probably worse than yesterday but not by much.
>>218817954>see door>try door>it opens>investigateits not that deep bro not everything is shittesting
>>218817648>t.
>>218817998monty is based. better bathroom bit than scott sullivan
>Head goneHow long until we get another one of Bams friends in there to do more scripted bits?
>>218817957Nina niggers ain't gonna be happy about this lol
Why is bongo constantly saluting unprompted
they really look like oompa loompas
Twins were very happy about the thought of being for Drake’s BWC but know he has a girlfriend and won’t fuck him
>>218817648Certified AB post
Drake waking up the lazy fish.
that was weak from drake
oh we don't need to worry about ol' drake
>>218818025nah im a handsome man who knows how everything works because i haven't hyperfocused on wanting to fuck the Thing twins
>>218817774go back to KF, troon
>>218817995hello, how are you, I'm stuck in the jungle room, please help me aueeegghhh
Im not trying to be contrarian or a (you) farmer but I really just dont care for the twins anymore. Cooled down hard on them, they dont do anything and their mumbling is grating.
>>218818055you are ugly
Production if you see this put water in the fish tank confessions
How many calories a day is Bingo on?
>>218818009Are we at this point already?
>>218817781>>218817844lmao
>>218817774whatever faggot
>>218818055You don't know shit, pal
>>218818036she's being polite
>>218817983No, I find her pretty too, it's mostly the eyes. She'd be incredibly attractive if she lost weight.
>>218818074ultimate wigger W
>>218817781Aryeh and Jimmy beg to be invited to every season
>>218817995nice of landon to ask her to leave insted of carrying her out
Warming up on JD, he's a likeable nontent faggot redditor.
>>218818064Gee maybe sending death threats to Vicky wasn't a good idea.
put a vinny ramos on
>>218818064agreed
ineed mints to unblock me
>>218818000I'm attracted to Bingo in particular. And would Bongo. They're ugly-cute. And they have halo-effect from having angelic personalities (well, Bingo does, she's pure and sweet, Bongo is a horny girl who lowkey wants to slut it out, but she's still sweet). And their twin bond is a marvelous beacon of light.And I'd fuck Anisa.
>>218818064I was initially cold on them but my interest has only been growing.
>>218817983If her personality didn't turn you off her immediately, idk what to tell youshe's ugly inside and out. there is no saving her.
>>218818098What? How does that relate to my post?
>>218817983There's something irresistible about repulsive people like her. I believe it's a form of self-harm which is a very private and passionate desire in all human beings.
I really hate how Jet gets physical with people then proceeds stand there straight face like nothing happened. Very faggot and girly of him.
>>218817957Old news but yes.
ALERT ALERTBONGO JUST FARTED AFTER SHE STOOD UP IN CONFESSIONAL
>>218818097his whole purpose is to be the vibe killer
Emma took the elimination stump it's over
Cominos.
I dont care for James
>>218818074scott is such a sad faggot that fishtank is the high point of his life. Like move on already
>>218818097His zingers are legend.
>>218818009mommy
Big Jet W for not letting old boring fish back on the show. fuck those leeches make your own content first so you deserve to come back instead of begging like a dog.
>>218818079>look at me im james drake i wanted to kill myself despite being over 6 feet and above average looks haha i want to be an actor guysso interesting man
>>218818126agreed. He is too impotent.
>>218817983She's really fucking ugly, anon.
>>218818130That's about 80% of people who have ever been involved
>>218817997>kicking Cole>Jimmy assaulting a women because Jet left him unattended after Sam specifically told them to watch him (although this did lead to one of the most memorable moments in the show)>spending a week cleaning the house for famous house 2 only to have it amount to nothing>being forced out of the house at the end of S3 and S4 because Jet couldn't get the right permitsI don't think S5 is even in the top 5 Jet fuck-ups.
>>218818140hi mints
>>218818117He’s gotta stand up for his guys he can’t look like a pussy
miss me yet /ftl/?
>>218818117Wtf did you want him to do, you would have called him a pussy for letting Landon touch him, at least this way he set a boundary
>>218818074Scott really needs to move the fuck on. Sam and Jet obviously blacklisted him after his creep bit on Bitchtank. You have a family and some dojo, focus on them and not the internet poo poo show.
>>218817983she is temu vicky vallencourt
>>218818156> >spending a week cleaning the house for famous house 2 only to have it amount to nothingI still can not believe the audience was subjected to that.
Landon got eliminated here. They just haven't told him yet.
>>218818140trvke desu
>>218818117Jet can dish it out but he can't take it.
>>218818156Cole quit after constant coddling and the slightest push back and jokes at his expense.
the twins keep dreaming about artificial simulacrums of the outside worldlike a big bottomless blue sea with no waves or fish
>>218818166>he can’t look like a pussythen he shouldn't be on camera.
When does CKY show up and play a few songs?
>>218818170>>218818170>>218818170>>218818170Post more cursed jpegs is this season had any kino or cursed pics?
I am really enjoying season 5 so far, I hope we get a bit of hellhouse later on instead of wigger daycare the entire time
>>218818046AB will say some shit like that while promoting fish like JD and meg. Its like shes watching a completely different show.
>>218818172>Wtf did you want him to doa return to professionalism
>>218818179SHIVEW ME TIMBEWS
>>218817781Jimmy is fucking cringe and boring. If they had him on he would just yap about his trauma and ruin the mood for everyone, then attack Emma for being small and having blond hair and get kicked.
>>218818186Posts like this are always the signal that production have woken up and started monitoring the threads.
>>218818186Jimmycord raider, just ignore folks.
