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Post Alinx kino
antara my queen <3
>>219211239
>>219211267antara is gettin really good at operating the robot lmfao
BINKY!!!!!!!!
you will never be manhandled by payton
>he's fucking rummaging againGood god.
DRAGON GANGRAGONGANG
>veteran comes on the show>mindraped immediately
Did Alex B always have a missing tooth?
>>219211274>>219211280>>219211272>>219211239who cares
>>219211274they fucked
Can someone identify was pants Alex B is wearing please?
Seasons 3 and 4 were complete duds and should be scrapped. Season 5 should be renamed to season 3 and we should pretend those two dud seasons didn't exist.
Imagine having Alex B as a brother or family member, jesus christ.
this form of narcissicistic schizophrenia is all so tiresome
that's not how antara is pronounced smartass blane
>Nobody on production can be fucked wrangling Alex
>>219211239>alinxnah bruh this was s3's best couple
>>219211307hedi jeans
>>219211300Yeah, I think much of his front teeth are fake as well. Probably meth. They are ill-fitting, but it might be because of his massively sunken cheeks.
>he thinks antara's name is antifa
fent leanin' is on the menu boys
>I WANT YALL TO SAY THIS SILLY LINE AND WHOEVER SAYS IT FUNNIEST WINS! HAHAHAH ROCK AND ROLL BABY
this may be the dumbest challenge ever
twins can both do a deep squat without lifting their heels
Blane better win
Is there nudity and fucking in this show?
goddamn alex looks like an absolute ghoul now
holy shit this is terrible
skate deck?
>laura upstairs drawing a swastika backwardsThis bitch is retarded.
wow another skateboard....thanks bam....
What are we doing here
I know he'll never admit it but I think Jet doesn't like the fact that they didn't pay Burt.
Bam 100% came up with this challenge
blane will win
Bam on a 2 day streak of boomer mogging the fuck out of the tank.
CandyBampost all your Red Bams
blane is doing some real METHod acting
Blane isn't even leaning...
>>219211302You do
Bam loves him!!
Holy shit this is bad
>>219211333have a link?
Okay so my very last cope is that they fed to Alex that Frank was fired just so he'd come back, only to have Frank show up when the doors are locked with Alex inside
ugh
>>219211369is that seth rogan in the background
What dog did Ben kill?
>>219211371He was doing the forward fent lean
blane is ripped because his tourettes causes him to move constantly. he is always exercising
>>219211362why didn't they?
What the fuck is Laura doing? Computer room now.
Best fish this season? Why is it Landon?
no Bam, I haven't... I've failed as a man...
?
>>219211381CASHEWS
wtf the cameraman just violated me
Great bit
>>219211298Birthday trauma pls understand
Do you think Blane is a trucel
this is your brain on fishtank
whats the challenge?
I have failed each and every April fools captcha
>>219211394that's just his natural hunchback posture
>>219211181>Holla Señior
alex is so on point
i kneel....
>Alex B from Sam's favorite season shows up>Sam acknowledges itoh jeez wow
>>219211400Drake,He's had actual character development that isn't a bit fed to him by production.
These are the so called lowest lows.
>does a completely realistic and unfunny heroin addict impression
>Alex B nails it completely kek
Laura has put a bag of something in Alex's bathroom and stolen his shirt.
>>219211414
okay alex's made me chuckle
the fuck is laura doing
>>219211423frolicking for a lil bit in bam margera's drug ridden mind
When have the fans turned against someone this hard?The only other example I can think of is Binx circa the S3 cell
>i'm.....gay>Bam: *wheezing uncontrollably* AHAHAHAH HEEEEEEAAAHHH *starts coughing* *crying from laughing* HAHAHAH HHNNNNGGGG HNNNNNGGGGG *spits up vomit*
I like how aggressively funny Bam finds his own ideas
Alex B is an expert at this
whats this stupid retarded whore doing
i cant wait for all the upcoming seethe when emma takes her turn
Bam won
>>219211450BAHAHAHAHA
>>219211431ew what the hellshe looks more natural as a negroid
>>219211360silly gags nigga forever
>>219211396he's an isometric success story.
>>219211397Because Burt is a schizo gay black man and Daddy Sam don't like them kind
>>219211360making bams protege
>>219211431Emma does look like an Albino Nigger weird
>Alex B just caught Laura sneaking down the stairs after he trashed her stuffAnd he's still going to blame someone else for it because he's retarded.
MOUTH OPEN!
James truly is an actor
>>219211460its like im listening to cumtown
>>219211450Emma welcome to rimworld
>>219211491is that what she was donig?
>>219211468just being a stupid retarded whore basically
>>219211458Tayleigh got it worse than either of those 2.Most hated fish of all time and it's not even close.
stuntman
Clav W
>>219211431>>219211473She looks very Indian as well Saar
What ethnicity is Alex B?
>>219211357Get this on the ad board
>do this EXACT line this EXACT waywhat did Bam mean by this
Elestanque.live 'cord got Roberto on the Ad Board, y'all.
emma w
>>219211503I think so. She took a hoodie or something into the computer room bathroom with a bag of what I think was trash.
>>219211482you gotta keep your promises no matter who you made them to, no?
>>219211515Fucked
Bam's boomer challenges still mog the shit out of Jet and Ben's
>>219211494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlRNCXKnsMY
Giving boards is dope as hell and fuck you if you disagree
what it was guys only challenge?
