>FTL News-- Sam CALLED Alex and said James is a FAGGOT. Alex begged Sam to follow him on instagram and he did-- Alex B is a cop-- His voice is gone-- James is doppelganger-- Bashir is "emotional support bro"-- The twins are monkeys-- Landon's rival "Ghostpolitics" could be a freeloader... https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/2039398418963927213>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219212541
>>219213851Alex B is the goat and this is why. https://x.com/oldmanwithcoin/status/2039334215905341885?s=46
>>219213851BREAKING NEWS:BURT HAS HAD ENOUGH
yo whats good
Can someone summarize the phone call I couldn't hear shit
>gingavitis
>>219213851>Allah will save Alex B
WHEN I SAY S3 YOU SAY BEST SEASONS3
Dear Blane,I love you.I would die for you.I desire your cum.Love,Anon
alex b is so content that he's nontent
>>219213985All aura lost.
>>219213954Likely bait, but the "story" shit is incredibly gay. Any sort of forced arc is so retarded it hurts. TJ sucked.
how long has he been in the computer room ffs
v0tehttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVtheres less vickyfags than i assumed
Make this happen
>>219213998Rose tinted glasses. He is super annoying. What made him so fun last time was all the normies trying to deal with him
>>219214009WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES AND THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN
Nontent niggers
>>219213988BEST SEASON
>>219214030I always pick the least liked Fish on these
>>219214030
alex b and binx was my favourite fishtank friendship desu
>it's the alex b showworst content yet
That sounded like Frank with a Sam AI voice changer. Exact same way he says "fuckin" and "nigga"
>>219214009>mfw asshole is spread
Going to Taco Bell. What yall order?
season 5 is the best season
Bashir>Tayleigh you are one of the best fishtank contestants of all time. You showed unimaginable strength and resilience. It means a lot that you would send me a rose. Thank you Tayleigh
did all the fish just leave the tank or what?
>>219213851What in the FUCK is Magic Stars??
S3 mogs so hardImagine yesternight without AlexThey would've... done nothingImagine today without AlexTwins would be sleeping like they are right nowEmma would be laying in bed doing nothing like she is doing right nowLandon would be sitting quietly like he is doing right nowDrake wouldn't have done anything same as he is right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT1Kp6nJghE
>>219214032Why? just wait until 7pm when Binx shows up
Alex with no TTS is the greatest fish ever. With TTS he is so hard to watch. Although the first night he got wild randy TTS did make me cry laughing.
April fools! It was frank on a voice changer and he was crashing out about being fired last night because he's coming on tonight
>dorm chuds seething all day about the monkey king
>>219214032unironically they should bring beth back dressed as binx and see if alex b can tell the difference
bringing past contestants on is the sign the show is dead just like Nina on s4
>>219214051what's stopping the other fish from doing stuff? just curious
>you now remember there's other people in the house besides Alex
>>219213966S-scott?
>>219214030total bashir victory
Previous thread summary:
>>219214063binx was just emma but old
>>219214023>Allah purifies
BLODY U FUKING BASTERD SIRE SHUTTING FUK UP IT ARE TIME TO MOVE TO ANOTHER TOPIC BHENCHOD BRITISHER!!!
>>219214063Post that pic where she looks like Netanyahu with boobs it makes me laugh
brown boyz idolizing a white sufi muslim
>>219214012He's gone anon
>>219214076burt jimmy and dave were supposed to be on s4
ANybody else think they gave up on the season 5 cast and they're just going to focus on alex b now?
>>219214060Bashir is a good man
>>219214068Luke, Payton, and Mizzy discussing who to vote out, in Famous House, while Alex won't stop talking, was super funny.
>>219214076pointing out nina when damiel showed up way earlier
has alex b always looked this ghoulish
>>21921387020% still think it wasn't.... here are your fellow /ftl/ geniuses
https://xcancel.com/TheGhostReport/status/2039398418963927213this is an april fools joke btw
>>219213922checked187 on a Muthafuckin HOOK!https://youtu.be/evhVeXu2zqg
>>219214074Good idea, maybe it goes unsaid but production needs to train her for like 2 hours on Binx footage.
>>219214108Why bother with them, they won’t do anything
just give them the 50k already
>>219213851Ghoulish
when did bingo say she bleeds from her ass?
>>219214108the only reason last night was entertaining was because of landon and drake fucked with him, the alex b solo stuff is really annoying he can't even think anymore
>>219213851do you newfags really not know about ghost politics? do you really think he's gonna face reveal for FISHTANK?
>april's fool>no nasal voice>no couch>voice not even a little bit gravely>no mhm>no mkay>YEAH BRO TOTALLY SAM
>>219214081Production isn’t giving them anything to do.
Im about to get on a plane is G seriously coming?
Wtf was Alex thinking here exactly
>GRRR WE HATE SAM FUCK HIM>OMG SAM IS BACK SAM IS BACKwhy are you fags such hypocrites
Fishtank World? Like after Famous Neighborhood?
>>219214108they're trying to gas him up for another confrontation
alex b fatigue
why do y'all have a problem with women?
>>219214144nigga what would even be the point he just tweeted about season 3
>MY PANTIES!
Tonight:>Frank shows up dressed like goldstriker >Hassles Alex until he almost leaves then goes buddy buddy with him >Frank kisses very drunk bongo>Simps mass suicide
>>219214012He’s good but the TTS he receives are absolutely pitiful “he’s just like me fr” tier shit
>>219214145>they need to be given something to doNontent walkersAlex doesnt need be given anything
there's still 11 days left
>>219214145sounds like a fish problem not a production problem
are shady and claireisite finally gone?
>>219214081Your right they could rummage through bags and yell at tts too. CONTENT
I've been summoned here. I can confirm S3 is best season because as far as I know the rest of the season have a huge Smaack-shaped hole
>>219214140no one knows who that is, he has 3k followers on twitter nigga
am I the only one who thinks this sucks and has ruined the show?
>>219214125o7
>>219213998Keep in mind that S3 had heavily-filtered TTS for half the time Alex was on, so it was easier for him to function without getting distracted
>>219214157(You)
>>219214157Only trannies didn't want Sam, vocal minority. Jet sucks dick.
>>219214064Fuck off Burtfag
Alex 100% needs adhd medication
>>219214183the better content is watching everyone shit talk in other rooms about him
laura is cracking
>>219214179goran took this from us
>>219214157I don't give a fuck if Sam and his steroid ass is back on or not where the fuck is Frank n' Burt?
>>219214085twins are less popular than I would expect
I was up until nearly 5am drunk af watching Alex terrorize Emma. Junkies who also happen to be retards are fascinating creatures; they're totally oblivious to the fact that they're a joke to everyone around them. Sometimes I fear I might be retarded myself and people are just too polite to tell me.