>>218818115>>218818082>>218818010>>218817983Dude.
>>218818156Cole walked and if he didn't he would have been next out because the entire house hated him. You niggas just say catchphrases and try to rewrite history.
>>218818170i dont understand how the alcoholic would fail at the shit head drunk challenge so fast
>>218818211He asked Landon several times to stop touching him like that, should he have just kept begging the blacked out sperg like a bitch?
>>218818117On one hand he can't let them walk over production, on the other hand he looks like a giant baby man throwing a tantrum
I can’t figure out how to use fishtoys on mobile.
he bwoke fishtank
>>218818231haha so quirky i hope she comes back and epic trolls as a freeloader! kratom piss mog ftw!!
>>218818186bantfags will crucify you for this even though it's the truth.
Season 5 has Mauro posting again
JD is 99% nontent vibe kill but every now and then he gets into some banter with another fish and delivers a couple chucks n gigsalso>LANDON GET THE PISS
>>218818170not really.
Twins were in my dream last nightMade me feel safe
>>218817663no, he can play copyrighted music because he's on kick
>>218818074scotty rockers... don't tell me this was the surprise
>Drake seething in glassroom about the rules
beginf like a dog rn
>>218818232Jet you dont just shove retarded people against walls because they get up angwy. Your life is not a movie or video game. You are the show runner act like it.
>>218818231say what you will, she was content
>>218818250Wow, that glass house just shattered completely
>>218818250Mauros army never sleeps
>>218818179Agreed. Jet is so petty, and he hates when they turn his harem simulator into a real competition.
Hot take: production shouldn't even interact with the contestants in a non-business like manner unless it's for gaslighting purposes, this being friendly and open with them is just corny and seems desperate to keep them happy.
>>218818268what did he say
>>218818245woke up on the wrong side of the bed much?
>>218817680Yo the music isn't half bad
>>218818256>Guys im gonna go super crazy at 3am just watch ill win the challenge >Landon get the pissAnd then he did neither and gossiped with Emma in dorms all night.
>>218818256I actually like JD I don't get the big deal with himHe's a bit of a faggot but he's not a season 2 teir pussy, he will actually stand up for himself
Bingo looks like a Don't Starve character or something
>>218817788I'll look into that but wouldn't that just be the director stream? I swear for previous seasons the camera footage was archived somewhere and you could go back and pick through it, but I don't see that anywhere now.
>>218818170she'd be cracking a beer right now
>>218818222>>218818223Wrong on both accounts. We collectively need to dispel this shit because it’s embarrassing and a direct example of how stupid, ugly, and petty the viewers are that continue to use Cole as some sort of valid criticism. You don’t have to agree with me now but you will if you have the capacity to mature and develop a higher IQ/critical thinking skills.
>>218818256It's the one time Jet was right and got exactly what he cast. During the audition Jet said this guy is a massive fag and a vibe killer that they can use to clear out a room.
>>218818278nothing but straight facts from Jon.
>>218818250
>>218818232>Assaulting drunk people is okay if they're annoying youHow about be the adult, be patient and understand that you're the one who got them blackout drunk so that they'd misbehave? Stay downstairs if you can't control yourself.
>>218818278Qrd on Damien crashing out on Chris Lynch?
>>218818278got his ass
>>218818278true mauro, true
>>218818285during s1 i thought sharks were supposed to be a way for production to interact with the fish but that got abandoned fast
>>218817983shes has a very expressive face which can be admirable at times
>>218817781they would let him if he does it for free with no pay and flies himself and they have to give or reimburse literally zero dollars to him for it
>>218818290Nothing new. Still mad about the rules not mattering and that its unfair
Can't recognize Jet with the hat. Keep thinking to myself, who the fuck is that annoying faggot? That isn't JD. Then oh, it's Jet.
>>218818250I like how he willingly went on bloodgames and got mad when they told him to do stuff.
>>218818308I think cole is extremely overrated by /ftl/ but they clearly kicked him
>>218818250I dont think mauro gets to make that joke
>>218818302Playlist has all the cams.
>>218818074No Scott, no Fishtank
>>218818248I’m going to war over this. Some of the posts I’ve seen on twitter over this even during season 5 are so fucking retarded it’s depressing.
>>218818250based mauro
>>218818272I'm not jet, I'm also just not a retard like, again, he asked Landon to stop so many times, he clearly wasn't listening and a boundary needed to be set
how do i apply to be a freeloader
>>218817465Finally feels like fishtank nowIdc what anyone says, we back
james drake is right to be upset about the rules because jet is obsessed with having them but he always changes them and barely explains them in the first place
>>218818326it was and it was not a bad idea they just hate suiting up
Cole likes jerking to black men he was probably S3 biggest fan
>>218818335We’ve seen the footage at this point. They shouldn’t beg him to stay and they didn’t.
>>218818186Cole left because they told him to
>>218818256Is the pad still in the closet? It looks like he tossed it towards the mirror
>>218817997no, jet did a good thing for once. his i fuck up everything speech to drake wasnt even that bad
>>218818355get naked for us
1. eye candy freeloader2. picrel
Bingo said she is DONE drinking and is glad she didn’t get really sick like she usually does. She also says she’s going to stop smoking weed and that she wants Bongo to stop smoking nicotine.
>Landon didn't know vicky was gonegeg
>>218818250i will never Pretend to care about mauro
>>218818308Then stop lying about it. Cole was kicked, it's on video and we all saw it then S4 confirmed that jet is STILL mad about Cole mogging production. I have 0 incentive to stop correcting you whenever you lie about what happened and I won't ever stop. Cry about it.