>>219211494full of joy
>>219211429I only got the Twingo one and the Alberto Barbosa one
Ever fuck a girl, /tv/?No? Didn't think so.
>>219211494type of shit i be doing after 1 weed
>>219211494>MOUTH OPEN FOR FRESH AIR
>>219211518i think he just didn't want it to drag so he could gtfo asap
>bring in an actor>do nothing but acting challenges>he wins them allWhats the point
>>219211525oh her job is truggage
>>219211515methanese
>>219211520Her pussy must be so weird looking
BONGO AND BINGO AIN'T EVEN THEIR REAL NAMES THEIR REAL NAMES ARE ASHLEY AND HALEY
>>219211521damnthey got reach
>>219211510At what point did they turn against her? You mean after the season when "cockbuddy" was revealed? She was never liked during S2
twins interacting with alex is bizarre
>>219211430Hey man he's a natural what can I say
>>219211533no point going through a bunch of losers that will just lose to Drake
>>219211530a bam margera signed deck is a cool ass gift
>owning a longboard lmao
Alex is going to be seething over Drake winning
>>219211542ive been fucked dressed up like a girlproblem?
>>219211526I agree with you, it was lame of them especially because they gambled it which also isn't "based". I think they only split the S4 prize because of the Burt incident and I believe that's why Jet has said a million times that all he cares about is handing someone the 50k check
>>219211552Yeah, but she did a shit job if so because one fucking item isn't his luggage.
>>219211548REDBAMS
How mentally checked out is Bingo at this point?
La Llarona
>giving Emma the impossible task of wrangling Alex BOkay Jet this is funny
>>219211446>Laura going for the easiest target again If this ogre is frank hassle why does she only go for low hanging fruit?
>immediately dipslmfao this is my favorite bam bit
Bet and Jen suck
Anyone found Bingo's watchpeopledie account yet?
Bongo has a whole town in her head
>>219211562Alex B is the true natural methhead
>>219211571based
bongo has an animal farm-esque comfort place in her mind when she's in distress
Why didn't the girls get to participate in Bam's challenge
>>219211560Claire POV 0.005s after bitchtank
>>219211570He already forgot it was a challenge with a prize and that he even did it
>>219211571l o n d o n ondon
How is this nigga Alex acting like last night didn't happen?
>>219211551Landon has won way more of these acting challenges than he deserved to, lets be real lol
Alex B has seen that AI image like five times and he gets one shotted every time
>>219211554
>>219211530skateboards are cool by default
>>219211606first time?
THE MONKEY KINGACQUIRES ANOTHER TORTA
>>219211596>>219211550
>>219211397Because it was funnier for the show to not pay himIt makes more narrarive sense looking at the grand scheme of things as well as his actions in s3He would literally constantly say that he doesn't care about the money and would want to split it with every other fish. He would brag about being richer than every fish because of his buisness, which turned out to be some student fraud scam. He would also "provide content" that were basically reruns of two modes>schizo nonsense>disgusting pervertLeaving him in the desert with a check that said zero dollars is infinitely funnier than anything he himself did on s3 and if I were in charge, I wouldn't have given him a single dime. I would have instead split the 50k among every original fish except for him, but done that outside of the canon of the show
>>219211560>makes it worse
BINKY BINKY WE WANT BINKY
>>219211584She first tried to go after Bashir, then I think she set the twins up to do it for her as a secret mission, and then they ignored her so she trashed ONE of Alex's shirts.
>comes upstairs for 5 minutes>ALRIGHT GUYS I WANT YALL TO SAY HEY I'M A STUPID GAY RETARD AND WHOEVER SAYS IT BEST WINS A PIECE OF PAPER SIGNED BY ME! HAAAAAHH ROCK AND ROLL>I'M A STUPID GAY RETARD>HAHAHAHAHAHA HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG *WHEEZING* HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *COUGHING* *CHOKING ON HIS OWN SPIT* HHHHHAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGGG>ALRIGHT GOOD JOB GUYS ROCK AND ROLL>goes back downstairs
>>219211558She was heavily simped for in S2 right up until the time she started accusing people of stealing her panties.
>>219211584Unlike the great Frank Hassle, whose most famous targets were anorexic Nina, retard TJ and anorexic Tayleigh.
>>219211622
>>219211622Looks like a WWE wrestler here
>>219211550rock n roll
JOB BOARD UPDATE
>>219211596because they suck
tall bingo
>>219211515pure kentucky scots-irish. he looks like a confederate soldier.
>>219211494how the fuck did he do this?
>>219211627unfathomably based
>>219211618true he got haley'd in a sense - IYKYK
>>219211649kino
>>219211515Please don’t speculate until experts like Bashir confirm.
No one has updated me in hours. What is happening in the house?
>>219211649Bingo pregnant with her pups.
>>219211622crazy that a whore with blue hair has fans here
>>219211584>I should go after Bashir the one guy who will attack women
can any psychology nigga explain why everytime i see her face I wish I could spray her with bug spray
is it me or is bingo just eating all the time now?
>>219211627Better than all the best bits from the first 4 seasons combined
>>219211181another Fishturd thread.