>>219214177no we will be back to talking about bitchtank girls on /bant/ as soon as the season ends.
Is she right? https://x.com/VampireLiquorX/status/2039096741408985387
Are we not going to see the other fish until alex leaves?wtf is this captcha
>>219214157I have come to hate Sam less when watching what fishtank is without him. He was probably the best behind the scenes now for stopping stupid bullshit and I'd gladly have him back at the cost of cutting girls hair off and pee pants challenges.
>>219214120Yes but he's getting worse somehow.
>>219214140Dude, ghost was only slightly known about 15 years ago. My skype group made fun of the vids where you hear the cans clatter. That's about it.
>>219214081Them casually talking in the dorm (which is the cam ive been maining with infrequent visits to director) is better than just alex b's obnoxious rambling
>>219214183You can just go to other cams?Landon, Drake and Bashir are still sitting around not doing anything, same as they did every singel dayTwins are still sleeping together, same as they did every single dayEmma is still sitting around doing nothing, same as she did every single day
>>219214166if you wanted to make your fools joke more believable you would probably have sam tweet something out first
s3 stays winning
>>219214216>shei dont even need to click it
Your little comfy friendshiptank was ruined?
>>219214204I think most people are fine with them but they aren't that many peoples' favorite
The alex b show sucks
>>219214179this outfit was so kino
>>219214215but theyre both gone, right? hopefully the after season stuff goes on long enough that the threads stay on /tv/ for long enough to the point where those two forget about it all
>>219214183>ruined the showif he was not there literally all that would be happening is someone gets a costume and half heartedly does a "job" like act depressed for a half hour.
you would soiface if he showed up let's be honest
>>219214009>mfw there's a drunk retard within punching distance
>>219214087NoBinx did the whole babytalk thing, slutted it up on famous house 2, longhoused simbal out by voting, and could have won if the season continued normallyEmma is really just payton but quieter and criesShe wants to latch onto someone stronger but can't act on anything Vicky and beth leaving nerfed her
>>219214177They only creep in when no show discussion is the focus so they can soak in all the attention for themselves. Expect them in the dogshit threads on /bant/
>>219214063SexWith Binx
>>219214232what is there TO do? they are all friends and they have done their jobs for the day
S5 CONTENT!>S5 CONTENT!
>>219214207Plenty of people told you were retarded last night bro
>>219214232Nah because I refuse to give them views and PPV only has director.
2026... I am forgotten...
Thank fucking god
>>219214150FUCK YOOOOUUUU
i can literally only remember 1 "interesting" challenge this season and it was the plants from the first week
>>219214204Bashir is more popular than expected. Cope and seethe mints.
>>219214233okay but it's not even funny, why get a fake sam who doesn't even say anything entertaining when they have his number
>>219214246i've seen them both post within the last week. they will be back.
>>219214252I'd definitely finner
put a binky on
Bongo is about to go crazy
>>219214179My heart has a Smaack shaped hole
>>219214216always
>>219214220It's some SCP I don't know the names, I am straight
>>219214252i would
>>219214252yes because he is my e-daddy
>>219214252It's too little too late but I'd probably get a couple of laughs at least
@jet thanks i was getting alex fatigue
I'm loving the high tension gameshow right now
>>219214258Exactly, they are boring people with no personality who don't do anything
>>219214256>>219214273fuuuuck
>>219214226>>219214181Newfags exposing themslevesthere were threads on /b/ every broadcast in his original run for radio grafitt. no wonder this website is so shitty now
it would be REALLY fucking hilarious if mr naked shows up in a blue suit
feel like bongo has large pepperoni areolas
>>219214065Fuck right off I'll kill her if she shows up
milk him for TTS money for a couple of days by all means but I wont be satisfied until I see the monkey heemed by the dragon in the arena
>>219214269Jet is intensely bad at his job, and anything good that happens is despite him. He got this sort of vague notion of Synchronicity from Season 1 and he has coasted on that idea since. The show NEEDS to be in someone else's hands.
>>219214200probably for the best…
>>219214177on their way to atlanta, floodgates have been opened
>>219214222>cost of cutting girls hair off and pee pants challenges.we literally had this without sam beacuse of jet
Bongo explaining her religious beliefs in confession
>>219214204Most like them but Jet fucked the season and gives them nothing to do except lame LARP bits. It's Josie all over again. People like her and then nothing happens and production ignores her. Some autistic retards remain who are diehard Josie fans because people liked her on day one but everyone else has moved on to other contestants.
HOLY FUCK BROSTHEY ARE SITTING AROUND WITH EXTREMELY LOW ENERGY PLAYING KIDDIE GAMES
>>219214169I'm sorry Frank, but Jet just doesn't like you
>>219214085>>219214085>There's less than 100 posters during prime timeGrim.
>>219214195Did you see in S3 when Burt gave him some concoction of pills and it basically simulated the effects of Ritalin and he completely calmed down and was basically normal for an entire night? Fucking hilarious until Sam started concern trolling about Burt’s pills
>>219214293the only thing truthful about this wall of text is the beef bell being gone
>>219214298>FUCK YOU TEXAS AND FUCK THE LONESTAR STATE
>>219214293>s5 is a real gameAHAHAHAHAHAHA
does any1 have the clip of a tts to vicky in the dining roomabout worshipping her feether reaction to it was funny
>>219214298damn tell us about the bronies next unc
still cant believe the plant challenge was real
>>219214246I doubt it. I never posted but I skim the /bant/ threads seeing if there are any new developments on a new season in the offseason and it seems like there's an intentional effort to make the gens as awful as possible in an effort to completely kill them and it's frankly worked for the most part. I try not to be mean and pretend to be above 4chan but those guys are next level losers.
>>219214063shadowfax
>>219214252I would actually cry like this unironically
>>219214157
>mogs your favorite season
>>219214293>get off my ear im busy sending tts to bashir
>>219214298lol how old are you? 30+ ? we got uncs in here
>>219214238Qrd
Sit on the beds-tank
>>219214324>Grim.Grimposter was right, ftl is dead and its just a namefag discord now.
>woke brown cunt liberal girl who will cnacel you and shit on you for saying nigga >faggots simp and wanna marry thisyou are all indians or loser whites that hate your own race
>>219214279>tfw no resting table tiddies
>bongo discussing carl jung in confessional
>>219214216>Twitter link>Nontent FreeloaderFuck off back to bant
>>219214203>Frank n' Burtit's called Furt
>>219214298No one I knew used /b/ after their first couple months on 4chan. They found little niches for their interests. I'm fucking 33 and I started browsing 4chan in 2010 or so.
>why are we filming my bits first Ben?
>>219214293Gameshow was always a shit idea. Nobody cares. Any rules were always there to be broken and toyed with. Any traditional show aspect was always just there to be parodied.