>>218817465How is cucumber feet even gonna make a recap about last night? its gonna be 3 hours long or hes gonna have to skip all the important plot points
>>218818359I agree anon
>>218818326you're right but they're too lazy to put on the suits
jet giving out free shit from the marketvibe repair day
>>218818341C-Connor?The fuck you doin?
>>218818036bongo is chud coded.
>>218818372He was constantly threatening to quit despite being babied by production and the paypigs. It was justified. He let EVERYONE down.
>the right tools, ben.>where are they?
>>218817700tbf him getting inadequate tools (his main complaint) wasn't even an intentional bit, the wiggers just buy the cheapest shit at all times by default (unless it's gay looking wigger clothes)
>>218818318Pushing someone who had been heavily tugging on you after being asked to stop is a much nicer way of handling that, did you think Sam would have pulled him in for a hug and kiss on the head instead or something?
>>218818355fishtank.com/application
>>218818355If you're a girl, DM the sex pest.If you're a boy, you need to have clout or already be in the wiggers' network.
which one of you bought mauros twitter account
>>218818384I don't envy anyone trying to weave that story together
emmas taking a shit rn ^^
>>218818397Yesterday was the only good day so a vibe week ahead me thinks
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM LANDONyeah you're praying he thinks that jet so he doesn't remember you violently assaulted him and 1. leave 2. sue you
>wiggers still doing damage control over Cole being kickedjust let it go
Jet is way too sensitive about himself and the fish >guys it smells slightly bad in here, gonna get the fish a pizza
Twins have an Asian stepmom!
>>218818418Shame she can't be a little anything any more.
>>218818335I hear that he was kicked but I never heard about why, QRD?
>tells you to pace yourself>tells you the challenge ends when everybody goes to sleep>form a long-term plan based on these facts>jet ends it early because he's tired of dealing with landonjames drake is right to be upset
>>218818353You don't physically assault someone. Its that simple. It is also the law.
>>218818186Cole deserved it
>>218818409That’s not what happened, Peter
I love it when Jet smugly gives the fish food/drinks
Hate to see Vicky just walk, was fun while it lasted
Lookimg at the twins makes me ill.
Jobs? forgottenFake money economy? forgottengaming room? forgottenThe rules? never existed.
>>218818409>He quitNo he didn't he was kicked>You're right but uhhh... IT WAS JUSTIFIED OKAY??It's all so tiresome dealing with dishonest shills like you.
>>218818381Your loss
>>218818384He already uploaded it, hour long
>>218818398it was a joke
jd will be gay by the end.
>>218818438Landon clearly won anyway.
>incoming free towels & bedsheetsvibe repair day
>>218818256I've grown to like him as a fish. He's always somewhere being impressively gay. he manages to be the gayest fish on a show that's had gays like Burt.
>>218818397
>>218817865Based JD vibe nuking season 5 with the 4th walkoff
>>218818459yeah but I think it's just more about how pointless everything feels because the rules don't matta. like when tai crashed out in season 1 for bweaking da fishtank
>>218818412Sam would've put him through a wall.Sam isnt Jet though.
I love how Jet got mogged yesterday
Is Jet implying landon is the one making an ass out of himself yesterday?
>the s5 MVP
>>218816372The legitimacy of the show has long since been compromised… The winner 2 seasons ago was t even paid. We don’t care that much.
Send in Rachel already
>>218818383This is just lies on lies. The footage confirms he quit. The only thing confirmed is that, that nigga is STILL a bitch made brat.“Mogging” production is just not playing along with the show you signed up for and turning the opportunity on the people that gave it to you. It’s no wonder his fans are weirdo trannies in constant denial like you.
anisa and landon dont remember anything after vicky left lol
>>218818448>Give the drug addict drugs and alcohol>she barely sleeps for a week straight>Ends up burning out and going into a mini depression killing her desire to be on the showbravo jet
>Drake still complaining about the rules to people who don’t care Coping because he knows his strategic nice guy strategy has been worthless.
>>218818450It lasted almost a week. We should be proud of the wiggers
>>218818231gonna miss her bros
>just clear your stuff, we have got your replacement coming>"HE WASN'T KICKED! HE LEFT! WE WANT HIM BACK!"
We need a vibe repair after the elim, maybe a real cheese fry feast
>>218818489Sadly they can't use it 90% of the time because of Bam being the host.
>Landon can't even remember the nightI cannot believe that production isn't running a "I can't believe you'd do that shit to me Landon" bit right now. Jet already blew it, get Ben up there later to chew him out for it.
Vibe repair season
>>218818486Lel, instead of using Landon Jet just gets upset and gets petty.
Twins are currently reading the Bible in the dining room. They’re trying to find their favorite passages to read in the confessional.
>>218818412They wouldn't touch Sam
>>218818445Fantastic argument.>>218818452He quit and you’ll troon out in every reply.
>>218816372This is fine. Bashir has made it clear he doesn't really want to win and would rather just make a good show. Of any fish to bring back this was a good one because he will at least go along with everything and not bitch. Also it will hopefully prevent James from joining the longhouse.
this Sucks and it’s Boring
>>218818516hey wiggers, someone tell Jet to gaslight Landon now.
>>218818428Jets little violent outbursts are a window into the real jet. He's a scared little boy afraid of being bullied but can only take his anger out on people he sees as weaker than him like autistic dweeb males and tiny autistic girls sexually. Abi complained to shadi that jet was non consensually too rough with her during sex. Jets other sex pest accusers said similar things
>>218818256Can we get JD to take his shirt off? He's clearly self conscious about it. He refused to shake his arms when anissa said he has flabby arms.
