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star trek sex with shran
What does God need with a starship?
star sex trek with shran
this is what happens when theres no money.
>>219950882
I just watched this episode and all I could think about is that one Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro meme about the beach that makes you old
fun fact about ds9:it sucks
>>219951075wdym? idgi
WHA HAPPUN?
New>>219951433>>219951433>>219951433Because of shenanigans
>>219951447Me.My bad.
>>219951413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etaA94eM2AE>>219951528Goddamn why do we need this many trek threads?
>>219951528Fuck off egoist. We have a thread already.
Mr. Paris, set the ship to warp factor 7. No not that one, the one they used in Star Trek V.
>>219950736What did Chakotay want from this nigger? If you followed his logic to its absolute conclusion anything less than changing the timeline so >Every single planet in the universe is at maximum population given maximum sustainable resource allotment resulting in the maximum possible duration of existence for each individual species and maximum possible happiness for each individual member of said specieswould be a genocide.
I find it strange that the Federation is supposedly so socially advanced and yet they don't follow the tenets of chivalry.
>>219951447It got deleted because the Opie thought he was going to be cheeky and sneak his weird creepy spam fetish into it. Luckily the mods deleted the thread pretty quickly
>>219951531
>>219951591I'm fine with letting the anons decide.What I'm not fine with is dirty shenanigans.
>>219951528What is the deal with this freak thanking himself for making a duplicate thread >>219951763 ?
>>219951856>The lyne must be drawn HEAGH!
>>219951743>never ask a knights Templar the ethnoreligion of his gf
Did you all get the last thread nuked for talking about the unpenised again?
>>219952019Boot to the head
>>219951944That wasn't me, and you damned well know it.>>219947139>>219947177
>>219952023https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/219946966/#219946966
>>219951971
>>219952049Of course it was you, no one would give so much of a fuck about posting a retarded OP they'd try it for an entire hour and then post it anyway once someone already made the general.
>>219951531>Show me your tits NOWI can't believe how forceful Data was in that scene
>>219952131>no one would give so much of a fuck about posting a retarded OP they'd try it for an entire hour and then post it anyway once someone already made the general.You mean the one that just got deleted?
>>219952314Nope it's still there >>219951433 full of samefagging
>>>/wsg/6132005https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776819273870530.webm
A warrior does not spoon
Stupid Trek
>>219952455hmm maybe I should finally watch Voyager. I didn't know it had dinosaurs
>>219952360Liar. I simply don't care for shenanigans.
>>219951697>It's another Chakotay gets kidnapped but ends up making friends with his kidnappers episode
>>219952452What the fuck did they amputate his legs
I just realized I find myself rewatching DS9 and VOY 'sodes more than TNG these days probably as a subconscious rejection of PIC.
>>219952392I KIN REEEEEEEACH ANY STAR
>>219952518I only watched the first season of Picard. I heard it got worse then better before the end.
>>219952479It does and everyone hates them even though I always thought it was a cool episode. Everyone else must be wrong, it couldn't be me.
>>219952518I never watched PIC so I don't have this issue. TNG and Frasier are my eternal comfort shows. I won't let any legacy sequels ruin them for me!
>>219952627It was a neat episode, the premise is just retarded. Dinosaurs on earth invented space travel millions of years ago, and just left without any trace, just to settle all the way on the other side of the galaxy.
>>219952627It's good until it becomes a Chakotay episode.
>>219952360You know damned well which one I was talking about.Pic related
>>219952627It pisses off the local christcucks
>>219952518I can just replay TNG in my head anyway like baseball man
wtf is heterophobia?
>>219952778I'm an atheistbull and I hate it for spreading the misconception about evolution being a fixed, linear path toward anthropomorphism.
>>219952786It's when your eyes are different colors
>>219952786It's a mental disorder.
>>219952679It's copied from an old Dr Who episode https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_and_the_Silurians
Neelix booty
>>219952764POOFTER
you know I just think it would be cool if there was a Star Trek show that kind of dealt with some of the existential questions that have arisen with the new stuff we've discovered about space because of Voyager and stuff. like a type of show where they encounter something out there that just turns their understanding of everything on its head and have to deal with that. I guess that would be leaning more into hard sci-fi but I think it has potential and it's just the kind of thing I'd like to watch.
