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Arthouse & Classics

'Cock au vin edish

>QotD
Favourite /film/s or /film/ scenes about or prominently featuring wine?

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Queen of /film/
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Sara a cute nonna :)
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oh shit its coomin tiem
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Lads I have a region A copy of The Cell in 4K, now I tried to use it with my xbox one x but it isn't detecting it, I live in Australia
what do
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>>219877945
>i live in Australia
>what do
kys
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>>219877945
>Unlike DVD region codes, Blu-ray regions are verified only by the player software, not by the computer system or the drive. The region code is stored in a file or the registry, and there are hacks to reset the region counter of the player software. In standalone Blu-ray players, the region code is part of and enforced by the firmware.

>Similar to DVDs, some Blu-ray rippers (such as AnyDVD HD) can remove region codes as well as other types of digital rights management (DRM) and copy protection, including Advanced Access Content System (AACS) and BD+. Multi-regional standalone players available,[15] and some standalone Blu-ray players can be modified to be region-free.
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>>219877945
>>219878049
also, standard blu rays are, but 4k discs are not region locked. you probably have some other issue which makes sense bc you are Australian
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>>219878052
well SHIT
if anyone wants a copy let me know
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smoothhands here of https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/ fame. just completed my week in kino review.
In reading about Phil Solomen I learned that machinima is an actual film term and not just the name of a youtube channel. The more you know.
Also found out that I had seen 5 Aleksandr Ptushko flics. I had had a feeling of familiarity watching Cкaзкa o пoтepяннoм вpeмeни, I thought just for a general soviet kids movie feel, but turns out itsall one director. Well not all, but at least in part.

-smoothhands
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>>219878793
Also my flic schedule for the coming week.
-smoothands
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>>219878808
give me that back right now you didnt even ask to save it
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>>219878898
>*stab*
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>>219865439
So then you must find three such people.
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>>219878898
>Hide post
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>>219879039
You do, it's not my project.
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>>219878793
If I had this middling an opinion of the films I watched in general, I don't know if I'd bother watching movies at all.
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>>219878814
>Brutality in Stone
Kino.
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>>219879331
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_deviation
give this a read

-smooth

>>219879357
ill be the judge of that

-hands
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>>219879328
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_deviation
I don't get it. My brains must be like your hands. Are you saying you manipulate your tastes to match a statistical model?
This was my distribution a few years back when I used to rate films.
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I love films mang
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>>219879587
iktf
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>>219879553
I think you replied to the wrong fellow.
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The Family Guy episode where Lauren Bacall molests Peter is playing on cable right now.
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Illienko.
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>>219880279
/brechtian/
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>>219880279
Peter who? Peter Weir?
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>>219881134
Peter Lorre.
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>>219881134
>>219881218
Yes.
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There's a guy in here obsessed with rape and I think I'm gonna rape him and then kill him, make him live his fantasy.
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Whoah buddy
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Milos Bikovich is relentlessly handsome.
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>>219881909
Yeah, I fucking hate him, you don't know how much. I want to skin him and then dice him and feed dogs with his meat; it would be better for humanity.
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You better write back.
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bumpetic
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Good morning /film/
>>219873626
We had a DVD of it. Another memorable DVD we had was The Court Jester (1955)
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>>219884218
I'm gonna rape you and kill you.
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>>219884227
I'm flattered that you have a crush on me but I'm not into guys.
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Post suicidecore lonely kino
Need kino to smoke to
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>>219884227
Tell us how you really feel.
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>>219884314
Help Me, Eros (2007)
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>>219884435
Love Kang Shen
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>>219884481
Same.
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Good night, /film/.
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This is literally Godspeed You! Black Emperor the movie. It's pretty cool though
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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero
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>>219885138
*smooch*
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>>219885287
This is also literally Godspeed You! Black Emperor the movie
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>>219885325
kek
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bumpetic
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for me it's Lt. Robin Crusoe
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bumpetic
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>>219884329
Like killing people, and in pain.
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>>219880279
lies
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>>219888858
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom%27s_the_Word
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>>219879641
I never woulda noticed