>>218818529I hate this woman so much
>>218818498he deserves another shot.
How does JD remember the entire night if it was drunk piece of shit challenge.... kick this gay guy
JD is so fucking gay you have to mute the guy just in case he infects you
odds of jet cucking emma’s boyfriend?
>>218818529she should be a writer
>>218818434How many moms and dads do they have??
Mints doesn’t look skinny he looks obese and will always be even while taking ozempic pills
When does Spongebob and Daniel from S4 show up?
>>218818529I’m criticizing Cole right now but this bitch is too much of a stupid spinster to lay it all out because she’s proven she can’t look at anything objectively.
Bingo said she's addicted to weedShe's not pure
>>218818547>>218818498kys
Jet, Bezo and Mints are the only fishtank people that I've ever hated
>>218818553It's priced in.
jd is so fucking limp-dicked
>>218818562my wife
>>218818529AB is stupider than Tayleigh and maybe even Vicky.
>>218818439Funnily enough, I am in my final semester of law school. 1. It was assault and battery, 2. This is the easiest self-defense argument I've ever seen. He was not only under threat of imminent physical harm, but he was also already technically being battered and assaulted. The push was relatively proportionate to what he was experiencing, and he stopped as soon as Landon was pushed away and no longer touching him. I went into like $72,000 debt for this.
>>218818547no he does not nigga
>>218818562try finding a rape victim who isn't.
>>218818562She really is made for me
Muslims can touch and read a Christian Bible?
Would James Drake walk if they made her a freeloader?
>>218818500Are you ESL? Ben told Cole he had to pack his bags because he replacement was on the way. >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO DO THE SCRIPTED BITS DONT CALL US LAME AND GAYNah.
>>218818553That is just a part of the fishtank experience.
A white muslim living in japan with 4 wives reading the bible to 2 autistic identical twins
>>218818529 >I have seen footage you haven't so I know he left on his ownwiggers told him his replacement is coming because he was shit testing them, so he left
>>218818529this
>TTS Last night told the twins to read Luke 12:22>this morning they ask Bashir to read it to themI love continuity
>>218818544hes got some weird medical condish on his chest
imagine if your lawyer watched fishtank
>>218818562She said she wants to stop since it makes her lazy but she made a deal with Bongo that they have to both quit their vices.
>KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>218818553that sprinter van is gonna stink all the way to vegas
>>218817781Begging to be on the show is a great indicator for whether someone should be on the show. Do former contestants not realize how pathetic this comes off?
>>218818615what’s bongo’s vice
>>218818529So they kicked him
>>218818547No but I wouldn't mind him being embarrassed and demoralized for our entertainment again. IT's like all he exists for is to fail in new and exciting ways. An anti-TJ.
>>218818602>AB so ugly Cole looked and acted like a college fratboy to hergrim
>>218818627sex
>>218818627BBC
>James confirmed he was fake drinking alcoholOur guy is playing the game. hes smart.
>>218818529There's literally no footage she could've seen to be better informed than the rest of the audience. Such a bullshitter.
I bet the next freeloader is really boring and leaves in a day, the one after that will be some production raping beast that they cannot control
>james snake>"so i didn't drink, you guys didnt know this right?"nigger we know, you were cucking content and not doing ANYTHINGemma tier nontent faggot faggot faggot
>>218818353Jet told Landon he didn't care about the tugging on his shirt the first time and was also wrestling and roughhousing with him all night. Then out of nowhere he has the schizo attack and shoves him hard over the same little shirt tug.
>>218818635lmfao
>>218818627Nicotine
>>218818583Oh lel, cheers anon I appreciate the breakdown.
>>218818620...the fish are not she sharpest knife in the drawer
>>218818583>I am in my final semester of law school>I went into like $72,000 debt for this.I thought it would be much worse. Hope you kill it when you get out and you can replace Bill Ottman.
>>218818613And the lawschool he went to only charge 72k
>>218818591nah he's only upset about bashir because they made him a full contestant
>>218818613Worse, I'm a foid tooEnjoy the electric chair anon
>>218818634this
Just found out I jerked off to JD’s ass last night and not Emma
>>218818645what is wrong with you?
>>218818547He's a virgin and it's not fair that he didn't at least get to stick it in Angie's tight little piece and cum in 20 seconds flat while Jet gets sex with girls like Abi and Ellie. And I don't even like Danyul.
>>218818646Jet is a literal manlet faggot. Lost all respect I had for him and ben after finding out they're basically midgets.
>>218818602SHE'S WOKESHE'S UGLY
>>218818651>>218818655I also hope you find your own Claire and TJ to ship throughout your legal career like Bill Ottman has. Best of luck to you.
>>218818595You have to stop watching this show because you cannot handle it. It’s legitimately bad that I can recognize you as the thread’s retarded tranny.So what if he told him to pack his bags? They’ve done before and since to incredibly polarizing effect that gets everyone from the contestants to the viewers fired up. Oh wait - Cole quit on that too because he couldn’t handle being a fool like everyone else in the history of the show, including production. Keep denying it while continuing to get mindraped by the wiggers, you dumb tranny.
>>218818602Is AB even watching the same show as us?
>>218818669Should have used the Anissa accidentally tit flash from this morning instead.
at what hour do I need to go to the gas station to find myself a Vicky?
>>218818646who cares
>>218818595why did cole listen to them?
>>218818655In total its around $120,000 for 3 years not including books and cost of living, I got a scholarship and had some savings
I forgot Emma existed
Tunnel Drakes is a good gang name
James Drake is lost and is still trying to cope over this show being legit.