So the show is still crap right
>>219214324>Prime time is 4pm on a Wednesday Europeans shouldnt be allowes on the same Internet as the western world.
>>219214348It's a fucking shame they removed the up counter
what is laura's social media??? pls link...
>>219214293this Orange fat retard always just typing shit
>according to jung, God is both creation and destruction
I don't know if I can handle the current Alex B for more than two days
>>219214356People that hate Smaack want a chudette with a cock buddy
>>219214347season 2?
>>219214356I would pump and dump but never date her
>>219214298>3k twitter followers
Binky
>>219214356>heckin ribbits it up into your heart
>>219214378She’s on the Jimmycord. Go there and ask him.
>>219214367We're reaching grim levels that shouldn't be possible
>>219214356smaack the snaack
>>219214324>prime time>afternoonAussiebro?
>>219214395Jesus, holy dumper
>>219214252If he does come back they need to get Alex heated up and angry towards him so we can laugh at him immediately trying to be best friends with him when he walks in
Why does alex's face look like that, his body seems kinda normal, he doesn't seem like super thin, he seems to be a little bit fat even. Why does his face looks like that?
>>219214362Not watching but based
>>219214356I don't say nigga in my daily life so I don't care
>>219214371Yes but watchable crap because tts is mostly focused on Alex and the fish avoid him
>>219214336>>21921434533 niggas youre here forever. youll know when it happens to you
>>219214339>funny pic>correct opinionBroken clock
Did they do anything for April Fools?
>>219214384
>>219214356woke girls will do what you say and adopt your politics if you just fuck them hard enough. Girls don't actually care about politics that much and just adopt whatever beliefs are around them at the time
>>219214373t. jew
>>219214356I don't get it eithershe probably hates everyone that watches this show
>>219214129now that i think about it this must be after they were separated for a yearbongo has been losing those pounds ever since
The worst thing about Alex B being here is the influx of binx posters, I can't believe you people are still around it has really shocked me
>>219214407Drugs
>We used to lick rocks then dip them in dirt and lick them again. Are they actually retarded and not playing characters?
The fun Alex B is long gone and now this has twisted into some incredibly Goranian with shoving a shell of a man to milk TTS from paypigs.
>even the contestants are wondering why the jungle room food renewal stopped>production finally explains the basket system, which they won’t follow, works in week 3 of 4>the contestants only ever spent the fake shop money on energy drinks and toilet paper >jet has stopped charging for energy drinks and has okayed TP theft because ‘like, they need it’ Incredible game mechanics
>>219214395Hi RandomFrog
>>219214076It wasn't her fault but it's funny that it died while her being back at the S1 house. The place where she became the wiggers first cock slleve.
kek >landon: emma and vicky drank 10 to 12 beers in the jungle>but emma only drank 1 and a half
>>219214407He talks so much his face burned off all fat
>>219214395her greatest ASSet
Sooo much better, low energy conversation of them reminiscing things that we watched live on camera
>>219214357
when are we packing this up and heading back to bant
>>219214405i think they're still walking on eggshells after alex went to vegas with an illegal firearm looking for sam at the end of season 3it's not that alex would actually do anything (he's a giant pussy) but it's just a legal headache if he's not on production's good side
>>219214177claire is still there i think, they made her a fishtoy assistant to alex
Can someone update me on whats happening? I have no playlist. What are some funny things that happened?>>219214238I wouldnt know, i havent watched in days
>>219214345I'm 35
>>219214417Nap in the jungle room
>>219214157it's only the kiwitroons who don't want sam
I botted the poll for bashir
What does this to a man?
>>219214252No.
>>219214426It's like 2-3 guys who spam constantly to get people to believe that hag still has any kind of pull
>>219214443go now and dont come back
is it normal to let out a little bit of discharge when you fart?
reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
lol Emma is still in the tank for some reason
>>219214422no he's right
>>219214453i miss head
The twins are BORED as HELL!
alex b completely taking over the entire show and them making him the season 3 winner almost 2 years later is the funniest shit of all time. i don't give a FUCK
>>219214255The Binx FH2 play was devious, fully tried to weaponise the entire new house against the old Fish. Genius but evil, and also she was absolutely not smart enough to pull it off because >she’s just a wittle gworrrllSam was never going to let her win though
Did Bam's fucking dog die? Is he suing the wiggers for accidentally poisoning his dog with their messy biohazard house?
>>219214395Kill yourself randomfrog. Gooning little faggot.
>>219214469>BORINGFix'd
>>219214357What is wrong with white women. Damn.
Emma is DEAD
>>219214458The BBW farts have destroyed his body and mind
>>219214420To a degree but for some wokies it's their actual religion and it's not budging much. They'll still fuck a total chud tho.
I think what's missing for me is I don't really hate any of the fish at all. Even JD was just a regular flamboyant dork and Emma's boring but I've known girls like her and they're not intentionally the dullest creatures imaginable, they're just very reserved and skittish in general. This cast's done a really good job highlighting just how fucking awful the s4 cast was by the way. Freddy was the only one that wasn't totally fucking dull and he was only ever on when he was trying to impress Sam.
They need to send Alex B to some kind of rehab or facility to fix his brain
>>219214407Buccal fat removal. Then he actually lost fat, and now looks skeletal.
>>219214458post a shot of him from the HD cams from s3 episodes
>>219214468head and alex b would have been great
>>219214443soon I hope
>>219214458Fishtank will ruin your life
>>219214458
Is there a full archive of Day 7 somewhere?
>>219214345It's really weird to me that there are people <30 in here. Like you know where you are, ya?
>>219214441Alex B was doing the exact same thing
>>219214466Anti-European is brown coded and extremely Jewish.
>>219214424this is what she said about the show: >i'm not here to judge anyone for what they choose to watch
>>219214271Bashir won the season in this exact moment
>>219214395Yummy
>>219214494he's nearly 40, this is how he'll be for life. you cannot rehabilitate this
>>219214252i would legitimately cry
Twins think you can buy a house for $50k.
>>219214220peanut
>>219214488he's been inhaling poison gas for years
>>219214497
landon is a good fucking actor
>>219214503>binx fucked thisGrim and fucked.
>>219214458how does he only lose weight in his face
Landon coming out of his shell
>>219214501
>buy a house for $50,000
>>219214030why would you vote for a fish that quit
>>219214345Hi mints, I’m 36
make the call
>>219214516>Y-you cant rape me
>>219214464How dare you use Smaack for this
>>219214524they can get a singlewide like the one they grew up in
>>219214533Looks better here. He's relapsed bad since.
>>219214340yeah i would too if i'm being honest
>>219214524feels exploitive to bring two actual retarded raped people on the show
>>219214497He seems thinner and paler. More disheveled and somehow less coherent.