>>219211624Ogre is too scared to strike Bashir that's why she wanted the twins to do it ogre is scared Bashir will destroy her spanx
>>219211627kills me every time. bro just says a line and turns his whole body towards the door and starts walking
>>219211649now this is scary
>>219211682she's catching up
I bet if you raped Alex B's mom her cries of protest would sound just like him. Would be funny for him to watch it, bound and gagged.
>>219211679its the hollow emptiness of her eyes like there is nothing there
>>219211677>seething at blue hair in 2026
>>219211682FEED BINGO worked
https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/2039398418963927213
>>219211682>FEED...ME...
Is it just the Alex show now?
>>219211691
>>219211705This is only funny when said to alexNo one here cares about this form of edgy dude
Who has the sweetest ride?
>>219211716Landon would lose his mind
>>219211689/tv/ is fishtank dummy
>>219211716roboghost politics????
>>219211352Where can I buy Alex pants?
>>219211679that nose is brutal
>>219211635Frank wouldn't be scared of Bashir like the orc is
>>219211720Yeah
>>219211716Jet's retarded for not getting him earlier. I imagine he'll call in via the robot and replace Antara
>>219211627kino>>219211709not seething I'm saying it's odd she has any fans on 4chan in particular
Okay so are they air dropping Frank to get the jump on Alex?
>>219211649Should have just given her the 50k right here. This is what real gameplay looks like.
>>219211689we run /tv/ unc
>bingo speaks in simlish for 10 seconds>alex b gets stun locked and says nothingis bingo too powerful bros?
>>219211724it is funny thoyou can tell he has mommy's mannerisms
>>219211689another skullhyde wake&bake
>>219211716You pussies wouldn't last a minute in the Ghost Community
>>219211720Until he gets mogged out, yeah
>>219211716fuck yes. of course he won't be there in person. it would be cool if they had his voice play through every speaker in the house like The Voice of God or something
Bingo just queefed lol. It was so loud holy shit.
>>219211730daaaam bash whips THAT? sheeeeesh
Laura is back in the computer lab bathroom with what I assume is more trash.
>>219211730two fruitcakes
>>219211678Cope
>Antifa>AntariaAlex B can't learn Antara's name
>>219211756unironically some of the seediest people on the planet
>>219211689thanks for the bump
>>219211724Bro... Reddit is down the corner bro, you a pussy ass NIGGA! heh that's right, I just said the n word despite the fact that I am not black... trust me I will do it again, snowflake.
Anything happen today so far?
>>219211722checked and goranpilled
>>219211752lol someone pls post this clip
>Atari
Antara suuuuuuuuuuucksGet this le wholesome chungus pajeeta off the show. Bring in ROBOGHOST
Chew his ass out Antara
>>219211716Kino incoming
antara rightfully telling alex b off
>>219211737Bashir would defeat Frank like the Prophet (pbuh) did to his enemies in the battle of Badr
Alex is unable to cum. Inform those who need to know.
why antario have a fucking attitude now
>Antara getting snippy with Alexkek
this is harassmentAntara should sue
god i hate this fucking robot bit. indian dude would've been funnier
>>219211369I feel ashamed for having been the one to make so many of these
Antara fucking hates Alex B
>>219211724lmao alex b and his dead dad can take a fat mushroomhead against their cheekbones
>>219211776DIGITS!!!!
Blane does nothing he doesn't fuck with the fish or do anything funny they wont kick him or fuck with him because he's le disabled wholesome guy though
Bongo has a sick ketchup packet prank idea
>>219211794she sucks but indian accents are always funny
>>219211803we all have bad days anon
>>219211803because she was supposed to talk to him hours ago but he wouldn't quit rummaging instead
Antara is finally letting out her argumentative Indian side out
Donkey Kong has gone off the rails! The twins are going to put KETCHUP in someone’s underwear!
>>219211803She doesn’t realize she’s on a clown show and is taking her job completely serious
>Laura just leaning over the banister like a retardWish she fell and died.
>>219211768Why is she going after a freeloader? Shouldn't she go after Bashir or drake?
does no one else think that the robojeeta is annoying and slows everything down bc they constantly have to repeat themselves
RIP grandma
Why don’t these shitty generals at least post these bitches onlyfans links?
Blane rules.
>>219211812MOAAAR
>>219211847yes but the wiggers think it's hilarious so we're stuck with it for the whole fucking season
>>219211821he was introduced as a pep talker and he hasn't dropped the act since
>>219211850human nontent
I'm guessing they didn't get any foreigners because they didn't know if they were going to make money, but I hope they do for S6. I liked the Greek guy from the audition videos and the Indian chick was interesting too.
>As you command, my master
Alex B is so fucking fried
Laura has surpassed Frank. She is mogging the tank and hassling everyone.
>>219211800At least that would be entertaining to see. Right now Laura is trying to longhouse him.
i love blane
Alex is literally going full schizo
chainlink mafia vs ghost communitywho would win?
BULK LEFT :(
>The picture of him kissing Laura has freaked him out because he knows his wife is seeing it
this nigga more cracked out than the family in re7
>>219211858how did we go from bam laughing hysterically to this?