Even if they get some new bimbo freeloader she's not going to be able to fill the hole that Vicky left
Sam broke character to tell Cole that they were done
>>218818643We need Steinful to weigh in but he declined to give us /bant/bros the basement footage from that night.
>>218818529>Be playing tennis>Ref tells you "okay on this next serve I want you to swing wide and miss the ball, it'll be good for the viewers">Refuse >He kicks you out>"guys he wasnt playing along, he basically kicked himself"Bravo hambeast
>>218818610Thats what he says its actually cause hes self conscious about having tits and a flabby belly tts tell him to take it off! Get jet to put him in the jacuzzi see if he keeps his shirt on
JD confirmed leaving after 2 weeks
>>218818717no scott no fishtank
>>218818687After she told me to crawl over and she would change my diapey and suck on some titty and shook her ass I am suddenly an Anissa fan and wanna see that titty bro
>>218818717I don't feel so good...
really hope james drake asks bam to explain the rules later
>>218818715I don’t think he was there.
James is so wholesome
>>218818726trvke
>>218818680>>218818699>LISTEN TO PRODUCTION OR ELSE>Except when they tell you to leaveWiggershills aren't sending their best...
Mormon
seriously i'd be a great freeloader
>>218818717having a whole padded room and not having scott is a good bit
>>218818734BAM HAPPY AGAIN
>>218818547Landon is basically daniel
Bam is wearing a Jesus shirt today. Bongo saw it and was very excited to see Jesus.
>>218818713Lost all motivation and morale
>>218818735
>>218818746why did he do what he was told?
They're going to gaslight Landon, hell yeah.
>>218818746ngmi
Cole kicked himself out by saying Nina. Jimmy said Nina too but no one cared anymore at that point.
>I actually have a little secret about JD>He's on the way outwhat did James Drake mean by this
Bam snitching on the plans again..... for fuck sakeJET TALK TO HIM......
Twins are currently brushing their teeth in the bathroom.
>>218818759james drake would have left during the fishtank reveal of season 3.
CLASSIC JACKASS ENERGYYOU DID IT JET
>>218818774Who's nina?
>>218818754It is, the wiggers got our ass. Gotta give it to 'em.
this season will drastically improve the more screen time mints gets
>>218818776he only has 2 weeks off work and will have to leave
lmfao.....why the fuckdoes Bam love Bashir so fucking much it's so funnyBam goes immediately to Bashir to show him his fucking shitty attempt at Urdu or whateverhe goes to bashir for approval the way head would go to bam for approval
>>218818765Because otherwise he gets a trespassing charge? Retard
>>218818776It's called cope
>>218818776Out of the closet.
Everything JD says is either a backhanded compliment or a passive aggressive jab.
>>218818782nah sam would level with him. also cash prizes would've went a long way
>bam's gonna tell landon he held jet at knifepoint
>>218818786
>>218818776JD is going back to work in 1 week hes explained this
>>218818793Dude you are fucking stupid.
What's James Drake plan now?
>>218818774
>>218818776Full timeline:JD took 2 weeks off work to get on the show he coudn't get more daysHe told this to unc last night in the private bathroom but if you maxxed out the volume the mic could pick up the conversation.Unc told this to Bashir and Bashir told it to Drake.
>>218818811I don't listen to that faggot
>>218818793what?
so why did Cole listen to production when they told him to leave?
>>218818378Self improvement twins
If I was on Fishtank I would say Nigger Nina. That’s why I’m not allowed on.
>>218818813>0 counter argument Done. Try harder next time Mints.
>>218818680>He quit during the 'pack up and leave' challengeCole haters sound so fucking retarded kek
>>218818782If Sam was here, he would have leveled with him like a human being, because he would see Drake isn't just another fanboy autist. The way Jet handled it was literally the worst way he could have done it.
Millions must remember https://youtu.be/MS91knuzoOA
>>218818717scott got so butthurt when sam had those sticker mule boxing guys on that he dmed sam telling him how hurt he was
>HEY EVERYONE WE ARE GOING TO PRANK LANDON AND MAKE HIM THINK HE DID SOMETHING INSANE WHILE DRUNK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218818826is this actually real?no wonder he kept saying he's happy to leave after 2 weeks
>>218818792Bam is apparently on some global cultural spiritual shit so when he met bashir they sperg out on that
Can someone smarter than me try and figure out an elimination schedule, if this season is only going on for 4 weeks and we already had the first elim yesterday (ignoring the leavers) when will the next elims be??
>>218818830He's a good little goy!
>>218818774it is purely up to her congregation. sometimes she cares, sometimes she doesn't
>>218818826oh so is that what he whispered to him? james said we'd figure it out this morning
>>218818826In other news JD finds the fagggiest way to get onto the show cause he’s a gay faggot
>>218818815He's really taking the gloves off.
>>218818036She is a Roman empire enthusiast. And it's just fun to do and looks cool
>COLE! PACK YOUR SHIT AND STAY!
>>218818856>WE'RE TELLING LANDON HE ATE A BUNCH OF FRUITS HE'S NEVER HAD BEFORE!
>>218818792Bam has a shaman now and is on his middle eastern boomer mysticism arc.
>>218818826I think he said he took the rest of the time as vacation time instead of PTO
>>218817491Not true, Bingo got up and got water in the middle of the night. which is good, since she slammed down like 3 shots out of nowhere before sleep
only retards can get away with shit testing production
LAND'VON, GET THE PISS!
>>218818886fucking kek
>>218818857yeah - true facts from nightwatch crew
Dude...
>>218818680Is it AB seething about cole in here?