>>219214535AH AH
>>219214548Hi Mike
Bashir coping that him spending hours to get himself ready to match his indian outfit with his weeaboo stuff is normal
>its okay to be bald and you should not want to keep your haircooling off on bashir, actual L take
Emma is crying
When the twins leave I leave. Bullet to the brain to everyone else
Bashir is coping hard. Hair is very important if you aren't married and already on the decline. I'd get a hair transplant tomorrow if I see signs of baldness.
>>219214524100k house with a 1k downpayment. Funny thing is that was possible 10 years ago. More like 10k downpayment but it's insane how much more affordable a starter home was just 10 years ago
>>219214367Christ almighty this looks like footage from Heaven’s Gate
>>219214330FUCK THAT FUCKING ALIMO AND FUCK THE LONG HORN STEER
>>219214295It's all Jet's fault, he just wants to play barbie dolls instead of doing anything interesting. Sam always came around to drive a wedge between friendtank when things got too boring, and he's not here to save the show anymore. Cast is fine, production just sucks
>>219214177it's a dead show
>>219214560his eyes are much more sunken in
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
someone link the bashir street interview
>>219214569what else is new
>>219214572so stop calling him a fag for playing dress up
>>219214550"s...stop. get a new fucking bit"
For some reason the fishtank wikipedia page still lists Burt as the S3 winner.
>>219214549One of God's most beautiful creations. Cameras are a scary thing, to catch a moment of perfection before it drifts away. A memory that never fades, a reminder of a time gone that can never be as rose tinted as the flippant memories we hold in our hearts.
>>219214572the twins said they'd marry ben in FMK last night, so yeah
Nigz
>>219214572yeah because you're a fag
>>219214252I'd be relieved
Doomposters pretending like they wouldn't be doing the same thing if Sam was here
>>219214356Truth of the matter is libtard girls are better. If you need to say nigga then just pay Jet Neptune 50 bucks or whatever, I'm sure it will make a lot of idiots like you laugh.
Landon is neutral good. Alex is Chaotic Evil
>>219214573>Funny thing is that was possible 10 years agolol, where? you trying to tell me you could buy a $100k home in 2016
>It's the castIt's production, we've been over this a million times already. You guys are arguing exactly like Jet and Ben that the cast should be "interesting" from nothing, while production does fuck all
twins think 50k will enable them to never work again
>>219214608I would for 90% of the time then Sam would arrive and I'd actually laugh and enjoy myself
>>219214572Obsessing over hair is cope for a terrible incel personality
Baldcels are coping itt I think
>>219214191>>219214455you're both trannies
Twins think people don’t pay taxes anymore after Epstein files and you can get away with not paying taxes.
>>219214608
>>219214041Its so funny that Burt would get paid to write people’s papers and then blackmail those people for more money lmao
>>219214590ya, where is it
>after the epstein files a lot of people don't even pay taxesbongo discussing the 50k grand prize
schizo 70 iq retard burt is seething. it makes me so happy
>>219214612It's bothProduction is boring and casts boring people
>>219214609truuuuu
Heightmogged
>>219214572He's right
>>219214617after taxes they wont even be able to buy half a car
>>219214627this reminds me, i forgot to file my taxes and they were due today
libtard girls are better wives than racist conservative larping whores
>>219214627it's true
>>219214610>Alex is Chaotic EvilHe's Chaotic Good. He has good intentions, but usually causes trouble in the process of trying to get there.
>>219214550>I was raped every day of my life.
>>219214630
I get the joke. Instead of just the cameras being fucked up, the audio is trashed now too. Great work Jet!
bashir is the worst person ever to be on this show everytime the camera is focused on him i have to mute holy hell kill yourself nigger
>>219214448Did he actually do that? I was under the impression he was just sat in his car flexing the gun and then put it away again and booked himself a single night stay in Vegas so he could post himself at the casino looking like he was on the hunt. No way he was bold enough to actually take the gun with him.
>>219214650they're all the same
>>219214612This vibe is honestly good after the Alex B onslaught.
>>219214611Friend bought a house for 110k around 2016 that's worth 350k now in pacific north West. His mortgage is still only $600
>>219214566He is absolutely right and aging gracefully is better than bogging yourselfTo think otherwise is extremely feminine >>219214516>sees Mints working>immediately gropes him >mints comes back up armed with pepper spray >immediately calls his bluff, disarms him, and gropes him again And this is without even knowing that Mints is the one sending 90% of the TTS hate to him Why did Mints send Vance to box instead of doing it himself????
I used to joke about where is the pee and poo but the only way the show can be entertaining without alex now is unironically pee and poo
>>219214631kinda crazy that it was hidden almost the entire show and people only found out about his fake teacher persona during the vegas trip
>>21921464915th
>>219214650yea ima chud but conservative women are ugly inside and out
Bashir is right, fuck space exploration
I have a 2,938 sqft house with 2 acres. I’m going to offer the twins to live with me when I start dating Bongo so they can keep the $50k for more important things.
>>219214516
>>219214609>libtard girls are betteryou're fucking insane.
>>219214516yeah
>>219214611Most of the country.You can still buy one for under 100k throughout most of Middle America. >t. just bought a 2br house in the midwest for 80k
>>219214667bashirseethers are an interesting kind
>>219214608thats why we want him there, it makes doomposting that much more fun
>working kills the soulBataille pilled twins
Bashir spittin
when the twins say they want to buy a house they mean a double wide in arizona.
>>219214641Trvke
>>219214609The thing is most libtard girls won't care if you're not apologetic about who you are and what you believe. If you just go on like normal she'll eventually go from "OMG ANON YOU CAN'T SAY THAT" to "Oh, anon stoooop, we're in public lol">t. dated nothing but shit lib women
>>219214612Unironically I was having way more fun at the start when production were having daily meltdowns and wanting to fight the fish. Now it's just boring
Current Alex B has made me appreciate the current fish even more. They can at least have a basic conversation
>>219214609no libtard girl will date you as much as you cope
>>219214501Seth in 5 years
>>219214680the pee and poo posting was never ironic
Glad to see that more and more people are realizing that Landon is actually a whiny annoying bitch
>>219214649taxes are so fucking weirdi voted against stuff but im still forced to pay for those things in this satanic countryvoting is a psyop
>>219214683oh you're right, for some reason I was convinced its April 1st. I usually do them long before, but I guess I have 2 more weeks to procrastinate.
>>219214694and Erika Kirk is sane
>>219214677>losing your hair is "aging gracefully">keeping it is "bogging" yourselfYou are retarded
>bashir is the worst person ever to be on this show everytime the camera is focused on him i have to mute holy hell kill yourself nigger
>>219214650libtard women do not have poisoned souls
>>219214674lmao define PNW. did he buy some trailer in eastern WA? or a 70yo dilapidated 300sq ft apt in bum fuck oregongtfo out of here
Alex B shows that a good fish does stuff without production needing to tell them constantly what to do. It’s a 50/50, you need production to do challenges but you also need a cast that does stuff and creates drama amongst themselves.