>>219211849coomer wants Emma and twins OF, grim
Give Antara the 50k
>>219211821His performance in living never dies was good enough to secure him a solid tier FL spot
>>219211879she didn't scream "alfredo chicken purification" while doing the "alfredo chicken mog" dance
Someone post that Alex and Emma crack couple picture
Alex B's shaking voice is such delicous rapemeat. I LOVE when a boy has a bad attitude, puffing his chest out about how he can fight good and all that. Fucking delicious druggable rapemeat. Molesting barred out Alex B.
white emo belt is the most kino fashion accessory of all time
>>219211890is that what's going on? I can't help but tune him out
cant do another day of this alex b shit.
>>219211883same as it ever was
Reminder Bongo thought Blane’s name was Bane until late yesterday
>>219211886She should gain a few pounds. Binx if you're reading this I'll pay for tattoo removal and I'll give you some food, I don't want you to be like Alex's wife just something like Beth.
>>219211883I don't even know why I'm talkin'.
>>219211886anti what
Alex actually believes binx died
>>219211879lol no
>>219211907
>>219211821Hes a pep talker freeloader similar to Oliver s2, tai s2, and nifty s3. Hes doing his job.
E V O L U T I O NVOLUTION>>219211895
>>219211820folk..
>>219211911Dont worryGOLDSTRIKER inbound to teach him how to box
>>219211910Were you a season 3 watcher?Dude is genuinely in a horribly abusive relationship
It might actually be morally wrong to put alex b back on this show.the guy is so obviously fucked, this type of thing must throw him in to a real manic spiral for weeks
>>219211627see >>219211366
>>219211907Up your standards. James is right there.
>>219211915Bingo still thinks Emma is Emily.
>sungazing
It's the Alex B show now, because literally nothing else was fucking happening before he came
>>219211907Hi Burt
delaney is the best freeloader of all time
It’s weird how Bashir simultaneously acts the most white of the cast while also acting the most brown
RUMMAGE TIME
>>219211933yeah I know retard I just wasn't listening to him so I didn't know why he was freaking out this particular time
>>219211926oliver got torturedtai and nifty were naturally funny
>>219211181STOP RUMMAGING THROUGH YOUR BAG, YOU FUCKING JUNKIE
>>219211949real
Where do you think Alex B would be in life if his family wasn't filthy rich?
>>219211927yes, seems like the logical next step. It really is a satanic show, huh?
>>219211716who is that? qrd?
>>219211907burt when are we going to get a Broken Boys Part II and III?
wtf the twins just walked through a wall in the arena
>>219211949she had a great rack
>>219211968A ditch
>>219211968county jail
this rummaging is fucking insane
>>219211949
>>219211936have you seen what he's been up to since s3? he's always like this. he does it to himself. he loves it
>>219211907we all missed you
>>219211907Fuck off, Burt
>>219211970satan IS very gayso i guess
>>219211968either dead from fent or much better off because he wasnt enabled
>>219211775Unironically he can’t learn anyone’s name in the house
>>219211974Frank should do something else with his life now that he's fired
>>219211974Lol what did he do?
>>219211990ghoulish
Alex B got this in the bag, no pun intended
>>219211974
>>219211949she made me so horny idk why
>rummaging challene>alex b immediately stops rummaging
>>219211978Vicky... my queen....
>>219211968If he wasn't born rich then maybe he wouldn't have become a junkie in the first place
>>219211949>hits jimmy>call sam hyde a faggot>gets drunk and says the nigger word>was in an early 2010's /mu/core banddelaney can never be topped
>>219211990yooo delaney looking kinda fine
are they doing the rummage like alex b challenge
just tuned inDid alex scream a bunch last night? his voice sounds like hell
>>219211930whaddup Slime?
>>219211959Even if oliver got tortured it didn't change his position as a freeloader that helps fish. He pepped up tj and shinji. Plus blane is funny.
rummagebros are feasting, holyshit
Drake's just rummaging through everyone else's shit
>>219212005agreed. he won't though, he'll just continue being a fat junkie
>>219211982Fuck is you talkin bout? Her tits were tiny
>>219211968probably actually pretty well off honestly. being born into a life where you have it all can lead to people like alex more than just an average household.
>>219211990SEXOOOO
>Alex B is crying from psychiatry tankAmazing.
i love Blane he's such a lovable little(big) freak
>>219211907hello burt.
>>219211968the back of an abandoned hardware store
>>219212012both of the top rummagers too busy fagging
I'm a 45 year old man will I get more pussy if I dress like Alex B?
classic james drake w
>>219211974Why doesn't Frank tell everyone what he really thinks of jet and the crew?
>AND THEN WE LET JAMES DRAKE WIN ANOTHER CHALLENGE FOR THE 500TH TIME BECAUSE WE HAVE A HARD ON FOR HIM
>>219211933>the read that I'm getting, and that everyone else is getting is that your wife is a monsterThis line from sam silenced alex for a solid 20 seconds. The longest he had gone on the show without yapping during a 1 on 1 convohttps://youtu.be/xOUU9pNBcQw?si=V8SlswW8OcYB2Q-pThis is one of my favorite moments of s3Sam genuinely trying to level with the dude and it just sliding right through the holes in alex's brain on its way out the other ear
another w for draco
>>219211949she's exactly my type, always loved her.
>>219211990Sauce?
>>219212038just look at them >>219211990
>>219212030i see. had a feeling.carry on.