Will Ben make a comic for the 60th anniversary?
>>219952926Voyager did that often
How did I get a thread deleted but not banned myself?
>>219953192I've wanted a show about a research facility where all the ships drop off their problem of their week to be studied further.
>>219953320there was no beef with beef
Mr. Scott, reconfigure the transporter to channel the warp core output through my phaser.
>>219953340sounds like a cute idea but kinda low-stakes for Star Trek
>>219953486They could reactivate Moriarty and use him to help dissect the comet library from masks
>>219953224I remember him getting raked over the coals for that one in 2016.
>nice bum
>>219953872was all that bum talk just them doing the not-gay thing with Reed?
>>219953775>2016 was 10 years ago
>tfw you are 37I would post a pic of myself but it gets the whole thread deleted
>>219953486>every problem of the week threatens to destroy the station>Starfleet doesn't care because that's their job>plenty of room for guest stars as random ships dock and use station's facilities to test out shit they can't do on their ownNow that I think about it, regular Starfleet ships like Enterprise and Voyager didn't dock there all too often
>>219950736>Whole year of hell only happens because someone raised their voice at Janeway
>>219953993>>every problem of the week threatens to destroy the stationyeah but you know that will never happen because the entire premise of the show is them being on a station so that will become a meme instantly and no one will take it seriously
>>219954057Then have it set in a shipyard that's spread out and the problems of the week regularly destroy sections of the shipyard.
>>219953897Covid and Trump ruined our perceptions of time. Also people are reaching milestones such as having kids and owning a home much later, if at all. >2016 news cycle: Trump says dumb shit on Twitter>2016 news cycle: Trump says dumb shit on Truth Social that's reposted to Twitter
>>21995394738 before year's end
>>219952679Makes sense given we know that dinos exist and they left the planet because of a catastrophe bad enough it probably wiped everything out. So they freebooted it across the galaxy in something probably going 99.999% of c
If I was a dinosaur what kind would I be?
>>219954233Not to mention how difficult it would be to detect signs of a previous civilization that far back, Chakotay even says offhandedly that some of their ruins might be at the bottom of the oceans or miles deep in the crust getting subducted and melted.Also I wonder if they returned Lt. Hogan's remains to the crew, I don't remember that getting touched on at all.
Does Chakotay celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>219952627STO made me realize the Voth were huge wasted potential. More interesting than CGI8472 or Borg being jobbers or retarded Kazon. Delta quadrant under control of a racist, totalitarian, religious fundamentalist dinosaurs who far and away outclass Federation technology -- some of whom aren't total assholes and think mammals aren't so bad. Slapped down the Vaudwaar, keep the Borg at bay, harry Voyager.
>>219954268Gayosaur
>>219954442That is a Digimon and not a real dinosaur.
>>219953894reed fucked that slut ruby
>>219954378Also we could have had this
>>219954378>catches up to Voyager (who has over a year lead) in like a week>transports the entire ship and everyone aboard without issue>technologically sophisticated for tens of millions of yearsThey could have gotten Voyager home if they'd cared to, I reckon.>>219954472Dino Riders? In MY Star Trek?
>>219954472Why would anyone want that?
>>219954561Dinosaurs are cool
>>219952455That's also what makes it so good. Voyager has so much goofy shit like Prototype and Concerning Flight. Imagine Dominion war-era DS9 but you've got dinosaurs and Leonardo Da Vinci running around. It's like a Robot Chicken skit.>>219952505Klingon diabetes. Very dishonorable condition.
>>219951743>tfw you will never be a knight in King Arthur's service with a ride or die gypsy waifu
>>219954035Janeway doesn't fuck around
>>219952505>Ah killed fiddy Romulans
>>219954726>Klingon diabetes. Very dishonorable condition.fucking kek
>>219954726>>219955017If a Klingon cannot defeat his hunger for snacks then he will surely never sate his hunger for honor.
B'Elanna TroiDeanna Torres
>>219955212>how does this fist make you feel, ensign?