>>219214721 Nobody is saying this
>>219214704How does Bingo afford her weed when she has never worked and got rejected from disability?
>>219214609They're better at getting sex trafficked from an early age. You can't even write "nigger", faggot.
DON'T GO BACK. PLEASE. HE'S UNBEARABLE.
that "fun fact" about us only having explored 5% of the ocean is ancient btw.
>>219214711I feel like everyone is pretending that Alex isn't extremely annoying
>>219214739Bongo works
People seething about Bashir are an interesting kind, I wonder if they know this only makes Bashirfags like hime more
>>219214672cope
>>219214714nigga I only date libtards. I have "liberal" on my bumble profile, its what we call a white lie. I dont get triggered if a cute girl insults daddy trump and they dont need to know I watch the edgy sam hyde reality show
>>219214560>>219214367We're watching a man slowly burn out and waste away and it's sad. He's so clearly addicted to drugs. Honestly I bet it's pills if he actually has money.
>>219214739Bongo buys it for her
>>219214721he's just an autist about the rules and contracts, unfortunately this world is full of contradictions
>>219214730I am correct. Finasteride is tranny pills and if you get hair plugs you still have to onions yourself to keep them
>libtard girls are better>conservative girls are just larpers!!doesnt that mean conservative girls are also libtards then? make up you mind you woke trannies, they both wont date you
>>219214746only fair she provides after taking all of Bingo's nutrients
>>219214701lmfao
>>219214731 this but unironically
>>219214743NOOOO I WANT BASHIR AND LANDON TALK ABOUT "DUUUDE SPACE AND LE OCEAN ISNT EXPLORED DUUUDE MARS"
>>219214734living in big cities is homosexual
smaack is a caring and good woman.
>>219214739Stoned sex with Bingo
>>219214721Landon is king. Bashir is his knight. The twins his priestesses. James Drake is his personal champion, defending mighty Landon from Alex B’s disrespectful pokes.
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyV>anissa 0 votesthats kinda funny. kek
>>219214157>everybody is 1 guyhow does this exact post get made every day for the entirety of 4chan's existence
>>219214730>losing your hair is "aging gracefully"correct, it's a natural part of life for men>keeping it is "bogging" yourselfcorrect, hair surgery is bogging
>>219214744we've only mapped like 30% of the seafloor
smaack is a dumb whore
>>219214737alex leans too hard the other way tho. push him too hard and he overreacts, outside of famous house when he fully believed the gaslight it's difficult to get him to do anything than loop on himself
>ok no problem
>>219214765>doesnt that mean conservative girls are also libtards thenYes. Women are naturally retarded. That's why every society around the world decided not to allow them to have a say outside of the home.
>>219214777She's a libtard thoughbeit
>>219214782a flower that never got to bloom
>>219214677I wouldn't want to lose all my hair, but I do think it's fine and looks normal to have a mature hairline if you're 30+
>>219214739She worked at a library and a dollar store
>>219214782>Bashitfags heavily botting the pollAs expected
>>219214756trannies arent women, libtard
>>219214783They view everything from this lens, I don't think it can be fixed.
>>219214765the loneliness epidemic is only gonna get worse
is she asking if emma cried today lol
Libtard females get rightfully raped because they dress like whores and do drugs. They also get killed the most in terrorist attacks because they attend shitty concerts. Nature is healing.
>>219214786This bald nigga cope lmao
>>219214765As a 30 year old boomer, I can tell you that all ‘trad ‘ women are gold diggers and will actually admit this directly if you ask them
>>2192147343 bedroom house in suburb probably built in the late 90's. City population 125k.
>>219214791>wenigger what did YOU do?
>>219214744We still know more about outer space than we do the ocean
>>219214731knowing he watches these threads like a hawk trying to find restreamer links, we need to make him feel bad about himself more. he's such an ugly faggot chud
>>219214721even the tiger meme got annoying
>>219214550The real travesty this season is that Sam isn’t here, and Jet and Ben won’t force Mints to box, whereas Sam absolutely would force her fat freckled ass upstairs to receive the beating it deserves
>>219214811>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KEEP WINNING YOU HAVE TO BE CHEATING
>>219214658He was Chaotic Good but Gorloch corrupted his heart so now he serves evil. According to legend Binx the pure and Sam the white will team up and turn him back to the side of light during the battle of Atlanta.
>>219214650A woman's political posturing really isn't too indicative of her personality or actual morals, be careful out there
>>219214773unironically. They can at least hold a conversation. Their brains aren't mashed peas.
>>219214737he just rummages and seethes at TTS
>>219214709This is true. A friend of mine is an openly conservative police officer and his gf is this super liberal artsy musician. She does not give a fuck.
>>219214812damn you got triggered hard over that, can't imagine being this soft
>>219214821ok
>>219214777heavenly trips
>>219214829we as in the human race you bitch slut whore cunt hoe N word
>>219214777She is perpetually single and will die alone.
>Alex B is blocking Antara's only escape routelmao, poor Antara.
Would you fund Bingo's neet princess lifestyle?
>>219214823I promise you the only person who gives a fuck about your hairline is you. Not even girls give a fuck, not that you should be worrying about what girls think, even though you probably do.
>>219214803They’ll follow cultural norms and take great enjoyment in enforcing them Iran, for example, weaponized the ‘longhouse’ phenomena with their morality police, which is primarily staffed by Middle Aged women
Does anyone know where Mints is from? Like where he lives approximately? Does he have an apartment somewhere that he lives off-season? If I needed to find him sometime where could that be? Just asking as a joke, hahaha.
>>219214609id beat this bitches ass
who got the emma day 1 -> day 15 image
>>219214823>This bald nigga cope lmaonigger hands typed this
Antara wants to leave and Alex keeps yapping kekAnd he is blocking her only exitkino
>>219214824>he believes trad women arent gold diggersactually retarded
>>219214858Yes so I can feed her nice and thick like Bongo
>>219214824Sounds like all women to me
48 people bought the season pass XL and are watching Emma talk to Laura.
>>219214690 Of course a brownie would say this
I love my supporters cus they got money
>>219214157Let's be real for a moment here. I get why Sam's so revered by a lot of this demo but the vast majority of the time he's at the house he's either sulking, acting like he's too good to be there or on his phone/laptop bleeding his community for money. We barely even get glimpses of what made Sam unique back in the day.
It’s crazy that Alex has this headcannon of Landon saying “James Drake is really jealous of you”, when he literally never said anything of the sort. It went from he alluded to it, to he said it verbatim, within like 5-6 conversation loops.
>>219214858yes we would make a spiritual successor to Isaac together.