B U L KULKK L U BLUB>>219212043
>>219212006He raped Jet
James is insisting upon himself nowHe isn't even acting like Alex, doesn't have the vocal fry, doesn't try to "act cool" like Alex does, has no catchphrases, he just goes AAAAAAH IM ALEX AAAAAH
>>219211978FIFTY TWO COCKS
>>219211949Her nudes made me want to puke in my mouth
>>219212066>drake seethers lost
>>219211968Is his family actually rich? Did he get an inheritance from his father when died?
>>219212062Because he's still hoping they'll call him, he needs the money.
The wiggers need to understand their fanbase, I don't want to listen to shit rap music and death grips
>>219211949>My name is the Delaney and im damaged goods >i have no idea what im doing with my life >which at this point is pretty much indicative that im not going anywhere cool. >Being on this show is basically the last chance I have at doing anything >i scare people because im simultaneously desperate and completely not desperate at all >im saving my fire, and preserving power plus you will see why soon xo
>>219212095in a row?
>>219212066checked and Dracopilled
>>219212101His dad was worth nearly a billion
Alex is like 99% white noise screaming and 1% content. I'll just come back for clips
>>219212017yeah i agree >>219212039
>>219212089to be fair he's known of alex's existence for less than 24 hours
>>219212062he is a golem
>>219212010imagine if you helped your friends build a successful internet show. you would fly out twice a year for several years to help them. you would be the butt of the joke and embarrass yourself but you were helping your friends become successful.And then- they move 20 minutes away from where you live and dont even contact you to hang out.Thats brutal shit man. Wiggers are evil.
>>219212100Love to see it
what the fuck is actually wrong with burt he makes me so fucking uncomfortable
>>219212106they have never given a fuck what anybody thinks except themselves and the paypigs
>>219212101He gets 10k a month but he didn't inherit anything yet
up close alex b is so insanely ghoulish. like a gaunt 90 year old woman wearing a face full of makeup.
D R A G O NRAGONG A N GANG>>219212100
>>219212113His family is rich but all of his money comes from an allowance. His family won't actually give him his inheritance for obvious reasons.
Here comes again, the endless looop, while he's constnatly trying to fight with TTS, I would love to know what the actual fuck is going on through alex's mind but this fucker won't stop responding to the dead daddy benji binx fucker TTS, ffs sam was truly the only guy who could tard wrangle him
>>219212130He's a gay schizophrenic nigger, fuck you expect?
>>219212137He looks like only his head died
>>219212130chill baby bro
>>21921210699% of the zoomer fanbase listens to bladee and joeyy
>>219212075she does of nowhttps://onlyfans.com/morespirals
why was Kody just going through alex's shit lmao
>>219212146you forgot rapist
>>219211990fuuuuuuuck. need the laney gofile NOW please
>>219212100
Is bashir doing a bit? Why is his voice so much deeper than usual?
>>219211916She has dysentery which she caught from estanque lol
>>219211949Laura mogs
>>219212156he already said gay
What did bashir say? Mints is a faggot and changed cams
>>219212066>non-retard beats retards in a contest
its too mentally exhausting to watch him with tts. constant tard wrangling
>>219212154get that thing off the road
>>219212130>uncomfortablethat's fairly mild. disgust is a natural reaction to burt's proclivities.
>>21921213410k a month is insane, he's basically set for the rest of his life. What are the odds he blows it all every month?
>>219212128it was a bit dickhead
>>219212154who the fuck is paying for this?
This season twist is that a freeloader is going to win the prize money
>>219212107>You know what would make Delaney feel better? >If she cried>No seriously I have a suggestion for everyone >When you start feeling like the Delaney, writing stuff on the dog house walls >instead of defacing our property, look up into the camera, and have a good cry >your life is soooo hard >walks away
Sex with freeloader emma
>>219212106I think you don't understand their fanbase
>>219212143he is literally immune to tard wrangling though
>>219212170>the crazy thing is-*switches camera to content
>>219212175truly. Imagine having to actually be him all day every day.
>>219212154is it worth it? maybe post some more... I shouldn't goon I have a date tonight but delaney is my kryptonite
>nah don't listen to tts they're just fucking with you>tts tells him something>he immediately believes and goes checklove this tard
>>219212163does tj have it too
>>219212167zing!
>>219212077checked
Hard to believe Binx is dead. Killed by one of her deranged simps.
wtf theres a whole other room
>>219212154what’s her instagram?
>>219212154is she on simpcity
>>219212194Thats Midge thoughbeit
>>219212188nice
>>219212187would've been funny in s2>greg wins 50k
What do you think anon? You get $190m but you’re Alex B now, do you take that deal?
>>219212202https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1775070480933877.webm
>>219212066What was the challenge? I cant watch without a playlist
>>219212208sexiest pic of trish
Incredible how you can get S-tier fish from previous seasons like Jon or Alex B to return on a new one and they resume to absolutely carry the show
>>219212188its better as バシール
>>219212188damn, this came out great
>>219212210she died in a car rollover at miami speedway
open streamalex b is still there and on cameraclose stream
>>219212183He lives in a mansion, has exotic pets, and has a coke habit.What do you think lol.
>>219212156Wtf who did he rape?
>>219212230o7agree
>>219212214go check yourself gooner
>>219212182idk i find it difficult to even joke about him his existence makes me feel unsafe and i don’t even live in the US
>>219212230Hi Sam
I'm bored
why am i attracted to this
>>219212100NORMIEGODS always win
>>219212210bongzarippa sends his regards.
so alex b is just rummaging because he can't find "the package" ben found in his luggage last night. are they ever gonna tell him?