>>218818895popped me
Emma from last night
questions: what excuse did jet give for bringing bashir back?what made vicky finally lose her shit and leave?what made the head leave?
>>218818881>ITS OPPOSITE DAY COLE DIDNT YOU KNOW?
Imagine if they bring Landon a box of cheese fries but when he opens it there are just strawberries in there HAHAHAAH
>>218818842Dumb tranny has to imagine I’m mints to “win” an argument. This is how stupid you are: I could’ve said the same thing to any of your previous limp dicked replies. You’re a raging hormonal monster and you need help and a new hobby.>>218818849KEK
>>218818776He said he has 2 weeks off work which he asked for in addition to 2 weeks of vacation
>>218818915i would shit myself!
>>218818776JD refuses to take his shirt off cause he self conscious about his weight
>>218818500He literally threw a hissy fit like a toddler and walked off the show. I don’t know how people are still denying this lol
>>218818886Okay this is funny.
>>218818893Seeing them actually roll with it and play around more rather than the "be hard" approach was actually a refreshing change of pace. Think it played well with the fish and the audience.
TLPLP
>>218818905thats jd
Why are ex-fish so into this season? I swear they weren't this active in season 4
>>218818915
>>218818910>questions: what excuse did jet give for bringing bashir back?"Chat wanted it and I let chat tell me what to do">what made vicky finally lose her shit and leave?Head telling her to kill herself, I think, and then dogpile over a tampon>what made the head leave?HIV
>Kings 2:23From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!”
>>218818915MAKE A FUCKEN CANDLE OUTTA IT
>>218818941this season is actually good compared to all the other ones
I thought the game room would have pinball machines and arcade cabinets and shit
>>218818920>Mental breakdown after losing an argumentEvery time
>>218817585>>218817639>>218817666Your guys' hatred of Jet is actually blinding you. He's not bluffing, he's literally telling them they can leave if they want, because he legally has to. He's already said that these recent seasons have turned him into a lawyer (season 3 when he was outside with Xavier and Burt), so he's not pulling some "I think I'm a alpha chad who's gonna pull a move on this person!" He's just actually legitimately telling themHate Jet, but this is actual schizo posting
>>218818915i'm screenshotting this because this is 100% going to happen this is a classic Bam prank.
why is james in silent hill now, is he that asshurt about da wules?
>>218818903No >>218818561I fucking hate that hideous troll and could easily go harder on her than any contestant on the show
>THAT EARWAX BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Bongo is finally noticing that the fish are dying out
>>218818940it is??!?!?
>>218818941The wiggers paid them to watch this trash
>>218818943hmm, ok. thanks
>>218818929Which is crazy because this show has forced us to see more of airsoft fatty's body than fatty has probably ever seen
Bam posting is the highlight of the season
>>218818915But before they give him the box Bam tells everyone in the house about the prank
>>218818957true
>>218818910Vicky put her used maxi pad in JD’s luggage and cried and said it wasn’t her when confronted and just left out the sliding Kitchen door. Production brings back BASHIR cause he is actually there to play and Vicky just walked so fuck that, they have a certain timeline.Head started getting a little freaked out by being fucked with so much and bodily fluids getting involved like period blood and puke and then the possibility of shit/piss/disease
JD vibe nuking the season by announcing to everyone he doesnt care to win and just wanted a vacation is so on brand
>>218818826JD doesn't care to win cause hes already a rich trust fund kid with a high paying job. He just wants a front row seat to fishtank, similar to Seth
>>218818953Could’ve said the same thing here too >>218818383Keep on raging on tranny
>>218818970they should have put the same amount of fish in the house in the fishtankthen if one dies that person is out or whenever someone is out they remove a fish from the tank
>>218818957>He's already said that these recent seasons have turned him into a lawyerthen they were kicked out of the house in S4
>LANDON YOU GOT FRESH AIR LAST NIGHT DONT YA REMEMBER HAHA
>>218818974they giving stox as prizes, they're paying them in fucking tts tokens at the most
>>218818993>hes already a rich trust fund kid with a high paying jobthen why does he look and act like JD?
>>218818993>>218818992Why did they cast this guy then. Not like he brings anything to the show
>>218818967Hes going to use that earwax to prank someone isn't he?
>>218818993And Jimmy who just wanted to be the centre of attention for a while.
>>218819002>STILL no counter argument>Keeps replying anywayYou're raped.
>>218819014They cast him because he sucks. They literally noted him down as vibe killer after watching his audition.
>>218819009the elimination fresh air
>>218819012he is from california, he is a redditor and his friends are probably just like him
>>218818804He's exhausting.
>>218818990all of that was a bit i think
>>218818990ok but it feels more like what the other anon said and they brought bashir back cause the fanbase are a bunch of kwabs.
>>218818957Nigga stop replying to me, I asked a question. Keep dickriding jet though. you'll get more love on reddit desu
why is emma wearing makeup now, what changed?
I fucking hate these two, especially icky. bezo was just a very shit pick by ben and jet
JD is such a fucking waste of a slot. How do these retards not make sure these people are gonna at least try and stay the whole time?
>>218819008that was to do directly with production, and them thinking they could just get away with it.I'm talking about when he's dealing with the contestants. He takes the legal matters involving the contestants seriously.The contestants aren't gonna sue him or be harmed over them not paying for permits. But him telling them they can't leave the house absolutely would.
has anyone played a video game?
Head and Vicki went on a bender and fucked last night after they left.Head just didn't want to drink on the show because of his wife.