>>219214863I'm not balding why would I be worried about it
>>219214873
as much as alex b is an insane freak, fucking with his dads gravestone is even more insane
>>219214882Niggers go bald too
>>219214858if she's not working, the house better be spotless
so uhhh where's the content?
>>219214721a lot of contestants get fuckin annoying and need to constantly be humbled.JD was incapable of being humbled which is why he was a faggot
Only right wing people are liberal. The left wing is authoritarian, oppressive and don't understand anything about any subject.
>>219214765who the fuck are you talking to
>>219214848youre dating men
Alex is literally a cracked out schizo that brags about how much money his dad has
>>219214790>leaves the next day
>>219214858Her total expenses are covered by a partial cut of a bagel shop salary and she says she’d be happy to live in a mobile home or her sister’s basement so yeah, it’s quite reasonable
>>219214885he said the opposite, learn how to read
>>219214899>the retarded junkie narcissist is making things upYeah.
>>219214911not until 11pm
>>219214907When did that happen?
$50k isn’t bad for a down payment for a house but I don’t think the twins understand that they’re not going to get a full $50k.
>>219214921you mad brokie?
It kind of hurts being in hell
>>219214903Because you will be someday and you'll start wanting to kill yourself because you have incel poisoned your personality
>>219214911What? Alex B looping to the robot isn't doing it for you?
i do not care for alex b in s5
>>219214930after season 3, frank played a part in it
>even Antara whose usually desperate for conversation has already had enough lmfao it's fucking incredible
>>219214897>on his phone/laptop bleeding his community for money>>219214897he only did this in s4 you history revisionist
>>219214899Ben told him that earlier
>>219214919god I wish
>>219214899jet said it early on
>>219214945Bliccys rape babby
>>219214858Yea, she seems easy enough. I think I would get along well with her too. I’d be able to live with my wife and a friend.
what did bashir say about bald men?
>>219214885gold diggers want your money for themselves after leaving you.trad girls want to make sure you make enough money to provide for the family.
Why is director cam only showing Alex?
Antara has the patience of a saint. I don't even know how she managed a conversation with alex
>>219214947you went to the wrong circle bro
What percentage of Alex’s ramblings do you think Ansara understood?
>>219214899Ben was gaslighting Alex in the computer room
>>219214931they also have like no income to get approved for a mortgage.
>>219214858Yeah but in exchange she has to eat A LOT and spend 2-3 hours a night getting stretched on the rack.Eventually she'll be as tall and heavy as bongo
>>219214968wiggers are starstruck
>>219214692He smiled the whole damn time
>>219214948no I won't I'm already 35 it's just turning grey
>>219214964that caring about going bald is effeminate behavior
>>219214812whatever helps you sleep at night baby bro :^)
>>219214913Modern American are basically all the same and only vary in their subculture based off their income and job type
>>219214924>>219214824if you pretend liberal women arent gold diggers you are literally retarded
>>219214968Mints hate the fish because they don't kiss the feet of the wiggers, Alex does
>>219214964he said men should embrace going bald instead of coping with surgery and meds
>>219214952Shes the 1 that wanted to interview him so bad. You get what you deserve
>>219214968Check the other cameras and let me know what else is happening then come back and ask this again.
Ellie dressed like this for jet. thats why she had the VS bag
>>219214968Because mints is a worthless faggot
>>219214950What's not to like?
>>219214667>(You)re not that special
>>219214964He just says going bald is normal and people shouldn’t try to futilely hold onto youthful appearances (He is also baldin)
>>219214968What the fuck else is it supposed to show right now?
Is Alex not allowed to leave the computer room????
im a foid
Antara is never leaving that room
>>219214906thanks big dawg
>>219214931It's about 35k after israel takes their cut, but that's still a decent size DP
wish i had a playlist so i could watch something else besides director cam (i will not use the website, it's worse than kick)
>>219214931What if they give them 25k each so their tax rate will be lower
>>219214931taxes?
unfathomably cringe this guy cares more about his streamstar paypiggies than anyone in the house
>>219214988you seethe eternally because women arent all libtards
>>219214968What is going on in the house that you wanna watch right now?
bingo bent over having the outline of her panties show and the shape of her pussy is lost media
>>219214990who did that?
>>219214968Because he responds to every single TTS and they are milking the paypigs
>>219215015Set one up yourself.
>>219214977Bongo has a job
>>219214889That's the cool thing about libtard chicks, they convinced themselves gender roles aren't important so they don't mind being the breadwinnert. lazy fuck that hates working and leeches his liberal girlfriend
/ftl/ fagging out over a guy shouting out stream stars
>this is Alex Btank now>send more TTS
>>219214823You caring this much indicates that you're the balding one
To all the people crying that Alex is front and center today, yesterday you were posting "why aren't the fish doing anything" for the last 15 days so I'm glad you can finally post something else today
>>219215006drake and blane boxing rn
It's crazy how much Alex talks while literally saying nothing.
James Drake would unironically beat the wiggers 1v3.
>>219215002he insists upon himself
>>219214701haHAaaa ha
Would Sam dare to box James Drake?
James drake could beat you up anon
When does Sam show up?
>>219215052Nope
Alex B could easily beat drake’s ass, which is why Drake needs to 3v1 and sucker push people
>>219215064Who cares, wiggers still live rent free in your head
>>219215055The fish still aren't doing anything
>>219214777trvke nvke
seriously need a james drake vs red shark or sam boxing. would be an actual good fight
Drake can really box. Just from his form you know what he’s doing
If we get through this season without seeing King James box someone then the wiggers have completely failed
>>219215008what's your address? ;*
>>219215064he’s gotta chin one early on or it’s over
Stepped out when Alex was "talking with" Drake in the market earlier. Anything noteworthy?
>>219215008me and you are hooking up after season 6
>>219215074was that thompson guy bigger than drake?
>>219215046That's not going to last. You're on borrowed time
>>219215034production really needed a massive lolcow to replace the TTS money lost when JD left
bulk smash
Yeah, it isn't hard to knock that shitIt LOOKS intense and strong because it is loud but it isn't
>>219215055reasonable response would be to give them something to do
Drake needs to teach Blane some form.
Holy fuck james drake would absolutely murder everyone in the house lmaoHis gf is so luckyHe's probably also gonna get stepdaughter pussy when she's a teenagerDragon king gets the oyakodon he deserves
BULK SMASH
love the bulk
>>219215074Sam could probably win and Drake is much shorter than people realize but because there’s a chance he could lose he’ll refuse to
he's going to fucking destroy himself with that form
mints
>>219214777>caringyes>goodif she wasn't such a mindraped kikebot, maybe
>>219215074I honestly only hope Sam shows up at some point so Drake can further humble him and he can sink deeper into his new retro gaming, youth chasing funk. Sam needs to get his ass beat, badly.