So what's happened since Alex and Emma were in the glassroom in the morning?
>>219212215Midge is sleeping...
>>219212199>the crazy thing is- What's the crazy thing?
Who else up flubbin they bishop
>>219212245its just him yapping feverishly and continuously for hours and hours. Thats the show now I guess.
i'm going to grab my taco bell can anons give me a qrd when i get back?
>>219212229rummage through shit challenge
rather have beth, emma, and bozo tank than watch alex b for another minutes. hes making me physically ill
>>219212252I forgot my login
>>219212257because you are mentally ill and gay (but i repeat myself)
>>219212223downright peculiar...
>>219212222no, no amount of money can fix >that
>>219212183Well he does live with his wife and stepkids and he has monkeys but yeah it's a lot. He does have a lot of nice things.
Should I go play rdr 2
>>219212183>odds he blows it all every month?Very high considering he orders Doordash for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for himself and his hog wife's, and her bastard kids. Monkey maintenance is probably expensive as well.
>>219212223pls post the gofile on bant
does anyone have clips of puppy bongo from the "never die living" film?asking for a friend
>>219212257Because she's a bratty TLP
>>219212247some faggot, he alluded to it as the reason for quitting drinking
>>219212293Red Dead Redemption is for FAGGOTS
what is he yapping about this time
is dellywave the same person as fishtank delaney?
alex b is beginning to look like the crypt keeper.
>>219212257is that turbo?
>>219212298what is she putting in her mouth
>>219212293no.
Bashir trying to get through to this drug addict retard is fucking comedy.
you might not realize it yet but this is killing the season
>>219212223ffffffuck god bless you anon
>>219212293>equally boring game
>>219212276For real? You arent messing with me? Dont mess with me i dont have a playlist to check if you are lying
>>219212293yea
>>219212319zyn
if bashir can tard wrangle alex, undisputed goat
>>219205431What did bashir say to her?
>>219212202She used to do lives on it that weren't bad but she never posted any actual content. She posted recently that she's raising the price and planning to do a different approach but she hasn't logged in since. So it's not worth subscribing unless she posts an update on that.
I invented MemeScreen™ and now Alex B is losing his mind over it... I won...
>>219212293only if you beat 1
24/7 NONSTOP YAPPING FEST HOLY FUCK
STOP IT!!! I have a fucking headache!!!
>>219212313Absolutely not
i didnt realise there were this many laney simps
Honestly Alex B should probably get back on the xannies to calm the fuck down
>>219212344kys DD_Genes
Bongo sweats a lot and I really want to lick the sweat off her heavenly body.
Jet get a normal hoodie and cut the arms off for james
>>219212306Cowboys are cool, Pirates are for faggots
>>219212296i don't have anything else. that was just stuff i saved that was posted on /bant/ during the offseason.
>>219212319my coagulated semen I made into a pasteI call it "Zyn"
>>219212350i was confused because arye interacted with dellywave so i assumed it was her
>>219212325Immediately puts a stop to the seasons arc that was going on and destroyed Landons arc.
Can Laura 'ape the Monkey already?
he's 1 more TTS away from diving out of the window
>>219212340fuck thats bad luck I was completely unaware of that, I would pay up to 50 bux for a live goon sesh with her ngl senpai
>>219212331not messing, it was the challenge after Alex B spent hours rummaging his stuff
>alex have you played world of warcraft?>SO YESTERDAY BLAH BLAHjesus dude
>>219212321
>>219212293It's a decent hunting simulator especially if you play it online (private session)
>last day of the show >4 way swamp olympics >emma is still a freeloader>down to drake vs bashir boxing match >jet comes upstairs>well emma was actually a fish, she said she was a freeloader on april foolsHow would you react
s3 was a mistake
>>219212337i forgot exactly what he said but he sincerely complimented her performance in the piggybank challenge and she was speechless and looked flustered, may have even blushed a bit.
QRD on Emma being a freeloader?
If Bashir wrangles this dude it would be legendary
This is exactly how I would act when I was on meth. Even the other people trying to calm him down is identical
Jet, I have challenge idea. You have to outyap Alex with nonstop TTS spam.
TTS makes this unwatchable, I want to focus on what these niggas are saying bruh
It's crazy that Alex B can barely even hold a conversation. Bash has to talk to him like a retarded child
>He responds to every single TTS and takes every single baitMan I shouldn't have skipped S3
Fishtank S5.5 All Stars cast>Jon>Letty>Jimmy>Cole>Burt>Alex B>Freddy>Direnc>Vicky>Drakewhat do you think /ftl/
>>219212223Literally a boy's chest I have bigger breasts fucking hell
How can Bashir talk to Alex B face-to-face and not believe SOME people need to be given psychiatric medicartion?
mints is irrationally upset with bashir due to:1) only one ginger per household 2) unironic bible thumper
>>219212404It's not happening
>>219212366aw man. well thanks for that
>>219212404he's sure as shit trying to
Finally warm up to the cast it turns into the alex b lolcow show
never meet your heroes
>>219212398Midge is a fish, her not keeping up the act eliminated her
>>219212352Xans just remove inhibition and his inhibition is super low already. He needs adderall because his adhd is so bad it would calm him down
Alex B fucks his monkeys
>>219212404impossible
>>219212412there would be at least 2 deaths desuimagine jon and alex b in a room wtf
>>219212411>skipped S3you missed out
Why the fuck are they talking and stuff is happening?Bingo and Bongo should be laying on the couch and Bashir should be sitting quietly in the market while Emma lays in bed and James and Landon sit quietly on the arm chairs
this is killing the show. your audience will never grow if alex b is yapping the whole time but the pay pigs spend a fortune on tts when alex b is there. the wigger conundrum
>>219212416Bashir believes people like this need need to be beheaded
>>219212427their interactions with him make me like the cast even more
>>219212404wouldn't be hard. physically.