>>218818993From what I heard Bash is also rich too, its why he gets to fuck around in Japan and get a PhD in a likely useless subject
z a g n u t
YA BROKE BINGOS HYMEN
>>218818856>TELL HIM HE TRIED BEANS
bashir is nontent
>>218818940This is extremely disconcerting.
Vance gave Landon the elimination cheese fries
Can't wait to see bam margera and his bimbo wife show up for 10 minutes and make some stupid useless commentary
>>218819043ovulating
>>218819014You could say the same about the following:>Vance>Cole>Ted>Danielyet they still cast them. wiggers are stupid and make bad casting decisions
>>218818957Hi mints
>>218818936Legit thought she was butt nakedlittle white girl bums are my favorite
>>218819043Her stox is terrible and she has to farm simps again
>>218819043she probably realized everybody hates her
ill wait
>>218819014>Not like he brings anything to the showHe is the number 1 most profitable fish this season if you couldn't tell from the constant "jd faggot" tts
>>218819022You haven’t shown any capacity to grapple with the arguments I’ve presented instead of flat denial and canceling me like a tranny. You already said you’ll reply to me in every thread because you’re raped. You’re just using the same insults I already used on you.
>she was just actingshe drank half a bottle of fireball by herself in the first hour, all on camera.
JD is my hero
>>218819009>landon you lost your v-card last night! >jd took it
>>218819045I wish bezo was still there he would be fun to shit on
>>218818957mints can u unblock me on instragram
>>218817773>>218817652>>218818957Samefag btw
>>218819035>>218819038Well that’s the bit answer, and other anon has some of the tea answer which we all kinda know cause we are in /ftl/ you need both for the full picture desu
>>218819071But they at least were willing to stay and compete. This guy adds nothing and is gonna leave anyway
>>218819081Schizo moment
>>218818981Tts needs to get him to take his shirt off. Anissa tried to get him to shake his flabby arms, but he refused
>>218819043didn't they take away everyone's makeup day 1? if thats correct, maybe goran thought of it after seeing ellie without makeup for the first time
enter
WE NEED SCOTT SULLIVAN MMA IN THE HOUSE!
After Landon wins hes going to keep being a janitor
>>218818935it does feel refreshing. every other season they would just double down deeper into wiggery and make even more blunders to protect their egos. it's a step in the right direction.
>>218819103I accept your concession, tranny.
We need new freeloaders.Now.
>>218819043she got some steady TTS about being a disgusting pizza face with nigger features and then at some point decided to regularly wear makeup, coincidentally
>>218819088/r/smoldickproblems
>>218819107
Steve-O walks in and starts talking about his hot sauce to the camera before Landon calls him a faggot, making him leave and sue fishtank
>>218819046Everybody should watch last night's video to see that everything /ftl/ has ever said about Jet was 100 percent true. He's legit borderline retarded.
>>218819052https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_al-ImadiThis is his grandfather https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_ImadyThis is his father
>>218819116Oops meant for>>218818813
>>218819105Nah they got to keep makeup, he only took away makeup wipes. Girls got to keep their razors too.
>>21881911150k isn't exactly a life changer.
I fucking hate mints so much im turning this off until he is back in the fucking basement. Disgusting slob cunt
>>218819105hahahahaha true
>>218819118Yes about 10 new freeloaders. Pack this boring house.
>>218819118Don't worry they're taking applications today, they'll be flown in in 4-5 days.
>>218817435did he talk about the whisper in the confessional?
they should do a crossdressing all day challengenot because i'm a fag but because i want to see tomboy bingobongo
>>218818941s4 you could tell was gonna be a bust from the first few days so they didn't bother, nobody wanted to join that cast as a freeloader. this one has more s3 vibes and mainstream attention so they're desperate for relevance
they need to deck the show out with freeloaders and basically do no eliminations until the final week if they want this season to survive
>>218819052At least Bashir produces some content. JD is literally just watching fishtank in person being nontent
bam shows up to gaslight landon and leaves
>>218819139oh gotcha thx
jimmy in chat is giving mike white whining on podcasts about christian voting him out. bro work on your own show
>>218819135what was the deal with this?
Can someone TTS the twins Ecclesiastes 4:9-11
>>218818941there was nothing new feeling about it. s1 house wasnt the move
>>218819052bashir is in it for the love of the game AND to spread his religionyoung impressionable autists like the fishtank fanbase are prime material for his sect
>>218819162Absolutely horrible, but knowing these faggots half the fanbase wants to fuck her and suck her toes
>>218819180I honestly still have no idea
>>218819137Gonna cry, tranny?
>>218819163They're already pretty tomboyish.
>>218819135Think about how much fresh air they let in
>>218819078Anyone have the full recording of the solo bingo confessional?
>>218819118don't worry anon, jet has absolutely no freeloaders lined up and was begging people to apply as them last night
>>218818941unemployed and desperate for attention
>>218819118HOTGIRLFREELOADERNOW
>rearranges random trinkets and baubles for five hours
>>218818910Head claims that he was scared of getting HIV, but really he was too tempted to relapse after hanging around people drinking for 4 days
>>218819201>Admits to samefaggingKEKAROOO
>>218819163they should do a crossdressing challenge because i'm a fag and want JD in drag
>>218819170I think Bashir produces less content that JD, or they’re so similar in that regard the difference is negligible.
>>218819216He’s Rachelmaxxing
>>218819199was it a:>"lol, drunk pieces of shit ride harleys!!"gag?
>>218819178christian mogs
>>218819078https://youtu.be/Ia7qEWsGN5Y?si=gL2j9gaer0uqI1U5
Uhm baker the 100 imagine limit was reached a while ago, you do want to get paid right?
twins are so fucking hard to follow
The real tragedy is that if Sam was the host, Bashir would be halfway converted to Christianity by now.