Did they mess with the audio to make everyone’s voice deeper?
blane looking like joe frazier
>>219214907
>>219214913You sure owned them liberals with your facts and logic
>>219215081nice try jet but I never think about you. tell mints to stop sending TTS to bashir.
>>219215045Minimum wage at a fast food restaurant barely counts.
>>219215128PPV issue, normal on kick
>>219215093ok
>>219214968 The fish are nontent niggers
>>219215095you guys always have to cope with another imaginary situation
>Californian crackhead couple kidnap a food delivery robot
season 5... forgotten
>>219215100>guys who says this before Draco knocks him unconscious in 8 seconds
>>219215128PPV plays the stream in reverse to avoid copyright
S3 was elite. Alex bs wife coming in was the tv moment of the year
this ain't fudge
Okay mints you won - director back to Alex please.
>>219215064Any more than one increases the difficulty exponentially, just from sheer angles. Getting into any fight is such a retard risk, more than 1, get outta here. You get punched the wrong way in just the right way, your neck is fucked for life or you take actual brain damage.
>>219215135She's a waitress at a normal restaurant apparently
>>219215146Bulk knocked it down
>>219215150It was the pinnacle of fishtank
>>219215132But I'm a liberal. You're not. Literally anyone who even slightly promotes liberal values like that kirk dude are called nazis and shot for it.
>>219214907I think his dad's gravestone needs pissed and shit on tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phAKccY6M9Iknower
>>219215131wtf?! is that Jon spitting on dead people's graves?????!
>>219215131>James Drake goes to Auschwitz
the video blane is talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phAKccY6M9I
>>219215111checked
>>219215127Sam would never insert himself into a situation where that could happen to him, that's kind of his whole thing. If he feels like he's losing control of the narrative at any time, he immediately starts destroying it to make it un-usable
who wants to bet, on fucking fishtank of all places, jet has nothing planned for april fools
>Bashir will say wigger but not niggerwhat an absolute fucking racist, dude
>>219214966exactly trad women wont love you for you but will only love you what you provide. libtard women will more likely love you for you but are more likely to dumb you for no reason.
>>219215117Sam is 6'5 >250lbsJames is <6'0 and ~200lbs>Sam could probably winI would hope so
James could do more push ups than everybody else in the house combined I bet if you made it a challenge he could crank out 150 without stopping
>>219215178All of fishtank was practice for that night
>>219215127What's stopping you?
>>219215172I saw Eddy Hall beat two kick streamers with ease, and I’m skeptical that Mints or Jet could damage somebody even with optimal attack
>>219215150truth
>>219215192>jet has nothing plannedthat's all you had to say
>>219215201>probablylol sam would destroy james
>>219215187I remember this being brought up like 15 years ago on a mega64 podcast. Guarantee that's where he got it from.
>>219215185Yes
I need something to happen nowIt's 5 tank time and nothing is going on
>>219215219>two twitch streamers lost to the strongest man in the worldanon...
There are literal women and gays in this thread.
>production should be giving them something to do 24/7 otherwise it’s okay for them to sit around and do nothing Do you not hear how insane that sounds?
>>219215201Sam is fat and old and addicted to cigarsDrake is also NOT six feet tall, he’s noticeably shorter than Landon
How do we make the show better without having Alex fatigue?
>>219215219Jet is a master of defense, no one can touch him
>>219215131pwetty based
production if you're reading this, PLEASE dress laura up like binx. have the twins do her makeup pale, blue lipstick, give her a blue wig, draw tattoos on her, have her talk super nasally alex will crack
>>219215240there are no women in this thread
>>219215230Based Wetawd. CHWIST IS KING.
When did the job board get taken down? It's leaned against the upstairs banister.
is anything gonna happen today or what
>>219215226If he lands a punch, he certainly could.Drake would really need to use his superior conditioning and reflexes.
>>219215201Sam has horrible fundamentals and is not athletic at all unlike James Drake. His boxing match with the no name untrained celeb was embarrassing.
why do bitches like beth dress alt then be listening to the fucking weekndlarpin ahh foid
listen i like drake too but you guys are starting to get a bit too gay for him
James gotta be bisexual
>>219215190e.g. gorilla nest
>>219215259Laura took it down as a joke. She’s zany!
>>219215250do you just want to see the same things over and over? what a boring idea
it would be really cool if mauro showed up
>>219215108>>219214125
>>219215187lmao
>>219215243This. Production should do whippets in the basement, putting on a show is hard so they need to order more doordash and have vibe repairs.
>>219215150she was disgusting to look and yelled and screamed as much as alex b
>>219215245sam is like the same age as james
>>219215201Drake weighs 170 something
>>219215245>Drake is also NOT six feet tallThat's why I said <6'0, fucking Amerimutts don't understand basic math symbols.
why arent they dressing james drake like alex b?
FRESH AIR
>>219215131>thanking zogbots for their service.
>>219215228100%, its hilarious. I just tuned in, did he just mention it? I missed it
>>219215248JD, despite being unanimously condemned, will be remembered positively just do that punch Note that after the fight jet ran downstairs with a bleeding lip
>>219215268he is. he said it day 1 in confessional, but pretty much no one remembers
Laura is terrible
Laura has volunteered as poop monitor without being told.
12 hours passed0 content
Alex is slightly better with TTS off. He can not tune it out. He has to address every TTS he gets
>please flush alex>yeah, that'd what I was thinking Lol
>>219215267yeah its getting a bit too obvious especially with last night
bill ottoman checking dubs exclusively
>ANON UPDATEI gooned three times to the three delaney onlyfans pictures that were posted
>>219215264Sam is 1.5x to 2x bigger than James. Technique doesn't matter in these cases
>>219215128They're likely just copying the audio directly and when you do that if there's any transmission issues the audio gets fucked. They need to re-encode the audio using 44.1 kHz sample rate and force a/v sync with something like ffmpeg's aresample filter.
>>219215311yeah.....
LOL
Yes, he was acting out the last part of the video
>>219215131>>219215185He said they were pedophile graves. He was in the wing of the graveyard where they bury all the pedophiles.
>>219215279sorry you're right let's not make alex crash out anymore, let's get back to friendtank. great idea fucking retard
>>219214076not true. nifty came back right before fh 2.0 which ruled
it was funnier when we thought he was bullied off 4 hours in
>>219215328In English doc
>>219215306Laura's great, being morbidly obese forced her to develop a decent personality. She's the only thing Jimmy's contributed to the show that's worth a damn.
Has Bam shown up today?
>>219215074Over more rounds Sam would gas and Drake would kill him. With the wigger format, Sam would get a few good hits in, use his reach and be declared winner.But there's a change Drake would win so Sam would NEVER EVER box him.