>>219953320It wasn't you; it was me. It was me all along.
>>219954035Weird how nobody remembered Kes.
>>219954536>They could have gotten Voyager home if they'd cared to, I reckon.>We can get home in a few weeks all we need to do is talk this technologically superior civilization out of the core tenants of their belief. >>219954561>Why would anyone want that?Because it's cool
Read through Memory Alpha and Beta, and Suspiria never shows up again. Even all the Memberberries animated slop shows don't bring her up.
>>219952679Which was literally a plot of an episode of Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.
>>219955556>and Betano way you did that
>>219955460>>We can get home in a few weeks all we need to do is talk this technologically superior civilization out of the core tenants of their belief."I propose an investigation into the veracity of Professor Gegen's claims: an expedition to what he claims is the secret origin of your mighty people. There he may have greater success in convincing you, or you him as the case may be. Surely a respected man's career and life is worth a short journey, whether to vindicate his bold claims, or to convince him that he is wrong by his own standards of evidence rather than brute political pressure."
>>219951528I want you guys to look at this retarded faggot's thread he was so desperate to make on page 9 after he tried to keep it alive through image spam. Literally the same shit the toon troon used to do
>>219955981I just bumped that thread instead of this one. How does that make you feel?;)
>>219956162good. i don't want it to fall off the catalog before mods wake up.
>>219956203POOFTER
They could’ve gotten home if they just left the fucking Ferengi alone
>>219956371who? who ever bothered Ferengi?
>>219956371and the professor could have fixed the radio
>>219956439Voyager
>>219956452They would’ve just heard a Frenchwoman’s SOS on repeat for 16 years anyways
>>219955731I will hear no more of this mammalian nonsense beam them into the nearest sun
>>219956371The Prime Directive fucks over the Federation more than it helps them.
>>219956540The thing is they could have invoked it to ignore the Ferengi if they wanted. Who are they to say that the society wouldn’t benefit from Ferengi capitalism in the long haul?
>>219955731>core tenants of their beliefEvictions can take months
fuck Quark and his degenerate family, Daimon Bok is a true Ferengi hero
I like how TOS has human ESP it’s gay how it’s simply an alien superpower in every other series
>>219956813Quark's family isn't degenerate. when you think about it most families are probably like them. trying to live up to the Ferengi ideal but they literally don't have the lobes to live up to it and so they have all kinds of complexes about it and lead unfulfilling shitty lives trying to live up to something they could never be. that's why it's nice that Nog was able to break free.
>>219956943> Quark's family isn't degenerateMoogie wears clothes (inviting others to unclothe her), the “peak of degeneracy”. Nog works for free..FOR FREE
>>219951743>they don't follow the tenets of chivalryPretty tough once all the doors start opening themselves
>>219957051Nog is following his passion and desire to have pride in himself which you could hardly call work and having all his needs met anyway
>>219957087>no mention of latinumFOR FREE
>>219956943his mother not only violated the law by earning profit but seduced the nagus so she could control the entire alliance from the shadows, his brother is a communist who completely rejects the rugged individualism that forms the backbone of their culture, and his nephew went and joined, and Gint forgive me for using this phrase, a moneyless society.
>>219954312Neelix got him killed with no consequence. Should've been charged with manslaughter or gross incompetence.
>>219957109my point is even if he tried his best to devote his life to getting latinum he would fail at it and he has the brains to realize that.
>>219956884its a little sad that esp isnt real, though
>>219957197I knew you’d say this
>>219957197that's what they want you to believe
>>219957147In terms of Ferengi morality it’s degenerate to translate to human morality — it would be like an incel realizing he’ll never have what it takes to get a wife and kid so he goes prison gay with a fellow crossdresser.
>>219957306>In terms of Ferengi morality it’s degenerateyeah yeah I fucked up by saying that when what I meant was by human standards. >he’ll never have what it takes to get a wife and kid so he goes prison gay with a fellow crossdresser.your analogy needs the detail that he was gay all along and only felt the need to get a wife because it was the measure of success he'd been told to strive for his entire life
>>219954268A sauropod because we saw your peds.