>>218819225fax
>>218819211>>218819228meant to reply to this
bingo swagged out
>>218819216The spirit of Rachel lives on
>>218819224hammed up really on the nose kind of thing? I see it
>>218819219Everyone can see how retarded you are. They stopped arguing with me because they have nothing but your hormones are out of whack.
>>218819159i dont think so
bingo has the jon shirt?
>>218819233He does it for free, mints
>>218819216Talismans of spiritual significance and power
mints deserves 24/7 screen time
>>218819118they should take me i would rule how do i apply
>>218818941
>>218819237>when you come home late and the dinner is cold
>>218819248jon shirt spotted
>>218819071No u really can't. The only comparable person u listed was Ted. At least cole, Dan, and Vance produced varying levels of content and put in some effort.
>>218819248
>>218819233Fuck off I have to deal with these colechuds first
>>218819170Bashir is too steady and controlled.
mints deserves a field trip to golden corral and a cowboy hat
>>218819262Kys Mints
I can't take my shirt off in front of people either that's what stops me from going on the tank because I know they'd make me do it and bully me relentlessly for my gunt and boobies and stretchmarks
>>218819235It takes skill and dedication but you get used to it. It makes it a game finding them at all times.
nice pecker
>>218819135that shit actually cracked me up last night
>>218809283>>218817567Brian was good in Bloodgames.
I'm staying SAIFAre you?
to be fair you have to have a very high iq to enjoy jdtent
>>218819298Kek
>>218819170>At least Bashir produces some content.such as?
we need a cam under mints desk at all times
i love these niggas like you wouldn't believe, but i don't see them making it far without extreme coddling. bongo was losing her shit and freaking out during an elimination they had immunity from, and they aren't the brightest and are very easy to trick. though it'd be stupid to not keep them on as freeloaders when the time comes.
>>218819291im just a #Fan
>>218819298no way
I’m warming up on Mints
>>218819315/r/highIQproblems
>>218818774Cole was acting like Cole, it was different
im a mintscell
>>218819310Deputy Brian was actually kino. I went into blood games thinking he was a POS but I ended up loving him.I think CK was a demonic presence and once he got rid of her he became a light hearted goof
>>218819331>>218819298So this is the season for the women?
I'm sub zero temperatures on Mints
>>218819326TRUE truuuuuuu true true true
>>218819248>>218819284@jet @ben there's LoveAmerica merch on set. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>218819327yeah they're the show mascotsthere could be some drama if someone decided to fuck with them, but that's like social suicide
mints literally was raped in the tank last night and no one caresthis is why you never hear male sexual abuse victims speak out
No jobs today guys we need to repair the vibesPizza and cheese fries tonight
>>218819097Bozo left cause he couldn't handle the minor tts abuse. Production blocked most of it, and he still couldn't handle it. Everything else is cope.
All the guys are fags why don't they do a fag challenge
>>218819298lol its even smalelr than mine
>>218819350no comment until we get James Drake hog
>>218819298 *door stopper sound*
>>218819248God she really does look amazing, especially today. I don't know how anyone can look at this and think, "no, that's not an angel, she's fucking ugly". I'm starting to realize that the Bingoseethers are just closet homosexuals.
anyone else unhealthily obsessed with these two and following them but not even in a romantic way? they make me feel things
new>>218819357>>218819357
>>218819356HE DESERVES IT
>>218819356He deserves it for walking around with ALL that.
>>218819363No you don't understand he thought his house was burned down. It has NOTHING to do with the fact he was a weak willed homosexual
PPV dead?
>>218819380Brother, you have no idea. I'm on Day 8 of following these two through the house like they're life support equipment.
>>218819380I unironically love Bongo.
kek forced to showerTHE SMELL
>>218819331>>218819298Of course /ftl/ saves all the dick slips and not Anissa’s titty slip up. On some JDfag shit
>>218819375Woman or tranny?
>>218819363Yeah I know, doesn’t change what I said. Don’t know how you think I’m coping
>>218819201Psycho
>>218819298landon with the ol reliable 1-incher
>>218819379she's my fucking ugly angel, it's unfair for them to spread the twins-dependancy to hundreds if not thousands of lonely males across the globe
>>218819298he was drunk and trying to take a shit, it's not unreasonable for him to have teenis at that moment, don't assume it's an actual micropenis he probably has an average or slightly below average dick normally
>>218818068https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774044839035136.webmbout 250
>>218817791a closeted homosexual, i.e. james drake
>>218819252Oops meant for>>218818813
>>218819446tanara gonna be PISSED tomorrow learning the fish are starving and dehydrated from a week of boozing
>>218819356It's was livestreamed in the telegram basement chat. Everyone cheered it on
>>218819380they're very very sweettheir bond is "innocent like a little child" coded and untaintedthey hug and pat each other on the back and give each other high fives constantly like they're 5 years old, because they've been doing it since they were 5 years oldprobably no greater and more mysterious and magical a bond than an identical twin bondit's like their souls are in quantum entanglement
>>218819143jwon started his own business for less
Bam just yelled "God wants you to win the 50K" talking to BashirRIGGEDTANKRIGGEDTANKTHE FISHIES ARE GOING TO REVOLT AND WALK
>>218819298fucking kek
>>218819326*crinkle*
>>218819519It's not fairI just cried myself to sleep because Im alone
>>218819298dude, where is it?
>>218818856>>218818886kek
>>218819298>>218819331it's a gay show
>>218819298he is a grower not shower