Oh my god Basheer is such a faggot. Have you seen "Holy Mountain" or "El Topo"? You're talking to fucking Alex B retard
>>219212446dont worry bingo and bongo are going to take a nap now
Jeez Bash I like you but what do you think you'll get if you recommend Jodorowsky to AlexB
>>219212419>using the phrase "bible thumber" in 2026i don't even believe in god but kill yourself
>>219212411There is a reason Famous House is considered peak.
>>219212404It's impossible, even if he successfully wrangles him it would last about 30 seconds until some TTS sets him off again
>>219212412Vicky quit after a week, she's not an allstar
>>219211943this one
>>219212427Exactly how I felt. They had a few good days, it was beginning to feel like a good season and then like usual they fumble it.
>>219212416>Early famous house when Burt's concoction took Alex B out of commission for a couple days I assume Bashir thinks he has a djinn possessing him or something though
Anon, are you happy?
>You ever seen Twin Peaks? (S1)>You ever seen Twin Peaks? (S2)>You ever seen Twin Peaks? (FWWM)>You ever seen Twin Peaks? (S3)
it might be the case that alex b's particular retardation requires a morbidly obese woman to beat him regularly.
>>219212446KINOOOOOOJET DO IT!!!!MAKE IT HAPPEN JET!!!
>>219211949ugly whore that nobody remembers. I wasn't even watching and thankfully never watched any of that. Oliver is the best freeloader of all time if we're being real.
>>219212446stare at the sun
>>219212446The dead season is now le super dead now
Bingo just queefed and started blushing so hard
>Do you know Jodorowsky?
>>219212453
Make this happen Jet
>explaining Jodorowsky to Alex B"this will end well", Bashir thought.
I really can't get over how funny it is that Bashir said Alex B was his favorite, hugged him as soon as he saw him and Alex B can't remember his name and thinks he is the most suspicious person
>>219212378Amazing. Yeah i checked out the director cam twice hours apart and both times it was just on alex rummaging. What a fag
>>219212456And his whole point is Jodorowsky went to therapy.
>day 30>bashir has converted alex to islam>alex is now completely able to block out tts>is now calm with a balanced personality, not violent or explosive>is a reformed, normal, functional human beingI will unironically convert to islam if this happens
>>219212488the king has spoken
>>219212411season 3 was literally perfect right up until mizzy got eliminated and they did famous house.
>>219212446
Alex B has really been mindraped by the off-season fishtank shit, he'll only be good content when he's trying to fight other fish. It's getting difficult to watch him sperging out at TTS every 5 seconds while the person next to him goes "Alex... Alex.... hey Alex... Alex B.... yo man..."
Can you please kick Alex. You should focus on contestant fighting for the 50k Jet.
Alex and Connor were almost raped
>>219212488activated his moviefag neurons
>>219212490>You seen Dazed and Confused, Alex?>Alright alright alright
>mfw this season
>>219212490He's trying to get him to ignore TTS through a ritual exercise, that was his point in bringing up El Topo
>>219212510wish they'd stop kidding
Hey Alex I know you're mad about people making fun of you fucking monkeys but have you heard of Fire Walk with Me?
>>219212457who is
shota cocks
Lol Blane
>>219212464this>people fantasize whatever crazy shit they think she might've done if she was still around
Blane is top tier freeloader/shitposter.
>you look only 28
>>219212522way better than season 4 with the freak of nature crawling around being cringe
>>219212538The 40 year old model who looks 28
Alex B bumming me out, sad to look at
getting tired of the alex b show tbqh
>>219212488tj would eat it all up. spineless little kwab
>Alex B claiming people say he looks 17
Alex is so far gone. He could at least hold a conversation. He can barely do that anymore
>>219212464>>219212534Vicky lasted one (1) day longer in the tank than Rachel
>>219212538Looks like a crack house
>>219212477been pretty depressed for a while>today was a good day though
tardrage against the candy machine
>>219212464>Vicky quit after a week, she's not an allstarwho else from S5? she's the closest thing we have to an allstar apart from drake I think. Bashir is dogshit nontent btw, so he doesn't qualify
This season has the potential to match season 1 honestly
>>219212534We know what she would have done: Stand around for hours on end, get drunk at night, and then throw liquid on people while they were in bed. Repeat
Alex needs the rachel treatment, just lock him in the computer room ranting to TTS and rummaging while the actual fish do something
>>219212530letty
Whoah, I've never seen a man who looks as young as Alex B!
>>219212543Alex B fatigue has set in
>>219212551I will never not laugh at the image of this old ass man prancing and skipping down the streets of his shithole
>>219212552>He could at least hold a conversationnewfag
>>219212551jet please make it happen
this is rehab for Alex
>>219212488TJ x Bashir podcast when?