>>219957358Nog likes latinum (women), he just doesn’t have what it takes to earn it. So he serves Starfleet (has sex with a woman analog) in lieu of that.
>>219957444Nog doesn't like latinum he likes being a Ferengi and Ferengi revolve their entire identity around being obsessed with earning latinum. you are missing the nuance.
>>219957498>>219957444furthermore I want to argue that if he truly loved latinum he would continue on that path despite being bad at it because he is the type of person, as is evident by his actions in the show, to pursue what he actually likes and wants to do even if the odds are against him succeeding. he went out of his way to get into Starfleet because that's what he wanted even though there were tons of barriers and the high likelyhood of failure in the way. if he felt the same about latinum he would have done the same shit for that.
>>219957498That’s just not true. Go watch the show sometime.
>>219957616yes it is and you're retarded and a faggot
>>219957639>erm actually he doesn’t care about latinumHe clearly does? He has to be guilted into parting with it.
>>219950736What are the chances we’ll actually get a theatrical release for the 40th anniversary of Star Trek 4? The UK got one for search for Spock but we didn’t
>>219957727he would not give a singular solitary fuck about latinum if it wasn't the entire point of a Ferengi's existence. he does not care about it in and of itself he cares about what it means to his identity as a Ferengi I have no idea why that's so hard for you retards to understand. it's like literally an arc that plays out in the show.
>>219957796He literally has a blast earning profit on the holodeck in Its Only a Paper Moon.I don’t know who you’re trying to convince by pretending he doesn’t care about earning profit. It’s a weird thing to autistically fixate on.
>>219957980he doesn't care about earning profit because he struggled and went out of his way to join Starfleet and dedicate his life to that which pays FUCKING NOTHING what is not clicking in your inbred retard brain?
>>219958031Obviously he does. Indicated by him enjoying it. Just because you don’t become a professional baseball player doesn’t mean you don’t like playing baseball. Hope that helps.
>>219957980>>219958031>>219958095ok so if you have fun getting on GTA and have a blast that means you're a criminal who steals and runs over pedestrians in real life, right? holy fuck are you retarded
why couldnt the romulans just have gone around the blockade in redemption pt2? i dont get it
>>219958107That’s a false equivalency. But if you play baseball video games you probably also like playing baseball in real life. Especially if that video game is a 1:1 physical recreation.Equally, if you’re raping children on the holodeck, you probably shouldn’t be allowed around kids in real life.
>>219958178>That’s a false equivalency.no it isn't. you literally argued a holodeck simulation of a 1970s casino is the same as real life. kill yourself retard.
>>219958148space is 2 dimensional in star trek except for the 2 or 3 times when it isnt.
>>219958031it pays in pussy
>>219958178that troon gets so testy, classic Asperger’s kek
>computer, activate incognito mode>run program DeckerHeaven7
>>219958230if it did maybe he wouldn't be so desperate from approval from some Hitler Youth retard who would have got him killed if not for a pure stroke of luck
>>219958571its implied the moon piggie was going to rub his ears while jake railed her from behind before they got distracted by the suicide mission
chrome clean off, tell ya what.
>>219958571Red Squad was fairly standard in terms of how a military operates. Only the limp wristed draft dodgers writing DS9 chose to portray it as heckin bad (did a poor job at that, since it was an objectively successful unit but ultimately KIA).
>>219958824there is no military who takes children and blows smoke up their ass about how elite they are and then lets them take control of anything
>>219958851>those poor mid-twenty year-old children
>>219958851yeah, well, starfleets not a military. so there.
>>219958908their supposed best and brightest killed themselves because they were retarded. if you want to be mad about anything portraying Starfleet in a bad light be mad about that
>>219958851Ever heard of West Point?