>>219879553
meant for
>>219879409
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>>219881134
>Lauren Bacall molests Peter
meanwhile, /film/ in such a scenario:
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>>219884018
>>219886186
>>219888191
:3
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>>219889893
One day, I will watch this.
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did it really need to be 4 hours long?
I thought 2 hours was more than enough to convey the message that greed was, indeed, le bad
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who /slow/ here ?
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>>219891519
We are all a little slow here.
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>>219889893
Based /film/.
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>>219891392
It needed to be 9 hours long.
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>>219879553
embarrassing
>>219889814
smoothhands here. i judge my flics based on all other flics i have seen. the only criteria possible. so yes i have reviewed all my flics in the past and updated ones i felt differently on with distance. not for purposes of fitting a model, but rather just an updated samples size. at this point though i have a large enough sample were i haven't felt the need to do this in quite a while apart from the occasional flic that has stuck with me and updated accordingly. but perhaps i will look through my flics the week just for kicks and update accordingly.
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>>219885287
i hope this is a general meme that i am not aware of and not an actual comparison
-smoothhands (https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/)
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>>219891519
Just like 2 waifufags, the rest are geniuses, baby geniuses.
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bumpetic
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>>219893477
:3
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>>219893477
Kys yourself
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Place is deader than Sir Ridley Scott will be soon. Anyway, only watched a couple of shorts by the Funny Ha Ha girl yesterday, they weren't good.
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>>219893751
Niggas dropping like flies lately, kinda like a Spike film.
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>>219893751
I'd rather this place die a graceful, peaceful death than to have some faggot go around parading its corpse like some kind of sick joke.
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>>219894386
That's not gonna be possible, lil bro, it ends with violence.
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Whoah buddy.
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>>219889893
>Lauren Bacall
get mugged
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>>219894712
Niggas don't even play the game anymore, no ballz.
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>>219895025
Now that's cinema.
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>>219895025
this must be where hack mangaka learned to draw feet. fuggin fingertoes sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii
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>>219896224
>>219895180
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>>219896224
an interesting clip. thanks for posting.
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>>219886905
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf for me. That movie is a headfuck
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Testing something... What do you see in this image, /film/?
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>>219897616
sex
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>>219897616
Ovaries.
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>>219897616
I see Gilgamesh and Enkidu slaying Humbaba in the Sacred Cedar Forest.
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>>219897616
A close-up of a fly.
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What am I in for? I’m on a Beulah Bondi run right now. The Gorgeous Hussy sucked btw
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>>219897722
>What am I in for
a l*terary adaption by the looks of it
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>>219897712
Fly as in the insect or as in the zipper on your pants?
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>>219897638
>>219897693
>>219897706
>>219897712
Interesting...
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>>219897791
Insect.
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>>219897794
See, the guy in the back's shirt looked exactly like a fly's eyes in the black and white one.
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>>219897846
Boring. Where's the Freudian symbolism in that?
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>>219897616
A dude getting killed.
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Whoah buddy
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>>219897930
Idk, i see what i see.
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Cuckbros, our response?
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>>219897616
A turd about to be thoroughly slurped
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next up for arirang april
GL
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>>219895025
She reminds me of picrel.
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There was a set of questions about Schrader's Transcendental Style in Film in the season finale of University Challenge (hardcore UK quiz show). The answers were Tarkovsky, Brakhage, and Akerman.

There was also an unrelated question about Jerzy Skolimowski's EO.
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>>219898590
Spaak to me is like a plump Birkin at times
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>>219898688
Ok there was a set about Herzog docs as well.
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>>219898688
>moye bri*ish fayce wen Tarkovsky
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OI GUVNOR
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>>219898688
>>219899008
I used to date a girl that looks like this :/

>>219898763
I can definitely see it there.
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>>219899748
>Ab Major
>F Major
What's next?
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funny thing with precode, they cant mention pregnancy explicitly, but they can do homo jokes
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Clip from a North Korean slasher movie where a South Korean spy murders a doctor. Movie is called "Days and Nights of Confrontation."