>alex b saved season 5
What is emma thinking right now?
>>219212561Laura obviously
>>219212390Box Emma
>>219212500dubs of truth
>>219212478not yet>I have it downloaded, haven't gotten around to it
I don't give a shit about this guy and this completely derailed the season
>>219212500>I will unironically convert to islam if this happens Don't joke about that
Ever since Alex B showed up, Bashir has started saying “man” at the end of his sentences like wigger Bashir when talking to Alex
>>219212576He skips at the end of every video and kicks that fucking leg back and I fucking lol every time.
>>219212478I ubered back from a show last night and me and the driver were talking about how awesome season 3 is
>>219212130He's a gay nigger rapist dude
>>219212602Newfaggot
>>219212500Checked. Heil Allah
Man this is the most jumped the shark moment of fishtank ever
>>219212457>>219212573i legit didnt recognise her, has she gained weight?
season 3 haters fuck right off
>>219212577You're coping if you don't think he's gotten way worse
Alex has schizophrenia, right? This is unhinged behaviour.
>>219212588dude what the FUCK is the context of this gif
What did Binx see in him?
Alex B is gonna walk out for a reason eventually
>>219212602>this completely derailed the seasonthe entire problem with this season was that it was TOO on the rails.
>>219212457>i don't even believe in godWe know simp.
>>219212631No she hasn't gained anything
I wish we could see Bam in the basement reacting to Alex B
>>219211181Alex B season 3 -addict nice guy act trying to manipulate you/coax you to give them money for drugs Alex B season 5- addict after he was given money for those drugs
>>219212640$$$
>>219212552he seems mentally slow or like a dementia patient or something. Everyone even Landon talks to him like he's a special needs kid. In s3 he still had some semblance of a brain and could hold a conversation somewhat
Bashir and TTS are going to make Alex B have a nuclear-grade melty in the next hour
dis mandem wack yo
>>219212563I think it's my favorite desu, its got a mixed reception though
>>219212602It's just repetitive paypig milking, the other fish can barely interact with him because he gets immediately distracted by TTS
THE WALKERS MAN THEY’RE IN THE WOODS
>>219212631she's healthy, fixed her lazy eye and got lasik
>>219212636he smokes weed heavy and is an ex-heroin addict so probably
>>219212658Accurate
>>219212652She did and is now losing weight again due to aids.
hmm. funny.
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I miss Trish.
bashir is a muslim with a white savior complex
>>219212630
Bingo just queefed and her panties are sticky now LOL She looks so embaressed and Bongo can't stop laughing.
eating pineapple so my jizz tastes good for my tlp
>>219211382That’s not a cope that’s exactly what’s gonna happen. Frank is saying production hasn’t contacted him so the fans are thrown off the scent
i hate that i just can't bring myself to believe in god desu anons. i feel sad that i cant use it as a source of strength :(
>>219212608he's always had that habit, but it's definitely ramped up now
>>219212404Alex is incapable of being tardwrangled by menHe can only be wrangled by latinas
>>219212662Paypigs are crying about Bashir speaking over their TTS, sperging out, despite the situation being much funnier with TTS and therapy going on
>>219212637its a check up procedure for special needs people, finds out if they respond to visual stimuli.
>>219212703this but for myself
Leon married Sherry btw
Who trashed the stuff in the shop?
Alex could have relatively normal conversationa between his meltdowns in S3. He just says random shit now.
>>219212630? what happened?
>>219212711use yourself as a source you don't need anything external believe in your own strength within
>>219212500Itd be pretty kino of Bashir started a caliphate of fishtank contestants
i just took a 10 pound shit. I weighed myself before and after
>>219212631
>>219212633does this nigga have a twitter or somewhere i can call him a fag?
>>219212711God and souls are real that’s all you need to know. You don’t need to belong to a religion to have faith. Humans and Earth are deeply flawed by design
>>219212774thanks for letting us know Bam
>>219212783she's a 10/10 and I'm tired of pretending she's not
Anyone got drake's heroin bit?
>>219212812yeah I get it
>>219212799>God and souls are realso is Santa Claus and the tooth fairy
>>219212711I like to leave the idea of god loosely defined as " living in good and beautiful things" and "never kill yourself" fuel.
>>219212811>and I'm tired of pretending she's notYou never were. Don't pretend llike this isn't lettysimp raid 1001.
>>219212799>God and souls are real
>>219211374Been fan long time
Nigger ninacord KYS
>>219212857she was beat in season 1, looks amazing now
G mentioned
>>219212522Mfw this seasonIts blank because I CANT SEE SHIT WITHOUT PLAYLISTS
>>21921295010 dollars
>>219212904Simps are delusional and seethers are blind. She still mid and goulish looking but cleans up well which is why she looks good now.
Can we all agree Laura is a shit freeloader aside from her antics with JD?
>>219211649S'pht Bingo iykyk
>>219213034No but you can keep seething at jimmycord. RENT FREE.
>>219211968i sometimes wonder if it was the latina bbw doing a lot of the puppeteering
>>219212966"sorry I can't afford one dollar a day but I will complain 24/7"
>>219213114guaranteeing these threads are constantly top of the catalogue and bringing in new viewers
why are these threads full of pictures and webms of random internet hoes who aren't even on fishtank?
>>219212293shits boring asfuck i quit after the snowy bit