>>219958996ok so point out the real life equivalent of West Point students killing themselves because they were fanatic retards who lacked any sense of proper judgement
>>219957060kek
>>219950752star trek sex with wesley
>>219959137lets do it
>>219954561Confirmed for biological female
>>219958972After taking down many ships, they made a fatal error. More seasoned captains faired far worsehttps://youtu.be/cwxdT5Dqr_A
>>219958571This anon probably roots for the bugs in starship troopersI get that vibe from xer posts
>>219959289>fairedidiot moron
>>219959412cool fanfiction faggot but no one cares
>>219959412This anon probably would have ended up dead with Watters' dick all the way down his throat
>>219958851Uh have you seen the average age of USA soldiers? Red Squad members were in their early 20s. Wesley Crusher was 19 when he joined Starfleet Academy so we can probably assume most people are about 18 when they go. One of the Red Squad guys who got killed was in his third year so probably about 21 or 22. That's a pretty standard age for an active duty infantry in the Army or Marines who is literally going into battle, holding positions and potentially dying. And yes they do blow smoke up their ass.
>>219957060>Pretty tough once all the doors start opening themselvesTIS NOGHT FAIRE
>>219959468>I don’t care so much that I replied (not that I care (I DONT))
>>219959289>take off with your bros to defend Mars>get one-shotted>cube doesn't even stop to check the debrisMan
>computers tell them they can destroy the Jem’Hadar ship with a precision warhead>it’s a very difficult shot >the degree of difficulty is what makes the mission reckless (this is the plot of the episode)>but they are talented! They are red squad! They can never miss!>they go through with it despite Jake’s protests (omg this is reckless they could all get killed if they miss!)>they actually hit it>the ship is completely unscathed>they all dieWhat exactly did they do wrong? They were right about everything, weren’t overconfident about their abilities, the computer simulations simply lied to them lol.
>>219959801There’s tons of episodes like this that completely undermine the moral by accident because they want do a cool scene right at the end.
>>219959801>What exactly did they do wrong?Needlessly putting them into a situation that required a high risk maneuver to not get slaughtered. Rookie mistake.
>>219959947The maneuver was high risk, but they pulled it off. Every engagement with an enemy ship is needless by that criteria. Instead of fighting all the federation ships should have flew in the opposite direction direction.
>>219960016>but they pulled it offthey all fucking died
>>219960061>>219960016while doing nothing to the enemy
>>219960061Because the computer scans and models lied to them and they didn’t have plot armor like the enterprise. They did everything correctly.
>>219959801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI
>>219960134>They did everything correctly.they didn't or they wouldn't be dead and/or they would have actually done something to the enemy.
>>219959801That isn't exactly how it went. They were already losing shields and people were dying before they tried that deseperate shot. Watters was a gloryhound who sent everyone into mortal danger and they all died. Problem?
>dying for nothing is "doing everything correctly" just say you want to suck the cock of that actor who was Watters and go
It would be like>Worf: Captain we detected a flaw in the shields around their engine>Picard: Mr. Worf target that spot with an tetrion pulse and fire!>it doesn’t work and the enterprise is destroyed
JAKE: Can I say something?FARRIS: You are not a member of this crew.WATTERS: Let him speak.JAKE: You all probably know who my father is. Benjamin Sisko. So you know I'm not exaggerating when I say that he's considered to be one of the best combat officers in the fleet. And I'm telling you right now that even with the entire crew of the Defiant with him, my father would never try to pull off something like this. And if he can't do it, it can't be done.WATTERS: We're Red Squad and we can do anything.(And the room cheers.)ALL: Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad!
>>219960231suggesting Picard would ever do something risky that could result in total death for everyone for clout is fucking retarded. comparing him to Watters is grounds for being raped in the ass to death honestly.
>>219960192>you can’t be in mortal danger…. in a war
>>219959801They were only supposed to collect intelligence, not engage. They disobeyed their original orders.
>>219960268> You all probably know who my father is. Benjamin Sisko. So you know I'm not exaggerating when I say that he's considered to be one of the best combat officers in the fleet. And I'm telling you right now that even with the entire crew of the Defiant with him, my father would never try to pull off something like this. And if he can't do it, it can't be doneBut they pulled off exactly what they said they were going to do. So Jake was wrong here
>>219960279I have to agree with >>219960277 at this point. You deserve fatal sodomy as the consequence of your stupidity.
>>219960313PULLED OFF means they pulled it off meaning they didn't eat shit and FUCKING DIE holy shit what kid of fucking retarded cope is this?