>>219897284
Thanks.
Daphnis and Chloe is a very good silent picture worth checking out.
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>>219900433
>North Korean slasher movie
kino???
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For me, it's Comrade Kim Goes Flying
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>>219900527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kktu1ftIg94

Close captions and autotranslate to English.

The main villain is the son of a South Korean agent who tried to overthrow Kim Il Sung and he wants revenge. He faked his own death after his father was captured by the authorities and killed a kid and took over his life to move up in the ranks of NK society to get close to the train carrying Kim Jong Il so he can blow it up with a suicide vest.

It has some kino scenes like this >>219900594
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>>219899595
Hate that book. Hate Orwell in general. No sense of subtlety. Literally screams his intended meaning at the reader all the time. And what a shallow and dogmatic meaning it is.
Animal Farm is even worse, but I guess you can show it to a toddler to teach it about society. Teletubbies level of complexity, really.
Was anyone else here forced to read Shooting an Elephant at school?
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>>219900843
Homage to Catalonia is actually a very good read. 1984 is ok. Animal Farm is literally a kids book, I'm not sure why you're using "Teletubbies level of complexity" as a criticism when the intended target audience is the same.
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>>219900843
the man hated Stalin, who can blame him?
what about his non-fiction? didnt you enjoy Down and Out or Catalonia?
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>>219900843
>shooting an elephant

Yea I read that in the 8th grade. I read most of Orwell’s work when I was a teenager, if I had waited until my late 20s or thirties I would have hated him too probably. Still I think for the most part he was a force for good in the world. Any popular material that condemns and warns against totalitarian nightmare regimes has value imo.
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>>219900945
>didnt you enjoy Down and Out or Catalonia?
Never read those. At some point I just stopped giving him a chance.
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>>219900945
I read Down and Out in high school. It didn’t change my life or anything stupid like that but I remember it was sort of liberating as an American teenager to read a non-fiction book about a guy with no money and no job just tramping around Europe. The idea that you could even survive that way was sort of alien to me. In my country you’ll end up in a cave fighting off the national guard like Rambo if you try that shit
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Oh heavens no I can't enjoy Orwell e gad! Let the buttplug out already
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bumpetic
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bumpetic
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>>219879357
>>219879409
Watched it. It was kino. Splended form revealing trackings shots.

t. smoothhands
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can /film/ answer this simple movie trivia question?
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>>219904829
Anatomie d'une chute
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>>219904829
>"A certain critic said ..." gives me the same energy as the famous "According to Buzzfeed ..." question. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know what some "certain" critic said?
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>>219904829
Sea of Trees? Awful Gus Van Sant flick, probably his worst movie actually. It doesn't even feel like a Van Sant movie, more like diet Malick.
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>>219905000
>>219905103
Incorrect.

>>219905048
So you don't know it.
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>>219904829
Asian dude reading looks like Asian Sylvester Stallone.
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>>219905179
>So you don't know it.
Like I said, no, I do not know what some critic said about some film. Might be Forest Gump for all I know, considering how retarded some critics are. At least give me the name of the critic so I can do some proper research.
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what is the worst type of movie fan?

capeshit is despicable but its basically normalfag tier at this point. to me it’s horfags. holy fuck those FAGGOTS
imagine having a shitty thrown together room with fucking trinkets and masks and little cancerous consoomslop everywhere.
>this is my nightmare on elm street STEELBOOK collection
>and over here is where I keep my Freddy v Jason masks
>haha yeah those cobwebs are fake

holy FUCK
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I will leave you all to guess until the morning. The film has over 3K fans on letterboxd and a rating above 4.
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>>219905283
For once i'm not telling you to shut up, yes, those horro guys are the same as the retrogaming guys.
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>>219904682
Impeccable framing.
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>>219905283
Star Wars people for me. I don’t get why some mediocre science fiction franchise from the late 70s is treated as a substitute religion by so many people. And outside of the people who worship it there’s another large segment of the population that aren’t as fanatical for it but still view it as some cultural foundation or act like Star wars is somehow synonymous with “the movies” or whatever.