[HEARTBREAKING NEWS] Emma is still a contestant on Fishtank season 5
what if instead it was green bam
>>219215296They couldn't get any of Alex B's clothes and are too stupid to make up a costume from what's in the house/Drake's clothes.>>219215309>dookie time
>>219215261It's looking a lot like Alex b makes tts money all day and everyone else gets a low key vacation day to rest up.
love this chaotic ugly couple
>>219215327Alex B has informed me that size and muscles dont matter, it’s something about monkey energy instead which decides fights
>>219215337meant to reply to>>219215301
Burt is booking a flight on stream
>>219215338That doesnt exist
>>219215339Friendtank is better than AlexBtank
Like I'm into Angie
>>219215358That's crazy, probably the first contestant's name I don't recognize. Was she the big fat latina auntie that left on the first day?
>>219215201Technique wins fights, Sam’s 5 year training wouldn’t undo his issues with form. James Drake on the other hand looks like he’s been boxing since his 20’s & likely actually has a history of winning bar fights with how often frat retards get tilted at good looking guys like him.Sam could get some good shots in, but he’d get gassed and pieced up by a guy only slightly smaller with a massive advantage in footwork. Pride open weight tournaments proved it to be true, Light Heavyweight is the best class for power & speed
>>219215326that's awesome man
the WONDERFUL Ashley
>>219215185they were freemasons
burt is going to show up at the house
>>219215352Yeah
>>219215384shes so ugly
>>219215240G4 run this shit
>>219215378
is anyone baking?
>>219215376Your country doesn’t have pedophile wings in graveyards?
>>219215327This is true but if James could duck in and get one of those haymakers on his ribs he would be fucked
>>219215384
when do they start throwing the poop
Alex B is just male Beth, I can't believe some of you are eating it up
>Emma is a Burt normie
>>219215339The thing is, we've already seen that in S3.Bringing in a previous season's contestant as a freeloader is only fun in the context of them interacting with the new fish, not them just doing the same thing they did in their own season.
BURT WAS ALWAYS PLANNED TO COME ON IDIOTS. HE WAS ON THE WHITEBOARD TOO.
>>219215376Are you calling Jon a liar?
>>219215358Who? Is this like with Seth where we just make up fake names
>>219215377making alex b have a mental breakdown is better content than friendtank
>>219215378T L PLP
>>219215404>>219215404>>219215404???>>219215404>>219215404>>219215404
>>219215358Sometime I forget she exists then wonder why she's still there.
>>219215378>>219215402if you guys like angie, look up "pocahontas jones"
>>219215418blane suggested it
>>219215384You can tell the beautiful Ashley has been Dahlmaxxing. She has such a beautiful soul it outshines all her minor imperfections.
>>219215327It does when speed is involved
I'm on the toilet with a shit log coming out of my asshole right now lol
>>219215388>freemasonsthey deserved it
gypsy emma delivers fortunes and it is very likely they all come true
>>219215420Then I shall be tuning out
>>219215404>my OC I spent 10 minutes on reduced to this garbagegrim
>>219215404yes
What we know about Laura:>jimmy recommended her to production to come in as a free loader>she used to be obese until she had gastric bypass surgery>she has diabetes and hypertension from being obese>needs trazodone every night to sleep>She's from the fagc discord despite not being a "fishtank orbiter" what else?
>Emma makes a little paper fortune teller >This somehow creates seetheRelax
>>219215434You do it cunt
>>219215375My Alex B fatigue started the moment the basement door opened last night.
>>219215434yeah I'll bake at 150
We're watching Drake work up a sweat in the arena
Bingo is LYING down for a NAP! Sleep well Bingo! It’s been a stressful day, you need a vibe repair nap.
>>219215348encode the audio again using YouTube standards for audio streams (don't touch the video) and it wont sound like everyone inhaled sulfur hexafluoride.
>>219215420This
>>219215465yes and
>>219215468Isnt she the suspected girlfriend of COLE
sam is only 6'3 barefoot and wears lifts and boots
>>219215477at least it ended the failed psychic bit
>>219215150I still remember the thread and the massive anticipation because she gassed out every few meters.
>>219215391No shit, why do you think they keep calling Alex B the true winner. That gaslight isn’t for the audience, they don’t care at all. Burt and Alex getting into it over who won the season with no prize money is hilarious.
>>219215493just that
>>219215420yeah and sam too
>>219214721>ctrl+F "landon">Nobody is saying any of your gay shitYour butthole is btfo. Landon WILL fuck and you never will.
the pirate room with a bath tub full of keys
why aren't people TTS spamming Alex calm down?
>>219215420interesting.
>>219215459the wiggers are freemasons too
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>>219215466>>219215466>>219215466o7 ty
Bongo says she’s really bored today.
Will he get nuked before the season ends?
>>219215477Just switch the camera to another room where content is happeni-oh
>>219215468She's great, best female freeloader and arguable top 3 freeloader period.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE YA SACK OF SHIT
Landon is so fucking annoying
>>219215528saaaammmmeeee
>>219215524prove it in the next thread
>>219215402>>219215440is pocahontas the one in that picture? she looks tight
>>219215542Wrong + retarded
>>219215380>only slightly smallerSam outweighs him by like 90 lbs and is 5 inches taller
>>219215468she joined fagc like a month ago looking for friends, and didnt know what fishtank was
>>219215537she was so good production told her to ease off for a couple days to avoid getting too many fish to quit
while opinions here are split on if you can keep a guy on a game show for 6 weeks then when he wins give him a fake prize and never give him the real prize just because you think he is oddit is not split that ftl is a burt enjoying board and we all enjoy burt here team burt fuck the monkey king we are skitzo black detective cole here
>>219215555no :/
>>219214709>>219214402>>219214396unprotected, condomless, no sleeve, raw, violent, sweaty, feral, hair gripping, bruising SEX with smack, with a pink g-string pulled to the side
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>>219215511checked
>>219214550>>219214662>>219214692Mints is such an epic badass, he would probably use the FAT, FAT ASS to back up into his enemies cock and pleasure them so MUCH, it would stun-lock them. SO fucking SICK and bad ASS. What a sick and fucking COOl guy. This guy is fucking HARD.
>>219215335SLAP ATTACK FROM JET, VERY INEFFECTIVEI love that all the recap jetdickers on youtube edited the fight as hard as possible to make it look like Jet won. They basically cut out over half the fight.
guys, i need your help. my friend has this ringtone of the imagine dragons song "thunder" but just the chorus. i said it kinda sounds like the pitched up voice is saying "fun dip" but she doesn't seem to think so. what do you guys think?here's the audio https://youtu.be/qzV7zJ3J-EA?si=-hKe2Lloobmd3oLMplease vote https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY>https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyYhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY>https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyYhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY
>>219215512>>219215512>>219215512yaaar m80s>>219215512>>219215512>>219215512
>>219215645Somehow never seen this. Rarest Smaack drop?
>>219215402>turns 18>immediately does pornis the money even good?