>>219960277Picard endangers the crew many times when surrendering would be the safer option
>>219960335No it doesn’t? All the information available says it WILL work. The difficulty is MAKING THE SHOT. Jake is saying they can’t MAKE THE SHOT. But they did
hate this stupid cunt like you wouldnt believe
>>219960351Picard has good reasons for what he does unlike Watters whose reason was that he was high off his own fucking farts and didn't actually care about anyone's life
>>219960402Defeating the Dominion isn’t good enough for you?Picard tried to blow up the enterprise and kill all the children aboard 20 minutes into being held captive by that weird space face guy.
They were wrong about the delta radiation yield from a single torpedo being able to melt the other ship's support braces. They were a bunch of cadets who prematurely determined that strategy from a single scan. What's your issue?
>>219960438they didn't defeat they Dominion. they did nothing to the enemy and died and blew up a valuable ship.
>>219960402As if trying to make contact with the crystalline entity wasn’t Picard huffing his own farts
>>219960491his mission that he was literally sent into space to do was make contact and communicate with alien life forms
>>219960447> They were a bunch of cadets who prematurely determined that strategy from a single scanEvery other time in the trek universe this works> What's your issue?The ending clearly subverts the moral because they wanted to do a cool scene where the ship is unscathed. All they had to do was include a line about verifying the scans or w/e but they didn’t. So it’s shit
>WATTERS: Stand at ease. It's been a long eight months. A lot of hard work, a lot of sacrifice. Now we've accomplished our mission. We found the battleship and obtained a complete scan without being detected, and we're free to go home. But that ship out there is a direct threat to every Federation outpost and colony within fifty light years. That ship must be destroyed. It can be destroyed. Commander?>FARRIS: We've found a flaw in the design of their antimatter storage system. The primary support braces are made of viterium.>WATTERS: It's a very strong, very resilient metal alloy which just happens to become extremely unstable when exposed to delta radiation.>FARRIS: A single torpedo rigged with a radiogenic warhead could reduce those braces to the consistency of wet pasta.WATTERS: And as a result, the entire antimatter storage system would tear itself apart. Commander Nog, you don't seem convinced.>NOG: Well, sir, in order to rig a torpedo to yield a delta radiation burst I'll have to remove most of the guidance systems. We'll have to target it manually.>FARRIS: We've trained for that possibility. It shouldn't be a problem.>NOG: We'll also have to get very close to the target.>WATTERS: How close?>NOG: Within three hundred metres.>WATTERS: It's dangerous, there's no disputing that. And no one would think any less of us if we just turn around and go home. But that means that some other ship with some other crew would be asked to finish the job that we started. I think we can do it. I think we should do it.Completely rational.
>>219960549>Every other time in the trek universe this worksExcept for all the other times people in ships tried desperate maneuvers, it failed and they died.
NOG: I think that Captain Watters knows what he's doing.JAKE [on monitor]: Oh, really? Well, did you know that Watters has been taking cordafin stimulants for the past two months?
>>219960565All those times they don’t perform the action they hypothetically needed to perform. They miss, or can’t evade. In this case the computer model is wrong. >>219960552They made the shot
>>219960607>Jake does an ableism. what a bigot
>>219960622>All those times they don’t perform the action they hypothetically needed to performNo.>In this case the computer model is wrong.Red Squad made the determination about the weakness of the supports.
>>219960753The spaceship probably did that. I don’t think they pulled out a pencil and paper.
>>219960841You're really dumb. The analysis told them the material of the strut. Red Squad said "hey that'll melt if we hit it with this type of radiation and then their tank should fail and they'll asplode". Except they were wrong.
>>219960904>computer would that work?>yes
hmmdoesn't look very DIVERSE to me united earth my ASS
I want lieutenant Chandler to give me a cavity search
>>219960959Proof of that exchange?
>>219961003McCoy is from Alaska? I didn't know that
>>219961081Bones and Riker's colours look similar but are differentIt's difficult making so many colours you know
>>219961103Use stripes bro
>>219961103ohGeorgia. that makes way more sense
>>219961003Who’s from Africa?