I feel dirty just talking about Star Wars this much
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>>219905758
Say what you will about Ebert, but he was right on the money in his diagnosis of the Star Wars fandom.
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>>219905810
Spot on
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>>219905810
why is Star Trek catching strays? they're not even in the same ballpark.
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>>219905893
More of a criticism of trekkies than of trek though
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>>219905655
>im jus really alternative and edgy
>you just wouldn’t even understand
>gore doesn’t even phase me

>>219905758
>>219905810
its the same thing as Disney adults. it’s their identity and comfort zone. not being challenged or exposed to anything new is their chosen lifestyle.
Star Wars
Disney Adults
Capeshit

It’s all the modern equivalent of the allegory of the cave
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>>219906001
Isn't it Trekker?
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>>219905758
This. It's astonishing how most of them seem to hate at least half of the films. At the same time they're extreme gatekeepers about the whole thing. I don't fucking understand how those two things even go together.
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>>219905810
Damn, this might actually be the best thing he's written, kek.
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>>219906924
>best thing he’s ever written
That would be Beyond The Valley of the Dolls
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>>219906924
Personally, I enjoy Alec Guinness' take.
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>>219907162
Sent that freak flying.
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I never gave this much thought, but is Chaplin genuinely the best (or at least the most noteworthy) English filmmaker? That doesn't seem right.
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>>219907998
Either him or Hitchcock.
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>>219907998
In terms of most noteworthy, it's probably either him or 'Cock (though it's complicated by both doing most of their most important work in America). In terms of best, Powell, Greenaway, Davies and Watkins also come to mind.
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I watched Up in Smoke tonight for the occasion and you have to admit, Lou Adler's got a pretty impressive list of films.
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>>219908146
Everyone from Freud to Einstein to Joyce wrote about Chaplin. I think the modern cinephile actually underestimates how ubiquitous of a figure in popular culture he was during the first half of the 20th Century.
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What is /film/'s take on Come and See?

I know some of you will probably go on about how the Soviets did worse and Germans were welcomed in parts of Eastern Europe (which I would agree with in good part), but I still say that the director really showed what he went through. Apocalypse Now is still my favorite war movie overall, but Come and See became my favorite war movie which shows the brutal, bizarre nature of war regardless of which side is "right", and how traumatic the 20th century was for humanity as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk45ybudLnI
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>>219908620
It's a masterpiece that was ruined by normalfaggots and /pol/yps discovering it.
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>>219908620
>I know some of you will probably go on about how the Soviets did worse
Nah, we're pinkos here

Come and See is very good, but The Ascent by Shepitko is definitely more /film/core. Highly recommend that movie if you haven't seen it.
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>>219908712
>>219908811

I think I enjoyed the Come and See's sound editing more than anything else, what a rollercoaster for my ears

> The Ascent by Shepitko

Thanks for the recommendation, I'll take a look.
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>>219908346
Based and gracious Chaplin.
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>>219908346
Any good historical film that depicts Churchill as the terrible joke of a human being and war criminal he was?
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>>219908811
>Nah, we're pinkos here
Nah, we're first and foremost philosemites here and as the left has turned on the Jews we've turned on the left.
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>>219909202
fuck off Ari
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>>219909202
I think you're not only in the wrong thread, but also on the entirely wrong board, anon.
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>>219908620
It's a hilarious film, it makes the nazis so cartoonishly evil that that, coupled with the protag pulling faces at the camera, makes it impossible not to laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing. Not a bad film, just unintentionally funny and massively overrated.
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>>219908811
>we're pinkos here
No we're not, we're catholic monarchists here.
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>>219909447
This.
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>>219909447
Hi Freako
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>>219909496
Genderbent version of pic related?
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>>219909503
Cucksta is a Stirner-Sneedtzsche fag thoughbeit.
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>>219909583
I'm more of a Christian-Luciferian, thoughbeit.
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In a sea of love... that's where I'd like to drown.
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bumpetic
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>>219878793
>last days in a lonely place 2.5
>mamma mia 3.0
what the fuck? why are you hanging out in this general? it’s clearly not the place for you
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>>219909202
My understanding was that our philosemitism was meta ironic because we love Jewish girls but hate Zionism... r-right bros?
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>>219911232
I initially thought he was doing more annoying contrarian shtick like D*ngo, but going by a quick skim of his 5s, 4.5s and 4s, this isn't really representative and he seems to be pretty /film/.
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>>219911331
We support Zionism (Akermanian Tunnel Zionism) precisely because we love Jewish girls.
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>>219911426
You know what? You're right. All the power to Akermanian tunnels. You go girl.
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Tie me to a missile and fire me at Tel Aviv, my body is ready.
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Very funny and smart satire, and perfect casting, all the old geezers were kino. Ultimately i prefer Loves of a Blonde for its emotional depth though. Guess after this one he left the country because the soviets came in.
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>>219911760
https://youtu.be/OMDQzITWJyU&t=154
Will the tip be pointy?
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>>219911760
This but philosemitically.
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>>219911887
Cohen sucks.
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Were there any classic Hollywood filmmakers, or even actors, jewish or otherwise, who were anti-Israel? I wonder.
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>>219911956
Generally yes, but The Dictator is an exception.
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Hairy armpits Anna Faris.
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>>219911956
Eh. He insists upon himself too much but Ali G is a great character. I quote him from time to time. Tom Green did shock humor better.
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>>219912093
>>219912155
He's very hit-or-miss but Borat and the other things mentioned are good.
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bumpetic
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>>219908620
I probably would have thought it was fine if it hadn’t been built up so much by the internet. I watched a couple of video essays about it on youtube where they acted like it was the greatest or the bleakest or the whateverest war movie ever. Definitely overrated
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>>219909202
t. agent of Goldstein
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>>219904829
The answer
Love Letter (1995)
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Good night, /film/.
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>>219904829
it released two years after the question but Romancing in Thin Air has a plot adjacent to this (and is a very good film, To is wonderful)
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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero
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>>219914019
*smooch*
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>>219914164
>Like how the Mexican salad dressing has a sombrero, there's a tattoo on Paul Newman's CAWck, of his face. But the top of his head is a dick. It's a dick version of his face. Tattooed under it it says "Newman's cum. Newman's own cum"
- Famous Actor Christopher Walken
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What do you know about Gilles Grangier ?
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bumpetic
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bumpetic
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>>219891519
Szürkület? Based.
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>>219909692
Come with me...myyyyy looooove...to the sea...the sea of love...
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>>219877445
I dimly recall a scene in from some filming of Homer's Odyssey in which the guys are stomping on grapes so they can get the Cyclops drunk.
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>>219919312
Another one of those "i think i've seen this but i'm not sure", the problem with watching too many movies.
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Slowpoke Rodriguez 48 hour thread.
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>>219920065
This is what happens when you have a gross old man instead of a woman on the opening post.
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>>219920081
You might be right.
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Dutch films not made by Verhoeven please.
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>>219920801
Zanger Bob/Bob Offenberg
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>>219920832
Google tells me that's a singer, and one with a very gay face.
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Sometimes when I kino i like to place a dildo between my ass cheeks vertically and kind of hold it in there by squeezing.

I call it
>night, night candlestick
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>>219920801
The only Dutch films that come to mind are the Flodder flicks from the 1980s/90s. Made by some guy named "Dick Maas". Apparently he's also behind the horror cult-classics The Lift (1983) and Amsterdamned (1988).
Granted, none of those are actually good, but you didn't ask for something good in the first place.
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>>219920801
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090579/
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>>219824183
I watched Fast Times today because of this post and WOW what a fun movie! JJL is a cute im adding her to the harem
Mike is literally me with the confidence but I'm like a sweetheart version of Mike
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>>219922412
I appreciate the Roger Ebert review of Fast Times. He shits on the movie repeatedly but also spends half the review covertly lusting over her.
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>>219922447
what a sweet tummy on this dame! can't blame 'im
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>>219911339
Fuck The Beatles.
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mm /film/ es muy lento lately…