>>219961003>Geordi is Somaliani don't remember them ever saying that on TNG
God I want to rape a Bajoran refugee in front of her children.
>>219961141>>219961161Uhura and Geordi are East African despite looking (and IRL being) west African
>>219961161>"Cause and Effect" features La Forge's medical record, establishing his date and place of birth as the African Confederation. The remastered version of the episode narrowed his place of birth to Mogadishu.
>>219961196Did the earth renationalize on ethnic grounds (as one should) after WWIII?
>>219961196It's okay. Picard is French despite looking, sounding and IRL being English.
>>219961254What's the canon explanation for that?Do actual Frenchoids not exist in the 24th century?Most French Star Trek has ever been was that alien who had 40,000 light year transporter technology who had a French accent for literally no reason. (Prime Factors)
>>219961241yes and they decided the blacks could have Louisiana and the British got could have France
>>219954177>2016I think you meant 2026 :)
We are so back Star Trek bros
this scene was emotional
>>219961332>irishman telling an englishman how he feels about them
>>219961374Picard is French. FRENCH.
>>219961436
>>219961374They should have done a better job protecting their country then lol
>>219961546Shalom
>>219961581I just look at the facts
>>219961604>If I didn't take it someone else would have
>>219961672If you can't look after something someone else should
>>219961775Here's your H-1B saar
>>219961003I always forget Beverly's from the Moon.Is any main cast member in truTrek from outside their species's native system?
>>219961886Spock and Worf.
>>219958851Premodern militaristic pretty much all did that, read up on the Napoleonic Wars sometime, they had 14 year olds rushing into breaches in the middle of sieges where they just got wiped out.
>>219962426no what you're saying is they used children as cannon fodder and meat to throw in the grinder they didn't give them control over anything important read the post you fucking illiterate cunt
>>219959801The computer didn't lie, it was simply being a helpful AI assistant and hallucinated that it was a one-shot ship because it wanted the users to be happy.
>>219962075Your humor needs work
>>219962426Red Squad members were all young adults.
>>219962449Yeah, but the children didn't know that, they had smoke blown up their asses, and for that matter Red Squad's mission could have been performed by an autonomous cloaked drone.
>>219962075I kek'd.
>>219960268Jake is unbelievably cringe here>my daddy couldn’t even do ittttttt!!>he’s like the bestest combat pilot eva!!!!>that’s why Starfleet assigned him to a space station that doesn’t move, doesn’t have a ship, and likely won’t face combat
>>219963129Starfleet gave him the Defiant which was a valuable prototype whose sole purpose was combat
>>219963129Jake was factual. You are mad.
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>>219963157Which shows how shit he is. Otherwise he wouldn’t need such a fancy ship to get the job done>>219963202Jake is a journalist, he’s literally incapable of being factual.
>voyrager still bumping his spam thread to keep it alive until this actual thread hits bump limit
>>219963264Nog shitting on the captain guy at the very end (probably trying to score injured girl pussy) was in poor taste. You’re supposed to be a little more tactful, even if the CO ended up getting the unit slaughtered.
>>219963408I am not crazy! I know she made an alliance with the Borg. I knew it was Species 8472. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot Chakotay to go on a vision quest for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Those Hirogens! Are you telling me that a species like that just happen to invent holodeck technology? No! She orchestrated it! Janeway! She murdered Tuvix! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was a cadet, always the same! Couldn't keep her nose out of other species business! But not our Janeway! Couldn't be precious Janeway! Changing history! And she gets to be an admiral? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! You, you have to stop her! You -
>>219963528Nog was entitled to say a lot worse than he actually did.
>>219963529SHE DEFECATED THROUGH A JEFERIES TUBE
>>219963588He’s a Starfleet cadet, he ought to be better than that.
Red Squad would have won, had they not lost.
>>219963789Had the writers made them win, they would have won.
>>219957727this guy mogs>>219957796this guy sogs!