>>219911331
>>219911426
>we love Jewish girls but hate Zionism
I agree with both, personally. It's the (((paradox))) in full swing.
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bumpetic
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>>219909382
damn you're so edgy like me!!
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>>219922664
Not a paradox. You can both love Jewish girls and want them to be elsewhere but Palestine. I'd even go as far as saying that if you truly love Jewish girls, you'd want them whereever you happen to be (which probably isn't the middle east).
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>>219911856
Based Hori ma panenko enjoyer.
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SENTADO EN LA E'QUINA
PENSANDO COMO FUI TAN GIL
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>>219923231
We speak English here you fucking greaseball rodent.
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>>219923312
In english doc.
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>>219923391
Lowly little spic of a creature.
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>>219923062
>if you truly love Jewish girls, you'd want them whereever you happen to be
Very true, anon. I've been telling myself I really need to go out and find a new Jewish Princess™
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>>219922557
>>219923807
Post the 3x3 chart.
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>>219923908
I didn't make that one, but I'll happily oblige :)

>>219922647
I'm not sure if you think that's me because of the Beatles mention, but smoothbrain's obviously been on my shitlist ever since he dressed me down for no reason on my birthday. Plus he "ironically" shills his letterboxd somehow more than Dingy.
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>>219924293
Whatshername in bottom center is seriously overrated though.
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>>219924331
Prefer her to Sweeney and Qualley, unironically.
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>>219924445
She's an infinitely better actor than either of them, it'd be downright buffoonish to say otherwise. Also much more attractive.
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>>219924293
Shagged all of them
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shagmeister
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>>219924445
>>219924475
She's a better actress than those two, but that doesn't make her good. Also, less attractive.
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I recently found out Julianne Moore's father is 1/8th Jewish and it made me oddly happy.
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>>219924688
>father is 1/8th Jewish
I thought Judaism only transferred via females? Something something x-chromosome?
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>>219924820
>I thought Judaism only transferred via females? Something something x-chromosome?
/pol/turd education
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>>219924983
No, there's literally a wikipedia article about it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrilineality_in_Judaism
Doesn't mean it's accurate, but certainly a mainstream belief.
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>>219924820
>I thought Judaism only transferred via females?
That's a Judaism thing. Ethnically, you are obviously Jewish if either of your parents are as we are all the result of our own parents.
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>>219925118
You're confounding genetics (chromosomes) with ethnicity (jewish identity).
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>>219925351
If being Jewish is an ethnicity, it's all about genetics. If anything, you're confusing ethnicity/genetics with religion.
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>>219925487
>you're confusing ethnicity/genetics with religion.
Au contraire, Jews have their own religion and their own race. And sometimes they can be exclusive. Imagine your father was an atheist Jew. You'd be part Jew.
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>>219925707
>an atheist Jew
Sounds pretty nonsensical to me. Like an atheist Christian or atheist Shintoist.
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>>219884218
>>219884305
>mfw I rewatched Lost Highway and realized that the trip hop song playing during the party scene samples Franny
/film/ is a flat circle
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>>219924293
There was no Jeetles mention, it's just that you're really predictable.
>You think different to me = contrarian.
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>>219911232
post your 'boxd coward
-smoothhands
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how about Sonic Houthis