>>219960313No they didn't. What they said they were going to do was destroy the enemy ship. They failed. Outcomes matter. Technicalities are for space jews.
popping one of deanna troi's plump bulging tits right out the top of her uniform and sucking milk in the middle of the bridge
>>219962075Imagine being Frakes and getting to make out with this alien slut at 3 entirely different levels of rapeWhich way do you like it, /trek/? First she says yes, then she says no? Or first she says no... and then she says yes.
I wonder if Jake wrote a demoralizing article about Red Squad (thereby helping the Dominion, causing general insubordination)
>>219964162The subject of the conversation was whether or not they’d hit the target. Jake said they couldn’t because his dad couldn’t. But they did.
>>219964263>Red Squad Accomplished Nothing (and that's a good thing) by Sneed Cucksko
>>219964263Vorta hands typed this
>>219963529I tried doing one of these for Dukat but I just couldn't make it fit
>>219953224>Trump and Pence fall out like Shatner and Nimoy fell outProphetic
>>219963528Nog literally outranked that fucking cokehead
>>219964296And then they died. O u t c o m e s m a t t e r.>w-w-what did they do wrong?They engaged in actions that led to their deaths rather than formulating a plan that would succeed.
No mention of this cutie?
Satisfied?
>>219959875Which blows dim bulbs like this out of the water, as there is no subversion of the moral going on here. The moral was that brash incompletely-trained hotheads who think they're top shit shouldn't ignore their orders and try to take bellicose moonshots to seek glory and stroke their own egos. Their mission was completed and they could have gone the fuck home. Even if they'd succeeded in destroying the ship, that wasn't the mission. Intelligence/reconnaissance operations exist for a reason. It's the whole reason they sent a fucking cloaked ship, you don't want to tip off to your enemy that you now know what they're up to.The entire episode couldn't have been more clear if they'd titled it "Icarus" instead of "Valiant".
>>219965502The previous thread convinced me that Hoshi is hotter than T'Pol
>>219965584Hoshi's been a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl
>>219965975Idk. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed.
>>219967080yeah, i want tom paris and harry kim in my bed.
>>219968370I'd kick Harry out of my kid's nursery.
>>219968623what's he doing in your kid's nursery tho?
>>219951528
>The dinosauroid is a hypothetical species created by Dale A. Russell in 1982. Russell theorized that if a dinosaur such as Stenonychosaurus had not perished in the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, its descendants might have evolved to fill the same ecological niche as humans.[1] Whole mallwalkers were watching their wormhole alien soap-opera. VOYboys were learning REAL science from their show.
>>219969349>Oh my heckin' scienceYikes, I guess VOYboys really is accurate to describe you creatures.
>I hate science fiction! - DS9 fan
>>219969600Hard science fiction cucks hate sci-fi because all they care about is heckin good boy scienrino.
>...and he's actually half alien god chosen to save the universe from the evil alien demons
>>219963789This.
>>219963157they pulled it out of storage because it was a failed design
>>219968682looking for a wife
>>219964296Except if it was the main cast and the Defiant they would succeed because reasons. Like being the only ship to get through the Dominion fleet to the wormhole in Sacrifice of Assholes. Or Mirror Defiant going pew pew fly fast beating not-Worf's giga flagship. Or Woof blowing up the shipyards in the super risky suicide mission that was actually incredibly easy because of course he's going to fucking win.
Why didn't they use the salamander cure on Paris and Janeway's babies?
>8 years oldwhat the fuck were those colonists thinking letting worf play soccer with 13 year old humans? is there no common sense in the future?
Voyager is so fucking comfy, bros. It's just about the only thing that makes me forget my suicidal depression these days.
>>219967080>Those tummy shots10/10 camera work
>>219972273>Savour the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time.
>>219970557Because at that point the writers hadn't yet realized that the cast was so weak that they would need to add multiple child actors to strengthen it.
>>219951743I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
What is /trek/'s response to the video series Star Trek: The Dark Enlightenment?
>>219973317Just repeating shit we've said for years. Go ask reddit if you want to shill your work man.
>>219973371I assume reddit would just say 'it's good that it's anti-white'. Is it overblown in it's examples? I haven't watched TNG and DS9 in a long time.
>>219973317What the fuck is that?
NEW BAKE >>219974080
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