we're gonna kill
the Israeli girls
we're gonna fire the exploding load in the Jew girl mitpachat
we're gonna find the meaning
of feeling good
and we're gonna stay there as long as we think we should
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>>219925795
https://letterboxd.com/notaname/
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>>219925795
https://letterboxd.com/bluechew/
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>>219925739
See. You think Jews are just members of a religion. And that the religion is transmitted through the X-chromosome.
Make it make sense.
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>>219925795
https://letterboxd.com/supremelemon/
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>>219922412
*sigh*
somehow JJLposting returned. Leighpetic just smiled somewhere not knowing why.
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>>219924293
blessed chart because of the King of /film/ cameo
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>>219925910
>And that the religion is transmitted through the X-chromosome.
I'm not saying it makes sense. I'm saying that that's what the religion itself claims. And who am I to tell a religion that it's wrong about itself?
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>>219925876
nice bot'boxd
come to smooth'boxd
-smoothhands
>>219925908
see attached image embryo
-smoothhands
>>219925953
respectable enough but you don't like any good movies
-smoothhands
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oof he got you there bluechew
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>>219925910
true true
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>>219924293
Mikey Madison doesn't belong.
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>>219921785
Added. Thanks.
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>>219926349
erm yes she does
dont tell me you got filtered by anora because "waah she's a whore" lil emotional cripple ahh tommy
>>219926110
*stab*
>>219926253
what i got was a new copy saying that if you want your dick sucked by a hasidic guy you should try using bluechew
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>>219926482
Haven't even seen Anora.
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Where can I watch the 3 hour version of Cabiria not the awful looking 2 hour dvd rip?
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>>219925908
ARMPIT
HAIR
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>>219926857
YOU leave my armpit hair alone mister sir guy >:(
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I want to be an actor
I want to be an auteur
But I really can't be bothered
Ooh, just gimme it quick, gimme it
GIMME-GIMME-GIMME-GIMME!
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I don't have a thing for teeth specifically despite all my wives having notable chompers, but JJL has really nice teeth...
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>>219926995
D e l i c i o u s
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>>219927499
EWWWwww get the FUCK away from me you creep!
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This is bordering on /wpop/ levels now.
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>>219927623
okaaaay i'll tone it down a bit.. just feeling a bit extra tonight hmph
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>>219927623
Yeah, these Chris Chan niggas are cancer, better to just ignore them and occasionally make fun of them.
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>>219927627
Sternberg's The Last Command (1928), arguably. Though not a direct critique of Hollywood, it does have the setting and the film vs. real life dualism.
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Yall owe Kinskifag an apology, he was never this cancerous.
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>>219927992
8/10 Ballcancer vs. 10/10 Asscancer: The Battle of the Ages
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>>219927992
I already apologised to him.
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Sorry Kinskifag
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I played rock paper scissors in the mirror and my reflection won, and then I screamed. YAAAAAAAH.
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when I say nupetic you say sorry
NUPETIC
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>>219928736
cute teefs.
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>>219928736
You still have a long way to go. Download the rest of his taste >>216496115
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O GADONPAKI
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>>219929119
Bro ethered Kfag.
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>>219929184
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>>219925833
>>219925908
>>219926995
>>219927230
>>219927499
>>219927541
>>219927699

This music video alone makes me want to watch Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as5ZdjYGdRY

> RIP Trish
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You can kill the man, but never the idea.
*smooch*
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>>219930165
I guess bro.
I just want this gay shit to stop so that we can have actual fun threads again.
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I haven't lurked /film/ for quite a while...

It's good to see the waifufag has chilled out, at least by the looks of this thread. The general looks much comfier now
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>>219923062
>I'd even go as far as saying that if you truly love Jewish girls, you'd want them whereever you happen to be (which probably isn't the middle east).
Weakest of weak copes.
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O LLOYD GET READY
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>>219931153
Elaborate.
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Make the next one extra /vivacious/... just for us.
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GIEV ME A NEW THREAD I HAVE IMPORTANT POSTS TO MAKE
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>>219931187
>Erm, I line up perfectly with the modern heckin' wholesome anti-Zionist consensus because I'm a PHILOSEMITE and want more Jewish girls around ME! Osmotic leftardism and post October 7th Palestinian gorepaganda? What are they lol? I just love Jewish girls hahaha.
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>>219931307
Too late.
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>>219931301
Shut the fuck up.
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>>219922647
Fuck (You).
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>>219931398
Take a chill pill. Take two.
*mischievous smooch*
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>>219931594
Fuck The Beatles, eat shit, die. That's punk like John Lennon.
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>>219931621
Take my nutz.
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sorry chingus wrong thread
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>>219931772
OH NO!
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NEW
>>219931893
NEW
>>219931893
NEW
>>219931893
NEW
>>219931893
NEW
>>219931893
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>>219931351
Seems like you didn't get the basic argument at all.
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>>219931634
Meds, goofy Scaruffi.
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>>219931926
I got it, it's just that I think that it's so beneath contempt and unserious as to obviously be a cope. I take it to be perfectly obvious that unless you're living in absolute bumfuck nowhere, you won't have issues encountering Jewish girls and even if you did, getting rid of Israel almost certainly wouldn't change that given that there just aren't that many in the grand scheme of things anyway.
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bump
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